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Admiral Adama

Lol… must resist saying firs…..

Jessica

OMFG I worked in that office building. It’s CBeyond a company called iBeta is there that’s who I worked for… so funny… I asked that guy what happened and he just gave me the bird and said fuck off. So great… SO apparently he didn’t put his parking break on and it was a manual… What’s amazing is it rolled between 2 cars and then missed a tree….. We all were thinking that there was a little girl friend rage going on… and she gave his car a little push in the right direction.

 
 
 
Admiral Adama

By the way, I beat you :-)

le Mesjeu

Really?

teh internetz, serious business…

cicicolino

It sure is for you since you failed at posting first….

FAIL

 
 
 
 
 
Got's it?

This guy failed too… Noob

 
fox

how can people fail so hard at being first…every time!

keelhaul

Aye!!!!These firstlings need be hanged!

woah

Didn’t “first posts” get kinda played out, oh, about 8 years ago:
http://slashdot.org/faq/com-mod.shtml#cm400

 
 
 
 
 
minishaw

hand brake fail

or cheap car wash win?

 
jojojo

car wash…ur doin it wrong.

 
DevilDog

More like homemade amphibious car fail

 
 
Steven

That’s just a carp swimming around your ankles.

 
 
molesticide

somehow i feel like the two cop cars in the picture demand more of my attention than the one in the lake.

Vaux

I was wondering about that, too.

MY GOD, MAN! WE’VE GOT A CAR IN A RETENTION POND! GET ME SOME BACKUP! NOW!!!!!

Officer Barbrady

Nothing to see here people! Keep moving along.

 
 
BRMBug

Ugh, they do that all the time here. Pull someone over for something as simple as speeding or running a red light, there are automatically 2 cops on scene. I guess that’s in case the driver goes bat-s and tries to shoot the first cop or run them over or something.

Dark

In the UK, we get round the problem of 2 cop-cars everywhere: We have 2 in each car.

And yes, I know British cops have shit cars, you don’t need to tell me.

tbonedave

British cops have shit cars.

 
 
 
 
George W. Bush

The biker who parked in the first line failed a little too…

 
LillKnubb

In what way did the biker fail?

dolt

coz he used up a space for a car instead of finding a bike space or just leaving it next to the road stupid… now no car can use that space

Jason

Wow, it never ceases to amaze me when stupid people call others stupid while they themselves are being stupid. Do you actually SEE a designated motorcycle parking area in the pic? Do you SEE available road-side space? Many places forbid parking along their roadways, especially if it’s narrow.

Mao

Yeah, but this looks like he didn’t try. I’ve been owned by motorcycles before in parking lots where there technically weren’t spots for motorcycles (but where are those, I mean come on.) and there was space to park one anyway near a bike rack.

That, and wouldn’t you want to park your motorcycle next to a bike rack? Auto-win.

Jason

What bikeracks, where? Point them out. And how do you get owned by a motorcycle in a parking lot? WTF is wrong with you people?

Dark

They’re people. People are well known for being horrendously useless.

keelhaul

Not true…….Shark bait.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
BobbyGee

Just over 43% of the cars in this picture are white. To me, that is remarkable and hence I am remarking. I would say that somebody has clearly photoshopped some of them with that little ‘paint pot’ fill function… no doubt a manufacturer of white paint methinks… Don’t be sucked in by this blatant propaganda folks.

Anonymous

Perhaps, instead of blatant propaganda… this is a motor pool parking area, where most of the cars would be white fleet cars…

 
Anyone

What if this was a motor pool parking lot, then most of the cars would be white anyway…

tbonedave

obviously a motor POOL, as car in question is literally portraying.

 
 
Anonymous

iz simpul. iz motor pool parking lot.

 
gnawyzus

Perhaps it’s a motor pool parking lot?

 
Mao

Have you also noticed that all those SUVs in the middle are the same car?

Itiot on failblog

Proof that it’s all photoshopped! They just used to clone tool!

 
 
keelhaul

Wow you’re right!!! With that kind of insight and keen clue-finding skills, maybe, we could all get together and “Photoshop” you getting dragged behind a pickup truck….Awesome!!!!

 
Odissious

Pic looks to be in Phoenix AZ. Smart people in Phoenix drive white cars, it helps a little with the summer heat.

Driver didn’t have a failboat but wanted to go failing anyway!

 
 
Christine

well, i guess we can’t sell this one off now that its in the lake!

fox

…shouldn’t you be at uni?

Christine

no, i’m finished for this semester.
get over it, fool.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Anonymous

At least his car will be all nice and cool …

Besides, this is awesome theft protection. When someone steals your radio or your hub caps, the police just needs to follow the thief’s water trail.

ozyran

…which leads to a spot where the water puddled up as the thief got into a vehicle.

keelhaul

Haaahaaa haaa ha haa haa whoooo!!!! haaaa haaa haaa haa hah haaha Oh crap that’s funny!!!! whoowhee!!!Hahahaaah haaa haa!!!!!…………………Twat.

 
 
 
 
Joe

Four-fleet-cars-parked-illegally fail!

 
stuffgirlslike

I needed a swim, it was too damn hot.

stuffgirlslike

 
drew

Is this Denver? This looks like Denver - that range looks like the Colorado Rockies, and that appears to be the RTD LightRail. Hmmmm

Todd P

It’s Denver-area. Aurora, at I-225 and Parker Rd.

 
Tom

Ha! I knew it! I work in the building right next to the Cherry Creek one, and saw this car in in the lake a few weeks ago. When you posted the picture it looked familiar.

Parker

I knew it too! I’m from around the Parker exit. That’s great.

 
 
 
 
VDOgamez

FIRST!!! LOL…
Anyway, my dad almost did that once…
“Um… parking brake. Parking brake! PARKING BRAKE!”
“Oh $#!+!”

Homer

Genes are amazing, huh?

 
 
keelhaul

Looks to me like someone snipered their boss from the book conservatory across the street and waited until the authorities showed to snap the photo.
“Covering your tracks”..Fail!!!!…Messy..just messy.

 
 
Dark

Cars are full of air. They float for a while until all the water leaks in.