when u look up a word in ur german to english dictionary make sure it doenst have two or more meanings like nach which can mean go to, after, or from. everyone on this page fails at german except the second post. Du bist eine Fotze.
Yes, it can be understood easily, by people who understand German.
What you write comes off as gibberish to anyone who doesn’t know English, and as mindless nonsense to anyone who does.
Tut mir leid, dich “unmenschlich” zu behandeln (xD), aber ich schreibe trotzdem in meiner Muttersprache wann ich will. Dass du mich dabei nicht verstehst ist mir ziemlich egal… Kannst dich ja deswegen in ne Ecke stellen und heulen
wow you people are imbeciles
this is an english forum so type in ENGLISH
proof: the url is english, the announcements are english, the picture captions are english, the links are in english, and guess what? the majority of the posts are english
Haha I just replied here cause I could =P It was getting pretty long so I wanted to make it longer lol…Seriously why argue over language? The world wouldn’t be any fun if we didn’t have different languages…
You have to speak English or you fail humanity? Sounds like the words of a douche, frankly. I am personally ashamed for you, even if you aren’t ashamed of yourself.
Also, can everyone stop saying “fail”? You’ve ruined it for me…
dude, seriously guys. Chill. Its just a comment. You dont have to correct everything everyone says. You guys make me sorry i even look at these pictures. Take a look, laugh and then move on.
corecting peoples slpellings and grammar is a sign of sexual frustration
and for all you sexually frustrated pepole out there, im writing like this for the sake of ease and because im very lazy
No, correcting people’s spelling and grammar mistakes is telling them to “Kindly take the extra three seconds to type properly so you don’t seem like a lazy idiot and so my eyes don’t begin to bleed from said lazy idiots. It’s a win-win situation.”
why are you guys correcting grammar on a FAIL blog? Does that not make sense or is it just me? Cause I dunno… FAIL blogs are for FAILs, not good grammar. I mean really guys, you HAVE to ruin a perfectly good FAIL picture with all that grammar correcting???
We saw Bambi loose his mother.
[scene: ]
Bambi had to fight to overcome this loss.
[scene: crying bambi]
He did not have many friends with him.
[scene: rabbit]
He fought hard to revenge the death of his mother and now he is back to get those who killed recklessly.
[scene: angry Bambi]
Sylvester Stalone and Arnold Schwazenegger are back! Together as Bambi!
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol…ohh my gawd that was funny
lose…the word is lose.
loose means to loosen
and i find it hilarious that there is a fight on about english…
white america and their sense of entitlement to the english language and “gosh darnit everyone should talk it!!”
we have the dumbest kids because we don’t make them learn other languages…their european counterparts usually know about 3 different languages…
bilingual, biliteral, by choice…
We saw Bambi loose his mother.
[scene: ]
Bambi had to fight to overcome this loss.
[scene: crying bambi]
He did not have many friends with him.
[scene: rabbit]
He trained hard to revenge the death of his mother and now he is back to get those who killed recklessly.
[scene: angry Bambi]
Sylvester Stalone and Arnold Schwazenegger are back! Together as Bambi!
yeah bambi owned them both chuck norris was like round house kick but the fact bambi has 4 legs hes round house kick was more effective and killed chuck norris and godzilla was like wtf and commited sepuku or how ever you spell it
so i think that next time i describe an event i’m gonna run everything together so when you read it you feel like you’re talking to the paramedics on the phone just after someone’s been shot and you have to talk very quickly so you run everything together and dont use punctuation because that makes reading it too easy.
May god have mercy for you, hunters, because he won’t.
He’s back, he has trained, and now he’s the perfect killing machine.
Starring Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Charles Bronson and Dr. Phil.
Actually, the reference predates Duke Nukem (including the original 2D platformer) by three years to a little known cult classic, “They Live”.
Directed by John Carpenter, it’s largely devoid of plot. It stars “Rowdy” Roddy Piper (of WWE/WWF fame) and Keith David (mostly a bit actor, but prolific, given he has over 150 shows to his credit). The two most noted parts of the movie are Piper’s quote and the five and a half minute fight scene.
The fight scene is notable as it was copied, almost shot for shot, in the South Park episode “Cripple Fight” in the fight between Timmy and Jimmy. The quote, made by Piper’s Character, is “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.” While there are more memorable quotes, it is the one I hear most often quoted.
Correct Info WIN
Not Knowing Truly Awesome B-Movies FAIL
Really? I don’t know if you could you say little-known, per se…. I feel like most people I’ve ever brought this movie up to have known it. Not known it in the way that a B-fanatic knows it, but at least knows it. although maybe that’s just because I have awesomely ridiculous friends.
They Live has a plot – a drifter finds a pair of special sunglasses that allow him to see that aliens are hiding among humans and brainwashing them with consumerism. It’s a pretty nasty critique of American culture in the 1980’s.
I love that the five minute fight sequence is Piper trying to get his friend to put the glasses on.
B-movie? Yes. Little known? Not even close. Sure, it’s no “Evil Dead”, but what were Tre and Matt doing referencing it in South Park if it weren’t known to at least enough people to make it worth while?
The fight scene *does* go on. Just put the freaking glasses on! Yeesh!
are we completely sure that it is a boy? i’m not sure anything ever explicitly said the gender of Bambi, and there are women that have voices like that…
Yeah, he’s definitely a boy. He’s referred to as a prince. And at the end of the movie, he’s shown to be a grown-up stag and the new Great Prince of the Forest. Plus, Faline gives birth to their fawns.
The blood is coming from Disney putting out direct to DVD sequels for every movie they’ve ever done.. including the sequels. Bambi II… For crying out loud. Leave Bambi alone!!! He lost his parents for crying out loud. Although the more I think about it, the more I think this more of a premonition than a FAIL.
Neither friend nor foe can stop Bambo’s bloodlust. It once happens in a forest far far away. After Bambi’s mother was painfully shot to death (it was a long and painful death, the hunter shot her legs and let her suffer first, then he raped her), he swore to take revenge for everything.
After years of training, he was a killing machine. He even got cyborg implants due to the loss of his left eye, the right front leg and his rectum. So he got an enhanced cyborg eye with infrared, 20x zoom and analysis system about enemies’ health and weaknesses. Also, his front leg was changed to a Katana blade and his rectum is now able to burst the velocity and burn the foes via a twin ion thruster. He also decided to upgrade his antlers with various weapon system like a V3 missile launcher, a gatling gun and a 105mm howitzer.
Now, his training is finished. He had to kill his master Thumper, because it was the final try. After more tears of sorrow due to the loss of his old friend, Bambi’s blood streaming rage increased more and more. Is he able to defeat the evil hunter with his gun? We will see.
OH YES…THERE WILL BE BLOOD.
Lol this 1337 shit is noob with some epic fail combined. Now after pissing about 50 10 year olds off I would just like to point out the stupidest things in life are probably the funniest
OMG i was laughing my ass off at this. Man what idiot at Wal-Mart created this EPIC FAIL of godly proportions? I hope he doesn’t work in the grocery department.
Insent “milkshake” joke here.
You know, it’s amazing how many people seem to selectively forget EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS AFTER BAMBI’S MOTHER DIES. The movie STOPS being cute and cuddly and gets absolutely brutal. Bambi winds up becoming a total badass, gets the girl, and kills his rival. Funny how the general public tends to forget this, isn’t it?
Bambi’s back, bloodier and more furious than ever before. Now with military bioweapons, zombie hordes, and a machine gun leg; Bambi takes on the world of undead horror. Oh yes… There will be blood.
I believe the original was:
I like the Flowers,
I like the Daffodils,
I like the Mountains,
I like the rolling hills,
I like the fireside
When all the lights are low
Boom-de-ya-da
Boom-de-ya-da
Boom-de-ya-da
Boom-de-ya-da
After the horror of ANOTHER crappy Disney movie, I took Bambi under my wing. With intense training he has become Darth Bambo, the Sith Lord who, alongside his Master, will rid the world of Disney. Yes…THERE WILL BE BLOOD. Muahaha!
Ah, if only…! Bambi would make a great victim for the Saw series. I fcking hate that movie. It’s so insipid and dull, and for a movie that’s only 68 minutes, it feels like forever! Definitely the worst of original Disney.
Sawbi: Hello Hunter. Were going to play a little game
Hunter: What do you want from me! if you want money, I got plenty of that!
Sawbi: You have 60 seconds to break yourself free from the chains with this hacksaw. the meat cutter will move closer and…if you don’t break free, you will be nothing but a pile of human venison!
Hunter: Your crazy! nothing but a son of a-
Sawbi: By the way…YOU KILLED MY MOTHER!!! *releases the meat cutter to rush towards the hunter and watches*
Hunter: Maybe if i insert a potato joke with some vicar, I can get free!
*epic conclusion is decided by you people over yonder…*points toward the FailBloggers*
I love this fail, it just works because this years hunting season, i shot bambi, his mom and his dad, ALL IN ONE MONTH!! And yes there was ALOT of blood… everywhere.
well… i do know the reference… however the offer of *internet* fame and fortune is not appealing… if you throw in a little *actual* fortune ill hand over my knowledge to the internets
Oh! No! Poor Bambi!!
Grüße nach Schweden!! Ja ich bin der erste! Ich liebe Dich!
Swedish fail
Language identification fail.
i like parties
i like fun
i want to live in a hamburger bun
…wow, you just fail
Anyone else notice this guy has a strange habit of replying to and arguing with himself under lots of different names?
schizofren? lol
boom de yada, boom de yada…
I love the mountains!
I love the clear blue sky!
Build the reply pyramid higher!
i wonder how high it CAN go?
dangerously high, apparently.
Higher! Higher! Yes, now bring the Aztec hearts!
I’m higher than you are!
I’m higher than you! >:D!
win.
epic win
I win =D
I heart teh fail blog. <3
Good! Now we cut that heart out of you and offer it to Tezcatlipoca!! >+D
Penus
chairman LMAO!
YAY!!!!!!!! BLOOD!!!!!!!! And the pile is even higher!!!!
i love when great whites fly!
boom de yada boom de yada…
i love big bridges
i love when great whites fly
Flying tanks: screw your flying sharks.
I love big bridges
I love when great whites fly!
I love the whole world,
And all it’s dirty things,
boom de yada boom de yada
Tim and Eric ftw
LMAO
DOn’t kid yourself. Tim and Eric KILLED the programming it was made for.
surely:
I like to party / I like having fun / I want to live in / a hamburger bun
would fit the tune better
HAHA.
german fail
It’s German, Deutschbag! Linguistic fail!
The language is German, but it says, “Greetings from Sweden” Fail identification fail!
Oops, translation fail… that’s what summer does to you, makes you forget what you’ve learned in school…
it says greetings go to sweden
when u look up a word in ur german to english dictionary make sure it doenst have two or more meanings like nach which can mean go to, after, or from. everyone on this page fails at german except the second post. Du bist eine Fotze.
It says, “Greetings to Sweden! Yes, I am the first! I love you!” in German.
Translation win…finally someone who knows what they are talking about!
Teutonic pun WIN!
ha! Deutschbag! – classic.
Moron fail
He fails to be a moron?
No, he fails because he IS a moron
yeah, I don’t think Kittens Hate gets it.
He is a moron because he isn’t speaking english.
if you mean proper english, than neither are you.
You should have used “then” rather than “than”.
At least what I write can be understood pretty easily, German CAN’T
Thank you Dan.
Yes, it can be understood easily, by people who understand German.
What you write comes off as gibberish to anyone who doesn’t know English, and as mindless nonsense to anyone who does.
This is an international board, Everyone with a minimal respect for HUMANITY has to speak english. Common sense fail.
китен хайт файлс хюманити.
Respectless asshole, Die in an useless war
I wish
you
death
in
an
useless
war
varför måste man prata engelska om vi måste lära oss engelska borde ni lära er våra språk.
Yes, common-sense fail. Yours.
Identification fail. It’s yours.
Tut mir leid, dich “unmenschlich” zu behandeln (xD), aber ich schreibe trotzdem in meiner Muttersprache wann ich will. Dass du mich dabei nicht verstehst ist mir ziemlich egal… Kannst dich ja deswegen in ne Ecke stellen und heulen
If you would write at least your own language in a proper way…
But this one is a proper defiance fail.
Mit anderen Worten, deinen Trotz kann man am ehesten mit den eines 10jährigen vergleichen.
wow you people are imbeciles
this is an english forum so type in ENGLISH
proof: the url is english, the announcements are english, the picture captions are english, the links are in english, and guess what? the majority of the posts are english
We all fail sooner or later….some just fail stupidly, and some
fail majestically.
Haha I just replied here cause I could =P It was getting pretty long so I wanted to make it longer lol…Seriously why argue over language? The world wouldn’t be any fun if we didn’t have different languages…
You have to speak English or you fail humanity? Sounds like the words of a douche, frankly. I am personally ashamed for you, even if you aren’t ashamed of yourself.
Also, can everyone stop saying “fail”? You’ve ruined it for me…
You’re kinda on failblog, id get used to it
article fail it´s “dem”
dude, seriously guys. Chill. Its just a comment. You dont have to correct everything everyone says. You guys make me sorry i even look at these pictures. Take a look, laugh and then move on.
chuchichästli!
corecting peoples slpellings and grammar is a sign of sexual frustration
and for all you sexually frustrated pepole out there, im writing like this for the sake of ease and because im very lazy
No, correcting people’s spelling and grammar mistakes is telling them to “Kindly take the extra three seconds to type properly so you don’t seem like a lazy idiot and so my eyes don’t begin to bleed from said lazy idiots. It’s a win-win situation.”
why are you all replying to one comment?
it’s actually pretty amazing.
you should count how many comments/replies there are about
svenska’s comment.
why are you guys correcting grammar on a FAIL blog? Does that not make sense or is it just me? Cause I dunno… FAIL blogs are for FAILs, not good grammar. I mean really guys, you HAVE to ruin a perfectly good FAIL picture with all that grammar correcting???
google translate into this…. LOLZ..
>> Greetings to Sweden! Yes, I am the first! I love you!
“Greetings from Schweden! Yes, I am the first! I love you!”
German…
translation fail.
Comment reply
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beast
alignment fail!!!
German fail and fail for saying “I love you” to yourself.
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ich glaube dass Leute von Schweden sehr doof sind!!!
what would lil wayne say?
clearly arranged entry structure fail
Adding “fail” to every image doesn’t make it funnier.
get a friggen sence of humour!!
spelling fail
Jackass WIN
jess dere vill be much much blood BWA BWA BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA *splode*
Bambi meets Rambo. >.>
shut up
In the first installment, Bambi’s mother was shot.
Now, Bambi is back, and he is out for blood!
oh shi-
Priceless.
this is just a WIN
The bloodiest Bambi ever..
No, that would be Bambi III. Bambi II is all about revenge and cheap hos.
Damaging the fragile minds of little children WIN!
Although I think it’s a content fail too, I thought this one was supposed to be all sunshine and flowers.
We saw Bambi loose his mother.
[scene: ]
Bambi had to fight to overcome this loss.
[scene: crying bambi]
He did not have many friends with him.
[scene: rabbit]
He fought hard to revenge the death of his mother and now he is back to get those who killed recklessly.
[scene: angry Bambi]
Sylvester Stalone and Arnold Schwazenegger are back! Together as Bambi!
Bambo.
I lol’ed for a great while at that =)
WIN.
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol…ohh my gawd that was funny
over done lol fail.
bambo was pretty funny, though.
Agreed.
Disagreed.
QED bitch.
Dr. Mooseballs
“Bambo” and “QED bitch” are the 2 funniest things I’ve read all week.
Double win for me.
“Bambo” <– Epic old game reference
“Bambo” <- Rambo + Bambi, NOT epic old game reference.
horizontal scrollbar in comment win!
ya that was the tiny bit, that was missing
dint knew that one could actually make a joke about those two movies together o_o
impressive
It’s “avenge the death of his mother” not “revenge the death of his mother”
And it’s “lose,” not “loose.” How’s that for language nazis?
It’s ‘lose’ dammit!
“Oh noes! My shoelace is loose!”
“Oh dammit, I might lose my shoelace because it’s too loose!”
Get it?
dude, breath.
you should take one.
Covering up incorrect word usage fail.
Got it, but it’s obviously a too early to think straight fail. You learn 3 more languages and i see how you do.
I’d happily try to learn another 3 languages… I’m kinda ashamed to speak English.
Yeah, English is pretty F***ed up. I before E except after C… sometimes.
I second that. English is a screwed up language, so I take refuge in french class.
It’s “lose”, not “loose”. You and the 200 million other people on the internet who do this ALL FAIL.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/lose
(as a bonus, 4 of the listed definitions of lose mean “to fail”)
Grammar fail. It’s “lose” not “loose”
Anymore assholes want to make the same redundant correction?
Besides the fact that that’s a spelling error, and not a grammatical error…
You never know, maybe Bambi did “loose” his mother, and when he did, she went a rampaging…to her death!
lose…the word is lose.
loose means to loosen
and i find it hilarious that there is a fight on about english…
white america and their sense of entitlement to the english language and “gosh darnit everyone should talk it!!”
we have the dumbest kids because we don’t make them learn other languages…their european counterparts usually know about 3 different languages…
bilingual, biliteral, by choice…
Bloodbath WIN.
Now, what about a Barbie Slaughter Frenzy?
Barbie Slaughter Frenzy: Ain’t PMS A Bitch
WIN!
bambi is back but now its personal
We saw Bambi loose his mother.
[scene: ]
Bambi had to fight to overcome this loss.
[scene: crying bambi]
He did not have many friends with him.
[scene: rabbit]
He trained hard to revenge the death of his mother and now he is back to get those who killed recklessly.
[scene: angry Bambi]
Sylvester Stalone and Arnold Schwazenegger are back! Together as Bambi!
Spread out double post fail?
double post FAIL
Ahh we double posted too
It’s a double double post fail
Its a white page from failblog FAIL. So i clicked again.
Meh, it happens. Don’t worry about it.
that’s not all dogs go to heaven
Maybe somebody is giving birth in Bambi II? That involves A LOT of blood, believe me…
TMI win!
rofl awesome fail
Bambi’s middle name it’s “GORE”
yeah right, and his first name is actually “AL”.
Is his last name “Isabastard”?
No, it’s Wigglebutt.
Ok, that *is* funny.
Rambo Bambi?
9-11 + bambi + jeff goldblum= best film
I would pay damn good money to see this film. I think you should make it. Go!
LOL! (OK, I confess, I LAUGHED at that one!)
Ack.
oh yes…there will be blood…COMING FROM YOUR EYES
REJECTED
Hint: Don Hertzfeldt
Bambi vs. Godzilla?
Bambi vs. your mother
with this comment thing between these 2 guys like did any one else think about steven gerrard the soccer player >.>
Liverpool fail.
It’s more like Bambi & Godzilla vs. Chuck Norris. Too bad this movie is only 10 seconds long. :/
yeah bambi owned them both chuck norris was like round house kick but the fact bambi has 4 legs hes round house kick was more effective and killed chuck norris and godzilla was like wtf and commited sepuku or how ever you spell it
so i think that next time i describe an event i’m gonna run everything together so when you read it you feel like you’re talking to the paramedics on the phone just after someone’s been shot and you have to talk very quickly so you run everything together and dont use punctuation because that makes reading it too easy.
Language Nazi’d.
a “you fail” would have been sufficient.
But that was so much sweeter.
Yes, yes it was.
minishaw and Bambo (Bambo!) both your coments are WIN!
LOLing.
(Someone. Stop me. Please.)
Are you insinuating that I would lose? I’m Chuck Norris! I always win! Watch out when you sleep… for roundhouse kicks…
Wow that is pretty cool stuff indeed. very nice if you ask me.
http://www.FireMe.to/udi
Spam fail.
Spam success. Spam filter fail.
May god have mercy for you, hunters, because he won’t.
He’s back, he has trained, and now he’s the perfect killing machine.
Starring Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Charles Bronson and Dr. Phil.
Bambo 2 : Trail of violence
In theatres at the beginning of 2010, 18+ only
Hello, my name is Bambi. You killed my mother, prepare to die.
Princess Bride ref FTW!
INCONCEIVABLE.
STOP SAYING THAT!
Nice, man, nice
Now there’s a Disney product I can get on board with
‘Bambi is going to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and she’s all out of gum’
Duke Nukem reference Win
Actually, the reference predates Duke Nukem (including the original 2D platformer) by three years to a little known cult classic, “They Live”.
Directed by John Carpenter, it’s largely devoid of plot. It stars “Rowdy” Roddy Piper (of WWE/WWF fame) and Keith David (mostly a bit actor, but prolific, given he has over 150 shows to his credit). The two most noted parts of the movie are Piper’s quote and the five and a half minute fight scene.
The fight scene is notable as it was copied, almost shot for shot, in the South Park episode “Cripple Fight” in the fight between Timmy and Jimmy. The quote, made by Piper’s Character, is “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.” While there are more memorable quotes, it is the one I hear most often quoted.
Correct Info WIN
Not Knowing Truly Awesome B-Movies FAIL
Incredibly informative WIN.
Self-praise FAIL.
Really? I don’t know if you could you say little-known, per se…. I feel like most people I’ve ever brought this movie up to have known it. Not known it in the way that a B-fanatic knows it, but at least knows it. although maybe that’s just because I have awesomely ridiculous friends.
…… Duke Nukem reference win.
They Live has a plot – a drifter finds a pair of special sunglasses that allow him to see that aliens are hiding among humans and brainwashing them with consumerism. It’s a pretty nasty critique of American culture in the 1980’s.
I love that the five minute fight sequence is Piper trying to get his friend to put the glasses on.
Wooh! I learn so much reading comments here.
tl;dr fail.
B-movie? Yes. Little known? Not even close. Sure, it’s no “Evil Dead”, but what were Tre and Matt doing referencing it in South Park if it weren’t known to at least enough people to make it worth while?
The fight scene *does* go on. Just put the freaking glasses on! Yeesh!
Gender identification fail.
Trans-gender deer win!
Is that transgen-deer?
play on words win!
yeah, pun win!
It was redundant and win!
redundancy win!
Umm…this my be a surprise to some people, but Bambi is a “he.”
gender fail. bambi’s a boy.
Actually, he’s a deer.
…a deer with some tiny fuzzy balls, I s’pose
Supper Win, thanks for the hamburger.
Meat naming convention fail
I love venison? win
Somebody has to say it…
SHOPPED!!!!1!!!eleven!!!
Maybe Bambi gettin her period?
Yet another gender FAIL.
are we completely sure that it is a boy? i’m not sure anything ever explicitly said the gender of Bambi, and there are women that have voices like that…
considering in the movie he’s called ‘Little Prince’, ends up with antlers, and falls for a doe named faline…i’m going to safely assume bambi is male.
or at least as male as you can be with a name that’s now synonymous with big-breasted dumb strippers…
maybe they decided they needed a butch lesbian main character
Disney values fail
Disney values WIN.
Yeah, he’s definitely a boy. He’s referred to as a prince. And at the end of the movie, he’s shown to be a grown-up stag and the new Great Prince of the Forest. Plus, Faline gives birth to their fawns.
bambi-pwned
maybe its a feature film of the birth!
Wow! Keepin’ it right with the FACTS! WIN!
sheesh, how many times can that thing’s mom get shot???
well, seeing as how it’s disney and i hate disney, i’d say this photo is a win. but that’s just me.
I think thats the tagline from Saw II, so that would make this Sawbi II?
=] Saw FTW. [I freaking love Saw. xD]
Could it be from the move “There Will Be Blood”?
Nope, it’s definitely Saw II. Same font and everything.
[rather small here, will look for something bigger.]
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/AQUA/24-296~Saw-II-Posters.jpg
yes! i was waiting on someone to point that out.
wonder if thumper gets thrown into a pit of used syringes in this one.
Wow…that’s just great! That brightened my day.
A movie for all ages.
This is an epic fail even without the recycled POP display.
The best part of the first Bambi movie was when the hunter got to take home all that venison.
YOU KILLED MY MOTHER! -sound of minigun firing, hunter’s blood spewing everywhere-
The blood is coming from Disney putting out direct to DVD sequels for every movie they’ve ever done.. including the sequels. Bambi II… For crying out loud. Leave Bambi alone!!! He lost his parents for crying out loud. Although the more I think about it, the more I think this more of a premonition than a FAIL.
Neither friend nor foe can stop Bambo’s bloodlust. It once happens in a forest far far away. After Bambi’s mother was painfully shot to death (it was a long and painful death, the hunter shot her legs and let her suffer first, then he raped her), he swore to take revenge for everything.
After years of training, he was a killing machine. He even got cyborg implants due to the loss of his left eye, the right front leg and his rectum. So he got an enhanced cyborg eye with infrared, 20x zoom and analysis system about enemies’ health and weaknesses. Also, his front leg was changed to a Katana blade and his rectum is now able to burst the velocity and burn the foes via a twin ion thruster. He also decided to upgrade his antlers with various weapon system like a V3 missile launcher, a gatling gun and a 105mm howitzer.
Now, his training is finished. He had to kill his master Thumper, because it was the final try. After more tears of sorrow due to the loss of his old friend, Bambi’s blood streaming rage increased more and more. Is he able to defeat the evil hunter with his gun? We will see.
OH YES…THERE WILL BE BLOOD.
I’d watch that…
They decided to make Bambi more appealing to modern-day peoples! Also, there’s a tragic alternate ending where Bambi gets shot to death! XD
LOL, good one. Spiling Bambi’s blood. LOL
JT
http://www.FireMe.To/udi
Ahhhhh, poor Bambi! Noooooooooooo. http://www.FireMe.to/udi
*looks at this comment and previous one* Umm… multiple personalities win?
What to you expect at WALMART? They probably can’t read their fail anyway.
oh blood.
gory mass murder and the like.
yep, definitely bambi
would you like to see my thumper.
These comments suck.
STOP SAYING “FAIL”
IT’S WORSE THAN “LOL”, “1337″, “NOOB”, AND “EPIC” COMBINED.
Uh, isn’t “fail” the whole premise of the website?
Flame fail!
Epic Fail ¬_¬
L33BIC is an awesome word
@JIm Jones – gtfo the internet.
Lol this 1337 shit is noob with some epic fail combined. Now after pissing about 50 10 year olds off I would just like to point out the stupidest things in life are probably the funniest
OMG i was laughing my ass off at this. Man what idiot at Wal-Mart created this EPIC FAIL of godly proportions? I hope he doesn’t work in the grocery department.
WilliamCA
Yes, he does. He’s the one who always shoves zucchini up his butt when nobody is looking.
Moral of the story – never buy zucchini at Wal-Mart
Discretion fail.
There is actually some violence in bambi
haha i dont think there was blood tho.
his mother died
Insent “milkshake” joke here.
You know, it’s amazing how many people seem to selectively forget EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS AFTER BAMBI’S MOTHER DIES. The movie STOPS being cute and cuddly and gets absolutely brutal. Bambi winds up becoming a total badass, gets the girl, and kills his rival. Funny how the general public tends to forget this, isn’t it?
I like to eat venison when i watch bambi… makes me happy. I also like feeding hamburgers to cows. They will eat them, for the record.
Yes, i will see that movie
holy crap! Wish I had that version!
Bambi drinks your milkshake!!
You all fail.
I remember when I first saw Bambi….
“bambi’s mommy is coming back…right?”
This is my favourite fail on the site!
This site is consistently hilarious! I love it.
This is shopped, I can tell by the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time.
i would imagine you would see a lot of shopped pictures with looking at “celeb” porn all day, you might wan tot be careful you could get carpel tunnel
photoshop fail
I don’t know which is more amusing, the image or the ramble of comments ….
sorry I killed Bambi, with my 50. caliber sniper rifle from 2 miles away, there was nothing left of that damn deer.
I’m sorry Bambi but I saw Dick Cheney and I panicked.
America FTL
Bambi’s back, bloodier and more furious than ever before. Now with military bioweapons, zombie hordes, and a machine gun leg; Bambi takes on the world of undead horror. Oh yes… There will be blood.
I need someone to watch Bambi with me. It sounds like too much to handle.
Oh, and all above comments have failed.
Run Bambi , Run !!
I wanna buy it now.
Hey I guess its not lying
this is definitely win.
it’s FAILblog not BITCHINGGAYBOYblog.
i want to see this version…
You all just utterly fail. Miserably. Go directly to hell, do not collect $200 dollars.
Actually, the ones who stayed on topic, you don’t fail. Heres $200 dollars.
i hope thay arnt lieing this time
wow u know little kids will be traumatized
yay traumatazation
(Buys movie, gets very disapointed, sues Wal-Mart for false advertising, gets $10,000 and a free taco)
I believe the original was:
I like the Flowers,
I like the Daffodils,
I like the Mountains,
I like the rolling hills,
I like the fireside
When all the lights are low
Boom-de-ya-da
Boom-de-ya-da
Boom-de-ya-da
Boom-de-ya-da
After the horror of ANOTHER crappy Disney movie, I took Bambi under my wing. With intense training he has become Darth Bambo, the Sith Lord who, alongside his Master, will rid the world of Disney. Yes…THERE WILL BE BLOOD. Muahaha!
Ah, if only…! Bambi would make a great victim for the Saw series. I fcking hate that movie. It’s so insipid and dull, and for a movie that’s only 68 minutes, it feels like forever! Definitely the worst of original Disney.
Sawbi II
Hunter is chained up to a meat cutter
Sawbi: Hello Hunter. Were going to play a little game
Hunter: What do you want from me! if you want money, I got plenty of that!
Sawbi: You have 60 seconds to break yourself free from the chains with this hacksaw. the meat cutter will move closer and…if you don’t break free, you will be nothing but a pile of human venison!
Hunter: Your crazy! nothing but a son of a-
Sawbi: By the way…YOU KILLED MY MOTHER!!! *releases the meat cutter to rush towards the hunter and watches*
Hunter: Maybe if i insert a potato joke with some vicar, I can get free!
*epic conclusion is decided by you people over yonder…*points toward the FailBloggers*
I love this fail, it just works because this years hunting season, i shot bambi, his mom and his dad, ALL IN ONE MONTH!! And yes there was ALOT of blood… everywhere.
cute and cuddly? perhaps NOT…
MUAHAHAHAHA!
People should read displays before putting them up. Just because your boss told you to do it, doesn’t mean you should!
If only! I can’t stand Bambi movies. It would have been better if Bambi had gotten killed in the first one so they couldn’t make Bambi II.
Never gonna see that horror movie again…
XDD niiiice lol. They made it look so innocent to…lol
FINALLY! A BAMBI FOR ADULTS! I GOTTA SEE THIS! HOPE THERES WEAPONS IN IT!
lol! Wrong movie. Like this fail.
NOOOOOOO!!!!! Dang, he just lst his mom, is he gonna lse his dad, now, 2? >:O(
No, I’d say that’s a win
well… i do know the reference… however the offer of *internet* fame and fortune is not appealing… if you throw in a little *actual* fortune ill hand over my knowledge to the internets
Clbuttic!!
Steve Martin when he was funny…Man with Two Brains(??)
The Man with two brains
The Jerk
Steve martin , two brains.
That, sir, would be Steve Martin.
Death to you infidels! Quit disgracing versus from the Koran, or I’ll pray that Allah give all of your donkey’s dysentery!!
Steve Martin
Actually it is nazis when referring to people with Nazi-like behaviour.
Pfffft… Sorry had to let some of the hot air out of that ego of yours.
Summer, weed, what’s the difference?
Yer getting ripped off.