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Oh boy…look at that guy at the table…
thats one of those times you never look the cashier in the eye as s/he rings it up. can you say “price check”
Oh boy…look at the guy at the table…
Oh boy…look at the guy at the table…
Oh boy…look at the guy at the table…
Oh boy…look at the guy at the table…
Oh guy…look at the table at the boy…
Oh boy…look at that guy at the table…
Oh boy…look at the guy at the table…
Oh boy…look at the guy at the table…
Oh table…guy at the boy at the look…
Oh look… table at the boy at the guy
Oh look…at the guy look at the table
Oh table…guy at the look boy
SHUT UP!
GREAT!
Took me a while, though
this is shopping bag fail! lol How not to be subtil…
SubTLE. FAIL! rofl.
sub·tle Audio Help /ˈsʌtl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[suht-l] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective, -tler, -tlest.
1. thin, tenuous, or rarefied, as a fluid or an odor.
2. fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand: subtle irony.
3. delicate or faint and mysterious: a subtle smile.
4. requiring mental acuteness, penetration, or discernment: a subtle philosophy.
5. characterized by mental acuteness or penetration: a subtle understanding.
6. cunning, wily, or crafty: a subtle liar.
7. insidious in operation: subtle poison.
8. skillful, clever, or ingenious: a subtle painter.
[Origin: 1250–1300; ME sotil < OF < L subtīlis subtile (b of mod. sp. < L)]
omg, “subtil” is actualy french ah ah ah faaaaaail
But the rest of your sentance was in English
….and I’m not french. lol
“sentence”?
bət ðis iz ðē fālbläg
sō let him rīt wət; hē/ shē wänt
condescension…. not a fail..just good old fashioned dick baggery.
Maybe he is using the “Sex book in the see through bag” trick to pick up chicks!! Funny!
In that case, WIN.
It’s only a win if it works… I don’t see a hot chick on his arm…
Why, yes. That is a Sex for Dummies book in my bag. But… it’s for…. my…. friend… Yes! My friend! Just trying to help a friend out, it’s not for me. Would you like a bagel?
I bet he’s ordering a banana, a muffin, and a tall glass of milk.
…or some warm apple pie.
And some peanut butter, for when he gets home to his dog.
…because it’s YOUR DOG!
WIN
Maybe he bought it as a wedding present for a “friend”. You know, a gag gift.
Looks like a hotel breakfast area.
And yet he still got photographed and put on failblog. That is, in and of itself, fail.
Breakfast bar is win, discretion is fail.
Dummy at sex.
Expert at failure.
We might have a second fail here. Is that a “Members Only” jacket?
what is he, like the last member?
Probably the first!
and only.
“I am the one and only!”
There can be only one.
Regarding the Highlander films:
There should have been only one.
I agree: along with the Matrix films.
Yeah, as well as the Hairspray films.
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YEAH!
Shopping bag fail, male ponytail fail…
First: right
Second: wrong. It’d be fail if it was in a plait or something.
Thanks for the style tip, Steven Seagal
hahahah!!!!
Did you know Steven Seagal used to be called Steven Falcon until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked away his bird of pray status!
Chuck Norris joke = permafail and banned for life
Thanks for the lulz Dark. So i’m clear, male ponytail OK, male ponytail plaited unacceptable? Not sure a guy doing his best Rapunzel impression is anything but fail, but as you are a true coif connoisseur I will take your word for it.
Is that one of those X for dummy books?! Lol.
I need me one of these
$10 says he’s bald on top.
Attractive fail
A potential “Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix!” moment.
Or a Southwest Airlines “Wanna get away?” moment.
Or a Southwest Airlines “Wanna get away?” moment.
Also it could be a Southwest Airlines “Wanna get away?” moment.
Or it could be a Southwest Airlines “Wanna get away?” moment!!
Or it could be a Southwest Airlines “Wanna get away?” moment!!
Rofl
The man with the hand on his forehead looks like he’s photoshopped… look at the shadow..
I think that’s just because he’s closer to the camera, so there’s more of an angle for the camera flash to create visible shadows. Distant objects have much smaller shadows because for them the angle difference between the flash and camera lens is a lot less.
It still doesn’t convince me too much… but probably you’re right…
Learn about photography and how light affects light. There was obviously a flash in this shot because you’ve got flare on the rim of the cup, in the gloss on the glass case with the muffins etc. (the bright flare on the metal rim of the cake holder is the dead giveaway), and the sheen on the sheet of metal that is the facing of the microwave or toaster or whatever it is on the left. Flashes create hard shadows like you see around the guy’s hand and arm; judging by the angle of the shadow, I’d say it was a pop-up flash and not one offset like on most point-and-shoots.
Way to be subtle, think the guy noticed the huge flash go off behind him?
Why would anyone even bother to photoshop that guy in? It’s totally irrelevant to the point of this photo. It’s more likely they photoshopped the “sex” in instead. And no, I believe it’s genuine.
Its a real book, so I doubt it has been photoshopped.
‘Inadvertently revealing you’re familiar with the book’ FAIL!