Comments on: Access Fail http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:39:10 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: el70229 http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-527986 el70229 Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:38:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-527986 this is stupid. it was taken from the inside of the building. it makes sense. this is stupid. it was taken from the inside of the building. it makes sense.

]]> By: im always first!!! http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-508203 im always first!!! Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:47:13 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-508203 first first

]]> By: Sadukat http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-461262 Sadukat Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:29:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-461262 Swits? Swits? What are you on about? Personally, I'm glad that Switzerland has been brought up in a forum. The problem is, it was for a failure at firsting, so I'll just og and shoot myself with shame. Don't mind me :P Oh, and the reason that we didn't get involved with Hitler, is that the American's were bombing us. By mistake, yes, but we told them not to fly over our airspace :D Swits?
Swits?
What are you on about? Personally, I’m glad that Switzerland has been brought up in a forum.

The problem is, it was for a failure at firsting, so I’ll just og and shoot myself with shame.
Don’t mind me :P

Oh, and the reason that we didn’t get involved with Hitler, is that the American’s were bombing us. By mistake, yes, but we told them not to fly over our airspace :D

]]> By: frank http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-288430 frank Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:15:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-288430 try turning the knob next time try turning the knob next time

]]> By: Chuck Fail http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-216839 Chuck Fail Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:33:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-216839 blls? b(a)lls? blls? b(a)lls?

]]> By: greggy http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-114929 greggy Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:46:54 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-114929 i did too, in a local target! target is run by silly people. management fail! i almost posted the picture but saw this one before I did. doublepost fail AVERTED! i did too, in a local target! target is run by silly people. management fail! i almost posted the picture but saw this one before I did. doublepost fail AVERTED!

]]> By: asdf http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-60170 asdf Sat, 09 Aug 2008 08:42:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-60170 how is the dragon slaying business these days? how is the dragon slaying business these days?

]]> By: nightbug08 http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-38008 nightbug08 Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:52:06 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-38008 And THIS is the only door in the entire building And THIS is the only door in the entire building

]]> By: Keelhaul http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-30569 Keelhaul Mon, 07 Jul 2008 01:17:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-30569 Good eye!!!Totally!!! We should meet up somewhere and do some photoshopping.....Like, you riding a bicycle on a half-pipe....on top of a really tall building...with eyes full of broken glass....and we'll photoshop me out of the picture when I push you off the bike...and you run away crying right off the edge. Cool!!! Good eye!!!Totally!!! We should meet up somewhere and do some photoshopping…..Like, you riding a bicycle on a half-pipe….on top of a really tall building…with eyes full of broken glass….and we’ll photoshop me out of the picture when I push you off the bike…and you run away crying right off the edge. Cool!!!

]]> By: C CC http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-29789 C CC Sat, 05 Jul 2008 11:42:13 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-29789 swits fail cause u fail swits fail cause u fail

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-29531 Anonymous Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:41:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-29531 Which sign should I choose to ignore... Which sign should I choose to ignore…

]]> By: hahahahaha http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-29001 hahahahaha Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:03:30 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-29001 something to be proud of? ...switzerland fail. something to be proud of? …switzerland fail.

]]> By: qualityrat http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-28678 qualityrat Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:05:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-28678 this is not photoshopped. it is from target. I've seen it on the target in Mt. pleasant, SC. always thought it was a dumb choice of words. It is for the wrong side (inside) of the entrance door and shopping cart door. this is not photoshopped. it is from target. I’ve seen it on the target in Mt. pleasant, SC. always thought it was a dumb choice of words. It is for the wrong side (inside) of the entrance door and shopping cart door.

]]> By: Fork Ewe http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-28524 Fork Ewe Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:55:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-28524 Make that quintuple. What, did the interwebs run out of zoophilia pr0n? Gotta admit kid, you've got spunk...all over your monitor. Make that quintuple.
What, did the interwebs run out of zoophilia pr0n?
Gotta admit kid, you’ve got spunk…all over your monitor.

]]> By: deepa http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-28296 deepa Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:10:37 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-28296 Is that like going in the out door.................. And very confused. Is that like going in the out door……………… And very confused.

]]> By: Kurt http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-28281 Kurt Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:19:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-28281 I am old enough to remember the rotary phones, but only from when I was fairly young, and even then remembering them in the "These things seem kind of out of date" context. OK, just for the heck of it, guess my age now. I am old enough to remember the rotary phones, but only from when I was fairly young, and even then remembering them in the “These things seem kind of out of date” context.
OK, just for the heck of it, guess my age now.

]]> By: Kurt http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-28279 Kurt Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:16:27 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-28279 I took the same pic on my cel phone. Would have posted it but it didn't turn out that well. Planned on going back and retaking it where it was a bit clearer, but SOMEONE went and screwed up that plan =-p I took the same pic on my cel phone. Would have posted it but it didn’t turn out that well. Planned on going back and retaking it where it was a bit clearer, but SOMEONE went and screwed up that plan =-p

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-28029 Anonymous Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:13:43 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-28029 photoshopped.. no question about it.. photoshopped.. no question about it..

]]> By: lala http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-28028 lala Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:12:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-28028 in case of fire :p in case of fire :p

]]> By: lala http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-28024 lala Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:12:03 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-28024 It's like buttsex lol It’s like buttsex lol

]]> By: Chuck S http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27858 Chuck S Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:32:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27858 >>I’m just wondering if this pick was taken at a Target too.<< Yep, it was...I walked past and the contradiction just caught my eye. While the intent was obvious with any thought at all, the signs created a logical conundrum that would be difficult to resolve for a (sadly) growing slice of the general population that did learn to read, but never learned to think... C >>I’m just wondering if this pick was taken at a Target too.<<

Yep, it was…I walked past and the contradiction just caught my eye. While the intent was obvious with any thought at all, the signs created a logical conundrum that would be difficult to resolve for a (sadly) growing slice of the general population that did learn to read, but never learned to think…

C

]]> By: stfu http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27837 stfu Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:11:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27837 Oh not again! Curse you, Prince! *shakes fist* Oh not again! Curse you, Prince! *shakes fist*

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27822 Anonymous Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:00:54 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27822 Well, I think they deserve to be first on failblog sometime or other... considering they have epically failed at the European Football Championship :P. Well, I think they deserve to be first on failblog sometime or other…
considering they have epically failed at the European Football Championship :P .

]]> By: erica http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27786 erica Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:10:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27786 not photoshopped! i took and submitted an identical photo from a target in KC. guess his pic was better/first. and the sensor does work from the inside, that's why it's at a slight angle, so the door doesn't open (cuz my pic is at the same angle ^_^ ) not photoshopped! i took and submitted an identical photo from a target in KC. guess his pic was better/first. and the sensor does work from the inside, that’s why it’s at a slight angle, so the door doesn’t open (cuz my pic is at the same angle ^_^ )

]]> By: aaaaanon http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27778 aaaaanon Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:59:43 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27778 suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

]]> By: aaaaanon http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27777 aaaaanon Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:58:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27777 Oh what's that? What's that? WHAT'S THAT! Hey, you're the lady from the test! Ooh, that thing has numbers on it! Oh what’s that? What’s that? WHAT’S THAT! Hey, you’re the lady from the test! Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!

]]> By: aaaaanon http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27772 aaaaanon Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:55:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27772 not so win. just my opinion. not so win. just my opinion.

]]> By: anonyman http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27746 anonyman Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:12:35 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27746 first first

]]> By: mac http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27712 mac Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:48:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27712 Offending guinea pigs - WIN! Offending guinea pigs – WIN!

]]> By: Khaaaaaaan http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27711 Khaaaaaaan Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:47:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27711 Description FAIL => quite bloody, quite believeable. I just hope other countries realize 73% of Americans disapprove of GWB and the majority of American internet users and younger voters are pretty anti-Bush, so unfortunately the only people most other countries' citizens can criticize (online) are on the same side of that fence. Description FAIL => quite bloody, quite believeable.

I just hope other countries realize 73% of Americans disapprove of GWB and the majority of American internet users and younger voters are pretty anti-Bush, so unfortunately the only people most other countries’ citizens can criticize (online) are on the same side of that fence.

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27625 Anonymous Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:19:09 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27625 Wait, that wasn't me.. i posted the first "photoshopped". all those others must be someone else. Wait, that wasn’t me.. i posted the first “photoshopped”. all those others must be someone else.

]]> By: oreo http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27561 oreo Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:18:23 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27561 or contradiction win? or contradiction win?

]]> By: bored http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27556 bored Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:10:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27556 Twice!!!! In any other country, if the majority of voters had an ounce of sense, after the first time he was elected they would have realise the man running their country had the brain capacity of a small guinea pig! But somehow the majority of the American voters decided to let chimp features have another crack at the whip! Un-bloody-believable!!!!! advertisement for the benefits of democracy = FAIL! Twice!!!!

In any other country, if the majority of voters had an ounce of sense, after the first time he was elected they would have realise the man running their country had the brain capacity of a small guinea pig! But somehow the majority of the American voters decided to let chimp features have another crack at the whip! Un-bloody-believable!!!!!

advertisement for the benefits of democracy = FAIL!

]]> By: Mourner http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27541 Mourner Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:01:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27541 the fact remains that you can clearly read two separate signs, one saying that you CANNOT enter this way, and the other stating that you CAN ONLY enter this way. They could just have placed a sign "no exit" besides that, this does not have to be an exterior door, (although the lightsource would indicate so) another possiblilty would be that this is the inner door of a type of "airgate", to prevent draft (inner door doesn't open till outer door is closed), but why you should only be allowed to enter it from one direction ???? either way, it's a fail for placing two contradicting signs. the fact remains that you can clearly read two separate signs, one saying that you CANNOT enter this way, and the other stating that you CAN ONLY enter this way.

They could just have placed a sign “no exit”

besides that, this does not have to be an exterior door, (although the lightsource would indicate so)

another possiblilty would be that this is the inner door of a type of “airgate”, to prevent draft (inner door doesn’t open till outer door is closed), but why you should only be allowed to enter it from one direction ????

either way, it’s a fail for placing two contradicting signs.

]]> By: Failing is all http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27540 Failing is all Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:01:49 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27540 people who keep typing FIRST are lame and well.......... they should be banned people who keep typing FIRST are lame and well………. they should be banned

]]> By: ed http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27538 ed Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:55:43 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27538 If it's an automatic door, why is there a bar/handle thing on it? If it’s an automatic door, why is there a bar/handle thing on it?

]]> By: mark http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27517 mark Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:29:53 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27517 obviously it will only have a sensor to open it if you come from outside. you really are a massive FAIL obviously it will only have a sensor to open it if you come from outside. you really are a massive FAIL

]]> By: wato http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27424 wato Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:40:13 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27424 Cool! A Farside quote! Gary Larson is a genius and one of the few Seppo's that understand subtle, intelligent humour. Cool! A Farside quote! Gary Larson is a genius and one of the few Seppo’s that understand subtle, intelligent humour.

]]> By: RogueThree http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27401 RogueThree Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:35:46 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27401 Quintuple posting failure! New Record! Quintuple posting failure!
New Record!

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27400 Anonymous Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:34:59 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27400 photoshopped. no question about it... photoshopped. no question about it…

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27399 Anonymous Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:34:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27399 photoshopped.. no question about it. photoshopped.. no question about it.

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27398 Anonymous Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:34:07 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27398 photoshopped. no question about it. photoshopped. no question about it.

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27397 Anonymous Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:33:40 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27397 photoshopped. no question about it. photoshopped. no question about it.

]]> By: Speyside http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27367 Speyside Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:24:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27367 "There is the known and there is the unknown and between them lies....<b>Target?©</b>" “There is the known and there is the unknown and between them lies….Target?©“

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27316 Anonymous Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:08:48 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27316 photoshopped. no question about it. photoshopped. no question about it.

]]> By: Agnus http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27312 Agnus Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:59:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27312 hey!! first!!!!!! July 1st!!!!!! hey!! first!!!!!! July 1st!!!!!!

]]> By: Agnus http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27310 Agnus Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:57:49 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27310 It's not photoshopped , It's gimpped, can't you see? It’s not photoshopped , It’s gimpped, can’t you see?

]]> By: Anji http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27292 Anji Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:37:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27292 confusion win! confusion win!

]]> By: Snafutti http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27265 Snafutti Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:54:13 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27265 dude! That's up there with rotary telephones n shit! dude! That’s up there with rotary telephones n shit!

]]> By: Shop Safe http://failblog.org/2008/07/01/access-fail/#comment-27263 Shop Safe Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:51:23 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1493#comment-27263 I am sure this is photoshopped. I am sure this is photoshopped.

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