Comments on: Gummy Fail, Dirty Mind Win

By: PappaSpanx

PappaSpanx — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:55:22 +0000

I only see big cocks… Big big cocks.

By: Taneer

Taneer — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:32:29 +0000

And now, for an abritrary gear-shift…

PENIS.

Dicsuss

No, not a spelling error. Read slower.

By: ~Jσнηηριкα¢нυ~

~Jσнηηριкα¢нυ~ — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:41:36 +0000

No, but you can have them.

By: Paula

Paula — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:35:18 +0000

HAHAHA!

By: llama

llama — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:03:04 +0000

It has become formal to follow sarcasm with the /s sign

By: defiance

defiance — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:14:30 +0000

GUINESS WORLD RECORD RESPONSE WIN

By: FP

FP — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 23:49:58 +0000

That’s a nice PACKAGE of gummy worms.

By: Bluey

Bluey — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:19:03 +0000

O_o……. that…is….MESSED UP TO THE MAX!

By: Tehn00bz0rz

Tehn00bz0rz — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:17:48 +0000

Zomg!??!?! No wai dood

By: The Reader

The Reader — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 06:32:25 +0000

Er… can you even make gummy orgasms? XD

By: >.>

>.> — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:19:40 +0000

>.> Are you stupid? You lived in it for TEN years, and you didn’t notice?

By: was1

was1 — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 18:28:13 +0000

gummi tacos? (2)

By: was1

was1 — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 18:17:51 +0000

seems we’re being hypercritical (1)

By: oh shit

oh shit — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 19:23:35 +0000

crap, i’ve been living in a lighthouse for ten years.
Now that you mention it it does look like a dick!

By: Zeke Divinos, also known as SonividSulegnaEkez from Youtube, also known as William Zagorski from Texas

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:05:31 +0000

Nazi*

By: Paul

Paul — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:08:09 +0000

Yeah, just like a real dick, dumb ass.

By: Winner

Winner — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 20:20:35 +0000

This is hillarious, but I need to know, why would you want to eat a gummy lighthouse? Must there be a gummy for everything?

By: michelle

michelle — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 23:49:54 +0000

awesome, you can buy these at the christmas tree shop… they didnt have these when i worked there!

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:56:19 +0000

To me they look like circumcised penises with testicles. What geniuses. What a great marketing strategy. Perhaps they should make titties and butts and orgasms and other stuff like this. If they are going to keep making stuff like this, I need to buy up a few blocks of stock in this company called Mill Farms. This could be the next big investment.

By: jurwell

jurwell — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:44:32 +0000

ha… package

By: A dude named Joe, i forgot my last name... help...

A dude named Joe, i forgot my last name... help... — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 02:01:33 +0000

TRY CAPS LOCK DUDE, IT MAKES IT ALOT EASIER.

By: A dude named Joe, i forgot my last name... help...

A dude named Joe, i forgot my last name... help... — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 02:00:05 +0000

Ha… I triple posted, so now you cant nag on anyone else… HAHAHAHA!

By: A dude named Joe, i forgot my last name... help...

A dude named Joe, i forgot my last name... help... — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:56:28 +0000

EXACTLY!

By: A dude named Joe, i forgot my last name... help...

A dude named Joe, i forgot my last name... help... — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:55:31 +0000

ZOMG… Amanda is for conformity… JK. Well Amamda, being stupid and immature is fun. Most of the people who visit failblog are between the ages of 9 and 18. were stupid and immature anyways… WHEEEEE!!!

By: Nobody important.

Nobody important. — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:24:02 +0000

noobs.

By: Stephmaster

Stephmaster — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 18:57:03 +0000

there are a lot of things in the world that are made just as an excuse for them to look like cocks. It is no accident. People just do it naturally

By: D$$$

D$$$ — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 17:15:51 +0000

No, up your ass.

By: jointheparatay

jointheparatay — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 04:08:51 +0000

that was truly, truly beautiful.
…

By: James "Grammer Nazi" Bowen

James "Grammer Nazi" Bowen — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:00:31 +0000

Where!?!?! Jesus, there at it again. Damn Natzies.

“Each Man Under my Command owes me 100 Natzie Scalps… …And I want my scalps!” -Inglorious Bastards Movie

By: Regin the Radiant

Regin the Radiant — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:28:17 +0000

Why do people first, then have people hate them? Why does it matter if you are first on 9,256th? why do we care? Is it real? Do we exist, truly or is it all shadows on the wall? Is this the real life, or the fantasy? Do we dream? Life, love, health does it exist? All the lonely people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? Be us small specks of sand in an enormous beach floating towards infinty? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

(I got a little carried away, sorry.)

By: ZZZZZZ

ZZZZZZ — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:54:45 +0000

yet more material for failblog…

By: Yamthief

Yamthief — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:14:53 +0000

sarcasm fail?

By: Yamthief

Yamthief — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:14:18 +0000

in that case, your imagination just isn’t quite up to the failblog standard…
In order to fix this, i suggest you visit 4chan for a little inspiration!

By: Yamthief

Yamthief — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:08:54 +0000

round number fail!

By: Yamthief

Yamthief — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:07:08 +0000

Capslock fail. Certainly not a win.

By: Yamthief

Yamthief — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:05:42 +0000

now who’s double posting?!

By: Yamthief

Yamthief — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:04:57 +0000

I 2nd that

By: Yamthief

Yamthief — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:03:23 +0000

touché. I like.

By: Yamthief

Yamthief — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 09:28:03 +0000

I think occasionally there’s someone who purposefully puts something like this together, just so they can make small kids eat wang. Personally, i think it’s hilarious

By: Cassieluvsu2

Cassieluvsu2 — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 05:09:30 +0000

guiness had it comin. bunch of bull shitters XD

By: ZZZZZZ

ZZZZZZ — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:44:54 +0000

Sarcasm on the internet sucks hard IMO (unless its a voice or video chat)

By: HoleApplauder

HoleApplauder — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 07:42:17 +0000

Thanks for being the first one to say 3. I was thinking it, and was going to do it, had no one by the bottom.

By: Callum

Callum — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:43:29 +0000

i think lighthouses is just an excuse to make gummy cocks

By: smartypants

smartypants — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 01:12:32 +0000

no they mean that they’re dicks…. and lol for the lighthouses!!

By: WarDragon

WarDragon — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:08:24 +0000

oh, please do XD

By: WarDragon

WarDragon — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:59:39 +0000

I think he just did

By: dirty

dirty — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:58:34 +0000

Lighthouse?
Bj*

there, fixed it for you

By: Fishy

Fishy — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:25:27 +0000

I don’t get it, Failblog thinks that Guinness World Records Limited are a bunch of lighthouses???? LOL

By: Josh

Josh — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:27:16 +0000

176th!
Wow… People should really make sure that products that are consumed by children don’t resemble a male’s genitalia… or anyone’s genitals for that matter… I laugh at those guinness people…

And I can only think of 7 things you could do with them…

By: PuppyStomper

PuppyStomper — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:14:34 +0000

So you might know… How many can you get for a dollar? And If I give you enough $$ will you suck a lighthouse in the VIP room?