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first?
..to fail, yes you are.
Jesus Water Walk Win!
….Actual comment on fail win.
Jesus Water Long-Stepping Sprint Win is what you meant, I believe.
Hell, when jesus has got to go, hes got to go….
OR
Someone realized their wife was in the boat behind them and had to GTFO…
when Jesus runs away, you’d better follow Him
Undeniable WIN.
And I thought I was the only one thinking of Jesus
mbym- my balls your mouth
hey wtf.. your balls tastes like really old cheese..
do you never clean yourslef ewwwww
sucky sucky..? Haha!
I like old cheese. Does that mean…?
Do you know funny dog facts, senor?
Why have you tasted his balls, and old cheese?
What is the point of sending someone an idiotic flame message consisting of initials if you’re going to go ahead and type out what the initials stand for. Seriously.
Intelligence- Fail
Oh, and while I’m at it.
Maturity, Chutzpah and Cleverness. Epic fail.
Failing to not be able to walk on water
drive a powerboat: fail
become bruce almighty and go for a jog on water, pretty epic win!
Running on water win!
he probably saw a naked hot chick on the shore and didnt get enough from his wife
how do you know he’s married … ?
Wiicked dangerous- Hydroplane boat racing is fun to do and watch (family used to be involved) but, people die. a lot.
And they said you can’t walk on water!!!!!!!!!!
Basilisk WIN!
At that speed, it’s like hitting concrete. he’ll have more broken bones than an armadillo who tried to cross the road. and then subsequently, hope he doesn’t drown. he probably actually cartwheeled across the lake right after this photo.
At what speed? How do you know what speed he’s going?
most boats don’t wind up in that orientation at slow speeds
They have races with those types of boats where I live. They go almost 200mph and are called “hydro-planes.”
WTF it’s jesus! Check out that dude walking on water! WIN!
He’s not just walking, he’s RUNNING on water. WIN!
As an expert on natural water flotation by humans, I can concur that this is neither a case of walking nor running on water. This man is performing an on-water gymnastics routing consisting of a triple-axel buttcruncher, which he is about to complete.
you suck
if by “suck” you mean “are completely right”
The English language is so complicated these days.
win
Is he walking on water?
No. Your mum.
Of course he isn’t, it’s just a photo taken at the exact right precise moment. Cameraman WIN!
OMG! He are walking on the water!!!! Jesus clone?
ZOMG! Grammar fail!
LOL, all your grammar ARE belong to us, XD
FTW!
Dont mess with zohan…
Belt Fail. Walking on water – 100 % WIN
there probly was no belt, think about it, it’s a boat, if you are strapped in and it flips over YOU DROWN!!!!!
If you’re dumb enough to not undo the strap and swim to the surface, you DESERVE to fail.
Heh. Alex is right. There are no seatbelts in boats. So, actually, EVERYONE HERE FAILS!!! Mwa ha ha!
Actually, I think drag boats deployable capsules that break off in the case of a of a crash.
http://futurshox.net/aeroview.php?level=image&id=5415
But who knows. Could be an older type of boat?
Sort of right — drag boats usually have detachable capsules that fly off in the event of an accident:
http://futurshox.net/aeroview.php?level=image&id=5415
I’m sure Jesus doesn’t need a capsule though. Jesus don’t need nothin but your love, yo.
Sort of right. Those boats usually have detachable capsules that fly off in the event of an accident:
Google: Après-crash Driver Capsule Retrieval
I don’t think Jesus needs a capsule though. Jesus don’t need nothin but your love, yo.
Popes on the other hand, different story.
…
I think a seatbelt in a boat might be LESS safe than no seatbelts ._.
“OH NO! WE’RE SINKING!”
“PUT YOUR SEATBELTS ON.”
true, but if you get knocked out there’s a better chance to survive without the belt, but only if you’re smart enough to wear a life jacket
Your eyesight gets the FAIL Award of the Year! Look at the pic again, closed cockpits. What use is a life vest if you are inconscious and in an enclodes cockpit?
“Inconscious”? What, is this the median between consciousness and unconsciousness? :O
Is that guy walking on water?
Uno
Ocho
The Ocho…lol
Ocho cinco?
Is that Jesus?
No, it’s Dejesus
Djibouti?
Nope, Djihad.
YALALALALALA!!!11!
It is a belt fail indeed
He is running on water. He’s so fast that the wind he generates makes the boat go airborne, and the pilot is already off screen.
idk… the boat may be destroyed, but this is definitely a walking on water WIN
If you look at the angle of the crap coming off his head, you can see that he’s falling into the water with his legs spread as if running. Also he was wearing a pirate hat = fail.
Go punch yourself in the face, he’s obviously walking on water everybody knows it.
I fail to see how a pirate hat is a fail….arrrrrgh
pirate hat + walking on water = win
I’d like to think Jesus was fond of pirate hats.
I like to think of Jesus wearing a Tuxedo t-shirt, cuz I like to party and I like my Jesus to party.
I’d like to think Jesus was fond of interspecies erotica.
o mai.
Jesus built my hot rod.
Not so sure this is a pirate hat. Could be a toupee or, if it were me, the contents of my bowels for the last 3 days!!
shiver me timbers … tis true … arrgh me hearties
Ye best keep a deadmans tongue bout pirates and Jesus…We we sail these waters in search of souls.>0<
We we????? Aye! I’ve had a bit too much o’ the grog. Sobriety fail!>0<
he is a Jesus, he walks on a water
That’s exactly what I was going to post. UNORIGINAL FAIL FOR ME!
This is a Belt Fail and an About to Tear Groin Muscles in Half Fail
Naruto trick WIN
lol
Nerd fail.
This is the “split” second before he felt things he never felt before and lost track of which way is up and which way is like being hit with a sledgehammer.
No need for quote marks around “split”. No need for your comment.
Hey!…Thanks buddy!…Foolish me, eh? I obviously came here to have my punctuation judged…Thank god you were here….Otherwise what purpose would your useless life serve???? Oh, and your mom just said you need to turn off your
Power Rangers lamp and go to sleep…Nappy nappy time…….Worthless twat.
Owned.
Is he walking on water?
WEEEEEE!!!! Does it look like this guy kicked his shoes off in a fit of joy to anyone else?
Dane Cook for FTW!
belt fail, survival win
Nobody fucks with da Jesus!
Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
That’s what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.
Ha!!!!
He is really runing on water, but jesus was walking.
Running on water from a Speedboat – WIN
Saw this before wth interview of that guy. He was soon able to walk on solid ground again, too. Took him just twelve months…
Efficient rehab fail
Actually, considering the injuries sustained, twelve months could be seen as a rapid recovery… He looks pretty fit – it probably should have taken 18-20 months for recovery. If he was larger, longer.
can he still walk on water?
Human Skittle WIN!
The best thing about traveling by failboat is the opportunites it gives you. This man would not have had a chance to walk on water if not for his trusty failboat.
Invisible ska band win. Apparently invisible ska band has only one fan, however.
hahaha…bonk
Being a ska-fan, this comment made me laugh my head off. He really reminds me of the backside of the “One step beyond…” album…
Happy to help. Apparently two fans…
the german magazine “spiegel” reported on this photo a few weeks ago. it said, that the guy survived the crash with a broken hip, pelvis, legs, ribs and lumbar vertebra. but he was lucky, there will be no permanent damage. finally he said, he would engage in another hobby now…
Yeah he needs another hobby. How about bone regrowing?
Or like…non-unreasonablypainfulinury?
Why would you want to wear a belt in a boat that can turn over that easy. I think it would be safer without a belt in the first place. Better to be ejected than tied into an upside-down boat.
actually, those boats don’t have belts for that reason. sometimes, the drivers also have small drag chutes to slow their body down in the event of a crash.
FAILboat FAILs as usual… Running on water whilst wearing a pirate hat = WIN
does anyone know where you can get pirate hats online?
Failblog.org.
“Belt Fail” picture
THANKS!!!
Nutcracker meets aquatic motorsports
Correct me if I’m worng but… if that isn’t Jesus walking on water it is surely his royal airness, Michael Jordan?
No, it’s clearly Jesus, making one hell of a run for it. I assume the Devil is chasing him in that speedboat.
or even if I’m wrong… spelling correct = WIN
wow, 47 comments and not one person has said “shopped” failboat ftw!
PHOTOSHOPPED!
Keeping you arms and legs inside at all times during the ride FAIL
First!
Math fail.
You more.
FIRST
lol thats jesus running to help the driver of the failboat!
Um…why would he run away from the fail boat if he was helping? Logic Fail!
Running on water WIN!
“Fuck this boat business! I’m outta here!”
Holy poo guys I just realized that it looks like he’s WALKING ON WATER does ne1 else see it?
Crap your right, we were all just looking at that cool orange boat… Oh Dang now that I look at it again there’s another boat and it’s flipping over OMG!
a boat flipping over?! omfg where?!
hey theres a guy walking on water!
NO WAY.
I thought the trees were failing D:
he is walking on water in a very jesus-like manner
Old Joke FAIL
…needs to go back to uni.
UNI FAIL
he did it just for you.maby if we hook up nine mounts later i could walk on your water
I think that person might be singing a few octaves higher when they get back on land.
This is my theory:
That man is clearly Jesus, he predicted this incident and ran in just in time to grab the driver and throw him onto shore, as noted by the shit in the air.
After doing so, Jesus GOT THE FUCK OUT
PRAISE JESUS!
Its Pirate Jesus
Ackshully, he was doing just fine by choosing some nice soft cushy water to splash into. Until the orange boat ran over him, and the red boat landed on top of him!
Jesus Win.
Ackshully, I’m thinking WATERWALKING: EPIC!
How come no one’s mentioned that it looks like he’s walking on water?
(Sorry, Anonymous did it better with the “holy poo” comment – ANYthing is better when prefaced by “holy poo” – but I just couldn’t resist.)
Dumb. You win it.
JESUS!
lawl.
belt FAIL. second coming of jesus WIN.
Dude, this isn’t a belt fail. Can’t you see? Its Jesus and the orange boat is chasing him. The red boat failed because Jesus kicked its ass.
Jesus super human WIN!
clearly we have found jesus another win for fail blog
run away from the boat! run awaaaay!
Jesus is participating at boat races ?
Why not? He can’t spend all his time bowling.
But I do…My child……But I do….I have a 280 average in the Wednesday nite mixed league…….No taps on Sunday.
Jesus?! Please don’t let him marry her…
Lol. This Picture is from a boat magazine
This picture is from the BIBLE!
“And thus he said: let there be fail! And alas, there was fail.”
“Drive, drive, fast as you can… You’ll not catch me, I’m the f*ing gingerbread man!”
HAHAHA!!
lol, perfect.
the only word i say: Jesus!
(watch the guy walking over the water xD)
I don’t see a pirate hat. I see a Trojan helmet.
The hat is behind him, it already fell off. The Trojan helmet is hair.
Photographer win! That really is an amazing picture.
Red/white boat is clearly walking on water. It is obviously possessed by demons. Man is running on water to get away from orange boat firing pirate hats at him. Lucifer is most likely piloting orange boat; man running is probably Jesus. Lucifer is upset because Jesus won’t drink beer with him.
My thoughts exactly.
EJECT! EJECT! EJECT!
Lolz he’s walking on the water
Nothing gets past you does it?
Jesus’ swimsuit matches his boat… you would know where to put jesus back into if he fell out (and walked on water, for example)
So did he come flying out of vertical-failboat?
Am I lost, or is this 4chan?
Actually looks like he’s running by so fast that he’s blasting the boats out of the water. It’s not Jesus, it’s The Flash!!!!
first?
Red boat = fail at doing a barrel roll
In an effort to reduce his carbon footprint, Larry decides to walk instead of drive to work.
Attempt to be funny fail.
RUN!
You couldn’t run even if yo momma’s life depended on it
Jesus walking on water
*face palm* ….What have I done?
Outrunning speedboats? That’s why I hate the Olympic Games, there’s always a new stupid sport in it. I bet that guy is chinese. Maybe naturalized as american. I can’t believe even Jesus cares about those shitty gold medals.
run jesus, run!!
First person to mention Jesus WIN!
And now for my basilisk impersonation!
-because all the Jesus jokes were taken-
Jesus, look out behind you!
JESUS WTF:O
Epic
Hey! It’s Jesus!
walk on water win
JEZUS WEEN!
Escaping crash win. Escaping death win.
recaption…fuck this boat im faster
Jesus boater = win.
runnnnn!!!! lmao
how is that guy walking on water? lmao
The dudes all, “holy shit a crash!! Im outa here!”
Jesus was bet that the boats were faster then him, he showed them the business end of a red shell star combo.
ITS jesus!
“We’ve got a runner!”
Jesus was probably just minding his business, walking by the everglades, and then all of a sudden two boats were speeding past the turn.
One of the them sees Jesus walking on water and quickly swerves to avoid him, colliding with the other boat.
See kids, this is why you shouldn’t boat race. 1 out of 3 boat races end in the accidental death of a savior.
Jesus FAIL
walking on water… WIN!!!!!!!!!
… belt fail, but walking on water win (?)
it jesus! he is undercover!
Walk on water WIN
I see what you did there Jesus!
Hit and run!
IT’S JEEZUZ
RUN!!!!
Flash Ahhhhh!!!!!!
How is that a fail?
That guy just ran pass and tipped over two boats on the water!
jesus win
F**k teh boat race, im outta here
he’s running on water lol
That is just… WIIIIIINNNNNN
Running on water win?
Crash escape WIN?
photoshop
Damn. He crashes his boat and just runs away. What a coward.
To hell with this boat! I can go faster!
walking on water win
hes walking on water, its jesus!
just look at the ******* picture!!!
that dude is just like peace with this shitty boat, im just gettin out and running to the finish
How on earth did you manage to be over a year late but still have two much older comments beneath yours???
mhmmmmmmm WIN =D!
Jesus?
The Flash escaping run away power boat…WIN
OMG That guy is a frickin’ NINJA!
IDK if it’s been said but
JESUS WIN!!!
coming from a dude who proclaims himself as
“Handsome Jim Cocksocket?” Some people here dont
know what I’m talking about but just search the other fails
he left some comments on the subject…
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…..