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Lk

That’s no fail, that’s genius!

p.s. first?

some other kitty ~^..^~

Advertizing WIN!

 
 
 
 
 
James and the Giant Peach

Just type it normal and you wouldn’t have failed

o_0

nah then it would have been a counting FAIL

 
 
 
Kurt

This is brilliant marketing. I was just passing the cemetery thinking about how I don’t want to die alone… when I see this sign! Single? Not anymore!

 
kannadzuki

But you can write, apparently, or did you hire someone to type that for you? :P

Just kidding. The part after “Single?” is blurred.

Koneko-chan

The sign says MurraySingles.com
They guy has a sign for every city in Utah. This particular sign is about 20 min north of where I live.

Josh

They have these signs around Northeastern Ohio too… I see them all the time.

 
 
 
 
wenis

this isn’t very funny.

PB

I agree, it’s deeply wrong and offensive. The owners of this site should be hanged!

Just kidding. You’re stupid. :)

 
 
Chris

Hey why don’t we get all the stupid comments out of the way at once. Here we go:

Only jackasses say first. I hope you all die. This is photoshopped. Actually this is not fail because……… I don’t think its funny because……

I really wonder how some of you are able to find your way onto the internet. I really hate these comment threads, but I can’t stop watching. Its like watching retards play hockey.

OuijiBoardofDeath

Do you have any suggestions that don’t involve eating people’s brains?

 
Anonymous

zombie kid: “I like Turtles Turds!”
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corrected

 
 
bobbygee

My momma said it don’t matter if you fail in hockey as long as you don’t get yo fingers chopped off. But I got my fingers chopped off aswell. Momma said I was a retard. I said “Chris isn’t a retard and even if he has all his fingers, I’m luckier because he is a sourfaced puss dick.” Momma said I was very brave.

Vita

then Poppa made some remark involving the term “attempt at humor fail”

Lloydy (Sticky)

I love sticky

Gaflar

And how does that one work

 
 
 
 
 
 
bobbygee

I thought I was quite funny then :( I do my best for a fingerless hockey child… I spend a lot of time with voice recognition software… oh well… back to the drawing board… holding the pencil in my little mouth. Have pity Vita

 
 
 
aaaaanon

you just asked for all of that to happen.

 
random dude

PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!

 
tycobb9999

Which one’s the puck?

 
koneko-chan

too bad it’s not photoshopped. i live 20 minutes south. i’ve seen the actual sign.

 
moonunit

I didnt know you played hockey.

 
 
 
fred

It says “MurraySingles.com” and is in Murray, Utah

 
 
fred

no, the pic has been floating around the innertubes for a while at a higher res and readable. Also, the signs are everywhere around here in silly Youtahh….

Anonymous

They’re probably all over the country, not just Utah. We have them here in KY, and I’ve seen them in Ohio too.

 
 
B. Hussein Obama

Sorry I’ve been such a jerk with my postings. I just have nothing good to say anymore so I’ll stop posting now.

Oba-Ma Kenobi-ssein

ROFL…

 
Cloral

Methinks the person who usually posts under this name would do well to heed the wisdom of this comment.

 
 
 
OINK

Like the old, old song, “I want a girl who can’t say No”.

 
Hartog

Just can’t see how this fails… Never heard of a two person casket…

aaaaanon

it’s dating, not two person casket.

 
 
Dipp

Fail?

More like EPIC CREATIVE MARKETING WIN!

 
spats

ROFL, xD
I laughed so much i cried :D

re-bugging.blogspot.com

 
Muhammad The Camel Guy

Thanks Dave. I had to wipe spit off my monitor after that. I needed a good laugh. I was trying hard to think up something funny to say, but I don’t think I’m going to top “Necrophilia Win” so I’m moving on…

 
 
pollardito

i guess they decided to take down the signs that said “Newly Widowed???”

 
PuZo

That is not Dating Fail, that is Advertising Win.

 
 
Toia

oh wait. im ded. sorry.

 
 
Matthew

WTF????
This makes perfect sense?
This is a FAIL in FAILING. and that’s no double negative.

 
 
Wih

Where are the douches ?

 
OINK

The grave’s a fine and private place,
But none I think do there embrace.

Sir John Suckling

tycobb9999

As he was suckling on his dead mom’s teet.

 
 
noyb

Yet another DUPLICATE fail

 
cjk

if ICHC would not fscking downscale all the pictures to a minimal 500×346 picture, one could actually get the other half of the joke.

 
rcw

I’ve seen these signs myself - in multiple cities. The websites appear to be cookie cutter duplicates, all registered to a company in India. Google search for “please review my personal profile form below” (with quotes) and click “repeat the search with the omitted results included”. I guess they got a bunch of flunkies across the nation to run around posting the signs.

 
Ama

“I got under her slip and then I heard a rip! I pulled it out and I said…baby keep the tip!”~Voltaire “Zombie Prostitute”

 
Christine

People must need partners in the afterlife

 
sistema

Singles online was a joke, the nearest woman to me was over 50 miles away.

 
 
Ailsa Lillywhite

AHHH! That’s my cemetery! I drive past all the time… I remember when that sign first appeared, I thought it was so ironic and typical of this town. Lovely place, though.

 
Dekcatta

I see those at wal-mart all the time…