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you fail
pay $200, now
dead
hahaha
you’ll pay your debt in hell
…good luck with collecting that fine.
lol this is funny
Mrs. Petemski…. I’m afraid to inform you that your husband is… dead.
Also, you owe us $200.
Petemski?
Yes, in Russia fine pays you!
Mother Russia is being mentioned increasingly often on Failblog… for some reason.
Причем независимо от сабжа
russia win
Arh.. In Russia, language learns u..
Abbreviating a three letter word fail
in Russia fails fail U!
guess what russia, i f**ked your boyfriend.
“Bugsy” Brown.
COURTESY FAIL!
The $200 is a dumbass fee. Pay up ma’am, your husband wasn’t the smartest crayon in the shed.
Who keeps crayons in sheds?
YOU FAIL, pay us each $200!
it should be Your hubbie isnt the smartest crayon in the box
mixed metaphor understanding fail…
thank you for understanding the sarchasm.
people, c’mon.
it’s a mix of “brightest crayon in the box”, “sharpest tool in the shed”, and “smartest kid in the class”.
look up subtlety in the dictionary.
Also, aphrodite, you’re hot in the greekest sense.
spelling of sarcasm fail.
clever use of the word “chasm” win.
She’s a MAN, baby!
Spelling “correllation” fail. However, your epistemilogical reference was marginally amusing…at this hour…The rest of it, sir, was downright FUNNY (and when I stop laughing, I might go ….laugh again…I heart this blog…..*
Brightest crayon in the box! Crayons aren’t that smart to begin with.
What?? !!!???? Crayon I.Q. tests aren’t endorsed by the current governmental administration??????
I do believe it is sharpest tool in the shed. That being said, I like “brightest crayon in the box.” It makes you think, and is epistemologically correct as far as I can tell. Bright has an inverse corelation to something being dull and lacking in hue.
That being said, I think they should give trophies to the survivors.
“Special delivery, ma’am. If you’ll sign right here. Your husband’s estate was fined $200. Yes ma’am, we understand he’s dead. The package contains a Darwin Award for removing any further chance he had to enter into the gene pool.”
You is funny man
I am ROLF!
i never knew crayons were smart
these comment are the winners
NOT THE SHARPEST CRAYON IN THE BOX?
Maybe I should keep eating them, so I can be liek Einstinez
f*ck you
lmao
Sure, but you’ll still owe us $200.
That would make you/us a hooker then.
no. the sex is incidental to the fine payment.
yea yea tell it to the judge
first
Only to be the one to say first, which was about an hour after the actual first comment. You win at failing.
stfu noob, third
total fail at failing to be a noob
fail Newcastle is in north-east England … so why is the fine in dollars?
EPIC COMMENT FAIL there are a number of places around the world called newcastles - there’s one in australia for example.
i live in that one!!!!!!! epic win to be honest i live in a little place called newlambton in newcastle aus =D such an epic win to mention my home town ^^
no kidding! i live in a little place called who the f*ck cares?
no, you’re not
otherwise it would be in google earth, and it isn’t
Cities and countries should be capitalized (That means put a big letter at the beginning) Using basic grammar - FAIL
There’s also a Newcastle in California.
FIRST
Nope…
Many places in other countries had towns/areas named by people who came from those same areas back in their home country. The best one is New York.
well then the people of those countries must have really bad immaginations not to be able to think of a new name and have to copy it from somewhere that already exists
ummmm your fool normaly the places are named by the soliders well the red coats and or captains of ships after places they was born or places members of there crews or units was born and there is also the want to think these places are the new england
People named new cities after ones in the old world to remember the places they came from and help feel connected still to home. Moving to a far away place sometimes its nice to have something that sounds or feels familiar.
smug fail!
FIRST!
ROFL I LOVE THIS SIGN
Newcastle Tramway win!
Oh my gosh, that is downright nonsensical.
No advanced payment - capitalism FAIL!
This isn’t one of those countries where after they execute you they send a bill to the family for the cost of the bullet?
It’s just a clean-up fee: “You made a mess on our Tram track with your dead body… now pay the clean-up crew to power-wash your blood off the track…”
ha ha, not the best but funny
If they’re dead you could still get the money from their wallets
But what do you do if they don’t have enough on them?
Sell the body parts.
…and blood, don’t forget the blood!
And take their car and house keys.