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chimp

he could only be less efficient if he used oil instead of water.

Anonymous

Maybe he actually does. That would explain that nice fireball.

 
 
Bill

President Bush declares the war on fire over!

 
 
farrex

He almost makes it look he doesnt got to much to go…

 
 
Nowhereman

A glass of water would be enough, size fail

Masterblaze0

What about a toy water pistol?

 
 
Paallmmm

Worst than nothing, he missd the fire.

 
MegMucklebone

Grammer fail? At this site? No way!
Next would be a spelling fail?

Kevin

You’re right spelling is next. It’s spelled GRAMMAR.

 
 
 
 
joaozinho

Muito bom! Isto parece os soldados americanos tentando impor a democracia no iraq. Bush out!!!

http://www.joaozinhosantana.blogspot.com

Dark

Hey, stfu. English is pretty hard to learn if it isn’t your first language. Also, not everyone is taught English, as they don’t live in an English-speaking country.
Plus, as you clearly are the king of teh intartoobz, you have the ability to read all languages. They don’t need to write in English.

dan

well, then they should be taught english from BIRTH so we can fucking UNDER
STAND THEM.

Amanda

You are slightly slow, aren’t you there?

 
tawanda

Them and us fail. Learn Portugese if you want to understand. (or cheat and use translation software.)

Dark

They don’t really work very well though.

farrex

Ya, few more seconds and he doesnt needs to worry about the fire, because he would be in heaven.

 
 
 
 
kez

Kind of ignorant but oh well….

 
 
Athanar

Exactly. English is tough even if it IS your first language.

 
 
Anonymous

So, how many foreign languages do you know then?

 
Athanar

How about you just ignore posts you can’t understand?

And why don’t you learn the other half of English, grammar? Capitalization and end punctuation would be nice.

sertrbl

This is an English website, so it’s kind of pointless to say such an irrelevant thing in a different language.

 
 
 
Ray C.

“Very good! This is like the American soldiers trying to impose democracy on Iraq. Bush out!”

So, then, if george w. bush used some twenty times as many soldiers, there might actually be democracy in Iraq?

Você FRACASSA.

Mateus

Hey, Be aware!
Stupid brazilians in sight! xD

 
joaozinho

Olha, eu só acho que os americanos não deveriam invadir o iraque. Afinal, quem atacou a américa não foi um saudita? Por que a guera do iraque? a invasão no afeganistão??

abraço, http://www.joaozinhosantana.blgospot.com

Ray C.

I can read Portuguese after a fashion but am likely to FAIL at trying to write it, and also don’t really care to see a thread get hijacked. Your words were clear enough, at least to those who can read them, but how they connect to the picture above isn’t at all clear.

 
Ray C.

Oh, and your URL has blgospot instead of blogspot and that goes to a typo squatter. FAIL!

 
 
Moe HamHead

Good to know BDS isn’t relegated to just the northern hemisphere.
.
.
By the way, Joao:
.
Che está morto!
.
Get used to it.

Anonymous

Che está morto!

No he isn’t. He lives on by having his image printed on t-shirts at WalMart.
Long live Che - capitalist tool!

Moe HamHead

Larf!
Ernie ‘Che’ Guevara, Das Kapitalist.

Dark

“Larf”? Is this a genuine language?

Dark

I’m not trying to troll.

Alexor

Ignore these goons. I mean seriously, LARF!? What the heck? O_o

 
 
 
 
 
 
Ray C.

Um…no…Der Kapitalist. Kapital is neuter and gets the neuter article Das, but Che was a man and so gets the masculine article Der.

Foreign language FAIL.

Moe HamHead

Um…yeah…I was referencing Marx’s Das Kapital,
but whatever, thanks for the German language lesson.
.
Pun recognition FAIL.

Anonymous

more like pun construction FAIL

 
 
 
 
 
 
Ray C.

Our Brazilian friend has possibly puzzled this out, but let me explain BDS for him just the same. It stands for Bush Derangement Syndrome, a disease peculiar to sane people that renders them incapable of worshipping george w. bush, the Savior of Western Civilization® whom God sent to defend us from the Evil Moose Limbs®. Some Americans seem to be resistant, for reasons not quite known to medical science.

Moe HamHead

Actually it refers to the compulsion of people with a certain bias
to inject Bush’s name into every discussion, no matter how irrelevant.
.
ie: “Bush iz responsible for Global Warming®”
“Bush caused hurricane Katrina”
“Bush gave me male pattern baldness (with the help of Haliburton, etc.”
.
Is there some kind of trigger phrase that releases these bombasts?
Scientists still don’t know.
.
I’ll pray for you.

 
 
 
 
Mateus

@Joãozinho
Cara, eu sou Brasileiro e comunista.
mas acho que aqui é lugar pra se divertir, não para discussões politicas ;)

@Joãozinho
Dude, i’m Brazilian and communist.
But, i think this isn’t the right place to discuss politics, this is a place to have fun. =D

Mateus

Fora que um comentário em português em meio a americanos não faz o minimo sentido oO

Beyond it, a comment in portuguese, at an english environment makes no sense.

Keelhaul

What the flying hell does any of this drivel have to do with a picture of a guy throwing water on a fire….Really??????

Ray C.

Nada. (Yes, that’s Portuguese as well as Spanish.)

 
 
joaozinho

Caro Mateus, eu também acho; não entendo nada do idioma norte americano mas observei que muitos não gostaram mas o número de visita ao meu web blog dobrou.
Abraço fraterno do tb socialista, http://www.joaozinhosantana.blogspot.com

Me diverti muito!

Ray C.

“Dear Mateus, I also think so; I understand nothing of the North American language but … the number of visits to my web blog doubled.

Então isto é spam.

 
 
 
 
 
sim

fail. needs moar water plzkthnx

Chris

Does Paper Aeroplane think plzkthnx is spelled correctly.

 
 
 
Anonymous

use of lolspeak=failblog fail. This is not ICHC.

 
 
 
Anonymous

Win for not running?

 
Dude

Definitely a WIN for trying to save his house by any means!!

 
chris

well we are in a drought

 
Rita

He would probably try to kill an elephant with a pea gun.