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First!
YOure right.. youre first who will be killed
you will be killed by COCK
hehe
IMA ALLWAYS 1ST FOO
YAY now go kill lyourself you imature bitch
Second!
Photoshopped!
Moron!
Retarded!
Prove it.
I knew you would hate it
its not photoshopped, retard, its unfinished. It was only a matter of time before a hit movie with the word ‘cock’ in the title would end up on fail blog. can the firsters and photoshoppers actually stfu cos its *such* a lame ‘joke’ and it got old yonks ago.
“Yonks”? I am unfamiliar with this unit of measurement.
14 yonks to 1 fail
Are you also unfamiliar to Jackee Harry’s shopping list?
‘A pallet? A pallet? Am I reading this right? Am I reading this right? You need a pallet of chocolate-covered pretzels? Where the hell am I supposed to …? And what is this, a drum of grape jam? What is that? Is that like a drum like they ship oil in? And look at this one : “A desk of Cheez-Its.” A desk? Where are you getting these units of measurement from? Okay, you stay right here, big funny gal. I’ll be right back with … a “hammock of cake.” ‘
Family Guy win.
it’s certainly real
Originality fail.
No kidding; I’ve seen about six instances of this, all in different settings. I just wonder, is it a bunch of high schoolers with nothing better to do now that school’s out, or are the people who are installing the billboards doing it on purpose…
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What is this? NOOOOOO!!! Send in the army!
Oh no, bush made it on the internet!
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YESS!!! Comment number 4 and very proud of it!!! Next time I’ll be 1st!!
And no one fucking cares!
And no one f*cking cares!
Redundancy fail + nobody caring about your swearing = your face
In a alternate universe, I’ve come 20th!
I came twice trying to decipher your comment…..
Mind-bender win!
you came twice? well, i guess reading posts turns you on! to each his own fetishes…
Yeah, I think that’s what he/she was getting at.
It’s the world’s first porn hero!
Fail.
Orgasmo came first.
I’m pretty sure orgasmo never actually ‘came’ anywhere
Just made women cum 
But yes, you’re right… Orgasmo definitely came first!
Orgasmo would NEVER come first.
A hahaha, i die loughin… He realy NEVER EVER comes First!
Actually Orgasmo never came. He was a mormon who always needed a stunk-cock to do the deed.
stunk-cock?
“stunk-cock?”
Orgasmo probably hasn’t washed his temple garments in a while.
fail! buttman was out way before orgasmo. maybe you should buy your porn at somewhere besides blockbuster.
I BUKKAKE FOR JUSTICE!
WIN!
Well, he WAS a dick…
And by not average they mean? x)
lol there should have been no “s” in smith and change the “i” to an “e”
will “____” 4 food
(yes i was very bored while writing this..)
bored FAIL!
Actually it would be just as simple if you left it smith, “will smith 4 food” sounds like he’s going to forge something. But hurray, boredom is bliss. Just look at me, I’m commenting on this forum, I must be wicked bored.
for everyone who’s going to post something stupid because they think that’s all that’s supposed to be up there, it’s Hancock. and it’s a movie. Get off the computer for once.
I’m pretty sure everyone knows that.
irony fail
“-John Footpenis?”
“-It’s Hancock now!”
“-Why?”
“-Mind your own buisness, that’s why!”
Family Guy FTW
I just would like to say, Photshopped or not… IT’S SO TRUE XD
I lol’d.
is this what will smith is truly into?
were u born ugly or did u just get fat over time?
You must own a turquoise shirt.
I mean, damn…. I like a good Uni joke from time to time, but that’s not cool. Personality Fail!
stop logging under stupid names to defend your horrible, horrible girlfriend
If a picture was photoshopped but nobody noticed, was it really photoshopped?
What kind of a question was that? That would be like asking “If a tree in the forest fell, and no one was around, WOULD THE TREE HAVE FALLEN?”… WTF.. of course it would have… now, about the whole hearing it thing, you can argue that. Nice spelling though.
if a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around, and after a long period of time it decays into the ground and is replaced by other trees, then did any of that ever actually happen?
i submit to you that it did not.
furthermore, i submit to you that anything that happens outside my area of awareness did not, in fact, happen.
wow molesticide ur a f*ckin nerd. “i sumbit” y dont u shove that f*ckin decay tree up ur ass and get some new glasses cause i broke them outside of ur awareness so i guess it never happened. F*uckin asshole
Let’s all remain callmm…
Calm down! This is NOT a drill! I repeat, this is NOT a drill!
You should stop what you’re doing immediately and seek help.
I’d prefer him to seek a nice high bridge to plummet to his death from…
anonymous:
i regret that i do not wear glasses, so i guess you smashed somebody else’s glasses? that’s too bad, but luckily i don’t care.
however i will now submit this to you: that bitches who wears glasses is fucking HOT, yo
/agree
I third that
Agreed
Ah, but if that which occurs outside of your personal sphere of awareness does not in fact, happen, then where do these Fails and other comments come from?
these fails and comments are occurring within my area of awareness; thus, they exist. if i had never opened this internet browser, then not a single one you would actually exist. you would CEASE TO BE.
if i am not aware of it, it isn’t real. if i am aware of it, it is real only so long as i pay attention to it.
Please keep reading then… I wish to exist a little longer.
I link, therefore I am…
-bad joke alert!-
the link does not exist, because i did not click it.
you see the power i have?
My God…
Please don’t kill me, ruler over all the Internet!
Also, the cake is a lie, because I did not eat it.
-Stupid Portal reference alert-
lord how i wish i had access to portal. or for that matter, netHack.
*sigh* i miss mspaint.
never replace your pc with a mac, kids. it is the DEVIL’S device.
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If your serious about that, someone should stab you, in the eyes, with a curly straw, and drink the juicy goodness inside.
I ’sumbit’ to you this, how do i have a memory of my entire past life, if i do not exist unless i am your sphere of awareness?
How ever if you do not mean that in all seriousness, excellent job in pissing off and confusing a multitude of people.
your memories are also a product of my mind.
BEHOLD the unerring power of SOLIPSISM.
i am NEVER WRONG
To be honest, think of it from your perspective: Can you prove that any of this is happening? It could be a dream or a hallucination… The only thing that exists is you, because you can’t prove that everything else isn’t a fabrication.
Just plug me back in and stick me in the goo.
if a tree falls in the forest do the other trees laugh? personification fail?
Cuck the godfahter of homo
I read about this in the news…the people putting this up took a two hour lunch after only finishing this half of the word. I believe they said it was in London, and in the middle of the day, so people were gettting really angry.
This picture has to be from that occurence because I can’t imagine TWO construction crews being stupid enough to do this.
Completely real, I walked past this in Leicester Square in London one morning last week – about 9.30 in the morning. The blokes putting it up were resting on the truck/crane type thing whilst a gaggle of smirking locals and tourists got their phone cams out.
Made me smile, if my job usually involved putting giant plastic pandas/Harry Potters onto cinema marquees and I got the chance to spread some cock action, it would be the highlight of my year.
ya bitches, it’s real i saw it.
you posted it to the wrong blog. this one belongs to englishfail blog
that isn’t photoshopped. It’s sooo real ‘ma dear frend
LOL, major FAIL dude, Major FAIL
http://www.FireMe.To/udi
HAHA cocK
Not your average superhero XD Hilarious.
cocK
Not your average superhero XD
A’ight, people! We’re coming close a deadline here, so I say we’ll wrap it up! People, people, people, get out of here and get in the new cast! Will Smith, you will no longer be playing drunken superhero in this comedy, you will be playing the drunken superhero in this PORN movie!
Hey, you over there! I want you to shed some pink light over that bed! So what were you saying my dear Willy?
Ohh, yeah, the headliner and your screen name, you got a point, we’ll have to do something about it.
Hmmmm… What can we change Hancock into?
George Carlin tribute WIN!
Damn kids got into the toolshed again! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN WHOOP IT OFF!!!
STILL NOT FUNNY,
here i are!
“Cock” with Will Smith?…
I wont be missing a thing if i dont go to see it…
yep definetly not your average super hero alright….but seriously this movie will be funny as hell just saw the preview where he chuck the kid…fucking hilarious
what does that say about people that dream of cock to save them… hmmm, just a thought, sorry if i went too far
Ah!
So this is what they mean by “big willy weekend”
Not fail, , all one had to do is stand around and wait for them to be at this point in the sign’s construction, and take a picture. Creativity fail on the submitters part.
Photoshopped, obviously.
You all FAIL for not seeing it.
No, it isn’t since this actually happened. Moron.
What font is used at _AIL?
shopped lol.
The “not your average superhero” subheadline totally completes it.
What if you knew that the original story for this movie, titled “Tonight, He Comes”, was about a superhero who couldn’t have sex without killing the poor lady he was with?
Appropriate title win!
Well I guess COCK isn’t your average super-hero
Neither is Free Willy your average children’s story.
LOL
ohmygod! XDDDD
i <3 fail blog! i love dragons too! DRAGONZ ARE COOL! DRAGONZ ARE COOL! and i am a girl ok i am obsessed with dragons ok? ! * turns into dragon * YAY! ! ! !
Modern day Superhero is like
The firsters are getting photoshopped in! Thus they fail at something.
Ide say so, and mace to your eyes means she’s praying.