Safety Fail
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Epic disregard for safety win.
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Own’t
NOT last!
IF only people had stopped posting and made this statement false. What a noob you would look like
I like waffles.
i like turtles
i like turtle waffles
I like turtle on my waffles
I like turtle waffles on my turtle waffles
It’s just turtles all the way down.
I like turtle syrup.
I like turtle syrup on my turtle waffles.
Shaddup! All of yous
NO
so that’s what is holding the earth up….
And cows are your friends, Gir.
i don’t get it
its the fact they all have safety gear and there is a random guy standing right behind them
I can’t believe you don’t recognize the Professor! This is a film still from Gilligan’s Island, the episode where Thurston Howell Jr. comes to rescue his son, III, in a helicopter, which crashes into the lagoon. This is the scene where the crew dons scuba gear and tries to dig out the helicopter with a homemade spear, or else they’re stuck there for sure!
You are mistaken…The man in the pink shirt is my neighbor, and I know him. But, he is not a man. He is a thirteen year-old boy. His name is William Garcia, and he does a fine job mowing my lawn. However, he has some hang-ups: He huffs gasoline, eats ecstasy, and he steals beer from my garage. Every time I hear a siren, and look out the window, this boy gets on his girly bicycle and
rides to the scene. This image here is from our local news channel. Someone buried a dead cat next to our city park.
It was a lion
However, it could be turtle
skirf=warped=WIN!!!!!
I think he’s looking fur his golfballs?
In his pockets obviously
lool
How Funny is that
This picture, a little bird tells me, was actually taken on the planet Zorg where there is very little oxygen content in the air. Mr Pink, I have been told, was gaining sexual excitement from oxygen deprivation, hence the crafty hand in the pocket to crank one off. Shame on you Mr Pink!
hmm sexual excitement from oxygen deprivation.. isn’t that somewhat masochistic?
I think the phrase you’re looking for is auto-erotic asphyxiation. I hope I got the spelling and name right. I’m not about to google that just to make sure…
Google can give you porn in the most ordinary occasions. With that, there’s probably a lot more chance.
Especially moose porn.
SOOO HOTTT!
Dr. Mooseballs
camouflage fail. am i right?
Hold on guys…….Hey…Beatrice!!!!…These guys say they’re lookin’ for some Ebola….Don’t we got some of that in the pantry…You know!!!….that shit you been puttin’ in your coffee that causes cancer in lab rats…Right????
lulz
“just hanging around”
dad?
This is photoshop’d. The light is off for the guy and the two pictures were taken with different resolutions.
Lame.
Yeah, I usually don’t jump on the ’shopped wagon, but this one is obvious.
Color balance is off between the man and the workers, and his pink shirt would be giving a little pink tint to their white oxygen tanks too.
you can’t tell anything about the resolutions with such a tiny picture. plus, the light isn’t off at all.
Agreed. Fail at photoshop failspotting
Everyone “calls photochop” on every picture on this site. People are just paranoid and assume everything is photoshopped now. But, I agree this picture is fine, that thing about the “resolution” was really funny though, since we’re talking about a tiny low quality jpeg, like you’d even be able to tell.
Actually, the fun part is watching the actually photoshopped ones get defended as real, due to the bad signal-to-noise ratio of knowledgable claims vs. bad ones. Reality fail!
English please?
Boy who cried wolf scenario. Everyone says “shopped” on every pic so the ones that really are shopped get defended along with all the genuine ones.
Should be renamed “Boy who cried ‘Photoshop’”
Are we sure they even used Photoshop? I think they used GIMP.
What about shutting the fuck up about photoshop for a change ?
I think they’re paid advertisers for Adobe’s flagship raster editing software.
CHECK!!!!!!
fail cause its a pink shirt.
das ist ein test
Das ist ein FAIL, du Sauerkrautkopf
Du bist durchgefallen
English:
You didn’t pass
hey mister tourist where’s your camera?
Palm Beach outfit FAIL!
Anthraxxxxx incoming!
obviously photoshopd
stfu not photoshopd
i wuz finkin that he’d blocked the sewage pipe from his house (with a big poop) and was supervising the dudes clearing the blockage! ahahahahahaah
ahem… sorry
photoshop fail
Photoshopped or not, that guy in pink is a hot piece. I’d motorboat those pepaw moobs any day!
holy. cow. so. gross.
“motorboat those pepaw moobs” will go in to the hall of fame.
Beautifully phrased.
Why thank you, thank you very much! I giggled a ton when I wrote it.
Maybe a little Cincinnati Bow Tie? Mmm, I bet he likes that.
Um, ok, gross. I’m a sick f*ck and that grossed me out!
Nevermind, I’d totally still do it.
Actually, no, that’s just sick!
wow that went WAAAAAAYYYY over my head… motorboat those pepaw moobs? Cincinnati bow tie? I guess I fail…
I second the nomination. Best Use Of Fewest Words award goes to Pdxotaku.
Third….LMAO