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Child Molester Fail

Incorrect credit?

179 Failures in Communication »

Kyle

OMG giv urself a cookie!!!1!!!

Sheesh. How many of these “first”-ers are there?

First

There are millions dude. And they are all first.

Kyle

Uh-oh.
At least we know they’ll never reproduce…

Elanthiel

They can’t. their offspring will be “second”

thisisawesome

I lol’d at that.

OhGod

That’s not much better than “first.”

MikeW of VA

Second’s first to third

 
 
 
 
 
first

I was the first to post first. i did it back on gopher

tbonedave

Then obviously your life is complete. So please go die publicly and loudly.

 
Keelhaul

Holy crap!!! Really???….Gopher??????Wow man!!!!….so that means you originated….Stupidity.You must be so proud.

Crystal

Back when he was in the senate, he took the initiative in creating the
concept of annoying writing “FIRST!!!1!!ONE!!” all over the internet.
It was lame then too.

 
 
3rd Chromosome

Tough nuts, Al Gore was the first to post the entire internet. So you’re still just a tube steak.

 
 
hahahahaha

numerical ranking fail

 
strongfan

Actually, I think they’re all the same person: Anonymous

 
 
 
Mr Dino

they wont stop until osama kill em all!!

Kyle

Uncalled-for. Osama is not funny. Mass murderers are not funny.
Now, if you’d have said “Chuck Norris,” maybe. Chuck Norris is the only funny mass murderer. Hey, that’s a pretty good “Chuck Norris Fact.” Certainly better than some I’ve seen.
Wait, what was I talking about again?

 
dr.mooseballs

mass murdering IS funny.

Dark

Yet again, not the real person… Lack of an avatar and captialisation.

 
 
Anonymous

Playtime IS funtime

molesticide

horray! i just watched it too! like five times!

 
a

beast with a billion backs?

 
 
simey

osama did not organise 911 if thats what y’all are getting at

Anonymous

CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS FAIL

…but by all means, keep getting the word out, troofer…

kk

SHEEPLE FAIL

Then why isn’t OBL on FBI’s list for connection to the WTC? Check the FBI’s site if you don’t believe us ;)

Anonymous

Let me put this another way…

CONFIRMATION BIAS FAIL

 
 
 
lib

Quit misspelling “Obama.”

 
Devon

Nope. He organized 999, but nobody noticed.

 
 
Anonymous

Chuck Norris is a douche.

VDOgamez

You’re in for it now…

RogueThree

He can’t reply to that, he’s been roundhouse kicked to death…

 
MikeW of VA

Chuck Norris can kick through all six degrees of seperation. Therefore he can kick anyone, anywhere, anytime.

 
 
 
 
Xos

U can’t have manslaughter without “laughter”.

 
MikeW of VA

Your ADD is shorter than ……………….

 
 
Badvock

you can’t spell slaughter withought “laughter” ;)

aaaaanon

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Pedant

wa? im pretty sure chuck norris means to kill his opponents…

 
 
Bubba

But you can spell “without” without “gh”.

 
 
 
 
scummos

hihi… not as many as people going crazy ´cause of them :p

 
 
A Raven Without A Nest

OMG what a fail!

 
 
Kyle

I’m sure everyone ELSE on the news team was laughing their ass off.
Sucks for this guy that the headlines were screwed up like this.

 
 
 
Anonymous

Ouch. I wonder if he realized this and went along with it, or was just oblivious. I’ve seen some worse (better?) weatherman fails, but this one was pretty funny.

 
Gothos

Missed what he’s saying …… I see no issue … so . I’m deaf .. or LOL needs to re-evaluate

Kyle

He’s just doing the weather, oblivious to the fact that the headline is secretly calling him a pedophile.
I guess it helps to explain it to those who don’t get it.

 
Anonymous

Doesn’t have anything to do with what he’s saying. He’s giving a normal broadcast on the weather, and the label just pops up on the screen “child molester,” which was apparently intended for a different news segment, but popped up under his name instead.

Kyle

Thanks for restating what I said, Mr. Anonymous.

Kid Choronsom

No you didn’t say “which was apparently intended for a different news segment, but popped up under his name instead.”…you said “the headline is secretly calling him a pedophile.”

 
 
 
 
 
Gothos

NM ……….. His title …………. (my bad … my “fail”)

Kyle

That’s okay. We all make mistakes. And the more hilarious ones wind up here.
I don’t think that was “fail”-caliber to miss the joke.

Homer

Chuck Norris never makes mistakes. He makes higher than needed body counts. Those are called “bonus deaths”, not mistakes.

Keelhaul

I want Chuck Norris to film me and Christie Brinkley “Workin’ it out” on the Total Gym!!!!

 
 
 
MR CAPS

APPROPRIATE APOSTROPHE FAIL

Kirsten

MR. CAPS’ ENGLISH LESSON FAIL. QUOTATION MARKS…NOT APOSTROPHES.

Pedant

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

Moe HamHead

yEs BuT oNlY F*cKtArDs AbUsE CaPs In CoMmEnTs.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Anonymous

I wonder if, by coincidence, he actually IS a pedophile?

Kyle

There is a slight possibility…

 
Homer

The next fail is a tribute to him, actually.

 
 
oddcat

nah. he doesnt have the magnum p.i pedostache.

Kyle

Quick, call “Webster’s!” We have a great new word that needs acceptance into the English language!

pedostache (ped-oh-stash) Slang. n. A moustache, generally very bushy, that looks as though it belong to a pedophile. (frm. pedophile+moustache)