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137 Failures in Communication »

 
 
 
ZooLeaN

you’ll pay your debt in hell :D

 
LULZ

…good luck with collecting that fine.

 
Anonymous

lol this is funny

 
fznord

Mrs. Petemski…. I’m afraid to inform you that your husband is… dead.

Also, you owe us $200.

Mr.Photoshop

Yes, in Russia fine pays you!

duott

Mother Russia is being mentioned increasingly often on Failblog… for some reason.

Причем независимо от сабжа ;)

 
 
MrJuul

Arh.. In Russia, language learns u..

Vita

Abbreviating a three letter word fail

 
T1M0THY95

guess what russia, i f**ked your boyfriend.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
tbonedave

The $200 is a dumbass fee. Pay up ma’am, your husband wasn’t the smartest crayon in the shed.

Matthew

Who keeps crayons in sheds?
YOU FAIL, pay us each $200!

Anonymous

it should be Your hubbie isnt the smartest crayon in the box

aphrodite

mixed metaphor understanding fail…

tbonedave

thank you for understanding the sarchasm.

people, c’mon.

it’s a mix of “brightest crayon in the box”, “sharpest tool in the shed”, and “smartest kid in the class”.

look up subtlety in the dictionary.

Also, aphrodite, you’re hot in the greekest sense.

leah

spelling of sarcasm fail.
clever use of the word “chasm” win.

 
A. Danger Powers

She’s a MAN, baby!

 
aphrodite

Spelling “correllation” fail. However, your epistemilogical reference was marginally amusing…at this hour…The rest of it, sir, was downright FUNNY (and when I stop laughing, I might go ….laugh again…I heart this blog…..*

 
 
 
Deanna

Brightest crayon in the box! Crayons aren’t that smart to begin with. ;-)

aphrodite

What?? !!!???? Crayon I.Q. tests aren’t endorsed by the current governmental administration??????

 
 
Fahzbehn

I do believe it is sharpest tool in the shed. That being said, I like “brightest crayon in the box.” It makes you think, and is epistemologically correct as far as I can tell. Bright has an inverse corelation to something being dull and lacking in hue.

That being said, I think they should give trophies to the survivors.

“Special delivery, ma’am. If you’ll sign right here. Your husband’s estate was fined $200. Yes ma’am, we understand he’s dead. The package contains a Darwin Award for removing any further chance he had to enter into the gene pool.”

BobbyGee

You is funny man :) I am ROLF!

 
 
Anonymous

i never knew crayons were smart

rob chris

these comment are the winners
NOT THE SHARPEST CRAYON IN THE BOX?

 
English Nazi

Maybe I should keep eating them, so I can be liek Einstinez

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
fznord

Sure, but you’ll still owe us $200.

Kit

That would make you/us a hooker then.

fznord

no. the sex is incidental to the fine payment.

gutwrench

yea yea tell it to the judge

 
 
 
 
 
Puuka

Only to be the one to say first, which was about an hour after the actual first comment. You win at failing.

gary yo

total fail at failing to be a noob

 
 
 
 
dolt

fail Newcastle is in north-east England … so why is the fine in dollars?

tim

EPIC COMMENT FAIL there are a number of places around the world called newcastles - there’s one in australia for example.

minishaw

i live in that one!!!!!!! epic win to be honest i live in a little place called newlambton in newcastle aus =D such an epic win to mention my home town ^^

maxishaw

no kidding! i live in a little place called who the f*ck cares?

The President

no, you’re not
otherwise it would be in google earth, and it isn’t

 
 
 
BobbyGee

Cities and countries should be capitalized (That means put a big letter at the beginning) Using basic grammar - FAIL

 
wundawomun

There’s also a Newcastle in California.

 
 
 
 
Elvin

Many places in other countries had towns/areas named by people who came from those same areas back in their home country. The best one is New York.

dolt

well then the people of those countries must have really bad immaginations not to be able to think of a new name and have to copy it from somewhere that already exists

minishaw

ummmm your fool normaly the places are named by the soliders well the red coats and or captains of ships after places they was born or places members of there crews or units was born and there is also the want to think these places are the new england

 
Anonymous

People named new cities after ones in the old world to remember the places they came from and help feel connected still to home. Moving to a far away place sometimes its nice to have something that sounds or feels familiar.

 
 
 
 
 
the incredible bulk

ROFL I LOVE THIS SIGN

 
Wolfie

Newcastle Tramway win!

 
Jules

Oh my gosh, that is downright nonsensical.

 
Vismund

No advanced payment - capitalism FAIL!

 
david

This isn’t one of those countries where after they execute you they send a bill to the family for the cost of the bullet?

 
Ether Archer

It’s just a clean-up fee: “You made a mess on our Tram track with your dead body… now pay the clean-up crew to power-wash your blood off the track…”

 
spats

ha ha, not the best but funny :)

 
Christine

If they’re dead you could still get the money from their wallets

Xornin

But what do you do if they don’t have enough on them?

Dynamo

Sell the body parts.

Bender b> Rodriguez

…and blood, don’t forget the blood!

RogueThree

And take their car and house keys.