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LAwl Fags below this comment.
Technically not below…
Shut up ANON… Fag.
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be·low (bĭ-lō’) pronunciation
adv.
1. In or to a lower place; beneath.
It’s illegitimate to persecute somebody based on their sexuality.
It’s just another immature and unnecessary distinction meant to keep us compartmentalized and fighting amongst ourselves.
You fail as a human being and as a brother.
I’m a fag and I approve this message.
lmao
+1
It’s funny cause it makes him look gay
hows that funny? what if he really is gay?
He’s got my vote.
ftw on fznord!
You are an idiot. Do you really think this website is in place to persecute people? Conversely, it is not here to perpetuate brotherhood. It is neutral. It’s just a silly site meant to make people laugh. You don’t need to take everything so seriously. Have a sense of humor, god damnit, not everyone has to be P.C. all the time.
Thank you baby Jesus!
you’re my hero:)
In Soviet Russia, Joke FAILS YOU!!!!
you are gay, thus you fail ,-D
Making babies:fail. Making amazing butt sex:Success.
This comment is a WIN.
Absolutely ;D
You are straight and offensive. thus you fail at life in general. It is far easier to be an offensive majority than an intelligent minority.
Ha! I love such comments because they’re so off the mark, yet everybody accepts them. Being called homosexual when you’re straight isn’t offending because being homosexual is a shameful thing, but because it’s an insult to your heterosexuality.
People fail to get this, but consider this equivalence, if you’re getting called a girl as your a man, you’ll feel that your manhood is insulted, yet there’s nothing shameful about being a female. Same thing if you’re a female and you’re getting called a man, that you’re young/mid aged and that you’re treated like an elder, and so on..
Besides you can’t get all uppity about someone on the Internet calling random people fags. That’s pretty loserly, or dare I say, gay.
I beg to differ in some places homosexuality is quite shameful and if you
call someone gay where I come from they would reply
“Thems fightin words”
Since your French your opinion doesn’t really matter.
Also by the way,
France + War = FAIL
you know how french takes work right? 14 gears, 13 reverse and one forward incase the enemy attacks from the rear
Anonymous Frenchman + Better grammar at a second language than hatesfrenchies in his only language = WIN
Ask me how I knew English was your only language. Go on. Ask.
LOL!
you guys are funny:)
Actually, since about 387 BC, France has fought in 168 wars. They’ve won 109, lost 49 and “tied” 10 times. Thats a pretty good winning percentage. So, get off the “France sucks because they didn’t support our (fail)war in Iraq” bandwagon and learn to think for yourself, lemming.
Historically, the main problem with French soldiers has been their reckless courage – got a long history of running headlong into very nasty fights, and then getting stuck in a retreat-or-die situation.
I’d retreat. I’d run like hell, if it meant living to fight again (in better conditions).
EgoTrip FTW!
i love it when smart people who actually get it post
since when
…umm… dictionary plz?
Thought this was an international site. F’king Americans. YOU ARE NOT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE.
Yes we are
Seconded
On Haiti, there is no english learning!
On Togo, YOU englishise learning!
that was deep, man. real deep. wow.
Actually, from my vantage point, all of these replies are stacked on TOP of that first comment. Hence, none of these replies are “below” but are rather “above”the original poster.
FAIL at both logistics and at not being a bigot.
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple “wrong” would’ve done just fine.
too bad im awesome
I like how you said everyone below your comment was a fag… and then you post below your own comment.
correction win!
According to his comment you’re a fag.
Notice that the last four FAILs on the site are just too much with sex ‘n’ stuff .. pwnd btw
i no get it
Below me. Below me. Below me, I don’t get it.
Oh, I bet you do, Alex.
lol. sean connery is a joker.
No SNL are jokers Sean Connery is an idiot
There’s cigerettes and burning coals below your comment? Funny, I don’t see anything on fire. Because that’s what fag REALLY means. It’s British slang for cigerettes and it also means “a burning piece of coal or wood.” It is NOT a person.
Please learn english before you throw around childish insults, you putz.
Homophobia = racism FAIL
lol stfu and gb/2/kitchen
“Stop trying to turn everything into some sort of racist debate.”
The phrase was used so the reader would have an understanding of the kind of topics people tend to shit their 4 paragraph reposes on.
I could have used “computer software” as an example.
Sexuality and ethnicity differentiation FAIL
racist nazi loser
HA!!! I’m lovin’ ya, Face Man!!
I just want to point out that you have posted the most comments below your original comment claiming that any comments below it were from fags. Is this your round about way of coming out of the closet?
Absolute win.
WIN.
lmao
see?
you people have no sense of humor.
“All in all, it was a joke.” FAIL
British people make up words all the time. Such as “bumper shoot” for umbrella.
lol comment failed at fail blog… how epic.
and yet you posted anyway?
i’m thirty third!!!11111
first
Idiot
Fist!
Hey, that’s mine!
maybe he`s gay?:P
I hope so.
true.
although i normaly moan at people who say photoshopp the writting and the area arownd it are in much better quality than the rest of the picture
…
but then again mabee it’s just a face regognition system gone wrong
You fail on so many levels. Who can spot all 8 spelling errors? And then the compression artifacts understanding fail. And face “regogniton” relevancy fail?
Let’s see…
1. “normaly”
2. “photoshopp”
3. “writting”
4. “arownd”
5. “mabee”
6. “regogniton”
I think the rest are grammatical errors.
Well, you can count “i” as a spelling and grammer error, but that’s just being picky.
And you can count “grammer” as you just being a douchebag, but I digress.
FIRST!
…
And .. Pwnd.
owned
I believe the correct terminology is ‘PWND!’
i believe u suck penii
fly me whore
That doesn’t even make sense. Try again.
Since it’s spelled penus.
You mean Penis?
He might mean the plural of penises – ‘penii’.
But given the rest of his post he sounds only semi-literate, I would assume it wasn’t that deliberately sophisticated
The plural of penis is not penii, it’s penises.
hes right. its penises. look it up.
Yup, the word would have to end with ‘-us’ to make the plural an ‘i’, i.e. cactus/cacti.
Hmm… Nah, it’s not. I just examined it a bit more… the pattern the lettering has in the picture is consistent with everything else in the picture. It’s just how the white letters are against the black shirt. I’ve taken a picture of someone wearing a black shirt with white lettering before and it was the same. But this is a .JPG file. If you know what that format does, you’ll understand why it looks like it could be Photoshopped.
wow an intelligent reply
Maybe she was cheating on two guys and they got revenge on her by sleeping with each other? LOL But then, do you really need to post it on a shirt?
LOL ROFL LOL
That’s pretty twisted.
I dunno, most girls would be uber-pissed at this.. Not only had their boyfriend cheated on them, but with a dude?! Thats a real kick in the crotch..
See us fellas have it easy, a girlfriend runs off with another girl, you just politely ask to join in
Yeah, but a kick in the crotch wouldn’t be quite as bad for a girl, if you think about it.
Illegitimate anatomical assumption FAIL!
Tell me about it! I know it sucks for a guy, but it’s not like it’s party fun time for girls either.
hmmmmm….i dont know they might like the foot going up there
especially at the right angle…
That’s the second time you’ve used illegitimate in the wrong context.
No… it really does hurt. Very much so.
Well, duh. Getting hit anywhere hurts.
It’s just a bit worse for us guys, I think.
i dunno, ive had some pretty wicked wounds down there. playground fail…
Dude, I’m glad I’m not ‘most girls.’ I’d be asking to join in on that. XD
WTF?!
Welcome to the world of Yaoi fans.
I actually prefer real men doing it, not drawn men
What’s confusing about that? You know how guys are into lesbians? Well, this is girls
that are into gay guys. Either they both make sense or they both don’t.
That’s not how it works. Sorry to tell you, but gender equality only goes this far.
I dunno, every girl I’ve dated (or married) has though it would be hot to walk in on me having sex with a guy. Deep down inside, they think it is just as hot.
Heh, you’re pretty smart for a guy named Boner.
I wouldnt be pissed, I would say can I join? and can I watch
?
Soviet men are out and proud!
Maybe…
That shirt was available a decade ago at Don’t Panic (a chain of trendy-at-the-time gay T-shirt stores in places like Ptown and SF) so I’m sure it either came from there or someone on CafePress has nicked the saying for his own shirt.
Many, many surplus shirts ended up getting shipped to the former Soviet Union as part of various relief efforts.
Oh now that would be just sad! Here poor country we’ll help you out by providing clothes you can’t afford. What’s that message in a foreign language? No, no, don’t worry about it, it in no way implies that you like it up the ass. I realize beggars can’t be choosers, but Jesus.
And you’ve never seen the stacks of shirts in the US, manufactured in China, with interesting oriental glyphs on them (some Chinese, some Japanese, some just random ink)? Never wondered what they actually meant when you saw some midwestern English-only 17 year old guy sporting one?
“in no way implies…….”
ha ha ha ha Jane FTW!
Maybe they’re both gay and are friends?
Shes cute
second’d
thirded
fourthded?
Okay, having traveled to Russia multiple times and seen some pretty interesting shirts (most proving how few people know english, even marginally) this one’s got to take the cake.
Love the comment too… in mother Russia you don’t eat meat, meat eats YOU!
Yeah, but even they know to capitalize “English”.
you’re not fit to use The Doctor’s ship.
That’s why I’m in the RE TARDIS.
Duhr.
Or, at least, that guy is… Who says they’re a couple, and not just friends making fun? They seem to understand the writing quite well…
I love this — her left hand emphasizes the text, and her right demonstrates the action.
That made me laugh.
I think that the girl is making that guy wear that shirt and is trying to imply that she got it on with him. Maybe it was the closest thing she could find to “I did my boyfriend.”
I see it as the guy is the boyfriend of another girl and this girl in the picture had sex with him and is letting the other girl know.
I’m not seeing any fail.
FAIL
That *HAS* to be BattleAngel.
Nope, that was someone who doesn’t think a guy wearing an ironic t-shirt is fail.
I’ve seen guys wearing “Nobody Knows I’m A Lesbian” shirts for the same effect.
copy paste win!
copy paste win!
copy paste win!
copy paste win!
copy paste win!
15th!!!!
He could just be gay. Then that wouldn’t be fail.
See, this is too vague to be considered fail. It needs to be cut and dry – in your face. That sort of thing.
gay=fail
homophobia = fail
and, usually, 5 years later, gay, which is win
Yes Penis=WIN
SmartFunGirl = Rationality Win!
LOL true!
WIN! Because I’ve seen it several times myself.
ain’t that the truth!
Where’s the fail? I mean, maybe he did…
too right!
this is the least fail thing on the fail blog.
Well I’m russian, I know english well and I don’t see anything kinda fail here =/
Huh. Are you Gay ?
Neither do I. Could be someone just proud of being gay maybe? And that guy probably isn’t actually Russian anyway.
В каментах тупые америкосы
So, the pen of your aunt is in the garden, eh?
и тут тупые хохлы!.. кудаж без них
что поделаешь ))
сука
Um…that guy is your boyfriend, the girl fu@ked him, therefore, she fu@ked your boyfriend AND made him wear the t shirt. How is that hard to get?
I agree.
If you hated someone sending the photo where their boyfriend was wearing the shirt with you emphasizing the point would really send the message.
Interesting theory…
Maybe that guy IS just a pawn in her scheme to get revenge on her ex-friend.
Or he could be wearing that shirt by mistake.
Or he could be gay.
If you think of any other theories, by all means, let me know…
Yeah. Woo wins with interpretation.
They both (at the very least, the girl) understand the message. However, the shirt (originally sold to fit gay men) wouldn’t fit her; she’s too petite. So, she put it on him but emphasized with her body language that the saying is hers.
That’s that.
Oh, and for the folks downthread who are saying, “Maybe they’re not Russian,” they are. That apartment just screams “SOVIET APARTMENT!”
You mean two walls, a table with food on it, and a curtain? Yeah, I’ve never seen that combo West of the Curtain before.
Who really cares what the real story is? This is a blog about funny pictures, not about what really happened in the picture.
gaylord!!
FIRST
photoshop!
You failed at comments.I failed at reply ’cause I said you that you failed.
FIRST!
ph34l
“Understanding English Fail”
Proper image title fail arising from unprejudice fail
yep.
maybe the man in photo is gay…
uhhh, did you ever stop to think maybe he’s gay?
He could even be homosexual?…?
or maybe he likes to have same sex with people of the same gender?
Damnit.
MAH GOD, IT’S ONE OF THEM QUEER-O-SEXUALS
no it’s not, it’s enrico palazzo! git ‘im!
Definitely BattleAngel
I love it the fact that stupid people still think calling someone a fag is is the ultimate insult. Maybe a few decades ago your insult would have some kind of power. But now everyone is gay, so suck it Jimbob!
WIN!
Yeah!
I f***ed your boyfriend and all he gave me was this lousy t-shirt. And possibly an STD.
Ha! Comment win.
Technically, Russia is no longer Soviet. That ended in 1991.
the soviet is in those jokes so as not to insult the current russia. look it up.
so, um, i don’t want to be the first to bring this up, and just let me know if it’s already been mentioned, but i’d do that girl.
me too, twice…
OBVIOUSLY PHOTOSHOPPED!!
what if they’re not russian?
then you’re mom is 1…
then you are mom is 1…
FAIL
Man this blog sucks now. Why can’t I stop checking it?
It sucks so hard, it pulls you in…like the deep deep vacuum of space…
I dunno why you still come here…didya get tired of the Disney Channel?
I´ve got it – he´s just BISEXUAL! Woohoo…think about!
WIN because he can have twice the fun
Forget the shirt. Something about her left arm and hand seriously creeps me out and I just can’t seem to put my finger on it. Anyone else noticing something up there?
it appears to be vibrating…
The look he’s giving the camera is totally saying:
Whaaat? …But I did…
photoshop fail.
homophobia fail.
Maybe they (the guy in the photo and your boyfriend) were in prison together.
This fails at being a fail…
Reckon that fella there is going to get laid later after this picture. That’s what I reckon. He wins. That Russian babe….she fails.
once gay KGB, always gay KGB
… or just a pinko commie
Own’t – maybe he’s making a political statement =P
pho…..to….SHOPPED !!!
shirt choosing FAIL
she looks so proud
haha, at least one of them had to be…
sexuality FAIL
NOT First and proud of it! (or lets say that i don´t give a heck!)
admit. that chick is hot. period.
damn she’s hot.
Epic fail
maybe they’re bestfriends. (close friends anyway) and he’s gay. what on earth is with the homophobia?
i can only speak for myself, but the gheys terrify me.
No idea, but I do know that the world would be a much better place if everyone stopped caring about who other people did or did not have sex with.
“the world would be a much better place if everyone stopped caring about who other people did or did not have sex with.” Hmm…
So, then this is the world as a better place:
Wife: “I cheated on you with the mailman!”
Husband: “Who gives a shit?”
I don’t think there is any homophobia in the picture. If you assume that he chose the wrong shirt because he didn’t understand English well enough, then this is funny. If you are talking about homophobia in the comments, I think most of it is sarcastic.
LOL, too funny. Boy she is cute for a russian chick. Ididnt think there were any cute russian chicks. http://www.ultimate-anonymity.com
In this case I must say that you don’t know Russia, there are A LOT of pretty girls there
PS.: I’m not russian, just in case you think I’m biased by fool nationalism.
is that a cat in the picture?
Anyone else notice how alike they like? They could pass as brother and sister.
…alike they LOOK. I fail.
Just to point out something, but every picture on this site with a caption on it, has been photo shopped. WHO GIVES A RATS ASS? It’s funny or not.
It’s obviously a joke. -.-
Homophobes: Go to hell
lace curtains?
Does this mean that *she* is available? ‘Cuz she’s hot!
Something about his face tells me that he’s not sure what that shirt says.
noone realised she’s hot?
Perhaps what the shirt is trying to say is that the person next to him is indeed a man and not a woman. In which case; correct advertising win, successful sex-change fail?
They know very good the language. It´s a joke.
I can perceive that their understanding of English is most superior.
Mariconaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<i<Nth…. now solve for N
hah! HTML tag fail on my part. damn.
and spelling my own name fail, too.
bloody hell, just not my day today.
i laughed so hard i cried XD still laughing now, LOL!
lol
soviet 16 year ago fail
Really stupid americans…
That girl looks like she’s into fisting that guy in the ass.
I dont give a flying dump what he has on his t-shirt, his girlfriend is damn hot, which in my opinion makes him an absolute winner
Actually now I’m starting to think maybe it’s his sister. Hmmm…
КАКИЕ ЖЕ ВЫ БЛЯДЬ ДОЛБОЁБЫ. fu cking crazy european bas tards. you always need someth deeply inplemented in realy clearest situation
Maybe you should just stick to writing in Russian, so at least one or two folks on here understand what you are saying. Your English, unfortunately, is utter shite. Quit using Babelfish…or the Internet. You decide. дурак
I’d wear that shirt anytime if it meant i get to hump that ass
we may say fail, but hes hitting that.
whatever, he’s cute. i’d hit it.
un-fail.
Блять……долбаные америкосы…….не надоело смеяться над “советской россией” спустя 18 лет после ее распада? Или вы, мудилы, до сих пор думаете что у нас медведи по улицам ходят?
I heard someone know russian here?
Da. Bears in the street.
I am Mexican, and I can spell better than that.
You guys all fail, myselfe included.
Noobs
STFU
Sucks that he decided to be gay, cuz that’s a hot chick.
Did my comment from half an hour ago even appear here? I can’t find it…
Anyway, he probably just ran out of clean shirts and had to borrow hers. Or he’s gay. Which would suck (both literally and metaphorically) because that is one hot chick in the picture with him.
You all fail.
Looks like she’s having a little joke of her own, too. She seems to be raising her right fist in the classic “Up Yours” gesture. Maybe the photographer’s in on the joke, too.
NO SOVIET UNION SINCE 1991 ( you FAIL!) XD
Yup, exactly! If she’d been showing the American middle finger instead of the European fist, there’d be no debate about the meaning of this picture.
in SOVIET Russia? where is that? 20 years ago?
Хуита, на демотиваторах было уже.
Инглишманы сосут.
….IVE MET HER. shes from germany… =/
a gay day buahahaha
And now everyone know he’s a queer.
Инглишмены сосут хуй!!!:D
haha
No, George.