Gummy Fail, Dirty Mind Win
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Oh. My. God. TOTALLY EPIC!
omg…..is this even possible!
And we are supposed to put those in our mouths?
I also love how on the package the lighthouse is glowing and stuff.
No, they’re suppositories.
Vaginal suppositories, I might add.
yum
That’s nasty! (2nd!)
You guys need to calm it down with saying what number you are. It’s stupid and immature.
And lighthouses [?] FTW.
i can think of 100 things to do with those
I can think of 2. what are the other 98?
Umm… I can only think of 2 as well.
Time to put gummi lighthouses up my ass.
Then pull it out and put it back in.
I repeat until white stuff flies out of top of lighthouse
I can only think of one! At least, the only one that might possibly be anything I’d want to do…
oooh oooh i know the rest! *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* bbbbbeeep*
(2 days l8r) and eating.
done.
*does every single thing named*
I know I just do it to annoy people…. Aren’t I terrible?
91st!
You guys need to calm it down with saying what number you are. It’s stupid and immature.
And lighthouses [?] FTW.
you need to calm down with the double posting.
netiquette fail
But yeah, who would think of gummy lighthouses?
YES! Next, let’s make some gummy arial views naval bases….
You know damn well internet messes up and people post twice. I don’t need to spam to get my point across.
And I totally agree with the fact I can think of like, 200 things I could do with those and just mess with society in general.
Even the one on the package looks phallic.
The one on the bag looks like a dildo over a hole.
exactly
lighthouses by their very design are phallic
4th
stop thiz u retardz! u all day, all week, all month, w8ing to say “YAY FIRST!!1 YAY SECOND!! YAYS WERE BOTH GHAYS!!11″
yeah and that “gummy FAIL” is awsome! DX
i whole heartedly agree with your point of burning firsters and personally think they should be hunted for sport, but may i point out this is a serious typing fail. i know how hard it is to hold down the shift key while angry, but try hard to make your text faces in the right order.
I agree, plus fail for homophobia.
Yeah, I can see that you, too, know the difficulty of holding down the shift key while angry.
Chill. Why wouldn’t anybody understand that this kind of attention is exactly what the “first”(or “2nd” or …) -spammers want? Just don’t comment on it…
(BTW, there’s no “first” in the first post. Win!)
lyk i sad -_-
The irony is just did exactly what you said no one should do.
I believe that is called ‘hypocriticism’
I believe that is called ‘hypocriticism’
i believe it was a necessary sacrifice to make a point, like having wars and stuff. however, you sir get double points for your philological creativity.
You get an extra triple-word score for “philological”.
I think the word you’re looking for is ‘hypocrisy’. Dictionary fail.
hypocriticism is a word to and in that case, there was no reason to choose between the two forms of the verb.
I think everyone should post their number, just to annoy all you people who take it too seriously.
i dont think it happend by accident i think this form was planned so it’s a WIN!
Who wants some nice, fresh gummy dicks?
Potential slogans:
- We pack em in!
- Taste the rainbow!
- As salty as the sea!
This picture is full of win!
fly me
OH GOD WHERE CAN I GET SOME OF THOSE
That’s what your mom said!
actually i think thats what they said. yeah, yep. right up there. ^ see.
Ahahahaha.
Eat a bag of dicks!
I wondered what that guy meant when he told me to go eat a load of light houses… Now I see he was trying to insult me.
The funny thing about this is: The project designer probably came to the owner of said light house and showed it to them. Now consider his embarassment upon looking at the fruity gums. He couldn’t say “These look like dicks” now, could he?
lol the sad thing here is that THESE look a hell of a lot more realistic then the actual gummie dicks that some places sell
touche.
it scares the crap out of me that you know this information.
lol
Been to the Spencers in your local mall lately? They sell gummy whips and handcuffs! I’m pretty sure most large and truly interesting adult stores also carry such novelties as gummy phalluses.
How would I know?…cuz I’s a stripperrrr!
tasty
Lighthouse?
Bs.
The creators just wanted to make a candy so that kids could learn to suck cock from an early age -_-
yummmmm
it’s gay pride weekend in Portland!
finely, some im bigger than ^^
LOL! Probably not something you want to share here. ><
Only $1.99, nice.
Comment #36!
lol
psh. comment 37! beat that! lol
i take that back… 38! ^.^
39 in teh house!!11one
ROFLOMATIC
Thats a really nice pic
hmmm…nothing to say
GIVE’EM TO THE CHILDREN! AHAHAHAHA!
Rotfl. I was thinking last night and I wish I had these in middle school. I could get away with anything there. I flipped off my teacher and said I had a cut on my finger and she sent me to the nurse. Lmao. God that would be fun.
New where can I get my hands on some of these!
I can think of endless things to do with these!
you can get your hands on my gummy if you want.but
we can not tell.ok
LMAO. The irony of these posts against ‘1st’ comments is unbelievable. You guys/girls are nothing but trolls who have way too much time on your hands. Grow up. Wanting to brag about the first comment on a submission is natural, understandable, and acceptable.
you took too long.
#53!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go get a life and stop being a hater.
bitch.
Better late than never…..Or maybe not. =P
Putting aside what the lighthouses obviously look like, i still keep asking “Lighthouses”???…What are they going to make gummies of next? Telephones? Parking garages? Nuclear power plants?
In soviet russia, gummy-nukes eat you!
EPIC WIN
ravioli
Why would someone even sell gummies shaped as lighthouses? And who would buy them? I’d say that’s a marketing fail.
Why would someone even sell gummies shaped as lighthouses? Exactly! So this was surely made on purpose – marketing win! This will sell like hotcakes in the pubescent market niche…
FYI,
Old people LOVE lighthouses.
-> Double marketing win!
This candy is available at Christmas Tree Shops
http://www.christmastreeshops.com/frames.html
for reals
I’d def buy a gummy nookyoolar plant!
FR33 PR0NZ!
i bought gummy bears today, just not the same.
It’s crazy what they’re feeding kids these days.
So thats what a Dr. Tran’s Old Styled Peppermint Dickables looks like!
Gummi Lighthouses+Gummi Bears+Warm water=Well-endowed Gummi Bears!
AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! XD Ok…I just cracked up so hard at that mental image. Now I gotta order some of these and do that. XDDDDDD
I’m guessing: someone made gummi …erm… private parts, and they came up with the packaging after the fact.
They’re still trying to come up with an explanation for gummi …erm… female private parts. Gummi olives?
…What the hell have you been dating?
jelly babies?
Mmm… can easily fit more than one in my mouth
I would buy a gummy dictionary, so I could spell check everyone in a way they might understand.
only sick minds think thats gross
porn movie win
Who the fuck came up with the idea of gummy lighthouses in the first place? Then they had to fail the design. ><
I’m waiting for the gummy looking vaginas – I think I met her last weekend
LOL. OMG! That’s just great!
WIN HAHA
there is no fail… is there?