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total awesomeness. drop off the kids, have a good time!
Does Toys ‘R’ Us have a pool to drop the kids off at?
FIRST
First Fail!! to the dude above me
1) FAIL! by being a firstling.
2) FAIL! by being a firstling in second place.
3) FAIL! by FAIL!ING at FAIL!ING!
i hope you realize having said this is also fail?
because… one can not fail at failing - if one did so, they would fail and therefore would not… funny, aint it?
Oh it’s not a double negative
Failing at failing is not contradictory or a double negative. Don’t ask why.
its kinda like when your computer blue screen of deaths, and then that
little window popps up saying it has preformed an illegal operation
and needs to close.
its kinda like when your computer blue screen of deaths, and then that
little window popps up saying it has preformed an illegal operation
and needs to close.
Did you say that twice?
No, they didn’t. Why would you think something like that?
Stupid question fail.
parenting fail?
fun for all the family - win!
A place to bring your son into manhood……..
“Son…Lets go buy you some new hotwheels…And then daddy will show you
What some real hotwheels will get you…”
Theres millions of hooters all under one one roof
Looks like somewhere here in Altoona, PA. We have the same combination near the mall.
We have the same combination in Boise, ID.
You do? Are you talking about the Toys ‘R’ Us by the mall? If so, that must be new, I didn’t see it when I went back last year… (I lived there 3 years ago.)
I haven’t been to Altoona, but I live by Harrisburg in PA. XD 2 cities that I live or lived in or near.
Boise only has one Toys R Us? That’s pathetic.
No, I don’t think so, I’m just asking if it’s the only one I remember the location of. (I know there’s a few more, I just don’t remember where they are, I’ve lived on the other side of the country for 3 years.)
The Hooters is where the Perkins used to be…since Meridian (or Eagle, I forget which wouldn’t let them build out there.
Lol harrisburg pa i live there and befor i moved here there was the same combo in Huntington Wv. Uniqueness Fail
Wow…I failed to notice that before. They are in separate parking lots, though.
We have the same combo here in Merritt Island, FL. Must be a popular pairing….a popular fail, of sorts…lol.
FTW! I’ve always wanted to buy videogames and see some boobies all in one stop!
late for school fail!
I’ve seen this sign, it cracked me up the first time I saw it!
We have a Peter Piper Pizza - famed for their play area and video games - right next to a “gentleman’s club” in our town - IIRC, they share a parking lot. Which is pure genius: Dad can take the kids for pizza and games and slip next door to entertain himself, PLUS if you want to go to the nudie bar you can just park on the Peter Piper side of the lot and tell your wife, “Yes, my car was in the parking lot of the strip joint, but I was in the Peter Piper right next door, I swear!”
“so where’s the pizza?” she might next inquire.
oh, uh, no i was just playing some metal slug.
“we needed those quarters for laundry.”
Whoa, that is some serious urbanist fail/sprawl fail. Someone should forward that to James Howard Kunstler or some other planning wonk like that.
Hi, sorry I’m French, can someone tell me what is Hooters ? I think it’s something like a sex shop but i’m not sure
PS : sorry for my failing english
It’s a sports bar/restaurant where the waitresses dress in teensy shorts and low-cut tanks that display their implants.
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooters]Wiki article on Hooters[/url]
Hooters is a restaurant where demi-nudes serve the food.
wiki fail ..
out of en wiki: Female employees are required to sign that they “acknowledge and affirm” the following:
1. My job duties require I wear the designated Hooters Girl uniform.
2. My job duties require that I interact with and entertain the customers.
3. The Hooters concept is based on female sex appeal and the work environment is one in which joking and sexual innuendo based on female sex appeal is commonplace.
4. I do not find my job duties, uniform requirements, or work environment to be offensive, intimidating, hostile, or unwelcome.
It’s not a sex shop, really, it’s more of a sports bar with scantily clad waitresses… They’re supposed to have really good buffalo wings, but I really wasn’t impressed.
Also, the word “hooters” itself is a slang term both for the owl (i seem to recall the logo used to be a bit more owl-like, where the “H” had feathery-tuft like tops and the “o”s looked more like eyes) and for breasts. …Sorry, “boobies”. I don’t know if the French use a similar slang term.
thx for your answers
In french we say “nichons” for boobies
I didn’t like their food, it made me sick. XD
you’re not supposed to EAT at Hooters
Then why do they serve food? XD
I wasn’t impressed by any of it, really. Especially the noise. I have sensitive ears. Ow. >_<
you ate at nichons?
rofl xDD
I take choice two…. Shopping win
Win. Hooters are the best toys.
well, children develop VERY early these days.
gotta teach ‘em while they’re young!
Anybody been to a Hooters lately? You’re more likely to find talent at that Toys R Us… Also, the descriptions for the “what is Hooters” question are FTW. Who wants to bet that the parking lot has at least 6 wannabe prop cars from “The Fast and The Furious” in it?
Funny… but in reality, is there really anything inappropriate for childrens at Hooters?
Feed your children with sweet, sweet breast milk!
thats not a fail. hooters is a family place anyways…at leat the ones in Utah are
They all are, technically. I don’t like the food, though. Blech. Made me sick, too.
Yes, in Utah all your wives can work as Hooters girls in the same restaurant - saves on carfare.
all your mormon wives r blong to hooters
A family we know in Michigan has a 4-year-old that can more easily name their regular Hooters waitress than their babysitter.
Pervert WIN!
Wrong, EPIC WIN!!!
Like someone else said… Hooters advertises itself as a FAMILY restaraunt. A family restaraunt where the waitresses are scantily clad. I guess the kids wouldn’t really catch on to the sex part until pre-teen or so, unless you actually told them… Still seems rather stupid, but… I have seen a little girl having her birthday meal at Hooters. Epic win for the father, really.
omg maybe it is a franchise combo or something, there is also the same combo in Fairview Heights IL….. so that’s at least 3 cities you can find that sign in
I took a picture of the one in Fairview a couple years ago. If I knew this website was here I woulda posted. Initiative FAIL
I live in Belleville and I couldn’t remember off the top of my head but I thought I had seen it before.
Speaking of unfortunate sign pairings:
Near my alma mater, there is an adult bookstore.
A few buildings down, there is a Jamaican restaurant. Its name?
“The Jerk Hut”.
I got one better- near my house in Maine, there’s a little strip mall, and there is a Triple A travel agency right next to an Agency Liquor Store. SAFE DRIVING FAIL.
I might go there to eat, then buy some video games! XD
In North Bay (Ontario, Canada) Fannies (strip joint) next to the Christian book store.
‘Buy a bible and then go see some boobs’
hmm. better look in Fannies and see if you can get any pics of “upstanding wholsome” christan pastors, blackmail FTW.
Well, Hooters does like to pretend that it is a ‘family’ type place.
At least the Toys R’ Us isn’t directly opposite the “Forbidden Fruit” brothel as it is in my hometown.