A horny moose will try to mount almost anything that even remotely resembles another moose. They hae been known to mate with domestic cows, of course this doesn’t produce any hybrid offspring because they are so different genetically.
yes but darwin win has kind of an awkward structure. i guess you could just say dar-win and then post it some other site somewhere. then the entire point would be moot.
Actually I am an expert on moose genitalia with a degree from Stanford in the subject. This is not photoshopped, you can trust me. I spent six years of my life looking at moose balls!
I am actually a moose genitalia from years of experience……well….never mind from where….Jesus Christ…..and I can tell you they are smooth and that is…..ooh, Jesus Christ…..that is a real.
There you are Limingwinks!
Why does everyone say that almost every photo is fake? Even if it is, or you believe it is, you don’t have to point it out and ruin it for everyone else…
That particular moose is just a retard and/or sexual devient, and will die off before it spawns and passes its genes (unless it’s already fathered children, and just does this sort of thing on the side >.>).
Actually, it means natural selection. If this moose continues to have “relations” with not only a statue, but one of a different species, then he’ll never pass on his defective genes to the next generation.
Also, Darwins only apply to humans. Dead humans. Who died because they were morons.
Sucks for the maintenance guy that has to clean moose spunk off the buffalo statues. You know you’ve hit the pinnacle of your career when that happens.
The Koran strictly forbids mouse from having sex with statues of buffalos. This mouse should be publicly beheaded and have its entrails ritualistically wrapped around the buffalo statue. The statue should then be packed with plastic explosives and strips of bacon, then detonated in a Jewish neighborhood in accordance with the Koran. Also, Muhammad clearly said in his teachings that mouse who have weird sex with statues of buffalos will not receive their 72 mouse virgins in the afterlife. Let this be a warning to all infidel mouse of the power of Allah!
Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom FAIL. Would have been much better with a smiling Marlin Perkins in the foreground, and faithful assistant Jim being sodomised by the lovestruck moose in the background.
nice lol
statue win
I’m pretty sure it’s the moose who is winning, not the statue.
Well…is it a Dar-WIN or a moose-FAIL? *confused*
A horny moose will try to mount almost anything that even remotely resembles another moose. They hae been known to mate with domestic cows, of course this doesn’t produce any hybrid offspring because they are so different genetically.
well, it looked real enough!
so do you
IT’S A TRAP!
It also looks like a tiny buffalo, not a female moose.
lol.. here we can see a moose at his natural sex act …
with a bull
which is actually just a staue…
Bull? Isn’t that a buffalo? Are male buffalo called bulls, too?
Maybe they are actually called buffalo bulls.
No der called bullfulos lol!!!1!
No der called bullfalos lol!!!1!
durr youre a hurr
no ther called buffalo bills
self commenting fail
Not much difference to humans (men)…
Just a different kind of sex doll…
A relaxing thing for the moose… so it’s not a fail at all -> Win
No unwanted pregnancy -> double win
Round House kick win?
*raises his eyebrow and kills a kitten accidently with that*
What happend when he try to penetrate?
*bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk*
mental image fail.
Spelling fail. Do you mean “laughing?”
i hate loughing!
how can you stand it?
He doesn’t, since he’s dying from it.
What a terrible way to go…
Don’t you mean *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang*?
Perhaps you meant *BONG* *BONG* *BONG*
That Moose is about to experience EPIC penile fracture.
so if a moose and a bison have a love child.. a mison? boose?
What is a muffalo? x)
(I don’t know, but I’m down with the clown and I’m down for life, yo.)
if a moose and bison have a love child it obviously = m.bison
lol lod
OMG LOLs!!!
Street Fighter II reference WIN!
He’ll eat Monopoly and sh!t out Connect Four.
Oops, shoulda kept reading. Another ICP reference. I ♥ you guys.
Mufallo – very quiet buffalo o_o
My first instinct was to say, “Mooffalo,” but I wasn’t sure if this photo was taken in North America or not. We don’t have buffalo in NA — just bison.
Mison and boose — both good, though. Maybe they’d make one hell of a burger!
Uhh, we have both, actually. Buffalo live in the southwest US, I’m pretty sure.
Buffalo is in upstate New York, thank you very much!
Geography Win
Darwin: survival of the fittest
+
Moose: not fit to reproduce
=
Darwin was right
=> win
Male Moose + Male Bison = no babies
Male Moose + Male Bison Statue = Owwie for Male Moose Male Bits
yes but darwin win has kind of an awkward structure. i guess you could just say dar-win and then post it some other site somewhere. then the entire point would be moot.
No. The entire point would be “moose”.
13th!
BTW, I will never again say “hung like a moose” because it seems that is an insult.
scientology WIN
Scientology FAIL.
WIN
Any port in a storm …
Photoshopped! As an expert on Moose genitalia, I can testify that blah blubb…
Actually I am an expert on moose genitalia with a degree from Stanford in the subject. This is not photoshopped, you can trust me. I spent six years of my life looking at moose balls!
Dr. Mooseballs
I am actually a moose genitalia from years of experience……well….never mind from where….Jesus Christ…..and I can tell you they are smooth and that is…..ooh, Jesus Christ…..that is a real.
There you are Limingwinks!
You ARE actually a moose genitalia? Wow. man. I’m impressed.
fake.
. . . but enough about your personality, what do you think of the moose humping a statue?
fake
C=====3
Can you say childish? -.-
moose + statue = LOL
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/moosemount.asp
shows some more pics!
Bunch of bullshit.
Why does everyone say that almost every photo is fake? Even if it is, or you believe it is, you don’t have to point it out and ruin it for everyone else…
It ruins it for you if someone claims it’s fake?
I want to know why the people who always say ‘fake’ keep coming back. This blog can’t be entertaining if you think everything is ’shopped.
Because people like you react. You are part of the problem, not the solution. It’s like advertising: Just don’t look.
Check!
Nice new pic Keelhaul, how’d you do it?
http://www.gravatar.com ….Check it out.
hmmm woww
A moose once bit my sister.
Monty Python win!
I have a pet hedgehog, and every time I step on the sidewalk, I shall say “Boing!”.
Oh, hilarious -.-
Why not try a holiday in Sweden this year?
Also, llama.
Nah. Evolution’s working fine.
That particular moose is just a retard and/or sexual devient, and will die off before it spawns and passes its genes (unless it’s already fathered children, and just does this sort of thing on the side >.>).
I paska vajtur keq per te qire, gjynah i shkreti.
This is how we control the caribou population in Northern Manitoba.
By setting out Bison statues?
I nearly suffocated when I read that XD Canadian ftw
You think he called?
Bullwinkle! That trick never works!
what is it to do with darwin?
Darwin award, duh.
If you don’t know something, ask your good friend Google.
Actually, it means natural selection. If this moose continues to have “relations” with not only a statue, but one of a different species, then he’ll never pass on his defective genes to the next generation.
Also, Darwins only apply to humans. Dead humans. Who died because they were morons.
very simple: have fun. whereever and whenever you want
Just noticed this. Compression Epic Fail
Sucks for the maintenance guy that has to clean moose spunk off the buffalo statues. You know you’ve hit the pinnacle of your career when that happens.
The Koran strictly forbids mouse from having sex with statues of buffalos. This mouse should be publicly beheaded and have its entrails ritualistically wrapped around the buffalo statue. The statue should then be packed with plastic explosives and strips of bacon, then detonated in a Jewish neighborhood in accordance with the Koran. Also, Muhammad clearly said in his teachings that mouse who have weird sex with statues of buffalos will not receive their 72 mouse virgins in the afterlife. Let this be a warning to all infidel mouse of the power of Allah!
Moose spelling fail.
Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom FAIL. Would have been much better with a smiling Marlin Perkins in the foreground, and faithful assistant Jim being sodomised by the lovestruck moose in the background.
*ahem*
UR DOIN IT RONG
is it just me or can you actually se the mooses boner…disturbing images
What’s disturbing is someone called “anus” talking about mooses’ boners. 0_0
Good thing that statue was there, eh Photographer???
its so cold in there
That’s gotta feel weird
I say Darwin win, as the moose isn’t procreating
I think I live in the town with that statue! Wish I could have seen this.
Damn you can actually see its dick ….ouch
Oh god, I had my picture taken on that statue before!!!! WTF!!!
Um…Darwin WIN; if the moose is dumb enough to bang an inanimate object, we likely don’t need its offspring running around do we?
So is this “statue-tory” rape, or just “moose-demeanor?” Lol
lol that is a fail ftw, 5 stars xD
Statuatory Rape…
DarWIN!
Welcome the zoo’s newest resident, Pygmalion the moose.
+18
!!! 5/5
ew you can even see the penis