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Jennifer

HAHAHAHA!!!!

OWNED!!!!

I love it! I live in Louisiana, and the State Troopers are assholes!

superseriousdude

my uncle is a powerful lawyer so the small town police don’t bother us but the state troopers are not quite aware of his legacy so they don’t hesitate to give Him a speeding ticket.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
you

fail, there is no negative 0.

 
d0nju4n

There is if you use a one’s complement encoding scheme

Muckrak3r

So true. Analog signals make me love again.

 
 
 
Mister Spitzer

Divide by zero?

noone

any number (except infinity and/or other zero) divided by zero equals infinity (high maths)

Anonymous

When talking about real numbers, excepting zero, division by zero has no meaning.

Infinity isn’t a real number, so division by zero can’t equal infinity. I assume you mean that when a real number(excepting zero) is divided by a number that approaches zero, the result approaches infinity.

Batman

You can’t divide by zero but Chuck Norris can.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ray C.

The point of a fire lane is to have a zone free of vehicles and other obstructions so the fire trucks can reach the building. Booting a vehicle in a fire zone defeats the purpose of the fire zone. FAIL!

oorgle

Opportunity for spontaneous combustion.

 
Anonymous

Exactly, and having stuff like that on the wheels probably makes bouncing the vehicle out of the way substantially harder too.

If the police need to use that vehicle in an emergency, you ARE going down for obstruction if you don’t take the clamps off sharpish.

The stupidity required to think that clamping a police vehicle is in any way a good idea makes the mind boggle!

chez

of course the person who did it is no longer in the area ;)

Homer

Perhaps it was a joke by a fellow officer?

Mica

Can i suggest that this could only ever happen in Louisiana?

 
Evo7

I disagree. Rampant stupidity and incompetence is everywhere.

 
 
Xos

Nope, could happen in New Jersey as well.

 
 
Greg

Yes, in fact this was an April Fool’s joke played on a fellow Statie.

 
 
 
 
Dan C.

You know its illegal for the parking enforcement to boot law enforcement vehicles I’m sure that the guy who booted this guys patrol car got fired, and big time.

Anonymouse

Actually, no, it isn’t illegal in Louisiana for these boots to be on this vehicle. Check your sources again.

Having said this, this most certainly was a prank. You don’t EVER see four boots on a vehicle. Two will suffice. One won’t because there’s always a spare tire. :)

qq

how do you know there’s 4? it looks like only 2.

 
 
 
 
lowly grunt

Law enforcement win.
Parking fail.

 
Kryzystof O.

fotoshjoppe fale

bnonymous

Really? What makes you say that? I think it just looks like a really bad quality picture.

 
No One Special

Get over yourselves and your danm photo shop buisness, just enjoy the humor and STFU

 
 
Phil

absolutely photoshopt.

There are so many ironic, genuine pictures out there that it is disappointing when someone resorts to photoshop. It cheapens the whole institution that is Failblog!

 
titaniumspork19

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA….
*pauses for breath*
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!
*wipes away tears of laughter* I’m sorry. It’s just that the last sentence of your post was the funniest thing I’ve heard in days. Please, continue failing. I’m all ears.

 
 
fznord

If you look very closely, the trees in the background are also photoshopped. Also, the black text that says “FAIL” has obviously been added in.

Anonymous

sorry, but wouldn’t the “FAIL” *have* to be added in? I don’t know about you, but I generally don’t see many people or places that have floating text right by them.

maxman

i see those all the time, you just have to know where to look

 
 
 
 
squirreludecker

obviously not photoshopped. as in ive seen this kinda stuff happen in real life

 
gman

ok this is not photoshoped i saw it taken it was real

 
 
Philip

Way to not stereotype.

bnonymous

I take it you’ve never been to Loozyanna before.

 
 
 
EArch

but seriously, who boots a police car???

Bob

You might boot a police car from Louisiana if you are doing parking enforcement in Virginia. Or Texas. Or Oregon. Or …

Anonymous

Yes, I wonder…any chance this was taken in D.C. during Law Enforcement Week?

 
 
 
EgoTrip

FIRST!

Oh wait… I’m 20th…

FAIL!

 
The Dude

This picture seems to have been taken in a city, so assuming the city has its own police deparment, state police has no jurisdiction…well that’s the only logic I could think of.

D

Legal knowledge fail! The State Police have jurisdiction anywhere in the state. They’re not primary responders in many areas, but they have full enforcement power should they choose to exercise it.

Based on several reason already pointed out, this was clearly done as either a demonstration or joke.

Keelhaul

They probably did that after they stopped me on I-10 heading from Tex. to Fla. and confiscated my “Jamaican cooking herbs”!!!!!Bastards!!!!

 
 
 
A Former Louisiana Resident...

That’s parked in from of the State Capital building in Baton Rouge, LA, it looks like.

Sad.

gman

k that was soo not at the capitol you cant ark that close to the capitol in BR

 
 
Vaux

I’ve seen booted vehicles before, but I’ve never seen one with more than one boot. What’s up with that? Cop co-worker prank?