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Oh. My. God. TOTALLY EPIC!
omg…..is this even possible!
And we are supposed to put those in our mouths?
I also love how on the package the lighthouse is glowing and stuff.
get your mind out of the gutters, all I see are lighthouses. Long shaft like lighthouses.
No, those long shafts are the Guinness World Records Limited Legal Department.
ZING!
look harder
Dude, I think you failed at noticing the sarcasm.
its kind of hard to notice sarcasm in writing..
Sarcasm on the internet sucks hard IMO (unless its a voice or video chat)
It has become formal to follow sarcasm with the /s sign
thats what you see all day, right?
LOL @ SYZYGY
ha… package
No, they’re suppositories.
Vaginal suppositories, I might add.
yum
Lighthouse goes where?
No, up your ass.
Yeah, just like a real dick, dumb ass.
how do things like this go by unnoticed by people who make them? However it happens, I am so happy it does because it’s hilarious
I think occasionally there’s someone who purposefully puts something like this together, just so they can make small kids eat wang. Personally, i think it’s hilarious
That’s nasty! (2nd!)
You guys need to calm it down with saying what number you are. It’s stupid and immature.
And lighthouses [?] FTW.
i can think of 100 things to do with those
I can think of 2. what are the other 98?
Umm… I can only think of 2 as well.
Time to put gummi lighthouses up my ass.
Then pull it out and put it back in.
I repeat until white stuff flies out of top of lighthouse
I can only think of one! At least, the only one that might possibly be anything I’d want to do…
i can think of three
Thanks for being the first one to say 3. I was thinking it, and was going to do it, had no one by the bottom.
And now, for an abritrary gear-shift…
PENIS.
Dicsuss
No, not a spelling error. Read slower.
oooh oooh i know the rest! *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* bbbbbeeep*
(2 days l8r) and eating.
done.
*does every single thing named*
I know I just do it to annoy people…. Aren’t I terrible?
no… your just an idiot
You’ve used “your” instead of “you’re”.
Hey, a Grammar Nazi!
Heil Apostrophe!
bahaha! niiice
And proud of it. Just sayin’ it takes one to know one.
You shouldn’t start a sentence with “And”. It’s just not right. ;D
And I don’t actually care, because I wasn’t being a Grammar Nazi, just pointing out that if Mousetrap was going to call someone an idiot, he should really be proving that his own IQ is over 20…
touché. I like.
yet more material for failblog…
Why shouldn’t you start a sentence with ‘and?’ If you still use that rule, you suck at writing.
Where!?!?! Jesus, there at it again. Damn Natzies.
“Each Man Under my Command owes me 100 Natzie Scalps… …And I want my scalps!” -Inglorious Bastards Movie
Nazi*
thank you
OMG a grammer Nazi. tell me, have you also started attacking people who dont pronounce the “G” at the end of -ing words?
OMG Godwin’s Law!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL waffle-mayo.
Now that’s just silly. In my defence, I don’t usually take issue with it, but calling someone an “idiot” when you can’t tell the difference between “there”, “their” and “they’re” is asking for trouble.
I’m sorry I even brought it up. Please accept my heartfelt and grammatically-fascistic apologies.
Or even “your” and “you’re” for that matter. Whatever…
*wishes he’d never bothered*
No, thank you for bothering. It made me giggle.
91st!
ZOMG… Amanda is for conformity… JK. Well Amamda, being stupid and immature is fun. Most of the people who visit failblog are between the ages of 9 and 18. were stupid and immature anyways… WHEEEEE!!!
You’ve used “were” instead of “we’re.”
You guys need to calm it down with saying what number you are. It’s stupid and immature.
And lighthouses [?] FTW.
you need to calm down with the double posting.
netiquette fail
But yeah, who would think of gummy lighthouses?
YES! Next, let’s make some gummy arial views naval bases….
hahaha nice point made:D
I 2nd that
EXACTLY!
Zomg!??!?! No wai dood
You know damn well internet messes up and people post twice. I don’t need to spam to get my point across.
And I totally agree with the fact I can think of like, 200 things I could do with those and just mess with society in general.
Do you have multiple personality disorder? Because I know damn well that the same randomized avatar rarely/never shows up on Failblog. And so far you’ve taken on three names, then contradicted yourself….
Scratch that, you’ve taken on even more…. It’s trolling to a new degree!
*Facepalm*
*Shoots self in face*
now who’s double posting?!
Ha… I triple posted, so now you cant nag on anyone else… HAHAHAHA!
Even the one on the package looks phallic.
The one on the bag looks like a dildo over a hole.
exactly
lighthouses by their very design are phallic
4th
stop thiz u retardz! u all day, all week, all month, w8ing to say “YAY FIRST!!1 YAY SECOND!! YAYS WERE BOTH GHAYS!!11″
yeah and that “gummy FAIL” is awsome! DX
i whole heartedly agree with your point of burning firsters and personally think they should be hunted for sport, but may i point out this is a serious typing fail. i know how hard it is to hold down the shift key while angry, but try hard to make your text faces in the right order.
I agree, plus fail for homophobia.
Yeah, I can see that you, too, know the difficulty of holding down the shift key while angry.
Capslock fail. Certainly not a win.
TRY CAPS LOCK DUDE, IT MAKES IT ALOT EASIER.
Chill. Why wouldn’t anybody understand that this kind of attention is exactly what the “first”(or “2nd” or …) -spammers want? Just don’t comment on it…
(BTW, there’s no “first” in the first post. Win!)
lyk i sad -_-
The irony is just did exactly what you said no one should do.
I believe that is called ‘hypocriticism’
We think you mean ‘hypocrisy’
*ticketed*
Don’t let it happen again.
I believe that is called ‘hypocriticism’
i believe it was a necessary sacrifice to make a point, like having wars and stuff. however, you sir get double points for your philological creativity.
You get an extra triple-word score for “philological”.
I think the word you’re looking for is ‘hypocrisy’. Dictionary fail.
hypocriticism is a word to and in that case, there was no reason to choose between the two forms of the verb.
I’m wondering if anyone is realizing that half the people on this post are the same people, just tossing it out there.
(Check the avatars)
seems we’re being hypercritical (1)
I think everyone should post their number, just to annoy all you people who take it too seriously.
33.67th !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FTW
round number fail!
i dont think it happend by accident i think this form was planned so it’s a WIN!
Who wants some nice, fresh gummy dicks?
Potential slogans:
- We pack em in!
- Taste the rainbow!
- As salty as the sea!
This picture is full of win!
fly me
OH GOD WHERE CAN I GET SOME OF THOSE
That’s what your mom said!
actually i think thats what they said. yeah, yep. right up there. ^ see.
Ahahahaha.
Eat a bag of dicks!
I wondered what that guy meant when he told me to go eat a load of light houses… Now I see he was trying to insult me.
The funny thing about this is: The project designer probably came to the owner of said light house and showed it to them. Now consider his embarassment upon looking at the fruity gums. He couldn’t say “These look like dicks” now, could he?
lol the sad thing here is that THESE look a hell of a lot more realistic then the actual gummie dicks that some places sell
touche.
it scares the crap out of me that you know this information.
lol
Been to the Spencers in your local mall lately? They sell gummy whips and handcuffs! I’m pretty sure most large and truly interesting adult stores also carry such novelties as gummy phalluses.
How would I know?…cuz I’s a stripperrrr!
tasty
So you might know… How many can you get for a dollar? And If I give you enough $$ will you suck a lighthouse in the VIP room?
yummmmm
it’s gay pride weekend in Portland!
finely, some im bigger than ^^
LOL! Probably not something you want to share here. ><
I think he just did
Only $1.99, nice.
Comment #36!
lol
psh. comment 37! beat that! lol
i take that back… 38! ^.^
39 in teh house!!11one
ROFLOMATIC
Thats a really nice pic
hmmm…nothing to say
then why did you comment?
hmmm?
retard.
pwnd.
noobs.
GIVE’EM TO THE CHILDREN! AHAHAHAHA!
Rotfl. I was thinking last night and I wish I had these in middle school. I could get away with anything there. I flipped off my teacher and said I had a cut on my finger and she sent me to the nurse. Lmao. God that would be fun.
New where can I get my hands on some of these!
I can think of endless things to do with these!
you can get your hands on my gummy if you want.but
we can not tell.ok
LMAO. The irony of these posts against ‘1st’ comments is unbelievable. You guys/girls are nothing but trolls who have way too much time on your hands. Grow up. Wanting to brag about the first comment on a submission is natural, understandable, and acceptable.
you took too long.
#53!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go get a life and stop being a hater.
bitch.
What? how does calling someone else a bitch not make YOU a hater in return?
go billy! ^^
Better late than never…..Or maybe not. =P
Putting aside what the lighthouses obviously look like, i still keep asking “Lighthouses”???…What are they going to make gummies of next? Telephones? Parking garages? Nuclear power plants?
In soviet russia, gummy-nukes eat you!
EPIC WIN
ravioli
Why would someone even sell gummies shaped as lighthouses? And who would buy them? I’d say that’s a marketing fail.
Why would someone even sell gummies shaped as lighthouses? Exactly! So this was surely made on purpose – marketing win! This will sell like hotcakes in the pubescent market niche…
FYI,
Old people LOVE lighthouses.
-> Double marketing win!
maybe they sell them as ” SOOVE-A-NEARS” for going to the light house?
This candy is available at Christmas Tree Shops
http://www.christmastreeshops.com/frames.html
for reals
i work there :-p we laugh about it all the time
I’d def buy a gummy nookyoolar plant!
FR33 PR0NZ!
i bought gummy bears today, just not the same.
It’s crazy what they’re feeding kids these days.
So thats what a Dr. Tran’s Old Styled Peppermint Dickables looks like!
Gummi Lighthouses+Gummi Bears+Warm water=Well-endowed Gummi Bears!
AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! XD Ok…I just cracked up so hard at that mental image. Now I gotta order some of these and do that. XDDDDDD
I am so freakin’ glad I did not have anything in my mouth that could spew out my nose when I read that…
I’m guessing: someone made gummi …erm… private parts, and they came up with the packaging after the fact.
They’re still trying to come up with an explanation for gummi …erm… female private parts. Gummi olives?
…What the hell have you been dating?
jelly babies?
gummi tacos? (2)
Mmm… can easily fit more than one in my mouth
I would buy a gummy dictionary, so I could spell check everyone in a way they might understand.
only sick minds think thats gross
porn movie win
I’m waiting for the gummy looking vaginas – I think I met her last weekend
If you’re looking for Gummy Vaginas look under: Harlem Tunnel Gummies!
LOL. OMG! That’s just great!
WIN HAHA
there is no fail… is there?
wow, OMG…
i gotta git me some a dem gummies…
OMG that is a total FAIL!!!
Wish I could buy them here in Germany…they shouldn’t be missing at any student party
Stubby chubby.
i know wat im gonna get grandma 4 christmas…
This is what they get for hiring a blind guy for quality control.
Those got to be tasty
FIRST!
sales of lighthouse gummies just increased by 400% due to this post ;D
i recommend the red ones! they have the best taste evarrrr. red d…eh, lighthouses FTW!
GO GWR… Most Individuals Killed In A Terrorist Act!!! I MUST BREAK THAT RECORD…. LOOOOOOLL
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So I married an axe murderer?
You sent this to the Guiness guy? I’m really surprised you didn’t just send a goatse.
I can think of so many dirty things to do with those lighthouses…
now filled with 100% juice….makes them taste JEUWSY
So this is why my mom always kept the gummies hidden. D:
they actualy make penis gummy bears in germany.
Hey, now if you say that someone/something “can go eat a bag of dicks,” just hand them one of those!
Lighthouses Rule! You don’t like lighthouses… you suck!!
Dude, that was funny and freaky at the same time :c
Oh god, these are really detailed they got the hair and everything.
Grow up people! if you actually look at them, they are actually light house! And as for the whole “I can think of 200 things to do with them” ew. just ew.
Ok, rant over and I can admit that I suppose I can see why it’s funny
hahaha we sell these at my work and were cracking up one night over the fact that they look like penis gummies instead of lighthouses
this is a convo fail dudes
so wait people chew and eat those ………….
uh lol
totally
i can think of roughly 284 things to do with them. please tell me if you would like them listed.
oh, please do XD
176th!
Wow… People should really make sure that products that are consumed by children don’t resemble a male’s genitalia… or anyone’s genitals for that matter… I laugh at those guinness people…
And I can only think of 7 things you could do with them…
in that case, your imagination just isn’t quite up to the failblog standard…
In order to fix this, i suggest you visit 4chan for a little inspiration!
I don’t get it, Failblog thinks that Guinness World Records Limited are a bunch of lighthouses???? LOL
Lighthouse?
Bj*
there, fixed it for you
no they mean that they’re dicks…. and lol for the lighthouses!!
sarcasm fail?
guiness had it comin. bunch of bull shitters XD
Why do people first, then have people hate them? Why does it matter if you are first on 9,256th? why do we care? Is it real? Do we exist, truly or is it all shadows on the wall? Is this the real life, or the fantasy? Do we dream? Life, love, health does it exist? All the lonely people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? Be us small specks of sand in an enormous beach floating towards infinty? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(I got a little carried away, sorry.)
that was truly, truly beautiful.
…
To me they look like circumcised penises with testicles. What geniuses. What a great marketing strategy. Perhaps they should make titties and butts and orgasms and other stuff like this. If they are going to keep making stuff like this, I need to buy up a few blocks of stock in this company called Mill Farms. This could be the next big investment.
Er… can you even make gummy orgasms? XD
No, but you can have them.
awesome, you can buy these at the christmas tree shop… they didnt have these when i worked there!
This is hillarious, but I need to know, why would you want to eat a gummy lighthouse? Must there be a gummy for everything?
crap, i’ve been living in a lighthouse for ten years.
Now that you mention it it does look like a dick!
>.> Are you stupid? You lived in it for TEN years, and you didn’t notice?
O_o……. that…is….MESSED UP TO THE MAX!
That’s a nice PACKAGE of gummy worms.
GUINESS WORLD RECORD RESPONSE WIN
HAHAHA!
thank you for failing those clowns at guinness. people just sue too much now-a-days. keep up the good work.
wonder who i could give that to for christmas…
now who do i know over 80?
lolz!
You people are sick. they look like LIGHTHOUSES. srsly! it is a bit odd but they do look like lighthouses. grow up.
Why would we be sick?
Nazis Must Die!!!!!
I’d like to eat those…