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Rofl some people are just sad, and really should be put down.
They misquoted her… I’m almost positive she must have called it “The Wallmart”
No. What she actually said was “my daddy says I am the best french kisser”.
I think, actually, she meant “Wall Marx”.
Yes!!!!Yes!!!You know dat’s right!!!…I’s packins ma credick card!!!!
Wal Marx? Thats from that stupid t-shirt. Karl Marx crafted communism, and has nothing
to do with Walmart. Nobody truly knows what that t-shirt means, especially when you use
it completely out of context. You Sir FAIL!
Really? I was positive Karl Marx was one of the founders of Wal-Mart… Hm.
Huh. I have never seen it on a t-shirt, but I LOLd when I read it, because I have a friend who drives me NUTS by always, always pronouncing the store name as “Wall Marx” (or “Marks” if you prefer). Her entire family does it, and they’re originally from one of the Carolinas, so I think it’s a regional thing.
Nope, not a Carolina thing, thanks for playing.
Most of the people I know here call it wally world, if not the correctly pronounced version
Wow. What a behemoth dipshit. It’s a common mispronunciation among some who frequent Wal-Mart.
Don, go play in traffic.
yes…
yes they should..
Who honestly gets dressed up to go to Wal-Mart???
If it weren’t for indecent exposure laws, i’d be there in my underwear IF people were lucky that day…
I know. I put on my bright orange “Operation” game pajama bottoms and then got to Wally World. I fit right in.
First!
not quite.
reply fail
unnoticed win?
FAIL
That there wally-mart is one heck of a classy joint! yeeeeeeehaw!!
all morons can now shut up
FIIIIIIIIIRST YAAAAAAAAAAYYYY !!!! WOOOT !!! I’M AWESOME !
If you hadn’t taken so much time writing it, it may have been true. Efficiency Fail.
Analysis of typing ability WIN.
Fail.
Yeah thats fail..
Debra?
all morons can now shut up
Attempt to remain anonymous with comment FAIL.
Or, conversely, originality FAIL.
Maybe a plagiarism win?
Rednech Fail
Spelling FAIL.
first Ha!
First FAIL. Humorous attempt FAIL.
Ironically, this would be the second first fail
That would be true, if he were attempting to be the first fail at firsting.
To fail to try is to truely fail. To truely try and to fail is not failing at all. It’s an EPIC fail, mwahahah!
Redneck Fail
No, you won that one hands-down.
I didn’t get it (i’m french and I never heard of that Debra).
Can someone explain me please?
If you consider it necessary to dress up when going to WalMart, then you have a sad life.
This Debra isn’t famous or anything, just a rando.
Debra is a name, asshole. Go back to your gayass French websites. PISS!
Dr. Mooseballs
What exactly did you have to do to achieve a doctorate in moose testicles? Having to display intelligence of any sort appears to not be a part of that process.
A willingness to suck on moose balls. They start them off on men’s balls and move them up to bigger and better ones till they reach the moose. It is not a gay thing it is a job which is why he is able to make homophobic remarks in good conscious.
Actually I am an expert on moose genitalia with a degree from Stanford in the subject. It is alot more complex than you “mortals” would understand.
Dr. Mooseballs
Just like us “mortals” dont know the pure joys of a
good old moose sack sucking
<3
Yup! I heard there were modules in moose tea-bagging, moose docking and the final exam was a moose bu.kk.ake! All credit to you Dr!
French are gay with style. You are dumb and garnished with venison glands.
Wal-Mart is the world’s largest discount store and is generally considered a redneck place. Look up “Cletus” from the simpsons, that is wal-marts target customer, or a store full of dr. Mooseball types
En gros ca donne
Debra Jackson avoue aimer faire ses course à Leader Price parce que c’est plus convivial : “Pas besoin de se faire belle comme si j’allais a Intermarché”
This is America. Speak American.
FAIL. This is the Internet.
And the language you attempted to refer to would be English!
scold fail.
its American. not English.
Care to make it a triFAILcta?
agreed. i can barly understand english people, and they me. there is a point at which ‘dialect’ becomes ‘new language.’
Very true, there aren’t many Americans that speak, or type, true English. How else would “ya’ll” be considered a word?
It’s not. It’s not even a contraction of two words, as “ya” (in this context) is not a word.
“Y’all” is more of a Southern US thing. If you said it in the North, you’d sound stupid.
Personally, I believe that “y’all” should be accepted into everyday speech.
So many other languages have a second person plural form, and English does not. It really clears things up when addressing people.
And it’s a contraction )albeit not a proper one) of “you” and “all”
Hence, “y’all”
Y’all ain’t got nary nuff sense ta fill a half a jug o’ corn squeezins’….Y’all
How depressing that the American education system does not even provide you the knowledge of the correct description of the language you speak. In North Africa they speak French, they don’t have the arrogance to attempt to change its name to African.
Because the north africans don’t have nukes.
We do.
World Power FAIL for you.
Do you shop at Wal-Mart?
Ross = win
I shall take my bow and leave.
Thank you.
China also have nukes. India too. Dont’be excessively self confidente in your nation power… Of course the same nation (alongside with CCCP tyrannical regime) that stocked up an amount of bombs worth thousand times the entire planet incineration. This is the real FAIL.
Have a nice day and remember, american english is only a subversion of a major language. Calling it “american” is the last ditch effort to justify the abysmal ignorance of a people who isn’t capable even to reproduce correctly (or learn maybe) a codified language.
Europe might be old and senile, but still have a lot to teach to you crazed madman…
Agreed
Y’all is a useful part of the language.
weren’t = were not
you’re = you are
y’all = you all…. except that ‘you all’ sounds awkward… the nearest equivalent would be ‘all of you’ which is a lot longer.
Just remember:
Y’all is singular.
All y’all is plural.
All y’all’s is plural possessive.
Oh, god, I want to slap people when they say “y’all’s”! Is it really easier than saying “your” or “yours”?
i live in nyc and people say “yall” all the time up here.
No, we say “you guys” up here. Which is SO less stupid.
It IS a contraction of two words - “you” and “all.” Spelled correctly, the apostrophe goes after the “y” - making “y’all.”
When did the Internet specifically become America? -_- Fail on so many levels.