Superhero Fail
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First!
Second!
Photoshopped!
Moron!
Retarded!
Prove it.
I knew you would hate it
its not photoshopped, retard, its unfinished. It was only a matter of time before a hit movie with the word ‘cock’ in the title would end up on fail blog. can the firsters and photoshoppers actually stfu cos its *such* a lame ‘joke’ and it got old yonks ago.
“Yonks”? I am unfamiliar with this unit of measurement.
14 yonks to 1 fail
Are you also unfamiliar to Jackee Harry’s shopping list?
‘A pallet? A pallet? Am I reading this right? Am I reading this right? You need a pallet of chocolate-covered pretzels? Where the hell am I supposed to …? And what is this, a drum of grape jam? What is that? Is that like a drum like they ship oil in? And look at this one : “A desk of Cheez-Its.” A desk? Where are you getting these units of measurement from? Okay, you stay right here, big funny gal. I’ll be right back with … a “hammock of cake.” ‘
it’s certainly real
Originality fail.
No kidding; I’ve seen about six instances of this, all in different settings. I just wonder, is it a bunch of high schoolers with nothing better to do now that school’s out, or are the people who are installing the billboards doing it on purpose…
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What is this? NOOOOOO!!! Send in the army!
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YESS!!! Comment number 4 and very proud of it!!! Next time I’ll be 1st!!
And no one fucking cares!
And no one f*cking cares!
Redundancy fail + nobody caring about your swearing = your face
In a alternate universe, I’ve come 20th!
I came twice trying to decipher your comment…..
Mind-bender win!
you came twice? well, i guess reading posts turns you on! to each his own fetishes…
Yeah, I think that’s what he/she was getting at.
It’s the world’s first porn hero!
Fail.
Orgasmo came first.
I’m pretty sure orgasmo never actually ‘came’ anywhere
Just made women cum 
But yes, you’re right… Orgasmo definitely came first!
Orgasmo would NEVER come first.
A hahaha, i die loughin… He realy NEVER EVER comes First!
Actually Orgasmo never came. He was a mormon who always needed a stunk-cock to do the deed.
stunk-cock?
fail! buttman was out way before orgasmo. maybe you should buy your porn at somewhere besides blockbuster.
I BUKKAKE FOR JUSTICE!
WIN!
Well, he WAS a dick…
And by not average they mean? x)
lol there should have been no “s” in smith and change the “i” to an “e”
will “____” 4 food
(yes i was very bored while writing this..)
bored FAIL!
Actually it would be just as simple if you left it smith, “will smith 4 food” sounds like he’s going to forge something. But hurray, boredom is bliss. Just look at me, I’m commenting on this forum, I must be wicked bored.
for everyone who’s going to post something stupid because they think that’s all that’s supposed to be up there, it’s Hancock. and it’s a movie. Get off the computer for once.
I’m pretty sure everyone knows that.
irony fail
“-John Footpenis?”
“-It’s Hancock now!”
“-Why?”
“-Mind your own buisness, that’s why!”
Family Guy FTW
I just would like to say, Photshopped or not… IT’S SO TRUE XD
I lol’d.
is this what will smith is truly into?
were u born ugly or did u just get fat over time?
You must own a turquoise shirt.
I mean, damn…. I like a good Uni joke from time to time, but that’s not cool. Personality Fail!
stop logging under stupid names to defend your horrible, horrible girlfriend
If a picture was photoshopped but nobody noticed, was it really photoshopped?
What kind of a question was that? That would be like asking “If a tree in the forest fell, and no one was around, WOULD THE TREE HAVE FALLEN?”… WTF.. of course it would have… now, about the whole hearing it thing, you can argue that. Nice spelling though.
if a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around, and after a long period of time it decays into the ground and is replaced by other trees, then did any of that ever actually happen?
i submit to you that it did not.
furthermore, i submit to you that anything that happens outside my area of awareness did not, in fact, happen.
wow molesticide ur a f*ckin nerd. “i sumbit” y dont u shove that f*ckin decay tree up ur ass and get some new glasses cause i broke them outside of ur awareness so i guess it never happened. F*uckin asshole
Let’s all remain callmm…
Calm down! This is NOT a drill! I repeat, this is NOT a drill!
You should stop what you’re doing immediately and seek help.
I’d prefer him to seek a nice high bridge to plummet to his death from…
anonymous:
i regret that i do not wear glasses, so i guess you smashed somebody else’s glasses? that’s too bad, but luckily i don’t care.
however i will now submit this to you: that bitches who wears glasses is fucking HOT, yo
/agree
I third that
Agreed
Ah, but if that which occurs outside of your personal sphere of awareness does not in fact, happen, then where do these Fails and other comments come from?
these fails and comments are occurring within my area of awareness; thus, they exist. if i had never opened this internet browser, then not a single one you would actually exist. you would CEASE TO BE.
if i am not aware of it, it isn’t real. if i am aware of it, it is real only so long as i pay attention to it.
Please keep reading then… I wish to exist a little longer.
I link, therefore I am…
-bad joke alert!-
the link does not exist, because i did not click it.
you see the power i have?