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raelalt

Playing fetch was never like that when I was a kid.

chez

then you had boring parents

 
VIRGINIATECHROFL

clearly photoshopped. nice try

dacheat

not everything is photoshopped, this is totally plausible

 
Peter Banck

This is an old photo that has been around a while.

 
Jami

Prove it.

I’m sick and tired of the moronic “photoshopped!” comments. Grow up. Not everything you don’t believe in is photoshopped. Stop being a putz and trying to ruin everyone’s fun.

4chan sux ass

even if stuff are photoshopped, it’s still f*ckin’ funny :D

 
 
David Laturner

In what way would it be even remotely easier to photoshop this than to get a dog to pick up a dildo then photograph it?

 
 
nincanta

o god poor guy his dog rips off his dick ouch *splode*

 
 
 
theloofa

Is it just me, or does the dog look depressed?

kingaby

‘what do you mean, “no”?!’

 
Anonymous

I don’t think it had the “flavor” he expected LOL!!!

 
 
Lola Bonne

“That’s not what I meant when I said I wanted to gnaw on a bone.”

 
 
 
Athanar

XD Wow… just wow…

 
 
raelalt

The batteries are probably dead.

 
Uhtred of Bebbanburg

Naahh, he’s just being a dick.

Feral

Metaphor WIN! (it is metapor, yes?)

 
Kid Choronsom

You are by far the funniest person on the fail blog…

 
 
 
 
 
 
DaManRando

What would make this a perfect fail…. is if the dog brought this into the room where the owner was, while said owner was being visited by his parents…. bonus points if Owner is male…. and single

Kittens Hate USA

Or father of a young girl

 
 
aan

who says it has to be a male?
haha

 
 
Uhtred of Bebbanburg

Not your average weiner dog.

 
DaCensor

Funny…..

but you might want to make this marked NSFW as it could get some people in trouble.

:)

Nobody

NSFW pleeeeease tell me you are joking. Then you need to change your employer or adhere to your company policy

raelalt

“adhere to your company policy”

And if it were marked NSFW then they would be able to.

Jam

no they shouldnt be surfing for entertainment during work dumbass

 
Uhtred of Bebbanburg

….Berzerker!!!!!

 
 
wraith808

And for those of us in places that allow surfing during work?

 
raelalt

Someday when you get a real job and quit flippin’ burgers to buy comic
books you will realize that there are things called “breaks” that we in the real world get to take every so often.

 
workingman

im at work right now where else would i watch videos on the computer? im to busy having a life when im not at work

 
 
 
 
Dave

If you got into trouble with this - your employer probably wouldn’t wanting you to be screwing off checking out these sites on work hours anyways - and maybe not even when you’re not on work hours, being their computer/network/etc.

I’d just explain it off as nutty putty. ZOMGGETITWIENERDOGFTL.

 
 
gawker

Cooking tip : Don’t throw away the rest of the body. It can be used in soups.

 
 
BRMBug

I laughed so hard I think I sprained my septum.

Kyle

You sprained the Imperial family of Cyrodiil? How?

Eggnog

Nerd fail.

The Imperial family of Cyrodiil is called SeptIm.

 
 
 
Blarg

Doggie says “Tangy!”

Wait…

 
Anastasia Beaverhausen

eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

lolololololololololol

 
Keelhaul

Or….I’m ready to play!!!Uhhh…Where’s my bitches??????
(Wow…shitty wit when jacked up on pain killers all day = Me)

 
 
kwaping

I wonder what bet the dog lost…

 
 
Ahilosu

no, that’s just a “scened photo”. Nobody who catches his dog with her (hope it isn;t a he) vibe grabs the cmaera and takes a photo. That just fake.

rlundy82

True, which might be why the dog looks like its on the verge of darting in front of a garbage truck

 
Saraah

or it could be a sibling or room mate who took the photo.
I know if my room mates dog come out with her dildo in his mouth I would post that shit all over the internet.

 
SmartFunGirl

I thought the dog looked like, “Why were you just rolling on the floor laughing hysterically, and then once you caught your breath, why did you run and get the camera?”

 
 
Omega

Bad doggy!!!

But as Ahilosu says, it’s a scened photo… But it’s funny.

 
Helyt

ЖЫВТОНЕ СЛЕДИТ: ХУЙС НА ГЛАГНЕ71

Helyt

American Idiot FAIL: учи русский, сука11

Kid Choronsom

American Idiot fail agree: アメリカは絶対世界の一番頭が悪い国である。

Kittens Hate USA

I’m not american you dickhead

Uhtred of Bebbanburg

Fail on Kid Choronsom and Helyt for assuming the idiot was American. Double fail on them for not figuring that out for themselves based on the “Kittens Hate USA” handle. American idiots everywhere await your apologies.

Kittens Hate USA

i would thank you if you hadn’t addressed ne as “idiot” <.<

Kittens Hate USA

Not checking what I wrote fail

I would have thanked you if you hadn’t called me “idiot”.

Uhtred of Bebbanburg

In the phrase “American idiot”, only the word “American” doesn’t apply to you.