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Thx minishaw from tw
No need to rinse WIN
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Dad?
Nice
You came in posting with and ordinal number lower than anyone else, yet you were able to refrain from mentioning it…..HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?! Do you have some kind of mental super power that makes you immune to the desire to tell people you are first?
i believe it is known as self respect and lack of desire to be a publicly announced pathetic loser.
also known as common sense.
Also, you’re probably older than 12. That tends to help.
rofl
“My wife said to wash the car, and come hell or high water I’ll was the damn car!”
How can someone was a car?
I think he ment wasH …
typo fail…
Actually, that’s a typo WIN.
A typo is a mistype, and he made a mistype. Therefore, it’s a typo win.
I made sure that I made typo fails in this comment by not having any typos.
I hope.
Sorry about that. Let me just go edit my comment to fix that typo. Oh wait, I can’t. How about you give it a rest, then?
you give it a rest, dickwad!
resting dickwads is illegal in at least 12 states and 4 countries
Depends where you rest them.
You’re allowed to rest them in West Virginia and in Arkansas, as long as you’re related.
uhj
BA DUM CRASH
Hahaha, that’s so awesome. clean enough for ya?
Its worst car in the world - russian lada.
he should wash the silver one, the Subaru Impreza!
In Russia, car washes you.
In car, you wash Russia.
In you, car washes Russia.
In wash, Russia cars you.
, wash in russia you car
suck my balls i win, pork swords
Seriously ROFL! Till I had a coughing fit.
Seriously ROFL! Till I had a coughing fit.
Goddamit single comment fail again.
In Russia, balls suck you
Arte Johnson/Yakov Smirnoff comment chain win!
In you, car Russias wash.
Earth-friendly car wash!
well u know… u need to rinse off that rain water..
it makes car washing easier actually
and slightly more pointless
rain wont take the dust or mud or whatever off by itself.
unless its a storm. then yes.
I actually washed my car outside in the rain last night, and had to use a hose - I use softscrub to get my rims nice and shiny, but the rain wasn’t falling hard enough to properly wash it off as I had hoped, so I had to use the hose in the rain (but only for the rims). Now they look BEAUTIFUL!
I drove my car in the rain once. It got wet!
Logic WIN!
I drove my wash in the car once. It got dry!
This comment made me LOL xD
Lol me too.
It made me fall off my chair laughing so hard I hit my ass on the ground.
‘lol.’
you know they are just gonna get filthy from driving around again so what is the point of washing them? besides its just a car there is no need to waste money on special scrubs, wax and other pointless accessories. but I guess SOME people feel they need the status symbol of a big shiny car and they feel the need to make their toys look bigger and better than all the other kids’ toys…people are seriously sad when it comes to material possessions…
Actually, mr evil dude-ster… you should wash your car because it’s an INVESTMENT. Something that you hope will last for a while unless you’re rich enough to afford another the second it’s gone. Certain washes, waxes, scrubs, and other materials like Armorall DO help make it last longer in that it doesn’t rust and actually works for a while.
>_> Jast my 2 cents
Well, a car is a very BAD investment, but you still want to keep its resale value as high as possible.
I suppose Ms. Latte doesn’t take showers either. She’s just going to get stinky again!
I guess she doesn’t eat, sleep, drink, or breathe, either. She’s just going to get hungry/tired/thirsty/short of breathe again!
Sorry, Breath.
>.<
Actually posting honest opinions on failblog to make people think the handle “evil latte” is cool makes you even sadder….but I guess SOME people feel they need to be confirmed by others on the internet.
Male fail!!!
Whats up can you only afford a bus ticket? I know whats happened here. You were at the bus stop today and someone in a nice car splashed you didn’t they?! Thats right you tell the world, there gunna listen!
You mean like the way you like to polish your cock and compare it with the little boys’ ones?
I always win that one!
i use fairy liquid to wash my car and i only bother to wash it when i get salt water on it so it dosn’t rust a hole in my car
Broad overreaching generalization borne of envy WIN!
using softscrub to get nice shiny rims is also illegal in 12 states and 4 countries
Saying things are illegal in 12 states and 4 countries is illegal in 12 countries and 4 states! XD
I always softscrub my rims.
And often I hose my rusty holes.
Maybe he’s rinsing acid-rain off so his nice paint job won’t get ruined.
i shudder to think of how his arms are doing… : P
what? I think his arms are doing fine. The hose is probably not that heavy.
humor AND post order fail. Well done, sir.
I wasn’t trying to be funny. I am genuinely confused by aaaaanon’s comment.
I did however fail at the post order fail. Good eye!!
Double negative fail.
PS: the arms comment was about the acid rain. I.e. if that was acid rain, wouldn’t his arms be melting?
Gah I feel so stupid actually explaining that.
Acid rain has a very low acidity. It might irritate the skin, but not cause lasting harm. However, left on the paint it can cause serious damage to the appearance of the paint, requiring that the car be repainted, which can be very expensive.
Humor fail, pedantry win!
Nerd
OMG my poor car-skin… I am afraid that my car will get sunburnt now.
I love you.