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pay $200, now
If I had to pay a fine like that, I’d kill myself!
I see the ‘fake’ US Newcastle is more retarded than the actual Newcastle, pretty hard to do, but you guys managed it, GO TEAM!
For passing go collect 200$
For touching the instant death wire pay 200$
hmmm…..I think you lost…and failed…
dead
I can see it in the will now…
To the people whose sign i neglected, I leave $200…
hahaha
you’ll pay your debt in hell
…good luck with collecting that fine.
lol this is funny
Thanks Tips!
Mrs. Petemski…. I’m afraid to inform you that your husband is… dead.
Also, you owe us $200.
Petemski?
Yes, in Russia fine pays you!
Mother Russia is being mentioned increasingly often on Failblog… for some reason.
Причем независимо от сабжа
russia win
thats not russian AND theres an asterisk (*) in there.
Understand Russian FAIL (that is Russian)
Arh.. In Russia, language learns u..
Abbreviating a three letter word fail
in Russia fails fail U!
guess what russia, i f**ked your boyfriend.
BOYFRIEND WIN!
“Bugsy” Brown.
COURTESY FAIL!
The $200 is a dumbass fee. Pay up ma’am, your husband wasn’t the smartest crayon in the shed.
Who keeps crayons in sheds?
YOU FAIL, pay us each $200!
it should be Your hubbie isnt the smartest crayon in the box
mixed metaphor understanding fail…
thank you for understanding the sarchasm.
people, c’mon.
it’s a mix of “brightest crayon in the box”, “sharpest tool in the shed”, and “smartest kid in the class”.
look up subtlety in the dictionary.
Also, aphrodite, you’re hot in the greekest sense.
spelling of sarcasm fail.
clever use of the word “chasm” win.
She’s a MAN, baby!
Spelling “correllation” fail. However, your epistemilogical reference was marginally amusing…at this hour…The rest of it, sir, was downright FUNNY (and when I stop laughing, I might go ….laugh again…I heart this blog…..*
Heart? LOVE FAIL!
(get a girlfriend)
Brightest crayon in the box! Crayons aren’t that smart to begin with.
What?? !!!???? Crayon I.Q. tests aren’t endorsed by the current governmental administration??????
I do believe it is sharpest tool in the shed. That being said, I like “brightest crayon in the box.” It makes you think, and is epistemologically correct as far as I can tell. Bright has an inverse corelation to something being dull and lacking in hue.
That being said, I think they should give trophies to the survivors.
“Special delivery, ma’am. If you’ll sign right here. Your husband’s estate was fined $200. Yes ma’am, we understand he’s dead. The package contains a Darwin Award for removing any further chance he had to enter into the gene pool.”
You is funny man
I am ROLF!
i never knew crayons were smart
these comment are the winners
NOT THE SHARPEST CRAYON IN THE BOX?
Maybe I should keep eating them, so I can be liek Einstinez
f*ck you
lmao
Sure, but you’ll still owe us $200.
That would make you/us a hooker then.
no. the sex is incidental to the fine payment.
yea yea tell it to the judge
first
Only to be the one to say first, which was about an hour after the actual first comment. You win at failing.
stfu noob, third
total fail at failing to be a noob
fail Newcastle is in north-east England … so why is the fine in dollars?
EPIC COMMENT FAIL there are a number of places around the world called newcastles – there’s one in australia for example.
i live in that one!!!!!!! epic win to be honest i live in a little place called newlambton in newcastle aus =D such an epic win to mention my home town ^^
no kidding! i live in a little place called who the f*ck cares?
no, you’re not
otherwise it would be in google earth, and it isn’t
Cities and countries should be capitalized (That means put a big letter at the beginning) Using basic grammar – FAIL
There’s also a Newcastle in California.
FIRST
Nope…
Many places in other countries had towns/areas named by people who came from those same areas back in their home country. The best one is New York.
well then the people of those countries must have really bad immaginations not to be able to think of a new name and have to copy it from somewhere that already exists
ummmm your fool normaly the places are named by the soliders well the red coats and or captains of ships after places they was born or places members of there crews or units was born and there is also the want to think these places are the new england
People named new cities after ones in the old world to remember the places they came from and help feel connected still to home. Moving to a far away place sometimes its nice to have something that sounds or feels familiar.
smug fail!
FIRST!
ROFL I LOVE THIS SIGN
Newcastle Tramway win!
Oh my gosh, that is downright nonsensical.
No advanced payment – capitalism FAIL!
This isn’t one of those countries where after they execute you they send a bill to the family for the cost of the bullet?
It’s just a clean-up fee: “You made a mess on our Tram track with your dead body… now pay the clean-up crew to power-wash your blood off the track…”
ha ha, not the best but funny
If they’re dead you could still get the money from their wallets
But what do you do if they don’t have enough on them?
Sell the body parts.
…and blood, don’t forget the blood!
And take their car and house keys.
I just really like the uber pissed off looking skulls…they add such depth to the message…ROFL
THAT’S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO.
police officer: wake him up, wake him up
scientist: uh, no sir, he’s already dead….
police officer: we’ll fine his dead body!
Dead guy: Over my dead body!
they’ll try to fine you in a second
i can’t think of anything damn good
Technically, doesn’t everybody die instantly? I mean, you’re alive, you’re alive, you’re alive, *thunk* you’re dead.
(Stephen Wright)
Well, ‘dying’ and ‘dead’ are controversial these days, especially with the newly defined conditions for organ donors… but yeah, there ought to be something that says you’re irreversibly dying. Like [entering death mode] or something.
i think youll get another fine for that!
If seen signs like that 50 yards upstream of Niagara Falls. …
This is so American !!
It’s like the law that says that a failed suicide is attempted murder, which can lead to life in prison (potentially the death penalty if you take someone with you, as it were.) Short of someone resuscitating you, or, by some fluke, you survive, it’s a moot point… and if you’re planning on dying anyway, do you REALLY care about a measly little fine?
…billed to the funeral home of you choice…
hehe this is maos doctrination on the work
Awesome
Epic fail. I just read all these posts. Get a life you c*ck lickers you got nothin better to do than to post inane sh*t on this site? Oh wait, now I’m doing it, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
trying to be funny FAIL
let them post there silly thing, we the superiour beings will just sill=ently laugh at them all
SHUT UP DICK WACKER
Most recent!
Okay, that’s technically true…
“Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again”.
simpsin quote FAIL
And Grand Theft Auto.
This is a total win. If someone was to survive (not very likely) then they will have to pay 200$. Pretty smart imo
I don’t get it. How could you pay a fine if you’re dead? That’s crazy.
Misunderstanding the point of fail blog WIN!
Falling for subtle irony FAIL!
Covering for previous stupidity WIN!
Over subtlety to the point of appearing stupid WIN!
thats what FAIL is for
you touch you die. pay your fine after you die.
the fine is payed before you die, so to touch it you pay $200
Yup, that’s adding insult to injury alright!
This is good
copyright fail, failblog.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvetson/1118807/
it’s cc with attribution which I “fail” to see on the site.
credited! thanks for pointing it out.
Those skulls look alien.
lolz
*shock*
‘Tis an Aussie Fail!
(Not sure if I should laugh or cry…)
Well they just take $200 from deady guys wallet
Government fail!!
“200$? i’ll take the bridge…”
Know why it’s fail?
Because it’s from Australia. XD
Ah, yes, a fine fail indeed. Or would it be sign fail? Hmmm, interesting.
=ow
For passing go collect 200$
For touching the instant death wire pay 200$
hmmm…..I think you lost…and failed…
It’s obviously for zombies, silly.
“So please, touch only with wallet on you”.
Even I don’t think this is funny. Don’t be down on yourself though, it’s hard to think of something funny… Good try.
Must rember ppl, Plz to not be feedn da trollz, k thx bai.
It stopped being funny like 5 fails ago. But can you spare a little blow?
i still find it funny xD
bend over and ill show you funny
I don’t. In fact I sent an e-mail asking if we could have a “report comment” button so we can get people like Obama up there and the multitude of homophobes banned. They make Failblog UNfunny.
like “the joke is in your hands” funny?
Oh, I just got that!
Tru dat
Free Speech FAIL.
no wonder
Let me explain something to you.
Free speech is not your ticket to be a douchebag to everyone.
Case in point: We all buy tickets to a movie. What? We all paid, we get what we pay for, right? Well, that does NOT give you to right to start heckling, making noise, and being a general asshat to the other people. You will be removed, doesn’t matter if you’re exercising free speech or if you paid. You are a douche, you get treated like one: Namely, tossed in the trash with the rest of the garbage.
Also, I suggest looking up the latest information on how free speech does NOT extend to the internet, where policies are not written based on the constitution and it’s amendments.
Yelling Free Speech to allow people to be jerks fail.
Free speech is guaranteed by the government, not by failblog. Continually being an idiot is not your constitutional right. In my country (Canada) we don’t have any protected right to freedom of speech but we’ve never needed it.
The governmet hasnt guaranteed anything.
habeus corpus is indefinetly suspended, and that usded to be a right of the people.
Right, just ask Mark Steyn.
Troll
Wow, don’t you know cocaine will kill you? But I’ll give some Coke (a-Cola)
i tried to sniff coke once but the ice cubes got stick up my nose 9terrible i know but it had to be said
Dolt, how’d you get the ice cubes to go up the straw? You must have the lung power of a goddamn buffalo.
im repling here to see how small i can get the thing
hmm.. ill help
Fail to read
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nesting comments fail
you’re all failtards.