Fail, Owned and Pwn moments in pictures and videos. Share fails, pwns, and owns with the world on FAIL Blog.
 

« Previous | Next »

Darwin Fail


Thx Nicoballe B.

fail owned pwned pictures

Incorrect source or offensive?

Add this to your blog:
(Copy & paste code)

» 109 Failures in Communication

  1. Failing is all says:

    nice lol

  2. Christine says:

    well, it looked real enough!

  3. damnedgamer says:

    lol.. here we can see a moose at his natural sex act …

  4. Chuck Norris says:

    Not much difference to humans (men)…

    Just a different kind of sex doll…

    A relaxing thing for the moose… so it’s not a fail at all -> Win

    No unwanted pregnancy -> double win

  5. Wurstwasser says:

    What happend when he try to penetrate?

  6. Djinnyeh says:

    so if a moose and a bison have a love child.. a mison? boose?

  7. Anonymous says:

    Darwin: survival of the fittest
    +
    Moose: not fit to reproduce
    =
    Darwin was right
    => win

  8. Erica says:

    BTW, I will never again say “hung like a moose” because it seems that is an insult. :P

  9. fox says:

    scientology WIN

  10. Aoife says:

    Any port in a storm …

  11. Toris says:

    Photoshopped! As an expert on Moose genitalia, I can testify that blah blubb…

    • dr.mooseballs says:

      Actually I am an expert on moose genitalia with a degree from Stanford in the subject. This is not photoshopped, you can trust me. I spent six years of my life looking at moose balls!

      Dr. Mooseballs

      • Mr Slave says:

        I am actually a moose genitalia from years of experience……well….never mind from where….Jesus Christ…..and I can tell you they are smooth and that is…..ooh, Jesus Christ…..that is a real.
        There you are Limingwinks!

  12. Beth says:

    fake.

  13. hmm... says:

    Why does everyone say that almost every photo is fake? Even if it is, or you believe it is, you don’t have to point it out and ruin it for everyone else…

  14. Anonymous says:

    hmmm woww

  15. Swedish Travel Bureau says:

    A moose once bit my sister.

  16. Kevin T. says:

    Nah. Evolution’s working fine.

    That particular moose is just a retard and/or sexual devient, and will die off before it spawns and passes its genes (unless it’s already fathered children, and just does this sort of thing on the side >.>).

  17. selfo says:

    I paska vajtur keq per te qire, gjynah i shkreti.

  18. Lames says:

    This is how we control the caribou population in Northern Manitoba.

  19. Yuri says:

    You think he called?

  20. Bill says:

    Bullwinkle! That trick never works!

  21. eren says:

    what is it to do with darwin?

    • Dark says:

      Darwin award, duh.

      If you don’t know something, ask your good friend Google.

      • Kyle says:

        Actually, it means natural selection. If this moose continues to have “relations” with not only a statue, but one of a different species, then he’ll never pass on his defective genes to the next generation.
        Also, Darwins only apply to humans. Dead humans. Who died because they were morons.

  22. Teasy says:

    very simple: have fun. whereever and whenever you want

  23. Anonymous says:

    Just noticed this. Compression Epic Fail

  24. Karma says:

    Sucks for the maintenance guy that has to clean moose spunk off the buffalo statues. You know you’ve hit the pinnacle of your career when that happens.

  25. Muhammad The Camel Guy says:

    The Koran strictly forbids mouse from having sex with statues of buffalos. This mouse should be publicly beheaded and have its entrails ritualistically wrapped around the buffalo statue. The statue should then be packed with plastic explosives and strips of bacon, then detonated in a Jewish neighborhood in accordance with the Koran. Also, Muhammad clearly said in his teachings that mouse who have weird sex with statues of buffalos will not receive their 72 mouse virgins in the afterlife. Let this be a warning to all infidel mouse of the power of Allah!

  26. Reverend Failwell says:

    Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom FAIL. Would have been much better with a smiling Marlin Perkins in the foreground, and faithful assistant Jim being sodomised by the lovestruck moose in the background.

  27. Anonymous says:

    *ahem*

    UR DOIN IT RONG

  28. anus says:

    is it just me or can you actually se the mooses boner…disturbing images

  29. Anonymous says:

    Good thing that statue was there, eh Photographer???

  30. Alex says:

    its so cold in there

  31. JER says:

    That’s gotta feel weird

  32. someone else says:

    I say Darwin win, as the moose isn’t procreating

  33. Dominique says:

    I think I live in the town with that statue! Wish I could have seen this.

  34. o_0 says:

    Damn you can actually see its dick ….ouch

  35. Matt Minor says:

    Oh god, I had my picture taken on that statue before!!!! WTF!!!

  36. Mike says:

    Um…Darwin WIN; if the moose is dumb enough to bang an inanimate object, we likely don’t need its offspring running around do we?

  37. skye says:

    So is this “statue-tory” rape, or just “moose-demeanor?” Lol

  38. vince says:

    lol that is a fail ftw, 5 stars xD

  39. Kevin says:

    Statuatory Rape…

  40. frogman says:

    DarWIN!

  41. Marissa says:

    Welcome the zoo’s newest resident, Pygmalion the moose.


Your Comment

 

 

Search

Daily Shipments of Fail via Email


EmailSubscribe
Enter your email address:
 

TwitterFollow us
on Twitter »
FacebookBecome a
Facebook fan »
RSSRSS Feed »
  • Tags

  • Pictures by Month

  • Recent Comments

    cb on Running Fail
    Faith on Parenting Fail
    ghfdkjghfghljkj on Correction Fail
    Spencer on Parenting Fail
    Taneen on Sweater Fail – Graffiti…
    Taneen on Sweater Fail – Graffiti…
    J. Smith on Running Fail
    Serious-er Sally on Running Fail
    jam on Running Fail
    czuhc on Running Fail
  • RSS Cheezburger Network Blog

  • Even More Lulz