Comments on: Dating Fail

By: kogniac

kogniac — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 11:24:48 +0000

That’s true!

By: attorneys

attorneys — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:18:09 +0000

opportunistic, no doubt.

By: Joey

Joey — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:08:34 +0000

0.o i remember seeing that.

By: Marcus

Marcus — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:33:23 +0000

Poligamy, eh? SPELLING FAIL!

By: [NotAnonymous]

[NotAnonymous] — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:39:11 +0000

PERVERT WIN!

By: [NotAnonymous]

[NotAnonymous] — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:38:14 +0000

Kinda.

By: Salty

Salty — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:24:27 +0000

i knew this place looked familiar..

By: Pencildragon

Pencildragon — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 03:18:32 +0000

I tried so hard not to facepalm but I had to lol.

By: Doug

Doug — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:48:40 +0000

Goin’ after the widow market, eh?

By: lol Utah?

lol Utah? — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:12:30 +0000

Utah, eh? POLIGAMY FAIL!

By: SuperGanj

SuperGanj — Mon, 11 May 2009 11:49:24 +0000

Agreed

By: City

City — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 18:17:14 +0000

Necrophilia win.

By: Rose

Rose — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:49:09 +0000

xD Well, they know their crowd…

By: Ordon

Ordon — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:40:54 +0000

They know their market.

By: o_0

o_0 — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:22:59 +0000

nah then it would have been a counting FAIL

By: Josh

Josh — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:13:22 +0000

They have these signs around Northeastern Ohio too… I see them all the time.

By: iKnowFail

iKnowFail — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:56:05 +0000

test

By: fail'd

fail'd — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 00:05:37 +0000

Genius advertising.

By: Gaflar

Gaflar — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:31:14 +0000

And how does that one work

By: Malarkie

Malarkie — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 06:03:58 +0000

that is wrong :O

By: SirYoshi7

SirYoshi7 — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:53:14 +0000

That is a seriously enterprising necromancer who did this, I think.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 05:41:38 +0000

uh what does it say?
i r confused

By: Anon.E.Mouse

Anon.E.Mouse — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 05:58:29 +0000

Amen.

By: moonunit

moonunit — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 20:25:56 +0000

I didnt know you played hockey.

By: Moo

Moo — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:46:18 +0000

Lamps make you sticky.

By: haley

haley — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:57:47 +0000

using words I don’t know win

By: koneko-chan

koneko-chan — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:55:26 +0000

too bad it’s not photoshopped. i live 20 minutes south. i’ve seen the actual sign.

By: Dekcatta

Dekcatta — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:29:28 +0000

I see those at wal-mart all the time…

By: Ailsa Lillywhite

Ailsa Lillywhite — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:08:09 +0000

AHHH! That’s my cemetery! I drive past all the time… I remember when that sign first appeared, I thought it was so ironic and typical of this town. Lovely place, though.

By: Muhammad The Camel Guy

Muhammad The Camel Guy — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:23:07 +0000

Thanks Dave. I had to wipe spit off my monitor after that. I needed a good laugh. I was trying hard to think up something funny to say, but I don’t think I’m going to top “Necrophilia Win” so I’m moving on…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:35:10 +0000

ahahahaha

By: sistema

sistema — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:36:33 +0000

Singles online was a joke, the nearest woman to me was over 50 miles away.

By: Lloydy (Sticky)

Lloydy (Sticky) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:22:06 +0000

I love sticky

By: some other kitty ~^..^~

some other kitty ~^..^~ — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:48:59 +0000

Advertizing WIN!

By: Koneko-chan

Koneko-chan — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:20:18 +0000

The sign says MurraySingles.com
They guy has a sign for every city in Utah. This particular sign is about 20 min north of where I live.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:55:57 +0000

zombie kid: “I like ~~Turtles~~ Turds!”
/
corrected

By: meen bastid

meen bastid — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:52:35 +0000

gasman: “duuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh daaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
doooooooooooi duuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh” (or equivalent)
/
shit, man, at least get another quote. c’mon, a little originality won’t kill you.

By: spats

spats — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:26:23 +0000

ROFL, xD
I laughed so much i cried

re-bugging.blogspot.com

By: Christine

Christine — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:14:07 +0000

People must need partners in the afterlife

By: Ama

Ama — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:08:10 +0000

“I got under her slip and then I heard a rip! I pulled it out and I said…baby keep the tip!”~Voltaire “Zombie Prostitute”

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:13:55 +0000

They’re probably all over the country, not just Utah. We have them here in KY, and I’ve seen them in Ohio too.

By: PB

PB — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:47:15 +0000

I agree, it’s deeply wrong and offensive. The owners of this site should be hanged!

Just kidding. You’re stupid.

By: OuijiBoardofDeath

OuijiBoardofDeath — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:52:37 +0000

Do you have any suggestions that don’t involve eating people’s brains?

By: rcw

rcw — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:28:31 +0000

I’ve seen these signs myself – in multiple cities. The websites appear to be cookie cutter duplicates, all registered to a company in India. Google search for “please review my personal profile form below” (with quotes) and click “repeat the search with the omitted results included”. I guess they got a bunch of flunkies across the nation to run around posting the signs.

By: jojojo

jojojo — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:52:01 +0000

No no no I luv lamp

By: cjk

cjk — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:38:01 +0000

if ICHC would not fscking downscale all the pictures to a minimal 500×346 picture, one could actually get the other half of the joke.

By: noyb

noyb — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:07:26 +0000

Yet another DUPLICATE fail

By: bobbygee

bobbygee — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:40:38 +0000

I thought I was quite funny then I do my best for a fingerless hockey child… I spend a lot of time with voice recognition software… oh well… back to the drawing board… holding the pencil in my little mouth. Have pity Vita

By: James and the Giant Peach

James and the Giant Peach — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:06:04 +0000

Just type it normal and you wouldn’t have failed

By: tycobb9999

tycobb9999 — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:04:49 +0000

As he was suckling on his dead mom’s teet.