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  1. Mike says:

    Own’t

  2. Vismund says:

    NOT last!

    • Anonymous says:

      IF only people had stopped posting and made this statement false. What a noob you would look like

  3. Nat says:

    I like waffles.

  4. kenny says:

    i don’t get it :|

    • angelic kitten says:

      its the fact they all have safety gear and there is a random guy standing right behind them

    • Captain Sandwich says:

      I can’t believe you don’t recognize the Professor! This is a film still from Gilligan’s Island, the episode where Thurston Howell Jr. comes to rescue his son, III, in a helicopter, which crashes into the lagoon. This is the scene where the crew dons scuba gear and tries to dig out the helicopter with a homemade spear, or else they’re stuck there for sure!

      • skirf says:

        You are mistaken…The man in the pink shirt is my neighbor, and I know him. But, he is not a man. He is a thirteen year-old boy. His name is William Garcia, and he does a fine job mowing my lawn. However, he has some hang-ups: He huffs gasoline, eats ecstasy, and he steals beer from my garage. Every time I hear a siren, and look out the window, this boy gets on his girly bicycle and
        rides to the scene. This image here is from our local news channel. Someone buried a dead cat next to our city park.

  5. wannasmile says:

    I think he’s looking fur his golfballs?

  6. skalla says:

    lool

    How Funny is that

  7. BobbyGee says:

    This picture, a little bird tells me, was actually taken on the planet Zorg where there is very little oxygen content in the air. Mr Pink, I have been told, was gaining sexual excitement from oxygen deprivation, hence the crafty hand in the pocket to crank one off. Shame on you Mr Pink!

    • evil latte says:

      hmm sexual excitement from oxygen deprivation.. isn’t that somewhat masochistic?

      • jojojo says:

        I think the phrase you’re looking for is auto-erotic asphyxiation. I hope I got the spelling and name right. I’m not about to google that just to make sure…

  8. VIRGINIATECHROFL says:

    camouflage fail. am i right?

  9. keelhaul says:

    Hold on guys…….Hey…Beatrice!!!!…These guys say they’re lookin’ for some Ebola….Don’t we got some of that in the pantry…You know!!!….that shit you been puttin’ in your coffee that causes cancer in lab rats…Right????

  10. Lisa says:

    “just hanging around”

  11. VIRGINIATECHROFL says:

    dad?

  12. Anonymous says:

    This is photoshop’d. The light is off for the guy and the two pictures were taken with different resolutions.

    Lame.

    • Brad says:

      Yeah, I usually don’t jump on the ’shopped wagon, but this one is obvious.

    • kwaping says:

      Color balance is off between the man and the workers, and his pink shirt would be giving a little pink tint to their white oxygen tanks too.

    • aaaanon says:

      you can’t tell anything about the resolutions with such a tiny picture. plus, the light isn’t off at all.

      • Seth says:

        Agreed. Fail at photoshop failspotting

        • Lolnathan says:

          Everyone “calls photochop” on every picture on this site. People are just paranoid and assume everything is photoshopped now. But, I agree this picture is fine, that thing about the “resolution” was really funny though, since we’re talking about a tiny low quality jpeg, like you’d even be able to tell.

          • Jason says:

            Actually, the fun part is watching the actually photoshopped ones get defended as real, due to the bad signal-to-noise ratio of knowledgable claims vs. bad ones. Reality fail!

    • Schyso says:

      What about shutting the fuck up about photoshop for a change ?

  13. nintendogs says:

    fail cause its a pink shirt.

  14. gerardo says:

    hey mister tourist where’s your camera?

  15. cow says:

    Anthraxxxxx incoming!

  16. chacharles says:

    obviously photoshopd

  17. fleece says:

    i wuz finkin that he’d blocked the sewage pipe from his house (with a big poop) and was supervising the dudes clearing the blockage! ahahahahahaah
    ahem… sorry

  18. Guido Snark says:

    photoshop fail

  19. Pdxotaku says:

    Photoshopped or not, that guy in pink is a hot piece. I’d motorboat those pepaw moobs any day!

    • daisy4given says:

      holy. cow. so. gross.

      • gnaqyzus says:

        “motorboat those pepaw moobs” will go in to the hall of fame.
        Beautifully phrased.

        • Pdxotaku says:

          Why thank you, thank you very much! I giggled a ton when I wrote it. :)

          • Human on the Internets says:

            Maybe a little Cincinnati Bow Tie? Mmm, I bet he likes that.

            • Pxdotaku says:

              Um, ok, gross. I’m a sick f*ck and that grossed me out!

              Nevermind, I’d totally still do it.

              Actually, no, that’s just sick!

              • Anonymous says:

                wow that went WAAAAAAYYYY over my head… motorboat those pepaw moobs? Cincinnati bow tie? I guess I fail…

                • smt says:

                  As a person who is an information sponge and knows way to much about way too many things. “Motorboat those pepaw moobs” he’s referencing 3 different comment strings on 3 different photos. Moobs is short for man-boobs. “Cincinnati bow tie” is what they call it when a man “squirts his little swimmers” on another person’s neck.

        • havoc says:

          I second the nomination. Best Use Of Fewest Words award goes to Pdxotaku.

  20. IDIOT says:

    what?u cant even swear here? f**! that is ***king *hit!

  21. Dave Miers says:

    flippin’ hilarious

  22. dfgfg says:

    Идите нахуй, я вас не знаю!

  23. John the One says:

    dun worry is just god swinging by to say “you guys are fucked, when you find out what i planted there”

  24. Christine says:

    the guy in the pink shirt..
    “I’m invincible!!”

  25. Anonymous says:

    Two things, on the recently updated layout…
    1) Seriously, ad whoring is fine to an extent, but this site takes it to a whole new level. Come on, man. People are actually more inclined to click something if they thought it might be useful. Instead, this site is so crammed full of shit, that you expect a bunch of penis enlarger pills to just jump out of the laptop if you touch anything.
    2) Not so sure you can just take other people’s pictures and slap your site’s name on them. Up to you.

    • Dark says:

      Yep, you can. You can do it with videos as well, Mr Bauman has been doing it for years.

    • boaks says:

      I use Adblock on Firefox, and I never see any ads on this or any other site. It’s a fabulous program.

      • Davey says:

        no, feather boas are fabulous. Adblock would be an adjective less gay connotations.

      • Athanar says:

        I use it too, didn’t know there were even ads. XD

        I also use it to get rid of the digg.com stuff because I’m on a school-owned computer (senior in high school, cyber school) and it blocks that, so I don’t have to get through the stupid blocked message. TAKE THAT, INTERNET BLOCKER!

  26. MDK says:

    Wow man, this guy is smart

  27. tbonedave says:

    It’s an over the hill Pink Panther whose gondola broke down in the middle of the rainforest. Evidently his crew of “peanut butter jelly time” scuba divers are as baffled as he is gay.

  28. Robbie says:

    Lame. This picture was from a movie, and it was all planned. Yet, interpretations was taken the wrong way. User post fail.

  29. artslover says:

    but nice fail..fail in action

  30. Hamjudo says:

    Even if Mr. Pink shirt is photoshopped in, what are the guys in the yellow suits getting ready to do?

    My guesses:
    1. Preparing a shot for a movie. That would explain why none of the yellow suits or the tanks have an organization’s name on them.
    2. Safety exercise, they’re practicing doing something in the suits, before they try it under real hazardous conditions.
    3. They are looking down into the dangerous hole they are about to enter. A buried tank, or sewer line, or something like that. It’s not a cave, because I don’t see any cave type equipment.

    In fact, I don’t see any equipment except a stick. Maybe they’re going site seeing, but they forgot their cameras.

    The yellow suits are sealed at the wrists and ankles, so no skin is exposed, except for their necks and heads. What environment are they dressed to enter? The suits aren’t designed for going into water. They don’t look like any medical suits I’ve seen.

    They must be preparing to go into a pit filled with ankle biters. Toddlers covered with germs, sneezing on everything, but they only come up to their waists of the yellow suiters, so they don’t need sealed hoods.

  31. They’re obviously looking for the guy’s wife. How you guys missed that is beyond me.

  32. dfgfg says:

    go f**k yourself I said

  33. chacharles says:

    btw, man-boobs win

  34. dfgfg says:

    this man on the picture is russian speaks for itself.

  35. dfgfg says:

    Americans s**kers FAIL

  36. Hang Booger says:

    caint believe yall dont know what’s going on right here. seen this all before, ben thar, done thet. thet pole there? thets a frog gig. and them aint no oxygen tanks now neether. thet ther is nitrus oxide they are suckin in. if thet feller spears him a toad frog, well, it might jes be funnier’n shit. thet fat ol gay feller in the pink shirt? he’s probably the one who sold them giggers the laffin gas.

    • sh*t says:

      Go back to school!

    • x.briii.x says:

      You seem to know all too well what it going on in the picture. By any chance are you Mr. Pink? Haha. By the way, it seems you went through a lot of trouble writing that comment to make it sound like you were fom Tayaxas. :D

  37. wtfbbq says:

    Wow – someone went to the trouble of photoshopping that and it’s not even funny.

    This fail fails real hard.

  38. t says:

    It just looks so fake, even so, not funny. :(

  39. Jesse B. says:

    Hazmat test dummy, on the right….

  40. Obviously Photoshopped.

  41. toni says:

    not funny..

  42. Mao says:

    Also, FASHION DISASTER.

    Where’s Clinton and Kelly D<

  43. Kitty McGhee says:

    If it is real, a win for natural selection! We have people Darwinating themselves left and right…too bad stupid is far more resistant than we previously thought.

  44. Mike says:

    This photo has been on the ‘net forever.
    http://www.hidepinkshirtguy.com/about.php

  45. wanklord says:

    DAMNIT! I want closure! I need closure on on mr. pink! Who is he and what does he do?

    • x.briii.x says:

      It’s Hang Booger. Go up a couple comments and you can read his and his whole Tayaxan accent. :) I’m good at pegging that kind of stuff… He’s not from Texas, it’s Tayaxas… therefore he’s not a Texan, but a Tayaxan.

  46. KT says:

    This is soo photoshopped, but really bad if were actually a real photo! FAIL!

  47. gingerkitty31 says:

    epic man-boob win.

    ***SPAM***

  48. tawanda says:

    I agree with the commenter who said it was a film still from Gilligan’s Island, it is the only explanation that makes sense. Since film stills are staged, I vote this an illegitimate fail.

  49. Keelhaul says:

    Holy crap!!!…It’s…It’s…Andy friggin’ Griffith!!!!!

  50. spoon says:

    it’s teh pink shirt guy!

  51. isnt he just hanging out with devo?

  52. Granville says:

    But which of them is failing?

  53. burntearth says:

    Looks like a hazardous waste spill or a gas leak…and for those that put “SCUBA suits” they’re actually wearing SCBA tanks (MSA brand by the looks of it – you can tell by the shape of the tanks). SCUBA is for underwater, SCBA is what firefighters and HazMat wear.

  54. Mr.Krabs says:

    Epic


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