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first
Ain’t that what you always say to your girlfriend?
Ain’t THAT what YOU always say to everyone that sais “first”?
aint that what you always say to manny?
The cow is a lie!
Portal reference win!
I am on Failblog and I’m still aliiiiive…
I’m making comments and I’m still aliiiiive…
I feel insulted but I’m still aliiiive…
When you are dying I’ll be still aliiiive…
And when you’re dead I will be still aliiive…
Still aliive…
Still alive
Portal References are done to death.
Even Zero Punctuation knows it.
Portal reference=Fail.
This comment is a lie.
This comment is a lie.
This comment is a lie.
This comment is a lie.
blatently
Spelling fail.
i just wanted to finish your name
long live the eagles
FAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL
NEST!!!
what is sais
second
This is by my cabin i always thought it was weird
Photoshopped
prove it.
The picture = photoshopped!!!!
QED.
Not photoshopped. I’ve been there. They’re currently having difficult time with business hours because they’re having trouble finding local ladies in such a small town or ladies willing to travel.
I’ve driven by it myself, it’s in a little town about 1.5 hours north east of Phoenix…and looks like many others have gone so far as to provide an adress…ya know, in case yuo’re interested.
its in payson arizona, ive driven by it multiple times, get a kick out of it everytime lol. even got a picture of it somewhere.
or rather, on the way to payson. forgot the town its actually in.
I’ve been there too on my way to payson, have a pic of it on my phone.
It’s in Star Valley, if I remember correctly.
payson az! all the way lol
This is in a small town outside of Payson, AZ called Star Valley. I’ve seen it plenty times before
It’s actually not! lol I saw this sign when we were driving up north to go airsoft lol
Oh, no. This one’s real! It’s in Star Valley, Arizona, just before you leave town heading east. I drove by it this afternoon.
My father has a house in the area and we were just joking about this at a neighborhood 4th of July party half an hour ago. I couldn’t believe it when I saw it on here …
The locals call it the Cow-baret.
Yep, off the 260 in Star Valley Az
Yes, it is real. I used to live on Moonlight Drive. Its on the corner of Moonlight and HWY 260. It used to be Petes Place, a bar.
Be carefull there’s a speed radar going both ways on either side of it. I have the pictures from it to prove.
This is real, it is payson arizona. I have driven by there a few times
FIRST!
You FAIL! as a human being, and as a brother.
sorry, iv never came first before, this is my proudest moment in my life, mainly cauze i thought i was barred!
fly me
http://www.youtube.com/eartrash
http://www.myspace.com/eartrash808
http://www.imadickhead.com/iknow
He who comes first loses.
first fail
If you never came as far as this in your life, isn’t your life stuck in reverse?
shitty techno fail!
emo posing as techno fail
First!
Worst!
I prefer sheep…
You baa-aad boy.
So presumably all the strippers are fat cows…
Or, more likely, it USED to be some some sort of Wild West-ranch-themed place but the strip club never got around to changing the cow on top of the sign.
maybe its both. Enjoy some dancing while you eat your steak!
We have one of those here in Denver! Diamond Cabaret doubles as a damned good steakhouse, lol.
I think I’ll file that place under “Clubs I Have No Desire To Ever Strip At.”
It used to be a feed store, actually. LOL. (As noted upthread, it’s in Star Valley, AZ.)
Huh. So, my second hypothesis was closer.
Either way, it’s so friggin’ weird.
Hahaha we always laugh at this on the way up to the Rim!!
Found another photo with a story about it here:
http://hermitgirlofthemountains.blogspot.com/2007/09/little-known-travel-destinations-in.html
I bet it’s a real cash cow!
Get out.
Its false advertisement. You come in expecting some huge udders and all you get is a bunch of porkers.
There is no cow level!
you are my favorite
I’m gonna go play some Diablo 2 now.
WIN!
It’s actually real. I’ve seen it first-hand.
Coming from small town USA, I can believe this.
Someone sells their meat market and it gets turned in to a uh…meat market.
You’re gonna see my back hand.
…maybe they just have cows that strip.
no, he’s the MC, or Moo Cow.
…the pole dancing would be a sight to see….
but I’d DEFINITELY advise you to say NO to a lap dance.
The pole becomes a giant skewer upon which a massive shish kebab is built.
First! (to say “first” while touching themselves intimately)
fly me
Don’t you mean “touching myself”?
INTELLIGENCE FAIL!
LOL PWND!
Multiple horny personalities WIN! (I think)
quit shamelessly promoting yourself.
fly me
fly me
fly me
eat me
redneck stripper bar
So, what are the chances there’s more cowbell inside?
Same as the chances of me having a fever.
so, pretty good then right?
Precisely.
LAST!
I could go for an anus burger after that.
Yeah, this is SO not photoshopped….(just in case people were wondering). This is located in Payson, AZ. I drove by it last weekend….
YES! I knew it! The first thing I said when I saw this was “Thats gotta be in Northern AZ somewhere. I’m sure I’ve seen that.” Oh AZ, you never fail to be classy.
they should have that sign at the desert flame out here. it wouldnt be false advertising lol
Oh, god, the Desert Flame! You just know that a strip club that is just west of Apache Junction is going to be full of classy strippers.
Tauren strip club?
Seductive cow WIN.
Wow, they have some interesting tastes out there in Phoenix (602 area code)…
That’s what happens to your brain after 6 months of 110 degree heat year after year.
Phoenix = not the “Valley of the sun”, more like the “Surface of the sun” (with thanks to Randi Rhodes)
Sure gives new meaning to the phrase “strip steak”…
FTW!
I especially like how the little red star from the other sign is positioned so that it looks like it’s censoring the cow’s ass, the same way that they use little stars to cover up the naughty bits of the ladies in sexy adverts.
Bestialitist’s WIN (though not for me)
Area Code 602?
Holy shit that’s close to where I live!
moulin rouge for cows
LOL, I bet they got some real moo cows working there. Its probably where all the washed up dancers go to work! LOL http://www.Privacy-center.net
i love naked cows….
by that i mean steak.
http://www.flickr.com/search/?ss=2&ct=6&w=all&q=adult+cabaret+cow&m=text
Payson, AZ. Pete’s Place: Topless Cabaret. The steaks are great.
So are the milkshakes.
So are the Fail Cow-Girl Mutants
Yeah, Star Valley!
Passing by this on my trip to Pine Top was both a surprise and a treat.
I’m proud to say that this Fail comes from AZ
It is real. I used to live down the street from it. Its in a small developement called Star Valley. It’s 2 miles east of Payson, Az on Hwy 260. Payson is 1.5 hours North of Phoenix by taking Hwy 87.
Pete’s Place is a titty bar, and the girls are decent. Not as good as Chrisies or anything like that, but theyre alright.
The left the bull on the sign because its part of the buildings history. It’s been there for years!
I do admit that having a bull on a sign at a titty bar is a bit odd, but it’s a such a small town and most people there don’t even care, they just want to see some titties and get drunk! LOL
I’ve seen this! It’s near where I live! *Feels special because this is the second failsign he’s seen*
If you look really close at the middle of the cow you can see someone has shot it with an arrow.
dude, i am laughing hysterically because the minute i saw this i knew where it was! fricken star valley, az close to payson, az. i used to drive by this every weekend on my way to show-low… hilarious!
Heh, I guess if Mexicans can have donkey shows…
cow fetish win
its not photoshoped!!!! i like near it its in Az
srry live*
Holy cow !!! i live right next to that place!! stupid cow…its been there forever.
Mom?
Yup, I go past that place every time i go to my cabin in the Ellison Creek Estates.
Though, I’ve always found the funniest thing to be that it is directly across the street from the church.
Go see some titties, then go repent afterwards.
thats in arizona drive past to go fishing
Tons of fun?
That’s on the way up to Payson in AZ! I see that everytime I go, and laugh histerically
I drive past that everytime I go camping
125th!!
the poor cow has a few more arrows in it now…and sadly, some of the women that work there could take the place of the cow on the sign! this is probably my favorite “landmark” on my drive!
that was epic.
As in “epic fail?”
I wholeheartedly agree.
Shut up, George.