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  1. me says:

    second !!!

  2. walker says:

    quack

  3. Pizza says:

    First!

  4. Anonymous says:

    1st

  5. Anonymous says:

    first?

  6. dolt says:

    “sigh” really guys i know what i said about people who complain about people who say first (and other variants) but

    it is getting a bit boring

  7. Khaaaaaaan says:

    Ancient… next?

  8. Wolfie says:

    Good god, look at all the failed firstlings.

    Meanwhile, free roast, win!

  9. Anonymous says:

    is the duck alright? It’s neck looks kinda bent…

  10. DeVir says:

    Birdie has just failed at life…

  11. smaug says:

    First “Photoshopped”?
    Or what is this..
    Duck frozen, then blown away by the wind?
    Duck frozen to the ground while failing at landing…?

    • Seth says:

      Ah, dude… Seriously? You see something wrong with this picture? Really? It’s just a regular duck making a poor landing on a slick surface. See the chunks of snow still in the air? See how the snow is actually on top of ice? You know what’s photoshopped? YOU! You are totally photoshopped. Your post is totally photoshopped, it originally said, “I am a bananna nut muffin,” and your mom is photoshopped, she’s really a gorilla.

      • Thisisawesome says:

        Pwned!

      • smaug says:

        … there is asolutley no movement in this picture. at least the wings or feet should be blurred. maybe no editing, but also no landing duck

        • Seth says:

          No, because by this point the duck has nearly skidded to a stop. And it is obviously a bright sunny day. Meaning, the exposure was probably 1/1000 of a second or so. And the background is slightly blurred, indicating that the photographer was moving the camera to track the duck as it came in for a landing. All of which explain the lack of blur on the duck’s wings and feet.

          • Ell Jee says:

            Good man. We have here…. someone INTELLIGENT! Guys, pay attention to this man. He knows what he’s talking about right now, and the rest of you “Photoshopped” idiots could learn a thing or two.

          • Picardkid says:

            Ya, plus some cameras have a “Sports” feature that allow you to take a picture of a moving object and get reduced blur.

            I agree, I think at this point in the landing, the duck has slowed down substantially. Forgive me for the use of a big word.

          • The Commando says:

            God, finally, we have SOMEONE that knows what the hell they’re talking about.

        • dolt says:

          ha ha my real name’s Bard

      • Kindhamster says:

        well, he has a point…
        did anyone else notice how short the duck’s bill is?
        there are TONS of ducks where I live and their bills are a LOT longer.
        (please don’t make jokes about the “longer” thing, that’s really immature)

    • titaniumspork19 says:

      I was going to give you props for your name, but the “Photoshopped” canceled it out.

    • Zack says:

      Cute photo but I agree it was probably photoshopped. Look at the artifacts at the edge of the bird and ONLY at the edge of the bird.

  12. Vismund says:

    Donald?!

  13. Corto says:

    If I were a duck, I would land better. First reducing the power, then flaps out, and finally land over a tree in the forest to see the monkeys eat bananas.

  14. I DONT CARE IM FIRST says:

    FIRST

    • CHARLES says:

      GOOD FOR YOU. CHU And CHOUR DUCK will be quite tidy in your FAIL-DUMB-INIUM (CONDOMINIUM but I replaced with FAIL GET)

      all the while you and your duck will be sitting eating peanuts and smelling like lamb. God bless this land of Mexico you will say to your duck. And the duck will say back, “CHINGA TU PEANUTAS”

  15. I’m not one to call “fake” lightly, but…. FAKE! That impression in the snow looks like the outline of the duck. Plus, shouldn’t we see some snow in motion in front of the bird?

  16. "Christine" says:

    Hi. I am Christine. I am going to say something unfunny about how difficult it is to land on snow. Everyone will die a little inside because of my lame comment. I will make it anyway. Watch.

  17. Cloral says:

    Migration fail.

  18. Christine says:

    Oh, how did you guess.
    And I don’t even mean to be funny.

  19. bla says:

    am i the only one who can’t see the picture, its coming up as a broken link, can someone explain it to me.

  20. Anonymous says:

    this reminds me of a joke.

    how do you turn a duck into a soul sensation? put it in the microwave until it’s bill withers

  21. Anonymous says:

    send fail. i had a funny duck joke where’d it go?

  22. nobody... says:

    Can anyone check the flight recorder, to check who FAILED?

  23. Pasder says:

    what’s the difference between a duck? one of his legs is both the same refrigerator.

  24. Agnus says:

    25th!!!!!!!!

    • Art Vandalay says:

      I don’t know what’s more annoying:
      - Incorrect counting
      - Use of a post for a AOP (Annoying Ordinal Proclamation)
      - The insanely unnecessary number of exclamation points used

      No matter how you slice it, this is a textbook TRI-FAIL-CA!

  25. ellie etc says:

    Landing fail. Gravity win.

  26. Animol says:

    Diving in the snow? Brainfail!

  27. Anonymous says:

    It looks photoshopped.

  28. RedWhiteAndBoom says:

    Falling asleep on the job, Mr. Duck

  29. ghiangelo says:

    it’s a duck wiping out.

    this has gotta be the lamest fail post ever. on a fail scale of 1 to 10 the duck ranks .05… i’ve seen hot pics of Heidi Klum that failed more than this duck.

  30. Pescador_Gama says:

    Another traumatized victim of Duck Hunt

  31. ss says:

    LOLducks

  32. Mephiles says:

    Awww. Poor duck.

  33. GoDHoRuS says:

    i’m wondering if failblog is a division of photoshop or what….looks like people who wanna work there have to attend some class and some of their homework is to look at pictures of failblog and trying to tell if it’s photoshopped or not….it’s pathetic you’re just a bunch no life geeks

  34. Yo says:

    That’s not a fail. He’s doing yoga.

  35. anonyman says:

    first

  36. Dipp says:

    photoshop phail

  37. hubbit says:

    I said it when I posted this picture (with the caption “flpwned”) on the LiveJournal community all_macros, and I’ll say it here:

    MALLARD FAILMORE

  38. bluesoul says:

    Should I ever go hunting, I want to mount my duck like this.

    “Yeah, we were out hunting…this one was suicidal.”

  39. Tah Shreddar says:

    Flyin – ur doin it rong!

  40. aphrodite says:

    errrm….Duck Cheney?????

  41. GHouck says:

    Gravity Win

  42. Daffy Duck says:

    YOU’RE ALL DITHPICABLE!

  43. DeepThinkerSarcasticSpeaker says:

    Anyone know a good chiropractor?

  44. Herder of Hypocrites says:

    Aw, cut him some slack! Jonathan Livingston was still young.

  45. arfwerugh says:

    Editting FAIL. definetly a fake picture.

  46. The mallard must have been raised by an albatross.

  47. Brendan Slaney says:

    lol this is so kewl

    the rest i dont kare about this is funny

  48. Leth saifi says:

    hey brendan ha i know

  49. Sumeet K says:

    lmaaaao LOOOL SOOO FUNNNNEEEH .

  50. Basketball heartzzz says:

    OMG SO FLIPPIN FUNNY AND PS I LOVE CHELSEA JAGDAT WOOTWOOT!

  51. Andrew Ong says:

    Perhaps the duck didn’t manage its way south when the icy winter front had set in. It died of frostbite (hypothermia) – note that its wings are completely frozen solid in place and never moves.

  52. attorneys says:

    it’s all the same company.

  53. attorneys says:

    flying duck is a great thing to watch.

  54. legendary fart says:

    wham!

    has 2 hurt

  55. duh says:

    Failblog fail.
    link said “take their cue’s from ducks.”
    Still having trouble with plurals and apostrophes? Derp.

  56. Seth says:

    President Bush? When did you change your last name? Did some of your Saudi oil buddies adopt you or something?

  57. gasman says:

    would my choclate salty balls do?

  58. CHARLES says:

    it’s SUM BODIES BIRTH DAY!

  59. axelander says:

    WTF?!?

  60. Brandon_ha says:

    I wonder who.


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