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As a scholar of blog comment threads, you are both extremely gay.
Dr. Mooseballs
What’s wrong with being gay?
(If you are three, there will most likely be something wrong due to the stereotypic and unfortunately popularly reinforced “uncool” image of homosexuality. The qualities of many of these arguments are often best represented by the sanity of Fred Phelps and family.
i think that comments that say FIRST! should be removed! THEIR POINTLESS …….WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE CARE IF UR FIRST????????
Their pointless what?
oh, you meant they’re pointless. SPELLING FALE!
Haha
that really wasnt very cool
I BELIEVE that would qualify as a GRAMMAR FAIL.. because he clearly SPELLED their right.
FAIL!
Yes it is a grammar fail, however using the incorrect spelling also means that the wrong word was used and is has a completely different meaning. Its as good as using the word elephant when the intended work was they’re
“when the intended work was they’re”
Of course you meant “word”, not “work”
Just think of the other two retards that chose the same thing after the first retard got his stuck.
“Oh look if I choose that one I’ll get two.”
Machine fail + 2 Dumb people fail + 1 badluck fail
Maybe not. This the shelves, labels etc look like the machine we have here and it has “Goldeneye” fitted. It can tell when it doesn’t vend properly and then spings the spiral again to try and get the item out.
This could be a similar system which tried a few times and then gave up.
Or it may be a true fail, we don’t know.
uh hhhwhat!???
It has a laser projected at the bottom to see if anything has been vended. IF it hasn’t, the program tells the spiril to go back one rotation and forward another rotation to allow the item to be fallen through. Once the item passes the laser projection, it knows that the item has been vended.
hahah, what are you trying to say?
IT MAKES NO SENSE
wow, lots of stupid people here
it makes perfect sense you human reject.
da purty machine goes wuur and if no goodies come out it go waa?
and then it try try again til the nomnoms come and you no lose yer monies.
ROFL @ “it go waa?”
I would tip my hat to you, if I were wearing one. Maybe I’ll just flip my skirt instead. (c:
Do it! Do it!
“This the shelves, labels etc look like the machine we have here and it has “Goldeneye” fitted.”
“it makes perfect sense you human reject”
all i’m saying is, NO IT DOESN’T
Do just a teensy bit of independent thinking - I know, it’s scary, but try it with me - and you get:
This - the shelves, labels etc - looks like the machine we have here, and it has “Goldeneye” fitted.
I added a pair of dashes, an S, and a comma for good measure. So much easier and more effective and productive than whining.
OR! Assume for a moment that the author started out with just “This looks like” and then realized that he should explain what he meant by “this” but after correcting, he forgot to delete the “this.” So let’s delete it for him:
The shelves, labels etc look like the machine we have here and it has “Goldeneye” fitted.
Two commas would help it out a bit, but they’re not strictly necessary. It makes perfect sense when you make a tiny allowance for everyone being human and getting distracted during posting from time to time.
OMFG LMFAO. you’re cool. =D
ROFL
Makes perfect sense. Granted, I had to read it twice because I wasn’t expecting an actual explanation of a system designed to prevent vending machine non-dispense issues, but with the exception of one typo and a phrase that would be more easily read were it offset with dashes in the first sentence, it makes perfect sense.
no, no, you’ve all got it wrong. see, i GET what he’s trying to say. but i am pointing out that he is saying it in a clumsy manner, because i am a DICK
dick, let me introduce you to asshole. you should get along nicely.
Ah ha… In that case, dickfail.
No, you’re a WANNABE dick. You can’t even be a dick correctly.
BOND lingo FAIL
Um…no. “Goldeneye” = name of vending machine. Not Bond reference.
Fail.
despite the bad grammar, i understood… but that’s because we have one of those machines where I work too, so my mind was prepared…
Now people are just trying to get all three at once
Greedy buggers
Try again = Get all four = win?
Indeed, a great win for the next guy with 70¢!
Shake the machine? Triple win for free!
70c?
I have to pay $2 a pack at uni!
Ha, I only pay 50c. PRICE DEPENDABILITY FAIL.
I have seen situations like this drop the first one off and leave one or more still stuck.
TILT!
NO TILT! That’s how people get crushed — they tilt the machine towards themselves, rather than push it up — AWAY from them — and let it slam down, thereby dislodging the goodies.
I don’t know how many times I’ve told a child whose food got stuck to never ever do what I was about to. Goodies have always come down, and I’ve never been crushed.
True.
They are really heavy beasts, I thought anyone with an eye and a brain would realise that tipping it like taht was a bad idea.
More people are killed annually from vending machines than from wolf attacks.
Hardly. It’s like one of those stuffed animal claw machines. Seems like a good idea until you’re out ten bucks in quarters.
I once got three 20 oz juice bottles for the price of one.
Middle school WIN back in 1997.
Double late 90’s WIN: In High School, the Dr. Pepper machine broke, and started spitting out cans left and right. I got like 5 free!
You had a Dr. Pepper machine? Did it solely sell Dr. Pepper!? DR. PEPPER WIN!
They did that a couple of months ago, I missed it but my buddy got loads and gave me a few in case they started searching to see if someone hod got any. You’d thought they’d have fixed that in a decade…
You were in middle school in 1997? I feel old.
97? I started middle school in 2001….
xxjadexx - priority fail! shouldn’t you be doing homework or something?
Math fail. If they went to middle school in 2001, they should be graduated from high school by now.
You’re assuming he’s not still in middle school.
haha, it says ‘ass’.
…maturity fail. funny win. XD
See, the trick there is to buy something heavier on a rung above the chips, so it falls onto them and dislodges the treasure into your grubby lil hands!
Wouldn’t the heavy thing crush the chips at the bottom?
3 bags of crushed chips > no chips at all
So, that’s why teh crisps are at teh top shelf…
FAIL for wanting Sun Chips in the first place.
AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You, my friend, fail for insulting a tasty snack.
Camera white balance FAIL.
oh c’mon now it’s a camera phone
ouch, that happened to me the other week at uni, i was not impressed
why do you keep mentioning uni? did you just get in? congratulations, i GUESS
no, i’m over half way through my degree.
is there a problem mentioning my place of study?
and also because the food is so much more dodgy and expensive there.
why be so annoyingly judgemental?
isn’t there anything better to do with your time?
no, sadly there isn’t. i guess there isn’t much better to do here at ASSHOLE UNI