First Santa went to the coal mines for naughty kids’ stocking-stuffers, now he goes to the dumpster. I guess the next logical step is to where they bury the depleted uranium from nuclear plants… Then you’ll be able to tell the bad kids apart in a crowd because they’ll have three arms.
Looks like his credit cards as still maxed out from Christmas 2004. I told him that debt would come back to haunt him, but no he had to be the big man about it and not pay his Visa and Mastercard bills.
I’d love to have the original of this pic to use for a christmas card, without the caption.
Preferably with a larger resolution as well.
Anyone know where I could get it?
first!
and second. WIN!
and, yes, this is where I got your present. One mans trash is anothers treasure!
DOUBLE FAIL!
iys just that you americans have such high standards, this is what christmas is all about in belarus
My ex, Aksana, was from Belarus. You could give her a stick of gum and it would make her whole week.
Xmas fail, but economizing WIN!
merry trashmas!
Hair and Fishguts!
moldy cheese and cigarette butts!
lol looks like santa ran out of money…………..
poor man
repost FAIL
this is just sad.
Schadenfreude. FAIL.
heart fail.
First!
poor poor bob fails at being first.
agreed. fail :/
‘Santa’s coming, to traaasshhhh’
this breaks my heart. i want to help him.
Choosing presents for the bad boys and girls…
Oh… too bad.
At first, I thought you said “choosing *parents* for the bad boys and girls.”
So that’s why I got fish heads and half a can of beans for Christmas.
.
Whew. I thought it was something I did.
Santa is just leaving my xmas present, dont make fun of him =(
LOL I LOVE YOU
LAST!
fail.
defo. FAIL dont say that if u know ur gonna be last :/
First!
FAIL
This is when regifting becomes a BAD idea…
Rather sad than funny.
Society FAIL!
Comment win.
That is totally photoshopped
Comment FAIL.
i’m not kidding. It totally looks photo shopped
and you still fail. kidding or not.
Hahahaah you FAIL i was kidding the whole time. Just wanted to see what the reaction to yet another “Photoshopped!!!11″ comment would be.
Idiot.
People often tend to be.
As you well know from personal experience.
whatever. i win, you fail!!
Whew! Time to change your diaper, rugrat.
well, not everyday in the year is christmass so he has to do something to survive
I asked Santa to pick out something special to send my ex-wife this year.
I asked Santa to pick UP my ex-wife this year…….I hope he finds all the parts.
Arrr, that be funny matey.
“After today, I’ll bet Santa takes a shovel to the reindeer stalls to fill your stocking.”
reduce reuse recycle.
you think that bastard is made of money and solar powered elves?
Yes.
Like Al Gore with a red suit and a long white beard. Creepy.
First Santa went to the coal mines for naughty kids’ stocking-stuffers, now he goes to the dumpster. I guess the next logical step is to where they bury the depleted uranium from nuclear plants… Then you’ll be able to tell the bad kids apart in a crowd because they’ll have three arms.
If only it were that easy to spot the bad kids…
So I guess she really WAS naughty… (click name)
xmas fail more like xmas win! recylcing ftw!
lol Abo Santa
What do you call an Aboriginal Santa Claus?
BLACK CHRISTMAS
Now I know where Santa got those lumps of “coal” I used to get in my Xmas stocking.
Ho-ho ho-bo.
Santa finally realized coal wasn’t that bad, so he decided to get inedible food parts and other trash for the kids!
Mother Russia
It’s Santa becoming environmentally friendly – recycling!
who needs elves when there are Dumpsters!
mrs. clause must have kicked him out 0_0
Ohhh. This makes me sad.
It’s not Santa it’s DUMBLEDORE!!! And he is activating the secret entrance to the Ministry of Magic.
awesome. potter win!
I hear he activates a lot of secret entrances.
fanboy fail
Not very nice – but perhaps he’s very much into recycling…
Santa’s reducing his carbon footprint by eschewing coal for the bad little boys and girls
MOTHER RUSSIA! ^^
Someone must have been REALLY bad this year!
Looks like his credit cards as still maxed out from Christmas 2004. I told him that debt would come back to haunt him, but no he had to be the big man about it and not pay his Visa and Mastercard bills.
This makes me sad.
santa has to eat sometime
I’d love to have the original of this pic to use for a christmas card, without the caption.
Preferably with a larger resolution as well.
Anyone know where I could get it?
You all FAIL for not recognizing this as my work from “Trading Places” now out on DVD!
The good old days!
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And here I thought Santa hadn’t known about my little brothers…
This crisis is hitting all of us!
Wow, this is so obviously staged it isn’t even funny.
Well, where do you think Santa gets the parts for all those toys? Toys R Us? The guy’s not made of money you know!
hes just giving the homless man his xmas gift
“And now its your turn to get a Christmas gift Larry!”
“WOW A USED HYPODERMIC NEEDLE! THANKS SANTA!”
Santa has been hit hard by the recession
santa is a FAILURE.
thats why I got dead cat..