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1st
What your father says each time he rapes you.
2nd that ROFL!
ur a dick
Au contraire, I actually believe him to be very witty.
Notice how it says “Water flows from water fountain on this delightful fountain”.
Apart from the fact that this could have been shortened to “water fountain”, I assume this means that the girl is constantly being splashed in the face.
The fail of this item just keeps growing…
That was supposed to be at the bottom. Bah.
“see oversized delivery item policy” ….erm?????????? Are we to assume that this sculpture exceeds shipping-size regulations???? For what???? How effing big is this stupid thing????? This is just a layer-cake of fail…..
It’s 4 feet tall, according to the web page. HAHAHA
looks like a WIN for that boy
Looks like the girl received an oversized delivery item =D
You’re right. It’s ridiculous.
“Beautiful and unique structure”…? O.o
On such occasions, I’m the little distant voice that always says, “2nd”.
Don’t you have anything better to do with your life than sit in front of a computer and wait for someone to post an image on a website?
Get a life.
A+
Do you have any thing better to do with your life then bitch like a little girl? Maybe you should take your fat ass outside for a look at life for yourself.
Sexist.
Name-calling.
FAIL.
Sexism = WIN
you’re a douche
he is a douche
Sheesh.
No
DON’T FEED THE TROLLS DICKHEAD
i would think most people actually do want to feed the trolls dickhead.
FIST
Oh. My. God.
Pedobear’s truly an artist. oO
What your brother says each time you rape him.
your first sux as much as this fail fails
LOOK AT HOW MUCH THEY WANT FOR IT!!!!!!!
He looks pretty enthusiastic.
I’d pay that much for that kind of thrusting any day.
Yeah, but … you’re SAVING over $1300!!! What a bargain!
i dunno…2700 bucks for a 4′ pedo-sculpture?
maybe NAMBLA will take up a collection (of MONEY you sickos)
FIRST
FAIL FAIL FAIL
yeah…he’s really “holding her up.”
She is clearly tall enough to reach on her own. Someone was definitely having a bit of a laugh when they sculpted this.
She actually looks like she’s being sick… no doubt :-p
Umm.. She’s clearly NOT tall enough to reach on her own. She might be tall enough to get her head over it, but she wouldn’t reach the water.
OBVIOUSLY PHOTOSHOPPED!
http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Bronze-Boy-Holding-a-Girl-Up/3189572/product.html?searchtype=HP_Header&keywords=bronze%20boy%20holding%20a%20girl%20up
FAIL
obvious troll-douche
Paradiso restaurants in both Bismarck and Fargo ND each have this sculpture. Not shopped at all.
Retail Price FAIL!
$2700 for a boy-rapist sculpture - w00t.
SAVING FAIL!
jeez.. seriously, who commissions this shit? How can you make that and NOT see how it looks to others??!! Also, product photography failure…
Yep, 6 weeks is far too long for delivery.
Or in this case, too short. By 34 weeks.
roflmao
Comment WIN
I think that they are neighbors, taking a break from playing house….
This looks like something I’ve done… her mom must’ve taken a picture and made a scuplture. Hmm I do look good.
Spelling-sculpture fail.
Heimlich!
I pretend to choke during dinner, and when someone does the Heimlich on me, I turn around and get a free hug.
I cant decide if thats creepy or sweet…
How about “sweepy?”
yeah I could go with sweepy. which is a bit like that dog on the sooty show. knew there was something shifty about him. him and his random heimlichs.
Someone’s been reading some Chuck Palahniuk…lol
Literary allusion win!
I am so buying one of those.
More dollars than sense.
What kind of person spent $2,700 in that Sculpture?
A rapist.
Preposition fail.
lol… pedantry WIN!
Also, $2700 is bad enough, but did anyone notice the reg price would be $3999? I think the little girl represents the customers who would buy this creepy kitsch. o_O
omg muhahaha
I wonder if the girl is barfing (whyever
Primary retail channel FAIL since it obviously didn’t sell well (gee, wonder why?) and ended up on Overstock.
So… Where does this fountain actually spout water from?
Erm…
From where does this fountain actually spout water?
Limited Inventory!
Sell out Risk: VERY HIGH
SELLOUT WIN!