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FIRST
What? First what?
First in an ugly baby content?
what a silly question!
first comment of course.
*shrugs* Everybody fails on his own way…
failblog and thats the second comment.
Cluas if u are first to comment then u don’t need to type FIRST because people can see that you are the first to comment![ this goes to the people who also type second and third and so on.]
Cluas is a typical troll. Instead of commenting the actual fail he waits for new postings the whole day to yell to all he’s the FIRST! Maybe he does some fapping after that…poor guy and FAIL of life.
hey, to be fair, i usually do some fapping about every ten minutes when i’m on the internet.
Hear hear!
yay, but for some much better reason i suppose ^^
third
SECOND!
THIRD… so what?
Fourth
Them’s some mighty fine metal fish you got in that there pond.
LAwl..
lmao.
LOL, comment > picture.
lmao omnomnomnomnomnom! >=O
Parsing fail.
Pwnt.
Okay, the first car I can understand — the driver has no way of knowing how deep the puddle is.
But the other two? I expect to read about them on the Darwin Awards someday.
There are three cars in there?
*Goes to check*
Damn, you’re right! How the hell?
Aware of surroundings fail
How can you be entirely sure that there are only three? How do you know the hole isn’t REALLY REALLY deep, in which case there might be 6 or 7 sunken cars in there…
I thinks there must have been like an underground cavern or something that collapsed with all the water. Or it could be a totally awesome senior prank.
Damn, those rabbit holes are getting worse and worse.
Hate those wascally wabbits
WARNING: female drivers lurking!
Actually insurance companies will tell you that women are better and safer drivers then men. Men are more likely to speed, talk on the cellphone while driving, and flip off cops.
And they say we can’t multi-task. Pft.
I’m typing this while driving right n
lmao ! good one!
Nope… insurance companies will tell you that females have a higher crash rate while driving but cost less to insure because they drive on average much less than men.
Example:
Men: crash every 2,000 hours of driving + Drive 2 hours a day = crash every 1,000 days
Women: crash every 1,500 hours of driving + drive 1 hour a day = crash every 1,500 days = less to insure because on a timeline their crashes are less frequent not because they are better drivers.
Well sugar, I know that every time I have been in an accident, I look up from my compact mirror, and there is always an angry man staring me down from in front of my car. That is just one woman and like what, 9 men? That tells me that men have a higher accident rate since I have never been hit by a woman.
Well, in all these accidents, you’ve got to add 1 more to the number-of-times-women-got-into-an-accident tally. And that’s you, if you haven’t gotten it.
The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.
That goes for car crashes, too, btw. Dysfunction FAIL.
I think you kinda missed the point…
Plus, there is more than one common denominator in your accidents… and that’s you. Ever think those “angry man staring” at you might have a reason to be angry?
Just going off the comment that in 9 accidents every single time you are looking up from a compact mirror…
sense of humor FAIL
In addition, most crashes women are involved in tend to be small fender benders — mostly cosmetic damage, maybe a replaced panel or two.
However, the crashes men are involved in tend to be much bigger — the car is often totalled.
Which goes to show women are bad drivers, while men are just stupid.
Hell yeah. I mean, if you are gonna do something, why half-ass it? Hell one accident raises your insurance as much as another. If my rates are going up, I do not want it be because of come whipmy-assed scrape on a Toyota, I want to cause some fucking damage!
Heck yeah dude! I took out a light pole going 45mph in my ‘89 Firebird!
I was 11 in 1989.
o.o
I was born in 1989.
I was born in 1992 but that’s irrelevant.
Ah quality over quantity- Win
Factual WIN.
Men are also more like to be recieving oral sex while driving … and that is much more dangerous than talking on a phone. But… both are done hands free….
White car = car quality fail/ car owner spending power fail
BUT hole avoiding SUCCESS!
if u post a comment that says First! then U FAIL
It’s the ICHC retards day out visiting other websites obviously.
Actually, they seem to shun that over there, too…
FIRST to understand what you want to tell us
But… Your comment says first.
Wait… damn.
Its chuck norris!! he never failz =P
by being such a pointless person
In Soviet Russia car parks you!
+1
Lovely Russia!
possibly an auto junkyard?
One would think so, but in all reality. There is no spoon. There is also no try.
To quote a great caption, “Captain, I’m detecting large quantities of win in this sector.”
Wow.
The three movie combo.
Very advanced.
You must be a black belt.
it’s in russia or the CIS… in spring everything becomes very wet and it’s likely there was just sinkhole there
maybe just… the floor collapsed? or became oversaturated with water?
Floor? Geology fail.
Floor? Geology fail.
HA HA HA good one
Might be a sink hole
My thoughts too.
Sink hole WIN