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Face Man

LAwl Fags below this comment.

Anon...

Technically not below…

Face Man

Shut up ANON… Fag.
http://www.answers.com/below&r=67
be·low (bĭ-lō’) pronunciation
adv.

1. In or to a lower place; beneath.

EgoTrip

It’s illegitimate to persecute somebody based on their sexuality.
It’s just another immature and unnecessary distinction meant to keep us compartmentalized and fighting amongst ourselves.
You fail as a human being and as a brother.

fznord

I’m a fag and I approve this message.

 
 
Tuesday

You are an idiot. Do you really think this website is in place to persecute people? Conversely, it is not here to perpetuate brotherhood. It is neutral. It’s just a silly site meant to make people laugh. You don’t need to take everything so seriously. Have a sense of humor, god damnit, not everyone has to be P.C. all the time.

 
kekesvar

you are gay, thus you fail ,-D

Hellow4

Making babies:fail. Making amazing butt sex:Success.

 
 
Anonymous Frenchman

Ha! I love such comments because they’re so off the mark, yet everybody accepts them. Being called homosexual when you’re straight isn’t offending because being homosexual is a shameful thing, but because it’s an insult to your heterosexuality.

People fail to get this, but consider this equivalence, if you’re getting called a girl as your a man, you’ll feel that your manhood is insulted, yet there’s nothing shameful about being a female. Same thing if you’re a female and you’re getting called a man, that you’re young/mid aged and that you’re treated like an elder, and so on..

Besides you can’t get all uppity about someone on the Internet calling random people fags. That’s pretty loserly, or dare I say, gay. ;-)

 
Mica

EgoTrip FTW!
i love it when smart people who actually get it post

 
 
Ms. Pedantic

Actually, from my vantage point, all of these replies are stacked on TOP of that first comment. Hence, none of these replies are “below” but are rather “above”the original poster.

FAIL at both logistics and at not being a bigot.

gasman

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple “wrong” would’ve done just fine.

 
 
ohmygod

I like how you said everyone below your comment was a fag… and then you post below your own comment.

 
 
Anonymous Guy

According to his comment you’re a fag.

Name

Notice that the last four FAILs on the site are just too much with sex ‘n’ stuff .. pwnd btw :-)

 
 
 
Blarg

Below me. Below me. Below me, I don’t get it.

Oh, I bet you do, Alex.

anon

lol. sean connery is a joker.

Anonymous

No SNL are jokers Sean Connery is an idiot

 
 
 
jamisings

There’s cigerettes and burning coals below your comment? Funny, I don’t see anything on fire. Because that’s what fag REALLY means. It’s British slang for cigerettes and it also means “a burning piece of coal or wood.” It is NOT a person.

Please learn english before you throw around childish insults, you putz.

Face Man

Oh my god I think I’ve heard of you people before! are you one of those things, ummm, oh geez what do they call them again…
It’s right on the tip of my tongue… oh yeah! an idiot.
Stop trying to turn everything into some sort of racist debate. If I wanted to bash Homo’s I would go to this pricks website “www.godhatesfags.com” blah blah blah clean that sand out of your vagina before you go around trying to make the internet a better place for 9 year olds. All in all, it was a joke. I don’t hate gay people… you know, just in case you didn’t realise.
Awww see what you made me do, I mean look at the size of this damn comment.

Ms. Pedantic

Homophobia = racism FAIL

mdukpiz

lol stfu and gb/2/kitchen

 
Face Man

“Stop trying to turn everything into some sort of racist debate.”
The phrase was used so the reader would have an understanding of the kind of topics people tend to shit their 4 paragraph reposes on.
I could have used “computer software” as an example.

 
 
aryannia

HA!!! I’m lovin’ ya, Face Man!!

 
Seth

I just want to point out that you have posted the most comments below your original comment claiming that any comments below it were from fags. Is this your round about way of coming out of the closet?

 
 
 
 
hayguise

i dunno… he looks like more of a bottom to me.

more appropriate would be “i got fucked by your boyfriend”

 
 
z0mfg

i’m thirty third!!!11111

 
 
 
dolt

although i normaly moan at people who say photoshopp the writting and the area arownd it are in much better quality than the rest of the picture

but then again mabee it’s just a face regognition system gone wrong

Nwabby

You fail on so many levels. Who can spot all 8 spelling errors? And then the compression artifacts understanding fail. And face “regogniton” relevancy fail?

Matt

Let’s see…

1. “normaly”
2. “photoshopp”
3. “writting”
4. “arownd”
5. “mabee”
6. “regogniton”

I think the rest are grammatical errors.

Anonymous

Well, you can count “i” as a spelling and grammer error, but that’s just being picky.

ReTARDIS

And you can count “grammer” as you just being a douchebag, but I digress.

Teddy Teddleson

FIRST!

And .. Pwnd.

 
 
 
 
EgoTrip

I believe the correct terminology is ‘PWND!’

maulkin

That doesn’t even make sense. Try again.

 
Nwabby

Since it’s spelled penus.

Unimportant

You mean Penis?

Minus

He might mean the plural of penises - ‘penii’.

But given the rest of his post he sounds only semi-literate, I would assume it wasn’t that deliberately sophisticated :)

Jules

The plural of penis is not penii, it’s penises.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Athanar

Hmm… Nah, it’s not. I just examined it a bit more… the pattern the lettering has in the picture is consistent with everything else in the picture. It’s just how the white letters are against the black shirt. I’ve taken a picture of someone wearing a black shirt with white lettering before and it was the same. But this is a .JPG file. If you know what that format does, you’ll understand why it looks like it could be Photoshopped.

 
 
jojojo

Maybe she was cheating on two guys and they got revenge on her by sleeping with each other? LOL But then, do you really need to post it on a shirt?

 
 
Rob

I dunno, most girls would be uber-pissed at this.. Not only had their boyfriend cheated on them, but with a dude?! Thats a real kick in the crotch..

See us fellas have it easy, a girlfriend runs off with another girl, you just politely ask to join in :D

RogueThree

Yeah, but a kick in the crotch wouldn’t be quite as bad for a girl, if you think about it.

EgoTrip

Illegitimate anatomical assumption FAIL!

Jane

Tell me about it! I know it sucks for a guy, but it’s not like it’s party fun time for girls either.

bob

hmmmmm….i dont know they might like the foot going up there
especially at the right angle…

 
 
Chris

That’s the second time you’ve used illegitimate in the wrong context.

 
 
Katherine Leach

No… it really does hurt. Very much so.

RogueThree

Well, duh. Getting hit anywhere hurts.
It’s just a bit worse for us guys, I think.

 
 
 
Sara

Dude, I’m glad I’m not ‘most girls.’ I’d be asking to join in on that. XD

I Write Gay Male Porn

Hells yeah. I WISH my boyfriend was into dudes. And being watched while he was with dudes.

Anonymous

Welcome to the world of Yaoi fans.

 
 
 
 
Boner

I dunno, every girl I’ve dated (or married) has though it would be hot to walk in on me having sex with a guy. Deep down inside, they think it is just as hot.

Jules

Heh, you’re pretty smart for a guy named Boner.