Comments on: Third Time’s a Fail

By: žogi

žogi — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 12:13:53 +0000

id be mad as hell

By: Chloe

Chloe — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:13:33 +0000

You have a spelling “Fail”

By: Speechie

Speechie — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 22:36:25 +0000

Sorry to disappoint you all, but, as a speech-language pathologist I can assure you that you are all wrong, but also right. It could be skewed as either of those things, but is most accurately a ‘semantic error’, given that it was an error in the meaning that was conveyed.

By: boobjob

boobjob — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:42:00 +0000

gigantic win coming up

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 12 May 2009 04:03:27 +0000

That would be considered a grammar error, not spelling error. a spelling error would be thier or thir or ther. Simply using the word with a different meaning than that which was intended is not a spelling mistake.

By: ShathBowers

ShathBowers — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:05:41 +0000

I think that comments that say “first comments should be removed”, should be removed !

By: ROFL

ROFL — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:37:21 +0000

lol how do u know this shit? were you the retard that failed?

By: smt

smt — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 18:00:57 +0000

I’ve found the heavier candy bars (like Snickers) to be very useful for this exact purpose.

By: just stfu

just stfu — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 00:49:47 +0000

you sir, are retarded.

By: You

You — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 11:48:35 +0000

There’s this little thing called irony, you should try getting it some time.

By: Trickster

Trickster — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 07:58:23 +0000

WIN!!!! for the next guy

By: heh

heh — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:47:37 +0000

lol we had that happen at my school, we walked up and saw 2 bags stuck like that
and well, we payed 1 dollar, got the bag above it, and for 3 for 1

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:24:30 +0000

Diet…WIN!

By: Your Face

Your Face — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:45:38 +0000

Uhm, spelling FAIL. not Fale..
Epic Fail.

By: Lady

Lady — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:14:04 +0000

Um…no. “Goldeneye” = name of vending machine. Not Bond reference.

Fail.

By: Wolvenblaze

Wolvenblaze — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 06:09:56 +0000

Literally 3 times out of 5 Sun Chips get stuck in the vending machine for me. They seriously need to redesign their bag.

By: Mar

Mar — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 07:20:31 +0000

omg. This exact thing just happened to me on the loading level of the Rogers Centre. Three f’n bags of Combos. Total vending pwnage.

By: Epsilon5

Epsilon5 — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:30:11 +0000

This is why we don’t throw good money after bad, fail-mongers…

By: Shay

Shay — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 10:29:34 +0000

This just happened to me two days ago! I put in the dollar and the first bag of chips got stuck. I put in another dollar (figuring that I’d give the second bag to my kid) and that one got stuck.

I considered putting in another dollar for about a minute then decided to go for it. I guy was watching and said, “You’re not going to put in *another*, are you?”

I told him that I felt like I was playing the slots in Vegas and went for it.

Yup. All three hung up.

I needed the laugh that night. We were in the ER.

By: Sherry

Sherry — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:28:07 +0000

ROFL

By: Sherry

Sherry — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:26:52 +0000

“when the intended work was they’re”

Of course you meant “word”, not “work”

By: Jesse

Jesse — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:11:39 +0000

More people are killed annually from vending machines than from wolf attacks.

By: anontmous2

anontmous2 — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:53:52 +0000

Yes it is a grammar fail, however using the incorrect spelling also means that the wrong word was used and is has a completely different meaning. Its as good as using the word elephant when the intended work was they’re

By: tonique

tonique — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:52:31 +0000

ahahaha
this happened to me once
i called the company and abused them
they actually sent me a cheque for $1.50

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:00:18 +0000

despite the bad grammar, i understood… but that’s because we have one of those machines where I work too, so my mind was prepared…

By: bdjnk

bdjnk — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:53:16 +0000

Hardly. It’s like one of those stuffed animal claw machines. Seems like a good idea until you’re out ten bucks in quarters.

By: Kaiser

Kaiser — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:16:31 +0000

Do it! Do it!

By: Lupus

Lupus — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 06:52:54 +0000

What’s wrong with being gay?
(If you are three, there will most likely be something wrong due to the stereotypic and unfortunately popularly reinforced “uncool” image of homosexuality. The qualities of many of these arguments are often best represented by the sanity of Fred Phelps and family.

By: Mimi

Mimi — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:22:31 +0000

OMFG LMFAO. you’re cool. =D

By: wifpz

wifpz — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:50:47 +0000

FAIL!

By: Scope

Scope — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:22:03 +0000

Just think of the other two retards that chose the same thing after the first retard got his stuck.
“Oh look if I choose that one I’ll get two.”

By: Lily

Lily — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:04:35 +0000

Being desperate enough and blowing enough money just to get a bag of SunChips?

ABSOLUTE FAIL.

Get a hobby, man.

By: Lily

Lily — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:03:21 +0000

Sucks for all you guys. 50c in Kansas.

By: Lily

Lily — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:02:12 +0000

…maturity fail. funny win. XD

By: Lily

Lily — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:01:08 +0000

Ha, I only pay 50c. PRICE DEPENDABILITY FAIL.

By: R.J

R.J — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:23:48 +0000

I’d hit it

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:34:26 +0000

oh c’mon now it’s a camera phone

By: Nameless

Nameless — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:11:19 +0000

I BELIEVE that would qualify as a GRAMMAR FAIL.. because he clearly SPELLED their right.

By: Kyle

Kyle — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:49:06 +0000

Ha! True…
French onion Sun Chips… *barf*

By: Kyle

Kyle — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:48:22 +0000

I thought that Golden Eye was a Pierce Brosnan Bond movie, or a Bond game for the N64, or a kind of duck.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:31:57 +0000

that really wasnt very cool

By: Keelhaul

Keelhaul — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 03:28:04 +0000

Wow!!!!!!In high school there was this soda machine that started spitting out all these cans and hitting people in the head…..Then all the machines started coming to life and the sky turned green and I was trapped in this truck stop by a bunch of 18-wheelers and AC/DC was playing all the time……..

By: julie

julie — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:42:56 +0000

this happened to me once, and then the guy shook it but accidently shook other stuff out and i got free stuff

By: MettanAtem

MettanAtem — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:13:17 +0000

You fail for being stupid enough to think everyone would want that.

By: MettanAtem

MettanAtem — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:07:55 +0000

You, my friend, fail for insulting a tasty snack.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:26:06 +0000

Duh, you push it over from behind – or use a small shaped charge to blow the lock, whatever works.

Killed by fallen vending machine you deliberately tipped over = physics education FAIL, DarWIN.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:21:33 +0000

You’re assuming he’s not still in middle school.

haha, it says ‘ass’.

By: Keelhaul

Keelhaul — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 02:46:37 +0000

Been hyper-linking again..eh??? Hee…Hee….Heee.

By: Keelhaul

Keelhaul — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 02:42:30 +0000

Hepatitis C win!!!!!!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:23:10 +0000

Math fail. If they went to middle school in 2001, they should be graduated from high school by now.