We TheMan would like to add to our above statement it should have read “Favorite soup among the Male Homosexual Community” We would like to apologies to any female homosexuals we may have offended it was clearly a mistype on our part.
I would have loved to see the guy who was in charge of getting the flavor JUST right. “No, no a little more salt. Can you throw some more hair in that? Gonna need just a dash of smegma.”
Third post of the same not funny comment.
Usually no one responsed to a comment for one of a couple different.
1. It’s not funny.
2. It’s stupid.
3. It needs no response.
No responses never means that you should post the same comment again.
Intelligence – Fail.
Marketing package fail it looks like. Think of it as labling on a package of hotdogs.. “NOW WITH 99% more misc meat BYPRODUCTS!” … Yeah… great… I won’t be eating that.
Apparently in the UK, they sell a product called, “Spotted Dick.” I’m sure it’s normal there, but we broke into giggles when we saw it on the shelf at Meijer.
There’s a fish that lives off the coast of the Eastern US, where I live, called the “slippery dick.” I saw one in an aquarium and couldn’t stop laughing.
Perhaps a natural source of lube?
yup, in fact it was “forbidden” during during the Victorian era by the queen and since then it just never really picked up again. Why during that era? Well if you ever look at a movie depicting that period properly, you will see that when dancing, men and women just wave their hands around never touching each other or getting too close…. it was an ultra sex-unfriendly time, its also the period of them when women started bathing with their clothes on on order from the clergy and sex was now only for babies and with clothes on…. sad sad period of human history if you ask me; probably still setting us back today!
OMG FIRST. psh whatever. it’s funny.
We’re trying to run a civilization here.
FAIL!
BANG Bullseye! rofl
Sorry-ass First Posters
Firstlings love this stuff…….Oh shit I’m first…..Dammit!!!!
Disregard.
We can’t really ignore it. You FAIL at FAILING.
Meh.
Win!
double negative! fail at failing = succeed
My girlfriend swears by it.
So does your mom.
HA! Yomama win.
comeback fail
relationship fail
Great for the soup line at the whorehouse.
beef curtains bouillon.
Favorate soup among the Homosexual community!
Fail at spelling and fail at acknowledging half of the homosexual community who would not care for it.
We TheMan would like to add to our above statement it should have read “Favorite soup among the Male Homosexual Community” We would like to apologies to any female homosexuals we may have offended it was clearly a mistype on our part.
win
yup. and i should know.
YAHTZEE!
yayyyyy!
I’m going to say someone who does not speak English so well made it?
Actually no, this is a current product made here in Jamaica. Best chicken noodle soup around in my opinion.
Secret win: prepare this for your friends but don’t show them the label ’til after they’ve eaten.
That was so funny, i literally ROFL’d.
Made from the secret Dahmer family recipe!
Shit.. I was literally JUST about to upload that!
=[
I would have loved to see the guy who was in charge of getting the flavor JUST right. “No, no a little more salt. Can you throw some more hair in that? Gonna need just a dash of smegma.”
Third post of the same not funny comment.
Usually no one responsed to a comment for one of a couple different.
1. It’s not funny.
2. It’s stupid.
3. It needs no response.
No responses never means that you should post the same comment again.
Intelligence – Fail.
Naw, he’s an idiot. He probably even thinks that it makes sense…
Agreed.
DNFTT
This is amazing xD
I hope I can get something like this to my school.
Marketing package fail it looks like. Think of it as labling on a package of hotdogs.. “NOW WITH 99% more misc meat BYPRODUCTS!” … Yeah… great… I won’t be eating that.
Does the back say “High in protein” ?
Fascinating!
x) whaha
semen topping included?
milfalert
Shake well.
gone through a time warp?
if this packaging was made a few decades ago, it would have been perfectly socially accepted.
nonetheless…
SEMEN!!!!
AND the package says GRACE Quality Since 1922, so I suppose it was PC when first marketed.
It’s still correct in most English-speaking countries – just… not in America. *shrug*
Kewl
Mmmm! Where can I get more?
Apparently in the UK, they sell a product called, “Spotted Dick.” I’m sure it’s normal there, but we broke into giggles when we saw it on the shelf at Meijer.
It’s actually quite delicious.
Mmm…actually, I’m from the UK, and spotted dick is delicious. The food, not the possibly diseased male body part.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_dick
I believe the first sentence of your comment carried over from the last…
…Oh, yeah, I hadn’t noticed that. It’s not a good idea to type at stupid times in the morning with too much blood in your caffeine system.
Nice.
There’s a fish that lives off the coast of the Eastern US, where I live, called the “slippery dick.” I saw one in an aquarium and couldn’t stop laughing.
Perhaps a natural source of lube?
That is rooster sauce dumbass
thats funny because that comes from the most homophobic place in the world, Jamaica.
Jamaica would be 2nd. In Iran, We Don’t Have Homosexuals Like In Your Country
In Soviet Russia, phobes homo you! lol…….it made sense, right?
No, It didn’t. You fail.
That just left me speechless…
Self fail for not realizing that I wouldn’t be speaking anyway…
How has it fallen out of use? Riddle me that one!
Can’t say how. Happened many moons ago.
Erectile Dysfunction.
Sir, I take my hat off to you!
Bow chicka bow wow
yup, in fact it was “forbidden” during during the Victorian era by the queen and since then it just never really picked up again. Why during that era? Well if you ever look at a movie depicting that period properly, you will see that when dancing, men and women just wave their hands around never touching each other or getting too close…. it was an ultra sex-unfriendly time, its also the period of them when women started bathing with their clothes on on order from the clergy and sex was now only for babies and with clothes on…. sad sad period of human history if you ask me; probably still setting us back today!
rofl! best in a long time!
Hehe^^ this is such a great blog..!
And, when you finish enjoying your soup, you can top it off with some lighthouses.
Not funny.
Agreed.
seconded
Double post.
Still not funny!
Agreed.
“Mom, the soup tastes funny…it has a little wang to it”
Best comment so far.
agreed
Double agreed. :]
One should read other post BEFORE posting themselves
…Lose the “as well” and you’d be right….
The TRUE San Francisco treat!
I actually bought a package of this years ago in Nassau, The Bahamas in a local grocery store. Thought it was funny then, too.
Did you have some?
Soup? No.
This should be at Engrish.com
Paris Hilton’d buy it.
imma pass, i want beef soup instead
This is kind of like watching “Are You Being Served” on PBS and laughing along with laugh track whenever Mrs. Slocombe talks about her “pussy.”
Oh, no watching ’70’s British comedy on PBS… Coolness fail!
oral sex prequisite win
Or…
“NEW! Bigger taste!”
“Longer lasting flavor!”
“Can’t be beat!”
“Fills you up!”
“Loads of goodness!”
Looooooooooooooads!
How about Dirty Dick’s Ale? http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/152/725
Sold in France, I’ll bet!
Vive la stereotype!
Yeah it must be french, because rooster is “coque” in french…
BTW: French failed… it’s Vive le stéréotype.
LOL…i saw this in the ASDA grocery store here in London
YUMMY!
I’M THE FIRST TO POST LAST! W00T!!!
HAHA
Sense of humor fail
It’s only a fail if you’ve a dirty mind, sickos.
Does it come with free teabags?.
dang it sucks to learn that things you do have already been done… i guess i fail