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Of all the ways to fail at pole vaulting…
In Russia, the vault poles you!
im never going to russia…….
in russia pole rapes you
heh got it
Whoa! look at the date of mah comment!
…Who gives?
Whoa! NOW look at the date on mine!
And your point is? we can talk across years? Seriously? Wow….
This is so unreal. The text stays? Wow.
One of the better comments Ive seen.
I actually met Yakov once. At a Russian cat circus.
OMG PAIN PAIN PAIN.
the problem with labeling this a fail is that it wasn’t OBVIOUS that this shouldn’t happen… i mean… sure it’s a mistake and it sucks for the person who made it, but it’s not like the vaulter was extremely retarded and that’s why it happened. That’s what a true failpic is for me, it’s very similar to a non-fatal darwin award…
How is it not obvious that a guy should not get hit in the nads with a pole? That is total fail. Alex would have understood.
New extreme sport: Hitting people in the nuts with poles.
BIG, SICK MAKING,OUCH
the only pain a man can understand
CANT BREATH HAHAHAHAHAA
I did NAZI that coming.
WAA thats gotta be so embarrassing but still not quite supreme fail material
first
Fail… i was second and 1st reply
FAIL, you tool.
And you didn’t leave a name, you’re a poof…
You lose the game
Second!
Tird.
u fail
F***ing ouch!
balls fail
Candidat for the Darwin Award.
No more Childs for this men….
That’s not what a Darwin Award is.
Hmm..kk…you are right. He is out of the genepool, but is still alive…
That’s exactly what the Darwin Award is about: removing oneself from the genepool. It’s not about killing oneself.
Precisely. The Darwin Award is given to those who remove themselves from the genepool in an extraordinarily stupid manner – with other qualifications. Check the site or books for those. Granted, one of the best ways to DO this is to kill oneself… but sterilization works fine too.
In any case, this is not Darwin material. 1) He may still be fertile. 2) This was unfortunate happenstance, not something his stupidity caused directly.
It’s still funny, though.
Agree….out of the gene pool…but not a darwin award winner…just a clean non stupid fail.
they used to call that an honorable mention…
You failed twice in understanding what the Darwin award is about.
1. Not a Darwin Award candidate
2. The reason is NOT because he is alive
ばか外人さんだな。
Baka ha omae da. nihon de gaijin o baka ni suru to ha nasakenai.
what the
oh god.
Pole win, balls pwnt
Balls on a stick… poor fellow! Somehow I can’t laugh… hurts my crotch if I do…
same here.. damn
/signed
TGIF
Thank god i’m female. this looks excrusciating.
hell if it was a female she might have enjoyed it but i think there might be easier ways to get shafted like standing on a street corner in a major city
I am female and that would not be pleasant… but it would not be nearly as bad as it was… for THAT guy…
if he was female she would still be up there
can only imagine…
brutal!!
Wow. That looked like it hurt so much, MY balls hurt.
Owned by Stick. kicking balls WIN
Technically he didn’t fail pole vaulting… that bar didn’t move an inch! That would have hurt like hell though
No kidding, he DID make it over… but I doubt he’ll go again anytime soon…
he should just feel glad he wasn’t facing the OTHER way
UPIA?
Ur right! Pole vault WIN; but injury avoidance fail
Ａｇｒｅｅ. He is a success as a pole vaulter, but indeed a fail as reproducer =)
Ouch.
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
ouch
now THATs a fail ! it even hurt my balls watching
damn, what are the odds…
I’m kinda surprised this doesn’t happen more often.
It doesn’t usually happen all that often because when you’re going over the bar, you’re supposed to push your pole away, that way the pole doesn’t knock the bar down… or in this guys case, you don’t land on it…
1 in 4. You can look it up.
you mean 1 in 2. Think about it….
its old but still nice..
FAIL!
he was lucky that it didn’t fail up his ass
He’d be the only person ever who was telling the truth when he told the ER doc “I just fell on it!”
You know, the corkscrew pasta. It was a Fusilli Jerry. It got stuck in me. Had to go to the proctologist.
god damn, poor guy
sport contest win
procreation fail
Sport contest WIN
Procreation FAIL
Double Post FAIL
What if he won the contest???
Yeah what if? What do you mean?
Could have been a lot worse – if the pole had got wedged somewhere else.
Imagine explaining that one at the hospital…
ONE IN A MILLION, doc! ONE! IN! A! MILLION!
Seinfeld quote WIN!
That made my balls hurt and I don’t even have any.
castrates – I thought with the decline of the venice art influence this tradition vanished…;)
Gender identification fail
If he had been a she, that pole would’ve…
O.o
Whoa, wait a moment… a half man half pole O_O
Every job has its hazards, just glad that its not one of mine.
I don’t like movies… I can’t post “photoshopped”
FAIL
I think you photoshopped your comment. I don’t see any shadows after the word “FAIL”
Hey, at least he made the vault!
Great observation. You have a keen eye
Ten centimeters more to in the crack direction and this poor athlete would have been a headline for a horror magazine.
>.< ouch **
I honestly wouldn’t know what that feels like (being a female and all) but still… OUCH.
ever been punch in the kindneys?… a bit like that but 1000 times worse
Oh, trust me. It may be harder to accomplish, but women are just as sensitive as men. If somebody really wanted to, it’d be easy enough to share that kind of pain.
…not, I hope, that anyone WOULD want to. It hurts enough. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.
Breaking records at all cost!
Aren’t we glad that wasn’t a WOMAN’s Pole vaulting event?
That would have been WIN, not FAIL.
It would have still been a FAIL
pole voulters clearly don’t have enough protection where it counts
I guess his nickname now could be “uni”?…
Get it? Because he only has one… ah, nm…
Damn, I was beaten to this one. Off I go….
yarrghhhh!! omg thats just… yaarrghh!
Damn! I feel sorry for him.
Size doesn’t always matter ^_^”
a classic
That made me gasp for breath…too much…pain….oooo…..
Sack-tap WIN!
Harvey Danger FAIL! (needs a flag and more hang time)
F***ing ouch! [2]
first
Fail.
first after failing knoob
Spelling FAIL.
pole penis pain
I see Failure on his future kids life…
The pole’s penis doesnt fail…the human’s BALLS fail.
And what the hell does the second sentence even mean?
La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
ら り る れ ろ (^_^)
Oh my… that hurts…
Assimilation FAIL!
Bitte streicheln sie heftig meinen Hintern.
OH SHIT!!! Thats gotta hurt more than when bush realizes lower ratings are bad
most times the comments are funnier than the FAIL submission.
now THATs a fail.
At least he cleared
Yeah, ironic isn’t it….(sarkstic smile)
Pole WIN!!!
Ich verstehe dich, aber ich bin Amerikaner!
Blunt vasectomy!!!!!!!!1!!
Hypothetical…
What if he had an erection when this happened, and it pushed it up, ruptured the blood vessels in his privates and gave him instant ED?
Not to mention a massive amount of pain.
Dude, not cool
Why, did that make you hurt just thinking about it?
If so, I’ve done my job.
You have a crap job dude
Pole vaulting’s not worth balls anyway…
MGJ! (My God Jim!) That FAIL hurt like a muther!
WilliamCA
personally i think he deserves a minutes silence for his fallen comrades 0_0
Yes…let us pray for his balls. for they shall be missed, by him and his future wife anyway.
WilliamCA
This was more like a Vaulting Win, but landing loss…he DID make it over the bar, after all…
OMG…….. I bet his parents felt that -.-
Two words…….Holy Shit!!!!!!!!
that had to hurt
i would love to lick his balls better.
First
How the guy who voices Mickey Mouse got his start.
future children dreams fail
Well, the pole vault won, the pole vaulter failed.
It’s a tough world out there and this is just another brutal example of a Pole-on-Pole Hate Crime.
Had this been woman’s pole vaulting, she might have enjoyed it!
Nuds fatality…
Whadya know. You can f*ck him with a 6 meter pole.
OH SHIT 9-)O
My balls started hurting after watching this.
Thinks the girls whats to do that *rawr*
hard to tell what this video is really about, but ouch!
Pole:1 Nads:0
penispenispenispenispenis
drop the soap! It will give you a supprise
OOOOOOOH MATRON !!!!
It’s a trap!