Thx ardastor
Popular FAIL Videos
-
Recent Failures in Communications
Anomynouse on Failbook: Dustin Checks I… Andreas Drechsler on Parenting Fails: Oh Grandparen… Peterschnecke on Parenting Fails: Oh Grandparen… дрехи онлайн on School of Fail: We’re Go… Andreas Drechsler on Parenting Fails: Oh Grandparen… P. Belanger on Poorly Dressed: Screw You Guys… ich on Parenting Fails: Oh Grandparen… Maxx on School of Fail: Method Ac… lollilol on Dating Fails: It’s Like … lollilol on WIN!: Mario Converse WIN 
Cheezburger Company Blog
First!
Fail. Just fail.
So i take it he came last or did they just put a DNF next to his name?
It doesn’t matter if you’re first. All anyone cares about is your blatant and persistent admissions that you like to kidnap small boys, take them back to your lair and bugger them until limp.
<
that was supposed to be a ascii art fish,
ascii art fail
FAILOL
This fail was better than the video
Glad i could make your day
IM ALLWAYS 1ST FOO
ur also the last foo
I re-iterate Failblog’s need to replace “First” with “I have a small penis.”
Or maybe “I have herpes.”
Any other ideas? Floor’s open…
I think they should put a filter on the system:
IF (number_comments = 0 AND (input = “first” OR “1st”)) THEN input = “I rape small boys”
ELSE IF (number_comments == 1 AND (input = “first” OR “1st”)) THEN input = “I want to rape small boys but I keep coming too late”
sounds like a great idea!
I second that
I first that.
Just kidding.
you forgot the == three times
not all languages use the double equasion
It’s supposed to be more algorithmic than one particular language. If anything I just typed = twice.
nice
You just proved to everyone you are a computer nerd. (not saying that’s good or bad…just stating it)
Wow. You must be like smart or something.
nice c++ btw
I think it doesn’t really matter that much. Its a word. I read it. I move on.
I lose .1 second of my life. Obviously my time is not worth that much anyway, because here I am commenting to you people on this site.
i have atomatically trained myself to skipp over the first two post. i didnt even know there was a first post
Why do people care if some people post “first”? It’s really, really not important! And not worth getting upset about!
fist
i think that is at the UW campus. i recognize the track. i love how he doesnt get up at all!!
its at Nathan Hale high school
noob
That had to hurt the marblesack…
I’d just like to say that Daan rapes small boys.
That is all.
Daan rapes small sheep. Baa….
Wow, that looked painful…
He stays down and nobody looks like they care ?)
they dont care because a race is on and the judge walks over once the others have walked past
“oh boy, oh boy, i’m gonna run through the finish tape first and win the ra..”
WHAM
no more babies.
That’s sport, but they act like it’s war… and that’s the same in almost all competitions (ask triathlets or rugbymen for example…)
Why would they care? Race going on, son.
As for Daan and every other first poster on the planet, I hope a inordinately large turtle stomps on your nuts.
LOL
just wouldn’t be the same if the turtle were just ordinantely large
TWICE!
where them nuts at?
It’s STAWMPIN TIME!
Man, that gotta hurt big time!
Let’s try something different…
Last!
FAIL.
Wow you’re new here….or really funny
Most recent
Ouch. He stays down so thoroughly, did he knock himself out?? It’s not like he’s doing a duck-and-cover because other people are running by… arms down…
You can see as he falls down he rolls over with his hands over his nuts so he’s laying face down holding them.
Nah, i think it’s where the pain is at. Full weight against a straight leg. Weekest point is the hip here i reckon
Ok he slammed his thigh into it, and hit his head on the steeple, he was unconscious, I am not guessing, i know
You obviously don’t know cuz he def was not unconscious idiot
I was there I know, he was unconscious, he grabbed his nuts as a reflex, in case you don’t know what those are, it means that once the pain signal hit the spinal cord, the signal to defend said area was sent to his arms, he came to after a couple dozen seconds but he was out. Also don’t see why you are so hostile here…
It was so obvious this would happen… Yeah!
Pain WIN
He was in the lead too
Last!
Fail
LOL looks like a massive injury!!!! LOL he’s in the lead and about to leap over the bar. And Epic fail. He forgets to jump!
real first!
rabies
Aspirin WIN!
Preantepenultimate?
LERN AMERICAN MORAN!
What language would that be, last time I checked the majority of American countries speak Spanish.
America IS a country.
Geography FAIL
“The United States of America” is a country. America is a continent.
You FAIL.
Actually, United States of America is a country. America is a continent. So geography win, reply fail.
actually NORTH america is a continent, not “america”.. and Texas is a country all its own
Acctually only in North America is it North America. Most other countries teach less continents with the Americas as just one. also eurasia.
actually, from wikipedia- “North America and South America are now treated as separate continents in much of Western Europe, India, China, and most native English-speaking countries, such as the United States, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand[citation needed]. Furthermore, the concept of two American continents is prevalent in much of Asia. However, in earlier times they were viewed as a single continent known as America or, to avoid ambiguity with the United States of America, as the Americas. However, the plurality of this last term suggests that even in these “earlier times” some considered the New World (the Americas) as two separate continents. North and South America are viewed as a single continent, one of six in total, in some parts of Europe, and much of Latin America[citation needed].”
artard
wikipedia is usualy fail though right? i mean i am not allowed to cite it in my essays, so why are you able to use it in a flame war? :S
Wikipedia is God.
Teachers are the Fail.
Quoting Wikipedia as fact = FAIL. I could change the entry right now, would it still be fact?
Reference fail, common sense fail, interest in the truth fail, ,
sorry for the artard, that was mean
and you were partially right
That little patch of land? You better hope MY state doesn’t get divided
in half, else your little TEX-ASS will be the THIRD biggest state.
and then it would have, what, 20 people in it?
Alaska=wilderness Fail
Does anyone on the internet know what a joke is?
Anything said or done to make people laugh. Hope this helps.
lol
Sense of humor FAIL
c’mon, it was a statement about the “word”, usimg the “MORAN” guy mentality, plus a nice little jab at nationalists.
Language identification fail. It’s an English word.
(see above)
Sorry Halcyon. Sarcasm went out of style on the internet a few years ago.
indead
Like in-dead?
What’s that supposed to mean?
Unlike your mom…..(I know mom jokes are out of style too)
Yeah – and I found it hilarious…
you fail, that’s totally american u n00b
Fancy Ordinal Proclamation WIN!
think he tripped a little bit, wet gras maybe?
You can see his foot slide on the grass right before he hits.
At the same time, the way his leg is coming up, he thinks he’s going to be able to treat this like a regular track hurdle. The other guys actually treat it like something they can’t just swing their leg over.
it was a wet steeple, the girls got it soaked the race prior
I think there’s a lesson to be learned here. He was first.
win
awesome comment
AHAHAAH I ALMOST DIED READING THIS COMMENT
Nice,
Epic win comment
Finally a comment void of retardation!
Best Comment Ever!
Slow and steady wins the race… that’s what you’re old momma used to say…
Why did they make the finish line out of wood? What crazy cruel country is this?!
Fail. It’s a hurdle.
Fail, it’s a joke.
Understanding Sarcasm Fail…
Placement fail
ROFL, deduction fail
somebody fell into the Sarchasm
ooooh, never heard that one before…i shall store it away in the smarmy comments bank
the word smarmy makes me think of an army of oompa loompas. they would sing and wisdom-drop your ass to DEATH!
Fail, that is a steeple
First !!!
Horse surviving the beating fail
More jealousy plx!1eleven
That is Videoshopped
I know.
I’m the one who videoshopped it.
i’m a video graphic designer and that video does indeed look shopped.
Funny
Well I’m a gynaecologist and it looks like you’re just a massive twat
You’re not really, you know I love everyone on failblog. Except Daan.
I find that to be a funny comment, because this aint shopped at all
Ouch!
Ouch!
And the last guy lost his shoe in the water LOL
I didn’t even notice that. Thieving water!
death to the thieving water
Last!
Fail
Win!
‘We’re sorry, this video is no longer available’ FAIL
What kind of race is this? They run off the track and jump over a hurdle into a puddle of water? I think they failed at race design.
Title Reading FAIL
I thought steeplechase was just for horses. My mistake. Regardless, it still looks like a silly race (in my opinion).
recovery FAIL
i like more the photo fails, their more immediate
homophone fail.
homophail
Empathy fail on behalf of the crowd?
This is what we’re reduced to? Failblog has become the evil clone of America’s Funniest Home Videos? What’s next, Dog On Fire Fail? Kid Kicks Dad In Balls Fail? Skateboarder Slips And Lands Crotch-First On Railing Fail? Wait, we already went there…
Complaint fail. . lol
*snort*
pig
No, this guy’s right…
That is funny…it just gets ruined by bob saget’s voice
Oh, I see the problem – he tried to clear it in one jump, eh?
That second place guy is pretty impressive, actually.
Replay the video at the second of impact to appreciate it more fully
The guy in second must have tripped him over
first=fail
second=win
Video fail, the video doesn’t work anmore.
jk, it works on this page :S!
I assume Iain was the leading guy. Deserved
OMG PHOTOSHOPPED!
Holy hell I know some of those people.
Last!
(joking)
I just thought i would mention i was actually at this, it was not at a UW campus it was in the area though….
Yay!..Go Ian!!
that crowd reaction is the best
hilarious, this is a prize winning fail.
100% FAIL!!
Likely someone drifting over from the lolcat side of the force. It’s a specific dialect, you see, that is specially crafted to be almost impossible to read without concentration and effort, such that the meaningless, absurdity, and banality of the comment itself is hidden from view until it is too late for the reader to reclaim his or her valuable lost time.
Just like this comment.
I found you comment to be worth spending the time
Haha How witty.
got ‘em
HAHAHAHAHA comment win