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I’M AWESOME ! FIRST !

RogueThree

YOU”RE AWFUL! FIST!

Clip

STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
CB

Hang yourself looser? As in, more loosely? Really? Doesn’t that sort of defeat the purpose of hanging oneself?

Retarded speller FAILS both for not knowing how to properly spell insults but also for lame comeback.

Rende

not to mention ur mom

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Anonymous

who told me to say, ‘hi’

 
clay

i love you and your tiny penises all the same.

 
 
Matt

netsaidrpcchurascid’krjh.rc?

 
 
 
 
 
Godblessemohair

mentioning the game: fail

Terah

You just lost by speaking of it.

dolt

it’s a game where you have to not remember you are playing the game for as long as possible …
it must be almost 2 moths since i last remembered it

arghhh damn you aaaaanon

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Anonymous

The GAME…..i Lost it :/

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Chris

apostrophe over-usage fail!

 
 
LOLZ0R

They jump out of the box and kick you in the nuts.

 
Clip

THERE IS NO BOX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hanii Puppy

THERE IS NO SPOON!

aaaaanon

Dave’s not here!!!!

ReTARDIS

Open up, I’ve got the stuff!

Fats Million

This was a triumph
I’m making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science

we do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead
but there’s no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying until you run out of cake
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive

I’m not even angry
I’m being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me
and torn into pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line
and we’re out of beta, we’re releasing on time
so I’m glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive

go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
maybe you’ll find someone else to help you
maybe black mesa
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this cake is great, it’s so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there’s science to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I’m not you
I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive

and believe me I am still alive
I’m doing science and I’m still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still alive
While you are dying I’ll be still alive
and when you’re dead I’ll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still alive

dolt

geeez hoe can you think of so much to write? it’s boring

dolt

i mean how ( the e and the w are next to each other on the keyboard)

Anonymous

think you were right the first time

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Klaus

Ho tell everybody, even the mayor.

wonder mutt

reach up in the sky and grab the ho-zone layer

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DP

Famous song recognition fail.

Anonymous

famous for basement-dwelling emos, you mean.

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RogueThree

You dare insult Portal?
You, sir, have incurred the wrath of GLaDOS.

 
 
 
GLaDOS

Even though you broke my heart and killed me?

 
 
Dawnne

i was actually seriously listening to that when i read that comment.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Kittens Hate USA

There is no life

 
 
Hey-nonny-nonny-mous

THERE IS A BOX!!!

IT’S MADE OF RECYCLED CARDBOARD!!!!!!!!!!

AND IT’S FULL OF PUPPY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COLLECTED FROM THE PARK BY A PAEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE THE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
 
hahahahaha

WOW argument fail. All of you.

 
 
 
 
RogueThree

You’ve been warned…

Furthermore, what language is that? It looks like Japanese, but I’m not sure.

 
Anonymous

“不安(fuan)” means “uneasiness”.
“不便(fuben)” means “inconvenient”.

 
 
Vita

Must be a Microsoft store

NO!

Witty. But please to god don’t start another Mac vs Micrsoft idiot convention.

Vita

You’re right, we don’t want to get the fanboy this fanboy that ball rolling. Fail @ myself for giving that a potential stage

 

WHAT??

.. so it is not a microsoft store,..???
and its probably not a mac either, ay??!

THEN it must be a linux store… i heard they are really bad… and unsafe and the lot…
horrible…

and nobody thinks about the kids..!!

gary yo

dont be hating on linux, it runs yur gaming servers

 
NO!

Yeah, I knew someone wouldn’t understand how not to look like an idiot.

 
 
 
 
stfu

I think Vita is undercover for Windows. You may drop the ’s’ Vista, but you can’t fool us all!

Guy with glasses from Troll 2

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD

 
 
 
 
fhqwhgad

it actually does read what it says in the english translation; they’re just trying to poke fun and be sarcastic.

Vagabond

ZOMG FOTOSHOPED!!!!!!11oneoneone

I think fhqwhgad is right. No body has ever seen a joke sign before?

“Beware of Fish”
“Slow Children: 10 Points”
“Shoplifters will be fed to dragon.”

 
 
Haf

I’ve never seen the second kanji character and I can’t find it in my dictionaries either. Strange. However I found a translation for “unsafe” that uses the first kanji character, it reads buyou in Japanese.
With that, the whole text would be “buyou to fuben wo urumise”.

Blacky