Or he knew that we could tell if he was first by the location of his comment and, instead, chose to make a comment that doesn’t make him instantly fail.
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple “fail” would’ve done just fine.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple “fail” would’ve done just fine.
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple “fail” would’ve done just fine.
In a related story … the Great American Smoke out was thwarted today when the entire population of Indiana, Ohio, and Pennsylvania all lit up cigarettes at the same time.
Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it’s like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the ‘Great Escape’, he’s digging tunnels. Now, she’s gettin’ the serious dick action and she’s feeling something she ain’t felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn’t hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, ‘Like a Virgin’.
it’s probably a legit picture, but it does kinda look like the burn tool in some spots. even if it’s ps’ed though, who the fuck cares, that shit is funny
Okay, seriously… can you idiots just shut up with the “ZOMGZ PHOTOSHOPPPZ!” comments? It’s fuckin’ retarded! Most of us will know a photoshopped picture when we see it, it’s not like you’re some kinda fucking genius to notice this shit. Stop ruining the fun for everybody! We don’t CARE if it’s shopped, it’s still a funny picture! Try to put something humorous in your comment instead of pretending you’re some kind of expert designer or some crap. You’re not that important, fuckers, shut the fuck up!
Ooooh – seems the large penis of the weatherman has set this chap on edge a little… inadequacy rears its ugly head… lashing out at those around us is common. Doctors can help… stay strong… good luck
Dare I say it?
Pennsylf*cky!
Haha, get it? ‘Cuz rural Penn is sometimes known as ‘Pennsyl-tucky’, y’know, part Penn part KY and and and…*trails off*
Fine. I thot it wuz funni.
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OMG jaja really good pic. and nice bog
u didnt say u were first! u r crazy man!
Or he knew that we could tell if he was first by the location of his comment and, instead, chose to make a comment that doesn’t make him instantly fail.
You win. :]
Ok. I see the point. But I think in this situation no one would like to win, because it is not what a dirty mind is reading. It is just a storm.
if that really was his that would be a big WIN … or a fail because it would be too big XD
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple “fail” would’ve done just fine.
so. . .is that a win or a fail?
he also wins for the seinfeld name
Seinfeld Reference Noticing WIN.
Explanation WIN
bend over and ill show you a first
That wouldn’t be the first for him.
LOL!!!
wow i actually laughed out loud at the one
LOL!!! Me2.
me 3!
bend over? would that be a first or a fist?
What if someone is called Ben Dover….
who cares if he didn’t say first that is just dumb stupid bitch
It’s already obvious FAIL
epic
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple “fail” would’ve done just fine.
First one fail.
pittsburgh win!!
Oxymoron win!
That’s freaking hilarious. Good one!
That’s our weather dude in Columbus. Oh the humanity.
Bahahahaa! I wondered if that was in Ohio!
Ohio fail
That’s the exact same reaction I had…
Channel 10: Making Ohio proud. Except, you know, not really.
sir your doppler is showing
“How am I supposed to show the weather without my pointer……Oh HEY!”
ohio doesn’t count
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple “fail” would’ve done just fine.
“And Northern Pennsylvania should expect some extreme moisture…”
OMG hahahahaha
That’s what I call a “jet stream!”
And THAT’s why I’m glad I live in southeastern PA, not northern… I’m in the corner that manages to avoid it.
That might still be a high pressure zone, on this map.
Um… It looks like it’ll go through northern PA and pass over. Whew…
shit son i better move
Taking a look at the size of that trace … I’d say that’s a win for the weatherman!
Not really. What could he possibly do with it?
By the look of it, all of the states of Ohio, Indiana, and Pennsylvania.
Kentucky will meanwhile just get teabagged.
“As u can see, its very thin and veiny at the root”
“This is caused by the handjobs I recieve from god”
I hope the weathermans name isn’t Dick.
i bet u it is
I regret to inform you that it isn’t, I’m pretty sure we don’t have any weather men named Dick in Columbus.
Just dicks shaped like Cumulo Nimbus.
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It’s an oddly-shaped WIN and a HUGE one, too…
Weather man WIN!!!
xD
One can only hope that there’s a topical prescription cream that can alleviate that…
More like a “tropical” prescription — it’s getting hot in that weather station…
the scrotum of capricorn
It looks painful
This is great
You see, my dong is that lon…
Ohai, big boy.
we have a warm front coming in.
Expect a light drizzle…
fo’ shizzle
Or heavy jizzle from my pizzle.
Fo’ shizzle
In a related story … the Great American Smoke out was thwarted today when the entire population of Indiana, Ohio, and Pennsylvania all lit up cigarettes at the same time.
Excellent, the plan to eliminate the populations of Indiana, Ohio and Pennsylvania is precisely on schedule.
*high fives*
LUL IT’S A PENIS!!!
HUMOR FAIL
No way, it’s a baseball bat…
LUL? … Fail
man that thing crosses 4 different states.
and you can see that the blood is flowing.
and he wears a dick ring. The blood flowing proves it.
Nice Doppler!!!
LOL
If it was a storm they could name it John Holmes.
Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it’s like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the ‘Great Escape’, he’s digging tunnels. Now, she’s gettin’ the serious dick action and she’s feeling something she ain’t felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn’t hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, ‘Like a Virgin’.
Resevoir Dogs WIN!!!!
it’s probably a legit picture, but it does kinda look like the burn tool in some spots. even if it’s ps’ed though, who the fuck cares, that shit is funny
FIRST!
RETARD!
FIST!!!
PENIS!
Anatomy win!
You sure must have seen a lot of penises in order to be able to identify them so readily!
All in a days work.
and this is coming from a guy called “dick waits” lool
Were screwed to begin with. this is just the last undigified cocksmack
he’s sporting a long, hard, downward bending, win on a meteorological scale.
LAST
Last Fail.
no, i’m last
you all fail at being last. as do i.
Hilarious photo, Ron Burgandy…
LOL
That is totally PHOTOSHOPPED!
FAIL!
PROVE IT
Prove it’s not.
Prove you’re not a crotchwaffle
Did you just say crotchwaffle?
yep.
He can’t, his comment speaks for itself.
With a penis that long, is this really a fail?
I have to agree. It’s sort of a win, discounting the odd color.
Um. Yeah, it looks pretty diseased, burning like that.
That’s more like an epic WIN.
Seems like one of those penis enlargement pills from spam at last takes effect.
That exactly where I live. I’m screwed…
Free facial cream for you!
Literally.
¡warm weather!
I would say that is more of a success. HUGE success.
especially for his girlfriend
His girlfriend is Ohio.
I don’t know if this is a fail it could be he’s just really excited to “do” the weather if you know what I mean
Okay, seriously… can you idiots just shut up with the “ZOMGZ PHOTOSHOPPPZ!” comments? It’s fuckin’ retarded! Most of us will know a photoshopped picture when we see it, it’s not like you’re some kinda fucking genius to notice this shit. Stop ruining the fun for everybody! We don’t CARE if it’s shopped, it’s still a funny picture! Try to put something humorous in your comment instead of pretending you’re some kind of expert designer or some crap. You’re not that important, fuckers, shut the fuck up!
Ooooh – seems the large penis of the weatherman has set this chap on edge a little… inadequacy rears its ugly head… lashing out at those around us is common. Doctors can help… stay strong… good luck
Nah, there is no cure for penis envy, there will always be a bigger dick out
there, and there is nothing you can do about it
You could always buy a hummer.
but that just makes you an asswhole.
i think you would need a ferrari or a lambourghini.
You should see the female reporter that did the report on prize-winning melons during the same broadcast.
Best comment WIN!
Remembering that he didn’t realize it at the time unless he looked at the monitor — but this is TOOOOOOO F’n funny!!!
Storm Front Energy Penis FTW.
Lookee…It stretches all the way to Penis-vein-ya!
That was extremely stupid.
Your comment was a lot smarter!
irony WIN
wow… I think my IQ dropped trying to give you some credit for that. lol
why is ohio srewed? pennsylvania is the one receiving
so ohio is getting t-bagged. oh well, only slightly better.
lol, I about spit out my coffee on this one.
i bet the weatherman spit too
Not the weather man but the weather girl in Pittsburgh
your probably right
nope – he swallows
Weathermen are always claiming to have a bigger doppler than the rest. I guess this guy wins.
If that storm lasts for more than 4 hours, call your doctor.
LMAO…Marry me?
i srsly just rofl’d.
Haha!
Almost as big as mine!
So who wants to photoshop Smilin Bobs face from the enzyte commercials onto the weather mans face ?
*raises hand*
Long wiener WIN!
first?
FIRST!!!!! !!!!!!
…no?
this is bob.
If thats what enzyte does. Chyeah. I’m down for a free trial.
The expression on the meteorologist’s face is what sells it though
In Russia, weather forecasts YOU!
No, in Russia, everyone BEATS you. cuz you’re tarded.
Thats America, genius.
The saddest part is that in the middle of Ohio and Pennsylvania getting a “warm front” my Kentucky home got TEABAGGED!
I’m sure it wouldn’t be the first time.
that sure eh?
Bob Stokes? Is that you?
Bob Dobbs.
Dare I say it?
Pennsylf*cky!
Haha, get it? ‘Cuz rural Penn is sometimes known as ‘Pennsyl-tucky’, y’know, part Penn part KY and and and…*trails off*
Fine. I thot it wuz funni.
Eh, it was a little funny, kinda. Living in southeastern PA, I’ve heard that more than a few times.
Someone got VERY happy with the forecast
That proves God actually exists
“We’re boned.”
This is not a fail. Or it wouldn’t be, if it were real.
Wow. Tell me smoothie, what ELSE isn’t real? Your friends?
Second best comment of this blog
I think it’s a fail, more like a win. His cock is two and a half states long! Nice.
hahaha..big and hot.
Looks like Pittsburgh is taking it up the ass.
ha ha ha ha ….when i saw first i couldn’t understand but when it came to me i just burst in laugh……….
Lol….screwed.
Hope u r not the weathergirl…. that must be a reel deepthroat
n.n
In your face, Pennsylvania!
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REPOST
OMG I’M SPRAYING CUM EVERYWHERE !!!!!!!!
He looks like he is doing pretty good for himself. I’d say win for the weatherman.
Dang… Weatherman WIN!
FutureCast: I will have a erect dong.
Wow thats crazy man
you can see his cum up in further states
Penis-plastic-Surgery FAIL !!11
Ohio just got cock-slapped
everybody in ohio is now pregnant
Ohio gezwaffelt
Looks like a little shrinkage in southern Indiana, must be cold there.
Judging by the excitement of the storm, northern PA is going to get a load of hail pretty soon.
…and so we should be expecting wetter conditions until well into next week…
it’s going to be a long hard winter.
Great display of weather.
he also wins for the seinfeld name
The next commenter sucks dick and is gay.
I would say that is a win.
I know that weatherman!!!
Well the viagra’s definitely starting to work…
Showers predicted over western Pennsylvania.
that looks more like a win to me!
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Three-state long atomic penis to the rescue!
The forcast today is partly cloudy with a 40% chance of dicks.
I detect a warm front.
Don’t be a douche.
Don’t make fun of The Man it’s not his fault he was named that way
Why not?
it’s seriously not funny anymore.
Yeah, I got some blow…but y’all gonna have to do somethin for me first….
aaaaanon? Plz to be not feedn da trollz? k thx bai
The go’bmnt did not The Man the unfortiante part of being named The Man is you get blamed for the stuff the go’bment does.
())=====D <—— ur digk
the government and ‘the man’ are one in the same
U r teh trollz
/feed
No we are not!!!! I am The Man darn my parents for naming me that way!!! Please stop blaming me!
lol @ “the go’bment!!!”