Hi mom! Miss you and dad! But there’s lots of nice people here at school and am getting along just fine. Made a new friend and I think we’re going out tonight.
Ever notice that when anyone anywhere insults any other nation, some dumbass attacks America? Really, a German could attack the French, and someone from Spain will respond by attacking America on the assumption that the German was an American, and it’s okay to attack every other American because of one.
(i’m american)
but English is a hard language- and if they’re out of the country, growing up on two languages is hard. only having minor spelling problems is a feat.
Wow if you think that english is a hard language, you
really must be dumb. And growing up on 2 languages
can easily be done by anyone. I have grown up learning
French and English and have learned Spanish and
Russian as well. How about you rethink your comment
and try to write it again. You might notice that, we aren’t
all retards in life
NOOB
I don’t care if you do know 4 languages, english is about the hardest language there is.
I grew up with english as my first language, and french as my second.
the only reason it seems easy is cause YOU KNOW IT! It’s the most complicated language there is.
have you ever tried LEARNING a language? i managed to learn english from scratch, up to pretty much a fluent level, in about 3 years. apart from spanish, it is THE easiest language there is.
try learning russian, polish, chinese or icelandic, before making an epic-fail comment.
Wow you are so wrong.
English is the hardest language to learn because there is so much stuff in it. It is one of the only languages that follows this form: “I like mountains.” Instead of the majority of the other languages which is: “Mountains I like.” Added to that a lot of words have more then one meaning. Then you can’t forget the contractions and how there are so many parts that make up English grammar. Seriously just because you can learn a language fast doesn’t mean it’s an “easy language”. That just means that you can absorb it all.
english is my first language, ive mastered russian cantonese, mandarin, italian and japanese, and ive traveled to all of the places that speck these languages and they all 100% agree english is the hardest
English is one of the hardest languages to learn. We Americans
seem to think it hard to grow up with two languages because we
don’t have to. Plenty of other countries learn two languages
from birth. So it’s pretty condescending to say that anyone out of
the country is accomplishing a feat when they can spell properly
with minor mistakes.
Oh my God. Ever notice how people in America (yes I am an American) tend to think that they are superior to every other person on earth. That was possibly the most obnoxious thing i have ever seen someone post. People in other countries can spell fine. And anyways, 90% of the poorly spelled posts are by Americans, so please remove your head from your butt.
i agree, most americans can’t spell worth shit. sure there are a few mature ones that can, but most of the population just suck at spelling, and reading too. OK, so a lot of canadians aren’t much better, we just aren’t on the internet as much…
How the heck is “The United States of America” an insult? We are called “Americans” because that is what we are. It’s a shorter way saying it just like USA.
Secondly, I know 2 languages other then English, so why don’t you stop being a stereotypical idiot?
No. We just have different spellings.
For example, every time I spell favourite like that, everyone from America says I’m spelling it wrong. And humour. and colour. It’s the English spelling.
Don’t assume your always right. I’ve seen some pretty dumb Americans in my time.
Plus people out of America speak different languages. I’d like to see you try and spell galactic domination right in German. And don’t go off and use google translate.
stupid American twit.
Ha, i’m canadian. We actually know how to spell. Plus I know English and French. I’d just say that English is easier because thats what I grew up learning.
they sell them as gag gifts.. there are also penis erasers, penis pacifiers, penis straws, and penis water bottles .. and i agree if it IS a dildo its not very large
Awesome, me too. I thought I was just weird but now I know I’m not alone.
We should start a society for the support of people who see levitating geometric shapes.
Na, that actually looks like the work of skitch.com. Take a screenshot, circle things, add text, whatever, then upload it to skitch.com which can then be linked to from anywhere. A red circle is an extremely common way to mark things using skitch.
I wouldn’t say this chick fails. I know some girls who are very open about their “toys” and if this is the case then this is pure win to me! Replace the didlo with the anal lube from the previous pic and it would be super win!
Fail how? A cute, happy, and smiling girl is poseing for you in her bedroom!!
Dildo, candle, strap-on…I don’t care, she has an anotimically correct penis on her dresser, means that at this point I don’t have much doubt that I am getting lucky. Good hot and sweaty times are ahead!
Besides I’d like to hear from the ladies here, how many of you don’t have some kind of dildo?
This is a completely non-fail fail IMHO, just the start of a very good night.
Yeah…..Just hang out here… They’ll be lining up to describe their sex toy collection to you…..That’s what Failblog is all about….”Sex talk” chat room Fail!!!
Sometimes a girl likes to please herself. Even if she can get a guy, or a girl, or both. Not to mention the fact that dildos can be used while having sex, in many exciting ways.
I call maturity fail on the lot of you. Americans are such boring lovers.
How about epic spelling fail. “Gerneralization”. Seriously?
Grownup is right. Having a sex toy and not being ashamed of it is full of win. Just because a bunch of guys feel threatened by a woman who takes control of her sexuality, enjoys it, and doesn’t just do what they want doesn’t mean she fails.
It also doesn’t mean she can’t get someone. Anyone who makes that assumption is also full of fail.
I call fail on the picture and most of the comments.
lol the first day i went to school in a foreign country one of the boys said to me in front of the class that this girl that was sitting on his lap that well u get the idea
That’ll make most guys a confidence fail… In the pants.
or a loneliness fail
Hi mom! Miss you and dad! But there’s lots of nice people here at school and am getting along just fine. Made a new friend and I think we’re going out tonight.
I DUNNO IF THAT CHICK IS LONELY.. PROBABLY JUST NEEDS IT ALL THE TIME SHE’S PRETTY HOT
This happen here in brazil, I know the owner of ths pic xD
most brazilians are noobs
yes,i’m from brazil too XD
noobs? wtf!! brasil rocks! fala portugues? brazilians noob lol! falo tche
No,Brazil sux.
Ever notice how most peopel who say “America is the greatest Country in teh world” Have never even left the US?
Ever notice that when anyone anywhere insults any other nation, some dumbass attacks America? Really, a German could attack the French, and someone from Spain will respond by attacking America on the assumption that the German was an American, and it’s okay to attack every other American because of one.
+1 man +1 XD
fair point. But Bush made America fail. Lets hope Obama can fix it. lol.
Ever notice how everyone outside of America can’t spell?
(i’m american)
but English is a hard language- and if they’re out of the country, growing up on two languages is hard. only having minor spelling problems is a feat.
Wow if you think that english is a hard language, you
really must be dumb. And growing up on 2 languages
can easily be done by anyone. I have grown up learning
French and English and have learned Spanish and
Russian as well. How about you rethink your comment
and try to write it again. You might notice that, we aren’t
all retards in life
NOOB
I don’t care if you do know 4 languages, english is about the hardest language there is.
I grew up with english as my first language, and french as my second.
the only reason it seems easy is cause YOU KNOW IT! It’s the most complicated language there is.
I just had to rant, thats all. XD
…..most complicated language? what’s your IQ, 10?
have you ever tried LEARNING a language? i managed to learn english from scratch, up to pretty much a fluent level, in about 3 years. apart from spanish, it is THE easiest language there is.
try learning russian, polish, chinese or icelandic, before making an epic-fail comment.
Wow you are so wrong.
English is the hardest language to learn because there is so much stuff in it. It is one of the only languages that follows this form: “I like mountains.” Instead of the majority of the other languages which is: “Mountains I like.” Added to that a lot of words have more then one meaning. Then you can’t forget the contractions and how there are so many parts that make up English grammar. Seriously just because you can learn a language fast doesn’t mean it’s an “easy language”. That just means that you can absorb it all.
english is my first language, ive mastered russian cantonese, mandarin, italian and japanese, and ive traveled to all of the places that speck these languages and they all 100% agree english is the hardest
Why r we talking about languages on a comment thread about a girl with a dildo lol
because of this comment:
This happen here in brazil, I know the owner of ths pic xD
English is easy. It doesn’t have all the masculine and feminine words and stuff. No umlauts or anything. Nadlies is right. It’s easy.
“English is easy. It doesn’t have all the masculine and feminine words and stuff. No umlauts or anything.”
I’m assuming you are talking about German. German = easy ass version of English.
English is one of the hardest languages to learn. We Americans
seem to think it hard to grow up with two languages because we
don’t have to. Plenty of other countries learn two languages
from birth. So it’s pretty condescending to say that anyone out of
the country is accomplishing a feat when they can spell properly
with minor mistakes.
English must be the hardest language. Just look at how many people born and raised in America can’t speak, write or read it! (I’m an American, btw)
Oh my God. Ever notice how people in America (yes I am an American) tend to think that they are superior to every other person on earth. That was possibly the most obnoxious thing i have ever seen someone post. People in other countries can spell fine. And anyways, 90% of the poorly spelled posts are by Americans, so please remove your head from your butt.
i agree, most americans can’t spell worth shit. sure there are a few mature ones that can, but most of the population just suck at spelling, and reading too. OK, so a lot of canadians aren’t much better, we just aren’t on the internet as much…
No, I’m afraid to say every American cannot spell.
Americans speak retarded English.
yes. lets get into a whole war because a chick has a dildo on her nightstand.
this comment is funnier than the picture. lol
well said mate xD
i have spoked english all my lif and i no how to spell realy good
FAIL!!
How the heck is “The United States of America” an insult? We are called “Americans” because that is what we are. It’s a shorter way saying it just like USA.
Secondly, I know 2 languages other then English, so why don’t you stop being a stereotypical idiot?
this conversation is just soo interesting…. here’s one for you: best language of ‘em all:
MUTE!
(i was not trying to be funny.)
No. We just have different spellings.
For example, every time I spell favourite like that, everyone from America says I’m spelling it wrong. And humour. and colour. It’s the English spelling.
Don’t assume your always right. I’ve seen some pretty dumb Americans in my time.
Plus people out of America speak different languages. I’d like to see you try and spell galactic domination right in German. And don’t go off and use google translate.
stupid American twit.
America is not a continent.
North America is though.
No thats every one in America Can’t spell
Ha, i’m canadian. We actually know how to spell. Plus I know English and French. I’d just say that English is easier because thats what I grew up learning.
claro q não
“most brazilians are noobs”
LMFAO
I know her too! That’s my sister!
Omg,sua irmã?
XD~
Manda o orkut dela pra eu poder zuar õ/
is she really that dumb
I feel really really bad for her ^^;
i’d sexually harass that.
sexy
first
fail
LOL!!
The whole failing at first thing just doesn’t get old… is very dependable for a good laugh
fail
not..tff tho.
4th
win
She is pretty short anyway ; p 1,40?
can’t decide wether she’s cute or not… hlp!
yes, she is.
she is rly hot
not
i would do her.
and as this is failblog:
FIRST!!!111
dont let go of shift nest time. well, it must be hard to type one handed while beating off with the other
No, it isn’t too difficult. You just have to get the rhythm right.
Oh yeah, nice one asshat. Seriously, are you ever gonna stop this stupidity?
She is brazilian!
But does she have one?
giggity giggity goo
I was gonna say that!
FAIL!
That brown “Thing” is almost as big as her o0
She is almost as short as the brown “Thing” <— Fixed
Wow, she should hang out with the folks in the “anal lube” picture…
Yeah, that was pretty much my first thought…
But I’d feel sorry for her if she had to hang around with them, srsly
WIN!
LOL HAR HAR HAR.
I can’t tell if she’s a white chick chronically tanned, or a black or latino chick. Either way, she loves black dongs.
Boo.
*cough* faileyesightfail *cough*
*cough* douchebag *cough cough* AHEM.
you think you are so cool, with your witty retorts, you’re nothing!
you are dirt, a little speck of dust. who are you to make such lame comebacks? WHO ARE YOU???
AHEM, AHEM, little bitch??
*cough* douchebag *cough cough*
LOL
i hope you choke
I love the last line, “AHEM, AHEM, little bitch”
The ridiculousness of this place never ceases to amuse.
But I’m not looking at anyone in particular of course, ahem, ahem.
She looks small, but that’s just because the brown device is so very big.
Of course it is some distance away, so it is probably even bigger than it looks!
the only fail is that the toy was not in use.
pervert
it is true though
win!
ohh its so evident
Bow chicka bow wow
There is an epic win in my pants.
you get turned on by dildos?
lol
lmao
By horny girls!!!!!
its ok bill, you can be turned on by dildos if you like.
we wont judge
Riiiiight x)
Let’s be honest, most of the people in this post were mostly turned on by the ipod in the foreground.
Hells yeah.
Front side or rear side?
the dildo isnt that big people who are saying its big its proberly a candle well heres hopeing as shes to hot to be useing a dildo for her needs
“it’s proberly a candle?” First of all, it’s ‘probably’…secondly, who has a frickin’ penis candle?!?
I lol’d at this funny exchange.
they sell them as gag gifts.. there are also penis erasers, penis pacifiers, penis straws, and penis water bottles .. and i agree if it IS a dildo its not very large
don’t forget penis cakes.
don’t forget penis pasta (thx Urban Outfitters!)
Don’t for get the penis “lighthouse” candy (cf. last week’s fails)
You sure do know a lot about those penis gifts there, chief…
Penis pacifiers???? LOLOLOLOL
You can get anything in America… sadly.
Even large black penis candles evidently.
“secondly, who has a frickin’ penis candle?!?”
Apparently she does.
…and what do you think girls do with penis “candles”? Same thing they do with cucumbers…
You mean, salads?
Now that’s weird!
Yeah, who’d want to eat a candle?
ive seen lots of girls who have them
They are lying to you. Those aren’t candles.
All my candles are penis candles. Is there another kind of candle?
yes there are vagina candles!! i like these better!
-sheepishly raises hand- No, I kid, I kid.
Can nobody see that it’s clearly photoshopped? defamation of character fail.
You mean the red circle around it? Yeah, that’s totally shopped.
No way, I see red circles floating in the air around things all the time in real life. It’s actually the cellphone near her knee that was shopped in.
Awesome, me too. I thought I was just weird but now I know I’m not alone.
We should start a society for the support of people who see levitating geometric shapes.
There’s a triangle hovering by my left ear as we speak. Its name is Dennis.
*SHOCKED* He told me his name was Henri! awww…….
lol
Yay for the internet lacking any sanity.
pleas can i join i see big green squars
Na, that actually looks like the work of skitch.com. Take a screenshot, circle things, add text, whatever, then upload it to skitch.com which can then be linked to from anywhere. A red circle is an extremely common way to mark things using skitch.
What is wrong with you people and your obsession with photoshop. NOT ALL PICTURES ARE PHOTOSHOPPED.
The obligatory conspiratory photoshop discussion.
Personally, I’m of the opinion that ’she’ was the one photoshopped. If you look closely, this actually is the guy from the ‘anal lube’ photo.
Actually, this was originally a picture of Chang and Ang, the original Siamese Twins. This was actually a pretty good photoshop job.
yay some 1 talking sense
ALL pictures ARE photoshopped. Admit it.
like the picture of your dick when u don’t have 1 lol
your wrong everything is photoshopped. you are photoshopped. this comment is photoshopped
I reckon your brain only exists due to photoshop.
l0000l
Made in Brazil
dkfdskdsk
hohoho
She can shove that dildo in her ninny while I gape her arse. Fail fixed.
Homer, I’m pretty sure you fail purely based on your horniness.
That was someone else using my name. I tend to go for funny rather than perverted.
Overused internet excuse fail.
This is the original Homer and I’d still nail her ass.
Notice the icon next to the name? Real Homer=no icon.
Dude, that’s not a good idea. Get an e-mail, use it, you’ll have an icon that is probably going to be unique.
Nah, that is too much work.
Notice the icon next to the name? Real Homer=no icon.
double post fail
Notice you’re an idiot? FAIL.
Fake Homer Fail!!!!!!!
13 year old boy fail.
girl’s pretty cool anyway
O.O she looks like one of my friends! lol. thats just about as bad as the anal lube fail…
No, this is nowhere near as bad. I would like to see her using that. I do NOT want to see those two using their anal lube.
That would be because you are a pervert.
Duh
i suppose thats how she gets her workout??
Using a candle? ;p
how do you work out. at the gym or in your bedroom(alone)
In a gym, with a candle (alone). Obviously.
I wouldn’t say this chick fails. I know some girls who are very open about their “toys” and if this is the case then this is pure win to me! Replace the didlo with the anal lube from the previous pic and it would be super win!
na, keep the dildo just add in the anal lube next to it…..:)
Well, now we know the answer to all the ‘PENIS GOES WHERE?!’ pictures.
It goes on the nightstand.
Well, now we know the answer to all the ‘PENIS GOES WHERE?!’ pictures.
It goes on the nightstand.
Somehow, that’s a disappointing and not nearly as interesting answer to that question.
Hahahahah
This one is from Brazil…
Fail how? A cute, happy, and smiling girl is poseing for you in her bedroom!!
Dildo, candle, strap-on…I don’t care, she has an anotimically correct penis on her dresser, means that at this point I don’t have much doubt that I am getting lucky. Good hot and sweaty times are ahead!
Besides I’d like to hear from the ladies here, how many of you don’t have some kind of dildo?
This is a completely non-fail fail IMHO, just the start of a very good night.
“Fail how? A cute, happy, and smiling girl is poseing for you in her bedroom!!”
It’s a fail when you’re a straight girl. So 99% non-fail. XD
Yeah…..Just hang out here… They’ll be lining up to describe their sex toy collection to you…..That’s what Failblog is all about….”Sex talk” chat room Fail!!!
“Besides I’d like to hear from the ladies here”
lonely dj wannabe fail.
Posing, understanding of simple English rules and structure fail.
oh honey – we ALL have them!
I left mine with my ex, he paid for them so i figure he can enjoy them by his self
wow. “bow chicka bow wow” reprise. dude, seriously. who even attempts to meet girls on the internet?
Morons and perverts.
Damn sexy
I’d make sure that she is not underage.
because that picture could be seen as sexually suggestive and she doesn’t look like she’s old enough to be on camera.
I would get a copy of her D.L or take it down.
They’ve prosecuted a lot more on a lot less.
Non-nude, they’ve got nothing. Try to bring this one up in court, I’d LOVE to see the judge’s reaction.
I believe it does comply with the US 2257 rules…
I think it does too.
just thought to bring it up.Thanks a lot for mentioning the 22five7.
any child looking thing doing any sexual looking thing -ever-.
model doesn’t have to be nude.
model doesn’t have to actually having sex.
model doesn’t even have to be underage.
You have fail of FUD.
Girl’s capacity = WIN!
uahhahaha
this one is even better that the “anal lube” fail!
Man, she has an ugly-ass face
Turn off the lite and she will be purty
Oh..
I thought for a sec when i saw this
that it was a spray-tan bottle
idk why that would tie in with the ‘FAIL’, but maybe it was mistaken for a dildo/candle?
hm
maybe it is a dildo
im not sure.
nice dildo, whore
Dude, that chick is HOT, what the heck does she need a dildo for I wonder? http://www.FireMe.To/udi
Just ’cause the girl can get any guys she wants doesn’t mean that any of those guys are any good in bed. A girl’s gotta have a backup plan, you know.
Because of guys like you
dude im not gonna lie she looks underage like 15-16
16 isn’t underage in the UK. Still, I think you’re wrong.
Make sure you hide them.. I don’t really care where, but just do.
Well I guess she has a backup in case somebody else fails in their job.
Sometimes a girl likes to please herself. Even if she can get a guy, or a girl, or both. Not to mention the fact that dildos can be used while having sex, in many exciting ways.
I call maturity fail on the lot of you. Americans are such boring lovers.
Exactly. As if none of the males commenting so far have ever “spanked the monkey”.
“I call maturity fail on the lot of you. Americans are such boring lovers.”
Epic maturity/gerneralization fail!!!
“Epic maturity/gerneralization fail!!!”
How about epic spelling fail. “Gerneralization”. Seriously?
Grownup is right. Having a sex toy and not being ashamed of it is full of win. Just because a bunch of guys feel threatened by a woman who takes control of her sexuality, enjoys it, and doesn’t just do what they want doesn’t mean she fails.
It also doesn’t mean she can’t get someone. Anyone who makes that assumption is also full of fail.
I call fail on the picture and most of the comments.
Fail.
societal fail
Ugly bedroom fail.
Heh, discretion FAIL but her SO is a WIN.
Don’t really see what’s the big deal here. Even my mom has one. :-/
Ever thought that she got it in order to not repeat the same mistake and give birth to another FAIL?
nice dildo
She looks like a nice dildo totin’ version of Katie Holmes… back before Katie got all nuts.
The smile tells it all, something hit the right spot. Looks like she had an “Oh my God” moment.
ye heah,last again,nice body
I don’t know, I think this is more like WIN. Sex toys are awesome.
well done go have some fun if u want big one call me on
Won’t be a “fail” later that evening…
don’t be jealous, boys.
man that broad is smooooookin’ hot!
O BRASIL ME ENVERGONHA!
you all just failed for posting here
бугагаааа
OMG She looks like someone I know! (From Portugal)
omg she looks identical to someone i know from england!
WTF, she looks like she’s 12!
U wish, pedo..
Huh. why should it be a fail? Girl’s hot, she has vibrator on her drawer, it makes her even more hot =]
retard its not a vibrator its a dildo FAIL!
SHIT…I DON’T CARE
I WOULD STILL HIT THAT
DICK SIZE FAIL! OMG ITS THE MALE VERSION OF J LENO
FEMALE*
Gender Fail
Very interesting post lol.
COME ON BRAZIL! AUHSUASHUAHSUHSUAHSUAH I had seen that at the Orkut xD
she’s sexy.
HAHAHAHA
xD this is an epic fail……….kinda
Um…I think I know this person….
Wan, What are You Doing Way Over Here!
old…
lol the first day i went to school in a foreign country one of the boys said to me in front of the class that this girl that was sitting on his lap that well u get the idea