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yes!! FIRST
Jump!
‘Deeply caring about being first on a silly blog’ FAIL!
1st to fail to be 1st
second comm
better luck next time
Your call is important to us!
so many levels of fail, the sign, the emergency box…
First to say vpioewoifyhednvdoic
vpioewoifyhe…
Damn!!! I was too slow. Curse You, and curse your ancestors!
lmao
this “first” business is stupid, but that was funny.
*gigglesnort* I praise your awesomness.
what a way to help.
LAST!
fail at being last
Wow so many people discussing about the topic… I laughed when I saw that picture.
12th!!
That looks like the Golden Gate in S.F.
Don’t know how to be snarky on this one…
It is, the sign itself says you will be forward to the crisis line of san francisco suicide prevention
either irony win or prankster goin to hell
I’ve been reading this since day 1 in January and this has to be one of the best so far.
“We’re sorry but the number you have reached is not in service……Please check your number and try to do a reverse 1.5 somersault with 3.5 twists on the way down…..at least try a cannon ball….Thank you for calling….Goodbye.”
If you rang it you’d probably want to jump off to avoid the silly music you get when you’re put on hold!
LOL! … that is so sad but true!
Van Halen…”Jump”?????
rammstein….”spring”?????
Wasn’t the phone company’s motto “reach out and PUSH someone”?
pic=reading fail
theres a cell phone number
Generally, if someone’s going to off themself, they don’t think “Hey, I better bring my cell phone with me.”
And, if someone wanted to jump, why would they pick up the phone?
I think it’s not for the people who are going to jump, it’s for people who see people getting ready to jump. People who truly intend to jump won’t bother.
You think that anyone seeing somebody prepare to jump should pick up a phone and call help that is at least some miles away? I’d say that would be epic empathy fail…
“The consequences of jumping from this bridge are fatal and tragic”
– wouldn’t “fatal” probably be enough of a consequence? Did they really need to add “tragic”?
I think there’s cause for emphasis. I’ve seen a show on it and that jump is a pretty bad way to die and a pretty bad thing for people to have to clean up.
They are jumping into the ocean. The fish take care of the cleanup. No muss, no fuss.
Actually the first 1/4 mile is over rocks.
Rocks=certain death ocean=possible rescue.
When I lived in SF 10 yrs ago the 10,000th person had jumped.
Popular spot!
Actually, they put fence up along the bridge over the fort to keep tourists from chucking garbage over the side onto people’s heads.
The Marin side still doesn’t have that fence, and is probably rockier…
I assume anyone jumping off this bridge already knows it’s fatal, or they’d jump off of something else. Saying fatal and tragic means it’s bad for you (fatal) and bad for someone else (tragic).
I think it’s a way of saying that someone cares, even if it’s a lie meant to trick them into not jumping, preventing someone from filling out boring paperwork.
/grouphug
Wow. Captain Obvious strikes again.
Here is a picture of the Capt:
http://www.crashonmyhead.com/captain_obvious.jpg
http://www.crashonmyhead.com/captain_obvious.jpg
(I tried posting once, may have been put for review or something, so trying again. If it posts twice, that’s way)
34th!! Yes!
Suicide hotline, please hold.
it’s funny, you never hear about the homicide hotline…
wouldn’t that be 911?
That’d be 1-800-DEY-DEAD, but if you’re just going to blubber about how you didn’t mean to 911 works just fine.
This would be funny, but in light of recent events…all humor has been sucked out of this fail.
I’m calling this a personal-timing fail.
Who the hell cares if you people are first or last to comment? just stick to comment about the f*****g picture at hand!
You should have tried the Bay Bridge. They might care in Oakland
Saw this in the book Signspotting. His caption was excellent. “You’re on your own. Good luck!”
lol. this site makes me laugh so hard i can’t stop!
Fucking A.
wow…i remember when we actually went on the bridge, saw that, and laughed our freakin heads off. ‘course, we didn’t check to see if it was in service…
care fail. fatal win.
yeah the person who posted this spelt fail wrong!!! ITS NOT PHAIL HHAHAHHAA
Sometimes it is, I spell it that way all the time. There’s ALWAYS an alternate way of typing a word on the internet. Lol.
Please make the call before the jump. That gives us the time to start our web cams to capture your moment of ‘Extreme FAIL.’
-OR- Please Hold… Your Fall is important to us.
“For safety reasons, the dispatcher may return to the line at anytime’
What does that mean??
At least suicidal morons are spared the indignity of being put on hold before death.
The “dispatcher may return to the line” means the dispatcher who answers the phone and routes you (to either the suicide hotline or other service if you have a car breakdown or something) may come back on the line while you’re talking to the suicide hotline. The would want to do that because they likely are going to be sending cops and an ambulance to get you while you’re talking to the hotline people.