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Anonymous

..to fail, yes you are.

KiwiFruit

Jesus Water Walk Win!

….Actual comment on fail win.

Wallflower

Jesus Water Long-Stepping Sprint Win is what you meant, I believe.

anon

Hell, when jesus has got to go, hes got to go….

OR

Someone realized their wife was in the boat behind them and had to GTFO…

42

when Jesus runs away, you’d better follow Him

 
 
 
 
 
 
Anonymous

mbym- my balls your mouth

hoooah

hey wtf.. your balls tastes like really old cheese..
do you never clean yourslef ewwwww

Nowhereman

sucky sucky..? Haha!

"Samezies"

Do you know funny dog facts, senor?

 
 
 
wtf

Why have you tasted his balls, and old cheese?

 
 
Kurt

What is the point of sending someone an idiotic flame message consisting of initials if you’re going to go ahead and type out what the initials stand for. Seriously.
Intelligence- Fail

Oh, and while I’m at it.
Maturity, Chutzpah and Cleverness. Epic fail.

 
 
Varkarrus

Failing to not be able to walk on water

chris

drive a powerboat: fail

become bruce almighty and go for a jog on water, pretty epic win!

Jokester

Running on water win!

 
 
 
nincanta

he probably saw a naked hot chick on the shore and didnt get enough from his wife

eh

how do you know he’s married … ?

 
 
 
ff rick

And they said you can’t walk on water!!!!!!!!!!

 
Anonymous

At that speed, it’s like hitting concrete. he’ll have more broken bones than an armadillo who tried to cross the road. and then subsequently, hope he doesn’t drown. he probably actually cartwheeled across the lake right after this photo.

Laura

At what speed? How do you know what speed he’s going?

anon

most boats don’t wind up in that orientation at slow speeds

 
 
 
 
Joey

WTF it’s jesus! Check out that dude walking on water! WIN!

Hein

He’s not just walking, he’s RUNNING on water. WIN!

dr.mooseballs

As an expert on natural water flotation by humans, I can concur that this is neither a case of walking nor running on water. This man is performing an on-water gymnastics routing consisting of a triple-axel buttcruncher, which he is about to complete.

Mao

if by “suck” you mean “are completely right”

Alexor

The English language is so complicated these days.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Miranda

Is he walking on water?

Admiral Adama

Of course he isn’t, it’s just a photo taken at the exact right precise moment. Cameraman WIN!

 
 
 
Omega

OMG! He are walking on the water!!!! Jesus clone?

some dood

ZOMG! Grammar fail!

 
 
 
 
skalla

Belt Fail. Walking on water - 100 % WIN

Alex

there probly was no belt, think about it, it’s a boat, if you are strapped in and it flips over YOU DROWN!!!!!

Anonymous

If you’re dumb enough to not undo the strap and swim to the surface, you DESERVE to fail.

Erica

Heh. Alex is right. There are no seatbelts in boats. So, actually, EVERYONE HERE FAILS!!! Mwa ha ha!

Davey

Actually, I think drag boats deployable capsules that break off in the case of a of a crash.

http://futurshox.net/aeroview.php?level=image&id=5415

But who knows. Could be an older type of boat?

 
Davey

Sort of right — drag boats usually have detachable capsules that fly off in the event of an accident:

http://futurshox.net/aeroview.php?level=image&id=5415

I’m sure Jesus doesn’t need a capsule though. Jesus don’t need nothin but your love, yo.

 
Davey

Sort of right. Those boats usually have detachable capsules that fly off in the event of an accident:

Google: Après-crash Driver Capsule Retrieval

I don’t think Jesus needs a capsule though. Jesus don’t need nothin but your love, yo.

Popes on the other hand, different story.

 
Mao

I think a seatbelt in a boat might be LESS safe than no seatbelts ._.

“OH NO! WE’RE SINKING!”

“PUT YOUR SEATBELTS ON.”

 
 
Alex

true, but if you get knocked out there’s a better chance to survive without the belt, but only if you’re smart enough to wear a life jacket

DevilDog

Your eyesight gets the FAIL Award of the Year! Look at the pic again, closed cockpits. What use is a life vest if you are inconscious and in an enclodes cockpit?

 
 
 
 
 
mbcj

Is that guy walking on water?

 
 
 
yyyeeeaaahhh

It is a belt fail indeed
He is running on water. He’s so fast that the wind he generates makes the boat go airborne, and the pilot is already off screen.

 
EtherArcher

idk… the boat may be destroyed, but this is definitely a walking on water WIN

 
Douche

If you look at the angle of the crap coming off his head, you can see that he’s falling into the water with his legs spread as if running. Also he was wearing a pirate hat = fail.

Daniel Tyack

Go punch yourself in the face, he’s obviously walking on water everybody knows it.

 
aphrodite

I fail to see how a pirate hat is a fail….arrrrrgh

dropofkim

pirate hat + walking on water = win

Jillie

I’d like to think Jesus was fond of pirate hats.

gnaqyzus

I like to think of Jesus wearing a Tuxedo t-shirt, cuz I like to party and I like my Jesus to party.

 
Douche

I’d like to think Jesus was fond of interspecies erotica.

 
Keelhaul

Jesus built my hot rod.

 
 
 
Anonymous