Hey, stfu. English is pretty hard to learn if it isn’t your first language. Also, not everyone is taught English, as they don’t live in an English-speaking country.
Plus, as you clearly are the king of teh intartoobz, you have the ability to read all languages. They don’t need to write in English.
Olha, eu só acho que os americanos não deveriam invadir o iraque. Afinal, quem atacou a américa não foi um saudita? Por que a guera do iraque? a invasão no afeganistão??
I can read Portuguese after a fashion but am likely to FAIL at trying to write it, and also don’t really care to see a thread get hijacked. Your words were clear enough, at least to those who can read them, but how they connect to the picture above isn’t at all clear.
Our Brazilian friend has possibly puzzled this out, but let me explain BDS for him just the same. It stands for Bush Derangement Syndrome, a disease peculiar to sane people that renders them incapable of worshipping george w. bush, the Savior of Western Civilization® whom God sent to defend us from the Evil Moose Limbs®. Some Americans seem to be resistant, for reasons not quite known to medical science.
Actually it refers to the compulsion of people with a certain bias
to inject Bush’s name into every discussion, no matter how irrelevant.
.
ie: “Bush iz responsible for Global Warming®”
“Bush caused hurricane Katrina”
“Bush gave me male pattern baldness (with the help of Haliburton, etc.”
.
Is there some kind of trigger phrase that releases these bombasts?
Scientists still don’t know.
.
I’ll pray for you.
Caro Mateus, eu também acho; não entendo nada do idioma norte americano mas observei que muitos não gostaram mas o número de visita ao meu web blog dobrou.
Abraço fraterno do tb socialista, http://www.joaozinhosantana.blogspot.com
“OMG! Next door’s house is on fire! Oh, look, the firemen are here to put it out… wouldn’t it be funny to pour water on them?”
Cut to next scene, where firemen are completely ignoring our burning-alive friend…
It looks like he went to get the water when the fire was much smaller.
The picture seems to have been taken shortly after a window or wall or something gave way, allowing a lot more oxygen to get to the fire.
My guess is that part of the fire was in a space with limited air flow. The heat built up so that it vaporized the couch cushions and/or every other source of fuel. The flammable gas was being created faster than it could burn because of the lack of oxygen. It eventually blew out a wall or window and allowed a lot more air in. This produces a fireball in a very short period of time.
You can see that some of the flames are coming out almost horizontally.
OT: why do emo kids try to look tough by rebranding themselves as ‘techno’?
by the way, yer mama boned the loch ness monster and even HE said it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
damn she wide
Actually…look closely….the water is photoshopped in….(lies of course)
Hes really throwing the fire at his neighbors apartment for playing Legendz of Rock way too late at night!
Of course he fails because he didn’t go over and try to play too…oh and cause he’s going to burniate his house down.
he could only be less efficient if he used oil instead of water.
Maybe he actually does. That would explain that nice fireball.
YOUR DOING IT WRONG
he’s got the idea, that a boy!
This fireman don’t like his neighbors
President Bush declares the war on fire over!
i lol’d
Ownt
He almost makes it look he doesnt got to much to go…
A glass of water would be enough, size fail
What about a toy water pistol?
Worst than nothing, he missd the fire.
Grammar fail.
np u 1337 biatch!11 =P
Grammer fail? At this site? No way!
Next would be a spelling fail?
You’re right spelling is next. It’s spelled GRAMMAR.
*Insert snappy comment here*
Then again, Kevin’s was snappy enough for the both of us. Good job buddy!
Muito bom! Isto parece os soldados americanos tentando impor a democracia no iraq. Bush out!!!
http://www.joaozinhosantana.blogspot.com
learn english, noob
Hey, stfu. English is pretty hard to learn if it isn’t your first language. Also, not everyone is taught English, as they don’t live in an English-speaking country.
Plus, as you clearly are the king of teh intartoobz, you have the ability to read all languages. They don’t need to write in English.
You are slightly slow, aren’t you there?
Them and us fail. Learn Portugese if you want to understand. (or cheat and use translation software.)
They don’t really work very well though.
Ya, few more seconds and he doesnt needs to worry about the fire, because he would be in heaven.
Raaaciiiiist~
Exactly. English is tough even if it IS your first language.
Kind of ignorant but oh well….
So, how many foreign languages do you know then?
How about you just ignore posts you can’t understand?
And why don’t you learn the other half of English, grammar? Capitalization and end punctuation would be nice.
This is an English website, so it’s kind of pointless to say such an irrelevant thing in a different language.
“Very good! This is like the American soldiers trying to impose democracy on Iraq. Bush out!”
So, then, if george w. bush used some twenty times as many soldiers, there might actually be democracy in Iraq?
Você FRACASSA.
Hey, Be aware!
Stupid brazilians in sight! xD
Olha, eu só acho que os americanos não deveriam invadir o iraque. Afinal, quem atacou a américa não foi um saudita? Por que a guera do iraque? a invasão no afeganistão??
abraço, http://www.joaozinhosantana.blgospot.com
I can read Portuguese after a fashion but am likely to FAIL at trying to write it, and also don’t really care to see a thread get hijacked. Your words were clear enough, at least to those who can read them, but how they connect to the picture above isn’t at all clear.
Oh, and your URL has blgospot instead of blogspot and that goes to a typo squatter. FAIL!
Good to know BDS isn’t relegated to just the northern hemisphere.
.
.
By the way, Joao:
.
Che está morto!
.
Get used to it.
Che está morto!
No he isn’t. He lives on by having his image printed on t-shirts at WalMart.
Long live Che – capitalist tool!
Larf!
Ernie ‘Che’ Guevara, Das Kapitalist.
“Larf”? Is this a genuine language?
Dark = troll fail
I’m not trying to troll.
n00b
Ignore these goons. I mean seriously, LARF!? What the heck? O_o
yeh.
Dark = troll fail
Um…no…Der Kapitalist. Kapital is neuter and gets the neuter article Das, but Che was a man and so gets the masculine article Der.
Foreign language FAIL.
Um…yeah…I was referencing Marx’s Das Kapital,
but whatever, thanks for the German language lesson.
.
Pun recognition FAIL.
more like pun construction FAIL
More more like humor FAIL
Our Brazilian friend has possibly puzzled this out, but let me explain BDS for him just the same. It stands for Bush Derangement Syndrome, a disease peculiar to sane people that renders them incapable of worshipping george w. bush, the Savior of Western Civilization® whom God sent to defend us from the Evil Moose Limbs®. Some Americans seem to be resistant, for reasons not quite known to medical science.
Actually it refers to the compulsion of people with a certain bias
to inject Bush’s name into every discussion, no matter how irrelevant.
.
ie: “Bush iz responsible for Global Warming®”
“Bush caused hurricane Katrina”
“Bush gave me male pattern baldness (with the help of Haliburton, etc.”
.
Is there some kind of trigger phrase that releases these bombasts?
Scientists still don’t know.
.
I’ll pray for you.
@Joãozinho
Cara, eu sou Brasileiro e comunista.
mas acho que aqui é lugar pra se divertir, não para discussões politicas
@Joãozinho
Dude, i’m Brazilian and communist.
But, i think this isn’t the right place to discuss politics, this is a place to have fun. =D
Fora que um comentário em português em meio a americanos não faz o minimo sentido oO
Beyond it, a comment in portuguese, at an english environment makes no sense.
What the flying hell does any of this drivel have to do with a picture of a guy throwing water on a fire….Really??????
Nada. (Yes, that’s Portuguese as well as Spanish.)
Caro Mateus, eu também acho; não entendo nada do idioma norte americano mas observei que muitos não gostaram mas o número de visita ao meu web blog dobrou.
Abraço fraterno do tb socialista, http://www.joaozinhosantana.blogspot.com
Me diverti muito!
“Dear Mateus, I also think so; I understand nothing of the North American language but … the number of visits to my web blog doubled.
Então isto é spam.
fail. needs moar water plzkthnx
moar? SPELLING FAIL
Intentional, genius.
Does Paper Aeroplane think plzkthnx is spelled correctly.
use of lolspeak=failblog fail. This is not ICHC.
expectation fail…
Win for not running?
Definitely a WIN for trying to save his house by any means!!
well we are in a drought
He would probably try to kill an elephant with a pea gun.
Well they /are/ scared of mice….
FAIL
http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/elephant.asp
FAIL Mythbusters tested it.
PAIL FAIL
Awesome.
your awesome
you all are fail! he’s trying to water the plants
just as usefull as bringing water to the sea
name fail, comment fail, rational thinking fail.you rock!
fly meeeeeee
1st
that isn’t how it works
This is an epic failure – I wish I could screenshot it and submit it.
screenshot fail
At least he’s trying
On the other side, perhaps he’s just putting the water on a fireman downstairs
“OMG! Next door’s house is on fire! Oh, look, the firemen are here to put it out… wouldn’t it be funny to pour water on them?”
Cut to next scene, where firemen are completely ignoring our burning-alive friend…
no FAIL written on the picture?
Maybe if he pees on it?
I lol’d.
Come on baby light my FAIL
fly me
He would do better if he jumped in the fire and stopped, dropped, and rolled.
timing fail.
It looks like he went to get the water when the fire was much smaller.
The picture seems to have been taken shortly after a window or wall or something gave way, allowing a lot more oxygen to get to the fire.
My guess is that part of the fire was in a space with limited air flow. The heat built up so that it vaporized the couch cushions and/or every other source of fuel. The flammable gas was being created faster than it could burn because of the lack of oxygen. It eventually blew out a wall or window and allowed a lot more air in. This produces a fireball in a very short period of time.
You can see that some of the flames are coming out almost horizontally.
Over analysis FAIL
Over-analysis isn’t always fail.
The “over” portion means “too much” which means “fail”
Otherwise, it would just be “analysis”
yeah dark and fireman sam. turbo fail.
But it is this time.
Let’s just stop commenting on this one and move on with our lives.
But what will we tell the kids?
We tell the, that Freddy Krueger killed Santa, but Chuck Norris killed him so there is nothing to fear.
lulz I commented for the first time!
That water probably would have been more effective if he’d poured it on himself to keep himself from lighting on fire as easily.
Just a thought.
please dont comment again. your opinion is not welcome here MATE
fly my
OT: why do emo kids try to look tough by rebranding themselves as ‘techno’?
by the way, yer mama boned the loch ness monster and even HE said it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
damn she wide
Actually…look closely….the water is photoshopped in….(lies of course)
Hes really throwing the fire at his neighbors apartment for playing Legendz of Rock way too late at night!
Of course he fails because he didn’t go over and try to play too…oh and cause he’s going to burniate his house down.
burninate* ?
burning house….TERRORIST!
Keelhaul, you are my new god.
fuuuucking jews
raaaaace baiting FAIL
Humanity, fail!
I think that was the funniest thing on this site.
Crazy arsonist with a bucket of fuel, FTW!
FIRE EXTINGUISH EPIC FAIL.
The caption makes it HILARIOUS! Caption WIN
This is a tsoper….. see “optimism fail.”
you sir better make some tea!