Send Fail, Pwn and Owned pics and vids to failpictures@gmail.com All posts are user-submitted. (To add text to your image, use the lol builder, then email it.)
Click to see G-Rated Pics and Movies Only
« Previous Child Molester Fail | Superhero Fail Next »
Perhaps this “emancipation” thing has gone too far.
Impressive. It’s a double-whammy, two fails in one. The designer must have been high off his tits, it’s not just any man that can in good conscience erect a statue of a gentleman being blown by a woman /and/ a prebubescent boy. My kudos to him!
Don’t think I didn’t see what you did there, Mr. multiple entendre.
That is because you are an idiot who can’t even think of an interesting name.
No, I’m an idiot who forgot to sign in.
Why do people leave comments like this?
Use my answer to any ‘why’ question. Because people are stupid.
Don’t think I didn’t see what you did there, Mr. multiple entendre.
Hmm. Comment display fail.
yep
Pervert child molester Abe Lincoln WIN!
Perhaps this would have been considered normal a few generations back?
YOU MISS THE POINT OF EVERYTHING IS SO MANY WAYS
ENGLISH FAIL
WELL, SPELLING FAIL REALLY.
AND CHUCK NORRIS, REALLY? YOUR’E THAT INTO HIM?
…LOOKS LIKE A BOYFRIEND BACKUP FAIL TO ME.
CHRISTINE FAIL
For someone who prides themselves on going to uni, your daily comments are really, really boring.
I thought we had to stop the Uni jokes now… I was told uni references were no longer funny…
i am the originator of uni jokes, and i hereby decree that there is to be ONE (1) uni joke made PER WEEK (7 days) at MAXIMUM until hereby declared otherwise.
TOM, you have hereby used up this week’s allotted uni joke.
i think we can all see that you have wasted (WASTED) your opportunity.
good lord man what have you done. that was such a boring use of dead already.
the ‘already’ instead of ‘comedy,’ frankly, was coming to me. i have earned your subsequent scorn.
Looking at this thing with a degree in art history, I cannot think of a single precedent where this thing would even fit….It is HIGHLY strange and awkward.
Lincoln is clothed but the child and woman are not….its usually all are clothed or none are…..I agree, designer/sculptor was “high off his tits” as ArrenLex says.
*Imagines the statue with a naked Abe, except for his hat*
*Shudders at the horror*
Abe Lincoln getting 2 blow jobs at once could NEVER have possibly been considered normal.
He was the father of USA… so it’s just the fair reward for his services.
US History fail. Lincoln isn’t considered the “father of the USA”. Perhaps Washington, but certainly not Lincoln.
OK… I apologize, I’m a damn frog-eater from France…
@ B@loo - I so snorted my coffee and nearly choked to death. 3 co workers came to my rescue.
USA has been around since 1776.
Lincoln came around 4 score and 7 years later.
Not really the “father”.
Timeline, history, and common knowledge fail.
close, that bumbling fool of a craptasticle cowardly general washington was the father of the states
I AM THE FATHER!!!!!
didn’t you hear Maury? you are NOT the father. Rosie O’Donnel is.
LOL
I AM THE FATHER OF AMERICA >=o
Have fun with the debt, Pa!!
Wow that is refreshing…men actually claiming that they are the father. pssst there is no money to be made or a free trip to the Jerry Springer show, guys
Someone get knocked up and never get a call again?
lol. insult win.
Hold the phone!! I thought Anakin Skywalker was the father? Damnit… why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about these things?!
EPIC FAIL
Oh My Goodness! I just spewed tea all over the computer. Did you have to tink about that? Cause I didn’t think people were really that quick on their feet anymore, what with all this technology! I must say, I am impresseed, AustinSlacker!
Oh My Goodness, Austin Slacker. I just spewed tea all over my computer. I didn’t think people were actually still that quick on their feet. I must say, I am impressed! You’re a mushroom too.
MUSHROOM: fed a bunch of crap and kept in the dark!
If he happens to be the father of the USA, this is how it happened…
XD
no comment
Then why did you comment?
I can’t abide people who comment but have nothing to say.
I have nothing to add to this.
this is not a productive area of discussion.
This line of conversation leads nowhere.
There was no reason for me to write this sentence.
I couldn’t come up with something funny to write.
Yawn…
In case you didn’t notice, that was a takeoff from a line in The Aviator.
Sheesh. Did nobody else see that movie?
I didn’t notice
movie reference fail
mine was futurama.
Just trying to shrink the comment box…
Shrinkage complete.
We have liftoff.
It shrunk.
The Dude abides.
FIRST!
Nope. Fail.
Screw you Failwell
Brothers PLEASE! Can’t we all just get along?
Let’s all go over to my place for some Kool Aid.
Perfect for this setting, I’d have to say, unfortunately not. However nice that may be, and however many problems it would solve, we are just humans. We are ignorant and defiant, wishing our way to be THE ONLY way. This creates wars. Hence the Civil War……and the start of womanizing pedophiles as this picture indicates. XD
This “XD” thing that I do is getting too far out of hand….
this blog needs a comment moderated by users system….
or at least a karma system
Jackass fails for not being first…
haha, that angle is perfect…
Creepy top-hat Fail!
abe lincoln dude.
you failed
No, that’s just what pimps looked like back then. The fashion was very strange.