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FIRST!!!!!1111111
OMG giv urself a cookie!!!1!!!
Sheesh. How many of these “first”-ers are there?
There are millions dude. And they are all first.
Uh-oh.
At least we know they’ll never reproduce…
They can’t. their offspring will be “second”
I lol’d at that.
That’s not much better than “first.”
Second’s first to third
Disgruntled screen operator win
I was the first to post first. i did it back on gopher
Then obviously your life is complete. So please go die publicly and loudly.
Holy crap!!! Really???….Gopher??????Wow man!!!!….so that means you originated….Stupidity.You must be so proud.
Back when he was in the senate, he took the initiative in creating the
concept of annoying writing “FIRST!!!1!!ONE!!” all over the internet.
It was lame then too.
Tough nuts, Al Gore was the first to post the entire internet. So you’re still just a tube steak.
no wais!
numerical ranking fail
Actually, I think they’re all the same person: Anonymous
lol
they wont stop until osama kill em all!!
Uncalled-for. Osama is not funny. Mass murderers are not funny.
Now, if you’d have said “Chuck Norris,” maybe. Chuck Norris is the only funny mass murderer. Hey, that’s a pretty good “Chuck Norris Fact.” Certainly better than some I’ve seen.
Wait, what was I talking about again?
I laughed…
mass murdering IS funny.
Yet again, not the real person… Lack of an avatar and captialisation.
Playtime IS funtime
horray! i just watched it too! like five times!
beast with a billion backs?
osama did not organise 911 if thats what y’all are getting at
CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS FAIL
…but by all means, keep getting the word out, troofer…
SHEEPLE FAIL
Then why isn’t OBL on FBI’s list for connection to the WTC? Check the FBI’s site if you don’t believe us
Let me put this another way…
CONFIRMATION BIAS FAIL
Quit misspelling “Obama.”
LOL
Nope. He organized 999, but nobody noticed.
Chuck Norris is a douche.
You’re in for it now…
He can’t reply to that, he’s been roundhouse kicked to death…
Poor guy…
Chuck Norris can kick through all six degrees of seperation. Therefore he can kick anyone, anywhere, anytime.
U can’t have manslaughter without “laughter”.
Your ADD is shorter than ……………….
NUKE!
you can’t spell slaughter withought “laughter”
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
wa? im pretty sure chuck norris means to kill his opponents…
But you can spell “without” without “gh”.
hihi… not as many as people going crazy ´cause of them :p
OMG what a fail!
I’m sure everyone ELSE on the news team was laughing their ass off.
Sucks for this guy that the headlines were screwed up like this.
OHEMGEE!!
haha exposed!
Double entendre win!
Ouch. I wonder if he realized this and went along with it, or was just oblivious. I’ve seen some worse (better?) weatherman fails, but this one was pretty funny.
Missed what he’s saying …… I see no issue … so . I’m deaf .. or LOL needs to re-evaluate
He’s just doing the weather, oblivious to the fact that the headline is secretly calling him a pedophile.
I guess it helps to explain it to those who don’t get it.
Doesn’t have anything to do with what he’s saying. He’s giving a normal broadcast on the weather, and the label just pops up on the screen “child molester,” which was apparently intended for a different news segment, but popped up under his name instead.
Thanks for restating what I said, Mr. Anonymous.
No you didn’t say “which was apparently intended for a different news segment, but popped up under his name instead.”…you said “the headline is secretly calling him a pedophile.”
lol dat’s rite
NM ……….. His title …………. (my bad … my “fail”)
That’s okay. We all make mistakes. And the more hilarious ones wind up here.
I don’t think that was “fail”-caliber to miss the joke.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes. He makes higher than needed body counts. Those are called “bonus deaths”, not mistakes.
I want Chuck Norris to film me and Christie Brinkley “Workin’ it out” on the Total Gym!!!!
APPROPRIATE APOSTROPHE FAIL
MR. CAPS’ ENGLISH LESSON FAIL. QUOTATION MARKS…NOT APOSTROPHES.
KIRSTEN FACE FAIL
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
yEs BuT oNlY F*cKtArDs AbUsE CaPs In CoMmEnTs.
I wonder if, by coincidence, he actually IS a pedophile?
There is a slight possibility…
BILL KAMAL!!!
The next fail is a tribute to him, actually.
nah. he doesnt have the magnum p.i pedostache.
Quick, call “Webster’s!” We have a great new word that needs acceptance into the English language!
pedostache (ped-oh-stash) Slang. n. A moustache, generally very bushy, that looks as though it belong to a pedophile. (frm. pedophile+moustache)
its pedo-smile, bitch.
You’re not the real maddox. You’re just a pathetic insult to humanity. Go kill yourself.
right in there next to mexistache
Don’t forget Pornstache
And… “trash-stache”.
Maybe one of his coworkers googled his name.
Aaaaahhhh-hahahaha! Thank God…! It was the headliner… HooHoo… Pheeeew, and I who thought for a moment there that they were announcing his name…
Never piss off the guys in the graphics department
That is horrible, yet I can’t stop laughing. Someone has a severe grudge against the weatherman. I’m hoping one of the anchors clarified that after his segment was done.
i knew you couldn’t trust a man who lies to you daily.
70% chance of thundershowers you said, get in my van you said, i have candy you said. that wasn’t candy mister, that wasn’t candy at all.
Win!
And I thought I was good at witty comments. Bravo, Mr. Durr.
You did? Why?
Check!!!
it’s Miss. Durr not Mister
Oh, OK.
Hard to tell on the Internet.
they both sound the same to me
Funny win
But it DID rain didn’t it.
:’(
LOL!!!
Nice.
This was dumb. I’m sorry I wasted 14 seconds of my life watching this video.
& easily faked… He would have prolly noticed that it said “Child Molester” on the screen when he was looking over…
Even If he did, odds are he would have just kept going, rather than break chracter to scream “As you can see here, temperatures are dropping all along the east…hey…I AM NOT A FUCKING PEDOPHILE!……… That is to say, the advancing cold front spells big trouble for parts of Orange, Richmond, and parts of Washington D.C….”
I guess only news crew and low lives would find this funny?
Don’t forget people with an appreciation of embarrasing television bloopers, which includes most of the human race.
ITS THE UNI GIRL!
IT’S THE GUY WHO ANNOYS EVERYONE
WORD
RETORT SUCCESSFUL
AAAAANON PWNED
Uni girl really does not bring much to the table, does she? Come on Christine, you can do better than that. I am sure you have read about humor before. Let’s see you bring your “A” game for the next fail posted.
She was actually starting to come around with the “original” uni-guys….What happened?
obviously because you’ve been to university you’re far above this kind of thing?
Cathrine… something tells me that your life is wasted, and you spent 14 seconds of relevent time not absorbed in yourself. Cut loose every now and then. It is a “FAIL”. Understand the concept or go back to EBAy and check your auctions.
On the outside chance that this guy is secretly a pedophile. Funny thing here in Sacramento, about 15 years ago, there was a Guy named “Stormin Norman” that got caught making time with little boys in a Macy’s dressing room. So the possibility that here in California (that was where the Pedophile in the fail title was from) has pedophile weathermen is pretty high. But this guy was just the victum of an incompetent news room staff…
“Reply to this Comment” FAIL.
Don’t forget, after she “wasted” that time of her life, she then chose to comment, further wasting time. Had I felt my time was wasted, I would have moved on, wasting no more of my time left on earth.
Maybe she should join the weatherman in the van for 14 seconds of heaven.
Whoever was working Deco that night is surely fired. Besides, you’d never want to put that on a Super anyways, in case they throw the wrong one up there.
Operations Fail
i think i heard about this. apparently he was dating a secretary and broke up with her, and subsequently got this. someone can check to see if its the same incident. either way, someone needs therapy.
This is exactly what my first thought was – everyone else seems to think it’s a misplaced story “ticker,” but what kind of headline is “Child Molester”? “Child Molester Convicted,” “Child Molester Escapes From Prison,” okay sure, but just “Child Molester”?
My money is on what you said – that he pissed someone off and they adopted a novel approach to payback.
Uhm… Video fail. Did YouTube remove this, or is this a compy-fail?
ITS A YOU’VE GOT A SHITTY DELL THAT CAN’T HANDLE FLASH – FAIL
Agreed.
or a Mac.
Someone got burned in the break room by having to do this guy’s dishes.
LITTLE DID THE WEATHERMAN KNOW THAT THAT GUY WAS IN EDITING.
STOP BITING MY SHIT
EWWWWW
Shaq?
Also, he looks like Neil Patrick Harris
Kyle is apparently obsessed with failblog, judging from the insane number of comments.
Meanwhile, the weather guy could totally sue the station for that.
goddam americans, someone always has to be sued. Thats why everyone hates your country, you have to solve everything with lawyers, prozac or handguns
…Or all of the above.
Wrong!
It’s not always handguns. Sometimes it’s shotguns, or submachine guns, or hunting rifles, or assault rifles, or heavy machine guns, or high explosives, or…
Damn, we need to rework that Second Amendment.
Yeah… not our best one, is it?
Nope. The best is the ninth.
“Congress shall make no law restricting the right to drive ridiculously large SUVs and then complain about four-dollar gasoline.”
Lol, I’m from Australia.
On that note, I agree with what you have to say about Americans.
You need guns to protect yourself from sting rays.
Double Check!!!!!! Homer for the win!!!!
I’m from America and I agree!!1!!!!!!!!!
hey! u forgot extortion! it solves everything…
The “X” makes it sound cool
I agree that americans are way to prone to sue, but I think this is one of those situations where a lawsuit might be appropriate.
And all this time I thought everyone hated us because we keep insisting that we’re the greatest. (Which we’re not)
Yeah, everyone hates the US so much that people are emmigrating there in record numbers anyway they can. They must all be masochists to so desperately want to move there. /sarc
LOL, Im emigrating from the USA to Sweden… Sweden is made of WIN.
Actually, it is made from rocks and soil.
Comment WIN
Didn’t find anything particularly great or bad that anyone wrote that I could comment about so I’ll just wish all of you failbloggers out there a fantastic week and hope you all are happy and that your fails are fewer than your wins…even the nerds. Actually ESPECIALLY all you nerds….I wish this day goes down as one of the best you’ll ever have.
with “week” I meant “day”….my best wishes don’t cover the whole week…that was a typo.
How do we know that his parents, Judy and Hank Molester, weren’t just really mean when they named their son?
OMFG! That almost made me shoot water out of my nose!
This comment is the win.
i concur
…my face peeping out of a haybell…
LMAO @ the “Bill Kamal” post. He was a weatherman for Channel 7 here in Miami and got nailed for soliciting sex with a minor.
Perhaps the caption is true?
Maybe he really is a child molester and the graphics department is made up of children who are trying to reach the outside world for rescue from his “candy”.
The forecast calls for pain.
poor guy. lol
life takes vista, for everything else there’s mastercard
so….. which would he need?
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST
attention seeking fail.
ANNNNNNUUUUUUSSSS
OWWWWWWWNED
Kyle… get a life
You… get a better insult.
OMFSM that was so random!
Jesus Christ this is all a comment stream FAIL. Bor-ing.
And rather than improve it, you bitched like a little bitch. Why not try to have a positive impact on the world rather than just complaining?
Hell called…..They have a seat for you….Go now!!!!!
I hear you my child. I wish for you to be at peace.
Walk into the light…
right after you go start the car in the garage with the door closed and inhale as much carbon monoxide as you can
My Kingdom is at hand…
1st July Fail.
Calendar Comprehension Fail…
Your post is actually still in June.
I don’t get it. **shrug**
O.M.G. this video is just another reason I am so happy i moved away from the Mississippi Delta, I used to watch this station all the time and they always messed up like this but wow, that is bad.
Wow… scary…
I wonder what he did to lose a bet….
Hi. Chris Hanson, DatelineNBC. Why don’t you take a seat?
This looks like one of them commercials for online background checks.
lawsuit win!
wow…that’s my hometown
Why is everyone here fucking 13 wow.
NOONE THINKS YOU’RE FUNNY GO AWAY!
I fail to see the fail in this fail.
Pissed intern…WIN!
PHALEER
i like the part when the words “child molester” popped up while dude was giving the weather forecast. lolz
Racist.
Actually, that comes from the old phrase “the pot calling the kettle black.”
So it’s not racist, it was actually very, very wise, b/c I’ve seen both of these guys post some fucked-up shit.
…unlike that friggin hilarious comment I posted.
Actually, any person of non-African ancestry using the term “black” in any connotation is racist. Now, I insist that failblog.org “donate” $15,734,712.99 to my foundation or I will call for a boycott.
yeah, i know. sorry. i was trying ‘irony.’
i hate how the internet does not convey tonal inflection.
This one is just a winner all through the comments page? Thanks for coming.
“Irony” is one letter away from “ivory”. There will be 5,638 of my african brothers and sisters marching on your home, boycotting whatever it is your do, unless you donate to my foundation.
not irony: i think this joke you are doing is hilarious, please continue to do so.
is… is that a racist thing to say? i tried really hard to be good that time.
nesting
yes i was trying to be funny…o god i have split personality
lol @ “taletha”