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  1. svenska says:

    Oh! No! Poor Bambi!!

  2. Chinook says:

    In the first installment, Bambi’s mother was shot.
    Now, Bambi is back, and he is out for blood!

  3. L-Roy says:

    The bloodiest Bambi ever..

  4. Anonymous says:

    Damaging the fragile minds of little children WIN!

    Although I think it’s a content fail too, I thought this one was supposed to be all sunshine and flowers.

  5. Anonymous says:

    We saw Bambi loose his mother.
    [scene: ]
    Bambi had to fight to overcome this loss.
    [scene: crying bambi]
    He did not have many friends with him.
    [scene: rabbit]
    He fought hard to revenge the death of his mother and now he is back to get those who killed recklessly.
    [scene: angry Bambi]

    Sylvester Stalone and Arnold Schwazenegger are back! Together as Bambi!

    • drb says:

      Bambo.

      • Kazap says:

        I lol’ed for a great while at that =)

      • Joolz says:

        WIN.

      • Anonymous says:

        lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol…ohh my gawd that was funny

      • stepo says:

        ya that was the tiny bit, that was missing :D

      • Pescador_Gama says:

        dint knew that one could actually make a joke about those two movies together o_o

        impressive

    • Anonymous says:

      It’s “avenge the death of his mother” not “revenge the death of his mother”

    • KnottyMan says:

      It’s ‘lose’ dammit!

      “Oh noes! My shoelace is loose!”

      “Oh dammit, I might lose my shoelace because it’s too loose!”

      Get it?

    • Liana says:

      It’s “lose”, not “loose”. You and the 200 million other people on the internet who do this ALL FAIL.

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/lose
      (as a bonus, 4 of the listed definitions of lose mean “to fail”)

    • Anonymous says:

      Grammar fail. It’s “lose” not “loose”

    • spellchecker mcgooglio says:

      lose…the word is lose.
      loose means to loosen
      and i find it hilarious that there is a fight on about english…
      white america and their sense of entitlement to the english language and “gosh darnit everyone should talk it!!”
      we have the dumbest kids because we don’t make them learn other languages…their european counterparts usually know about 3 different languages…
      bilingual, biliteral, by choice…

  6. DeVir says:

    Bloodbath WIN.
    Now, what about a Barbie Slaughter Frenzy?

  7. minishaw says:

    bambi is back but now its personal

  8. stepo says:

    We saw Bambi loose his mother.
    [scene: ]
    Bambi had to fight to overcome this loss.
    [scene: crying bambi]
    He did not have many friends with him.
    [scene: rabbit]
    He trained hard to revenge the death of his mother and now he is back to get those who killed recklessly.
    [scene: angry Bambi]

    Sylvester Stalone and Arnold Schwazenegger are back! Together as Bambi!

  9. VIRGINIATECHROFL says:

    that’s not all dogs go to heaven

  10. Toris says:

    Maybe somebody is giving birth in Bambi II? That involves A LOT of blood, believe me…

  11. the incredible bulk says:

    rofl awesome fail

  12. kenny says:

    Bambi’s middle name it’s “GORE”

  13. VIRGINIATECHROFL says:

    9-11 + bambi + jeff goldblum= best film

  14. fox says:

    oh yes…there will be blood…COMING FROM YOUR EYES

  15. Steven says:

    Bambi vs. Godzilla?

  16. flip says:

    It’s more like Bambi & Godzilla vs. Chuck Norris. Too bad this movie is only 10 seconds long. :/

    • minishaw says:

      yeah bambi owned them both chuck norris was like round house kick but the fact bambi has 4 legs hes round house kick was more effective and killed chuck norris and godzilla was like wtf and commited sepuku or how ever you spell it

      • Bambo. says:

        so i think that next time i describe an event i’m gonna run everything together so when you read it you feel like you’re talking to the paramedics on the phone just after someone’s been shot and you have to talk very quickly so you run everything together and dont use punctuation because that makes reading it too easy.

        Language Nazi’d.

      • Chuck Norris says:

        Are you insinuating that I would lose? I’m Chuck Norris! I always win! Watch out when you sleep… for roundhouse kicks…

  17. Jappy Jolittle says:

    Wow that is pretty cool stuff indeed. very nice if you ask me.
    http://www.FireMe.to/udi

  18. Kittens Hate USA says:

    May god have mercy for you, hunters, because he won’t.
    He’s back, he has trained, and now he’s the perfect killing machine.
    Starring Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Charles Bronson and Dr. Phil.

    Bambo 2 : Trail of violence

    In theatres at the beginning of 2010, 18+ only

  19. Just me says:

    Hello, my name is Bambi. You killed my mother, prepare to die.

  20. Adam_Y says:

    Now there’s a Disney product I can get on board with

  21. Daan says:

    ‘Bambi is going to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and she’s all out of gum’

    • Kittens Hate USA says:

      Duke Nukem reference Win

      • Fahzbehn says:

        Actually, the reference predates Duke Nukem (including the original 2D platformer) by three years to a little known cult classic, “They Live”.

        Directed by John Carpenter, it’s largely devoid of plot. It stars “Rowdy” Roddy Piper (of WWE/WWF fame) and Keith David (mostly a bit actor, but prolific, given he has over 150 shows to his credit). The two most noted parts of the movie are Piper’s quote and the five and a half minute fight scene.

        The fight scene is notable as it was copied, almost shot for shot, in the South Park episode “Cripple Fight” in the fight between Timmy and Jimmy. The quote, made by Piper’s Character, is “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.” While there are more memorable quotes, it is the one I hear most often quoted.

        Correct Info WIN
        Not Knowing Truly Awesome B-Movies FAIL

        • Payback says:

          Incredibly informative WIN.

          Self-praise FAIL.

        • Anastasia Beaverhausen says:

          Really? I don’t know if you could you say little-known, per se…. I feel like most people I’ve ever brought this movie up to have known it. Not known it in the way that a B-fanatic knows it, but at least knows it. although maybe that’s just because I have awesomely ridiculous friends.

        • Kittens Hate USA says:

          …… Duke Nukem reference win.

        • Y2J says:

          They Live has a plot – a drifter finds a pair of special sunglasses that allow him to see that aliens are hiding among humans and brainwashing them with consumerism. It’s a pretty nasty critique of American culture in the 1980’s.

          I love that the five minute fight sequence is Piper trying to get his friend to put the glasses on.

        • Anonymous says:

          tl;dr fail.

        • Hillery says:

          B-movie? Yes. Little known? Not even close. Sure, it’s no “Evil Dead”, but what were Tre and Matt doing referencing it in South Park if it weren’t known to at least enough people to make it worth while?

          The fight scene *does* go on. Just put the freaking glasses on! Yeesh!

    • PhoenixGeek says:

      Gender identification fail.

    • Asbduhas says:

      Umm…this my be a surprise to some people, but Bambi is a “he.”

    • oddcat says:

      gender fail. bambi’s a boy.

  22. Nate says:

    Supper Win, thanks for the hamburger.

  23. Khaaaaaaan says:

    Somebody has to say it…

    SHOPPED!!!!1!!!eleven!!!

  24. Randy Marsh says:

    Maybe Bambi gettin her period?

  25. bubbles says:

    sheesh, how many times can that thing’s mom get shot???

    well, seeing as how it’s disney and i hate disney, i’d say this photo is a win. but that’s just me.

  26. koesper says:

    I think thats the tagline from Saw II, so that would make this Sawbi II?

  27. Kitty McGhee says:

    Wow…that’s just great! That brightened my day.

  28. Athanar says:

    A movie for all ages. :D

  29. John says:

    This is an epic fail even without the recycled POP display.

  30. RedWhiteAndBoom says:

    The best part of the first Bambi movie was when the hunter got to take home all that venison.

  31. Kyle says:

    YOU KILLED MY MOTHER! -sound of minigun firing, hunter’s blood spewing everywhere-

  32. fasfan says:

    The blood is coming from Disney putting out direct to DVD sequels for every movie they’ve ever done.. including the sequels. Bambi II… For crying out loud. Leave Bambi alone!!! He lost his parents for crying out loud. Although the more I think about it, the more I think this more of a premonition than a FAIL.

  33. Disney narrator says:

    Neither friend nor foe can stop Bambo’s bloodlust. It once happens in a forest far far away. After Bambi’s mother was painfully shot to death (it was a long and painful death, the hunter shot her legs and let her suffer first, then he raped her), he swore to take revenge for everything.

    After years of training, he was a killing machine. He even got cyborg implants due to the loss of his left eye, the right front leg and his rectum. So he got an enhanced cyborg eye with infrared, 20x zoom and analysis system about enemies’ health and weaknesses. Also, his front leg was changed to a Katana blade and his rectum is now able to burst the velocity and burn the foes via a twin ion thruster. He also decided to upgrade his antlers with various weapon system like a V3 missile launcher, a gatling gun and a 105mm howitzer.

    Now, his training is finished. He had to kill his master Thumper, because it was the final try. After more tears of sorrow due to the loss of his old friend, Bambi’s blood streaming rage increased more and more. Is he able to defeat the evil hunter with his gun? We will see.
    OH YES…THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

  34. MettanAtem says:

    They decided to make Bambi more appealing to modern-day peoples! Also, there’s a tragic alternate ending where Bambi gets shot to death! XD

  35. JIm Jones says:

    LOL, good one. Spiling Bambi’s blood. LOL

    JT
    http://www.FireMe.To/udi

  36. JIm Jones says:

    Ahhhhh, poor Bambi! Noooooooooooo. http://www.FireMe.to/udi

  37. Alicia says:

    What to you expect at WALMART? They probably can’t read their fail anyway.

  38. Christine says:

    oh blood.
    gory mass murder and the like.

    yep, definitely bambi

  39. Anonymous says:

    These comments suck.

  40. STFU says:

    STOP SAYING “FAIL”

    IT’S WORSE THAN “LOL”, “1337″, “NOOB”, AND “EPIC” COMBINED.

  41. anon says:

    @JIm Jones – gtfo the internet.

  42. dagnalis says:

    Lol this 1337 shit is noob with some epic fail combined. Now after pissing about 50 10 year olds off I would just like to point out the stupidest things in life are probably the funniest

  43. WilliamCA says:

    OMG i was laughing my ass off at this. Man what idiot at Wal-Mart created this EPIC FAIL of godly proportions? I hope he doesn’t work in the grocery department.

    WilliamCA

  44. whocareS?" says:

    There is actually some violence in bambi :|

  45. RPO says:

    haha i dont think there was blood tho.

  46. Anonymous says:

    his mother died

  47. Laser Potato says:

    Insent “milkshake” joke here.
    You know, it’s amazing how many people seem to selectively forget EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS AFTER BAMBI’S MOTHER DIES. The movie STOPS being cute and cuddly and gets absolutely brutal. Bambi winds up becoming a total badass, gets the girl, and kills his rival. Funny how the general public tends to forget this, isn’t it?

  48. Teh loler says:

    I like to eat venison when i watch bambi… makes me happy. I also like feeding hamburgers to cows. They will eat them, for the record.

  49. Proctor says:

    Yes, i will see that movie

  50. ananomous (or something like that) says:

    holy crap! Wish I had that version!

  51. Lee says:

    Bambi drinks your milkshake!!

  52. Anonymous says:

    You all fail.

  53. lawn gnome says:

    I remember when I first saw Bambi….
    “bambi’s mommy is coming back…right?”

    This is my favourite fail on the site!

  54. treadmarkz says:

    This site is consistently hilarious! I love it.

  55. Anonymous says:

    This is shopped, I can tell by the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time.

    • some other anonymous guy says:

      i would imagine you would see a lot of shopped pictures with looking at “celeb” porn all day, you might wan tot be careful you could get carpel tunnel

  56. kunt raypa says:

    photoshop fail

  57. Javi says:

    I don’t know which is more amusing, the image or the ramble of comments ….

  58. alex says:

    sorry I killed Bambi, with my 50. caliber sniper rifle from 2 miles away, there was nothing left of that damn deer.

  59. Andy says:

    I’m sorry Bambi but I saw Dick Cheney and I panicked.

  60. Elvis says:

    America FTL

  61. bdjnk says:

    Bambi’s back, bloodier and more furious than ever before. Now with military bioweapons, zombie hordes, and a machine gun leg; Bambi takes on the world of undead horror. Oh yes… There will be blood.

  62. Failsafe says:

    I need someone to watch Bambi with me. It sounds like too much to handle.

    Oh, and all above comments have failed.

  63. Crooked Mag says:

    Run Bambi , Run !!

  64. .......... says:

    I wanna buy it now.

  65. BoredQuiz says:

    Hey I guess its not lying

  66. chelsea says:

    this is definitely win.

  67. AnonyMOOSE says:

    it’s FAILblog not BITCHINGGAYBOYblog.

  68. Tanner says:

    i want to see this version…

  69. God says:

    You all just utterly fail. Miserably. Go directly to hell, do not collect $200 dollars.

    Actually, the ones who stayed on topic, you don’t fail. Heres $200 dollars.

  70. piecat says:

    i hope thay arnt lieing this time

  71. a person says:

    wow u know little kids will be traumatized :P yay traumatazation

  72. Trace says:

    (Buys movie, gets very disapointed, sues Wal-Mart for false advertising, gets $10,000 and a free taco)

  73. Spasysheep says:

    I believe the original was:
    I like the Flowers,
    I like the Daffodils,
    I like the Mountains,
    I like the rolling hills,
    I like the fireside
    When all the lights are low
    Boom-de-ya-da
    Boom-de-ya-da
    Boom-de-ya-da
    Boom-de-ya-da

  74. DeepThinkerSarcasticSpeaker says:

    After the horror of ANOTHER crappy Disney movie, I took Bambi under my wing. With intense training he has become Darth Bambo, the Sith Lord who, alongside his Master, will rid the world of Disney. Yes…THERE WILL BE BLOOD. Muahaha!

  75. JM says:

    Ah, if only…! Bambi would make a great victim for the Saw series. I fcking hate that movie. It’s so insipid and dull, and for a movie that’s only 68 minutes, it feels like forever! Definitely the worst of original Disney.

  76. Ultimadonut says:

    Sawbi II

    Hunter is chained up to a meat cutter

    Sawbi: Hello Hunter. Were going to play a little game
    Hunter: What do you want from me! if you want money, I got plenty of that!
    Sawbi: You have 60 seconds to break yourself free from the chains with this hacksaw. the meat cutter will move closer and…if you don’t break free, you will be nothing but a pile of human venison!
    Hunter: Your crazy! nothing but a son of a-
    Sawbi: By the way…YOU KILLED MY MOTHER!!! *releases the meat cutter to rush towards the hunter and watches*
    Hunter: Maybe if i insert a potato joke with some vicar, I can get free!
    *epic conclusion is decided by you people over yonder…*points toward the FailBloggers*

  77. Some hunter says:

    I love this fail, it just works because this years hunting season, i shot bambi, his mom and his dad, ALL IN ONE MONTH!! And yes there was ALOT of blood… everywhere.

  78. audrey says:

    cute and cuddly? perhaps NOT…
    MUAHAHAHAHA!

  79. Reina says:

    People should read displays before putting them up. Just because your boss told you to do it, doesn’t mean you should!

  80. dukethepcdr says:

    If only! I can’t stand Bambi movies. It would have been better if Bambi had gotten killed in the first one so they couldn’t make Bambi II.

  81. JuuEi says:

    Never gonna see that horror movie again…

  82. Cassieluvsu2 says:

    XDD niiiice lol. They made it look so innocent to…lol

  83. The Failer says:

    FINALLY! A BAMBI FOR ADULTS! I GOTTA SEE THIS! HOPE THERES WEAPONS IN IT!

  84. Isabelle says:

    lol! Wrong movie. Like this fail. ;)

  85. Rubywolfx says:

    NOOOOOOO!!!!! Dang, he just lst his mom, is he gonna lse his dad, now, 2? >:O(

  86. The BEASHT says:

    No, I’d say that’s a win

  87. Chris Schulz says:

    well… i do know the reference… however the offer of *internet* fame and fortune is not appealing… if you throw in a little *actual* fortune ill hand over my knowledge to the internets :)

  88. Stevo says:

    Clbuttic!!

    Steve Martin when he was funny…Man with Two Brains(??)

  89. Anonymous says:

    The Man with two brains

  90. Anonymous says:

    The Jerk

  91. tarl says:

    Steve martin , two brains.

  92. Aaron says:

    That, sir, would be Steve Martin.

  93. Muhammad The Camel Guy says:

    Death to you infidels! Quit disgracing versus from the Koran, or I’ll pray that Allah give all of your donkey’s dysentery!!

  94. granite1 says:

    Steve Martin

  95. Rami Lehti says:

    Actually it is nazis when referring to people with Nazi-like behaviour.
    Pfffft… Sorry had to let some of the hot air out of that ego of yours.

  96. Dark says:

    Summer, weed, what’s the difference?

  97. Keelhaul says:

    Yer getting ripped off.


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