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Alex

Rofl some people are just sad, and really should be put down.

Halcyon

They misquoted her… I’m almost positive she must have called it “The Wallmart”

Not a hick

No. What she actually said was “my daddy says I am the best french kisser”.

 
ReTARDIS

I think, actually, she meant “Wall Marx”.

Keelhaul

Yes!!!!Yes!!!You know dat’s right!!!…I’s packins ma credick card!!!!

 
Don

Wal Marx? Thats from that stupid t-shirt. Karl Marx crafted communism, and has nothing
to do with Walmart. Nobody truly knows what that t-shirt means, especially when you use
it completely out of context. You Sir FAIL!

Anonymous

Really? I was positive Karl Marx was one of the founders of Wal-Mart… Hm.

 
e

Huh. I have never seen it on a t-shirt, but I LOLd when I read it, because I have a friend who drives me NUTS by always, always pronouncing the store name as “Wall Marx” (or “Marks” if you prefer). Her entire family does it, and they’re originally from one of the Carolinas, so I think it’s a regional thing.

latm

Nope, not a Carolina thing, thanks for playing.

Most of the people I know here call it wally world, if not the correctly pronounced version

 
 
ReTARDIS

Wow. What a behemoth dipshit. It’s a common mispronunciation among some who frequent Wal-Mart.

Don, go play in traffic.

 
 
 
 
Anonymous

yes…

yes they should..

Who honestly gets dressed up to go to Wal-Mart???

If it weren’t for indecent exposure laws, i’d be there in my underwear IF people were lucky that day…

Rilly Stoopit

I know. I put on my bright orange “Operation” game pajama bottoms and then got to Wally World. I fit right in.

 
 
 
 
lili

That there wally-mart is one heck of a classy joint! yeeeeeeehaw!!

 
Anonymous

all morons can now shut up

 
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FIIIIIIIIIRST YAAAAAAAAAAYYYY !!!! WOOOT !!! I’M AWESOME !

Jim

If you hadn’t taken so much time writing it, it may have been true. Efficiency Fail.

Art Vandalay

Analysis of typing ability WIN.

 
 
 
 
 
 
first_kicker

all morons can now shut up

ME!

Attempt to remain anonymous with comment FAIL.

Or, conversely, originality FAIL.

Maybe a plagiarism win?

 
 
 
ME!

First FAIL. Humorous attempt FAIL.

Daniel M. Laenker

Ironically, this would be the second first fail

spelling nazi

That would be true, if he were attempting to be the first fail at firsting.

bored

To fail to try is to truely fail. To truely try and to fail is not failing at all. It’s an EPIC fail, mwahahah!

 
 
 
 
 
ReTARDIS

No, you won that one hands-down.

 
 
hononol

I didn’t get it (i’m french and I never heard of that Debra).
Can someone explain me please?

Jim

If you consider it necessary to dress up when going to WalMart, then you have a sad life.

This Debra isn’t famous or anything, just a rando.

 
dr.mooseballs

Debra is a name, asshole. Go back to your gayass French websites. PISS!

Dr. Mooseballs

spelling nazi

What exactly did you have to do to achieve a doctorate in moose testicles? Having to display intelligence of any sort appears to not be a part of that process.

Dynamo

A willingness to suck on moose balls. They start them off on men’s balls and move them up to bigger and better ones till they reach the moose. It is not a gay thing it is a job which is why he is able to make homophobic remarks in good conscious.

dr.mooseballs

Actually I am an expert on moose genitalia with a degree from Stanford in the subject. It is alot more complex than you “mortals” would understand.

Dr. Mooseballs

Anonymous

Just like us “mortals” dont know the pure joys of a
good old moose sack sucking
<3

 
bored

Yup! I heard there were modules in moose tea-bagging, moose docking and the final exam was a moose bu.kk.ake! All credit to you Dr!

 
 
 
 
Dan

French are gay with style. You are dumb and garnished with venison glands.

 
 
Bill

Wal-Mart is the world’s largest discount store and is generally considered a redneck place. Look up “Cletus” from the simpsons, that is wal-marts target customer, or a store full of dr. Mooseball types

 
Jem

En gros ca donne
Debra Jackson avoue aimer faire ses course à Leader Price parce que c’est plus convivial : “Pas besoin de se faire belle comme si j’allais a Intermarché”

Bob

This is America. Speak American.

Anonymous

FAIL. This is the Internet.

Ross

And the language you attempted to refer to would be English!

anon

scold fail.

its American. not English.

Anonymous

Care to make it a triFAILcta?

 
molesticide

agreed. i can barly understand english people, and they me. there is a point at which ‘dialect’ becomes ‘new language.’

 
Unimportant

Very true, there aren’t many Americans that speak, or type, true English. How else would “ya’ll” be considered a word?

ReTARDIS

It’s not. It’s not even a contraction of two words, as “ya” (in this context) is not a word.

RogueThree

“Y’all” is more of a Southern US thing. If you said it in the North, you’d sound stupid.

LanguageMajor

Personally, I believe that “y’all” should be accepted into everyday speech.
So many other languages have a second person plural form, and English does not. It really clears things up when addressing people.
And it’s a contraction )albeit not a proper one) of “you” and “all”
Hence, “y’all”

Keelhaul

Y’all ain’t got nary nuff sense ta fill a half a jug o’ corn squeezins’….Y’all

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Ross

How depressing that the American education system does not even provide you the knowledge of the correct description of the language you speak. In North Africa they speak French, they don’t have the arrogance to attempt to change its name to African.

 
p-diddy

Because the north africans don’t have nukes.

We do.

World Power FAIL for you.

 
Ross

Do you shop at Wal-Mart?

 
Anonymous

Ross = win

 
Ross

I shall take my bow and leave.
Thank you.

 
Ahriman

China also have nukes. India too. Dont’be excessively self confidente in your nation power… Of course the same nation (alongside with CCCP tyrannical regime) that stocked up an amount of bombs worth thousand times the entire planet incineration. This is the real FAIL.
Have a nice day and remember, american english is only a subversion of a major language. Calling it “american” is the last ditch effort to justify the abysmal ignorance of a people who isn’t capable even to reproduce correctly (or learn maybe) a codified language.
Europe might be old and senile, but still have a lot to teach to you crazed madman…

 
 
ColbyWolf

Agreed ;)
Y’all is a useful part of the language.
weren’t = were not
you’re = you are
y’all = you all…. except that ‘you all’ sounds awkward… the nearest equivalent would be ‘all of you’ which is a lot longer.

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Creative Name Fail

Just remember:

Y’all is singular.
All y’all is plural.
All y’all’s is plural possessive.

 
ReTARDIS

Oh, god, I want to slap people when they say “y’all’s”! Is it really easier than saying “your” or “yours”?

 
 
 
Anonymous

i live in nyc and people say “yall” all the time up here.

 
ethan

No, we say “you guys” up here. Which is SO less stupid.

 
 
me

It IS a contraction of two words - “you” and “all.” Spelled correctly, the apostrophe goes after the “y” - making “y’all.”

 
 
 
 
 
 
Joanne

When did the Internet specifically become America? -_- Fail on so many levels.