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Ain’t that what you always say to your girlfriend?
Ain’t THAT what YOU always say to everyone that sais “first”?
aint that what you always say to manny?
The cow is a lie!
Portal reference win!
I am on Failblog and I’m still aliiiiive…
I’m making comments and I’m still aliiiiive…
I feel insulted but I’m still aliiiive…
When you are dying I’ll be still aliiiive…
And when you’re dead I will be still aliiive…
Still aliive…
Still alive
Portal References are done to death.
Even Zero Punctuation knows it.
Portal reference=Fail.
This comment is a lie.
This comment is a lie.
This comment is a lie.
This comment is a lie.
blatently
Spelling fail.
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Photoshopped
prove it.
The picture = photoshopped!!!!
QED.
Not photoshopped. I’ve been there. They’re currently having difficult time with business hours because they’re having trouble finding local ladies in such a small town or ladies willing to travel.
I’ve driven by it myself, it’s in a little town about 1.5 hours north east of Phoenix…and looks like many others have gone so far as to provide an adress…ya know, in case yuo’re interested.
its in payson arizona, ive driven by it multiple times, get a kick out of it everytime lol. even got a picture of it somewhere.
or rather, on the way to payson. forgot the town its actually in.
I’ve been there too on my way to payson, have a pic of it on my phone.
payson az! all the way lol
Oh, no. This one’s real! It’s in Star Valley, Arizona, just before you leave town heading east. I drove by it this afternoon.
My father has a house in the area and we were just joking about this at a neighborhood 4th of July party half an hour ago. I couldn’t believe it when I saw it on here …
The locals call it the Cow-baret.
Yep, off the 260 in Star Valley Az
Yes, it is real. I used to live on Moonlight Drive. Its on the corner of Moonlight and HWY 260. It used to be Petes Place, a bar.
Be carefull there’s a speed radar going both ways on either side of it. I have the pictures from it to prove.
actually it is titty bar just on the outskirts of payson az called sun valley. save up your gas money and take a drive.
This is real, it is payson arizona. I have driven by there a few times
FIRST!
You FAIL! as a human being, and as a brother.
sorry, iv never came first before, this is my proudest moment in my life, mainly cauze i thought i was barred!
fly me
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He who comes first loses.
first fail
If you never came as far as this in your life, isn’t your life stuck in reverse?
shitty techno fail!
emo posing as techno fail
First!
Worst!
I prefer sheep…
You baa-aad boy.
So presumably all the strippers are fat cows…
Or, more likely, it USED to be some some sort of Wild West-ranch-themed place but the strip club never got around to changing the cow on top of the sign.
maybe its both. Enjoy some dancing while you eat your steak!
We have one of those here in Denver! Diamond Cabaret doubles as a damned good steakhouse, lol.
I think I’ll file that place under “Clubs I Have No Desire To Ever Strip At.”
It used to be a feed store, actually. LOL. (As noted upthread, it’s in Star Valley, AZ.)
Huh. So, my second hypothesis was closer.
Either way, it’s so friggin’ weird.
Hahaha we always laugh at this on the way up to the Rim!!
Found another photo with a story about it here:
http://hermitgirlofthemountains.blogspot.com/2007/09/little-known-travel-destinations-in.html
I bet it’s a real cash cow!
Get out.
Its false advertisement. You come in expecting some huge udders and all you get is a bunch of porkers.
There is no cow level!
you are my favorite
I’m gonna go play some Diablo 2 now.
WIN!
It’s actually real. I’ve seen it first-hand.
Coming from small town USA, I can believe this.
Someone sells their meat market and it gets turned in to a uh…meat market.
You’re gonna see my back hand.
…maybe they just have cows that strip.
no, he’s the MC, or Moo Cow.
…the pole dancing would be a sight to see….
but I’d DEFINITELY advise you to say NO to a lap dance.
The pole becomes a giant skewer upon which a massive shish kebab is built.
First! (to say “first” while touching themselves intimately)
fly me
Don’t you mean “touching myself”?
INTELLIGENCE FAIL!
LOL PWND!
Multiple horny personalities WIN! (I think)
quit shamelessly promoting yourself.
fly me
fly me
fly me
eat me
redneck stripper bar