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Playing fetch was never like that when I was a kid.
then you had boring parents
Ahahahaha!
clearly photoshopped. nice try
not everything is photoshopped, this is totally plausible
This is an old photo that has been around a while.
Prove it.
I’m sick and tired of the moronic “photoshopped!” comments. Grow up. Not everything you don’t believe in is photoshopped. Stop being a putz and trying to ruin everyone’s fun.
even if stuff are photoshopped, it’s still f*ckin’ funny
In what way would it be even remotely easier to photoshop this than to get a dog to pick up a dildo then photograph it?
o god poor guy his dog rips off his dick ouch *splode*
Ouch!
Hostel 2, anyone?
no.
Is it just me, or does the dog look depressed?
i think he’s upset or something
‘what do you mean, “no”?!’
I don’t think it had the “flavor” he expected LOL!!!
“That’s not what I meant when I said I wanted to gnaw on a bone.”
ahahahah
this comment is fucking win
Why, thank you.
EPIC WIN.
win? on failblog? outrageous!
XD Wow… just wow…
The batteries are probably dead.
Naahh, he’s just being a dick.
Metaphor WIN! (it is metapor, yes?)
Its a meta-paw!
Pun WIN.
You are by far the funniest person on the fail blog…
probably bad tuna
maybe its because it has a dildo in its mouth?
The dog looks like it’s on crack.
What would make this a perfect fail…. is if the dog brought this into the room where the owner was, while said owner was being visited by his parents…. bonus points if Owner is male…. and single
Or father of a young girl
lol
who says it has to be a male?
haha
Not your average weiner dog.
Funny…..
but you might want to make this marked NSFW as it could get some people in trouble.
NSFW pleeeeease tell me you are joking. Then you need to change your employer or adhere to your company policy
“adhere to your company policy”
And if it were marked NSFW then they would be able to.
no they shouldnt be surfing for entertainment during work dumbass
Yes.
eat fuck.
….Berzerker!!!!!
And for those of us in places that allow surfing during work?
Someday when you get a real job and quit flippin’ burgers to buy comic
books you will realize that there are things called “breaks” that we in the real world get to take every so often.
im at work right now where else would i watch videos on the computer? im to busy having a life when im not at work
If you got into trouble with this – your employer probably wouldn’t wanting you to be screwing off checking out these sites on work hours anyways – and maybe not even when you’re not on work hours, being their computer/network/etc.
I’d just explain it off as nutty putty. ZOMGGETITWIENERDOGFTL.
Cooking tip : Don’t throw away the rest of the body. It can be used in soups.
Cannibalism win!
I laughed so hard I think I sprained my septum.
You sprained the Imperial family of Cyrodiil? How?
Nerd fail.
The Imperial family of Cyrodiil is called SeptIm.
Doggie says “Tangy!”
Wait…
Comment WIN!
eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
lolololololololololol
Or….I’m ready to play!!!Uhhh…Where’s my bitches??????
(Wow…shitty wit when jacked up on pain killers all day = Me)
I wonder what bet the dog lost…
LOLing here!
no, that’s just a “scened photo”. Nobody who catches his dog with her (hope it isn;t a he) vibe grabs the cmaera and takes a photo. That just fake.
True, which might be why the dog looks like its on the verge of darting in front of a garbage truck
or it could be a sibling or room mate who took the photo.
I know if my room mates dog come out with her dildo in his mouth I would post that shit all over the internet.
I thought the dog looked like, “Why were you just rolling on the floor laughing hysterically, and then once you caught your breath, why did you run and get the camera?”
Bad doggy!!!
But as Ahilosu says, it’s a scened photo… But it’s funny.
ЖЫВТОНЕ СЛЕДИТ: ХУЙС НА ГЛАГНЕ71
Moron fail
American Idiot FAIL: учи русский, сука11
American Idiot fail agree: アメリカは絶対世界の一番頭が悪い国である。
I’m not american you dickhead
Fail on Kid Choronsom and Helyt for assuming the idiot was American. Double fail on them for not figuring that out for themselves based on the “Kittens Hate USA” handle. American idiots everywhere await your apologies.
i would thank you if you hadn’t addressed ne as “idiot” <.<
Not checking what I wrote fail
I would have thanked you if you hadn’t called me “idiot”.
In the phrase “American idiot”, only the word “American” doesn’t apply to you.
Then I appologise deeply for calling you an american. I agree that I fail when I made that assumption
Testicle Development Fail
Graciousness ” win “
Translation of Helyt’s comment: American Idiot FAIL: study Russian, bitch11.
Anyone who calls someone a moron for using another language is the moron. It’s a free internet. Any language is acceptable, and that can be read by anyone who knows how.
Yeah…I support that, as long as the language we’re talking about is english…he’s a damned idiot because noone can understand his shoutout.
Only guy allowed to do that is the uh oh hotdog guy.
ブラッドのチンチンは本当に小さいので、こんなにいらいらしている。
What the hell’s that supposed to be?All I see are strange boxes.
It’s would be Japanese if you had the support for it on your computer.
In Roman letters it says:
“Buraddo (Brad) no chinchin wa honto ni chiisai no de, konna ni iraira shiteiru.”
Could you translate that, please? I don’t speak Japanese and am curious as to what creative insult you came up with.
it says brads dick is very small and something about being irratated.
my japanese isnt so great.
then you shouldn’t be using it to insult people. Fail.
You know Japanese? Interesting. Hopefully I’m doing that next year at college.
КАКБЕ ПСТОДИОТ НЕПОНИМАЕ В ЧЁМ СОЛЬ71 СМАТРИ БАЛЕТ СУКА!!11!!
caecilius est in horto
Haha! Although maybe “canis est in via” would be more appropriate here…
english is totally gay
Only when spoken with a proper British accent.
You have no idea what a “proper British accent” is.
Would that be the one that nobody but British people can understand?
Dark: Actually I’ve spent quite a bit of time in the UK. I have a good friend who is ex-Royal Navy. Very much the “manly man”. The whole “British accent makes you sound gay” dig is something I like to tweak him with. Especially when he goes on one if his “The UK is so much better than the US because…” rants. I usually get a very amusing reaction from him.
and yet you speak it
UTF-8 Fail
Nee, een andere taal gebruiken = faal.
You fail at common sense.
Not really.
Yeah, really.
International friendship VS AMERICAN idiotism
lol american dummy
I want to make the distinction, I’m American but I still think many Americans are complete morons…
Same here. Even if we can’t read it, that doesn’t make it a fail.
≈ß˚∑¬œΩå f∂1l
win!
LOLERATOR !!!
Needs to be a LOLdog:
Doggy treat
Ur doin it rong
“Throw me a bone here people.”
“Not a bone-r.”
That dog has a didlo in its mouth.
I was going to call you “Captain Obvious”, but then I started wondering what a “didlo” was.
funniest comment I’ve read yet
firsttsstt
um, wow.
How many of these do we need to get?
Is that a small dog?
No, just a big dildo.
@Ahilosu – I agree, if it was mine I would snatch it away! BUT maybe it was someone else’s dog/house… I have a camera on my phone and almost always have my digital camera with me… if it was my friend’s dog coming out of her room with a dildo of course I would snap a pic! hahaha
“Reply” fail
yeah… with capital letters
i saw “reply to this comment” after i posted…
Attention Paying Fail!
Haha No problems mate, it’s he fail blog, I couldn’t let it go ^^
Yea man, its he fail blog. What?
Double Fail!!!
Yeah,
ZPelling fail with capital ZP :p
That was my first reply on this blog ever! I’m proud that’s the only thing I f’ed up
he’s searching for the pussy…
Ha! You’re the master of dirty puns. /sarcasm
Seems there has been a lot of dildo fails lately.
yeah, really, huh…
Awe now! Let’s play fair! There’s been a spur of anal lube failings as well! Just hope they are unrrelated
That hurts to look at
you think it hurts just to look at, try posing with it in your mouth for the cam..ok gonna stop there.
Look at the dog – Even the dog knows it’s wrong…
I thought I saw a pussy-cat.
Someone alert Rick Santorum.
I really wish the list of possibly related posts did not include “Child Toy Fail.”
doggy want a boner?
would you like to see my boner.i know you like
ok, look how frigging big that thing is!!1! thats borderline sizing-fail!
Doggy: “You left me for THIS?!” *sobs*
hehehe…
Wow.. The dog looks like it is so massively traumatized or knowing something bad is goign to happen. Kind of what my golden looks like when she grabs a napkin and goes to sit on her bed, where she in sonvinced nothing bad can happen… Possibly the dog has ben chastised for this before? Hence why a camera was readily available? Or possible it could be on..
I wonder what kind of noise that makes when you squeeze it.
This is scary! Don’t you see? Some radical organization is training KILLER DOGS to raid the NUDIST CAMPS world wide and cause untold grief! We must do something!
It’s those womenses again.
Dammit, and i tought my dog to fetch the newspaper….!!
So my dog came running out of the woods one day with what I thought was a stick, but turned out to be a rather beaten 8 inch black rubber cock. He thought it was a great toy, but getting it off him and then disposing it in a manner which didn’t imply FETCH! was tricky…
Guessing from the look of the dog, it is tired of servicing its dog mommy and wants to make a suggestion…
From the guilty look on the dogs face – atleast one person is telling him he’s a bad dog, and probably one person is laughing and telling him to stay so he can take a photo.
Is that a cocker spaniel?
Dog…Bacon I smell baco… wait a minute whats this I love this – thats hilarious – the dog looks like he has a new bestest toy
I don’t think that is what the nursery rhyme meant when it read, “Niknack Paddywak, give the dog a bone.”
That will never feel the same again.
If only my dog was this disciplined.
This dog needs to team up with Discretion Fail chick!
http://failblog.org/2008/06/21/discretion-fail-2/
Haha, I actually have a friend ho found her dog chewing on her mom’s dildo . . . she was pretty much scarred for life.
What breed of dog is that you ask? It’s a Dildog.
What a MAJOR fail!!!
Awesome. My dog is trained to find and bring me the remote when I ask. This just brings up whole new possibilities I can teach him!
The only thing needed to complete this nightmare scenario is a St. Bernard-style keg hanging around the dog’s neck labeled “Anal Lube”.
awww look at his little face
he’s ashamed!
Mr. Fusspot? Is that you?
At least he isn’t vibrating backwards across the courtroom.
Look at the dog’s eyes. Obviously it’s just been told what exactly is in its mouth and is about to spit it out and vomit all over the place.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a…….Holy Shit!!!
Put that down ! You don’t know where that’s … Uh.. well, Yyou KNOW where it’s been !!!!!
hopefully the owner is not a man (or worse: a young boy) O.o
yuck
I would never use that dildo again.
Same, except minus the “again.” And the “use that dildo.” And the “would never.” And the “I.” So basically, yeah, disregard this comment.
OMG!!! I know where this pic is from lol….the original is from a certain customer’s HDD from a recently failed Computer retail chain. lol.
How can you infidels joke at a time like this? This is my 14th wife’s dog. She has been cheating on me with a plastic man pole! I just know wife number 27 had something to do with this. I’ll have my cousin (Muhammad the Explosives Guy) rig “Mr. Plastic” up with a 0.5 Kg device. In the spirit of Stewie Griffin: Victory will be Mine!
oh, fuck you
HEY, check out my dog’s new flycock toy!
That thing is a freaking dick-ram-bone! That mother’s huge!
Dog Thoughts: “Why does this thing have the same aftertaste as peanut butter?”
“i haz hotdog?”
…or win?
the dog iz probably thinking oh god i didnt notice it before but this isnt a hotdog!
Heel, Lorena!
Dogs love their bones ._.;
hey i was using that!
clearly photoshopped, the dog doesn’t look real somehow.
busted
Well, dogs do love BONES!
ha ha.
Don’t you just hate it when your dog bites your penis?
Seriously? People fighting over a picture? Seriously people?
lol
that was the point moron
dad?
Exponetial increases could be much larger than a Fibonacci-sequence increase.
Silly you…
THERE it is. lol
Game, set, match. FTW.
LMAO!!!!! Wit win!!!
not really, fibonacci series have a limit approaching a multiple of phi at each iteration, and looks like an exponential series after a while.
Fibonacci pwned
I’m fictional, too! Double win! Yay me!