Ah, dude… Seriously? You see something wrong with this picture? Really? It’s just a regular duck making a poor landing on a slick surface. See the chunks of snow still in the air? See how the snow is actually on top of ice? You know what’s photoshopped? YOU! You are totally photoshopped. Your post is totally photoshopped, it originally said, “I am a bananna nut muffin,” and your mom is photoshopped, she’s really a gorilla.
No, because by this point the duck has nearly skidded to a stop. And it is obviously a bright sunny day. Meaning, the exposure was probably 1/1000 of a second or so. And the background is slightly blurred, indicating that the photographer was moving the camera to track the duck as it came in for a landing. All of which explain the lack of blur on the duck’s wings and feet.
Good man. We have here…. someone INTELLIGENT! Guys, pay attention to this man. He knows what he’s talking about right now, and the rest of you “Photoshopped” idiots could learn a thing or two.
If I were a duck, I would land better. First reducing the power, then flaps out, and finally land over a tree in the forest to see the monkeys eat bananas.
GOOD FOR YOU. CHU And CHOUR DUCK will be quite tidy in your FAIL-DUMB-INIUM (CONDOMINIUM but I replaced with FAIL GET)
all the while you and your duck will be sitting eating peanuts and smelling like lamb. God bless this land of Mexico you will say to your duck. And the duck will say back, “CHINGA TU PEANUTAS”
I’m not one to call “fake” lightly, but…. FAKE! That impression in the snow looks like the outline of the duck. Plus, shouldn’t we see some snow in motion in front of the bird?
Hi. I am Christine. I am going to say something unfunny about how difficult it is to land on snow. Everyone will die a little inside because of my lame comment. I will make it anyway. Watch.
I don’t know what’s more annoying:
- Incorrect counting
- Use of a post for a AOP (Annoying Ordinal Proclamation)
- The insanely unnecessary number of exclamation points used
No matter how you slice it, this is a textbook TRI-FAIL-CA!
this has gotta be the lamest fail post ever. on a fail scale of 1 to 10 the duck ranks .05… i’ve seen hot pics of Heidi Klum that failed more than this duck.
i’m wondering if failblog is a division of photoshop or what….looks like people who wanna work there have to attend some class and some of their homework is to look at pictures of failblog and trying to tell if it’s photoshopped or not….it’s pathetic you’re just a bunch no life geeks
second !!!
Mediocrity FAIL
ducks need in fact an open water to “land” and not finding any is actually a big problem for them.
third!
quack
dockroll=)
First!
Aw damn too slow…
REPLY FAIL
You needed THREE full minutes to reply?? Typing fail.
Final Fusion Shoni!
Umm… I see the reply as 0 minutes apart.
Reading Fail.
…to reply to the ORIGINAL comment.
‘First Comment’ Concept fail.
1st
first?
“sigh” really guys i know what i said about people who complain about people who say first (and other variants) but
…
it is getting a bit boring
agreed
Agreed.
agreeeeeeeeed.
annoying yet? or do we need a few more agreeds?
Agreed.
i maded you an agree, but i eated it
Agreed…
Ancient… next?
Good god, look at all the failed firstlings.
Meanwhile, free roast, win!
LOL
is the duck alright? It’s neck looks kinda bent…
homophobe!
Birdie has just failed at life…
Clearly… where’s the blood though…. shouldn’t it be seeping from a small hole somewhere??
First “Photoshopped”?
Or what is this..
Duck frozen, then blown away by the wind?
Duck frozen to the ground while failing at landing…?
Ah, dude… Seriously? You see something wrong with this picture? Really? It’s just a regular duck making a poor landing on a slick surface. See the chunks of snow still in the air? See how the snow is actually on top of ice? You know what’s photoshopped? YOU! You are totally photoshopped. Your post is totally photoshopped, it originally said, “I am a bananna nut muffin,” and your mom is photoshopped, she’s really a gorilla.
Pwned!
… there is asolutley no movement in this picture. at least the wings or feet should be blurred. maybe no editing, but also no landing duck
No, because by this point the duck has nearly skidded to a stop. And it is obviously a bright sunny day. Meaning, the exposure was probably 1/1000 of a second or so. And the background is slightly blurred, indicating that the photographer was moving the camera to track the duck as it came in for a landing. All of which explain the lack of blur on the duck’s wings and feet.
Good man. We have here…. someone INTELLIGENT! Guys, pay attention to this man. He knows what he’s talking about right now, and the rest of you “Photoshopped” idiots could learn a thing or two.
Ya, plus some cameras have a “Sports” feature that allow you to take a picture of a moving object and get reduced blur.
I agree, I think at this point in the landing, the duck has slowed down substantially. Forgive me for the use of a big word.
Yeah, that is called a fast shutter speed, for retards.
God, finally, we have SOMEONE that knows what the hell they’re talking about.
ha ha my real name’s Bard
haha, your mum’s real name’s Tard
I was going to give you props for your name, but the “Photoshopped” canceled it out.
Cute photo but I agree it was probably photoshopped. Look at the artifacts at the edge of the bird and ONLY at the edge of the bird.
Donald?!
If I were a duck, I would land better. First reducing the power, then flaps out, and finally land over a tree in the forest to see the monkeys eat bananas.
Not bad at all. It’s just that the “monkeys eat bananas” stuff is a few thousand miles away…
Land over a tree? So in a larger tree or on an imaginary ledge? Or is there some kind of rope grid for birds to monkey watch?
Oh sure, “IF I were a duck.” We know that’s you in the picture.
FIRST
GOOD FOR YOU. CHU And CHOUR DUCK will be quite tidy in your FAIL-DUMB-INIUM (CONDOMINIUM but I replaced with FAIL GET)
all the while you and your duck will be sitting eating peanuts and smelling like lamb. God bless this land of Mexico you will say to your duck. And the duck will say back, “CHINGA TU PEANUTAS”
I’m not one to call “fake” lightly, but…. FAKE! That impression in the snow looks like the outline of the duck. Plus, shouldn’t we see some snow in motion in front of the bird?
Hi. I am Christine. I am going to say something unfunny about how difficult it is to land on snow. Everyone will die a little inside because of my lame comment. I will make it anyway. Watch.
Wow, Christine got OWNED/OWN’T/PWND! Internet feud WIN!
you, CHRISTINE do not smell like lamb
Charlie my boy, did you have some kind of “lamb related incident” as a child?
Just wanna know where lamb anger stems from!?
there is no anger in lamb. Just a stench. of lamb. Tis all.
hahahaha!
Comment win!
Migration fail.
Oh, how did you guess.
And I don’t even mean to be funny.
Just go away.
word
Chuck who?
Uni-tard.
am i the only one who can’t see the picture, its coming up as a broken link, can someone explain it to me.
using the internet FAIL.
this reminds me of a joke.
how do you turn a duck into a soul sensation? put it in the microwave until it’s bill withers
Mildly funny. But apostrophe fail. Its, not it’s.
send fail. i had a funny duck joke where’d it go?
No idea man, only the unfunny one got posted.
Bravo Dynamo, bravo.
Well played, sir. I imagine Anonymous is now running to the store for aloe vera to sooth that wicked burn.
Ha!
Joke Response WIN.
Can anyone check the flight recorder, to check who FAILED?
what’s the difference between a duck? one of his legs is both the same refrigerator.
Babelfish joke translation fail?
Surrealism win
hahahahaha
25th!!!!!!!!
I don’t know what’s more annoying:
- Incorrect counting
- Use of a post for a AOP (Annoying Ordinal Proclamation)
- The insanely unnecessary number of exclamation points used
No matter how you slice it, this is a textbook TRI-FAIL-CA!
tri-fail-ca! nice. TRI-WIN-CA!
Landing fail. Gravity win.
gravity always wins.
Except in space. F U gravity. you summabich
Wait, wait. I’m confused. Does gravity smell like lamb?
No Gravity doesn’t smell like lamb. It smells like…URANUS. GET IT GET- I MAKE SPACE JOKE
SPACE JOKE HOWEVER- does smell like lamb
Charles was touched by a lamb as a child.
it felt good at first…but then…the tears started to flow….
Diving in the snow? Brainfail!
Flying…ur doin it wrong!!
It looks photoshopped.
your face looks photoshoped
Falling asleep on the job, Mr. Duck
it’s a duck wiping out.
this has gotta be the lamest fail post ever. on a fail scale of 1 to 10 the duck ranks .05… i’ve seen hot pics of Heidi Klum that failed more than this duck.
You my friend have posted a Fail Scale.
Out of 1-10, 1 being the lowest then you score 1 as .05 would be not possible in that scale.
Scale fail.
win!
Another traumatized victim of Duck Hunt
LOLducks
Awww. Poor duck.
i’m wondering if failblog is a division of photoshop or what….looks like people who wanna work there have to attend some class and some of their homework is to look at pictures of failblog and trying to tell if it’s photoshopped or not….it’s pathetic you’re just a bunch no life geeks
That’s not a fail. He’s doing yoga.
Downward facing Duck?
first
photoshop phail
I said it when I posted this picture (with the caption “flpwned”) on the LiveJournal community all_macros, and I’ll say it here:
MALLARD FAILMORE
Should I ever go hunting, I want to mount my duck like this.
“Yeah, we were out hunting…this one was suicidal.”
Flyin – ur doin it rong!
THEEF!!!
That’s the LAST time i go hunting with Dick Cheney!!!!
errrm….Duck Cheney?????
You can suck my “Duck Cheney,” Commie.
Gravity Win
YOU’RE ALL DITHPICABLE!
LOL!!!
Excuse me, waiter……..Are you serving the “fucked duck” special tonight?
.
Anyone know a good chiropractor?
Aw, cut him some slack! Jonathan Livingston was still young.
Editting FAIL. definetly a fake picture.
President Bush? When did you change your last name? Did some of your Saudi oil buddies adopt you or something?
would my choclate salty balls do?
who says the duck isn’t snorting cocaine?
I DO COCAINE!
it’s SUM BODIES BIRTH DAY!
WTF?!?
I wonder who.