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Landing Fail

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Pizza

Aw damn too slow…

REPLY FAIL

Pasta

You needed THREE full minutes to reply?? Typing fail.

 
That Guy Over Yonder

Umm… I see the reply as 0 minutes apart.

Reading Fail.

the claw

…to reply to the ORIGINAL comment.

‘First Comment’ Concept fail.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
dolt

“sigh” really guys i know what i said about people who complain about people who say first (and other variants) but

it is getting a bit boring

 
 
Khaaaaaaan

Ancient… next?

 
Wolfie

Good god, look at all the failed firstlings.

Meanwhile, free roast, win!

 
 
Anonymous

is the duck alright? It’s neck looks kinda bent…

 
 
DeVir

Birdie has just failed at life…

Snippy

Clearly… where’s the blood though…. shouldn’t it be seeping from a small hole somewhere??

 
 
smaug

First “Photoshopped”?
Or what is this..
Duck frozen, then blown away by the wind?
Duck frozen to the ground while failing at landing…?

Seth

Ah, dude… Seriously? You see something wrong with this picture? Really? It’s just a regular duck making a poor landing on a slick surface. See the chunks of snow still in the air? See how the snow is actually on top of ice? You know what’s photoshopped? YOU! You are totally photoshopped. Your post is totally photoshopped, it originally said, “I am a bananna nut muffin,” and your mom is photoshopped, she’s really a gorilla.

 
smaug

… there is asolutley no movement in this picture. at least the wings or feet should be blurred. maybe no editing, but also no landing duck

Seth

No, because by this point the duck has nearly skidded to a stop. And it is obviously a bright sunny day. Meaning, the exposure was probably 1/1000 of a second or so. And the background is slightly blurred, indicating that the photographer was moving the camera to track the duck as it came in for a landing. All of which explain the lack of blur on the duck’s wings and feet.

Ell Jee

Good man. We have here…. someone INTELLIGENT! Guys, pay attention to this man. He knows what he’s talking about right now, and the rest of you “Photoshopped” idiots could learn a thing or two.

 
Picardkid

Ya, plus some cameras have a “Sports” feature that allow you to take a picture of a moving object and get reduced blur.

I agree, I think at this point in the landing, the duck has slowed down substantially. Forgive me for the use of a big word.

!!!

Yeah, that is called a fast shutter speed, for retards.

 
 
The Commando

God, finally, we have SOMEONE that knows what the hell they’re talking about.

 
 
WANG

haha, your mum’s real name’s Tard

 
 
 
 
titaniumspork19

I was going to give you props for your name, but the “Photoshopped” canceled it out.

 
 
 
Corto

If I were a duck, I would land better. First reducing the power, then flaps out, and finally land over a tree in the forest to see the monkeys eat bananas.

DeVir

Not bad at all. It’s just that the “monkeys eat bananas” stuff is a few thousand miles away…

 
Art Vandalay

Land over a tree? So in a larger tree or on an imaginary ledge? Or is there some kind of rope grid for birds to monkey watch?

 
Seth

Oh sure, “IF I were a duck.” We know that’s you in the picture.

 
 
CHARLES

GOOD FOR YOU. CHU And CHOUR DUCK will be quite tidy in your FAIL-DUMB-INIUM (CONDOMINIUM but I replaced with FAIL GET)

all the while you and your duck will be sitting eating peanuts and smelling like lamb. God bless this land of Mexico you will say to your duck. And the duck will say back, “CHINGA TU PEANUTAS”

 
 
Uhtred of Bebbanburg

I’m not one to call “fake” lightly, but…. FAKE! That impression in the snow looks like the outline of the duck. Plus, shouldn’t we see some snow in motion in front of the bird?

 
"Christine"

Hi. I am Christine. I am going to say something unfunny about how difficult it is to land on snow. Everyone will die a little inside because of my lame comment. I will make it anyway. Watch.

Art Vandalay

Wow, Christine got OWNED/OWN’T/PWND! Internet feud WIN!

 
CHARLES

you, CHRISTINE do not smell like lamb

bored

Charlie my boy, did you have some kind of “lamb related incident” as a child?

Just wanna know where lamb anger stems from!?

CHARLES

there is no anger in lamb. Just a stench. of lamb. Tis all.

bored

hahahaha!

Comment win!

 
 
 
 
 
 
Christine

Oh, how did you guess.
And I don’t even mean to be funny.

 
 
 
bla

am i the only one who can’t see the picture, its coming up as a broken link, can someone explain it to me.

asdf-man

using the internet FAIL.

 
 
Anonymous

this reminds me of a joke.

how do you turn a duck into a soul sensation? put it in the microwave until it’s bill withers

ozzie mandius

Mildly funny. But apostrophe fail. Its, not it’s.

 
 
Anonymous

send fail. i had a funny duck joke where’d it go?

Dynamo

No idea man, only the unfunny one got posted.

 
Art Vandalay

Well played, sir. I imagine Anonymous is now running to the store for aloe vera to sooth that wicked burn.

 
James and the Giant Peach

Ha!

 
 
 
 
nobody...

Can anyone check the flight recorder, to check who FAILED?

 
Pasder

what’s the difference between a duck? one of