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  1. VIRGINIATECHROFL says:

    i don’t see the fail.
    but i do see the win

  2. ass says:

    First!!!

    • VIRGINIATECHROFL says:

      get raped hahahahaha

      • Jami says:

        You know, that was INCREDIBLY offensive and tasteless. Do you know what it’s like to suffer a sexual assault of any kind? I pray to God you never do. The shame. The feeling that you’re dirty and worthless. The horror every time you step out your door it’ll happen again. The nightmares. The tears. And I wasn’t even raped, I was just forced to endure unwelcome touches to private areas of my body for two years. You owe an apology to everyone here.

      • dragonteeth says:

        Yeah…..if you’re gonna make the tasteless comments, please don’t drag the Hokie Nation down into the gutter with you. At least have the decency to change the nick.

    • ass failed says:

      FAIL, you tool

      • AustinSlacker says:

        What is it with all the losers trying to be first? It doesn’t matter if you succeed in being first or not. You still fail. You either fail for being a dork who was the first to write a comment, or you’re the inept loser who tried to write the first comment.

        Either way, you suck.

        enjoy.

  3. Gibbo says:

    Nice work advertising…

  4. Coby says:

    I saw this bus in estonia :)

  5. Klaus Kaiser says:

    Weiß Bescheid Schätzchen!

    • TomMe says:

      Yo, das Foto is hier aus Aachen^^

      • DP says:

        Oha, es tummeln sich unerwartet viele Landsleute hier

      • MS says:

        Tatsächlich! Gleich am Theater!
        Wirklich viele Deutsche hier…

        • aachenactiontown says:

          wohoo aachen :) gestern noch vorbeigerannt

          • TomMe says:

            gerannt also

            • Analstrumpf says:

              Fühle mich genötigt, auch meinen Senf dazuzugeben.

              • Rende says:

                Hooray for being German! I bet you all feel special now….

              • Halcyon says:

                This is what the internet would look like had we not won WWII

                • Snoopy says:

                  International cooperation FAIL

                • Klaus says:

                  Du sollst sterben.

                  • bored says:

                    I dont know what you lot just said but but it hurt my eyes! Please reframe from speaking your tribal grunts here… oh and have a bloody nice day!

                • CaeruleanXII says:

                  ReichFAILen

                • BiZkit says:

                  You mean, it would be “FEILblog” then?

                  • Blarg says:

                    I AM A JELLY DOUGHNUT!!!!!!!!!

                    Wait…

                    >.>

                    • RogueThree says:

                      HA!
                      JFK joke win!
                      (For those of you who don’t know, Kennedy’s legendary “Ich bin ein Berliner” quote literally translates to “I am a jelly doughnut.” He didn’t need the “ein.”)

                      • Dark says:

                        What, so the German word for Berliner, with a small add-on to the sentence, means jam-doughnut? Wow.

                      • BiZkit says:

                        Not really.
                        The word “Berliner” either means a person from Berlin or a jelly doughnut.
                        (Thats kinda like “hamburger”), but when you talk about the first one, you normally don’t use an article.
                        But as a matter of fact, Berliner (= jelly doughnuts) are called “Pfannkuchen“ in Berlin – and ONLY in Berlin!! Anywhere else in Germany, „Pfannkuchen“means „pan cake“. So the people in Berlin listening to JFK cheered anyway…

                      • hesse says:

                        Yes, he did really need an ‘ein’.

                        The subleties of the German language:
                        Saying “Ich bin Berliner” would have
                        meant that he was from Berlin.

                        Saying “Ich bin ein Berliner”, especially in the context
                        of his speech, meant that he considered
                        himself a citizen of Berlin.

                        And rest assured that none of the Germans listening
                        understood that he said he was a jelly donut. Not only
                        because, as mentioned before, Berliners do call it
                        Pfannkuchen.

                        Anyway: perfect German for JFK, urban legend fail for
                        anyone who thinks otherwise.

  6. MS says:

    Tatsächlich! Gleich am Theater!
    Wirklich viele Deutsche hier…

  7. TA says:

    vielleicht ausschließlich Landsleute ^^

  8. TA says:

    Landsleute-Fail ^^

  9. Das Gestalt says:

    Yep, die Teile fahren hier in Neuss / Düsseldorf täglich durch die Gegend.
    Auf den neueren Modellen schreiben sie sich inzwischen ausdrücklich mit “ue” anstatt mit “ü”. :)

  10. schlämmerexpress says:

    harr… der bus fährt die redaktion des grevenbroicher tagblatts durch die gegend. mit jeder menge doornkaat. harr harr…

  11. unicorn says:

    i thought the internet was english only. stfu with this moonspeak.

    • personn5 says:

      Fail. all i can say about this post. “internet is for english only?” so wait all the other countries that don’t speak english, like japan and russia and china, europe and most of those countries, don’t have internet because they don’t speak english? yeah…. learn about the internet before you actually use it.

      • minishaw says:

        i thank god every day there is russian internet because i can stream live soccer from a russian web site in good quality i love that site plus its free

        • Sam says:

          What’s the site? Would be useful for Britain – we’re not allowed to see the Saturday, 3pm games live (unless we go to the games themselves)!

      • Sam says:

        Sense of humour fail.

        • Dark says:

          Where was the humour in that? There was none, you total tool. Hell, you’re such a useless tool that nobody uses you any more because there are tools that are better than you in every single way.

      • Nwabby says:

        Yes, europe is a country

      • Chuck Norris says:

        YEAH! And he didn’t even know that the language they were speaking wasn’t moonspeak!!!! Can you believe that?!?!?!?!

        stfu… moron.

      • Nils says:

        Epic Topography Fail!

      • kraut_001 says:

        Uhm, this website is in english, so its simple common sense to speak english here. English is an international language, and if you still cant speak it, STFU or accept that you’re epic fail yourself.
        Its extremely rude to talk in a different language on an open board, you should know that.

        • aaaaanon says:

          really bad attempt at joke fail

        • personn5 says:

          And? ” oh this website is english only english speaking people can come here
          and you can’t use your own native langauge?” Thats basically the summary of your post. If people want to speak in another language, fine, they can. and just because it isthe international language doesn’t mean that it should be the only thing spoken.

        • DP says:

          So everybody should speak English huh?

          Actually, everybody should be forced to learn Esperanto… then every word in existence shall be translated into Esperanto and all other languages shall be abolished.

          One world language, done.

          I’d say cultural diversity fail.

          • cinci says:

            i absolutely agree to you. come on folks, let’s speak esperanto from now on… (ah, is there anyone capable to teach us? no? then: teacher FAIL. damn…)

        • titaniumspork19 says:

          So what do you have to say about your username? Hypocrite win.

    • nos says:

      or english the only language you know?

    • spelling nazi says:

      Shit, now I have to run this through babelfish in order to understand it.

    • daisy4given says:

      ahhhhhh LOL!!! I laughed and laughed and laughed, OUT LOUD for REAL. You are awesome. Moonspeak! Hilarious!

    • aphrodite says:

      Sorry – lol on moonspeak

    • Ja! Ja! says:

      Lachen! Lachen!

  12. flip says:

    Ich stelle mal ne fiese Vermutung an:
    Sind alles Deutsche die hier posten und sich immer einen abbrechen und in Englisch schreiben, obwohl hier kaum Englischsprachige Leute anwesend sind. :P

    • cinci says:

      so seh ich das auch^^

    • Crow says:

      No, I’m sure some of these people don’t really speak german. They use babelfish, like i’m using:

      Nicht I’ m sure einige dieser Leute don’ t sprechen wirklich Deutsches. Sie benutzen babelfish, wie ich verwende. Traurig, wenn dieses eine schlechte Übersetzung ist.

  13. Balu says:

    Germany seem to be the country that is more interested in FAIL than others – we just had a nice FAIL in the EM… ;-)

  14. minishaw says:

    i do wish tho they would post in english as it is an english site i do use a translator to post what i say on other websites in another language

  15. grond says:

    Ich habe auch schon mal so einen Bus gesehen und mochte es kaum glauben. Was die Aufschrift wirklich zu einem “epic fail” macht, ist, dass sich der Name des Unternehmens in Wirklichkeit mit “Ü” schreibt. Hätte man sich die tolle Idee des Gra-fickers gespart, die Ü-Punkte mit dieser tollen Möwe darzustellen, wäre es längst nicht so sehr “fail”…

  16. Kittens Hate USA says:

    This fail has been officially hacked by german shit bags

  17. Sam says:

    Schnell! Schnell! Kartoffelkopf!

  18. Anonymous says:

    damit die tommys komplett ausrasten (und noch mehr schimpfen): scheint echt so als ob die deutschen sie über “fails” mehr freuen können als andere. sind wir dadurch als “schadenfroher” zu bezeichnen? wäre ja mal was neues! XD

    • cinci says:

      Wir sind ja auch das Land, das die Schadenfreude erfunden hat. Wunderst du dich da noch? :D
      Bringen wir die Affen zum Ausrasten… *hehe*

  19. kraut1 says:

    damit die tommys komplett ausrasten (und noch mehr schimpfen): scheint echt so als ob die deutschen sie über “fails” mehr freuen können als andere. sind wir dadurch als “schadenfroher” zu bezeichnen? wäre ja mal was neues! XD

  20. Anonymous says:

    haha wie geil. also jetzt alle neuen bilder mit deutsch vollknallen?

  21. Anonymous #2 says:

    aachen ole ole

  22. should I? says:

    It’s photoshopped!

    First Photoshop comment on this fail

  23. Dynamo says:

    Ich bin nass und klebrig. Meine wiener riecht nach Fisch, sondern schmeckt wie Hühnchen.

  24. rexifelis says:

    enough! stop the racist crap! not every german was a nazi!

    • grond says:

      yes they were, are, and always will be

      • grond says:

        if you continue to use my nick, you force me to use German language in every comment in order to clearly show that it was the real grond writing the comment

        also lass es lieber bleiben

      • BiZkit says:

        Yo man, just like the Americans all ride on horses all day, wearing colts and cowboy hats and defending their log cabin against the Indians.
        Why don’t you come on over to Germany and have a look for yourself? Or at least, take some history lessons.

        • Blarg says:

          Wait, you’re saying people DON’T do that? Damn, what kind of wild world have I been living in, out here in the western part of the country?
          :D

      • TEAM EDWARD says:

        STFU Im german, i live in america. I havent killed any jews and I am not planning to do so either.

  25. Anonymous says:

    Americans Fail.

  26. dylan says:

    haha i once saw this bus drive past my house, made me laugh

  27. dylan says:

    oh and its not photoshopped ive seen it before

  28. kraut1 says:

    do you know the sentence “freedom of speach”? its wonderfull to be able to speak and understand more than one language. there seem to be some people in america who have a language – and a brain-fail too!

    • Blarg says:

      Unfortunately, the freedoms put forth in the Bill of Rights have no purview on the global platform that is the series of tubes, seeing as how some of those tubes end up in other countries.

      • MyMalady says:

        I would go as far as saying that the Bill of Rights is pretty much null anyway. It barely has any authority in the US let alone a global website/blog.

  29. stan says:

    You’d probably be surprised how many Germans speak English. And your comment fails. Go back to your couch, potato.

    • kraut_001 says:

      I’m actually quite surprised to see so many Germans here. Most Germans I know think they are good at english, but when they need to read an article or need to form longer sentences than “I know english”, they all suck horribly. Almost as bad as Lodda. ;)

      Wundert euch nicht dass ihr dumm angemacht werdet wenn ihr auf einer englischsprachigen Seite deutsch redet. Sowas ist extrem unhöflich. Mögt ihr doch bei Türken auch nicht, oder?

      • Snusch says:

        Hast recht. Wir sollten das besser lassen…

      • Sandra says:

        Ich finde es generell unhöflich, aber ein Mal bei gegebenen Anlass sehe ich da kein Problem.
        Hab da mit Franzosen, Spaniern (/Süd-Amerikanern) und Türken sehr viel schlechtere Erfahrungen mit dauerhaften und fast ausschließlichem Verwenden Ihrer Muttersprache gemacht, obwohl die Foren/Blogs/Websites auf Englisch oder Deutsch geführt wurden.

        Aber ein Mal ist kein Mal – wie man so schön sagt (:

      • RogueThree says:

        I heartily agree, even though I’m an American. I think that the Nazi party’s reign was a part of history best left to the textbooks. Germany was under the grip of a dictator and that has little reflection on the way their people act or think today. How can we expect them to forgive our country’s mistakes (like Dresden. I feel embarrased mentioning it.) when we won’t forgive theirs?

        • RogueThree says:

          Ich stimme herzlich zu, obwohl ich ein Amerikaner bin. Ich denke, dass die Herrschaft der NaziPartei ein Teil Geschichte gut überlassen die Lehrbücher war. Deutschland war unter dem Griff eines Diktators und das hat wenig Reflexion auf der Weise ihre Leutetat oder denkt heute. Wie wir sie erwarten können, um Fehlern unseres Landes zu verzeihen (wie Dresden. Ich fühle mich verlegen, es erwähnend.), wenn wir nicht ihrem verzeihen? Babelfish Übersetzung. Traurig über Fehler.

          • cinci says:

            correct translation due to babelfish fail:
            Ich stimme von Herzen zu, obwohl ich Amerikaner bin. Ich denke, dass die Nazi-Herrschaft ein Teil der Geschichte war, den man am besten den Lehrbüchern überlässt. Deutschland stand unter der Fuchtel eines Diktators und das hat wenig Nachwirkungen auf die Art und Weise, wie die Deutschen heutzutage handeln oder denken. Wie können wir von ihnen erwarten, dass sie die Fehler unseres Landes vergeben (wie Dresden. Ich fühle mich beschämt, wenn ich es erwähne.), wenn wir ihre nicht vergeben?

      • stan says:

        Come on, don’t be so condescending just because your English is a bit better. You can get along very well as an Englischsprecker in Germany. Much better than in France or Italy. (Or parts of Britain.) The Dutch and Scandinavians are really good. Probably because they don’t always dub foreign movies.

  30. taci says:

    Selbstverständlich wird das hier von Deutschen dominiert… immerhin haben wir das Wörtchen “Schadenfreude” erst erfunden. Grüße aus Berlin!

  31. KRadio says:

    Its a town, not a corporation, and its pronounced fooking. Its in austria

  32. Adriano says:

    Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!…
    Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

  33. bored says:

    “God damn, there’s bogies all other the place! We’re going to have to use some serious tactical maneuvers to get out this my old boy! Don’t let those bloody germans take you alive! We must resist!”

  34. durr says:

    you need a long ride on a short pier aboard the fail bus.

  35. Jim West says:

    LOL, I dont see it. I like the name, has a good ring to it does it not?

    JT
    http://www.FireMe.To/udi

  36. Art Vandalay says:

    Wow, unnecessary arguments over race, ethnicity, and country of origin as a result of a funny picture FTL.

    Laughter is the universal language.

    I will now give the world a Coke.

  37. Omega says:

    Wow, nice company name… pretty bus… and the people inside? Owneds!!! mwahahahaha

  38. CaeruleanXII says:

    Stereotype anticipation WIN

    And I’m an American who doesn’t like Bush. (The president I mean)

  39. Ignatz says:

    I don’t believe anyone went for this yet…

    UNCLE!!!

    (BTW: stop with the German-hating already. There’d be no beer industry in this country without guys like Anheuser, Busch, Pabst, Yuengling, et al. You don’t like it, too bad. *Gõttverdammter schmalzgesichten*

    • bored says:

      History fail!

      True Zie Germans beer is a damn fine tipple but Germany by no means “invented” beer nor did they soley promote to the rest of the world!

      • Ignatz says:

        I was not referring to beer in general, just beer in the US. Germans dominated the industrialization of beer manufacture in the US in the mid to late 1800s. The three biggest names in the industry by 1910 were Adolphus Busch, Frederick J. Pabst, and William Lemp, all from good German families. It’s through their efforts and successes (and an extensive German immigrant population) that the dominant beer style in the US is lager, rather than pale ale. Got yer history fail right here, bub.

        • bored says:

          You clearly state, bub, that – “There’d be no beer industry in this country”. This, as I stated earlier, is incorrect.

          True, zie Germans where very influential in how the beer industry progressed in the US and may well have led to lager becoming the beer of choice. However, if the influence of zie Germans hadn’t of occurred, the US would still have a beer industry (it may not have had lager as the beer of choice but there would still be beer available)!!

          Good day to you my failing friend!

          • Ignatz says:

            Living up to your name, I see. You’re completely ignoring the demographics of 19th-century America. Germans were the one of the largest and best-organized ethnic groups in the country, and remained so up until WWI. (Read up on the Turner Hall/Turnverein organization.) Without the Germans, large-scale beer production would not have occurred at the same time or in the same fashion as it did. It would have most probably have stayed localized. If the Italians or Irish had been dominant in large-scale alcohol production, we’d be drinking wine or whiskey. Either that or else Czech pilsners. Anyway, I’m gonna go have a homebrew. Go bore yourself.

            • bored says:

              Oh believe me I don’t think I could become any more bored than I am right now you krazy kat… Hence my argument ;P …

              Anyways, you are again avoiding the truth. As I mentioned before, beer would have become the drink of choice even if zie Germans hadn’t of had their say. Beer was already the drink of choice in 20th century US and not wine. It was just they were mainly drinking pale ales, as you yourself previously pointed out (thanks).

              Anyways I’m off to get absolutely steaming.

  40. Klaus says:

    Darf ich dich ficken?

  41. Anonymous says:

    this whole conversation is just one thing. a

    FAIL

  42. CaeruleanXII says:

    You don’t win at the internets if you can’t speak a little German or at least use Babelfish

    • RogueThree says:

      Not to mention that some German words kind of sound like their English counterparts too… like “gut” or “besser.”
      Ganz zu schweigen von dem klingen irgendeine Deutschwortart von wie ihre englischen Amtskollegen auch… wie gut oder besser.
      Meine Entschuldigungen, wenn ich die fehlbuchstabierte. Oder wenn Babelfish nicht dieses richtig übersetzte.

  43. Luqman says:

    It looks edited. Edited pictures aren’t funny. Unless they’re orignal…

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    Go to http://www.linkrow.com and click on the “send links” tab

  45. Bill says:

    The conservative attack ads have begun.

  46. Anonymous says:

    All I see is win tbh.

  47. Crow says:

    Ausfallen

  48. Chris says:

    Failblog is Serious Business!!!!!!!2!!!!!!

  49. Christine says:

    publicity WIN!!
    LOVE IT!!

  50. daisy4given says:

    oh hell no, you did NOT just say that!

  51. Anonymous says:

    He, sieht aus, wie Sie dies. abkühlt übersetzt haben. Sie wissen, juckt mein After mit der Kraft vom vom dritten Reich!

  52. Anonymous says:

    Photoshopped!!!!

  53. RogueThree says:

    Esto es un poste español al azar por ninguna razón.

  54. Amanda says:

    OMG I totally saw a bus like that when I went to Berlin two summers ago!!!!

  55. Elmo says:

    Amazing, how people feel attacked the moment somebody else posts in another language than English… Amazing.
    Reading the posts it’s really like you guys have not learnt anything the last 60+ years….
    Have a look here: http://failblog.org/2008/06/26/tatoo-fail/

    • furo says:

      well, there are still people considering themselves as the world’s navel. and disavowing the fact that there are thousands of other languages around the globe. and thinking that this is an american blog. it isn’t. as the org-whois says: it’s a british blog.
      there are also still people out there having missed every history lesson in their whole lifes. having no idea of what they do or even cause when they insult germans by blaming them for WW2.
      it stands to reason that germans answer back.

  56. Dark says:

    So, pronouned foo-ker? How’s that any better? :P

  57. twosheds says:

    JUST NOT FUNNY

  58. alex says:

    loool i saw this bus on the autobahn some month ago

  59. anderer says:

    grevenbroich is doch wo der horst schlemmer her kommt….. *lol*

  60. Monica says:

    Omigosh! I saw a bus from this company before too. The funny part was it passed us in the right lane only slow down to like 15 km below the speed limit. My friend was like “f*cker!” And then we read the name… =)

  61. A-vy says:

    Saw this bus last year LOL

    [pic]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/70/201363038_d9f96f30c8.jpg?v=1168196744[/pic]

  62. noah says:

    yay, i’ve seen their buses, too. their not rare around cologne, germany :)

    • noah says:

      “they’re”, pardon.
      (and yeah, i’m german :D . english spelling fail. but as i see others fail worse in worse fields. like, uh, prejudice and all. although in fact i AM trying to achieve world leadership. that’d be so neat.)

  63. Anonymous says:

    haha ein deutscher bus

  64. David Spector says:

    See http://www.fuecker-busreisen.de/ for their bus tours. Words mean different things in different languages. There is a town named Batman in Turkey.

  65. katty says:

    ohhhh thats theaterstreet in aachen, i know the place and i have seen this bus alot!!! hehe…

  66. Monty says:

    I do believe that’s a win in MY books.

  67. khagara says:

    grevenbroich <3 i love germany <3

  68. rob says:

    every year, our school hoasts a german exchange. this year the german coach company was called “hetler” coaches.

  69. Shawna says:

    Lol I saw one of these while in Germany XD

  70. hahatwintowers says:

    Germans are nazis, americans are weasels, people are animals. Everyone is no one.

  71. lol. It could be a british surname too :D absolute advertising fail…

  72. attorneys says:

    this picture doesn’t look real, though…


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