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The guy in the pink better move fast!!
if you look at him he’s freaking out because he knows what’s coming
Or he’s freaking out from what had ALREADY came.
I think he shit himself.
they pick the fattest guy to jump everyone? thats an instant fail right there
conclusion win
Its an intended fail…. this is part of a sexist ad campaign for women’s insurance…. suggested that men were incredibly reckless and shouldn’t get cheap insurance. So, yeah, they say that men are natural failures…
Well, yeah…
No, it’s photochopped. This image is fake. The guy on the bike has no shadow… Also, when a picture is grainy and there is no obvious reason for it (like it being a video-still) 9 times out of ten it is to hide pixellation and other irregularities in cut and past chops.
TRUE!
Shut up, moron. He doesn’t cast a shadow ’cause he’s so high up in the air. He’s above the sun.
anyone read the editor’s note?
Always happens to the guy in pink. That’s why real men wear pink: They know what’s gonna happen.
masculinity win?
i wear pink and get bikes landed on my genitals
my genitals, my genitals
genitalia!!!!!
I want to see the next picture.
Ouch, wouldn’t wanna be the guy with the pink shirt….mainly because pink is gay =D
Pink is gay? You’re so homophobically politically incorrect, and you probably only finished 6th grade, didn’t you?
oh shut up you silly person!
you silly willy!
oh, geesh! don’t be such a fudgesickle!
you made me lol.
Somebody is rather defensive, especially since the feel of the joke was light with no real comment made about the colour or gay people.
Its people like you that are going to make it difficult to even breathe in this world
Political correctness fail
No, it’s been scientifically proven. Pink is gay.
The word “scientific” doesn’t make the claim more credible. Give me the journal reference. I’m really interested to see how it is proved.
Calm down, buddy. Learn how to identify sarcasm. It’ll be alright.
(I’m surprised you’ve survived this long without…)
i hear that somewhere in the bible it is mentioned that pink is gay? i dunno i never read it.
Pink = AIDS = Unclean
Leviticus 13
19 And in the place of the boil there be a white rising, or a bright spot, white, and somewhat reddish, and it be shewed to the priest;
20 And if, when the priest seeth it, behold, it be in sight lower than the skin, and the hair thereof be turned white; the priest shall pronounce him unclean: it is a plague of leprosy broken out of the boil.
The Word of God was not intended to be used as a weapon to incite hatred and bigotry. So stop it.
Homos choose to be unclean. Deal with it.
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I happy to see you get the point.
Emma, you are a pathetic excuse for a human being…
BTW: there is no god.
I agree. Emma should cease.
you people arn’t that bright are you?
by the way, god is the only logical choice.
and emma, might want to go about it a little differently in the
future, theres no tolerence, and theres purposefully
antagonizing people.
jus a thought.
Because a study has proven that lab mice sprayed with pink paint rapidly degenerate into homosexual mice.
And, come on, there’s a reason that “Code Pink” has their name. They’re a bunch of queers.
in this case, gay is probably meaning lame, as used by many teenagers today. it most likely has nothing to do with homosexuality.
legal precedent fail?
historically pink is the man color
Yeah, I mean that’s why hospitals give pink blankets to baby girls, huh
He said “historically.” and he is correct. It’s only been in the last 50-75 years that blue has shifted to become the “manly” color. For centuries, blue was a girl’s color, because blue is the color associated with the Virgin Mary. Red was the “manly” color because it symbolized blood, courage, and sacrifice – little boys wore pink as a “watered down” version of red.
More here – this article sums up scads of research, all of which is available to anyone who is aware that there is more to life and history and meaning than “what hospitals do now” and would like to educate him/herself before spouting off at the mouth and looking ignorant.
Knowledge: Arcana WIN
Dear Little Bitch
Pink is for weak little gay bitches like you and children.
You’re a fag, shut you fag hole and lighten the fuck up, have a bong or something you metrosexual “salmon” defending dumb fuck.
It’s just a colour and this is about the guy about to geat his meat slammed by a bike so take your shit to the colour debate forums.
FUCK!
intelligence fail
Rad!
How can you say ‘lighten the FUCK up’???
Using so many Fucks totally rules out any legitimacy this comment may have ever had.
And it never had any.
So, basically, NO.
My link is no good for some reason, but jojojo gives the same link in his/her comments below.
I was so hoping for a rickroll…
Does it really matter what was gay 50 years ago? Pink is gay NOW and so the guy wearing pink is gay, unless they are a clown, which means they are a gay pedophile.
Believe it or not, Emma, ignorance is not always bliss. We weren’t talking about what was gay more than 50 years ago, we were talking about how they saw it as a FIERCE color, not a “gay” color.
Reading comprehension FAIL. And your comments on clowns and pedophiles aren’t funny nor do they bring anything new to the conversation. Ignorance might work for you, but not for some of the rest of us.
Pink is gay. Deal with it, homo.
you’re a fucktard. and us having to deal with it is bad enough. so don’t be telling everyone else to be dealing with your slander, we don’t want to hear it.
I may be a fucktard, but your a pink homo fucktard, which is about 7 times worse on your best day. Now go take a bath, your skank coochie smells.
I may be a fucktard, but you’re a pink homo fucktard which is at least 7 times worse. Now go wash yourself out, you smell like old fish.
Spelling / flamewar FAIL
Bad Spelling Accusation Homo FAIL.
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The proper term is Homo-American.
The proper term is Emma Morrow.
llolololololol here here
Are you some kind of Palestinian wench in a burka celebrating?
Wow Emma, you are a real piece of work.
Furthermore, I think it’s time for you to STFU.
Especially cause no one wants to listen to that
diharreha spewing out of your mouth anymore.
for some reason, I seemed to notice your avatar is pink
…well i did not know that. thank you for completely wrecking the comments above you.
it makes me happy.
Only in the last 50 years. I can’t find what I read a long time ago to support the pink for boys history. It seems that red being a stronger “fierce” (see the link I left below) color made pink (a lighter red) appropriate for boys, while blue was “softer” for girls. Also something about dying clothing from long ago, that they would use a vat of dye until the pigment was almost totally gone, leaving of course lots of things intended to be red more of a pink color.
This was the first thing I found searching around for info…
http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=238733
Hey redwhiteandboom, if you’d do some READING you will find that gary yo is correct. It’s only been in the past 50 years that the flip-flop of blue and pink has taken place.
oh hey! it posted the comment I thought I lost. sorry. didn’t mean to double up with the same info.
Its “Salmon”
Lmao.
bahahahahahahahahaha.
your right. I read that somewhere.
I love PC nazis.
I love watching homophobic idiots knock themselves out trying to be right on the internet and failing miserably to cover up their own latent homosexual tendencies.
Me too…
DARWIN WINS YOU FAIL
amen.
You should go back to fondling yourself now.
It would be a step up from having to read what a little bigot like you has to say.
Pink Homo Bitchwhine FAIL.
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Pink obsessive.
Witty retort FAIL
A pink homo says I’VE failed? Gay = Darwin Fail.
Oh, so you were bringing up anti-homosexuality Bible verses but now you believe in evolution. Huh.
YOU’RE SO BORING
Politics aren’t correct. Ever. 6th grade is obviously further than you got.
im gay and idc about the comment
TABA JUGANDO HOMBREEEE COMO SE LA JALAN!!
“pink” in reality just light red. get over yourself prick its just light waves bouncing off objects
light wave lenght we see as pink colour FAIL (mostly) ,-D
SPELLING FAIL
Shut up, Donut! Or I’ll have Simmons kill you in your sleep.
you’re all arguing about the PC use of the word gay, and yet the editor’s note called the rider “fatty” and no one comments. You ALL fail.
because it is easily proven that the guy is a fatty
yeah, no question the gentleman is a fatty.
he’s just big-boned
you can’t just look at someone and say “they’re gay.”
however, you can look at someone and say “they’re a fatty.”
so the pressing matter here is not whether the bike rider is overweight, it’s whether or not these STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE WILL LET GO OF THE WHOLE PINK BEING GAY THING!!!
The guy is about to get his package PWNED by that bike, and it doesn’t matter whether he’s gay, straight or a purple people eater, he has junk and will be in extreme pain soon.
Plus the fact that the rider is a fatty doesn’t help his situation. he’s gonna get a bike to the balls with the full force of a Big Mac meal plan behind it.
I can look at someone and know that they’re gay. It’s easy, escpecially when they are wearing a pink shirt – that means “I’m Gay!”
As the old saying goes, it takes one to know one. The louder you squeal, the gayer you are.
That explains all my pink clothes!
Gaywad.
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You must be one of those obnoxious pushy queers. I hate pushy homos.
You’re obviously looking for a date. Sorry, I’m not interested in 12 year old retards.
I’m looking for you to take your Pink Homo Cultist beliefs back to Daily Kos where they below.
You
are a shit stain
on the foot
of a flea
And you feed on me.
Don’t you WISH.
you just fail at life.
epic life fail.
Seriously, if a guy wears a pink shirt that doesn’t make him gay.
If he wears a blue shirt and then screams “It’s turquoise you SAUCY brute!” while smacking you with a rolled up copy of “Men in black men” then you can be pretty sure he’s gay.
I like to dress up my sheep in pink skirts before making sweet love with them. Does that make me gay or creatively romantic?
that name might be going to far combined with that joke
Quite fitting.
My bad.
YES IT DOES, YOU GAY
It is not the pink shirt that makes someone gay. It’s the gay sex.
Wow! Your not gay unless you push back! Remember that!
Truth
HE LOOKS PRETTY FUCKING BATTY TO ME
Ahahahaha!
You’re absolutely right.
“Its turquoise you saucy brute!” I’m going to have to relay that to my roomates, they’ll die laughing.
Also, that guy in pink knows what’s coming and looks like he’s about to be awful sad.
Oh! Also: Part of the reason pink was an okay color for boys up till the 1960’s or so is that red was considered a manly color…But color-fast dyes weren’t always cheaply available to the general public till pretty recently. Pair that with the fact that most kids grew up wearing their older siblings’ old clothes…And…PINK CHILDREN!
Well gays suck and that`s that. And by suck I mean literally.
Gloomer said, with a touch of wistful nostalgia…
You seem to call a lot of other people gay, homo.
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That’s what YOU are, what am I, pink homo?
You
are the wad
your mom
should have swallowed instead
This is a very long thread
At least I’m not a pink homo. Thank the stars.
You know how I know I’m right about you? Because you keep coming back here to react.
Emma,
I know you’re not a pink homo, gay, or any of those things. You’ve made it apparent. However, I would like to invite you to a group meeting of “Lesbos Against Pink Homos”. We meet Thursdays at 7:30, share some dinner, some bush, etc., and then we bash pink homos.
As one of our elders is leaving, we need to fill a spot. You’d be great. I hope you’re for real.
Sincerely,
Colette
i really wish people would stop using the word gay that way…
Me thinks the guy in the green shirt is going to get hurt most. He’ll get the backwheel and the brunt of the impact before the frontwheel hits mister pink. Ouch!
physics fail
Why Mr. Pink.? “Mr. Pink” sounds like “Mr. Pussy”. Tell you what, let me be Mr. Purple. That sounds good to me. I’m Mr. Purple.
let’s switch names!
To avoid the inevitable “huh?” that was a quote from Reservoir Dogs.
omg you are like so cool for quoting reservoir dogs and then replying to your own post and saying that the quote is from reservoir dogs. like srsly. so cool.
to avoid the inevitable “huh?” that was sarcasm.
good job with screaming at efficiency =P
man i thought the point of references to things you like was to make a joke for other people who like that thing and not to explain it to people who haven’t heard about it. i’m with anonymous here.
Yeah, and Primus SUCKS.
Definitely GAY. Come out of the closet soon. You’ll be happier and maybe a little nicer.
Gays are pushy and mean. And I don’t look good in pink.
Morrow, you’re push and mean.
Guess that means you’re more the “black leather” sort of fag, right?
Nope. That’s what YOU are, what am I?
Pee Wee Herman?
Sounds like someone’s bitter. What, did the sheep turn you down?
‘Why do I have to be Mister Pink?’
‘Cause you’re a faggot!’
Reservoir Dogs never gets old.
That’s easy for you to say. You have a cool name.
are you gay then?
this was hilarious until you explained it.
let the people suffer without the knowledge of the amazing mr QT.
I will not cry “Photoshop” but… the guy who is on the bike… it is my point of view, but he hasn’t got any shadows… strange isn’t it?
(You can compare with the wood plate)
“Photoshop”!!!!!!!!!!
good argument … but the vampire argument is the better one ^^
That doesn’t make sense…unless you are also arguing that the *bike* is a vampire. Bikes are inanimate objects…not vampires.
Also, I cannot believe that I actually made that argument.
uhh… what is the vampire argument?
the argument that vampires exist at all.
no matter how much edward cullen fans believe in them.
Vampires exist. Oh yes, they do. and they’re all out to get you.
/paranoia
You don’t seem to understand vampire physics.
A vampires clothing never casts a shadow either. Nor does anything he is carrying unless seeing it is an important plot element to the story. If the shadow of the bike was the important plot element to the scene, the camera would be focused on the shadow of the riderless bike. Instead, the camera is focused on the bike riders and the heroes of the story.
It appears that the heroes are about to suffer greatly, but the sun just came out. The vampire is about to turn into ashes. The only harm they will suffer is the taste of vampire ashes.
Consistency rules do not apply in vampire stories. So we can’t tell if the bicycle will turn to ash, or if just the vampire and clothing turns to ash, and all that is left is the bicycle on its side, with smoke rising all around it, and the wheels still spinning.
A vampire in the middle of the day?
a vampire with bitchin’ sunscreen
He’s a reverse vampire.
Ok #1 I could totally see myself and the band or some other band doing this out back behind a venue. #2 it would be crazy hard to Photoshop those spokes and tires so flawlessly. So I’m going with real!
Gullibility FAIL!
I’m not necessarily saying photoshop either (because people really are this stupid sometimes), but you wouldn’t have to do anything with the spokes to fake this. What you do is put the camera on a tripod so that it will stay in the exact same position for two shots. One shot has the people lying in front of the ramp and there is no bike. The second shot has the people safely out of harm’s way and just the guy jumping off the ramp. Both images will have the exact same background since they were shot without moving the camera. Blending two such images in photoshop is very easy, you just have to bring both images into the same frame, and erase half of the top layer.
sounds like too much effort to me for a moderately funny picture.
‘MYSELF AND THE BAND’… YOU REALLY ARE A TOTAL FAIL
…maybe the biker is a vampire? (no shadow)… or was that someting else? hmm…
reply fail
… but then the bike will have to be a vampire-bike too… where do they built that stuff?
Well, if a vampire doesn’t have a shadow (or a reflection), that means his/her clothes apparently count as part of the vampire, otherwise you’d have a shadow of the clothes. So that means that the vampire, plus anything the vampire is wearing, leaves no shadow or reflection, even if the clothing itself is not vampiric. So could a vampire be said to be “wearing” a bicycle?
Or, y’know, the Photoshop explanation works too.
Wait, if the vampire does not reflect in the mirror, most cameras use mirrors. How would you take a picture? I say its a vampire fail.
not physically possible.
McFatso.
I’m with you, this is physically not possible. This guy would have to have massive acceleration and if you look at the angle, the guy would have to leave a board about a foot higher to be in the spot he is in. PSed.
YOU ARE MCFAIL
WIN!
name win
McTWAT
I like that the guy beside Mr. Pink is not at all worried about his internal organs… just his “junk”, which he is covering.
I hope to hell that this is photoshopped, because that would cause some serious injuries.
Maybe it wasn’t that smart to let the fat guy do the stunt…
Nah, I think he made it. I do like the expression on the last guy’s face, but judging by his height and distance from the platform, the biker is just at the peak of his trajectory or not quite there, so he should have cleared the last guy. He should, however, be leaning forward so as to maximize his clearance distance.
Nice picture, though
dissagree if you continue the line from the ramp thwe wheels are below it… he is begining his dessent. which means the man in the pink shirt and the man in the green shirt arwe about to loose their genitalia … although i doubt the hands will protect those of the man in the jeans.
Motion of this sort is parabolic. Just because he’s not a straight line from the ramp (which can’t ever happen) doesn’t mean he’s started his descent. And just because he’s started his descent (which would be the case if he’s at the apex of his motion) doesn’t mean he’ll drop straight down.
Consider this: he’s only slightly below the straight line position from the ramp. So yes, he’s either still going up or has just reached the apex. If he’s reached the apex, then he’ll go as far down in the next distance chunk than he traveled in the first. A quick measurement shows that he’ll be at the height of the top of the ramp at about the time his rear tire is right over the last person. So yeah, he should have cleared that last person, just barely.
I wonder if it occurred to any of these guys that people from all over the world would be discussing the parabolic trajectory of the jump afterwards.
“He should, however, be leaning forward so as to maximize his clearance distance.”
Maybe he knows that.
never let the fatty do the stunts…!!!!!!
“Vampire Bikes Ltd.”, Monterey, CA
President: John Smith
Vice-president: John Brown.
Phone: 555-55-55
Understanding of US phone numbers fail.
why is the second guy cupping his nuts?
Its not like its going to help when an elephant lands on you.
Can’t make things much worse.
Might be fake, pink guy is looking the wrong way. If was I the pink guy, I would be looking at the fat guy on the bike, not behind him.
Hullooooo…. it’s a photo not a video. He is still peddling… derrrrrr… of course he’ll make it!
That looks really fake to me. Probably an ad.
Yes — it’s a South African magazine ad : First For Women Insurance company. The caption was, “Why we insure women only”.
There were several similar pics of men doing stupid things. Vaguely sexist, but anyway…
If you ever let a bird reverse, you’re gonna end up in a hearse,
You’re in massive fucking peril if your driver’s name is Cheryl
If you want to keep the car alive,
Never let a woman drive!
I think that it is an optical illusion. The guy is not really over the other dudes, but really behind them….hmmm?
OR the shutter was opened twice on the same picture…hmmm?
Of course he will make it. You cannot determine the velocity form a still photo. There is no evidence at all to support the idea that he is decending. If you look closely you can see the event takes palce on a hill. In fact, fat boy is still ascending after screaming down that hill like a jumbo jet, u can clearly see the bikes distance from the ramp and the pitch of the front tire. Big boy is gonna double his hieght and is in for a wonderful surprise since his bike just about explodes on impact. Oh and btw, the stuntperson is actually not fat, he is wearing pading and uses his mullet as a helmet.
Additionally he is leaning forward in order to come down on the front wheel first and avoid crushing the poor pink person.
But why bring logic to ruin the perfectly plusable fail, of a fat man on a bike crushing a scrawny pink clad gay like so much road kill?
Guy In Black Shirt: *thinking* THANK YOU LORD.
so out of five dudes they pick the fat guy to jump?
think of it THIS way. what if it wasn’t the BIKER who was photoshopped in, but the PEOPLE?!?!?!?
#1 It’s photoshopped (no shadow for the rider)
#2 If it were real, there’s be no problem clearing those people (Look at where the bike is compared to the angle of the ramp, the bike is still on it’s way UP, of JUST leveling off)
I’m the “fat guy” in this picture. I’m not sure how this photo got out.
Anyway, as it turns out I broke the ankle of my friend in the baseball cap, and badly bruised the last guy’s legs when I ran over him. I fell over trying to avoid them and cracked my skull as well as spraining my shoulder.
By the way, I hear homophobes are actually gay men who haven’t come out yet.
impersonation FAIL.
Social Darwinism at its best.
Natural selection. WIN.
“Editor’s Note: never let the fatty do the stunts…”
Commenters Note: Editor does not know physics 101. Object mass is irrelevant.
Yeah, because it doesn’t matter how heavy he is when he comes down on his friends, or that it takes more effort to get a higher inertial mass up to higher speed.
Statics and kinematics FAIL.
Okay, there are two problems with your statement:
A) The editor might not have been refering to the physics, but rather the fact that Mr. Pinky on the end would be less doomed if a lighter person had been on the bike.
B)When accelerating it takes more energy for a heavier object than a lighter one to obtain the optimum speed, so a smaller person would probably be able to accelerate faster in a smaller distance, gaining more air, therefore, object mass is not irrelevent.
So let see, you tried to fail the editor, so you fail at failing, and this is also a physics fail. Because of this I denounce your title of “The Dude”, and replace it with “Failiest Fail Failer” or “Triple F”… or “FFF”. You fail.
Informed Retort WIN
geez people, it is a photoshop composite of two separate instances in the same location. these guys don’t look dumb enough to try a stunt like this in real life. the internal injuries that would occur would be very serious.
they just have to take 2 pictures of them on the ground, and one with the dude on the bike, and not even using photoshop, just MS paint; crop and paste, make that.
\this site is becoming nothing more than retarded wins and photoshopped failures
Expecting this site to not be retarded is retarded.
Maybe, but we all know thats possible, in fact every picture could have been photoshopped… if that dislikes you you can just shut your trap and stop visiting failblog =)
MOST OF THESE PHOTOS ARE PHOTOSHOPPED. the people who made the photo took 2 different photos, 1 with the people on the cement looking up , and the 2nd with the fat boy on the bike going over the ramp. They then masked the two photos together, and WALLAH!
very timely. i’m glad you came along to say this, cuz no one else already did or ever would.
It’s “Voila,” not “wallah” or “wa-la” or anything else: “Voila.” It is French and means “Look there!” or “See!”
Not to be confused with “viola,” which is a musical instrument.
*sigh* If I spent as much time on self-improvement as I do on trying to educate strangers on the internet, I’d be damn near perfect by now. Instead, me=fail.
Using french = automatic fail, you cheese eating surrender monkey.
did I hear a rifle drop?
I invented the internet
Wallah! is Arabic for Whoa! Hey! Wow! etc. I am making a baseless guess that the root is the word is Allah, and its use is similar to Holy crap! God almighty! etc.
Alternate caption: “Hold my beer and watch this!”
i want to see what the picture looks like after
People assume that all events that take place that are created by other people that will probably result in an injury (and they know it) is fake. Your life must be boring if you don’t take risks. Gtfo.
Since this in a hill, the back wheel is still going to go further clockwise, making him miss the last guy because the bike is probably still going up. The back wheel is further down probably because of gravity and he’s pulling the front wheel up (which means the back wheel goes down.)
The guy in the light blue jeans is covering his crotch. I bet THAT’s photoshopped.
Last
y are ppl arguing about the color pink? shouldn’t we b laughing at the dispense of the ppl who will b squashed by a fat dude in a bike?
actually, if you didn’t read, they’re arguing about PS. not pink.
I’m certainly laughing at ‘dispense’ a little…
Geez. To all the people who cry “photosopped,” stop it. The fact that it’s not real doesn’t make it any less funny. News flash for you – Most of those TV shows you think are so hilarious are not real either. Same with movies. Does that make them less funny? No.
Besides, I prefer the photoshopped ones, because that makes it so I don’t feel bad for laughing at real people’s misfortune.
Don’t say that! Star Wars is real!
Okay, sorry. Star Wars is the exception.
Because it’s the best movie ever, that’s why.
Well, actually, Empire Strikes Back is.
Can anyone tell I’m a Star Wars fan yet?
Maybe I should switch my name to RogueThree or something, since there are so many “Kyle”s now.
Wait, what?
YA FUCKING NICE!
I hope for the guys in the pink shirt’s sake that he is going all ET and flying off into the distance
Just a thought to anyone who thinks this is fake.. I’m not saying that it isn’t fake possibly but do you think the guy who “faked” this would be able to/have time to edit out all the spaces between the spokes of the wheels? You can see the wall behind the spokes of the wheels. And the people on the ground wouldn’t be the ones edited in because they are properly parallel to the grade of the ground.
Fake! Fat guys can’t jump that high
Woot, first funny FAIL blog picture in ages.
Darwin Award WIN!
Okay…Okay…So let me get this right….If a fat gay vampire on a bicycle tries to photoshop me in a pink shirt…..I should cover my nuts??????
no u should RUN LIKE HELL
FAKE!!
staged
where’s the biker’s shadow??
The biker is a vampyre. No shadow required.
He’s not a vampire; he’s just so high up in the sky that he casts no shadow. Do you see that shadow of an airplane when it passes overhead? No, i don’t think so! This Evil Knievel protoge is just demonstrating the simple belief that if you can jump over 5 of your closest, drunk buddies, you can jump a stadium of helicopters like Nicholas Cage did in Ghost Rider!
Only idiots can turn a funny picture into a damn political argument. For crap’s sake! Let’s just say the guy’s wearing a white shirt and there’s fire smoke in the air so it has taken on a red tinge in the sunlight. Damn.
My guess is composite shots so two pictures, but look very real.
HAAAA HAAA you fail at failing!!! it’s a fake, see the shadows of the road ones and then ask your self where the hell is the biker’s shadow!!!!
Blya! Da chto tut za hujnya tvoritsa?!
its an insurance ad!
failblog fail, or win, either way
they picked the fattest guy to jump everyone? real smart
GAY PRIDE
that is NOT funny. Those people could get seriously hurt, or even killed. That bike, along with the guy riding it, probably weighs a couple hundred pounds.
Did they sign a pain waiver? Death wish?
hahaaaaa coKe is right! and i laugh at the people arguing about pink, btw. xD
landing fail?
Haven’t read all the comments so this may have been said before but..
This isn’t necessarily an inevitable fail.
If it was me I’d be fast thinking enough to throw the bike to the side and stretch my arms and legs out away from them.
There’s enough force on the actual guy to be able to somersault or cartwheel right at the end too.
Those are practical ways out of it.
Theoretically he could have done a one wheeler (whatever the trick is called, dunno but i’ve done it on bike sims) until he gets far enough to put the back wheel down.
lol at the second last guy being the only one thinking ahead to cover his nuts.
he’s the kinda guy like me that could get out of the situation the biker is in.
broken legs
Why is the fat guy on the bike?
what even fails more is the advertisement next to it
The fat guy’s cute. :3
Why would you trust your friend, that’s the fattest out of all of you, jump over you on a bike.
Judgment FAIL.
Air FAIL.
Balls crush WIN!
I’m dumb.
Question mark use FAIL!
i think that guy should….. ummm RUN!!!
Your mum needs to die