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total awesomeness. drop off the kids, have a good time!
Does Toys ‘R’ Us have a pool to drop the kids off at?
Who cares? Just drop them off.
i see no fail here
.. XD What kinda toys?
Agreed, this is super win for me. Im a big kid and I like to look at boobs. I can buy a super soaker and spray my wet hot soapy liquid all over some hooters. WIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!
You sond as if your 10… or just a perverted ass.
or both
Yeah! Have a blast at Toys R Us, while the kids have fun at Hooters!
FIRST
First Fail!! to the dude above me
1) FAIL! by being a firstling.
2) FAIL! by being a firstling in second place.
3) FAIL! by FAIL!ING at FAIL!ING!
i hope you realize having said this is also fail?
because… one can not fail at failing – if one did so, they would fail and therefore would not… funny, aint it?
Oh it’s not a double negative
Failing at failing is not contradictory or a double negative. Don’t ask why.
its kinda like when your computer blue screen of deaths, and then that
little window popps up saying it has preformed an illegal operation
and needs to close.
its kinda like when your computer blue screen of deaths, and then that
little window popps up saying it has preformed an illegal operation
and needs to close.
Did you say that twice?
No, they didn’t. Why would you think something like that?
Stupid question fail.
Failing at failing means you’re a bad failer, not necessarily you’re a win-ner, just neutral…? Wait, what?
Failing at Failing is like… falling off a bike and breaking your leg, then getting up again and trying to repetedly hop around on your broken leg. If you just failed you would wait for the ambulance. But due to the extreme nature of the failure one may try to recover, however a win after a broken leg fail is extremly unlikely and therefore, doomed to fail. I hope that makes sense to you because I just had a Brain Fail!
parenting fail?
fun for all the family – win!
A place to bring your son into manhood……..
“Son…Lets go buy you some new hotwheels…And then daddy will show you
What some real hotwheels will get you…”
Theres millions of hooters all under one one roof
Looks like somewhere here in Altoona, PA. We have the same combination near the mall.
We have the same combination in Boise, ID.
You do? Are you talking about the Toys ‘R’ Us by the mall? If so, that must be new, I didn’t see it when I went back last year… (I lived there 3 years ago.)
I haven’t been to Altoona, but I live by Harrisburg in PA. XD 2 cities that I live or lived in or near.
Boise only has one Toys R Us? That’s pathetic.
No, I don’t think so, I’m just asking if it’s the only one I remember the location of. (I know there’s a few more, I just don’t remember where they are, I’ve lived on the other side of the country for 3 years.)
The Hooters is where the Perkins used to be…since Meridian (or Eagle, I forget which wouldn’t let them build out there.
Lol harrisburg pa i live there and befor i moved here there was the same combo in Huntington Wv. Uniqueness Fail
Wow…I failed to notice that before. They are in separate parking lots, though.
We have the same combo here in Merritt Island, FL. Must be a popular pairing….a popular fail, of sorts…lol.
FTW! I’ve always wanted to buy videogames and see some boobies all in one stop!
late for school fail!
I’ve seen this sign, it cracked me up the first time I saw it!
We have a Peter Piper Pizza – famed for their play area and video games – right next to a “gentleman’s club” in our town – IIRC, they share a parking lot. Which is pure genius: Dad can take the kids for pizza and games and slip next door to entertain himself, PLUS if you want to go to the nudie bar you can just park on the Peter Piper side of the lot and tell your wife, “Yes, my car was in the parking lot of the strip joint, but I was in the Peter Piper right next door, I swear!”
“so where’s the pizza?” she might next inquire.
oh, uh, no i was just playing some metal slug.
“we needed those quarters for laundry.”
Whoa, that is some serious urbanist fail/sprawl fail. Someone should forward that to James Howard Kunstler or some other planning wonk like that.
Hi, sorry I’m French, can someone tell me what is Hooters ? I think it’s something like a sex shop but i’m not sure
PS : sorry for my failing english
It’s a sports bar/restaurant where the waitresses dress in teensy shorts and low-cut tanks that display their implants.
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooters]Wiki article on Hooters[/url]
Hooters is a restaurant where demi-nudes serve the food.
wiki fail ..
out of en wiki: Female employees are required to sign that they “acknowledge and affirm” the following:
1. My job duties require I wear the designated Hooters Girl uniform.
2. My job duties require that I interact with and entertain the customers.
3. The Hooters concept is based on female sex appeal and the work environment is one in which joking and sexual innuendo based on female sex appeal is commonplace.
4. I do not find my job duties, uniform requirements, or work environment to be offensive, intimidating, hostile, or unwelcome.
It’s not a sex shop, really, it’s more of a sports bar with scantily clad waitresses… They’re supposed to have really good buffalo wings, but I really wasn’t impressed.
Also, the word “hooters” itself is a slang term both for the owl (i seem to recall the logo used to be a bit more owl-like, where the “H” had feathery-tuft like tops and the “o”s looked more like eyes) and for breasts. …Sorry, “boobies”. I don’t know if the French use a similar slang term.
thx for your answers
In french we say “nichons” for boobies
I didn’t like their food, it made me sick. XD
you’re not supposed to EAT at Hooters
Then why do they serve food? XD
I wasn’t impressed by any of it, really. Especially the noise. I have sensitive ears. Ow. >_<
you ate at nichons?
rofl xDD
I take choice two…. Shopping win
Win. Hooters are the best toys.
well, children develop VERY early these days.
gotta teach ‘em while they’re young!
Anybody been to a Hooters lately? You’re more likely to find talent at that Toys R Us… Also, the descriptions for the “what is Hooters” question are FTW. Who wants to bet that the parking lot has at least 6 wannabe prop cars from “The Fast and The Furious” in it?
Funny… but in reality, is there really anything inappropriate for childrens at Hooters?
Feed your children with sweet, sweet breast milk!
not really, it’s women in orange “daisy duke” style shorts and a white halter top. They even have a kid’s menu and crayons. There’s no stripping, pole-dancing, or anything of that sort, just the waitresses’ uniforms make the most out of their cleavage and accentuate breast size.
thats not a fail. hooters is a family place anyways…at leat the ones in Utah are
They all are, technically. I don’t like the food, though. Blech. Made me sick, too.
Yes, in Utah all your wives can work as Hooters girls in the same restaurant – saves on carfare.
all your mormon wives r blong to hooters
A family we know in Michigan has a 4-year-old that can more easily name their regular Hooters waitress than their babysitter.
Pervert WIN!
Wrong, EPIC WIN!!!
Like someone else said… Hooters advertises itself as a FAMILY restaraunt. A family restaraunt where the waitresses are scantily clad. I guess the kids wouldn’t really catch on to the sex part until pre-teen or so, unless you actually told them… Still seems rather stupid, but… I have seen a little girl having her birthday meal at Hooters. Epic win for the father, really.
omg maybe it is a franchise combo or something, there is also the same combo in Fairview Heights IL….. so that’s at least 3 cities you can find that sign in
I took a picture of the one in Fairview a couple years ago. If I knew this website was here I woulda posted. Initiative FAIL
I live in Belleville and I couldn’t remember off the top of my head but I thought I had seen it before.
Speaking of unfortunate sign pairings:
Near my alma mater, there is an adult bookstore.
A few buildings down, there is a Jamaican restaurant. Its name?
“The Jerk Hut”.
I got one better- near my house in Maine, there’s a little strip mall, and there is a Triple A travel agency right next to an Agency Liquor Store. SAFE DRIVING FAIL.
I might go there to eat, then buy some video games! XD
In North Bay (Ontario, Canada) Fannies (strip joint) next to the Christian book store.
‘Buy a bible and then go see some boobs’
hmm. better look in Fannies and see if you can get any pics of “upstanding wholsome” christan pastors, blackmail FTW.
Well, Hooters does like to pretend that it is a ‘family’ type place.
At least the Toys R’ Us isn’t directly opposite the “Forbidden Fruit” brothel as it is in my hometown.
I FAIL to see how these are two different stores. “Toys”-r-Us, after all.
This is in Fairview Heights. I also took a picture when I saw it. It is taken down now though
Too bad!!
Maybe they’re a different kind of toy…
-wink wink, nudge nudge-
very nice i would bring my son
Там Русская буква “Я” и щито?
в натуре, васи… хули преете?
Funny. Where I live, Toys R Us and Hooters share the same parking lot…
lol. i’ve seen something similar. only it’s hooters at the top, and babies r us underneath it.
you may be a redneck if…
this is near St. Louis MO, ive seen this exact sign. ive actually taken a picture of it myself. for the life of me i cant remember the city’s name, but its in Illinois east of St. Louis about 15 miles you can see the signs from I-64.
omg is it belleview? i usto live in fairview heights lol
OMG, I saw that sign before in Cobb County GA. *Snickers* Actually worked in the shopping center with it, over at a Borders.
Well, when the mother’s taking the kid into Toys R Us, the dad can sneak off over there. See? it works.
purchase…….’Toys’
then go to hooters
What is the Fail? The R being backwards?
No the “R” is supposed to be backwards, like a little kid wrote it. Since you asked this question I am going to assume you are not familiar with the store or Hooters. Toys R Us is a kids’ toy store, it’s a national chain here in the US. Hooters (also a national chain) is an all-ages restaurant which features waitresses in the skimpiest, tightest clothing allowed without being declared an “Adult Establishment” by the more conservative parts of the country.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???? think 2-9 year old store and 18+ Resurant Get it?…..
Valdosta, GA
I actually live by this. They recently took down the sign, though. :[
*husband sees sign*
Husband: Honey..? I think I will just stay in the car.
Wife: But wont you be bored? We might be in there awhile.
Husband: Its okay, you guys take as long as you want. I will figure out something.
No Fail here.
Just a shopping area that also has a restaurant call Hooters in the shopping area
i think i live near that… thought it was hilarious… took it down recently
Chuck Norris can get the first post without adding a comment.
ha
Adult toy store win!
fun for all the family ^_^
ahhahhah
FAIL?? that is definatly a parenting and placement WIN
edit: WIN
FIRST!!!!BOOOBS!!!