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Oh boy…look at that guy at the table…
thats one of those times you never look the cashier in the eye as s/he rings it up. can you say “price check”
Oh boy…look at the guy at the table…
Oh boy…look at the guy at the table…
Oh boy…look at the guy at the table…
Oh boy…look at the guy at the table…
Oh guy…look at the table at the boy…
Oh boy…look at that guy at the table…
Oh boy…look at the guy at the table…
Oh boy…look at the guy at the table…
Oh table…guy at the boy at the look…
Oh look… table at the boy at the guy
Oh look…at the guy look at the table
Oh table…guy at the look boy
SHUT UP!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
WIN! for the KIG reference. couldnt stop laffing
Oh guy… boy at the table at the look
Oh table… look at the boy at the guy
Oh table… guy at look that at boy that
Oh that…guy at the that boy table
Look boy… the oh guy the at at table
GREAT!
Took me a while, though
this is shopping bag fail! lol How not to be subtil…
SubTLE. FAIL! rofl.
sub·tle Audio Help /ˈsʌtl/ Pronunciation Key – Show Spelled Pronunciation[suht-l] Pronunciation Key – Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective, -tler, -tlest.
1. thin, tenuous, or rarefied, as a fluid or an odor.
2. fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand: subtle irony.
3. delicate or faint and mysterious: a subtle smile.
4. requiring mental acuteness, penetration, or discernment: a subtle philosophy.
5. characterized by mental acuteness or penetration: a subtle understanding.
6. cunning, wily, or crafty: a subtle liar.
7. insidious in operation: subtle poison.
8. skillful, clever, or ingenious: a subtle painter.
[Origin: 1250–1300; ME sotil < OF < L subtīlis subtile (b of mod. sp. < L)]
omg, “subtil” is actualy french ah ah ah faaaaaail
But the rest of your sentance was in English
….and I’m not french. lol
“sentence”?
bət ðis iz ðē fālbläg
sō let him rīt wət; hē/ shē wänt
condescension…. not a fail..just good old fashioned dick baggery.
Maybe he is using the “Sex book in the see through bag” trick to pick up chicks!! Funny!
In that case, WIN.
It’s only a win if it works… I don’t see a hot chick on his arm…
Why, yes. That is a Sex for Dummies book in my bag. But… it’s for…. my…. friend… Yes! My friend! Just trying to help a friend out, it’s not for me. Would you like a bagel?
I bet he’s ordering a banana, a muffin, and a tall glass of milk.
…or some warm apple pie.
And some peanut butter, for when he gets home to his dog.
…because it’s YOUR DOG!
WIN
Maybe he bought it as a wedding present for a “friend”. You know, a gag gift.
Looks like a hotel breakfast area.
And yet he still got photographed and put on failblog. That is, in and of itself, fail.
Breakfast bar is win, discretion is fail.
Dummy at sex.
Expert at failure.
We might have a second fail here. Is that a “Members Only” jacket?
what is he, like the last member?
Probably the first!
and only.
“I am the one and only!”
There can be only one.
Regarding the Highlander films:
There should have been only one.
I agree: along with the Matrix films.
Yeah, as well as the Hairspray films.
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YEAH!
Shopping bag fail, male ponytail fail…
First: right
Second: wrong. It’d be fail if it was in a plait or something.
Thanks for the style tip, Steven Seagal
hahahah!!!!
Did you know Steven Seagal used to be called Steven Falcon until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked away his bird of pray status!
Chuck Norris joke = permafail and banned for life
Thanks for the lulz Dark. So i’m clear, male ponytail OK, male ponytail plaited unacceptable? Not sure a guy doing his best Rapunzel impression is anything but fail, but as you are a true coif connoisseur I will take your word for it.
Is that one of those X for dummy books?! Lol.
I need me one of these
$10 says he’s bald on top.
Attractive fail
A potential “Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix!” moment.
Or a Southwest Airlines “Wanna get away?” moment.
Or a Southwest Airlines “Wanna get away?” moment.
Also it could be a Southwest Airlines “Wanna get away?” moment.
Or it could be a Southwest Airlines “Wanna get away?” moment!!
Or it could be a Southwest Airlines “Wanna get away?” moment!!
C-C-C-Combo Breaker
Rofl
The man with the hand on his forehead looks like he’s photoshopped… look at the shadow..
I think that’s just because he’s closer to the camera, so there’s more of an angle for the camera flash to create visible shadows. Distant objects have much smaller shadows because for them the angle difference between the flash and camera lens is a lot less.
It still doesn’t convince me too much… but probably you’re right…
Learn about photography and how light affects light. There was obviously a flash in this shot because you’ve got flare on the rim of the cup, in the gloss on the glass case with the muffins etc. (the bright flare on the metal rim of the cake holder is the dead giveaway), and the sheen on the sheet of metal that is the facing of the microwave or toaster or whatever it is on the left. Flashes create hard shadows like you see around the guy’s hand and arm; judging by the angle of the shadow, I’d say it was a pop-up flash and not one offset like on most point-and-shoots.
Way to be subtle, think the guy noticed the huge flash go off behind him?
Why would anyone even bother to photoshop that guy in? It’s totally irrelevant to the point of this photo. It’s more likely they photoshopped the “sex” in instead. And no, I believe it’s genuine.
Its a real book, so I doubt it has been photoshopped.
‘Inadvertently revealing you’re familiar with the book’ FAIL!
notice he posted as “anonymous”
Did you now?
Why would he be photoshopped in? Looks like he’s resting his head on his hand and reading. That’s not something worth photoshopping in.
BTW, when you type with one hand, it looks like your hand is doing a Native American dance on your keyboard. XD (I’m holding something in one hand.)
I always type with one hand. Faster than most two-handed typists. It sounds like Riverdance.
I’d tap that…
notice the face-palm already in the image.
btw… i’m not really surprised, but I am very amused that there is a sex for dummies book.
just… laff.
i don’t think its a book it looks like a penis pump.
…wtf
nyahaaa
*classic*
Hair Fail!
I think the Member’s Only jacket is actually an integral part of the Don Juan fail!
I think if help is needed, why not use a book? Its probably just to keep his spirits high because he will NEVER get some anyway.
You know what? It’s creatures like you that make me lose all and any hope in humanity. You mindless people who think all you are here to do is have sex, and you’re obsessed with who has or hasn’t.
Sex drive – Fail!
Or in my case, hormone imbalance fail…
I agree 100% with Dark.
Wow… someone agrees with me? That doesn’t sound possible…
Yer slippin dude…….
I’ve lost almost all hope in humanity, too.
You don’t think it’s possible for someone to agree with you? Maybe it’s my Tourette’s Syndrome affecting me. XD
Erection fail?
Vote Athanar and Dark – Best emo relationship ‘08
Awwwwww,Let’s watch them cuddle up to some My Chemical Romance
and cut each other.It’s sad in a good way (slash,slash)
emos make morrisey look like henry rollins
Actually procreation is the main point of humanity. Bitter comment fail.
*facepalm*
Yes, but there is more to life you know. Sex isn’t the only thing people can do.
Male fail!
So true. They can also complain about pointless shit because they’re frustrated from not gettin any.
What about the hideous sweater fail?
Is there a sex for dummies website so I can save myself the embarrassment?
http://www.manhunt.net
Who wants to bet that he drives a van with one tear drop shaped window, shag carpeting and a bed in the back?
I lost an identical jacket to a cokewhore in 85′…..In a club on 6th st. in Austin………A city full of guys that look just him….BTW I think that’s a penis owners manual in the bag….. Chapter 3 – What to do with it after 50.
haha. im guessing he has nobody to go home to… maybe his mom and a computer? in the chatrooms… “hey ladies… im… uh… lemme check the book real quick…”
Epic
Hey, I’ve got that book at home!
Oh, wait …
Please pretend you didn’t read that.
Too late. You have been shamed for life.
Sex for Dummies. FAIIIIIL
Yes.
The more the dummies have sex, the more dummy children they make.
… and the more books for dummies they sell ! this “sex for dummies” book is a very clever marketing plan…
a fail now, but a possible win later? i think so!
Bwahahahhaaaa!! I remember reading that book in the library when I was like in grade 6, and getting loads of funny looks.
This picture is a win because his pants r sexy, any girl would want him haha.
forget the 40 yr old virgin, this guy must be 70!
and what about you. if so i can fix
Jeez, you guys. “Let’s make fun of a guy who wants to get better at a really important thing.” Gotta admire his spirit. (Although yeah, maybe he shouldn’t procreate if he thinks those “for Dummies” books are cool.)
if he thinks those trousers are cool, i hope he doesn’t want to procreate with me
Physics For Dummies is cool, especially when my textbook was so bad. XD
Those books are actually quite useful, unless you’re afraid of reading. Some people, believe it or not, like learning. Some people crave knowledge, while some people are scared of it.
Some people put things that might be slightly embarrassing in non transparent bags!!!
Some people bore the shit out of people at dinner parties talking about things they crave!
hahahahahaha
Is it just possible that he is a parent and was getting the book for his teenage son because he was uncomfortable talking to his child about sex? Come on people give the guy a break. This is just sad. Although the bag is a fail through and through.
Maybe he bought the book as a wedding gift for a “friend”! You know, a gag gift.
It looks like they are in a hotel breakfast area.
He wants to catch up with it quickly.
So the old saying’s true – beneath every pony-tail is an asshole …
I wonder what he’s ordering to go with that manual.
LOL! This is what the FailBlog is all about! Poor unsuspecting noobs who get their picture taken at random times!
i like the fact that everyone assumes that is a man…
Most women don’t have goatees. (Most.)
you never met my grandma!
Oh I have! Yeah baby!
When she passed, the only thing she left me in her will was her damn Members Only jacket! Pissed me off big time!
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n what?
lol, this guy needs to talk to the anal lube guy:P
He’s WEARING a MEMBERS ONLY jacket. THAT is the true FAIL in this picture not the book >:)
Oh my god, it’s my wife!!!
Nope, it’s just a bowling ball.
Wish he didn’t buy the book. Then his fail genes wouldn’t be passed on to some poor child.
bwaha, and the guy on the side doing facepalm
it looks like : sex for dummies…
because of the color
Yes, that’s why it’s so funny. A lot of people here are retarded. They think it’s funny because it’s a sex book. How is that funny at all? This dude must be at least 50 years old and he needs an instructional book for sex–that’s the humor.
that guy has an epic mullet
LAST!
Actually a ponytail like that at his age is a pretty good sign that he’s not looking for women; when you’re on the hunt you keep a neutral look and dress up. More likely he’s got someone waiting in the car and they’re going home to try out positions. You young guys keep in mind that everything except your junk gets harder as you age, so it will be your turn one day to try Viagra . . .
you are probably right., and the pony tail, in my opinion, is a pretty good sign the guy knows thing or two about sex.
pretty sure its an idiots guide
facepalm
Sex for Dummy Grandpas..now that’s just sad. Well, he does have a ponytail, after all.
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah wowwww….
Oh table….look at the gay guy
you americans are kind of strange. what’s so funny about that?
I’m so glad someone caught this on camera. JONI, because it’s SEX FOR DUMMIES, whats not funny about a GROWN MAN with a SEX FOR DUMMIES book? Not making fun of the guy. I am sure he’s a nice man, and it’s probably like a joke gift for someone else.
this not a Don Juan Fail, but a Face Palm win!!!
Maybe hes just trying to spice up the bedroom with some kinky stuff.
sex er
DD
I swear, I thought that was a rabbit until I turned my head…
Now my face is set to “Permanent Guffaw”.