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  1. Face Man says:

    LAwl Fags below this comment.

    • Anon... says:

      Technically not below…

      • Face Man says:

        Shut up ANON… Fag.
        http://www.answers.com/below&r=67
        be·low (bĭ-lō’) pronunciation
        adv.

        1. In or to a lower place; beneath.

        • EgoTrip says:

          It’s illegitimate to persecute somebody based on their sexuality.
          It’s just another immature and unnecessary distinction meant to keep us compartmentalized and fighting amongst ourselves.
          You fail as a human being and as a brother.

        • Ms. Pedantic says:

          Actually, from my vantage point, all of these replies are stacked on TOP of that first comment. Hence, none of these replies are “below” but are rather “above”the original poster.

          FAIL at both logistics and at not being a bigot.

          • gasman says:

            Principal: Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
            Billy Madison: Okay, a simple “wrong” would’ve done just fine.

          • awesomeness says:

            too bad im awesome

        • ohmygod says:

          I like how you said everyone below your comment was a fag… and then you post below your own comment.

        • Webby says:

          correction win!

        • papa bear says:

          you do realize you just commented below your own comment proclaiming everyone ‘fags’ who postes below it right?

          Coming out gently to the world their, chief?

        • BoD says:

          You do know by replying to Anon you called yourself a fag because you are now below the line

        • Aloysius says:

          wait face man
          you did just say fags below this comment but then you placed a comment under your own comment…

          FAIL

          yes i do realise i have placed a comment under his comment…

        • Someone says:

          wouldn’t that comment make you a fag now that you posted it below your other comment FAIL

      • Anonymous Guy says:

        According to his comment you’re a fag.

      • awesomeness says:

        i no get it

    • Blarg says:

      Below me. Below me. Below me, I don’t get it.

      Oh, I bet you do, Alex.

    • jamisings says:

      There’s cigerettes and burning coals below your comment? Funny, I don’t see anything on fire. Because that’s what fag REALLY means. It’s British slang for cigerettes and it also means “a burning piece of coal or wood.” It is NOT a person.

      Please learn english before you throw around childish insults, you putz.

      • Face Man says:

        Oh my god I think I’ve heard of you people before! are you one of those things, ummm, oh geez what do they call them again…
        It’s right on the tip of my tongue… oh yeah! an idiot.
        Stop trying to turn everything into some sort of racist debate. If I wanted to bash Homo’s I would go to this pricks website “www.godhatesfags.com” blah blah blah clean that sand out of your vagina before you go around trying to make the internet a better place for 9 year olds. All in all, it was a joke. I don’t hate gay people… you know, just in case you didn’t realise.
        Awww see what you made me do, I mean look at the size of this damn comment.

      • Rawr says:

        British people make up words all the time. Such as “bumper shoot” for umbrella.

    • hayguise says:

      i dunno… he looks like more of a bottom to me.

      more appropriate would be “i got fucked by your boyfriend”

    • BAMFOreo says:

      whatever he meant by the fag comment
      im sure hes happy about the way he got each and every one of you riled up

      if your not gay

      then why freak out over a WORD?

      ok, the word FAG is not gonna follow you home, and slit your throat in your sleep

      people just need to calm down

    • nao says:

      lol comment failed at fail blog… how epic.

    • qwerty says:

      cute girl though =P

  2. z0mfg says:

    i’m thirty third!!!11111

  3. Anonymous says:

    first

  4. moron says:

    maybe he`s gay?:P

  5. dolt says:

    although i normaly moan at people who say photoshopp the writting and the area arownd it are in much better quality than the rest of the picture

    but then again mabee it’s just a face regognition system gone wrong

  6. jojojo says:

    Maybe she was cheating on two guys and they got revenge on her by sleeping with each other? LOL But then, do you really need to post it on a shirt?

  7. Rob says:

    I dunno, most girls would be uber-pissed at this.. Not only had their boyfriend cheated on them, but with a dude?! Thats a real kick in the crotch..

    See us fellas have it easy, a girlfriend runs off with another girl, you just politely ask to join in :D

  8. RogueThree says:

    Soviet men are out and proud!
    Maybe…

  9. raindog469 says:

    That shirt was available a decade ago at Don’t Panic (a chain of trendy-at-the-time gay T-shirt stores in places like Ptown and SF) so I’m sure it either came from there or someone on CafePress has nicked the saying for his own shirt.

    • joe says:

      Many, many surplus shirts ended up getting shipped to the former Soviet Union as part of various relief efforts.

      • Jane says:

        Oh now that would be just sad! Here poor country we’ll help you out by providing clothes you can’t afford. What’s that message in a foreign language? No, no, don’t worry about it, it in no way implies that you like it up the ass. I realize beggars can’t be choosers, but Jesus.

        • Richard says:

          And you’ve never seen the stacks of shirts in the US, manufactured in China, with interesting oriental glyphs on them (some Chinese, some Japanese, some just random ink)? Never wondered what they actually meant when you saw some midwestern English-only 17 year old guy sporting one?

        • Anonymous says:

          “in no way implies…….”

          ha ha ha ha Jane FTW!

  10. Mel says:

    Maybe they’re both gay and are friends?

  11. joe says:

    Shes cute

  12. Toast says:

    Okay, having traveled to Russia multiple times and seen some pretty interesting shirts (most proving how few people know english, even marginally) this one’s got to take the cake. :P Love the comment too… in mother Russia you don’t eat meat, meat eats YOU!

  13. Anonymous says:

    Or, at least, that guy is… Who says they’re a couple, and not just friends making fun? They seem to understand the writing quite well…

  14. stinky says:

    I love this — her left hand emphasizes the text, and her right demonstrates the action. :D

  15. kitteh1ihazit says:

    I think that the girl is making that guy wear that shirt and is trying to imply that she got it on with him. Maybe it was the closest thing she could find to “I did my boyfriend.”

    • Terah says:

      I see it as the guy is the boyfriend of another girl and this girl in the picture had sex with him and is letting the other girl know.

      • Seth says:

        Yeah, my interpretation too. The upraised fist, the smug, satisfied look on her face: she just fucked this dude and they both want someone else to know it.

  16. Rosie says:

    I’m not seeing any fail.

    • Anon says:

      FAIL

    • Anonymous says:

      That *HAS* to be BattleAngel.

      • Anonymous says:

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      • Rosie says:

        Nope, that was someone who doesn’t think a guy wearing an ironic t-shirt is fail.

        I’ve seen guys wearing “Nobody Knows I’m A Lesbian” shirts for the same effect.

  17. Agnus says:

    15th!!!!

  18. Sam says:

    He could just be gay. Then that wouldn’t be fail.

    See, this is too vague to be considered fail. It needs to be cut and dry – in your face. That sort of thing.

  19. Anonymous says:

    Where’s the fail? I mean, maybe he did…

  20. Shasha says:

    Well I’m russian, I know english well and I don’t see anything kinda fail here =/

  21. ebaniy hui says:

    В каментах тупые америкосы

  22. saint says:

    FUCKING OWNED

  23. Shasha says:

    что поделаешь ))

  24. woo says:

    Um…that guy is your boyfriend, the girl fu@ked him, therefore, she fu@ked your boyfriend AND made him wear the t shirt. How is that hard to get?

    • Topfen says:

      I agree.

      If you hated someone sending the photo where their boyfriend was wearing the shirt with you emphasizing the point would really send the message.

      • Bill says:

        Yeah, this could be a total bitch win.

        • RogueThree says:

          Interesting theory…
          Maybe that guy IS just a pawn in her scheme to get revenge on her ex-friend.

          Or he could be wearing that shirt by mistake.

          Or he could be gay.

          If you think of any other theories, by all means, let me know…

    • joe says:

      Yeah. Woo wins with interpretation.

      They both (at the very least, the girl) understand the message. However, the shirt (originally sold to fit gay men) wouldn’t fit her; she’s too petite. So, she put it on him but emphasized with her body language that the saying is hers.

      That’s that.

      Oh, and for the folks downthread who are saying, “Maybe they’re not Russian,” they are. That apartment just screams “SOVIET APARTMENT!”

      • Richard says:

        You mean two walls, a table with food on it, and a curtain? Yeah, I’ve never seen that combo West of the Curtain before.

      • Chris says:

        Who really cares what the real story is? This is a blog about funny pictures, not about what really happened in the picture.

    • Chris says:

      Then why isn’t the girl wearing the shirt? That would make the msot sense wouldn’t it? Usually the “I” on the t-shirt corresponds to the wearer of the t-shirt.
      According to your rationale, if the guy were to stand beside a different person, then that person would have fucked him.

      How hard is that to get?

  25. 10010010101101 says:

    gaylord!!

  26. Winner says:

    FIRST

  27. Anonymous says:

    photoshop!

  28. first says:

    FIRST!

  29. Anonymous says:

    “Understanding English Fail”
    Proper image title fail arising from unprejudice fail

  30. maybe the man in photo is gay…

  31. Teehee says:

    Some of you try too hard to be funny.
    Please stop; you’re taking away teh lulz.
    Assholes.

  32. chris says:

    uhhh, did you ever stop to think maybe he’s gay?

  33. Vita says:

    MAH GOD, IT’S ONE OF THEM QUEER-O-SEXUALS

  34. froobles says:

    I love it the fact that stupid people still think calling someone a fag is is the ultimate insult. Maybe a few decades ago your insult would have some kind of power. But now everyone is gay, so suck it Jimbob!

  35. jojojo says:

    I f***ed your boyfriend and all he gave me was this lousy t-shirt. And possibly an STD.

  36. Frogstomper says:

    Technically, Russia is no longer Soviet. That ended in 1991.

  37. david says:

    so, um, i don’t want to be the first to bring this up, and just let me know if it’s already been mentioned, but i’d do that girl.

  38. Mr.Photoshop says:

    OBVIOUSLY PHOTOSHOPPED!!

  39. david says:

    what if they’re not russian?

  40. shylock says:

    Man this blog sucks now. Why can’t I stop checking it?

    • jojojo says:

      It sucks so hard, it pulls you in…like the deep deep vacuum of space…
      I dunno why you still come here…didya get tired of the Disney Channel?

  41. Vismund says:

    I´ve got it – he´s just BISEXUAL! Woohoo…think about!

  42. Anonymous says:

    Forget the shirt. Something about her left arm and hand seriously creeps me out and I just can’t seem to put my finger on it. Anyone else noticing something up there?

  43. Humility says:

    The look he’s giving the camera is totally saying:
    Whaaat? …But I did…

  44. Anonymous says:

    photoshop fail.
    homophobia fail.

  45. Kirk says:

    Maybe they (the guy in the photo and your boyfriend) were in prison together.

  46. AmBu says:

    This fails at being a fail…

  47. Reckon Dude says:

    Reckon that fella there is going to get laid later after this picture. That’s what I reckon. He wins. That Russian babe….she fails.

  48. ghiangelo says:

    once gay KGB, always gay KGB

  49. Mike says:

    Own’t – maybe he’s making a political statement =P

  50. kenny says:

    pho…..to….SHOPPED !!!

  51. ZooLeaN says:

    shirt choosing FAIL

  52. Christine says:

    she looks so proud

  53. Lk says:

    sexuality FAIL

  54. none of your business says:

    NOT First and proud of it! (or lets say that i don´t give a heck!)

  55. x dd says:

    admit. that chick is hot. period.

  56. Daan says:

    Epic fail

  57. Joanne says:

    maybe they’re bestfriends. (close friends anyway) and he’s gay. what on earth is with the homophobia?

    • david says:

      i can only speak for myself, but the gheys terrify me.

    • Anon says:

      No idea, but I do know that the world would be a much better place if everyone stopped caring about who other people did or did not have sex with.

      • Mike says:

        “the world would be a much better place if everyone stopped caring about who other people did or did not have sex with.” Hmm…
        So, then this is the world as a better place:

        Wife: “I cheated on you with the mailman!”
        Husband: “Who gives a shit?”

    • Chris says:

      I don’t think there is any homophobia in the picture. If you assume that he chose the wrong shirt because he didn’t understand English well enough, then this is funny. If you are talking about homophobia in the comments, I think most of it is sarcastic.

  58. Jimmy Twitter says:

    LOL, too funny. Boy she is cute for a russian chick. Ididnt think there were any cute russian chicks. http://www.ultimate-anonymity.com

    • raphael says:

      In this case I must say that you don’t know Russia, there are A LOT of pretty girls there
      PS.: I’m not russian, just in case you think I’m biased by fool nationalism.

  59. Anonymous says:

    is that a cat in the picture?

  60. Chuck U Farley says:

    Anyone else notice how alike they like? They could pass as brother and sister.

  61. ummm says:

    Just to point out something, but every picture on this site with a caption on it, has been photo shopped. WHO GIVES A RATS ASS? It’s funny or not.

  62. I Write Gay Male Porn says:

    I think she’s just a proud fag hag.

    Fag hag win.

  63. Anonymous says:

    It’s obviously a joke. -.-

    Homophobes: Go to hell

  64. Zarathustra says:

    lace curtains?

  65. Shooter says:

    Does this mean that *she* is available? ‘Cuz she’s hot!

  66. Goat fucker says:

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  67. Bubba says:

    Something about his face tells me that he’s not sure what that shirt says.

  68. me myself says:

    noone realised she’s hot?

  69. l2win says:

    Perhaps what the shirt is trying to say is that the person next to him is indeed a man and not a woman. In which case; correct advertising win, successful sex-change fail?

  70. Humor says:

    They know very good the language. It´s a joke.

  71. Maricon says:

    Mariconaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  72. The Craoture says:

    <i<Nth…. now solve for N

  73. The Crapture says:

    and spelling my own name fail, too.
    bloody hell, just not my day today.

  74. jam says:

    i laughed so hard i cried XD still laughing now, LOL!

  75. Trin says:

    Fuck off. This is really a joke and not a language misunderstanding… You can see, t-shirt is for boys. The girl is simple a slash-fan! xD

    “Bloody Hell”? *_*

  76. gogy says:

    soviet 16 year ago fail

  77. De says:

    Really stupid americans…

  78. Gauldar says:

    That girl looks like she’s into fisting that guy in the ass.

  79. Danyell says:

    Maybe he really DID fuck your boyfriend.

    So…win!

  80. Anonymous says:

    I dont give a flying dump what he has on his t-shirt, his girlfriend is damn hot, which in my opinion makes him an absolute winner

  81. Helyt says:

    КАКИЕ ЖЕ ВЫ БЛЯДЬ ДОЛБОЁБЫ. fu cking crazy european bas tards. you always need someth deeply inplemented in realy clearest situation

    • That Guy says:

      Maybe you should just stick to writing in Russian, so at least one or two folks on here understand what you are saying. Your English, unfortunately, is utter shite. Quit using Babelfish…or the Internet. You decide. дурак

  82. James says:

    I’d wear that shirt anytime if it meant i get to hump that ass

  83. Bret says:

    we may say fail, but hes hitting that.

  84. adrian says:

    whatever, he’s cute. i’d hit it.

    un-fail.

  85. Schattenreiter says:

    Блять……долбаные америкосы…….не надоело смеяться над “советской россией” спустя 18 лет после ее распада? Или вы, мудилы, до сих пор думаете что у нас медведи по улицам ходят?

    I heard someone know russian here?

  86. carlos says:

    I am Mexican, and I can spell better than that.

  87. Saddam Hussein says:

    You guys all fail, myselfe included.

    Noobs

  88. Saddam Hussein says:

    STFU

  89. Mike says:

    Sucks that he decided to be gay, cuz that’s a hot chick.

  90. Mike says:

    Did my comment from half an hour ago even appear here? I can’t find it…

    Anyway, he probably just ran out of clean shirts and had to borrow hers. Or he’s gay. Which would suck (both literally and metaphorically) because that is one hot chick in the picture with him.

  91. Failboat says:

    You all fail.

  92. Richard says:

    Looks like she’s having a little joke of her own, too. She seems to be raising her right fist in the classic “Up Yours” gesture. Maybe the photographer’s in on the joke, too.

  93. Sanyi says:

    NO SOVIET UNION SINCE 1991 ( you FAIL!) XD

  94. KB says:

    YOU guys fail..

    look at the expressions!

    the girls is pointing at the i fucked your bf with one hand and giving a rude gesture with the other!!

    clearly she just fucked some other chicks bf

    just cuz ppl dont understand the gesture doesnt mean they failed.

    • Emma says:

      Yup, exactly! If she’d been showing the American middle finger instead of the European fist, there’d be no debate about the meaning of this picture.

  95. Anon says:

    i think the fist mean how the girl fucked the bf… its no a threatining gesture

  96. SickFak says:

    in SOVIET Russia? where is that? 20 years ago?

  97. RogueThree says:

    No, George.



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