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stfu

its not photoshopped, retard, its unfinished. It was only a matter of time before a hit movie with the word ‘cock’ in the title would end up on fail blog. can the firsters and photoshoppers actually stfu cos its *such* a lame ‘joke’ and it got old yonks ago.

Winter

“Yonks”? I am unfamiliar with this unit of measurement.

 
Nelson failage

Are you also unfamiliar to Jackee Harry’s shopping list?

‘A pallet? A pallet? Am I reading this right? Am I reading this right? You need a pallet of chocolate-covered pretzels? Where the hell am I supposed to …? And what is this, a drum of grape jam? What is that? Is that like a drum like they ship oil in? And look at this one : “A desk of Cheez-Its.” A desk? Where are you getting these units of measurement from? Okay, you stay right here, big funny gal. I’ll be right back with … a “hammock of cake.” ‘

 
 
 
 
 
e

No kidding; I’ve seen about six instances of this, all in different settings. I just wonder, is it a bunch of high schoolers with nothing better to do now that school’s out, or are the people who are installing the billboards doing it on purpose…

 
 
 
gerardo

YESS!!! Comment number 4 and very proud of it!!! Next time I’ll be 1st!!

Blarg

And no one fucking cares!

 
Blarg

And no one f*cking cares!

Douche

Redundancy fail + nobody caring about your swearing = your face

 
 
 
thisisawesome

In a alternate universe, I’ve come 20th!

Keelhaul

I came twice trying to decipher your comment…..

 
bingo

you came twice? well, i guess reading posts turns you on! to each his own fetishes…

Yeah Yeah Yeah, Dead

Yeah, I think that’s what he/she was getting at.

 
 
 
 
Bill

It’s the world’s first porn hero!

Anonymous

Fail.

Orgasmo came first.

Anonymous

I’m pretty sure orgasmo never actually ‘came’ anywhere :P Just made women cum :P
But yes, you’re right… Orgasmo definitely came first! :)

Derbomber

Orgasmo would NEVER come first.

Randy Marsh

A hahaha, i die loughin… He realy NEVER EVER comes First!

 
Homer

Actually Orgasmo never came. He was a mormon who always needed a stunk-cock to do the deed.

 
 
 
 
oddcat

fail! buttman was out way before orgasmo. maybe you should buy your porn at somewhere besides blockbuster.

 
 
 
 
 
FelleAndersson

And by not average they mean? x)

 
Zero

lol there should have been no “s” in smith and change the “i” to an “e”
will “____” 4 food

(yes i was very bored while writing this..)

 
Why does anyone care?

Actually it would be just as simple if you left it smith, “will smith 4 food” sounds like he’s going to forge something. But hurray, boredom is bliss. Just look at me, I’m commenting on this forum, I must be wicked bored.

 
 
aaaaanon

for everyone who’s going to post something stupid because they think that’s all that’s supposed to be up there, it’s Hancock. and it’s a movie. Get off the computer for once.

Keelhaul

I’m pretty sure everyone knows that.

 
 
 
Kazap

“-John Footpenis?”
“-It’s Hancock now!”
“-Why?”
“-Mind your own buisness, that’s why!”

 
 
ZEN

I just would like to say, Photshopped or not… IT’S SO TRUE XD

 
 
Christine

is this what will smith is truly into?

yourugly

were u born ugly or did u just get fat over time?

Bill

You must own a turquoise shirt.

 
Chuck Norris

I mean, damn…. I like a good Uni joke from time to time, but that’s not cool. Personality Fail!

christineisacunt

stop logging under stupid names to defend your horrible, horrible girlfriend

 
 
 
 
spelling nazi

If a picture was photoshopped but nobody noticed, was it really photoshopped?

Chuck Norris

What kind of a question was that? That would be like asking “If a tree in the forest fell, and no one was around, WOULD THE TREE HAVE FALLEN?”… WTF.. of course it would have… now, about the whole hearing it thing, you can argue that. Nice spelling though.

molesticide

if a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around, and after a long period of time it decays into the ground and is replaced by other trees, then did any of that ever actually happen?

i submit to you that it did not.

furthermore, i submit to you that anything that happens outside my area of awareness did not, in fact, happen.

Anonymous

wow molesticide ur a f*ckin nerd. “i sumbit” y dont u shove that f*ckin decay tree up ur ass and get some new glasses cause i broke them outside of ur awareness so i guess it never happened. F*uckin asshole

Eric

Let’s all remain callmm…

MettanAtem

Calm down! This is NOT a drill! I repeat, this is NOT a drill!

 
 
Chuck Norris

You should stop what you’re doing immediately and seek help.

Dark

I’d prefer him to seek a nice high bridge to plummet to his death from…

 
 
molesticide

anonymous:

i regret that i do not wear glasses, so i guess you smashed somebody else’s glasses? that’s too bad, but luckily i don’t care.

however i will now submit this to you: that bitches who wears glasses is fucking HOT, yo

 
 
 
Xornin

Ah, but if that which occurs outside of your personal sphere of awareness does not in fact, happen, then where do these Fails and other comments come from?

molesticide

these fails and comments are occurring within my area of awareness; thus, they exist. if i had never opened this internet browser, then not a single one you would actually exist. you would CEASE TO BE.

if i am not aware of it, it isn’t real. if i am aware of it, it is real only so long as i pay attention to it.

Chuck Norris

Please keep reading then… I wish to exist a little longer.

RogueThree

I link, therefore I am…

-bad joke alert!-

molesticide

the link does not exist, because i did not click it.

you see the power i have?

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