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OMG FIRST. psh whatever. it’s funny.
We’re trying to run a civilization here.
FAIL!
BANG Bullseye! rofl
Sorry-ass First Posters
Firstlings love this stuff…….Oh shit I’m first…..Dammit!!!!
Disregard.
We can’t really ignore it. You FAIL at FAILING.
Meh.
Win!
double negative! fail at failing = succeed
My girlfriend swears by it.
So does your mom.
HA! Yomama win.
comeback fail
relationship fail
Great for the soup line at the whorehouse.
beef curtains bouillon.
well, a cock is a cock is a cock.
All other cocks are not cocks. LOL
Not funny.
Agreed.
seconded
Favorate soup among the Homosexual community!
Fail at spelling and fail at acknowledging half of the homosexual community who would not care for it.
We TheMan would like to add to our above statement it should have read “Favorite soup among the Male Homosexual Community” We would like to apologies to any female homosexuals we may have offended it was clearly a mistype on our part.
I think you mean the soup mix flavored cock.
win
Cock Soup mix is from Jamaica, the most homophobic country in the world. Also the world capitol of male prostitution.
yup. and i should know.
well, a cock is a cock is a cock.
All the other cocks are not cocks.
Double post.
Still not funny!
Agreed.
YAHTZEE!
yayyyyy!
OMG nice Franglish
In french, Cock or Coq is chicken male.
Uh, a cock is male chicken in english as well. Duh.
It’s just fallen out of use being that most people now use the word to refer to penis.
How has it fallen out of use? Riddle me that one!
Can’t say how. Happened many moons ago.
Erectile Dysfunction.
Sir, I take my hat off to you!
Bow chicka bow wow
yup, in fact it was “forbidden” during during the Victorian era by the queen and since then it just never really picked up again. Why during that era? Well if you ever look at a movie depicting that period properly, you will see that when dancing, men and women just wave their hands around never touching each other or getting too close…. it was an ultra sex-unfriendly time, its also the period of them when women started bathing with their clothes on on order from the clergy and sex was now only for babies and with clothes on…. sad sad period of human history if you ask me; probably still setting us back today!
Sorry to tell you, but Cock doesn’t mean anything in french.
Coq does.
This doesn’t seem like that big a fail to me, cock does actually mean chicken as well after all.
Marketing package fail it looks like. Think of it as labling on a package of hotdogs.. “NOW WITH 99% more misc meat BYPRODUCTS!” … Yeah… great… I won’t be eating that.
…Lose the “as well” and you’d be right….
Sense of humor fail
I’m going to say someone who does not speak English so well made it?
Perhaps someone who doesn’t speak American English so well. ‘Cock’ is not a slang word in all English dialects… (Imagine the flack the cocknies would get…)
Fail. Cock is slang in UK English too. Cockneys don’t get any flack for this though…
Cock is slang in East End London dialect too.
American Fail.
Actualy this was made way back before cock was a popular dirty slang.
Actually no, this is a current product made here in Jamaica. Best chicken noodle soup around in my opinion.
Secret win: prepare this for your friends but don’t show them the label ’til after they’ve eaten.
That was so funny, i literally ROFL’d.
Made from the secret Dahmer family recipe!
Needs Hot Cock Sauce
http://www.spicesetc.com/images/uploads/2578_large.jpg
Shake well.
That is rooster sauce dumbass
No, you’re a dumb-ass for not knowing that “cock” is a synonym for “rooster”.
Shit.. I was literally JUST about to upload that!
=[
Needs Hot Cock Sauce
One should read other post BEFORE posting themselves
I would have loved to see the guy who was in charge of getting the flavor JUST right. “No, no a little more salt. Can you throw some more hair in that? Gonna need just a dash of smegma.”
A cock is a cock is a cock.
All other cocks are only cocks.
Third post of the same not funny comment.
Usually no one responsed to a comment for one of a couple different.
1. It’s not funny.
2. It’s stupid.
3. It needs no response.
No responses never means that you should post the same comment again.
Intelligence – Fail.
Naw, he’s an idiot. He probably even thinks that it makes sense…
Agreed.
DNFTT
get the point “fail”
This is amazing xD
I hope I can get something like this to my school.
Like the taste of cock much?
Nah its just the heifers have been doing all the pedo lately. The students are wanting more cock to compensate.
Does the back say “High in protein” ?
dude my friends back in math class were talkin about cock sause
Fascinating!
x) whaha
semen topping included?
milfalert
gone through a time warp?
if this packaging was made a few decades ago, it would have been perfectly socially accepted.
nonetheless…
SEMEN!!!!
Ha!!!! I thought so … I have pack of that in my cupboard. Being all grown up, I can tell you that it is much tastier chicken noodle soup than the usual. I also have the Canadian packaging – English and French.
COCK Soup Mix / Melange a soupe de COQ
AND the package says GRACE Quality Since 1922, so I suppose it was PC when first marketed.
It’s still correct in most English-speaking countries – just… not in America. *shrug*
still fail… Cock is slang in the UK too
Kewl
It’s clearly a typo. The package should read:
Soup flavored cock mix.
Not that you could pay me to eat such a *ahem* concocktion.
Now I’m all cock-eyed.
OK. I got it all outta my system.
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.
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cock
Mmmm! Where can I get more?
Apparently in the UK, they sell a product called, “Spotted Dick.” I’m sure it’s normal there, but we broke into giggles when we saw it on the shelf at Meijer.
It’s actually quite delicious.
Mmm…actually, I’m from the UK, and spotted dick is delicious. The food, not the possibly diseased male body part.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_dick
No, you’re a dumb-ass for not knowing that “cock” is a synonym for “rooster”.I’ve never tried it, even though I’m in the UK as well.
Looks like I need to live a little.
I believe the first sentence of your comment carried over from the last…
…Oh, yeah, I hadn’t noticed that. It’s not a good idea to type at stupid times in the morning with too much blood in your caffeine system.
Nice.
There’s a fish that lives off the coast of the Eastern US, where I live, called the “slippery dick.” I saw one in an aquarium and couldn’t stop laughing.
Perhaps a natural source of lube?
Grace loves the cock hahaha. Amazing photo.
I didn’t realize people actually like the taste of rooster.
thats funny because that comes from the most homophobic place in the world, Jamaica.
Jamaica would be 2nd. In Iran, We Don’t Have Homosexuals Like In Your Country
In Soviet Russia, phobes homo you! lol…….it made sense, right?
No, It didn’t. You fail.
I recently saw it in the grocery store here in Florida. It was in a section with a lot of other Caribbean foods.
Note to people who don’t know that “cock” is another term for rooster…please do NOT explain to me what you think “cockfighing” is.
That just left me speechless…
Self fail for not realizing that I wouldn’t be speaking anyway…
It’s too bad they get pissed at you for saying “Bow chicka bow wow” twice in the same commenting section……they need a button you can press to put an automatic “Bow chicka bow wow”……but that’s just me. Oh yeah, some joke about cock=penis.
rofl! best in a long time!
Hehe^^ this is such a great blog..!
And, when you finish enjoying your soup, you can top it off with some lighthouses.
“Mom, the soup tastes funny…it has a little wang to it”
Best comment so far.
agreed
Double agreed. :]
The TRUE San Francisco treat!
I actually bought a package of this years ago in Nassau, The Bahamas in a local grocery store. Thought it was funny then, too.
Did you have some?
Soup? No.
This should be at Engrish.com
Paris Hilton’d buy it.
imma pass, i want beef soup instead
This is kind of like watching “Are You Being Served” on PBS and laughing along with laugh track whenever Mrs. Slocombe talks about her “pussy.”
Oh, no watching ’70’s British comedy on PBS… Coolness fail!
oral sex prequisite win
Things that this package should say:
“Made with real cock”
“Now with 25% more cock!”
“Your daily recommended serving of cock”
“Our cock is so good, you’ll even want to drink the broth!”
“Made by the people who brought you the McDonalds Anus Burger!” (Double the Fail, Double the Fun)
Or…
“NEW! Bigger taste!”
“Longer lasting flavor!”
“Can’t be beat!”
“Fills you up!”
“Loads of goodness!”
Looooooooooooooads!
How about Dirty Dick’s Ale? http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/152/725
Sold in France, I’ll bet!
Vive la stereotype!
Yeah it must be french, because rooster is “coque” in french…
BTW: French failed… it’s Vive le stéréotype.
LOL…i saw this in the ASDA grocery store here in London
YUMMY!
I’M THE FIRST TO POST LAST! W00T!!!
HAHA
It’s only a fail if you’ve a dirty mind, sickos.
OMg dumb…..cock is the male chicken in english -.-
Does it come with free teabags?.