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1st
What your father says each time he rapes you.
2nd that ROFL!
ur a dick
Au contraire, I actually believe him to be very witty.
Notice how it says “Water flows from water fountain on this delightful fountain”.
Apart from the fact that this could have been shortened to “water fountain”, I assume this means that the girl is constantly being splashed in the face.
The fail of this item just keeps growing…
That was supposed to be at the bottom. Bah.
“see oversized delivery item policy” ….erm?????????? Are we to assume that this sculpture exceeds shipping-size regulations???? For what???? How effing big is this stupid thing????? This is just a layer-cake of fail…..
It’s 4 feet tall, according to the web page. HAHAHA
looks like a WIN for that boy
Looks like the girl received an oversized delivery item =D
Epic win
Gee, I wonder how big water fountains are? Retard.
You’re right. It’s ridiculous.
“Beautiful and unique structure”…? O.o
LMFAO! Comment WIN!
this is kinda expensive huh? it must be real-size
On such occasions, I’m the little distant voice that always says, “2nd”.
Don’t you have anything better to do with your life than sit in front of a computer and wait for someone to post an image on a website?
Get a life.
A+
Do you have any thing better to do with your life then bitch like a little girl? Maybe you should take your fat ass outside for a look at life for yourself.
Sexist.
Name-calling.
FAIL.
Sexism = WIN
you’re a douche
he is a douche
he needs a douche
Success for blargman
No, it’s WIN.
Very winniful win.
Sheesh.
No
DON’T FEED THE TROLLS DICKHEAD
i would think most people actually do want to feed the trolls dickhead.
Don’t you have anything better to do than wait for someone to post an image on this site and then comment 1st?
FIST
1st to reply to him!! lol
Oh. My. God.
Pedobear’s truly an artist. oO
What your brother says each time you rape him.
your first sux as much as this fail fails
LOOK AT HOW MUCH THEY WANT FOR IT!!!!!!!
He looks pretty enthusiastic.
I’d pay that much for that kind of thrusting any day.
Yeah, but … you’re SAVING over $1300!!! What a bargain!
i dunno…2700 bucks for a 4′ pedo-sculpture?
maybe NAMBLA will take up a collection (of MONEY you sickos)
FIRST
FAIL FAIL FAIL
yeah…he’s really “holding her up.”
She is clearly tall enough to reach on her own. Someone was definitely having a bit of a laugh when they sculpted this.
She actually looks like she’s being sick… no doubt :-p
Umm.. She’s clearly NOT tall enough to reach on her own. She might be tall enough to get her head over it, but she wouldn’t reach the water.
OBVIOUSLY PHOTOSHOPPED!
http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Bronze-Boy-Holding-a-Girl-Up/3189572/product.html?searchtype=HP_Header&keywords=bronze%20boy%20holding%20a%20girl%20up
FAIL
obvious troll-douche
Paradiso restaurants in both Bismarck and Fargo ND each have this sculpture. Not shopped at all.
Retail Price FAIL!
$2700 for a boy-rapist sculpture – w00t.
SAVING FAIL!
jeez.. seriously, who commissions this shit? How can you make that and NOT see how it looks to others??!! Also, product photography failure…
Yep, 6 weeks is far too long for delivery.
Or in this case, too short. By 34 weeks.
roflmao
Comment WIN
I think that they are neighbors, taking a break from playing house….
This looks like something I’ve done… her mom must’ve taken a picture and made a scuplture. Hmm I do look good.
Spelling-sculpture fail.
Heimlich!
I pretend to choke during dinner, and when someone does the Heimlich on me, I turn around and get a free hug.
I cant decide if thats creepy or sweet…
How about “sweepy?”
yeah I could go with sweepy. which is a bit like that dog on the sooty show. knew there was something shifty about him. him and his random heimlichs.
Someone’s been reading some Chuck Palahniuk…lol
Literary allusion win!
I am so buying one of those.
More dollars than sense.
What kind of person spent $2,700 in that Sculpture?
A rapist.
Preposition fail.
lol… pedantry WIN!
Also, $2700 is bad enough, but did anyone notice the reg price would be $3999? I think the little girl represents the customers who would buy this creepy kitsch. o_O
omg muhahaha
I wonder if the girl is barfing (whyever
Primary retail channel FAIL since it obviously didn’t sell well (gee, wonder why?) and ended up on Overstock.
So… Where does this fountain actually spout water from?
Erm…
From where does this fountain actually spout water?
Limited Inventory!
Sell out Risk: VERY HIGH
SELLOUT WIN!
AIDS risk: VERY HIGH is more like it.
Glad someone else caught that sellout risk. Lots of Tier 3 shoppers out there.
Notice how it says “Water pump not included” in the description? You’d expect that for 2.7k for a fountain you’d at least get a complete fountain.
It’s hard to believe that this is still worth $2699.99, after a $1300.01 saving!
“Oversized item delivery” eh?
Hahahahaha win!!
If the boy was really strong enough to hold her up like you guys are laughing about, then he shouldn’t need to use his hands. Wink wink.
ROFL!!!!!! bottom right it says it leaves just the warehouse in 1-10 buisness days. XD
awkward….someone had to pose for that!
lol picture fails, comments fail even harder q.q
definatly not his arms holding her up
If you go to the Overstock site, and enlarge the photo, you can see her right foot is unsupported. He is holding her up. This isn’t as funny as it first seemed anymore.
Lame.
http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Bronze-Boy-Holding-a-Girl-Up/3189572/product.html?searchtype=HP_Header&keywords=bronze%20boy%20holding%20a%20girl%20up
Do you see the line on the bottom where it says “be the first to write a review” maybe some of the guys from this blog should try to be “FIRST” there
3000 bucks for life size child pornography?
Whoa.
why? how much do you usually pay?
lol..win.
Oh god it’s life size XD
Why do people keep making this type of crap?
Can’t they see the blatant wrongness and FAIL in it?
Gee, I wonder why they’re overstocked. ^^;
since its life size, I wonder what their facial expressions are like, (oO)
Well, the boy probably looks like he just got a $10 gift certificate to the nearest candy store, and the girl probably looks like she’s constipated.
Just an educated guess.
How educated o_O
This thread is full of fail.
Ps: LAST!!!
Wow. Nearly $3,000 for a statue of simulated elementary-aged butt sex. What is this world coming to?
cuz at that price you’d like to see some oral?
gawd yer sick
Yeah, good price, isn’t it?? I just expected some ordinary bj…
http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Bronze-Boy-Holding-a-Girl-Up/3189572/product.html
and the price fails also.
here we have the couple again
http://www.ivoryandart.com/servlet/the-1153/Bronze-Sculpture–dsh–Girl/Detail
If each of you spend me a dollar i will buy it, LOL
How do we know you won’t blow it all on “cheezing”?
Oh…. Damn, Evil Plan Fail….
I’ve seen something like this on an ad. Except they were real people. Two guys and the one in front was clenching his teeth and the back one was pulling on the front one. And it was for a kid’s toy.
I SWEAR I WAS JUST HELPING HER OVER THE FENCE, OFFICER
Geez! You could get arrested for buying that and putting it in your front yard!
No wonder it’s on sale
$3,000?!
I’ve actually seen this statue at a Paradiso restaurant.
That’s incredibly hideous! Why would someone pay $3000 for that piece of crap?!?
Okay this just keeps on failing..First the pose iteself, FAIL! Atleast for the little girl, probably a WIN for the boy…Second, the price and who would buy this anyway? Who would want to buy it and could actually afford to? I would think it would be aimed toward pedophiles, but most of them are probably unemployed and live in their parents basement or something. Third, they expect it to sale out quickly and fourth someone left a comment about it and it is so funny. It has to be someone from here that left it. Let me not forget these prized jewels:
*Enhance your home with this beautiful and unique sculpture
*Water flows from water fountain on this delightful fountain
It’s unique alright, but I for one don’t think that a statue of what appears to be a little boy raping or having intercourse with a little girl is beautiful. Maybe, that’s just me though. Water flows from the water fountain on this delightful fountain? Where does the water flow, specifically? This whole thing is just so wrong in so many ways. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL….
BELOW IS THE COMMENT THAT SOMEONE LEFT ON OVERSTOCK ABOUT THIS ITEM AND THE RATING THEY GAVE IT…YOU CAN’T TELL ME THAT IT ISN’T SOMEONE FROM THIS SITE OR A SIMILAR SITE
Overall Rating: Overall Rating 5 out of 5
Great Form., Jul 18, 2008
By Giggles1234 from New York, NY Read all my reviews (read all my reviews)
I can’t stress how much I love this statue. The way he holds her up is great form. I learned a lot from this statue, and I am planning on using what I learned in future undertakings.
My best friend just posted one as fashionprada333…she’s not my friend anymore.
Only review on the Overstock page for this:
‘I can’t stress how much I love this statue. The way he holds her up is great form. I learned a lot from this statue, and I am planning on using what I learned in future undertakings.’
COMPLIMENT FAIL
It gets better! For only a couple grand you too can have life size child porn, but check out this user review on the overstock listing:
“I can’t stress how much I love this statue. The way he holds her up is great form. I learned a lot from this statue, and I am planning on using what I learned in future undertakings.”
Educational porn statue ftw.
This statue is in the middle of one of the shopping centers in Bloomington, IL.
lol…
no wonder why its worth $2,699…
Paradiso restaurants in both Bismarck and Fargo ND have this sculpture. My brother and I giggle every time we go to eat there.
NO WAY! I saw this sculpture in someone’s yard about 3 weeksn ago and took a picture of it becuase I thought it was so funny! HA!
That same statue is in my towns Paradiso. Freakin funny as hell.
Do you live in Fargo? I saw this statue in the entrance of Paradiso a couple days ago. Ridiculous..lol.
Can I buy this one somewhere?
Must have it
brotherly love
If he could hold her up without hands, now that would be something.
go look for it on the site and you guys can be the 1st to comment on it too =P
these fail pics are so funny! p.s. why do they make weird signs that say what they don’t want it to say?
p.s.s i live in florida, miami with a big mansion and my parents are rich they have 1,000,000 dollars hard to believe eh?
How is the sell out risk “VERY HIGH”??
WTF!?!? its sold out!!! o.O there must be some strange people
in this world…..LOL
in stock if you order, shouldn’t it be in stock anyways? I wonder how many people want a “larger sized image”. hahaha, this should be in bedding, instead of home and garden. the fail layers are ever growing
Wow. Really. Does this mean that someone, somewhere actually paid 4 figures for this.? You just never know what desig may make some money.
Don’t be a douche.
I’m pretty sure W has some… You could have him drink and drive it over to you… or you could try getting some prescription pills from Cindy McCain I’m not sure if she still has a charity to steal it from, but I’m sure she got a new hook-up.
can somebody PLEASE give him a line…!!!
please…
so he doesnt complain all the time about coke…
thanx..
hey, do you need cocaine?
Why not?
ron paul for president….beep….beep….beep….beep
all your republicrats are belong to us
you have no chance to survive make your time
Hey, wontcha play another somebody done somebody wrong song
Take off every Dem!
Move Dem.
For great justice.
give HIM a line?
you mean give YOU, ya unfunny wanker.
look like the best part of you ran down the crack of ya mama’s ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress!
have fun in summer school failtard