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  1. hoooah says:

    first?

  2. ff rick says:

    And they said you can’t walk on water!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Joey says:

    WTF it’s jesus! Check out that dude walking on water! WIN!

  4. Miranda says:

    Is he walking on water?

  5. Omega says:

    OMG! He are walking on the water!!!! Jesus clone?

  6. skalla says:

    Belt Fail. Walking on water – 100 % WIN

  7. mbcj says:

    Is that guy walking on water?

  8. Anonymous says:

    Uno

  9. Buh? says:

    Is that Jesus?

  10. yyyeeeaaahhh says:

    It is a belt fail indeed
    He is running on water. He’s so fast that the wind he generates makes the boat go airborne, and the pilot is already off screen.

  11. EtherArcher says:

    idk… the boat may be destroyed, but this is definitely a walking on water WIN

  12. Douche says:

    If you look at the angle of the crap coming off his head, you can see that he’s falling into the water with his legs spread as if running. Also he was wearing a pirate hat = fail.

  13. jar says:

    he is a Jesus, he walks on a water

  14. Lonnie Marue says:

    This is a Belt Fail and an About to Tear Groin Muscles in Half Fail

  15. Kyran says:

    Naruto trick WIN

  16. Keelhaul says:

    This is the “split” second before he felt things he never felt before and lost track of which way is up and which way is like being hit with a sledgehammer.

    • Anonymous says:

      No need for quote marks around “split”. No need for your comment.

      • Keelhaul says:

        Hey!…Thanks buddy!…Foolish me, eh? I obviously came here to have my punctuation judged…Thank god you were here….Otherwise what purpose would your useless life serve???? Oh, and your mom just said you need to turn off your
        Power Rangers lamp and go to sleep…Nappy nappy time…….Worthless twat.

  17. rlundy82 says:

    Is he walking on water?

  18. Price says:

    WEEEEEE!!!! Does it look like this guy kicked his shoes off in a fit of joy to anyone else?

  19. lowly grunt says:

    belt fail, survival win

  20. Microbus says:

    Nobody fucks with da Jesus!

  21. He is really runing on water, but jesus was walking.

  22. forest says:

    Running on water from a Speedboat – WIN

  23. aremora says:

    Saw this before wth interview of that guy. He was soon able to walk on solid ground again, too. Took him just twelve months…

  24. Caz says:

    Human Skittle WIN!

  25. Erin K says:

    The best thing about traveling by failboat is the opportunites it gives you. This man would not have had a chance to walk on water if not for his trusty failboat.

  26. Anonymous says:

    Invisible ska band win. Apparently invisible ska band has only one fan, however.

  27. mrb3220 says:

    the german magazine “spiegel” reported on this photo a few weeks ago. it said, that the guy survived the crash with a broken hip, pelvis, legs, ribs and lumbar vertebra. but he was lucky, there will be no permanent damage. finally he said, he would engage in another hobby now…

  28. cowboyChris says:

    Why would you want to wear a belt in a boat that can turn over that easy. I think it would be safer without a belt in the first place. Better to be ejected than tied into an upside-down boat.

    • Anonymous says:

      actually, those boats don’t have belts for that reason. sometimes, the drivers also have small drag chutes to slow their body down in the event of a crash.

  29. Sponge says:

    FAILboat FAILs as usual… Running on water whilst wearing a pirate hat = WIN

  30. RedWhiteAndBoom says:

    Nutcracker meets aquatic motorsports

  31. BobbyGee says:

    Correct me if I’m worng but… if that isn’t Jesus walking on water it is surely his royal airness, Michael Jordan?

    • Dark says:

      No, it’s clearly Jesus, making one hell of a run for it. I assume the Devil is chasing him in that speedboat.

  32. BobbyGee says:

    or even if I’m wrong… spelling correct = WIN

  33. Badvock says:

    wow, 47 comments and not one person has said “shopped” failboat ftw!

  34. Badcock says:

    PHOTOSHOPPED!

  35. jojojo says:

    Keeping you arms and legs inside at all times during the ride FAIL

  36. Corto says:

    First!

  37. teh_pwnage says:

    lol thats jesus running to help the driver of the failboat!

  38. NatyB88 says:

    Running on water WIN!

  39. thisisawesome says:

    “Fuck this boat business! I’m outta here!”

  40. Anonymous says:

    Holy poo guys I just realized that it looks like he’s WALKING ON WATER does ne1 else see it?

  41. Christine says:

    he is walking on water in a very jesus-like manner

  42. ozyran says:

    I think that person might be singing a few octaves higher when they get back on land.

  43. burrito! says:

    This is my theory:

    That man is clearly Jesus, he predicted this incident and ran in just in time to grab the driver and throw him onto shore, as noted by the shit in the air.
    After doing so, Jesus GOT THE FUCK OUT

    PRAISE JESUS!

  44. gnardog says:

    Its Pirate Jesus

  45. Barry says:

    Ackshully, he was doing just fine by choosing some nice soft cushy water to splash into. Until the orange boat ran over him, and the red boat landed on top of him!

  46. Jillie says:

    Jesus Win.

  47. Anonymous says:

    Ackshully, I’m thinking WATERWALKING: EPIC!

  48. e says:

    How come no one’s mentioned that it looks like he’s walking on water?

    (Sorry, Anonymous did it better with the “holy poo” comment – ANYthing is better when prefaced by “holy poo” – but I just couldn’t resist.)

  49. a. hole says:

    JESUS!
    lawl.

  50. bubbles says:

    belt FAIL. second coming of jesus WIN.

  51. LightDisciple says:

    Dude, this isn’t a belt fail. Can’t you see? Its Jesus and the orange boat is chasing him. The red boat failed because Jesus kicked its ass.

    Jesus super human WIN!

  52. minishaw says:

    clearly we have found jesus another win for fail blog

  53. phrawgg2 says:

    run away from the boat! run awaaaay!

  54. keny says:

    Jesus is participating at boat races ?

  55. TIm says:

    Lol. This Picture is from a boat magazine

  56. KL says:

    “Drive, drive, fast as you can… You’ll not catch me, I’m the f*ing gingerbread man!”

  57. z0cker03 says:

    the only word i say: Jesus!

    (watch the guy walking over the water xD)

  58. lowly grunt says:

    I don’t see a pirate hat. I see a Trojan helmet.

  59. Priscellie says:

    Photographer win! That really is an amazing picture.

  60. skirf says:

    Red/white boat is clearly walking on water. It is obviously possessed by demons. Man is running on water to get away from orange boat firing pirate hats at him. Lucifer is most likely piloting orange boat; man running is probably Jesus. Lucifer is upset because Jesus won’t drink beer with him.

  61. mgnmfrc1 says:

    EJECT! EJECT! EJECT!

  62. Anonymous says:

    Lolz he’s walking on the water

  63. BobbyGee says:

    Jesus’ swimsuit matches his boat… you would know where to put jesus back into if he fell out (and walked on water, for example)

  64. Earthbreaker says:

    So did he come flying out of vertical-failboat?

    Am I lost, or is this 4chan?

  65. Kurt says:

    Actually looks like he’s running by so fast that he’s blasting the boats out of the water. It’s not Jesus, it’s The Flash!!!!

  66. john says:

    first?

  67. Kat says:

    Red boat = fail at doing a barrel roll

  68. Margaret says:

    In an effort to reduce his carbon footprint, Larry decides to walk instead of drive to work.

  69. Anonymous says:

    RUN!

  70. Cristi says:

    Jesus walking on water

  71. Xmarks says:

    Outrunning speedboats? That’s why I hate the Olympic Games, there’s always a new stupid sport in it. I bet that guy is chinese. Maybe naturalized as american. I can’t believe even Jesus cares about those shitty gold medals.

  72. scapi says:

    run jesus, run!!

  73. monkeytennis says:

    First person to mention Jesus WIN!

  74. Kyle says:

    And now for my basilisk impersonation!

    -because all the Jesus jokes were taken-

  75. joe says:

    Jesus, look out behind you!

  76. dhd says:

    JESUS WTF:O

  77. Anonymous says:

    Hey! It’s Jesus!

  78. bentown says:

    walk on water win

  79. Mimi says:

    JEZUS WEEN!

  80. MrLee says:

    Escaping crash win. Escaping death win.

  81. goodld says:

    recaption…fuck this boat im faster

  82. Lily says:

    Jesus boater = win.

  83. Volodia says:

    runnnnn!!!! lmao

  84. lolololol says:

    how is that guy walking on water? lmao

  85. LouZha says:

    The dudes all, “holy shit a crash!! Im outa here!”

  86. Emperor says:

    Jesus was bet that the boats were faster then him, he showed them the business end of a red shell star combo.

  87. poopsicle says:

    ITS jesus!

  88. Jojo says:

    “We’ve got a runner!”

  89. Captain Fire says:

    Jesus was probably just minding his business, walking by the everglades, and then all of a sudden two boats were speeding past the turn.

    One of the them sees Jesus walking on water and quickly swerves to avoid him, colliding with the other boat.

    See kids, this is why you shouldn’t boat race. 1 out of 3 boat races end in the accidental death of a savior.

  90. MegaMan says:

    Jesus FAIL

  91. chronos says:

    walking on water… WIN!!!!!!!!!

  92. nixonagnew says:

    … belt fail, but walking on water win (?)

  93. andy says:

    it jesus! he is undercover!

  94. madman says:

    Walk on water WIN

  95. Selsa Squirrel says:

    I see what you did there Jesus!

  96. quig says:

    Hit and run!

  97. Anonymous says:

    IT’S JEEZUZ

  98. Thatfunnylookinguy says:

    RUN!!!!

  99. otisbdriftwood says:

    Flash Ahhhhh!!!!!!

  100. Shitiria says:

    How is that a fail?
    That guy just ran pass and tipped over two boats on the water!

  101. RKFTW says:

    jesus win

  102. annnnnon says:

    F**k teh boat race, im outta here

  103. Ido says:

    he’s running on water lol

  104. Darkmatter says:

    That is just… WIIIIIINNNNNN

  105. JAG says:

    Running on water win?

  106. ikena says:

    Crash escape WIN?

  107. JuuEi says:

    Damn. He crashes his boat and just runs away. What a coward. :|

  108. Predator101 says:

    To hell with this boat! I can go faster!

  109. bradley says:

    walking on water win

  110. sdsdsds says:

    hes walking on water, its jesus!

  111. stijn says:

    just look at the ******* picture!!!

  112. Jason N says:

    that dude is just like peace with this shitty boat, im just gettin out and running to the finish

    • Arthur Eld says:

      How on earth did you manage to be over a year late but still have two much older comments beneath yours???

  113. Hmburgr says:

    Jesus?

  114. nozz says:

    The Flash escaping run away power boat…WIN

  115. I have four cats says:

    OMG That guy is a frickin’ NINJA!

  116. george isin says:

    IDK if it’s been said but
    JESUS WIN!!!

  117. BOB says:

    coming from a dude who proclaims himself as
    “Handsome Jim Cocksocket?” Some people here dont
    know what I’m talking about but just search the other fails
    he left some comments on the subject…

  118. Keelhaul says:

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…..


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