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  1. Cray Z says:

    FAIL!

    • KC says:

      The missile surrendered.

      • Hug says:

        Just like all French wusses.

        • uriah says:

          just what we nedeed : another racist comment degrading other countries. The columbia space shuttle which exploded with people onboard was 100% american if i recall correctly ?

          • FAIL says:

            French is not a race. So go to hell, or at least high school.

            • Kevin :) says:

              Actually, French is a race. :P Ex. that French man screamed like a little girl.

              • Eykal says:

                I would too if a giant missile fired and landed a meter in front of me…smoking

                • homicidaltoast says:

                  are you shitting me? that missile was tiny!

                • homicidaltoast says:

                  oh and one other thing its an anti tank missile, so you can be pretty close to it as long as you stay behind. anti tank missiles are not made like normal missiles to send debris flying everywhere, they concentrate molten metal directly ahead to puncture armor. so not a really big threat to them.

                  • PentaxiA says:

                    france is gay. thats all

                    • Fails lol says:

                      Im from canada! Our army fals more. America comes in and busts up the place and we hide behind and slap the taliban in the face and run away.

                      • Lain says:

                        HAY I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE D:<

                      • Leola says:

                        War of 1812: Canada burned down the white house.

                        Battle of Vimy Ridge: They took the fortified Germa hill that had been resisting British and French atacks.

                        Canada’s Hundred Days:the last 100 days of the war, the Canadian Corps repeatedly spearheaded Allied attacks, with the four Canadian divisions defeating well over 40 German divisions during this period. The result was that the Canadian Corps became one of the most respected battle-tested groups on the Allied side, and one of the most feared by the Germans who referred to them as shock troops.

                        I can go on but I think you got the point.

                        p.s. Fals? Your grammer is very bad. Come back when you can talk and maybe I’ll consider your argument.

                    • Ansem1a1 says:

                      You’re an idiot, and why use ‘gay’ as a derogatory term in the first place? Moron.

                  • just me says:

                    sow what, I would still run

              • Yggdrasil says:

                You guys fail twice…
                1- They’re french-Canadian… French speaking Canadians.
                2 That Eryx missile is made by MBDA base in UK, France and Germany.

                Nice to see you focus on the “French” part but are clueless about everything else

                • Yahosevaht says:

                  I wonder what happened afterward….
                  *Ending: missile blows up everyone and their families are shipped to the Island of Losses, where they live a terrorist’s life of raising the ocean level with their salty, anguish-filled tears, thus flooding the Earth.*
                  I may be thinking too much, although it is fun to have that kind of imagination.

                • 56kpbs says:

                  You doubled failed too. See, they are not French speaking Canadians, but rather Canadians speaking French, just like I do. They are from Quebec.

                  No, France is not involved in this Fail. Yes, Canada is, more especially Quebec. Frenchies don’t understand our talk, no matter how hard we try…

              • Orange says:

                But englishs always talk like little girls XD

              • Beer says:

                Um… just because you can make a sentence doesn’t prove your point. French is a nationality, not a race. A race is black/white/you get the point; it’s genetics. Nationality depends on which side of which imaginary line you were born.

                Uriah… nothin’ like disprespecting an entire crew of crash victims to make a point against degredation, eh? FAIL

          • Harpuia says:

            Please, do not bring up the Columbia disaster. it was very tragic, and people mocking it is just sick.

          • Unhallowed says:

            Well yeah, but how many shuttle have the French sent into space? Big fat ZERO

            • t says:

              as muche the same than american ;) but with the exception that the arianne system didn’t explode in the air, sorry about colombia, but i wonder why you , americans, always need to minimize the others contry and making jokes on them, while you have so much ridiculous things, way of thinking, peoples in your own contry? ;)
              P.S. sorry about my bad english quality, i’m a french canadian ;)

            • The Man says:

              Pfft.. not like u really did something.. stupid arrogant american.

            • français says:

              How many people the French people let dying in the street : 0. And for you americans…

          • kory says:

            what a doutche. you fail at life, go pretend to be a speedbump or something

        • John says:

          Great lolz to all FAILers that laugh about the country where this weapon was designed (the guy who edited the captions to begin with).
          The video is funny but there’s no trouble with weapon design, it’s just being misused.
          You have to do a very precise sequence of actions to properly fire such a thing, so as untrained FAILers can’t use it against you, or you can’t fire it by mistake.
          There are thousands of videos like this about US army stuff that go wrong, so take it easy and try to understand USA’s not the center of the world…

          • jonas says:

            everyone comments about the fails of the country or the weapon system, and how it went and if it blew up. does people seriously not realise that this vid is fake?

        • V says:

          actually, for the culturally-challenged ppl., it’s not French technology at work… but Rather Canadian, since they’re french-canadian (the accent and all).

          Also, as much as you want to pass yourself off as a big courageous man here, I’m pretty sure you’d be the 1st to run if that missile landed at your feet… and if not, then I guess that’d make you suicidal.

          Either way, comment Fail.

          (For the record… I am Canadian, and I blame the government for not investing in proper equipment. That being said, I’m a pacifist myself.) :P

      • Mikkel says:

        Surrendering missile is pretty much French missiles in a box.. AAAND this is one of the reasons that we are still at war!

    • ack says:

      thanks for that

    • Lizz says:

      go take a nap and then fire the missiles!

  2. Anonymous says:

    OMGWTFBBQ!!!! Sadly we can’t see if it went off after that…

    • Anonymous says:

      This video is cut short. The missile doesn’t go off. Luckily for them it’s as crappy as the launcher.

  3. Fred Manfredsenjensen says:

    I’ll see your single missile failure and raise you one entire weapons system.

    • chez says:

      wow… can’t track low flying targets, can’t track high flying targets, can’t follow fast targets with the turret, can’t hit a stationary drone, missle system can be fooled by the enemy throwing an empty pop can out the back, can’t tell an enemy chopper from a clump of trees, and can barely move. I WANT THAT TANK!!!

    • ack says:

      50 produced only to wind up as test field targets. sounds like a good use of money to me.

    • ozyran says:

      Yup, good ol’ 1970’s weapons technology, based on 1960’s weapons tech, delivered in 1983.

      Modern technology fail *fail*.

  4. Dr Proctor says:

    lol… the French.

    • Bitogno says:

      They are not French they are Canadian. There a few videos about missile failures on the net including British, US and Afghan.

      • Kid Choronsom says:

        Sure but it’s more funny when someone who speaks an extremely pretentious language fails (like frensh or italian).

        • The Dude says:

          How are French and Italian pretentious languages dumbass?

          • you says:

            how aren’t they ?

          • Kid Choronsom says:

            Wolf and poodle, a real woman and a transvestite, chocholate and a piece of shit covered in cheap perfume. Well, you have the same difference between pretty much any non latin language (especially germanian and slavic) compared to frensh and italian.

            • Dave says:

              Kid Choronsom,
              your life is useless.
              Best Regards.

            • Anonymous says:

              Ignoring the fact that both the French were a powerful nation in their
              time and the italians ruled most of the known world in the past, it’s
              your kind of talk that makes america look bad. I know french people.
              They’re not really pretentious. They just make fun of our
              arrogance. And you’re the kind of punk they make fun of. Oh
              btw moron. The italians ran the north in 40’s-60’s. Remember that
              too.

            • Kid Choronsom says:

              If you are taking anything I say seriously you are retarded.

              By the way I have said nothing bad about the frensh nor the italian…just their languages that sounds stupid. Thats just a statment of personal taste…like “I think strawbery ice cream tastes bad”.
              If I make America look bad…then I’m very happy…America IS bad, and American english can be just as stupid as french….maybe not THAT stupid, but almost. France is such a better country than America…America sucks (except the people who didn’t vote for bush, and all the nature and animals).

              • axelander says:

                The animals may have voted for the eco-consious conservitives you dumbass.

              • Dark says:

                Italian doesn’t sound stupid… Well, maybe it does to someone who’s used to American accents.

              • keelhaul says:

                Just whisper some jibberish in Italian or French in some hotties ear…
                Then, tell me their language sounds stupid….Unless of course you just like loneliness….Ha!!!!

              • Flytch says:

                Its spelt ‘French’….and I can slag of my home country of Britain all I want, but when I look at some Americans I feel a grudging patriotism towards old ‘Blighty’.

              • Jen says:

                You are a retard. And you should learn French and move to Quebec. Then you can have the fun of Canada with the supposed pretentiousness of the French Language.

                Dipshit.

          • Anonymous says:

            better than you=pretentious. Therefore French=pretentious to all Americans.

        • ack says:

          non mi piaci tu.

        • Anonymous says:

          You’re insulting their language when you just called it ‘frensh’. Nonetheless I still
          think French people speak funny.

        • Pauline says:

          French are not pretentious! thanks for us!

      • Don says:

        That’s right, this is Canadian and most probably American weaponry.

        • Anonymous says:

          Eryx Class weapon is french designed. The Javelin is the american
          version. big difference in weapon chassis. American weaponry is
          highly tested. Most take years before entering active service, and
          a majority are scrapped before hand. We give our crappy stuff
          to other people, like the F-14s without the programming in Iran.

          • dolt says:

            that’s why everyone hates america… they take all the decent stuff and leave the rest of the world with the dog’s bollocks

            • John says:

              america doesn’t own any of this shit. the american government does. they dont ask us for permission before they go into vietnamn, el salvador, or guatemala, so how can we say its “our” army? make no mistake son, the legions march for the patricians.

            • keelhaul says:

              You know…..I think people outside the U.S. give Americans way too much
              credit for playing a part in the decisions our leaders make…..We, as a people, have lost total control of our government and they have us believe that our vote will make a difference…….We’ve grown weak and against our own dollar.
              If you have money….You stand a chance at making a difference….If you don’t,
              then all you have to hold on to is pride and “patriotism” and what ever you can scrape out while you’re awake….We who struggle to make ends meet are being bamboozled and, I really think, are being forced to accept whatever shit we’re
              being fed….It’s not a conspiracy…It’s the truth and there are a lot of living examples here to prove it…..The bullshit you see on TV does not represent the general public here……At some point this will have to “come to a head” and if something isn’t done about it…..we’ll all be speaking Japanese here.

            • Kyle says:

              It’s for strategic reasons. If the people we give weapons to turn from ally to enemy like Iran did, we’ll still have the better equipment.

  5. George the Llama says:

    Fails in it’s fakeness.

  6. Alexandros says:

    Fake missile is fake.

  7. Dr. Fail says:

    Good, very good… technically, this is a legitimate specimen of double-fail: rocket doesnt fly, and explosive doesnt go off.

  8. Traroth says:

    So shopped…

  9. Matador says:

    FAKE FAIL

  10. Matador says:

    insult fail

  11. damnedgamer says:

    french quality… it was supposed to fail…

  12. limbonic says:

    LOOOOL
    Better stick to eating frogs’ legs, d*mba**es

    • peG says:

      they are canadian.not french.and the french dont just eat frog legs and they eat them at usa 2.common knowledge fail

  13. miketysonsgoldtooth says:

    I’m surprised it didn’t just shoot out a white flag…

  14. Camo Cat says:

    im still wondering why they haven’t made a “cat cannon” yet. simple, cheap, and effective hehe =P

  15. chez says:

    i want the next 20 seconds of this scene lol!

  16. The Dude says:

    At least it wasn’t a puppy…

  17. CB says:

    It’s OK. I hear a lot of men have that problem. No need to feel bad. ;-p

  18. Jude says:

    Hey guys,
    I can tell you, it’s neither French, French canadian, or English these guys are speaking….

  19. Jude says:

    LOL,
    It’s French canadian on second hearing

  20. aceridgey says:

    It is a fake videooooooo

  21. Anonymous says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    ROTFLMFAO

    Greatness!

  22. Ryan says:

    Totally fake. The camera operator knew just where to pan to show the “failure.”

  23. Mao says:

    LOL IT POOPED

  24. ema says:

    I like how the focus of the camera at the end was real far off on the horizon… LOL!

  25. jluve82 says:

    I was totally expecting it to shoot out the back or something, this is sooooo much more fail!

  26. Sam says:

    Well… it’ll be a bit difficult, but I’m willing to give it a try. It’s been a while since my last attempt, though…

  27. Anonymous says:

    SHMUCKLER FAIL!

  28. Anonymous says:

    Une chance qui avait ‘un petit peut de vent’, lol

  29. Anonymous says:

    I’m French and I don’t even understand what they say… So please don’t confuse!

  30. Alex says:

    lol there like “o s&#@!”

  31. albino says:

    whoosh!

  32. toto says:

    FRENCH technology ?

    Geography Fail

  33. tron says:

    thats an american invention, a javline missle.

  34. Baptiste says:

    I’am French and they are not french, they havn’t frenh’s accent but canadian’s accent, so they’re canadian.

  35. SpecialK says:

    For those who say they not speakin french, u liers. I speak french and I’ve heard French(pssh) Canadians speak, and thats basically the french they speak. This is a real thick accent tho. At some points they do use the american words “stand-by” i think.

  36. Cait says:

    the comments here are hilarious as well. :)
    as for the video: i wasn’t surprised. i was expecting the missile to just drop out, but i would have liked to see the “aftermath”…

  37. Anonymous says:

    They’re from Quebec, they’re not french, lol. Come on les gars, ostie!!!! XD

  38. peyo says:

    they are french canadian (quebec) and it is US technology lol

  39. Samson says:

    Im sure it was enough to drop a load in their pants wondering if it was about to blow :)

  40. Anonymous says:

    I belive this is fake.. the shot right before they fire the mans arm dissapears, also they take the beck part out of the shot as if, so they can push the missle throught the open hole.. i think its a joke

  41. dbs says:

    God you people are idiots. Watch the linked video to understand how this missile system is supposed to work. First of all, there’s a deploying charge that jettisons the missile from the launching tube – that’s what we see in the video here – that charge going off, the missile is evacuated just as it’s uspposed to.

    What went wrong was the main engine on the missile didn’t fire, so it didn’t fly. It dropped to the ground, and subsequently didn’t go off.

    So where’s the fail here? A main engine didn’t fire. Okay, that’s fine – but lets look at what did work. 1) The missile engine did ignite in the tube – that would have done serious damage to the soldiers. 2) The missile DID NOT DETONATE – this is a huge win, as it would have likely killed or severely injured the soldiers.

    Lastly, we don’t know why the main engine didn’t fire. This could easily have been a training test for the shoulder-launching of this device, where the main engine wasn’t supposed to fire.

    Instead of kneejerking like an asshole and going ‘OOo, the french are IDIOTS!’ – why don’t you actually read something, and learn. Here’s a couple good bits…

    Details on ERYX – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ERYX
    An ERYX launching: http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=dRbhH4si6X8
    Eryx was developed by MBDA: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MBDA

    Don’t flame, INFORM!

    • Anonymous says:

      wow, you are stupid.
      instead of laughing at the funny situation, you launch into a rant about WHY THIS ISN’T funny. Well, guess what, humor is subjective

    • fatman says:

      LOL what a tool. Why would the soldiers be running away if it was just a practice? They are using FRENCH weaponry thats why ppl r dissing the frenchies. The soldiers were canadian but using FRENCH technology dumbass. The funny thing is that the missle just dropped out LOL this is sorta a Fail Win situation lol. The missle didnt fly but it didnt explode either. God I hate ppl who just write comments whining about the fail saying its either photoshopped or critically analysing it. Who gives a rats ass. Lets just look @ it and laugh

  42. Keelhaul says:

    Your name is USA????? Wow that’s an abbreviation for the name of our country!!!

  43. martypants says:

    the USA version – the Javelin – is a Damn fine missile, but this french one – sheesh!! What a piece of junk

  44. Pat says:

    Hahaha. That would have been scary if I were there. Hilarious.

  45. Fish says:

    Oui oui, les français sont tous des cons prétentieux, stupides et lâches :)

    Crétins.

  46. Anonymous says:

    Apparently failblog.org is now the “death to America” blog.

    • Dark says:

      Only igf you see it that way. I don’t, but maybe that’s because I’m not american, and you’re far too defensive about your country.

      • PokedrawerZ says:

        I wholeheartedly agree. There is lots of good stuff in America, but it’s also a polluted, expensive, warring, and occasionally very stupid country.

      • keelhaul says:

        Really!!!…That’s like saying The majority Europe is Americas sexually confused
        hippie co-dependant step-children……..No one would get defensive about that. right??????

        • Flytch says:

          Why does everyone seem to forget that America is here because of the English settlers (My knowledge in this field of history is blurry so I may miss some elements). European countries have been fighting and developing for millenia wheras Americans destroyed their native people and seem to piss of every other country. Just don’t forget that at one point the United Kingdom possessed the largest empire in recorded history.

          • Ijjy says:

            -_- why cant people just watch a funny video without getting into pointless
            retarded arguments that go nowhere?

  47. CaeruleanXII says:

    ultimate melee weapon

    • Deodand says:

      I used one of these to brain a guy. Works great!

      • Dark says:

        “Yeah, you just stand there for a minute while I fire this up…”
        “What did you say this was meant to do again?”
        “Kil- I mean… make your dick bigger!”
        “Oh… uh, ok then.”

  48. artslover says:

    hohohho..very dangerous fail..

  49. sim says:

    yet another french military defeat

  50. Inson says:

    Damn .. I don’t get the point fort the American hatred for French .. You guyz see us (Yes I’m part of them ) like stupid farmers, or over pretentious parisian stereotype (the mustache and all that shits ..) .. Wake up dudes, Europe is not the middle age ! Most of you speaks of other country without knowing yours, and may be even leave one time your town .. what a paradoxe . By the wat, for the one who said that they are French because he (thinks) speak french, they are not , they are canadian … and it’s another country , America isn’t UK isn’t it ?

    • chez says:

      right now we’re mostly bitter because we’ve let a chimpanzee piss away our superpower status and don’t want to admit we’re not as good as we were so recently… hence the shameless ego boosting at the expense of others. nothing personal.

    • Dark says:

      Very well said. And for someone who speaks French, your English isn’t bad. Most people don’t bother with a second language.

    • Fish says:

      Hé, le stéréotype parisien, ça devient plutôt le tektonik moyen :o

      Le beret + baguette + moustache + pinard c’est plutot papy@campagne

      Je sais pas si ça vaut vraiment mieux :/

    • Keelhaul says:

      Just take a little trek through the highways, byways, and backwaters of Louisiana (USA)…..Laissez les bon temps roulette!!!!

  51. Camo Cat says:

    i said “how about we just call them MEXICANS and be DONE with the whole nationality issue” yep.. i went there.. and lets also call them illegal immigrants that way EVERYONE can hate them, legal Mexicans are fine but illegal.. ehh not so great.

  52. Davin says:

    Greatest. Missle. Evar.

  53. Feit C Taj says:

    New Anti-Tank/Anti-Road Runner Missiles!
    Exclusively from ACME!

  54. Dark says:

    ,,,except Canadians speak French because the French invaded, and are probably the ancestors of many Canadians.

    • uriah says:

      in fact, the french are also the ancestor of 1/4 th of the american, but i imagine you may not be litterate enough to know :)

  55. Tibö says:

    This is a fake, you can see a cut just before the missile drop out.

  56. Mr. Shiny says:

    Wait… Did that missile just fall out of the launcher?

  57. drumandbass says:

    so seriously talking but in result is fail ))

    • Efex says:

      tripple fail (!)

      adverbial usage + sentence order + smiley fail = me listening to tekkno instead.

      plus kid cretin ftw and rtfm [@eryx comments]

  58. Seiya08 says:

    pffffff it’s not French it’s Canadian

    L’armée Française et du Canada n’ont rien a voir réfléchissez unpeu

  59. peG says:

    yes they are american.they comme from north america there for are american :P

    • terence says:

      Thank god you guys were way too pansy to help with the war. i guess there’s a reason that the French have no military victories.

  60. Parkingstones says:

    And I’m supposed to believe this is real, because…?

  61. antv says:

    how about: EVERYONE that didn’t realize it was a CG missile, just FAILED

  62. Phoenix says:

    This video smells of a fake. There is a quick camera cut RIGHT before the missle pops out and the camera has conveniently panned away from the launcher so all we see is the very tip of it.

    I produce videos for a living and while this seems convincing, there are a lot of red flags in the way this is shot that suggest it was faked.

  63. Vox says:

    Once and for all. I’m sick of all these jokes about the french surrending, white flags, etc. Really, it just shows how ignorant Americans are.

    In WWII the French were invaded by surprise by overwhelming force. The president, not the soldiers, decided to surrender to avoid a massacre. Remember that France was coming out victorious of the most dirty, violent, murderous war of all time (WWI) where they had lost more than 1 million young men.

    Even tough they were occupied by a brutal enemy, they formed a resistance. They fought a brutal occupation, entire villages got burned down, men were killed and women raped in retaliation, but they kept on fighting for 5 years. Hardly the signs of cowards. A big part of the French army that was not in occupied territory kept on fighting in Africa and Italy.

    Now, if you are the courageous person you think you are, go to the little village of Alencon in Normandy, go to the face of my uncle there, who hide jews in is basement while the germans were kicking doors looking for them. Go to the face of my aunt who fought of a german soldier who was trying to rape her. Go to their 80 years old face and tell them the French are cowards.

    Just let me get my camera first, I’ll post your 20ish years old ass getting kicked on the internet :)

  64. Jon says:

    Well, I remember what happened the last time French technology was used against the British… Exocet 1 British destroyer 0

    In 1982, during the Falklands War, Exocets became famous worldwide when Argentine Navy Super Etendard warplanes used one to sink the British Royal Navy’s destroyer HMS Sheffield

  65. Jon says:

    “Dark,,,except Canadians speak French because the French invaded, and are probably the ancestors of many Canadians.”
    Not exactly
    The French didn’t invade anything. They colonised north america in 1534, 80 years before the first British settlement in the US. They established outposts of New France around the Great Lakes; France eventually claimed much of the North American interior as far south as the Gulf of Mexico. Now, 400 years later, to say that Quebecers are French, eat cheese and wear beret would be like saying Americans wear bowler hat, play cricket and have 4 o’clock tea.

  66. Baboulinet says:

    Hey to anyone who is insulting French people, remember that they still own Louisiana since USA didn’t pay for it …

  67. Mortar says:

    This one is sooooo fake, missile is lame 3d, to shiny, to cartoony…

  68. kraftykitteh says:

    Skynet ftw.

  69. Anonymous says:

    after reading through half of this, to anyone else feeling sad for the world inbetween all the missunderstandings and TRUE fails in threads like these, there is still hope reading some comments (almost 50/50!1). keep your chins up!

  70. Solar says:

    Hoax.

    Nicely made, but you *can* see the cut in the movie just before the “missile” is fired.

  71. CORTEZANO says:

    RUUUUUUUUUUUN FOREST RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN

  72. Kenevin says:

    Except, those were french Canadians shooting American technology…

  73. Darthir says:

    This was definitely photoshopped. It’s so obvious.

  74. Patrick says:

    Fake. Besides the fact that there is an obvious pan away from the fire, the video skips a beat right before launch. Notice the sky…

  75. ZeN says:

    Tolerance fails, xenophobia wins.
    (as it seems the most important information is “it’s french technology, ahah look these stupids bastards”)

  76. not-a-sucker says:

    eryx is a french missil, but this missil is a canadian made one, just loook at AMX 8 nexter leclerc, the best tank ever made on earth, and it is french, french technology is 1 of the best european technology !

  77. PtitKev says:

    I agree that is not a US missile : US missiles kill only civils…

    There are very inteligent comments… Fortunately, I see that is not a generality. Thx for them.

  78. Borg184 says:

    The only things the french did right were Basset Hounds and french toast… (kidding)

  79. Sam says:

    The camera man rofl’d xD

  80. chaudhary says:

    nice and cool blog. enjoy it. i am also enjoying it.

  81. nirvanafrik says:

    world war one fail

  82. Serrus says:

    Haha this is truly french design :P Neat and good looking but totally useless :P

  83. indifferent says:

    actually…the missile not exploding is part of the design. The centrifical force of a spinning missile releases clips in the internal mechanism that enables the tip to explode on impact.
    It is designed like this to avoid explosion in cases like the one in the video

  84. Zeux says:

    I’m french and I’m really glad that you americans take so much pride in winning WWII. I mean, it’s not like you’re 20 times bigger than France (wich is approximatively the size of Texas), or had USSR by your side fighting the main german force in the east, or entered the war 2 years after everybody else, ready and prepared, nor it is one of the few wars you ever won…

    HO WAIT, IT IS §

    And, by the way, the Maréchal Pétain, who ordered one of the only surrenderings in our history, did it out of patriotism and to avoid blood baths, and, ho yeah, WAS CONSIDERED A TRAITOR AND WAS SENTENCED TO DEATH. Général De Gaulle later commuted his sentence in life imprisonment for his actions during WWI, he died in jail in 51.

    So, you guys fail at history.

    • Amadeus238 says:

      It’s about damn time somebody set the record straight. I was about to do it myself when I noticed your comment. Thx for doing my job for me.

    • mr. clean says:

      well good sir ( or ma’am) you fail at the english language. you do however pass at hypocrisy!

  85. Oof says:

    Short range?

  86. Ultimadonut says:

    they were testing out the kid-friendly version of a real life missile kit. ages 5 and up.

  87. adas says:

    My stomach hurts from laughter xddddd

  88. Grant says:

    i just love the sound of when it comes out.

  89. joelle says:

    soyez pas si méchants avec les Québécois ! :P

  90. Crux says:

    No wonder Hitler just marched right in without a struggle.

  91. zombiekillar says:

    see now if is an anti tank missle wouldnt it rely on contact-detonation? so it wouldnt explode unless someone went up and hit it? im not saying i wouldnt run but…

  92. andres says:

    Those are not frenchies, they are Quebequers, wich means that’s actually the Canadian army.

    You can tell by the accent.

  93. Haus says:

    RUNNNN!!!!

  94. Failbetch says:

    I’d scream like a little girl too if I was them.

  95. Irawsome says:

    oh man what do you expect both french AND canadian come on

  96. lololol says:

    this shit is FAKE~ Double fail

  97. Your Mother says:

    And they said no one could outsmart bullet?

  98. jaja says:

    lol, poor canadian people. Being so close from USA, they finally almost seem as idiot as them.

  99. J-C says:

    Actually, if you understand french, you can see how noob these guys are. I’m not proud to be a quebecer when i see them like : ”c’est quoi faut que je te dise ? (what do i have to tell you ?)” right before firing…

    First off, if you need to ask what to say… dude i hope this was training… then he didn’t even wait for the fire command… AND ITS OBVIOUS YOU HAVE TO SAY ”FIRE!” (Feu! in french).

  100. Zapior27 says:

    lets play guess the ending! i guess everyone dies the end :D

  101. S.ébastien says:

    They’re Quebecers…and there’s no shame! Whatever… Correct me if I’m wrong but it’s only a malfunction, it doesn’t have anything to do with the private’s skills…

  102. first says:

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!


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