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First!
Fail. Just fail.
It doesn’t matter if you’re first. All anyone cares about is your blatant and persistent admissions that you like to kidnap small boys, take them back to your lair and bugger them until limp.
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that was supposed to be a ascii art fish,
ascii art fail
FAILOL
This fail was better than the video
Glad i could make your day
I re-iterate Failblog’s need to replace “First” with “I have a small penis.”
Or maybe “I have herpes.”
Any other ideas? Floor’s open…
I think they should put a filter on the system:
IF (number_comments = 0 AND (input = “first” OR “1st”)) THEN input = “I rape small boys”
ELSE IF (number_comments == 1 AND (input = “first” OR “1st”)) THEN input = “I want to rape small boys but I keep coming too late”
sounds like a great idea!
I second that
I first that.
Just kidding.
fark.com dates your post two days later and just says “boobies.” that works.
you forgot the == three times
not all languages use the double equasion
It’s supposed to be more algorithmic than one particular language. If anything I just typed = twice.
I keep coming too late/
Heh.. I see what you did there :))
Wow. You must be like smart or something.
nice
You just proved to everyone you are a computer nerd. (not saying that’s good or bad…just stating it)
I think it doesn’t really matter that much. Its a word. I read it. I move on.
I lose .1 second of my life. Obviously my time is not worth that much anyway, because here I am commenting to you people on this site.
i have atomatically trained myself to skipp over the first two post. i didnt even know there was a first post
Why do people care if some people post “first”? It’s really, really not important! And not worth getting upset about!
fist
i think that is at the UW campus. i recognize the track. i love how he doesnt get up at all!!
noob
That had to hurt the marblesack…
I’d just like to say that Daan rapes small boys.
That is all.
Daan rapes small sheep. Baa….
Wow, that looked painful…
He stays down and nobody looks like they care ?)
they dont care because a race is on and the judge walks over once the others have walked past
“oh boy, oh boy, i’m gonna run through the finish tape first and win the ra..”
WHAM
no more babies.
That’s sport, but they act like it’s war… and that’s the same in almost all competitions (ask triathlets or rugbymen for example…)
Why would they care? Race going on, son.
As for Daan and every other first poster on the planet, I hope a inordinately large turtle stomps on your nuts.
LOL
just wouldn’t be the same if the turtle were just ordinantely large
TWICE!
where them nuts at?
It’s STAWMPIN TIME!
Man, that gotta hurt big time!
Let’s try something different…
Last!
FAIL.
Wow you’re new here….or really funny
Most recent
Ouch. He stays down so thoroughly, did he knock himself out?? It’s not like he’s doing a duck-and-cover because other people are running by… arms down…
You can see as he falls down he rolls over with his hands over his nuts so he’s laying face down holding them.
Nah, i think it’s where the pain is at. Full weight against a straight leg. Weekest point is the hip here i reckon
It was so obvious this would happen… Yeah!
Pain WIN
He was in the lead too
Last!
Fail
LOL looks like a massive injury!!!! LOL he’s in the lead and about to leap over the bar. And Epic fail. He forgets to jump!
real first!
rabies
Aspirin WIN!
Preantepenultimate?
LERN AMERICAN MORAN!
What language would that be, last time I checked the majority of American countries speak Spanish.
America IS a country.
Geography FAIL
“The United States of America” is a country. America is a continent.
You FAIL.
Actually, United States of America is a country. America is a continent. So geography win, reply fail.
actually NORTH america is a continent, not “america”.. and Texas is a country all its own
Acctually only in North America is it North America. Most other countries teach less continents with the Americas as just one. also eurasia.
actually, from wikipedia- “North America and South America are now treated as separate continents in much of Western Europe, India, China, and most native English-speaking countries, such as the United States, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand[citation needed]. Furthermore, the concept of two American continents is prevalent in much of Asia. However, in earlier times they were viewed as a single continent known as America or, to avoid ambiguity with the United States of America, as the Americas. However, the plurality of this last term suggests that even in these “earlier times” some considered the New World (the Americas) as two separate continents. North and South America are viewed as a single continent, one of six in total, in some parts of Europe, and much of Latin America[citation needed].”
artard
wikipedia is usualy fail though right? i mean i am not allowed to cite it in my essays, so why are you able to use it in a flame war? :S
Wikipedia is God.
Teachers are the Fail.
Quoting Wikipedia as fact = FAIL. I could change the entry right now, would it still be fact?
Reference fail, common sense fail, interest in the truth fail, ,
sorry for the artard, that was mean
and you were partially right
That little patch of land? You better hope MY state doesn’t get divided
in half, else your little TEX-ASS will be the THIRD biggest state.