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  1. the incredible bulk says:

    1st

  2. Anonymous says:

    Oh. My. God.

  3. D says:

    Pedobear’s truly an artist. oO

  4. Anonymous says:

    What your brother says each time you rape him.

  5. failsauce says:

    your first sux as much as this fail fails

  6. LOL says:

    LOOK AT HOW MUCH THEY WANT FOR IT!!!!!!!

  7. first says:

    FIRST

  8. a. hole says:

    yeah…he’s really “holding her up.”

    • anon says:

      She is clearly tall enough to reach on her own. Someone was definitely having a bit of a laugh when they sculpted this.

      She actually looks like she’s being sick… no doubt :-p

      • anonymous says:

        Umm.. She’s clearly NOT tall enough to reach on her own. She might be tall enough to get her head over it, but she wouldn’t reach the water.

  9. Mr.Photoshop says:

    OBVIOUSLY PHOTOSHOPPED!

  10. anon says:

    Retail Price FAIL!

  11. Animol says:

    $2700 for a boy-rapist sculpture – w00t.

  12. stfu says:

    jeez.. seriously, who commissions this shit? How can you make that and NOT see how it looks to others??!! Also, product photography failure…

  13. DavidRS says:

    Yep, 6 weeks is far too long for delivery.

    Or in this case, too short. By 34 weeks.

  14. Bull says:

    I think that they are neighbors, taking a break from playing house….

    This looks like something I’ve done… her mom must’ve taken a picture and made a scuplture. Hmm I do look good.

  15. stfu says:

    Heimlich!

  16. Bill says:

    I am so buying one of those.

  17. assssdddddffff says:

    What kind of person spent $2,700 in that Sculpture?

  18. danoob says:

    omg muhahaha

  19. Joe says:

    I wonder if the girl is barfing (whyever ;-)

  20. Juicius says:

    Primary retail channel FAIL since it obviously didn’t sell well (gee, wonder why?) and ended up on Overstock.

  21. Boomshank says:

    So… Where does this fountain actually spout water from?

    Erm…

    From where does this fountain actually spout water?

  22. Egao No Genki says:

    Limited Inventory!

    Sell out Risk: VERY HIGH

    SELLOUT WIN!

  23. DP says:

    Notice how it says “Water pump not included” in the description? You’d expect that for 2.7k for a fountain you’d at least get a complete fountain.

  24. Christine says:

    It’s hard to believe that this is still worth $2699.99, after a $1300.01 saving!

  25. sayer says:

    “Oversized item delivery” eh?

  26. jojojo says:

    If the boy was really strong enough to hold her up like you guys are laughing about, then he shouldn’t need to use his hands. Wink wink.

  27. forgot my name says:

    ROFL!!!!!! bottom right it says it leaves just the warehouse in 1-10 buisness days. XD

  28. Radar says:

    awkward….someone had to pose for that!

  29. jake says:

    lol picture fails, comments fail even harder q.q

  30. Mr. Woodchuck says:

    definatly not his arms holding her up

  31. Anonymous says:

    If you go to the Overstock site, and enlarge the photo, you can see her right foot is unsupported. He is holding her up. This isn’t as funny as it first seemed anymore.

    Lame.

    http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Bronze-Boy-Holding-a-Girl-Up/3189572/product.html?searchtype=HP_Header&keywords=bronze%20boy%20holding%20a%20girl%20up

  32. Anonymous says:

    Do you see the line on the bottom where it says “be the first to write a review” maybe some of the guys from this blog should try to be “FIRST” there

  33. Atomsk says:

    3000 bucks for life size child pornography?
    Whoa.

  34. Lol wut says:

    Oh god it’s life size XD

  35. Anonymous says:

    Why do people keep making this type of crap?
    Can’t they see the blatant wrongness and FAIL in it?

  36. Radiance says:

    Gee, I wonder why they’re overstocked. ^^;

  37. Mikey Moo Moo says:

    since its life size, I wonder what their facial expressions are like, (oO)

  38. Legend says:

    This thread is full of fail.
    Ps: LAST!!!

  39. Xos says:

    Wow. Nearly $3,000 for a statue of simulated elementary-aged butt sex. What is this world coming to?

  40. epicfail says:

    and the price fails also.

  41. Randy Marsh says:

    If each of you spend me a dollar i will buy it, LOL

  42. Ibanezguy says:

    I’ve seen something like this on an ad. Except they were real people. Two guys and the one in front was clenching his teeth and the back one was pulling on the front one. And it was for a kid’s toy.

  43. anon says:

    I SWEAR I WAS JUST HELPING HER OVER THE FENCE, OFFICER

  44. ema says:

    Geez! You could get arrested for buying that and putting it in your front yard!

  45. G. W. Bush says:

    $3,000?!

  46. neon_deathstar says:

    I’ve actually seen this statue at a Paradiso restaurant.

  47. Becky says:

    That’s incredibly hideous! Why would someone pay $3000 for that piece of crap?!?

  48. BROOKE says:

    Okay this just keeps on failing..First the pose iteself, FAIL! Atleast for the little girl, probably a WIN for the boy…Second, the price and who would buy this anyway? Who would want to buy it and could actually afford to? I would think it would be aimed toward pedophiles, but most of them are probably unemployed and live in their parents basement or something. Third, they expect it to sale out quickly and fourth someone left a comment about it and it is so funny. It has to be someone from here that left it. Let me not forget these prized jewels:
    *Enhance your home with this beautiful and unique sculpture
    *Water flows from water fountain on this delightful fountain

    It’s unique alright, but I for one don’t think that a statue of what appears to be a little boy raping or having intercourse with a little girl is beautiful. Maybe, that’s just me though. Water flows from the water fountain on this delightful fountain? Where does the water flow, specifically? This whole thing is just so wrong in so many ways. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL….

  49. BROOKE says:

    BELOW IS THE COMMENT THAT SOMEONE LEFT ON OVERSTOCK ABOUT THIS ITEM AND THE RATING THEY GAVE IT…YOU CAN’T TELL ME THAT IT ISN’T SOMEONE FROM THIS SITE OR A SIMILAR SITE

    Overall Rating: Overall Rating 5 out of 5
    Great Form., Jul 18, 2008
    By Giggles1234 from New York, NY Read all my reviews (read all my reviews)
    I can’t stress how much I love this statue. The way he holds her up is great form. I learned a lot from this statue, and I am planning on using what I learned in future undertakings.

  50. Fail Juice says:

    Only review on the Overstock page for this:

    ‘I can’t stress how much I love this statue. The way he holds her up is great form. I learned a lot from this statue, and I am planning on using what I learned in future undertakings.’

    COMPLIMENT FAIL

  51. manda says:

    It gets better! For only a couple grand you too can have life size child porn, but check out this user review on the overstock listing:

    “I can’t stress how much I love this statue. The way he holds her up is great form. I learned a lot from this statue, and I am planning on using what I learned in future undertakings.”

    Educational porn statue ftw.

  52. Lainey says:

    This statue is in the middle of one of the shopping centers in Bloomington, IL.

  53. Skittles says:

    no wonder why its worth $2,699…

  54. Col. says:

    Paradiso restaurants in both Bismarck and Fargo ND have this sculpture. My brother and I giggle every time we go to eat there.

  55. Beqi says:

    NO WAY! I saw this sculpture in someone’s yard about 3 weeksn ago and took a picture of it becuase I thought it was so funny! HA!

  56. Jessie says:

    That same statue is in my towns Paradiso. Freakin funny as hell.

  57. arjan says:

    Can I buy this one somewhere?
    Must have it

  58. †dogger says:

    brotherly love

  59. Moleculow says:

    If he could hold her up without hands, now that would be something.

  60. lol says:

    go look for it on the site and you guys can be the 1st to comment on it too =P

  61. peter konwell says:

    these fail pics are so funny! p.s. why do they make weird signs that say what they don’t want it to say?

    p.s.s i live in florida, miami with a big mansion and my parents are rich they have 1,000,000 dollars hard to believe eh?

  62. -.- says:

    How is the sell out risk “VERY HIGH”??

  63. djtrooper says:

    WTF!?!? its sold out!!! o.O there must be some strange people
    in this world…..LOL

  64. FAILmeister says:

    in stock if you order, shouldn’t it be in stock anyways? I wonder how many people want a “larger sized image”. hahaha, this should be in bedding, instead of home and garden. the fail layers are ever growing

  65. Wow. Really. Does this mean that someone, somewhere actually paid 4 figures for this.? You just never know what desig may make some money.

  66. Don't be a douche says:

    Don’t be a douche.

  67. Duh says:

    I’m pretty sure W has some… You could have him drink and drive it over to you… or you could try getting some prescription pills from Cindy McCain I’m not sure if she still has a charity to steal it from, but I’m sure she got a new hook-up.

  68. m° says:

    can somebody PLEASE give him a line…!!!

    please…
    so he doesnt complain all the time about coke…

    thanx..

  69. Anonymous says:

    hey, do you need cocaine?

  70. Douche says:

    Why not?

  71. Rondroid says:

    ron paul for president….beep….beep….beep….beep
    all your republicrats are belong to us
    you have no chance to survive make your time

  72. BJ Thomas says:

    Hey, wontcha play another somebody done somebody wrong song

  73. RogueThree says:

    Take off every Dem!
    Move Dem.
    For great justice.

  74. Anonymous says:

    give HIM a line?

    you mean give YOU, ya unfunny wanker.
    look like the best part of you ran down the crack of ya mama’s ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress!
    have fun in summer school failtard


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