You know, that was INCREDIBLY offensive and tasteless. Do you know what it’s like to suffer a sexual assault of any kind? I pray to God you never do. The shame. The feeling that you’re dirty and worthless. The horror every time you step out your door it’ll happen again. The nightmares. The tears. And I wasn’t even raped, I was just forced to endure unwelcome touches to private areas of my body for two years. You owe an apology to everyone here.
I’ve never been through a sexual assault of any kind, but even I can appreciate that it’s not funny. Some one posted a very offensive joke, so yes the response to it is in the right place as far as I’m concerned.
I understand you’ve been through a traumatic experience, but that’s not going to change the way anyone behaves on the internet.
Don’t bother taking things like this so seriously, you’re not going to change anything. Idiots will be idiots.
They’re just happy that they got a reaction out of you, and that’s all they wanted in the first place, so since they’ve been gratified, comments like theirs will continue.
The best way to stop people from saying things that are purely for shock value, is to stop reacting to them.
STFU, please leave the internet. Preferably find a gun and blow your brain out the top of your skull, because your lief is pathetic and worthless. Quit wasting our air and get out.
Jami, I HAVE been raped, and I still didn’t get all riled up at this dip-shits comment. Oh, and for the record you were sexually assaulted, which is just as bad as rape. Seek therapy. That was not meant as a slam, really therapy can help.
Yeah…..if you’re gonna make the tasteless comments, please don’t drag the Hokie Nation down into the gutter with you. At least have the decency to change the nick.
What is it with all the losers trying to be first? It doesn’t matter if you succeed in being first or not. You still fail. You either fail for being a dork who was the first to write a comment, or you’re the inept loser who tried to write the first comment.
Ich wünsche, dass ich wusste, wie man Deutsch sprach. Dann konnte ich zu diesem amüsanten Gespräch ebenso beitragen. So bin ich nur eine niedrige englische sprechende Person und weiß nicht, wie man großen schlaffen Esel-Detektiv in jeder anderen Sprache sagt
HA!
JFK joke win!
(For those of you who don’t know, Kennedy’s legendary “Ich bin ein Berliner” quote literally translates to “I am a jelly doughnut.” He didn’t need the “ein.”)
Not really.
The word “Berliner” either means a person from Berlin or a jelly doughnut.
(Thats kinda like “hamburger”), but when you talk about the first one, you normally don’t use an article.
But as a matter of fact, Berliner (= jelly doughnuts) are called “Pfannkuchen“ in Berlin – and ONLY in Berlin!! Anywhere else in Germany, „Pfannkuchen“means „pan cake“. So the people in Berlin listening to JFK cheered anyway…
The subleties of the German language:
Saying “Ich bin Berliner” would have
meant that he was from Berlin.
Saying “Ich bin ein Berliner”, especially in the context
of his speech, meant that he considered
himself a citizen of Berlin.
And rest assured that none of the Germans listening
understood that he said he was a jelly donut. Not only
because, as mentioned before, Berliners do call it
Pfannkuchen.
Anyway: perfect German for JFK, urban legend fail for
anyone who thinks otherwise.
Yep, die Teile fahren hier in Neuss / Düsseldorf täglich durch die Gegend.
Auf den neueren Modellen schreiben sie sich inzwischen ausdrücklich mit “ue” anstatt mit “ü”.
Fail. all i can say about this post. “internet is for english only?” so wait all the other countries that don’t speak english, like japan and russia and china, europe and most of those countries, don’t have internet because they don’t speak english? yeah…. learn about the internet before you actually use it.
i thank god every day there is russian internet because i can stream live soccer from a russian web site in good quality i love that site plus its free
Where was the humour in that? There was none, you total tool. Hell, you’re such a useless tool that nobody uses you any more because there are tools that are better than you in every single way.
Uhm, this website is in english, so its simple common sense to speak english here. English is an international language, and if you still cant speak it, STFU or accept that you’re epic fail yourself.
Its extremely rude to talk in a different language on an open board, you should know that.
And? ” oh this website is english only english speaking people can come here
and you can’t use your own native langauge?” Thats basically the summary of your post. If people want to speak in another language, fine, they can. and just because it isthe international language doesn’t mean that it should be the only thing spoken.
Actually, everybody should be forced to learn Esperanto… then every word in existence shall be translated into Esperanto and all other languages shall be abolished.
Ich stelle mal ne fiese Vermutung an:
Sind alles Deutsche die hier posten und sich immer einen abbrechen und in Englisch schreiben, obwohl hier kaum Englischsprachige Leute anwesend sind.
No, I’m sure some of these people don’t really speak german. They use babelfish, like i’m using:
Nicht I’ m sure einige dieser Leute don’ t sprechen wirklich Deutsches. Sie benutzen babelfish, wie ich verwende. Traurig, wenn dieses eine schlechte Übersetzung ist.
aaaaaaaw you poor thing, the internet is ruining your life.
all tubes shall conform to you.
suck it up and translate or shut up and don’t read it.
it’s just about your mom anyway.
actualy its about your mom and how she loves german doodle in her v hole dont worry shes berlins nmuber 94th best whore you should be proud that you mum has the clap and the crabs and not the aids well the pimple coverd behind isnt that good looking
well if you can read german what are you complaining about?
is it because you can’t form sentences? i don’t think you can blame the
germans for you being unintelligible.
Ich habe auch schon mal so einen Bus gesehen und mochte es kaum glauben. Was die Aufschrift wirklich zu einem “epic fail” macht, ist, dass sich der Name des Unternehmens in Wirklichkeit mit “Ü” schreibt. Hätte man sich die tolle Idee des Gra-fickers gespart, die Ü-Punkte mit dieser tollen Möwe darzustellen, wäre es längst nicht so sehr “fail”…
yes because every german is a nazi, all of them support nazis,
including the jews who were also german,
not to mention that all germans continue to be nazis.
just like all americans are backwards, racist bastards who enslave and
conform every non-white non-christian. oh wait…
All Germans drink beer in huge glasses (Steins) live in the bavarian mountains, “yodel” all day, wear traditional leather trousers… not to forget: they are huge and blonde with blue eyes…
Watch Chevy Chase in his “national lampoon” (or so) Movie. That is what americans know/think about Germans/Germany.
But beware: There be dragons!
and as an american girl asked me in Ireland:
I wonder how computers look like in Germany…
Well… They are made of wood and cow shit and running on Sauerkraut-OS XP by Mickisoft
The point that i was making is people like stfu shouldn’t be so over emotional about everything!!! Get over yourselfs, have a beer and a laugh! Ok, duke?
…the USA is treating others (eye-shapes (Vietnam…), colours (red or black for example. The indians always lived in peace there and the black immigrants went there by themselves). religions (Muslim…), political systems (yes… they really love communism), with or without oil (Iraq? Anyone?…) always with the greatest respect!
That is, why they always live in peace and never fought a war (not even in the own country)
The Indians did NOT always live in peace, and you’re an ignorant toad for making that statement. Ask the Sioux and the Kiowa about their tribal history in the Dakotas, just for one small example out of thousands…that we even KNOW about…since they don’t have much of a written history.
lass mich raten? du wohnst südlich des weisswurstäquators? und bitte lern zu beleidigen. ich bin ein pfeffersack kein fischkopp du depp. bremerhavener sind fischköppe. das ist so, als würdest du einen franken, als bayern bezeichnen
What about Metternich in the late 1700s and the early 1800s? He wanted to control as much of Europe as he could. He was Austrias Emperor. Then Austria underwent a massive fail.
damit die tommys komplett ausrasten (und noch mehr schimpfen): scheint echt so als ob die deutschen sie über “fails” mehr freuen können als andere. sind wir dadurch als “schadenfroher” zu bezeichnen? wäre ja mal was neues! XD
damit die tommys komplett ausrasten (und noch mehr schimpfen): scheint echt so als ob die deutschen sie über “fails” mehr freuen können als andere. sind wir dadurch als “schadenfroher” zu bezeichnen? wäre ja mal was neues! XD
I have no prob w/people speaking something other than English. But, am I
using Babel Fish wrong? “Jetzt erst recht” comes back as “Now Only Quite”.
so…um i’m confused. lol
if you continue to use my nick, you force me to use German language in every comment in order to clearly show that it was the real grond writing the comment
Yo man, just like the Americans all ride on horses all day, wearing colts and cowboy hats and defending their log cabin against the Indians.
Why don’t you come on over to Germany and have a look for yourself? Or at least, take some history lessons.
do you know the sentence “freedom of speach”? its wonderfull to be able to speak and understand more than one language. there seem to be some people in america who have a language – and a brain-fail too!
Unfortunately, the freedoms put forth in the Bill of Rights have no purview on the global platform that is the series of tubes, seeing as how some of those tubes end up in other countries.
I’m actually quite surprised to see so many Germans here. Most Germans I know think they are good at english, but when they need to read an article or need to form longer sentences than “I know english”, they all suck horribly. Almost as bad as Lodda.
Wundert euch nicht dass ihr dumm angemacht werdet wenn ihr auf einer englischsprachigen Seite deutsch redet. Sowas ist extrem unhöflich. Mögt ihr doch bei Türken auch nicht, oder?
Ich finde es generell unhöflich, aber ein Mal bei gegebenen Anlass sehe ich da kein Problem.
Hab da mit Franzosen, Spaniern (/Süd-Amerikanern) und Türken sehr viel schlechtere Erfahrungen mit dauerhaften und fast ausschließlichem Verwenden Ihrer Muttersprache gemacht, obwohl die Foren/Blogs/Websites auf Englisch oder Deutsch geführt wurden.
Aber ein Mal ist kein Mal – wie man so schön sagt (:
I heartily agree, even though I’m an American. I think that the Nazi party’s reign was a part of history best left to the textbooks. Germany was under the grip of a dictator and that has little reflection on the way their people act or think today. How can we expect them to forgive our country’s mistakes (like Dresden. I feel embarrased mentioning it.) when we won’t forgive theirs?
Ich stimme herzlich zu, obwohl ich ein Amerikaner bin. Ich denke, dass die Herrschaft der NaziPartei ein Teil Geschichte gut überlassen die Lehrbücher war. Deutschland war unter dem Griff eines Diktators und das hat wenig Reflexion auf der Weise ihre Leutetat oder denkt heute. Wie wir sie erwarten können, um Fehlern unseres Landes zu verzeihen (wie Dresden. Ich fühle mich verlegen, es erwähnend.), wenn wir nicht ihrem verzeihen? Babelfish Übersetzung. Traurig über Fehler.
correct translation due to babelfish fail:
Ich stimme von Herzen zu, obwohl ich Amerikaner bin. Ich denke, dass die Nazi-Herrschaft ein Teil der Geschichte war, den man am besten den Lehrbüchern überlässt. Deutschland stand unter der Fuchtel eines Diktators und das hat wenig Nachwirkungen auf die Art und Weise, wie die Deutschen heutzutage handeln oder denken. Wie können wir von ihnen erwarten, dass sie die Fehler unseres Landes vergeben (wie Dresden. Ich fühle mich beschämt, wenn ich es erwähne.), wenn wir ihre nicht vergeben?
Come on, don’t be so condescending just because your English is a bit better. You can get along very well as an Englischsprecker in Germany. Much better than in France or Italy. (Or parts of Britain.) The Dutch and Scandinavians are really good. Probably because they don’t always dub foreign movies.
“God damn, there’s bogies all other the place! We’re going to have to use some serious tactical maneuvers to get out this my old boy! Don’t let those bloody germans take you alive! We must resist!”
(BTW: stop with the German-hating already. There’d be no beer industry in this country without guys like Anheuser, Busch, Pabst, Yuengling, et al. You don’t like it, too bad. *Gõttverdammter schmalzgesichten*
I was not referring to beer in general, just beer in the US. Germans dominated the industrialization of beer manufacture in the US in the mid to late 1800s. The three biggest names in the industry by 1910 were Adolphus Busch, Frederick J. Pabst, and William Lemp, all from good German families. It’s through their efforts and successes (and an extensive German immigrant population) that the dominant beer style in the US is lager, rather than pale ale. Got yer history fail right here, bub.
You clearly state, bub, that – “There’d be no beer industry in this country”. This, as I stated earlier, is incorrect.
True, zie Germans where very influential in how the beer industry progressed in the US and may well have led to lager becoming the beer of choice. However, if the influence of zie Germans hadn’t of occurred, the US would still have a beer industry (it may not have had lager as the beer of choice but there would still be beer available)!!
Living up to your name, I see. You’re completely ignoring the demographics of 19th-century America. Germans were the one of the largest and best-organized ethnic groups in the country, and remained so up until WWI. (Read up on the Turner Hall/Turnverein organization.) Without the Germans, large-scale beer production would not have occurred at the same time or in the same fashion as it did. It would have most probably have stayed localized. If the Italians or Irish had been dominant in large-scale alcohol production, we’d be drinking wine or whiskey. Either that or else Czech pilsners. Anyway, I’m gonna go have a homebrew. Go bore yourself.
Oh believe me I don’t think I could become any more bored than I am right now you krazy kat… Hence my argument ;P …
Anyways, you are again avoiding the truth. As I mentioned before, beer would have become the drink of choice even if zie Germans hadn’t of had their say. Beer was already the drink of choice in 20th century US and not wine. It was just they were mainly drinking pale ales, as you yourself previously pointed out (thanks).
Not to mention that some German words kind of sound like their English counterparts too… like “gut” or “besser.”
Ganz zu schweigen von dem klingen irgendeine Deutschwortart von wie ihre englischen Amtskollegen auch… wie gut oder besser.
Meine Entschuldigungen, wenn ich die fehlbuchstabierte. Oder wenn Babelfish nicht dieses richtig übersetzte.
All you bloggers and website owners send me a link to your URL and we will post them in our new “Featured Sites” section. The more external links you have to your website the better traffic you’ll get!
Amazing, how people feel attacked the moment somebody else posts in another language than English… Amazing.
Reading the posts it’s really like you guys have not learnt anything the last 60+ years….
Have a look here: http://failblog.org/2008/06/26/tatoo-fail/
well, there are still people considering themselves as the world’s navel. and disavowing the fact that there are thousands of other languages around the globe. and thinking that this is an american blog. it isn’t. as the org-whois says: it’s a british blog.
there are also still people out there having missed every history lesson in their whole lifes. having no idea of what they do or even cause when they insult germans by blaming them for WW2.
it stands to reason that germans answer back.
Omigosh! I saw a bus from this company before too. The funny part was it passed us in the right lane only slow down to like 15 km below the speed limit. My friend was like “f*cker!” And then we read the name… =)
“they’re”, pardon.
(and yeah, i’m german . english spelling fail. but as i see others fail worse in worse fields. like, uh, prejudice and all. although in fact i AM trying to achieve world leadership. that’d be so neat.)
i don’t see the fail.
but i do see the win
bend over and i’ll show you the win
And I’ll show you my CARTOONS by clicking on my name link!
No one wants to see your CARTOONS.
^I agree with him
advertisement fail
agreed with aaaaanon
SEEN, CRAP,GET A DAY JOB
you cartoons kinda suck… they are funny but you can draw pretty okay
ARE U LINKING ICHC ON A ICHC SITE????
First!!!
get raped hahahahaha
You know, that was INCREDIBLY offensive and tasteless. Do you know what it’s like to suffer a sexual assault of any kind? I pray to God you never do. The shame. The feeling that you’re dirty and worthless. The horror every time you step out your door it’ll happen again. The nightmares. The tears. And I wasn’t even raped, I was just forced to endure unwelcome touches to private areas of my body for two years. You owe an apology to everyone here.
Wow, i appreciate you’ve been through a lot but seriously is here the best place for this?!?
I’ve never been through a sexual assault of any kind, but even I can appreciate that it’s not funny. Some one posted a very offensive joke, so yes the response to it is in the right place as far as I’m concerned.
The details mind are not really needed on a site that is basically dedicated to taking zie p!ss!
welcome to the internet
i repeat my comment for the person who started this.
welcome to the internet…
Aw, that guy’s offensive in and of himself. I mean, look at his screenname.
welcome to the internet lol
Seriously?
On Failblog??
I understand you’ve been through a traumatic experience, but that’s not going to change the way anyone behaves on the internet.
Don’t bother taking things like this so seriously, you’re not going to change anything. Idiots will be idiots.
They’re just happy that they got a reaction out of you, and that’s all they wanted in the first place, so since they’ve been gratified, comments like theirs will continue.
The best way to stop people from saying things that are purely for shock value, is to stop reacting to them.
He probably just said that b/c the “FIRST” guy’s name was “ass”
Amen.
welcome to the internet hah
this is either an idiot on the intertubes or a really bad attempt at a joke
no. i know some people that rode on this bus, or one very much like it. unless you are referring to the rape joke, in which case i absolutely agree.
stfu welcome to the internet
STFU, please leave the internet. Preferably find a gun and blow your brain out the top of your skull, because your lief is pathetic and worthless. Quit wasting our air and get out.
‘lief’ lolololololol
need i say more.. stfu
Enough of this crap. Is there any way to ban a user from failblog?
If not, there should be.
@Dark:
GTFO
How is your comment any better than his?
People like you are increadibly offensive to some people. Enough said.
FFS, tell a therapist, no one on the internet cares. Cry harder.
Win.
you liked it though….
Jami, I HAVE been raped, and I still didn’t get all riled up at this dip-shits comment. Oh, and for the record you were sexually assaulted, which is just as bad as rape. Seek therapy. That was not meant as a slam, really therapy can help.
Yeah…..if you’re gonna make the tasteless comments, please don’t drag the Hokie Nation down into the gutter with you. At least have the decency to change the nick.
no welcome to the internet
FAIL, you tool
What is it with all the losers trying to be first? It doesn’t matter if you succeed in being first or not. You still fail. You either fail for being a dork who was the first to write a comment, or you’re the inept loser who tried to write the first comment.
Either way, you suck.
enjoy.
…but you re still having fun commenting “firstlings”…
SERIOUSLY! AMEN TO THAT BROTHA!
Nice work advertising…
I saw this bus in estonia
Weiß Bescheid Schätzchen!
Yo, das Foto is hier aus Aachen^^
Oha, es tummeln sich unerwartet viele Landsleute hier
Tatsächlich! Gleich am Theater!
Wirklich viele Deutsche hier…
wohoo aachen
gestern noch vorbeigerannt
gerannt also
Fühle mich genötigt, auch meinen Senf dazuzugeben.
Hooray for being German! I bet you all feel special now….
Ich habe ein übel riechendes Huhn
Das tut mir Leid für dich. Schade, dass es kein Hahn ist, das wäre echt lustig in der babelfish-Übersetzung geworden xD
word! XD
hjnhttyyhyrgy4th8urws
What?
Ich wünsche, dass ich wusste, wie man Deutsch sprach. Dann konnte ich zu diesem amüsanten Gespräch ebenso beitragen. So bin ich nur eine niedrige englische sprechende Person und weiß nicht, wie man großen schlaffen Esel-Detektiv in jeder anderen Sprache sagt
huh? I didn’t say anything like that, and I never will…
I just think that translating cuss words with babelfish etc leads to hilarious results…
BTW, “Esel-Detektiv” made me, well, ROFLMAO!
(he prbly wanted to say “a** inspector”, but translated into German, it said “donkey detective”… xD)
Yea- I got a big kick out of Esel-Detektiv as well. Aber meine Deutsch ist schade….
^^
This is what the internet would look like had we not won WWII
International cooperation FAIL
Du sollst sterben.
I dont know what you lot just said but but it hurt my eyes! Please reframe from speaking your tribal grunts here… oh and have a bloody nice day!
ReichFAILen
You mean, it would be “FEILblog” then?
I AM A JELLY DOUGHNUT!!!!!!!!!
Wait…
>.>
HA!
JFK joke win!
(For those of you who don’t know, Kennedy’s legendary “Ich bin ein Berliner” quote literally translates to “I am a jelly doughnut.” He didn’t need the “ein.”)
What, so the German word for Berliner, with a small add-on to the sentence, means jam-doughnut? Wow.
Not really.
The word “Berliner” either means a person from Berlin or a jelly doughnut.
(Thats kinda like “hamburger”), but when you talk about the first one, you normally don’t use an article.
But as a matter of fact, Berliner (= jelly doughnuts) are called “Pfannkuchen“ in Berlin – and ONLY in Berlin!! Anywhere else in Germany, „Pfannkuchen“means „pan cake“. So the people in Berlin listening to JFK cheered anyway…
Yes, he did really need an ‘ein’.
The subleties of the German language:
Saying “Ich bin Berliner” would have
meant that he was from Berlin.
Saying “Ich bin ein Berliner”, especially in the context
of his speech, meant that he considered
himself a citizen of Berlin.
And rest assured that none of the Germans listening
understood that he said he was a jelly donut. Not only
because, as mentioned before, Berliners do call it
Pfannkuchen.
Anyway: perfect German for JFK, urban legend fail for
anyone who thinks otherwise.
Tatsächlich! Gleich am Theater!
Wirklich viele Deutsche hier…
vielleicht ausschließlich Landsleute ^^
Landsleute-Fail ^^
Yep, die Teile fahren hier in Neuss / Düsseldorf täglich durch die Gegend.
Auf den neueren Modellen schreiben sie sich inzwischen ausdrücklich mit “ue” anstatt mit “ü”.
Lol echt wohl? Hab auch noch die alte Version gesehen öfter.
Sau stark einfach mal.
ich bin ine
lols
ick bin leebinzehousen schvinen schnauzer leiderhosen. Veenerschnitzel.
Wow… it’s such a beautiful language, just rolls right off the tongue so elegantly…
Epic Fail mein Freund. Sag mal ich bin ein Berliner du Vogel
oh no, it was a win, because apparently in my attempt to make up german-sounding words, i actually wrote two real ones! awesome!
ps: my husband speaks fluent german, so i hear it all the time, and it still sounds dirty and ugly to me. sorry.
talk german to me honey!
Well, German ain’t exactly one of the Romance languages.
harr… der bus fährt die redaktion des grevenbroicher tagblatts durch die gegend. mit jeder menge doornkaat. harr harr…
i thought the internet was english only. stfu with this moonspeak.
Fail. all i can say about this post. “internet is for english only?” so wait all the other countries that don’t speak english, like japan and russia and china, europe and most of those countries, don’t have internet because they don’t speak english? yeah…. learn about the internet before you actually use it.
i thank god every day there is russian internet because i can stream live soccer from a russian web site in good quality i love that site plus its free
What’s the site? Would be useful for Britain – we’re not allowed to see the Saturday, 3pm games live (unless we go to the games themselves)!
Sense of humour fail.
Where was the humour in that? There was none, you total tool. Hell, you’re such a useless tool that nobody uses you any more because there are tools that are better than you in every single way.
Yes, europe is a country
Yeah and they all speak french there, don’t they? Like “Eeeuu-ro-peeh”
Ricky Booby?
You mean, Jean Girard?
YEAH! And he didn’t even know that the language they were speaking wasn’t moonspeak!!!! Can you believe that?!?!?!?!
…
…
stfu… moron.
Yes, “Chuck Norris”, you should shut up. Do the entire internet a favour.
Epic Topography Fail!
It’s geography. Fail.
Uhm, this website is in english, so its simple common sense to speak english here. English is an international language, and if you still cant speak it, STFU or accept that you’re epic fail yourself.
Its extremely rude to talk in a different language on an open board, you should know that.
really bad attempt at joke fail
And? ” oh this website is english only english speaking people can come here
and you can’t use your own native langauge?” Thats basically the summary of your post. If people want to speak in another language, fine, they can. and just because it isthe international language doesn’t mean that it should be the only thing spoken.
So everybody should speak English huh?
Actually, everybody should be forced to learn Esperanto… then every word in existence shall be translated into Esperanto and all other languages shall be abolished.
One world language, done.
I’d say cultural diversity fail.
i absolutely agree to you. come on folks, let’s speak esperanto from now on… (ah, is there anyone capable to teach us? no? then: teacher FAIL. damn…)
I wish I could… sadly I have no idea where to start.
So what do you have to say about your username? Hypocrite win.
or english the only language you know?
Shit, now I have to run this through babelfish in order to understand it.
ahhhhhh LOL!!! I laughed and laughed and laughed, OUT LOUD for REAL. You are awesome. Moonspeak! Hilarious!
Sorry – lol on moonspeak
Lachen! Lachen!
Ich stelle mal ne fiese Vermutung an:
Sind alles Deutsche die hier posten und sich immer einen abbrechen und in Englisch schreiben, obwohl hier kaum Englischsprachige Leute anwesend sind.
so seh ich das auch^^
No, I’m sure some of these people don’t really speak german. They use babelfish, like i’m using:
Nicht I’ m sure einige dieser Leute don’ t sprechen wirklich Deutsches. Sie benutzen babelfish, wie ich verwende. Traurig, wenn dieses eine schlechte Übersetzung ist.
Unglaublich schlechte übersetzung
Germany seem to be the country that is more interested in FAIL than others – we just had a nice FAIL in the EM…
Aww, don´t talk about…this was an epic – no! – a legendary FAIL. Just sad.
Abbreviation translation fail…
FAIL!! Switzerland is interested, too!!
i do wish tho they would post in english as it is an english site i do use a translator to post what i say on other websites in another language
Ahhhh…. that explain use of words in order random….;)
rofl
That one just came out of nowhere, and caused some real lmfao over here.
lmaooo! touché
:D:D:D
aaaaaaaw you poor thing, the internet is ruining your life.
all tubes shall conform to you.
suck it up and translate or shut up and don’t read it.
it’s just about your mom anyway.
actualy its about your mom and how she loves german doodle in her v hole dont worry shes berlins nmuber 94th best whore you should be proud that you mum has the clap and the crabs and not the aids well the pimple coverd behind isnt that good looking
Sheesh, keep your obsessions with your mom to yourself.
nice job failing at double posting.
maternal fantasies fail.
well if you can read german what are you complaining about?
is it because you can’t form sentences? i don’t think you can blame the
germans for you being unintelligible.
Ich habe auch schon mal so einen Bus gesehen und mochte es kaum glauben. Was die Aufschrift wirklich zu einem “epic fail” macht, ist, dass sich der Name des Unternehmens in Wirklichkeit mit “Ü” schreibt. Hätte man sich die tolle Idee des Gra-fickers gespart, die Ü-Punkte mit dieser tollen Möwe darzustellen, wäre es längst nicht so sehr “fail”…
Gra-ficker. Wasn Brüller^^
This fail has been officially hacked by german shit bags
Hey, come on now, there’s no need for such strong language! What have the Germans ever done to us?
apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health?
yuck! life of brian! rofl. passt!
i thought that was the romans?
Exterminate the jews.
That’s pretty bad.
stfu with it, it’s enough now.
They have done that to YOU? So how IS the afterlife?
rofl! ymmd
They tried to take over the world a couple of times… That wasn’t fun for anyone.
also you: stfu with it, it’s enough now.
Watch your heart
stfu why dont you go watch some nazi p0rn if you love em so much! hmmmmmmmm?
yes because every german is a nazi, all of them support nazis,
including the jews who were also german,
not to mention that all germans continue to be nazis.
just like all americans are backwards, racist bastards who enslave and
conform every non-white non-christian. oh wait…
All Germans drink beer in huge glasses (Steins) live in the bavarian mountains, “yodel” all day, wear traditional leather trousers… not to forget: they are huge and blonde with blue eyes…
Watch Chevy Chase in his “national lampoon” (or so) Movie. That is what americans know/think about Germans/Germany.
But beware: There be dragons!
and as an american girl asked me in Ireland:
I wonder how computers look like in Germany…
Well… They are made of wood and cow shit and running on Sauerkraut-OS XP by Mickisoft
Holy crap.. I laughed so hard!
Nice, epic win!
And are probably more stable even so.
“Mickisoft”? Would’t it be “Winzigweich”?
rofl
ah, national assumptions… aka national stereotypes
i wish. i want a wooden computer with a stein holder.
Bloody good job i aint American then ay matey!?
The point that i was making is people like stfu shouldn’t be so over emotional about everything!!! Get over yourselfs, have a beer and a laugh! Ok, duke?
Aussi!
Or maybe a Kiwi
Nope, sorry rev!
what does being american have to do with understanding false stereotypes?
and the yankees didn’t???
history FAIL!
…the USA is treating others (eye-shapes (Vietnam…), colours (red or black for example. The indians always lived in peace there and the black immigrants went there by themselves). religions (Muslim…), political systems (yes… they really love communism), with or without oil (Iraq? Anyone?…) always with the greatest respect!
That is, why they always live in peace and never fought a war (not even in the own country)
The Indians did NOT always live in peace, and you’re an ignorant toad for making that statement. Ask the Sioux and the Kiowa about their tribal history in the Dakotas, just for one small example out of thousands…that we even KNOW about…since they don’t have much of a written history.
Semantics fail.
Irony detection fail
life fail.
what happened to the Civil War then? did we war with the canadians?
Every year…go Red Wings!
I´m from austria…
we never tried to take over the world!
we were forced by germany (.<
don´t blame us!
Hitler was born in austria…
so?
that is fact. he was born in braunau am in, which was, is and will ever be in austria.
“Inn”, not “in”…
sh*t! epic keyboard fail.
but it´s still a part of austria isn´t it?
The city of Braunau, yes. The Inn, OTOH, also runs through Germany…
yes it is a feeding river of the donau, which runs through bavaria.
but bavaria is not germany. i am from bremen and i hate leatherpants and pretzels. the beer is not bad – thats all.
hdf fischkopp
lass mich raten? du wohnst südlich des weisswurstäquators? und bitte lern zu beleidigen. ich bin ein pfeffersack kein fischkopp du depp. bremerhavener sind fischköppe. das ist so, als würdest du einen franken, als bayern bezeichnen
oder einen badner als schwaben.
I AM NOT AUSTRISH!
What about Metternich in the late 1700s and the early 1800s? He wanted to control as much of Europe as he could. He was Austrias Emperor. Then Austria underwent a massive fail.
Metternich wasn’t emperor of Austria, he was an influential politician.
go playing on the autobahn!
We all do that after work, while going home at 160 mph, while you go home with 55 or so…
alter, ich meinte zu dem yankee, er solle auf die autobahn zum spielen gehn. was was meinste, weshalb ich das geschrieben hab?
Alta! Schwör! Habb isch gongred Übersicht verloren, wer hier wem antwortet.
Ich bin nicht dein Alter!
And I’m sure you just LOVE the cost of gas at those speeds.
because everything is so much safer when it’s going so fast you don’t see it coming.
Must… resist…
…Resistance fail.
That’s what SHE said…
Schnell! Schnell! Kartoffelkopf!
Potato head?
damit die tommys komplett ausrasten (und noch mehr schimpfen): scheint echt so als ob die deutschen sie über “fails” mehr freuen können als andere. sind wir dadurch als “schadenfroher” zu bezeichnen? wäre ja mal was neues! XD
Wir sind ja auch das Land, das die Schadenfreude erfunden hat. Wunderst du dich da noch?
Bringen wir die Affen zum Ausrasten… *hehe*
damit die tommys komplett ausrasten (und noch mehr schimpfen): scheint echt so als ob die deutschen sie über “fails” mehr freuen können als andere. sind wir dadurch als “schadenfroher” zu bezeichnen? wäre ja mal was neues! XD
vielen herzlichen Dank aus den USA, dass ihr uns das Wort “Schadenfreude” gegeben habt!
Our pleasure!
haha wie geil. also jetzt alle neuen bilder mit deutsch vollknallen?
Jetzt erst recht xD
I have no prob w/people speaking something other than English. But, am I
using Babel Fish wrong? “Jetzt erst recht” comes back as “Now Only Quite”.
so…um i’m confused. lol
Aw, don’t worry. Babel Fish is pretty poor when it comes to accurate translations…
Gerne! Ich bin dabei
Ab jetzt bin ich nicht mehr “FIRST” sondern “ERSTER”
aachen ole ole
Jep!
It’s photoshopped!
First Photoshop comment on this fail
wenn den bus schon manche leute hier gesehn haben, wie in aller welt solls dann gephotoshopped sein? comment FAIL
Irony detection fail!
Wenn die Leute den Bus schon gesehen haben, dann waren es sicher Photoshopper
wenn überhaupt, dann gefotoladent!
Ich bin nass und klebrig. Meine wiener riecht nach Fisch, sondern schmeckt wie Hühnchen.
translator fail
Indeed. Btw how do you taste your own wiener ?
don’t tell anyone i said this, but you have to be a girl so you can bend over really far
hate that smiley
it doesn’t even display what it means : P
A girl who has a wiener? Eww. Transgender fail.
i realy don´t want to find THAT out.
enough! stop the racist crap! not every german was a nazi!
yes they were, are, and always will be
if you continue to use my nick, you force me to use German language in every comment in order to clearly show that it was the real grond writing the comment
also lass es lieber bleiben
Yo man, just like the Americans all ride on horses all day, wearing colts and cowboy hats and defending their log cabin against the Indians.
Why don’t you come on over to Germany and have a look for yourself? Or at least, take some history lessons.
Wait, you’re saying people DON’T do that? Damn, what kind of wild world have I been living in, out here in the western part of the country?
STFU Im german, i live in america. I havent killed any jews and I am not planning to do so either.
Americans Fail.
idiots fail.
That’s what he said.
Understanding fail.
haha i once saw this bus drive past my house, made me laugh
oh and its not photoshopped ive seen it before
do you know the sentence “freedom of speach”? its wonderfull to be able to speak and understand more than one language. there seem to be some people in america who have a language – and a brain-fail too!
Unfortunately, the freedoms put forth in the Bill of Rights have no purview on the global platform that is the series of tubes, seeing as how some of those tubes end up in other countries.
I would go as far as saying that the Bill of Rights is pretty much null anyway. It barely has any authority in the US let alone a global website/blog.
You’d probably be surprised how many Germans speak English. And your comment fails. Go back to your couch, potato.
I’m actually quite surprised to see so many Germans here. Most Germans I know think they are good at english, but when they need to read an article or need to form longer sentences than “I know english”, they all suck horribly. Almost as bad as Lodda.
Wundert euch nicht dass ihr dumm angemacht werdet wenn ihr auf einer englischsprachigen Seite deutsch redet. Sowas ist extrem unhöflich. Mögt ihr doch bei Türken auch nicht, oder?
Hast recht. Wir sollten das besser lassen…
Ich finde es generell unhöflich, aber ein Mal bei gegebenen Anlass sehe ich da kein Problem.
Hab da mit Franzosen, Spaniern (/Süd-Amerikanern) und Türken sehr viel schlechtere Erfahrungen mit dauerhaften und fast ausschließlichem Verwenden Ihrer Muttersprache gemacht, obwohl die Foren/Blogs/Websites auf Englisch oder Deutsch geführt wurden.
Aber ein Mal ist kein Mal – wie man so schön sagt (:
I heartily agree, even though I’m an American. I think that the Nazi party’s reign was a part of history best left to the textbooks. Germany was under the grip of a dictator and that has little reflection on the way their people act or think today. How can we expect them to forgive our country’s mistakes (like Dresden. I feel embarrased mentioning it.) when we won’t forgive theirs?
Ich stimme herzlich zu, obwohl ich ein Amerikaner bin. Ich denke, dass die Herrschaft der NaziPartei ein Teil Geschichte gut überlassen die Lehrbücher war. Deutschland war unter dem Griff eines Diktators und das hat wenig Reflexion auf der Weise ihre Leutetat oder denkt heute. Wie wir sie erwarten können, um Fehlern unseres Landes zu verzeihen (wie Dresden. Ich fühle mich verlegen, es erwähnend.), wenn wir nicht ihrem verzeihen? Babelfish Übersetzung. Traurig über Fehler.
correct translation due to babelfish fail:
Ich stimme von Herzen zu, obwohl ich Amerikaner bin. Ich denke, dass die Nazi-Herrschaft ein Teil der Geschichte war, den man am besten den Lehrbüchern überlässt. Deutschland stand unter der Fuchtel eines Diktators und das hat wenig Nachwirkungen auf die Art und Weise, wie die Deutschen heutzutage handeln oder denken. Wie können wir von ihnen erwarten, dass sie die Fehler unseres Landes vergeben (wie Dresden. Ich fühle mich beschämt, wenn ich es erwähne.), wenn wir ihre nicht vergeben?
Come on, don’t be so condescending just because your English is a bit better. You can get along very well as an Englischsprecker in Germany. Much better than in France or Italy. (Or parts of Britain.) The Dutch and Scandinavians are really good. Probably because they don’t always dub foreign movies.
Selbstverständlich wird das hier von Deutschen dominiert… immerhin haben wir das Wörtchen “Schadenfreude” erst erfunden. Grüße aus Berlin!
Its a town, not a corporation, and its pronounced fooking. Its in austria
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!…
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
hahaha…arrrrgh…
“God damn, there’s bogies all other the place! We’re going to have to use some serious tactical maneuvers to get out this my old boy! Don’t let those bloody germans take you alive! We must resist!”
and after we rule “failblog” – nobody will stop us!
you need a long ride on a short pier aboard the fail bus.
OMG hahahahaha
LOL, I dont see it. I like the name, has a good ring to it does it not?
JT
http://www.FireMe.To/udi
yesssss my preciousss
Wow, unnecessary arguments over race, ethnicity, and country of origin as a result of a funny picture FTL.
Laughter is the universal language.
I will now give the world a Coke.
i steal your coke and replace it with a Pepsi.
I will steal your coke and have an “alpine holiday” holiday, baby!!!!! Where’s that mirror???
Wow, nice company name… pretty bus… and the people inside? Owneds!!! mwahahahaha
Stereotype anticipation WIN
And I’m an American who doesn’t like Bush. (The president I mean)
AND YOU THINK ANYONE CARES, REST OF INTERNET USERS STEREOTYPE FAIL
Epic caplock fail.
oh, and since there are a few Germans around:
Epischer Feststelltastenfehlschlag!
Haha, that’s cute
And this translation even doesn’t fail!
(We would say it in an other way, but the translation didn’t make a mistake.)
nazi scumbag
did you even translate it?
Obviously, he didn’t…
lol, what a retard
To ignorant wastes like them, German = evil nazi murderous demons. I wish people would think for themselves…
Although caps lock may be cruise control for cool, you still have to steer.
Not when you have a VW Passat with Cruise Control AND “Lane Assist”!
It’s steering on its own then. BAM!
I don’t believe anyone went for this yet…
UNCLE!!!
(BTW: stop with the German-hating already. There’d be no beer industry in this country without guys like Anheuser, Busch, Pabst, Yuengling, et al. You don’t like it, too bad. *Gõttverdammter schmalzgesichten*
History fail!
True Zie Germans beer is a damn fine tipple but Germany by no means “invented” beer nor did they soley promote to the rest of the world!
I was not referring to beer in general, just beer in the US. Germans dominated the industrialization of beer manufacture in the US in the mid to late 1800s. The three biggest names in the industry by 1910 were Adolphus Busch, Frederick J. Pabst, and William Lemp, all from good German families. It’s through their efforts and successes (and an extensive German immigrant population) that the dominant beer style in the US is lager, rather than pale ale. Got yer history fail right here, bub.
You clearly state, bub, that – “There’d be no beer industry in this country”. This, as I stated earlier, is incorrect.
True, zie Germans where very influential in how the beer industry progressed in the US and may well have led to lager becoming the beer of choice. However, if the influence of zie Germans hadn’t of occurred, the US would still have a beer industry (it may not have had lager as the beer of choice but there would still be beer available)!!
Good day to you my failing friend!
Living up to your name, I see. You’re completely ignoring the demographics of 19th-century America. Germans were the one of the largest and best-organized ethnic groups in the country, and remained so up until WWI. (Read up on the Turner Hall/Turnverein organization.) Without the Germans, large-scale beer production would not have occurred at the same time or in the same fashion as it did. It would have most probably have stayed localized. If the Italians or Irish had been dominant in large-scale alcohol production, we’d be drinking wine or whiskey. Either that or else Czech pilsners. Anyway, I’m gonna go have a homebrew. Go bore yourself.
Oh believe me I don’t think I could become any more bored than I am right now you krazy kat… Hence my argument ;P …
Anyways, you are again avoiding the truth. As I mentioned before, beer would have become the drink of choice even if zie Germans hadn’t of had their say. Beer was already the drink of choice in 20th century US and not wine. It was just they were mainly drinking pale ales, as you yourself previously pointed out (thanks).
Anyways I’m off to get absolutely steaming.
Darf ich dich ficken?
this whole conversation is just one thing. a
FAIL
FOR NOT PROVOKING OR CONTINUING AN ARGUMENT, YOU FAIL
Phew… I was starting to believe in god till this comment…
Redundancy FAIL.
Scroll to the top and read what the title of the comment box says.
Right: 142+ Failures in Communication!
You don’t win at the internets if you can’t speak a little German or at least use Babelfish
Not to mention that some German words kind of sound like their English counterparts too… like “gut” or “besser.”
Ganz zu schweigen von dem klingen irgendeine Deutschwortart von wie ihre englischen Amtskollegen auch… wie gut oder besser.
Meine Entschuldigungen, wenn ich die fehlbuchstabierte. Oder wenn Babelfish nicht dieses richtig übersetzte.
It looks edited. Edited pictures aren’t funny. Unless they’re orignal…
it’s not edited. don’t comment without reading the rest of them.
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The conservative attack ads have begun.
it’s not fail, they have homestar runner!
All I see is win tbh.
Ausfallen
You fail at translating “fail”.
Failblog is Serious Business!!!!!!!2!!!!!!
publicity WIN!!
LOVE IT!!
oh hell no, you did NOT just say that!
He, sieht aus, wie Sie dies. abkühlt übersetzt haben. Sie wissen, juckt mein After mit der Kraft vom vom dritten Reich!
Photoshopped!!!!
Finally someone said it!
Greetings from Germany, Dummkopf! ;o)
Esto es un poste español al azar por ninguna razón.
aggiungio la lingua italiana per allargare la collezione delle lingue.
Et ici une phrase française.
OMG I totally saw a bus like that when I went to Berlin two summers ago!!!!
Amazing, how people feel attacked the moment somebody else posts in another language than English… Amazing.
Reading the posts it’s really like you guys have not learnt anything the last 60+ years….
Have a look here: http://failblog.org/2008/06/26/tatoo-fail/
well, there are still people considering themselves as the world’s navel. and disavowing the fact that there are thousands of other languages around the globe. and thinking that this is an american blog. it isn’t. as the org-whois says: it’s a british blog.
there are also still people out there having missed every history lesson in their whole lifes. having no idea of what they do or even cause when they insult germans by blaming them for WW2.
it stands to reason that germans answer back.
So, pronouned foo-ker? How’s that any better?
more like fycker
JUST NOT FUNNY
loool i saw this bus on the autobahn some month ago
grevenbroich is doch wo der horst schlemmer her kommt….. *lol*
Omigosh! I saw a bus from this company before too. The funny part was it passed us in the right lane only slow down to like 15 km below the speed limit. My friend was like “f*cker!” And then we read the name… =)
Saw this bus last year LOL
[pic]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/70/201363038_d9f96f30c8.jpg?v=1168196744[/pic]
yay, i’ve seen their buses, too. their not rare around cologne, germany
“they’re”, pardon.
. english spelling fail. but as i see others fail worse in worse fields. like, uh, prejudice and all. although in fact i AM trying to achieve world leadership. that’d be so neat.)
(and yeah, i’m german
haha ein deutscher bus
See http://www.fuecker-busreisen.de/ for their bus tours. Words mean different things in different languages. There is a town named Batman in Turkey.
ohhhh thats theaterstreet in aachen, i know the place and i have seen this bus alot!!! hehe…
I do believe that’s a win in MY books.
grevenbroich <3 i love germany <3
every year, our school hoasts a german exchange. this year the german coach company was called “hetler” coaches.
Lol I saw one of these while in Germany XD
Germans are nazis, americans are weasels, people are animals. Everyone is no one.
lol. It could be a british surname too
absolute advertising fail…
this picture doesn’t look real, though…
fail indeed!