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  1. Sponge says:

    The guy in the pink better move fast!!

  2. Zef says:

    I want to see the next picture.

  3. Disturbance says:

    Ouch, wouldn’t wanna be the guy with the pink shirt….mainly because pink is gay =D

    • Alex says:

      Pink is gay? You’re so homophobically politically incorrect, and you probably only finished 6th grade, didn’t you?

      • kekesvar says:

        oh shut up you silly person!

      • Anonymous says:

        Somebody is rather defensive, especially since the feel of the joke was light with no real comment made about the colour or gay people.

        Its people like you that are going to make it difficult to even breathe in this world
        Political correctness fail

      • Thing says:

        No, it’s been scientifically proven. Pink is gay.

        • Hmm.... says:

          The word “scientific” doesn’t make the claim more credible. Give me the journal reference. I’m really interested to see how it is proved.

          • TheLarrikin says:

            Calm down, buddy. Learn how to identify sarcasm. It’ll be alright.

            (I’m surprised you’ve survived this long without…)

            • molesticide says:

              i hear that somewhere in the bible it is mentioned that pink is gay? i dunno i never read it.

              • Emma Morrow says:

                Pink = AIDS = Unclean

                Leviticus 13

                19 And in the place of the boil there be a white rising, or a bright spot, white, and somewhat reddish, and it be shewed to the priest;

                20 And if, when the priest seeth it, behold, it be in sight lower than the skin, and the hair thereof be turned white; the priest shall pronounce him unclean: it is a plague of leprosy broken out of the boil.

                • Nix says:

                  The Word of God was not intended to be used as a weapon to incite hatred and bigotry. So stop it.

                  • Emma Morrow says:

                    Homos choose to be unclean. Deal with it.

                    • nix says:

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          • Xos says:

            Because a study has proven that lab mice sprayed with pink paint rapidly degenerate into homosexual mice.

            And, come on, there’s a reason that “Code Pink” has their name. They’re a bunch of queers.

          • ... says:

            in this case, gay is probably meaning lame, as used by many teenagers today. it most likely has nothing to do with homosexuality.

          • patrick says:

            legal precedent fail?

        • gary yo says:

          historically pink is the man color

          • RedWhiteAndBoom says:

            Yeah, I mean that’s why hospitals give pink blankets to baby girls, huh

            • e says:

              He said “historically.” and he is correct. It’s only been in the last 50-75 years that blue has shifted to become the “manly” color. For centuries, blue was a girl’s color, because blue is the color associated with the Virgin Mary. Red was the “manly” color because it symbolized blood, courage, and sacrifice – little boys wore pink as a “watered down” version of red.

              More here – this article sums up scads of research, all of which is available to anyone who is aware that there is more to life and history and meaning than “what hospitals do now” and would like to educate him/herself before spouting off at the mouth and looking ignorant.

              • CaeruleanXII says:

                Knowledge: Arcana WIN

              • Amirite? says:

                Dear Little Bitch

                Pink is for weak little gay bitches like you and children.
                You’re a fag, shut you fag hole and lighten the fuck up, have a bong or something you metrosexual “salmon” defending dumb fuck.
                It’s just a colour and this is about the guy about to geat his meat slammed by a bike so take your shit to the colour debate forums.

                FUCK!

              • e says:

                My link is no good for some reason, but jojojo gives the same link in his/her comments below.

              • khaaaaaaan says:

                I was so hoping for a rickroll…

              • Emma Morrow says:

                Does it really matter what was gay 50 years ago? Pink is gay NOW and so the guy wearing pink is gay, unless they are a clown, which means they are a gay pedophile.

                • jojojo says:

                  Believe it or not, Emma, ignorance is not always bliss. We weren’t talking about what was gay more than 50 years ago, we were talking about how they saw it as a FIERCE color, not a “gay” color.
                  Reading comprehension FAIL. And your comments on clowns and pedophiles aren’t funny nor do they bring anything new to the conversation. Ignorance might work for you, but not for some of the rest of us.

                  • Emma Morrow says:

                    Pink is gay. Deal with it, homo.

                    • laura michelle says:

                      you’re a fucktard. and us having to deal with it is bad enough. so don’t be telling everyone else to be dealing with your slander, we don’t want to hear it.

                      • Emma Morrow says:

                        I may be a fucktard, but your a pink homo fucktard, which is about 7 times worse on your best day. Now go take a bath, your skank coochie smells.

                      • Emma Morrow says:

                        I may be a fucktard, but you’re a pink homo fucktard which is at least 7 times worse. Now go wash yourself out, you smell like old fish.

                        • Nix says:

                          Spelling / flamewar FAIL

                        • Emma Morrow says:

                          Bad Spelling Accusation Homo FAIL.

                        • nix says:

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                        • Emma Morrow says:

                          The proper term is Homo-American.

                        • Nix says:

                          The proper term is Emma Morrow.

                        • Sandy Mac says:

                          llolololololol here here

                        • Emma Morrow says:

                          Are you some kind of Palestinian wench in a burka celebrating?

                        • Nic says:

                          Wow Emma, you are a real piece of work.
                          Furthermore, I think it’s time for you to STFU.
                          Especially cause no one wants to listen to that
                          diharreha spewing out of your mouth anymore.

                    • lulz says:

                      for some reason, I seemed to notice your avatar is pink

              • laura michelle says:

                …well i did not know that. thank you for completely wrecking the comments above you. :) it makes me happy.

            • jojojo says:

              Only in the last 50 years. I can’t find what I read a long time ago to support the pink for boys history. It seems that red being a stronger “fierce” (see the link I left below) color made pink (a lighter red) appropriate for boys, while blue was “softer” for girls. Also something about dying clothing from long ago, that they would use a vat of dye until the pigment was almost totally gone, leaving of course lots of things intended to be red more of a pink color.

              This was the first thing I found searching around for info…
              http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=238733

            • jojojo says:

              Hey redwhiteandboom, if you’d do some READING you will find that gary yo is correct. It’s only been in the past 50 years that the flip-flop of blue and pink has taken place.

        • Anonymous says:

          Its “Salmon”

        • riiiiiich says:

          your right. I read that somewhere.

      • blop says:

        I love PC nazis.

        • nix says:

          I love watching homophobic idiots knock themselves out trying to be right on the internet and failing miserably to cover up their own latent homosexual tendencies.

          • Kyle says:

            Me too…

          • Anonymous says:

            DARWIN WINS YOU FAIL

          • laura michelle says:

            amen.

          • Emma Morrow says:

            You should go back to fondling yourself now.

            • Nix says:

              It would be a step up from having to read what a little bigot like you has to say.

              • Emma Morrow says:

                Pink Homo Bitchwhine FAIL.

                • nix says:

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      • MR CAPS says:

        YOU’RE SO BORING

      • Xos says:

        Politics aren’t correct. Ever. 6th grade is obviously further than you got.

      • asaadsa says:

        im gay and idc about the comment
        :D

      • Roberto de Lamia says:

        TABA JUGANDO HOMBREEEE COMO SE LA JALAN!!

    • sim says:

      “pink” in reality just light red. get over yourself prick its just light waves bouncing off objects

    • jojojo says:

      you’re all arguing about the PC use of the word gay, and yet the editor’s note called the rider “fatty” and no one comments. You ALL fail.

      • gary yo says:

        because it is easily proven that the guy is a fatty

      • laura michelle says:

        you can’t just look at someone and say “they’re gay.”
        however, you can look at someone and say “they’re a fatty.”
        so the pressing matter here is not whether the bike rider is overweight, it’s whether or not these STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE WILL LET GO OF THE WHOLE PINK BEING GAY THING!!!

        The guy is about to get his package PWNED by that bike, and it doesn’t matter whether he’s gay, straight or a purple people eater, he has junk and will be in extreme pain soon.

        Plus the fact that the rider is a fatty doesn’t help his situation. he’s gonna get a bike to the balls with the full force of a Big Mac meal plan behind it.

        • Emma Morrow says:

          I can look at someone and know that they’re gay. It’s easy, escpecially when they are wearing a pink shirt – that means “I’m Gay!”

          • Nix says:

            As the old saying goes, it takes one to know one. The louder you squeal, the gayer you are.

            • Emma Morrow says:

              That explains all my pink clothes!

              Gaywad.

              • nix says:

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    • Bill says:

      Seriously, if a guy wears a pink shirt that doesn’t make him gay.

      If he wears a blue shirt and then screams “It’s turquoise you SAUCY brute!” while smacking you with a rolled up copy of “Men in black men” then you can be pretty sure he’s gay.

    • Gloomer says:

      Well gays suck and that`s that. And by suck I mean literally.

      • Nix says:

        Gloomer said, with a touch of wistful nostalgia…

        • Emma Morrow says:

          You seem to call a lot of other people gay, homo.

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            • Emma Morrow says:

              That’s what YOU are, what am I, pink homo?

              • Nix says:

                You
                are the wad
                your mom
                should have swallowed instead

                • anonymous says:

                  This is a very long thread

                • Emma Morrow says:

                  At least I’m not a pink homo. Thank the stars.

                  • Nix says:

                    You know how I know I’m right about you? Because you keep coming back here to react.

                  • EMMA_We_Want_YOU says:

                    Emma,

                    I know you’re not a pink homo, gay, or any of those things. You’ve made it apparent. However, I would like to invite you to a group meeting of “Lesbos Against Pink Homos”. We meet Thursdays at 7:30, share some dinner, some bush, etc., and then we bash pink homos.

                    As one of our elders is leaving, we need to fill a spot. You’d be great. I hope you’re for real.

                    Sincerely,
                    Colette

    • Your Face says:

      i really wish people would stop using the word gay that way…

  4. Miss Q says:

    Me thinks the guy in the green shirt is going to get hurt most. He’ll get the backwheel and the brunt of the impact before the frontwheel hits mister pink. Ouch!

  5. Errr says:

    I will not cry “Photoshop” but… the guy who is on the bike… it is my point of view, but he hasn’t got any shadows… strange isn’t it?

    (You can compare with the wood plate)

    • Ben says:

      “Photoshop”!!!!!!!!!!

    • Rufio says:

      good argument … but the vampire argument is the better one ^^

      • rosie says:

        That doesn’t make sense…unless you are also arguing that the *bike* is a vampire. Bikes are inanimate objects…not vampires.

        Also, I cannot believe that I actually made that argument.

        • dan says:

          uhh… what is the vampire argument?

        • Hamjudo says:

          You don’t seem to understand vampire physics.

          A vampires clothing never casts a shadow either. Nor does anything he is carrying unless seeing it is an important plot element to the story. If the shadow of the bike was the important plot element to the scene, the camera would be focused on the shadow of the riderless bike. Instead, the camera is focused on the bike riders and the heroes of the story.

          It appears that the heroes are about to suffer greatly, but the sun just came out. The vampire is about to turn into ashes. The only harm they will suffer is the taste of vampire ashes.

          Consistency rules do not apply in vampire stories. So we can’t tell if the bicycle will turn to ash, or if just the vampire and clothing turns to ash, and all that is left is the bicycle on its side, with smoke rising all around it, and the wheels still spinning.

      • Nick says:

        A vampire in the middle of the day? :D

    • Daniel Tyack says:

      Ok #1 I could totally see myself and the band or some other band doing this out back behind a venue. #2 it would be crazy hard to Photoshop those spokes and tires so flawlessly. So I’m going with real!

      • EgoTrip says:

        Gullibility FAIL!

      • Jason says:

        I’m not necessarily saying photoshop either (because people really are this stupid sometimes), but you wouldn’t have to do anything with the spokes to fake this. What you do is put the camera on a tripod so that it will stay in the exact same position for two shots. One shot has the people lying in front of the ramp and there is no bike. The second shot has the people safely out of harm’s way and just the guy jumping off the ramp. Both images will have the exact same background since they were shot without moving the camera. Blending two such images in photoshop is very easy, you just have to bring both images into the same frame, and erase half of the top layer.

      • MR CAPS says:

        ‘MYSELF AND THE BAND’… YOU REALLY ARE A TOTAL FAIL

  6. Yerun says:

    …maybe the biker is a vampire? (no shadow)… or was that someting else? hmm…

  7. Yerun says:

    … but then the bike will have to be a vampire-bike too… where do they built that stuff?

    • drb says:

      Well, if a vampire doesn’t have a shadow (or a reflection), that means his/her clothes apparently count as part of the vampire, otherwise you’d have a shadow of the clothes. So that means that the vampire, plus anything the vampire is wearing, leaves no shadow or reflection, even if the clothing itself is not vampiric. So could a vampire be said to be “wearing” a bicycle?

      Or, y’know, the Photoshop explanation works too. ;-)

      • Homer says:

        Wait, if the vampire does not reflect in the mirror, most cameras use mirrors. How would you take a picture? I say its a vampire fail.

  8. Christine says:

    not physically possible.

    McFatso.

  9. Erica says:

    I like that the guy beside Mr. Pink is not at all worried about his internal organs… just his “junk”, which he is covering. :D

  10. ScytheNoire says:

    I hope to hell that this is photoshopped, because that would cause some serious injuries.

  11. blabla says:

    Maybe it wasn’t that smart to let the fat guy do the stunt…

  12. Jason Dick says:

    Nah, I think he made it. I do like the expression on the last guy’s face, but judging by his height and distance from the platform, the biker is just at the peak of his trajectory or not quite there, so he should have cleared the last guy. He should, however, be leaning forward so as to maximize his clearance distance.

    Nice picture, though :)

    • dolt says:

      dissagree if you continue the line from the ramp thwe wheels are below it… he is begining his dessent. which means the man in the pink shirt and the man in the green shirt arwe about to loose their genitalia … although i doubt the hands will protect those of the man in the jeans.

      • Jason Dick says:

        Motion of this sort is parabolic. Just because he’s not a straight line from the ramp (which can’t ever happen) doesn’t mean he’s started his descent. And just because he’s started his descent (which would be the case if he’s at the apex of his motion) doesn’t mean he’ll drop straight down.

        Consider this: he’s only slightly below the straight line position from the ramp. So yes, he’s either still going up or has just reached the apex. If he’s reached the apex, then he’ll go as far down in the next distance chunk than he traveled in the first. A quick measurement shows that he’ll be at the height of the top of the ramp at about the time his rear tire is right over the last person. So yeah, he should have cleared that last person, just barely.

        • CaeruleanXII says:

          I wonder if it occurred to any of these guys that people from all over the world would be discussing the parabolic trajectory of the jump afterwards.

    • ben says:

      “He should, however, be leaning forward so as to maximize his clearance distance.”

      Maybe he knows that.

  13. I DONT CARE IM FIRST says:

    never let the fatty do the stunts…!!!!!!

  14. Xi says:

    “Vampire Bikes Ltd.”, Monterey, CA

    President: John Smith
    Vice-president: John Brown.

    Phone: 555-55-55

  15. lc says:

    why is the second guy cupping his nuts?

    Its not like its going to help when an elephant lands on you.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Might be fake, pink guy is looking the wrong way. If was I the pink guy, I would be looking at the fat guy on the bike, not behind him.

  17. Anon says:

    Hullooooo…. it’s a photo not a video. He is still peddling… derrrrrr… of course he’ll make it!

  18. Felipe Edoardo says:

    That looks really fake to me. Probably an ad.

    • arete says:

      Yes — it’s a South African magazine ad : First For Women Insurance company. The caption was, “Why we insure women only”.

      There were several similar pics of men doing stupid things. Vaguely sexist, but anyway…

      • Dark says:

        If you ever let a bird reverse, you’re gonna end up in a hearse,
        You’re in massive fucking peril if your driver’s name is Cheryl
        If you want to keep the car alive,
        Never let a woman drive!

  19. dropofkim says:

    I think that it is an optical illusion. The guy is not really over the other dudes, but really behind them….hmmm?

  20. Mr Negative says:

    Of course he will make it. You cannot determine the velocity form a still photo. There is no evidence at all to support the idea that he is decending. If you look closely you can see the event takes palce on a hill. In fact, fat boy is still ascending after screaming down that hill like a jumbo jet, u can clearly see the bikes distance from the ramp and the pitch of the front tire. Big boy is gonna double his hieght and is in for a wonderful surprise since his bike just about explodes on impact. Oh and btw, the stuntperson is actually not fat, he is wearing pading and uses his mullet as a helmet.

    • bdjnk says:

      Additionally he is leaning forward in order to come down on the front wheel first and avoid crushing the poor pink person.

      But why bring logic to ruin the perfectly plusable fail, of a fat man on a bike crushing a scrawny pink clad gay like so much road kill?

  21. jazz says:

    Guy In Black Shirt: *thinking* THANK YOU LORD.

  22. random says:

    so out of five dudes they pick the fat guy to jump?

  23. dan says:

    think of it THIS way. what if it wasn’t the BIKER who was photoshopped in, but the PEOPLE?!?!?!?

  24. GHouck says:

    #1 It’s photoshopped (no shadow for the rider)
    #2 If it were real, there’s be no problem clearing those people (Look at where the bike is compared to the angle of the ramp, the bike is still on it’s way UP, of JUST leveling off)

  25. steven says:

    I’m the “fat guy” in this picture. I’m not sure how this photo got out.

    Anyway, as it turns out I broke the ankle of my friend in the baseball cap, and badly bruised the last guy’s legs when I ran over him. I fell over trying to avoid them and cracked my skull as well as spraining my shoulder.

    By the way, I hear homophobes are actually gay men who haven’t come out yet.

  26. Lames says:

    Social Darwinism at its best.

  27. The Dude says:

    “Editor’s Note: never let the fatty do the stunts…”
    Commenters Note: Editor does not know physics 101. Object mass is irrelevant.

    • Proto says:

      Yeah, because it doesn’t matter how heavy he is when he comes down on his friends, or that it takes more effort to get a higher inertial mass up to higher speed.

      Statics and kinematics FAIL.

    • Wolfman says:

      Okay, there are two problems with your statement:
      A) The editor might not have been refering to the physics, but rather the fact that Mr. Pinky on the end would be less doomed if a lighter person had been on the bike.
      B)When accelerating it takes more energy for a heavier object than a lighter one to obtain the optimum speed, so a smaller person would probably be able to accelerate faster in a smaller distance, gaining more air, therefore, object mass is not irrelevent.
      So let see, you tried to fail the editor, so you fail at failing, and this is also a physics fail. Because of this I denounce your title of “The Dude”, and replace it with “Failiest Fail Failer” or “Triple F”… or “FFF”. You fail.

  28. ghiangelo says:

    geez people, it is a photoshop composite of two separate instances in the same location. these guys don’t look dumb enough to try a stunt like this in real life. the internal injuries that would occur would be very serious.

  29. Alex says:

    they just have to take 2 pictures of them on the ground, and one with the dude on the bike, and not even using photoshop, just MS paint; crop and paste, make that.
    \this site is becoming nothing more than retarded wins and photoshopped failures

    • >thanu says:

      Expecting this site to not be retarded is retarded.

    • Pescador_Gama says:

      Maybe, but we all know thats possible, in fact every picture could have been photoshopped… if that dislikes you you can just shut your trap and stop visiting failblog =)

  30. wALLAH! says:

    MOST OF THESE PHOTOS ARE PHOTOSHOPPED. the people who made the photo took 2 different photos, 1 with the people on the cement looking up , and the 2nd with the fat boy on the bike going over the ramp. They then masked the two photos together, and WALLAH!

    • blop says:

      very timely. i’m glad you came along to say this, cuz no one else already did or ever would.

    • e says:

      It’s “Voila,” not “wallah” or “wa-la” or anything else: “Voila.” It is French and means “Look there!” or “See!”

      Not to be confused with “viola,” which is a musical instrument.

      *sigh* If I spent as much time on self-improvement as I do on trying to educate strangers on the internet, I’d be damn near perfect by now. Instead, me=fail.

  31. BrightEyes says:

    Alternate caption: “Hold my beer and watch this!”

  32. sensico says:

    i want to see what the picture looks like after

  33. Anonymous says:

    People assume that all events that take place that are created by other people that will probably result in an injury (and they know it) is fake. Your life must be boring if you don’t take risks. Gtfo.
    Since this in a hill, the back wheel is still going to go further clockwise, making him miss the last guy because the bike is probably still going up. The back wheel is further down probably because of gravity and he’s pulling the front wheel up (which means the back wheel goes down.)

    The guy in the light blue jeans is covering his crotch. I bet THAT’s photoshopped.

  34. LassMan says:

    Last

  35. Arnold Mendoza says:

    y are ppl arguing about the color pink? shouldn’t we b laughing at the dispense of the ppl who will b squashed by a fat dude in a bike?

  36. Kyle says:

    Geez. To all the people who cry “photosopped,” stop it. The fact that it’s not real doesn’t make it any less funny. News flash for you – Most of those TV shows you think are so hilarious are not real either. Same with movies. Does that make them less funny? No.
    Besides, I prefer the photoshopped ones, because that makes it so I don’t feel bad for laughing at real people’s misfortune.

    • Virgin says:

      Don’t say that! Star Wars is real!

      • Kyle says:

        Okay, sorry. Star Wars is the exception.
        Because it’s the best movie ever, that’s why.
        Well, actually, Empire Strikes Back is.
        Can anyone tell I’m a Star Wars fan yet?
        Maybe I should switch my name to RogueThree or something, since there are so many “Kyle”s now.
        Wait, what?

  37. Anigma says:

    I hope for the guys in the pink shirt’s sake that he is going all ET and flying off into the distance :P

  38. Anigma says:

    Just a thought to anyone who thinks this is fake.. I’m not saying that it isn’t fake possibly but do you think the guy who “faked” this would be able to/have time to edit out all the spaces between the spokes of the wheels? You can see the wall behind the spokes of the wheels. And the people on the ground wouldn’t be the ones edited in because they are properly parallel to the grade of the ground.

  39. Slurp says:

    Fake! Fat guys can’t jump that high

  40. Anonymous says:

    Woot, first funny FAIL blog picture in ages.

  41. Reverend Failwell says:

    Darwin Award WIN!

  42. Keelhaul says:

    Okay…Okay…So let me get this right….If a fat gay vampire on a bicycle tries to photoshop me in a pink shirt…..I should cover my nuts??????

  43. Anonymous says:

    FAKE!!
    staged
    where’s the biker’s shadow??

  44. Price says:

    He’s not a vampire; he’s just so high up in the sky that he casts no shadow. Do you see that shadow of an airplane when it passes overhead? No, i don’t think so! This Evil Knievel protoge is just demonstrating the simple belief that if you can jump over 5 of your closest, drunk buddies, you can jump a stadium of helicopters like Nicholas Cage did in Ghost Rider!

  45. Xos says:

    Only idiots can turn a funny picture into a damn political argument. For crap’s sake! Let’s just say the guy’s wearing a white shirt and there’s fire smoke in the air so it has taken on a red tinge in the sunlight. Damn.

  46. Kent says:

    My guess is composite shots so two pictures, but look very real.

  47. coKe says:

    HAAAA HAAA you fail at failing!!! it’s a fake, see the shadows of the road ones and then ask your self where the hell is the biker’s shadow!!!!

  48. Kawaii says:

    Blya! Da chto tut za hujnya tvoritsa?!

  49. durdle says:

    its an insurance ad!
    failblog fail, or win, either way

  50. joe says:

    they picked the fattest guy to jump everyone? real smart

  51. Anonymous says:

    GAY PRIDE

  52. DJ says:

    that is NOT funny. Those people could get seriously hurt, or even killed. That bike, along with the guy riding it, probably weighs a couple hundred pounds.

  53. Stefan says:

    Did they sign a pain waiver? Death wish?

  54. kat says:

    hahaaaaa coKe is right! and i laugh at the people arguing about pink, btw. xD

  55. anonymous says:

    landing fail?

  56. Toph says:

    Haven’t read all the comments so this may have been said before but..
    This isn’t necessarily an inevitable fail.

    If it was me I’d be fast thinking enough to throw the bike to the side and stretch my arms and legs out away from them.
    There’s enough force on the actual guy to be able to somersault or cartwheel right at the end too.

    Those are practical ways out of it.

    Theoretically he could have done a one wheeler (whatever the trick is called, dunno but i’ve done it on bike sims) until he gets far enough to put the back wheel down.

    lol at the second last guy being the only one thinking ahead to cover his nuts.
    he’s the kinda guy like me that could get out of the situation the biker is in.

  57. Daryll Lamont Jenkem says:

    broken legs

  58. SmilinBob says:

    Why is the fat guy on the bike?

  59. Brandonglv says:

    what even fails more is the advertisement next to it

  60. ZeroTheWolf says:

    The fat guy’s cute. :3

  61. Crux says:

    Why would you trust your friend, that’s the fattest out of all of you, jump over you on a bike.

    Judgment FAIL.
    Air FAIL.
    Balls crush WIN!

  62. bart bingle says:

    i think that guy should….. ummm RUN!!!

  63. Anonymous says:

    Your mum needs to die



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