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  1. oh sure says:

    They can’t have actually used this…couldn’t they have retaken it, or something? that’s so not fair to that kid…

  2. wiz says:

    is he… hurling???

  3. Joe says:

    Shop? No? Then photographer win!

  4. Cure says:

    Ahah, first.
    Fail.

  5. greenie says:

    That kid on the left deserves an “about to fail”.

  6. luke says:

    yuck!

  7. anemic says:

    Poor boy, that´s bad (but so funny)

  8. jj1910 says:

    I’d love to see the photo that was taken 2 seconds after this photo….

    • li-li says:

      oh God, if luck like that existed!

      • oddcat says:

        i think it would go like this:
        boy he’s puking directly on would puke, boy next to boy puked on would cry as would boy who just puked while boy in front of two boys who got puked on would scream like a little girl while all the other boys would bust up laughing. then guy in brown jacket would get mad and pull original puking boy away while pedostache and the mafia looking guy would threaten violence onto the kids if they dont stop laughing. either that it would be like the pie eating scene in stand by me.

  9. kenny says:

    LOLERBATE SON !!!
    That is ROFLING-UP !!!

    • xxjadexx says:

      …what the hell are you trying to say?

      Whoooo comment fail!

      I do feel bad for the kid on the left. xD

  10. Omega II says:

    Pic FAIL, kid WIN!

  11. DaManRando says:

    Nice action shot…. disgusting, but a nice action shot.

  12. SAM says:

    Note to self: avoid checking Fails while having lunch. :x

  13. Anonymous says:

    oooold

  14. gttim says:

    Man, those hockey photographers are quick!

  15. Mao says:

    I get nauseated every time I see this picture. ;___;

  16. Bib1887 says:

    Do we really need the arrow? Geez.

  17. t says:

    Oh-so-clearly fake. He probably coughed or something. Look at his posture. Who throws up, standing like any other person? I certainly don’t.

  18. beef says:

    awesome!

  19. ADHD says:

    2 minutes in the box for hurling

  20. Anonymous says:

    RAUNCHY!!

  21. VIRGINIATECHROFL says:

    it looks like he’s barfing

  22. Sebas says:

    Is it just me or are the last 3 posts old posts posted as new? I’m quite sure i’ve seen them on this site before!

  23. Vaux says:

    … and playing Forward for Eagan: Damien the Devil Child!!!!

  24. Price says:

    I know the kid is barfing, but seriously when I first looked at this picture I was wondering why that kid was trying to swallow a cat! Poor scruffy!

    • Dark says:

      You can swallow a cat, it just takes a lot of practice and a good amount of sauce.

      I’d cook it first as well, cat claws do a lot of damage to your oesophagus…

      • gnaqyzus says:

        if you eat enough cats might you shit a buck?

        • tbonedave says:

          Only if all of the cats’ names are Penny. And there are 100 of them.
          Or twenty Nickels, or ten Dimes, or four Quarters, but honestly. Who names their cat Quarter? Obviously someone who eats cats.

  25. though he may have failed, that’s some definite pwnage of the kid under him getting puked on.

  26. nintendogs says:

    why does it look like his throw up is on a string.
    i thought when you hurl it spreads out.

    its like he’s sucking on a really long brown rolled up play dough

    • Oi says:

      It looks like that because the shot was taken at the very first seconds of the vomit eruption. One second later and it would be considerably more spread out. It never looks like movie vomit, though.

      My sister was an expert vomiter when she was a child. I have way, way too much experience in projectile vomit logistics.

  27. I feel sorry for the kid in front of him who obviously has no clue.

  28. (._.) says:

    i really wanna see what happened next. the total freak out of the kid in front had to be epic

  29. Chelsea says:

    I want to see the same scene 5 seconds later.

  30. admin says:

    It looks to me like he’s eating a giant turd.

  31. admin says:

    …maybe that’s why he hurled?

  32. Radiance says:

    Man, I usually ruin the pic by blinking. This kid went above and beyond.

  33. Christine says:

    This is reminiscent of George Bush Senior in Japan

  34. sim says:

    why not to have kids :D

  35. Cg says:

    That pic proves that we are condemned to be extincted

  36. rlundy82 says:

    I know its probably ruined the kids life (well… until he moves away for college or something) but it is so damn funny… I seriously laugh to tears every time I see it…

  37. Anonymous says:

    Eh, gnawyzus, while I do agree with you that people who use the comment box as means for links are better off dead, you’re quite the hypocrite. Also a bit pompous.

    Nice pic….I fell out of my chair from laughing…Lulz.

  38. WEOPRIU says:

    how to get even with team mate you hate

  39. Ama says:

    As a person diagnosed with the lovely disease of bulimia…I give him a 7.5. Good technique in aim, poor choice in target, 5/10ths bonus points for hands-free skill!

  40. Steven says:

    Wow. That was almost me when I was a kid. Fortunately for the two people standing in front of me, I was able to hold it until I got to a bathroom.

  41. Keelhaul says:

    Dark-refusing to acknowledge asshat…WIN!!!!!

  42. Lames says:

    The best part is that all of that vomit probably damaged and melted the ice badly, and the entire rink probably had to be resurfaced. Ha ha!

  43. Anonymous says:

    what happened to spelling OH YEAH icanhasacheezburger.org messed it up XD

  44. Scott A says:

    Wow, that kid up front is about to be awful sad…

  45. crunchy says:

    nyahaha
    captured mid-flow

  46. oddcat says:

    kinda amazed noone has a mullet in this pic though. would think magnum p.i atleast would have one.

  47. Anonymous says:

    Looks like the kid is chewing on a blonde ponytail

  48. baka says:

    Totally unecessary red arrow fail.

  49. hoshiyama27 says:

    Fail of epic proportions.

    Almostfail for the kid that got the load dumped on him.

  50. Dante says:

    ha! total fail for his target…however, win for the kid that will soon feel a LOT better!! :D

  51. Justin says:

    OMG! I can’t believe this picture is up here. About 12 years ago a copy of this picture was found on the floor of one of the stores of a now defunct sports card/memorabilia company I used to work for in Minneapolis/St. Paul metro area. (Eagan is a suburb of Mpls/St. Paul). I can’t believe I found it here all this time later on the intertubes! WIN!

  52. pen15breath says:

    pen15’s first :p

  53. The Random Failure says:

    Wow.
    Poor kid underneath him.
    Now they need to clean the jersey. resurface the ice all kinds of work.

  54. bdjnk says:

    Am I the only one who sees that grotesque alien tendrel? That poor boy is obviously host to a creature from the darkest corners of space.

    Human survival fail.

  55. dawn says:

    Reminds me of Stand By Me “It was a complete and utter barf-o-rama”

    • Kissy-chan says:

      Ayup. Five seconds after this pic was snapped, I’m sure there was a massive peristaltic chain reaction and everyone involved blew chunks. Regurgitation win.

      Kinda makes me glad I wasn’t there to see it. Blurgh.

  56. Megan says:

    Wow. I love how everyone is so serene in the photo.
    No one has any idea what’s about to happen…

    hahaha

  57. Joppe says:

    He must hate the kid in front of him xd

  58. Mr.Floyd says:

    what the helk is in his mouth?

  59. vince says:

    puke ftw

  60. irritating person says:

    first!

  61. Mingo says:

    Hey guys, that’s not funny; that kid is me!

  62. gnawyzus says:

    wannasmile,
    I understand that the point of your postings is different than mine.
    I post to amuse myself and, hopefully other people with me. You post to whore your blog or whatever it is that you are whoring.
    I post with the belief that what I have typed is unusual, different, obscure, and / or to continue a meme. You post bland generalities.
    I have suffered through your bland whoring for quite some time on ICHC and demand that you remain there if you insist on continuing posting the crap that you always have.
    If you would like to become part of failblog.org put a little effort into your posts instead of stating an obvious fact or observation.

  63. Big Fail says:

    Who died and made you god of the failblog?

  64. wannasmile says:

    Jeeze…I don’t mean to offend anyone. I love the ICHC site, and all their partner sites and pretty much read them every day. I don’t care if my posts are intelligent to you or not, I’m just here to laugh my arse off and let others know when their posts crack me up. Whether or not this is a “contribution” in your eyes or not, is not really anything I care about. I did not realize that I needed your approval…

  65. Miss Q says:

    textwall FAIL.

  66. Kid Choronsom says:

    Oh shut up…if a blog means that much to you, you are a sad lonely nerd…go back to world of warcraft or where ever there is you have a place people care about what you say.

  67. Cloral says:

    I don’t see why you have to be a god to see that someone’s posts are useless and annoying.

  68. gnawyzus says:

    Not god of.
    Friend to.
    Go read the drivel that is posted on ICHC now, then go back to the first couple of months and read the comments.
    ICHC was really quite funny in the beginning and is not funny now.
    This place frequently makes me laugh to the degree that I really did have to clean coffee from my monitor yesterday.
    I want to assist in keeping the snide, sarcastic joy in this place, not have it turn into, “danses and dreenks for furthst form last.”

  69. gnawyzus says:

    You do not need my approval any more than I need yours.
    What you seem to want is to advertise your blog, which is fair. More power to you.
    There are many comments made that are not funny or lame, including some of my own, but they are left alone to die because they are not just a tool to get a hyperlink out there, or at least the name is the only link AND they are not posted to every picture.

  70. WannaSmile says:

    ever think about getting ur own blog?

  71. Dark says:

    Hey, your avatar is different… Why?

  72. Dark says:

    What is it about walls of text that make people lose the ability to read?

  73. squirreludecker says:

    isnt this the reason for the people posting “first” ?? cause it is so explicitly banned on the ichc site. (even to the point of saying nawt-sekkond) and because it gets so many people riled up on here.

    the people just say first here to bait the trolls who would hammer on people that say first

  74. Anonymous says:

    Your mother was right to beat you as a child.

  75. Eins says:

    wow…. anyone who uses the sofa king joke is a fucking victim of both a pedo and the 90’s…

  76. Alice says:

    WIN.

  77. WannaSmile says:

    It changes if I’m signed into my blog, it posts my avatar. If I’m not signed into my blog, but put my blog info in the box, then it posts a random avatar:)

  78. Anonymous says:

    ADBLOCK PRO :) – then no more ads

  79. Anonymous says:

    Why don’t you walk into a lamp post, moron? That’s more fun to watch.

  80. Cranky says:

    Becuz yer a tard. Go play in traffic.

  81. austinslacker says:

    Damn… jim must have been the poor sap that got spewed on….

  82. Anonymous says:

    Why is it that you are making some rude comment about someone else on just about every post? I mean really, couldn’t you find something better to do with your time? I mean hell, the last guy you insulted was AGREEING with you!

  83. Anonymous says:

    LOL

  84. Kid Choronsom says:

    Well you seem to be deeply in love with him….youre just a sad little web stalker, aren’t you.

  85. That guy over there--> says:

    Yes.

  86. Kid Choronsom says:

    Yeah don’t worry about him. Of course you can write what ever you want…
    That goes for gnawyzus too, who aparently uses this place to express his highly unique and precious personality and poetic freedom.

  87. Handsome Jim says:

    You’d like that. Wouldn’t you? …Asshat.


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