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Pole Vault Fail

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Everyone's Favorite Nazi

Of all the ways to fail at pole vaulting…

Seniorrubez

In Russia, the vault poles you!

oh noes

im never going to russia…….

VIRGINIATECHROFL

in russia pole rapes you

 
 
 
Kid Choronsom

One of the better comments Ive seen.

 
Ordon

I actually met Yakov once. At a Russian cat circus.

 
 
 
Alexi

the problem with labeling this a fail is that it wasn’t OBVIOUS that this shouldn’t happen… i mean… sure it’s a mistake and it sucks for the person who made it, but it’s not like the vaulter was extremely retarded and that’s why it happened. That’s what a true failpic is for me, it’s very similar to a non-fatal darwin award…

Chuck U Farley

How is it not obvious that a guy should not get hit in the nads with a pole? That is total fail. Alex would have understood.

Anonymous

New extreme sport: Hitting people in the nuts with poles.

 
 
 
twosheds

BIG, SICK MAKING,OUCH

 
nincanta

the only pain a man can understand

CANT BREATH HAHAHAHAHAA

 
 
the incredible bulk

WAA thats gotta be so embarrassing but still not quite supreme fail material

 
the incredible bulk

Fail… i was second and 1st reply

 
Anonymous failed

FAIL, you tool.

And you didn’t leave a name, you’re a poof…

 
 
 
 
 
timbolator

Assimilation FAIL!
Bitte streicheln sie heftig meinen Hintern.

 
Picardkid

Ich verstehe dich, aber ich bin Amerikaner!

Blunt vasectomy!!!!!!!!1!!

 
 
Gaijinsan

Candidat for the Darwin Award.
No more Childs for this men….

Zef

That’s not what a Darwin Award is.

Gaijinsan

Hmm..kk…you are right. He is out of the genepool, but is still alive…

jj1910

That’s exactly what the Darwin Award is about: removing oneself from the genepool. It’s not about killing oneself.

Ell Jee

Precisely. The Darwin Award is given to those who remove themselves from the genepool in an extraordinarily stupid manner - with other qualifications. Check the site or books for those. Granted, one of the best ways to DO this is to kill oneself… but sterilization works fine too.

In any case, this is not Darwin material. 1) He may still be fertile. 2) This was unfortunate happenstance, not something his stupidity caused directly.

It’s still funny, though.

Kid Choronsom

Agree….out of the gene pool…but not a darwin award winner…just a clean non stupid fail.

 
 
jason

they used to call that an honorable mention…

 
 
Kid Choronsom

You failed twice in understanding what the Darwin award is about.
1. Not a Darwin Award candidate
2. The reason is NOT because he is alive

ばか外人さんだな。

Chotto

Baka ha omae da. nihon de gaijin o baka ni suru to ha nasakenai.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Guru

Balls on a stick… poor fellow! Somehow I can’t laugh… hurts my crotch if I do…

 
Mica

TGIF

Thank god i’m female. this looks excrusciating.

Anonymous

hell if it was a female she might have enjoyed it but i think there might be easier ways to get shafted like standing on a street corner in a major city

xxjadexx

I am female and that would not be pleasant… but it would not be nearly as bad as it was… for THAT guy…

 
 
Badvock

if he was female she would still be up there ;)

 
 
 
 
 
 
>thanu

Wow. That looked like it hurt so much, MY balls hurt.

 
skalla

Owned by Stick. kicking balls WIN

 
NiMip

Technically he didn’t fail pole vaulting… that bar didn’t move an inch! That would have hurt like hell though

Halcyon

No kidding, he DID make it over… but I doubt he’ll go again anytime soon…

he should just feel glad he wasn’t facing the OTHER way

 
 
Picardkid

Ur right! Pole vault WIN; but injury avoidance fail

 
Kid Choronsom

Agree. He is a success as a pole vaulter, but indeed a fail as reproducer =)

 
 
joe

Ouch.
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

ouch

 
Rasgaar

now THATs a fail ! it even hurt my balls watching

 
gaijin

damn, what are the odds…

Khaaaaaaan

I’m kinda surprised this doesn’t happen more often.

andy

It doesn’t usually happen all that often because when you’re going over the bar, you’re supposed to push your pole away, that way the pole doesn’t knock the bar down… or in this guys case, you don’t land on it…

 
 
bobby

1 in 4. You can look it up.

tbonedave

you mean 1 in 2. Think about it….

 
 
 
z0cker03

its old but still nice..

FAIL! ;)

 
juneau21

he was lucky that it didn’t fail up his ass

Diane

He’d be the only person ever who was telling the truth when he told the ER doc “I just fell on it!”

Frank

You know, the corkscrew pasta. It was a Fusilli Jerry. It got stuck in me. Had to go to the proctologist.

 
 
 
snailsoup3

god damn, poor guy

 
Anonymous

sport contest win
procreation fail

 
anonymouse

Sport contest WIN
Procreation FAIL

Count Blah

Double Post FAIL

 
 
B@loo

What if he won the contest???

Kid Choronsom

Yeah what if? What do you mean?