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  1. Kris says:

    “My wife said to wash the car, and come hell or high water I’ll was the damn car!”

  2. Patrik says:

    Hahaha, that’s so awesome. clean enough for ya?

  3. Stein says:

    Its worst car in the world – russian lada.

  4. Bob says:

    Earth-friendly car wash!

  5. evil latte says:

    well u know… u need to rinse off that rain water..

  6. knownothing guy says:

    it makes car washing easier actually

  7. Relatable says:

    I actually washed my car outside in the rain last night, and had to use a hose – I use softscrub to get my rims nice and shiny, but the rain wasn’t falling hard enough to properly wash it off as I had hoped, so I had to use the hose in the rain (but only for the rims). Now they look BEAUTIFUL!

    • Chris says:

      I drove my car in the rain once. It got wet!

    • evil latte says:

      you know they are just gonna get filthy from driving around again so what is the point of washing them? besides its just a car there is no need to waste money on special scrubs, wax and other pointless accessories. but I guess SOME people feel they need the status symbol of a big shiny car and they feel the need to make their toys look bigger and better than all the other kids’ toys…people are seriously sad when it comes to material possessions…

      • Jess says:

        Actually, mr evil dude-ster… you should wash your car because it’s an INVESTMENT. Something that you hope will last for a while unless you’re rich enough to afford another the second it’s gone. Certain washes, waxes, scrubs, and other materials like Armorall DO help make it last longer in that it doesn’t rust and actually works for a while.

        >_> Jast my 2 cents :D

        • Petit Merdeux says:

          Well, a car is a very BAD investment, but you still want to keep its resale value as high as possible.

          I suppose Ms. Latte doesn’t take showers either. She’s just going to get stinky again!

      • Kid Choronsom says:

        Actually posting honest opinions on failblog to make people think the handle “evil latte” is cool makes you even sadder….but I guess SOME people feel they need to be confirmed by others on the internet.

      • bored says:

        Male fail!!!

        Whats up can you only afford a bus ticket? I know whats happened here. You were at the bus stop today and someone in a nice car splashed you didn’t they?! Thats right you tell the world, there gunna listen!

      • Hey-nonny-nonny-mous says:

        You mean like the way you like to polish your cock and compare it with the little boys’ ones?

      • dolt says:

        i use fairy liquid to wash my car and i only bother to wash it when i get salt water on it so it dosn’t rust a hole in my car

      • 3rd Chromosome says:

        Broad overreaching generalization borne of envy WIN!

    • durr says:

      using softscrub to get nice shiny rims is also illegal in 12 states and 4 countries

      • MettanAtem says:

        Saying things are illegal in 12 states and 4 countries is illegal in 12 countries and 4 states! XD

    • ducksliketoswim says:

      I always softscrub my rims.

    • ducksliketoswim says:

      And often I hose my rusty holes.

  8. spleen says:

    Maybe he’s rinsing acid-rain off so his nice paint job won’t get ruined.

  9. Chris says:

    what? I think his arms are doing fine. The hose is probably not that heavy.

  10. nintendogs says:

    maybe someone wrote fail on the back of his car and the regular rain water can’t wash it off.
    so he had to get the hose.

  11. ArtVandalay says:

    Precipitation OWNAGE!

  12. Humility says:

    -Where’s our sexy blond model with here tiny white top?!
    -Sir, she called in sick today, sorry.
    -Daaaamn…

  13. Sympathetic says:

    Care Care Dedication WIN

  14. Anonymous says:

    The hose looks like it’s been photoshopped in.

  15. Rich says:

    Maybe the rain wasn’t getting the blood off the car fast enough………

  16. wato says:

    Maybe it was some other bodily fluid rather than blood. After all it’s obviously a dirty, dirty car

  17. ProjectTORN says:

    Ha. My next door neighbr does this all the time.
    And in the dead of night. >_>

    Git.

    • Dee says:

      Get a photo of it, I’m sure it will be better than most of the fail photos that make it on here.

  18. brmbug says:

    The only thing that makes a lick of sense is maybe the car was egged, and he’s washing the remnants off. I’ve been egged in the rain before, and those were some determined little turds to do that at that time. I still had to go home and wash goo off.

    • Hey-nonny-nonny-mous says:

      You know, if you swap the word “egged” for the word “spermed”, I think that’s probably what you really meant, isn’t it?

  19. Pescador_Gama says:

    hurry dude! clean all that dirty rain water! D=

    • Kid Choronsom says:

      Are you Spanish or something…or do you have any other excuse for being booring?

      • Matze says:

        How is it to be booring?

        • Anonymous says:

          Flash – a-ah – saviour of the universe
          Flash – a-ah – he’ll save everyone of us
          Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
          Flash – a-ah – he’s a miracle
          Flash – a-ah – king of the impossible

          He’s for everyone of us
          Stand for everyone of us
          He’ll save with a mighty hand
          Every man every woman
          Every child – with a mighty flash

          Flash – a-ah
          Flash – a-ah – he’ll save everyone of us

          Just a man
          With a man’s courage
          He knows nothing but a man
          But he can never fail
          No one but the pure in heart
          May find the golden grail
          Oh oh – oh oh
          Flash

          • dolt says:

            yay!!! go Flash Gordon!

            you know i don’t think i’ve ever seen the middle of that film i’ve seen the begining a couple of times and i’ve seen the end loads but not the middle

  20. personn5 says:

    he could just be spraying off something thats stuck on it, that won’t come off in the rain.

  21. John Jones says:

    Duh, Duh Duh, do you think he knows its raining?

    Jams
    http://www.FireMe.To/udi

    • Anonymous says:

      Duh, Duh Duh, do you think he knows there are 146 comments on a picture of him that he may or may not know is circulating the internet?

  22. Memec says:

    Hei !! Who put my picture here!!! That rain is unreal..it’s magically photoshopped :D

  23. Shinji says:

    Somehow i think this Picture is win. Anyone can wash his car on a sunny day :)

  24. Lk says:

    Q.I. FAIL

  25. minishaw says:

    wow one i subbmited got on the main page

  26. a says:

    FWIW
    It is not correct to use the word “epic” in that picture.

  27. Homsar says:

    I was raised by a cup of coffee

  28. snuf says:

    100th!!

  29. Homsar says:

    Weeerghhweeeerghhhhweeeerghhh!

  30. Tero says:

    One hundred and first!

  31. asdf says:

    fake…rain effect lyk that is easy to do in photoshop :) )

  32. LaStMaN says:

    ThIs Is A fAkE, lOok….HiS hAiR iS nOt WeT

    LaSt….BtW

    • Mr. Zoom says:

      Last post fail

    • Anonymous says:

      Yeah his hair IS wet. It’s called the rain matted it to his head.

      What is it with you “photoshop” people? Is everything in the world so fake to you that everything else, that IS real, must be photoshopped?

      Last time I went out in the rain my hair got drenched and stuck to my head just like it’s doing to this guy.

      If you think it’s photoshopped then go find the real picture and then prove it to me.

      • Anonymous says:

        How can this be real?!
        He’s not:
        - Capturing a flag
        - Killing zombies with his 2-5 damage club
        - Shooting a gun at other players

    • froobles says:

      Why do 10 year olds always type like that?

    • minishaw says:

      shift learn to use it right

      • I like oxygen says:

        Nah, he probably just spilled his apple juice on the keyboard of his daddy’s laptop. Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s been grounded.

  33. Anonymous says:

    Why doesn’t anyone bother that it says “YOU failed…” on the pic??? o.O

    • Anonymous says:

      That’s easy. It’s there just so when you post it about someone who fails/failed as hard as that guy. No editing needed.

  34. Talakyo says:

    I would and have done this before, just I used a towel though xD

  35. Anonymous says:

    Lada station wagon ownership – FAIL!

    • I like oxygen says:

      And THIS, fellow failblog followers/failzombies, is what we call a comment fail. Note the combination of all caps and lack of anything interesting to add. Would it have killed you to at least grace us with a complete sentance?

  36. Johnny Down says:

    Everyone who washes teir car, knows that the best weather to wash it, is when it rains. You get the best result. So to the one who posted that picture: YOU fail !!

  37. Aex says:

    Perhaps the rain wasn’t powerful enough to remove the more stubborn dirt patches.

  38. Cayden says:

    Does this type of behaviour only make sense in england?

  39. Me says:

    maybe for someone its rather hard to understand, but there is no rain. it’s just a dirty window)

  40. Selsa Squirrel says:

    Persistance.

  41. Cherry says:

    *plays superhero music* It’s Fail Man! Come to fail the day! And wash your car in the rain! In Russia!!!

  42. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok says:

    w t f l o l

  43. Herder of Hypocrites says:

    *Sigh* ANOTHER shooped “fail”. Please…

  44. Seth says:

    Oh, Mr. President, I can understand you needing to get back on the Columbian nose candy. It’s probably the only thing that can possibly make you feel good about yourself these days. But really, do you need to pretend to be the Democratic nominee? Everyone knows that YOU are the fellow who loves cocaine, and Obama has never done any. You aren’t fooling anyone.
    And continually reloading failblog.org to see if you are featured yet again is just pathetic.

  45. Chris says:

    Dad?

  46. snailsoup3 says:

    i’d even suck ur dick for some cocain.
    oh that was manace to society..

  47. hello says:

    this fail is very nicely framed. fail WIN

  48. jamesthedragonslayer says:

    mom?

  49. Dee says:

    Come back fail

  50. dr.photoshop says:

    sorry, i left my comeback in your mom’s mouth.

  51. Fork Ewe says:

    mooseballs + rooter

    hilarious gay spat WIN

  52. bored says:

    There’s an ancient Chinese proverb thats states:

    Your Mum’s your dad,
    Your Dad’s your mum,
    You’re interbred,
    You f**king scum!

    Lovely don’t you think?

  53. Hey-nonny-nonny-mous says:

    ‘Cock’ probably flags something up and it takes a while to be published…

    Just wait a while and it’ll probably pop up sooner or later.

    Incidentally, that last bit is what she said.

  54. Anonymous says:

    I also have a microscopic chicken between my legs that I use to wash cars.

  55. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    compound word fail

  56. Actual Obama quote says:

    from his book: “”Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it.”

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/02/AR2007010201359_pf.html

    Sorry, but Obama did coke and has candidly admitted so. What is unclear is whether he sold to friends. He says he didn’t, but there are claims he did.

  57. generic name says:

    comeback WIN!!!



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