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Dad?
Nice
You came in posting with and ordinal number lower than anyone else, yet you were able to refrain from mentioning it…..HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?! Do you have some kind of mental super power that makes you immune to the desire to tell people you are first?
i believe it is known as self respect and lack of desire to be a publicly announced pathetic loser.
also known as common sense.
Also, you’re probably older than 12. That tends to help.
FEAR ME! I AM FROM TEH FUTURE! I IS NO LONGER 14, BUT… oh wait… crap, July 4th is past my b-day…
*WINSTON! BACK TO THE TIMED-OUT MACHINE OF DOOOOOOOOM!*
rofl
yes indeed its 3P1C FAIL GUY!!
EPIC FAIL!
“My wife said to wash the car, and come hell or high water I’ll was the damn car!”
How can someone was a car?
I think he ment wasH …
typo fail…
Actually, that’s a typo WIN.
A typo is a mistype, and he made a mistype. Therefore, it’s a typo win.
I made sure that I made typo fails in this comment by not having any typos.
I hope.
fail fail
Sorry about that. Let me just go edit my comment to fix that typo. Oh wait, I can’t. How about you give it a rest, then?
you give it a rest, dickwad!
resting dickwads is illegal in at least 12 states and 4 countries
Depends where you rest them.
You’re allowed to rest them in West Virginia and in Arkansas, as long as you’re related.
uhj
BA DUM CRASH
Hahaha, that’s so awesome. clean enough for ya?
Its worst car in the world – russian lada.
he should wash the silver one, the Subaru Impreza!
In Russia, car washes you.
In car, you wash Russia.
In you, car washes Russia.
In wash, Russia cars you.
, wash in russia you car
suck my balls i win, pork swords
Seriously ROFL! Till I had a coughing fit.
Seriously ROFL! Till I had a coughing fit.
Goddamit single comment fail again.
In Russia, balls suck you
DO NOT WANT!!!!!1!!!!11!!!!
Arte Johnson/Yakov Smirnoff comment chain win!
In you, car Russias wash.
Earth-friendly car wash!
well u know… u need to rinse off that rain water..
it makes car washing easier actually
and slightly more pointless
rain wont take the dust or mud or whatever off by itself.
unless its a storm. then yes.
I actually washed my car outside in the rain last night, and had to use a hose – I use softscrub to get my rims nice and shiny, but the rain wasn’t falling hard enough to properly wash it off as I had hoped, so I had to use the hose in the rain (but only for the rims). Now they look BEAUTIFUL!
I drove my car in the rain once. It got wet!
Logic WIN!
I drove my wash in the car once. It got dry!
This comment made me LOL xD
Lol me too.
It made me fall off my chair laughing so hard I hit my ass on the ground.
‘lol.’
you know they are just gonna get filthy from driving around again so what is the point of washing them? besides its just a car there is no need to waste money on special scrubs, wax and other pointless accessories. but I guess SOME people feel they need the status symbol of a big shiny car and they feel the need to make their toys look bigger and better than all the other kids’ toys…people are seriously sad when it comes to material possessions…
Actually, mr evil dude-ster… you should wash your car because it’s an INVESTMENT. Something that you hope will last for a while unless you’re rich enough to afford another the second it’s gone. Certain washes, waxes, scrubs, and other materials like Armorall DO help make it last longer in that it doesn’t rust and actually works for a while.
>_> Jast my 2 cents
Well, a car is a very BAD investment, but you still want to keep its resale value as high as possible.
I suppose Ms. Latte doesn’t take showers either. She’s just going to get stinky again!
I guess she doesn’t eat, sleep, drink, or breathe, either. She’s just going to get hungry/tired/thirsty/short of breathe again!
Sorry, Breath.
>.<
Actually posting honest opinions on failblog to make people think the handle “evil latte” is cool makes you even sadder….but I guess SOME people feel they need to be confirmed by others on the internet.
Male fail!!!
Whats up can you only afford a bus ticket? I know whats happened here. You were at the bus stop today and someone in a nice car splashed you didn’t they?! Thats right you tell the world, there gunna listen!
You mean like the way you like to polish your cock and compare it with the little boys’ ones?
I always win that one!
i use fairy liquid to wash my car and i only bother to wash it when i get salt water on it so it dosn’t rust a hole in my car
Broad overreaching generalization borne of envy WIN!
using softscrub to get nice shiny rims is also illegal in 12 states and 4 countries
Saying things are illegal in 12 states and 4 countries is illegal in 12 countries and 4 states! XD
I always softscrub my rims.
And often I hose my rusty holes.
eww
Maybe he’s rinsing acid-rain off so his nice paint job won’t get ruined.
i shudder to think of how his arms are doing… : P
Yeowch, that must hurt……
“Ow ow! My arms are burning!”
Acid Rain Win.
what? I think his arms are doing fine. The hose is probably not that heavy.
humor AND post order fail. Well done, sir.
I wasn’t trying to be funny. I am genuinely confused by aaaaanon’s comment.
I did however fail at the post order fail. Good eye!!
Double negative fail.
PS: the arms comment was about the acid rain. I.e. if that was acid rain, wouldn’t his arms be melting?
Gah I feel so stupid actually explaining that.
Acid rain has a very low acidity. It might irritate the skin, but not cause lasting harm. However, left on the paint it can cause serious damage to the appearance of the paint, requiring that the car be repainted, which can be very expensive.
Humor fail, pedantry win!
Nerd
OMG my poor car-skin… I am afraid that my car will get sunburnt now.
I love you.
not as heavy as my hose, at least
maybe someone wrote fail on the back of his car and the regular rain water can’t wash it off.
so he had to get the hose.
Reading your comment made my doodle go all stiff and veiny.
thats so hot… do me!
I stride through the doorway with nothing on but a robe.
You look at me with thriving temptation.
“Got Malk?” I say as I sit down next to you.
Cyber win!
BRB, I’ll get you my wizard’s staff of lightning, and a sorcery book so you can cast level 10 static shock. God, that’s sexy.
EPIC EWWWWW
Yeah and then maybe a tornado full of soap suds and armor-all came and washed over the car, but that didn’t work either so the guy got a brillo pad and had to scrub it off, but then he had to rinse again! Oh man that was a crazy day!!!
thats what happened on the cannon advert (comercial in that funny version of English they speak on the wierd side of the atlantic)
Precipitation OWNAGE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (to the four star comment by ‘artvandalay’)
-Where’s our sexy blond model with here tiny white top?!
-Sir, she called in sick today, sorry.
-Daaaamn…
Christine?
ROFL!!!1!
do they have car wash 101 at university?
i would assume that’s how you get a job–working at the car wash.
too much fail blog win
No, that was an attempt at humor. Not her style.
What a waste…
its called photoshop, penis.
Care Care Dedication WIN
The hose looks like it’s been photoshopped in.
Nope, I think the black frame is photoshopped. Never seen one in RL.
Gosh, I see it all the time on motivational posters in RL!
Yeah obviously it is added in. I’m just saying I think the hose is also added..
I just added something to your mom.
I photoshopped his mom too.
Or maybe just the rain.
i think your comment has been photoshopped in because it’s missing a name
Maybe the rain wasn’t getting the blood off the car fast enough………
Maybe it was some other bodily fluid rather than blood. After all it’s obviously a dirty, dirty car
Ha. My next door neighbr does this all the time.
And in the dead of night. >_>
Git.
Get a photo of it, I’m sure it will be better than most of the fail photos that make it on here.
The only thing that makes a lick of sense is maybe the car was egged, and he’s washing the remnants off. I’ve been egged in the rain before, and those were some determined little turds to do that at that time. I still had to go home and wash goo off.
You know, if you swap the word “egged” for the word “spermed”, I think that’s probably what you really meant, isn’t it?
More likely than not you’re thinking of your own car…..
hurry dude! clean all that dirty rain water! D=
Are you Spanish or something…or do you have any other excuse for being booring?
How is it to be booring?
Flash – a-ah – saviour of the universe
Flash – a-ah – he’ll save everyone of us
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Flash – a-ah – he’s a miracle
Flash – a-ah – king of the impossible
He’s for everyone of us
Stand for everyone of us
He’ll save with a mighty hand
Every man every woman
Every child – with a mighty flash
Flash – a-ah
Flash – a-ah – he’ll save everyone of us
Just a man
With a man’s courage
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart
May find the golden grail
Oh oh – oh oh
Flash
yay!!! go Flash Gordon!
you know i don’t think i’ve ever seen the middle of that film i’ve seen the begining a couple of times and i’ve seen the end loads but not the middle
he could just be spraying off something thats stuck on it, that won’t come off in the rain.
Duh, Duh Duh, do you think he knows its raining?
Jams
http://www.FireMe.To/udi
Duh, Duh Duh, do you think he knows there are 146 comments on a picture of him that he may or may not know is circulating the internet?
Hei !! Who put my picture here!!! That rain is unreal..it’s magically photoshopped
Somehow i think this Picture is win. Anyone can wash his car on a sunny day
FIRST
Q.I. FAIL
Even better FEMALE car wash FAIL:
http://www.orschlurch.de/video/gruendliche-autoreinigung.html
Wow. I am shocked she’s blond.
wow one i subbmited got on the main page
FWIW
It is not correct to use the word “epic” in that picture.
I was raised by a cup of coffee
I live in a giant bucket.
My spoon is too big.
I’m a song from the sixties
100th!!
100 pretty amusing comments too. I love failblog.
Weeerghhweeeerghhhhweeeerghhh!
One hundred and first!
fake…rain effect lyk that is easy to do in photoshop
)
the picture is taken from a tv show =\
ThIs Is A fAkE, lOok….HiS hAiR iS nOt WeT
LaSt….BtW
Last post fail
Yeah his hair IS wet. It’s called the rain matted it to his head.
What is it with you “photoshop” people? Is everything in the world so fake to you that everything else, that IS real, must be photoshopped?
Last time I went out in the rain my hair got drenched and stuck to my head just like it’s doing to this guy.
If you think it’s photoshopped then go find the real picture and then prove it to me.
How can this be real?!
He’s not:
- Capturing a flag
- Killing zombies with his 2-5 damage club
- Shooting a gun at other players
Why do 10 year olds always type like that?
shift learn to use it right
Nah, he probably just spilled his apple juice on the keyboard of his daddy’s laptop. Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s been grounded.
Why doesn’t anyone bother that it says “YOU failed…” on the pic??? o.O
That’s easy. It’s there just so when you post it about someone who fails/failed as hard as that guy. No editing needed.
I would and have done this before, just I used a towel though xD
Lada station wagon ownership – FAIL!
FAIL
And THIS, fellow failblog followers/failzombies, is what we call a comment fail. Note the combination of all caps and lack of anything interesting to add. Would it have killed you to at least grace us with a complete sentance?
I have a pet seahorse. Its name is Monty.
Fail…
Everyone who washes teir car, knows that the best weather to wash it, is when it rains. You get the best result. So to the one who posted that picture: YOU fail !!
Perhaps the rain wasn’t powerful enough to remove the more stubborn dirt patches.
Does this type of behaviour only make sense in england?
maybe for someone its rather hard to understand, but there is no rain. it’s just a dirty window)
Persistance.
*plays superhero music* It’s Fail Man! Come to fail the day! And wash your car in the rain! In Russia!!!
w t f l o l
*Sigh* ANOTHER shooped “fail”. Please…
Oh, Mr. President, I can understand you needing to get back on the Columbian nose candy. It’s probably the only thing that can possibly make you feel good about yourself these days. But really, do you need to pretend to be the Democratic nominee? Everyone knows that YOU are the fellow who loves cocaine, and Obama has never done any. You aren’t fooling anyone.
And continually reloading failblog.org to see if you are featured yet again is just pathetic.
Dad?
i’d even suck ur dick for some cocain.
oh that was manace to society..
this fail is very nicely framed. fail WIN
mom?
Come back fail
sorry, i left my comeback in your mom’s mouth.
mooseballs + rooter
hilarious gay spat WIN
There’s an ancient Chinese proverb thats states:
Your Mum’s your dad,
Your Dad’s your mum,
You’re interbred,
You f**king scum!
Lovely don’t you think?
‘Cock’ probably flags something up and it takes a while to be published…
Just wait a while and it’ll probably pop up sooner or later.
Incidentally, that last bit is what she said.
I also have a microscopic chicken between my legs that I use to wash cars.
compound word fail
from his book: “”Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it.”
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/02/AR2007010201359_pf.html
Sorry, but Obama did coke and has candidly admitted so. What is unclear is whether he sold to friends. He says he didn’t, but there are claims he did.
comeback WIN!!!