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Jesus Water Walk Win!
….Actual comment on fail win.
Jesus Water Long-Stepping Sprint Win is what you meant, I believe.
Hell, when jesus has got to go, hes got to go….
OR
Someone realized their wife was in the boat behind them and had to GTFO…
when Jesus runs away, you’d better follow Him
mbym- my balls your mouth
hey wtf.. your balls tastes like really old cheese..
do you never clean yourslef ewwwww
sucky sucky..? Haha!
I like old cheese. Does that mean…?
Do you know funny dog facts, senor?
Why have you tasted his balls, and old cheese?
What is the point of sending someone an idiotic flame message consisting of initials if you’re going to go ahead and type out what the initials stand for. Seriously.
Intelligence- Fail
Oh, and while I’m at it.
Maturity, Chutzpah and Cleverness. Epic fail.
Failing to not be able to walk on water
drive a powerboat: fail
become bruce almighty and go for a jog on water, pretty epic win!
Running on water win!
he probably saw a naked hot chick on the shore and didnt get enough from his wife
how do you know he’s married … ?
And they said you can’t walk on water!!!!!!!!!!
Basilisk WIN!
At that speed, it’s like hitting concrete. he’ll have more broken bones than an armadillo who tried to cross the road. and then subsequently, hope he doesn’t drown. he probably actually cartwheeled across the lake right after this photo.
At what speed? How do you know what speed he’s going?
most boats don’t wind up in that orientation at slow speeds
WTF it’s jesus! Check out that dude walking on water! WIN!
He’s not just walking, he’s RUNNING on water. WIN!
As an expert on natural water flotation by humans, I can concur that this is neither a case of walking nor running on water. This man is performing an on-water gymnastics routing consisting of a triple-axel buttcruncher, which he is about to complete.
you suck
if by “suck” you mean “are completely right”
The English language is so complicated these days.
Is he walking on water?
No. Your mum.
Of course he isn’t, it’s just a photo taken at the exact right precise moment. Cameraman WIN!
OMG! He are walking on the water!!!! Jesus clone?
ZOMG! Grammar fail!
LOL, all your grammar ARE belong to us, XD
FTW!
Dont mess with zohan…
Belt Fail. Walking on water - 100 % WIN
there probly was no belt, think about it, it’s a boat, if you are strapped in and it flips over YOU DROWN!!!!!
If you’re dumb enough to not undo the strap and swim to the surface, you DESERVE to fail.
Heh. Alex is right. There are no seatbelts in boats. So, actually, EVERYONE HERE FAILS!!! Mwa ha ha!
Actually, I think drag boats deployable capsules that break off in the case of a of a crash.
http://futurshox.net/aeroview.php?level=image&id=5415
But who knows. Could be an older type of boat?
Sort of right — drag boats usually have detachable capsules that fly off in the event of an accident:
http://futurshox.net/aeroview.php?level=image&id=5415
I’m sure Jesus doesn’t need a capsule though. Jesus don’t need nothin but your love, yo.
Sort of right. Those boats usually have detachable capsules that fly off in the event of an accident:
Google: Après-crash Driver Capsule Retrieval
I don’t think Jesus needs a capsule though. Jesus don’t need nothin but your love, yo.
Popes on the other hand, different story.
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I think a seatbelt in a boat might be LESS safe than no seatbelts ._.
“OH NO! WE’RE SINKING!”
“PUT YOUR SEATBELTS ON.”
true, but if you get knocked out there’s a better chance to survive without the belt, but only if you’re smart enough to wear a life jacket
Your eyesight gets the FAIL Award of the Year! Look at the pic again, closed cockpits. What use is a life vest if you are inconscious and in an enclodes cockpit?
Is that guy walking on water?
Uno
Ocho
The Ocho…lol
Ocho cinco?
Is that Jesus?
No, it’s Dejesus
Djibouti?
Nope, Djihad.
YALALALALALA!!!11!
It is a belt fail indeed
He is running on water. He’s so fast that the wind he generates makes the boat go airborne, and the pilot is already off screen.
idk… the boat may be destroyed, but this is definitely a walking on water WIN
If you look at the angle of the crap coming off his head, you can see that he’s falling into the water with his legs spread as if running. Also he was wearing a pirate hat = fail.
Go punch yourself in the face, he’s obviously walking on water everybody knows it.
I fail to see how a pirate hat is a fail….arrrrrgh
pirate hat + walking on water = win
I’d like to think Jesus was fond of pirate hats.
I like to think of Jesus wearing a Tuxedo t-shirt, cuz I like to party and I like my Jesus to party.
I’d like to think Jesus was fond of interspecies erotica.
o mai.
Jesus built my hot rod.