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titaniumspork19

Is your favorite activity!

 
 
minishaw

hahaha i hope he dies

Everyone's Favorite Nazi

I hope you die.

minishaw

go away nazi go dress up as hitler and try to start the 4th or 5th empire what ever number your up to now =\

Everyone's Favorite Nazi

27th, actually.
My up to now is better than yours!

GermanAntiFa

Come on fu**g nazi go home! Punks not Dead!

Back to topic: the bull has found him and wait, he has time :D

my balls

ha ha wrong number of * fail

Helyt

Заткнитесь, блядь, не за этим сюда пришли (shut up f**kins farters)

 
 
 
Haha

I was thinking the same thing you were.

 
 
Minger

A few things
1) Sentences begin with a capital letter;
2) Pronouns also have capital letters, thus “Nazi” and “Hitler”;
3) It should be “you’re” (short for “you are”) not “your” (possessive, belonging to you);
4) Sentences have punctuation.

As for the Bull Run, it’s barbaric but at least the bulls (for once) get a chance for some vengeance against their two-legged tormentors.

ketveen

“Nazi” and “Hitler” are not pronouns. Grammar correction FAIL!

Big Fail

hahahaha lolol, “People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw rocks.”

Guru

People who live in glass houses better have their toilet in the basement…

Mark

Or they crap in their pants and it leaks on their legs.

Christine

i think thats what happens when you get diarrhoea and use a squat toilet.

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Jessica

I don’t know what diarrhoea is, but I hope I never get it…sounds more painful than what these matadors are about to get.

 
 
 
 
 
Mer

Unless they’re trapped in the glass house. Then by all means, throw the rock.

molesticide

why are there rocks in this hypothetical dude’s glass house?

 
 
 
 
 
PorchMonkey4Life

Umm..Nazi and Hitler aren’t pronouns. They are proper nouns. Pronouns are words like he, she and it that are used in place of proper nouns.

1 out of 4 wrong = 25% fail

Anonymous

Wouldn’t that be 75% fail?

 
PorchMonkey4Life

Well, if one out of four of the answers are wrong, then 25% of the answers are failures. 75% are correct.

I was referring to the failure rate, not a grade. Does this still make it a math fail?

some dood

My reply was to Anonymous.
Anonymous = Math Fail
PorchMonkey4Life = Math Win
PorchMonkey4Life = Reading Reply Fail

Brandon_ha

porchmonkey4 life is also a clerks win!

What? He’s taking it back!

Uhtred of Bebbanburg

If you’re talking about the “Berzerker” reference, that was me. If not, never mind. I was wondering if anyone would get the reference. Funniest line in the movie, IMO: “Did he say ‘making f*ck’?” It does look like the admin pulled Klaus’ comment and my response, though.

Uhtred of Bebbanburg

Ignore the above. It was on a different post. Must…. get… some… sleep….

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Paul

Also photoshop FAIL by whoever wrote FAIL on that image!

monkeytennis

Shadow underneath every letter FAIL

 
 
 
Everyone's Favorite Nazi

Thanks.
Goodness, I imagined that someone had to get it.

 
 
minishaw

its the internet no one cares go fail down some stairs (see that how i said fail rather then fall epic yes i know)

kk

I need to tell that one to my friend who falls down stairs often! … next time I’ll have to take a picture of it.

 
 
Anonymous

Think hard and maybe you’ll wemember.

 
 
Scott A

Sort of? They mostly use the older bulls who aren’t very fast or as aggressive, then they spray down the streets to reduce traction for the cloven-hoofed animals.

Sometimes with hillarious or cringe-worthy results amongst humans too. Its dangerous, don’t get me wrong, but its safer than it looks.

 
GoRollerBlade

Have you told your parents you’re gay?

 
Gnomie

You should have added either a colon or an ellipsis after you typed “a few things”. You could have also added the words “were wrong with your post”.
After the “;)”, you should have added a comma.

Jessica

No, the comma should go INSIDE the end quotes. Grammar Correction FAIL II.

 
 
David

Pronouns are words such as “he, she, it.” You should have said, “Proper nouns also have capital letters.”

So you earn a B- for your English in that reply. It’s still, aside from this one, the best comment, based on grammatics.

 
 
 
 
violentfuck

they’re both going to die.

 
violentfuck

theyre both going to die

 
American Bob

Wish granted.
Everyone dies… eventually.

By the way: “One Hundred and EIGHTY!”.
Darts players understand this…

Dark

180 has nothing to do with the bullseye.

 
 
 
Juasman

LoL, San Fermín in Pamplona.

This whole thing sucks :), and every year we get a casualty by the bulls… most of them drunk americans :O

DeVir

So the bulls are actually drunk Americans?

Philosophical Clown

I laughed so hard

Juasman

weeeell, you know what I mean. :)

 
 
 
 
 
jj1910

Looks like an easy double play for the bull. BULL 2 IDIOTS 0

Vaux

Agreed!

BULL: Decisions, decisions…..

Caimera

LOL win. so much win

 
 
 
ENTJ

It might be not a fail after all. Bulls are said to react to sudden movements and intense colors. If the hiding guy is cool enough to avoid moving, maybe he can make it. Perhaps the guy jumping on the pole is more likely to be targeted.

Toris

The bull is probably waiting for one of them to crap in his pants, so he can identify his target by smell :)

 
 
 
 
urko1982

In July, it’s the festival in Pamplona (Spain). There are many american, australian and german people. So funny.
http://www.sanfermin.com/index.php/en/encierro

 
Bullet

Yes… the bull is visible. Really failed.

Any moose around?

 
 
Daan

Hope the bull kills the hide & seeker, would only be fair since the bull is going to die afterwards anyway

 
Matze

The bull cheated!

He didn’t count to 50 as he was told.

So the guys didn’t have a chance to hide properly

 
awww...

…it’s photoshopped

Neil

Indeed. The reflections are all wrong!

Anyway, big win for the bull, imho.

 
 
awww