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Kid Choronsom

That’s true…Sweden builds effective gadgets for killing people…neutral bastards hahaha. To bad their army is crap =) Well let me take that back….a crap army is a good army….army sucks in pretty much all ways.

Evelyn

I believe you are thinking of Switzerland. Switzerland is historically neutral, not Sweden.

 
 
 
 
Anonymous

OMGWTFBBQ!!!! Sadly we can’t see if it went off after that…

Anonymous

This video is cut short. The missile doesn’t go off. Luckily for them it’s as crappy as the launcher.

PokedrawerZ

Are you insulting us Canadians? >=|

Anonymous

Its bad, cause us French Candians are pretty good soldiers. Too bad
our technology sucks.

walnut

Most Canadian army equipment is several years past the sell-by date.
I feel sorry for our underequipped soldiers.

 
 
 
 
 
Arik

Nope. Missiles and all kinds of explosive munition have something called “detonation protection”, an inertial device that prevents the missile from going off if it hadn’t flown for some time in the air.

Then again…

– Arik

 
Alex

If it had blown up it would have been just another day at the European space program

Adam

Yes, because Canada is SO close to Europe.

French-Canadians are to France as Americans are to England. Unless you are implying that the US is still a part of Britain?

 
 
 
 
Fred Manfredsenjensen

I’ll see your single missile failure and raise you one entire weapons system.

chez

wow… can’t track low flying targets, can’t track high flying targets, can’t follow fast targets with the turret, can’t hit a stationary drone, missle system can be fooled by the enemy throwing an empty pop can out the back, can’t tell an enemy chopper from a clump of trees, and can barely move. I WANT THAT TANK!!!

Koesper

Are you certain you want that one?
this one is even better:
http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/10/robot-cannon-ki.html

you don’t even have to actually aim at targets… this one just does it automatically and starts shooting your own soldiers when your not looking…

well.. at least it saves you the hassle of retirementfunds…

 
 
ack

50 produced only to wind up as test field targets. sounds like a good use of money to me.

 
ozyran

Yup, good ol’ 1970’s weapons technology, based on 1960’s weapons tech, delivered in 1983.

Modern technology fail *fail*.

 
 
Dr Proctor

lol… the French.

Bitogno

They are not French they are Canadian. There a few videos about missile failures on the net including British, US and Afghan.

Kid Choronsom

Sure but it’s more funny when someone who speaks an extremely pretentious language fails (like frensh or italian).

The Dude

How are French and Italian pretentious languages dumbass?

 
Kid Choronsom

Wolf and poodle, a real woman and a transvestite, chocholate and a piece of shit covered in cheap perfume. Well, you have the same difference between pretty much any non latin language (especially germanian and slavic) compared to frensh and italian.

Dave

Kid Choronsom,
your life is useless.
Best Regards.

Mao

Agreed. Also, there’s no “s” in French.

Bubba

Agreed. And he sounds like he knows a little too much about transvestites.

Bill

Doesn’t every boy dream of a hot french transvestite?

Keelhaul

Eeet puutz ze lotion on eets skeen or or eet getz ze house again. Sacre bleu!!!

 
 
 
 
 
Anonymous

Ignoring the fact that both the French were a powerful nation in their
time and the italians ruled most of the known world in the past, it’s
your kind of talk that makes america look bad. I know french people.
They’re not really pretentious. They just make fun of our
arrogance. And you’re the kind of punk they make fun of. Oh
btw moron. The italians ran the north in 40’s-60’s. Remember that
too.

Dark

Really? Italy is awesome. I’d love to go there, their cafes are incredible from what I’ve heard.

 
 
Kid Choronsom

If you are taking anything I say seriously you are retarded.

By the way I have said nothing bad about the frensh nor the italian…just their languages that sounds stupid. Thats just a statment of personal taste…like “I think strawbery ice cream tastes bad”.
If I make America look bad…then I’m very happy…America IS bad, and American english can be just as stupid as french….maybe not THAT stupid, but almost. France is such a better country than America…America sucks (except the people who didn’t vote for bush, and all the nature and animals).

axelander

The animals may have voted for the eco-consious conservitives you dumbass.

 
 
Dark

Italian doesn’t sound stupid… Well, maybe it does to someone who’s used to American accents.

 
 
 
Anonymous

better than you=pretentious. Therefore French=pretentious to all Americans.

IchBinStolz

Yeah, cause the french are better than Americans. Like in every war, when they come marching in with their brand new solid white war flag, hands in the air, ready to make their move at the first sign of confrontation.

Anonymous

if that were true, you wouldn’t have a country. Without the French, America would be a British territory, and the rest of the world wouldn’t have to deal with your bullshit.

 
axelander

They became gurlymen sometime after Nepolion died.

Dark

Napoleon, you dumbass. If you’re going to remember a war hero, at least remember him properly.

Anonymous

Anyone care that Napoleon was Corsican?

 
 
 
 
gofo

I forgot how america won every war they had!
like vietnam, afghanistan, irak…..

GG guys!

(a french guy…..)

gofo

and i forgot the “one hour WTC war” and the war on terror…..

come on your rants about WWII are lame, it is like us ranting about the queen of england wanting her territory back!

Kid Choronsom

I second that!
In world war 2 the americans were huge offenders of human rights. It wasn’t the a good side beating a bad, just one bad guy beating up another.

axelander

A) We were kicking ass like nobodys business until you socialists decided to chicken out

B) Japanise were trated badly because DEMACRATS were in office!

Dark

Tha Japanese were treated badly? you mean, dropping two nuclear (not just one, but TWO) mother-fucking nuclear bombs is just BAD TREATMENT?

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Kid Choronsom

Not to mentioned they tried the bombs on their own soldiers before that. hahahah…America, what a clown of a country

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Anonymous

You’re insulting their language when you just called it ‘frensh’. Nonetheless I still
think French people speak funny.

 
 
Don

That’s right, this is Canadian and most probably American weaponry.

Anonymous

Eryx Class weapon is french designed. The Javelin is the american
version. big difference in weapon chassis. American weaponry is
highly tested. Most take years before entering active service, and
a majority are scrapped before hand. We give our crappy stuff
to other people, like the F-14s without the programming in Iran.

dolt

that’s why everyone hates america… they take all the decent stuff and leave the rest of the world with the dog’s bollocks

 
 
 
 
 
George the Llama

Fails in it’s fakeness.

 
 
Novi

lol they aren’t american… fucking fail ass hat.

 
peG

yes they are american.they comme from north america there for are american :P

 
 
Sam

Well… it’ll be a bit difficult, but I’m willing to give it a try. It’s been a while since my last attempt, though…

molesticide

fuck the usa? we’re the biggest asshole in the entire world. we won’t even feel it.

 
 
Keelhaul

Your name is USA????? Wow that’s an abbreviation for the name of our country!!!

 
Anonymous

Apparently failblog.org is now the “death to America” blog.

Dark

Only igf you see it that way. I don’t, but maybe that’s because I’m not american, and you’re far too defensive about your country.