Comments on: Pimpin’ Fail http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:02:28 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Interneta pieslÄ“gums http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-640137 Interneta pieslÄ“gums Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:06:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-640137 owned! owned!

]]> By: Alex http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-638334 Alex Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:04:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-638334 It does dumbshit Maybe (2) He Will (2) Reconsider (3) 2+2+3=7 It does dumbshit
Maybe (2)
He Will (2)
Reconsider (3)

2+2+3=7

]]> By: Alex http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-638331 Alex Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:02:31 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-638331 It does dumb ass. Maybe (2) He Will (2) Reconsider (3) 2+2+3=7 dumbshit It does dumb ass.
Maybe (2)
He Will (2)
Reconsider (3)

2+2+3=7 dumbshit

]]> By: Rich http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-595935 Rich Sun, 06 Sep 2009 17:13:07 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-595935 ive seen that the black guy was abusing his girlfriend so the white karate master stopped him ive seen that the black guy was abusing his girlfriend so the white karate master stopped him

]]> By: theuncleanone http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-535473 theuncleanone Sat, 25 Jul 2009 08:07:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-535473 the white guy was also a karate instructor. the white guy was also a karate instructor.

]]> By: Fx http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-489889 Fx Fri, 26 Jun 2009 06:11:14 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-489889 *casual arms up for the win* Haha, gotta love that *casual arms up for the win*

Haha, gotta love that

]]> By: RWT http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-439303 RWT Wed, 27 May 2009 23:12:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-439303 Pimping ain't easy, sometimes you slap the bitches, sometimes they slap you. Belated Haiku win. Pimping ain’t easy,
sometimes you slap the bitches,
sometimes they slap you.

Belated Haiku win.

]]> By: SuperGanj http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-413908 SuperGanj Mon, 11 May 2009 10:09:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-413908 Acting tough FAIL! lol. Acting tough FAIL! lol.

]]> By: SuperGanj http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-413905 SuperGanj Mon, 11 May 2009 10:07:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-413905 Hey MILANDER, You don't have it right. dude is not a cop, he was making a Training Video for the cops. Also it was in self defense, a karate expert isn't going to use excessive force unless necessary. He just knocked dude down down a couple seconds. If the pimp tried to sue he would lose. The judge might even laugh at his attempt to sue when there is such strong video evidence against the pimp. Hey MILANDER, You don’t have it right. dude is not a cop, he was making a Training Video for the cops. Also it was in self defense, a karate expert isn’t going to use excessive force unless necessary. He just knocked dude down down a couple seconds.
If the pimp tried to sue he would lose. The judge might even laugh at his attempt to sue when there is such strong video evidence against the pimp.

]]> By: Milander http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-403316 Milander Mon, 04 May 2009 16:36:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-403316 Let's see if I've got this right, so, a trained police officer with a blackbelt in karate/self-defense and God knows what kind of other hand to hand skills has managed to hit another person quite hard and knock him to the ground. Well.. that's like so Wow! you know. Never mind that the black guy was probably completely stoned/drunk/both this is just pathetic. No wonder the guy shrugged his shoulders as he walked away, probably thinking his kid sister could have slapped the guy away he was so out of it. It's not even a fight. Black guy could probably sue and win for use of excessive force. No wonder he wasn't arrested. Let’s see if I’ve got this right, so, a trained police officer with a blackbelt in karate/self-defense and God knows what kind of other hand to hand skills has managed to hit another person quite hard and knock him to the ground. Well.. that’s like so Wow! you know.

Never mind that the black guy was probably completely stoned/drunk/both this is just pathetic. No wonder the guy shrugged his shoulders as he walked away, probably thinking his kid sister could have slapped the guy away he was so out of it. It’s not even a fight.

Black guy could probably sue and win for use of excessive force. No wonder he wasn’t arrested.

]]> By: harry http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-365505 harry Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:51:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-365505 FLAWLESS VICTORY FLAWLESS VICTORY

]]> By: chrishby http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-364411 chrishby Fri, 10 Apr 2009 07:25:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-364411 Nope. I thought that, too. And if he weren't such a low-life piece of pond scum, he should have been taken to a hospital after hitting his head like that. But what's a little brain damage for someone like him? What I don't understand, is why women stay in situations like that. This is the U.S. They can leave, or even fight back if necessary. Nope. I thought that, too. And if he weren’t such a low-life piece of pond scum, he should have been taken to a hospital after hitting his head like that. But what’s a little brain damage for someone like him?
What I don’t understand, is why women stay in situations like that. This is the U.S. They can leave, or even fight back if necessary.

]]> By: blahblah http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-340655 blahblah Thu, 26 Mar 2009 02:07:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-340655 as will i as will i

]]> By: ching http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-222675 ching Mon, 29 Dec 2008 04:42:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-222675 your choices were: 1: Say something interesting/funny. 2: Be a total dick. You failed. Go cry to your mama please, don't bring the stupid here. your choices were:
1: Say something interesting/funny.
2: Be a total dick.
You failed. Go cry to your mama please, don’t bring the stupid here.

]]> By: snip http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-198402 snip Mon, 08 Dec 2008 14:11:50 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-198402 I got it, for one Not many haikus around A shame, lol I got it, for one
Not many haikus around
A shame, lol

]]> By: Iwashere http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-181527 Iwashere Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:02:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-181527 OMG! I saw this on T.V ages ago. PWNED! OMG! I saw this on T.V ages ago. PWNED!

]]> By: Tony Almeida http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-176401 Tony Almeida Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:34:09 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-176401 Pimp down Pimp down

]]> By: ross http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-149916 ross Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:18:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-149916 cows like to eat corn and shoot out brown pies that smell apple-turnovers cows like to eat corn
and shoot out brown pies that smell
apple-turnovers

]]> By: kyle http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-145591 kyle Sat, 25 Oct 2008 04:13:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-145591 "her employer is literally tearing his clothes off to get a piece of the other guy" “her employer is literally tearing his clothes off to get a piece of the other guy”

]]> By: beorning http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-137071 beorning Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:00:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-137071 For those paying attention, or interested, he actually struck him with an open back hand in the brachial-plexus origin nerve point. A good strike with proper energy transfer at this collection of nerves can render a person incapacitated for up to 30 seconds, plenty of time for me to put the cuffs on. We nerds also like to call it "sapping" or "stunlocking". For those paying attention, or interested, he actually struck him with an open back hand in the brachial-plexus origin nerve point. A good strike with proper energy transfer at this collection of nerves can render a person incapacitated for up to 30 seconds, plenty of time for me to put the cuffs on.

We nerds also like to call it “sapping” or “stunlocking”.

]]> By: Ravana http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-124043 Ravana Sun, 05 Oct 2008 08:09:40 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-124043 Got what he deserved. Wish he'd do it again too. Got what he deserved. Wish he’d do it again too.

]]> By: Oh. http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-119798 Oh. Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:31:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-119798 for a second, I thought this was an actual post. oops. turns out theese were actual comments. for a second, I thought this was an actual post. oops. turns out theese were actual comments.

]]> By: Bill http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-84555 Bill Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:52:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-84555 Look at how the people are dressed..and that old *** cab. Does anyone know what yaer this was filmed? This is too funny. Look at how the people are dressed..and that old *** cab. Does anyone know what yaer this was filmed? This is too funny.

]]> By: night http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-60429 night Sat, 09 Aug 2008 17:41:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-60429 That pimp forgot rule one, when posturing to an oponent, never, not ever, allow the person holding you back, to actually let you go. He got what he deserved, not for hitting the whore, but for being so dumb as to attack someone who he had no idea what capabilities they had. When the opponent is smiling and assuming a stance with confidence, it's time to back away. Because you know you're going to get your ass kicked. Just because you can beat your 'ho' senseless, does not mean that you're a good fighter! The sad fact is that that ghetto moron probably didn't even learn his lesson. What a Dick! That pimp forgot rule one, when posturing to an oponent, never, not ever, allow the person holding you back, to actually let you go.

He got what he deserved, not for hitting the whore, but for being so dumb as to attack someone who he had no idea what capabilities they had.

When the opponent is smiling and assuming a stance with confidence, it’s time to back away. Because you know you’re going to get your ass kicked.

Just because you can beat your ‘ho’ senseless, does not mean that you’re a good fighter!

The sad fact is that that ghetto moron probably didn’t even learn his lesson.
What a Dick!

]]> By: Jonthan http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-60398 Jonthan Sat, 09 Aug 2008 17:07:31 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-60398 first first

]]> By: Deputy Bon Junell http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-59396 Deputy Bon Junell Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:45:04 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-59396 The Sheriff should voice EVERYTHING. From "America's Most Repeated Car Crashes" to "Shark Week" to the upcoming presidential debates. The Sheriff should voice EVERYTHING. From “America’s Most Repeated Car Crashes” to “Shark Week” to the upcoming presidential debates.

]]> By: Smalls http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-57154 Smalls Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:15:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-57154 Ya know it's hard out there fo' a pimp. Ya know it’s hard out there fo’ a pimp.

]]> By: felicks http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-50735 felicks Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:00:14 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-50735 listen again, hes making a training video for police, also how many active police officers do you see in t-shirts and white shoes? listen again, hes making a training video for police, also how many active police officers do you see in t-shirts and white shoes?

]]> By: Animolly http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-50426 Animolly Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:40:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-50426 127th 127th

]]> By: johnnycomelately http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-49922 johnnycomelately Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:58:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-49922 I nominate you. I nominate you.

]]> By: johnnycomelately http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-49920 johnnycomelately Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:57:14 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-49920 Bigotry FTL. Crawl back under your rock. Bigotry FTL. Crawl back under your rock.

]]> By: johnnycomelately http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-49916 johnnycomelately Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:56:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-49916 Name spelling fail. Seriously. Did you even look at what you were typing? Name spelling fail. Seriously. Did you even look at what you were typing?

]]> By: Digital Polaroids http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-49202 Digital Polaroids Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:10:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-49202 I LOVED IT!!! HHHHAAAAAAA! I LOVED IT!!! HHHHAAAAAAA!

]]> By: moose http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-44578 moose Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:58:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-44578 When I was in college studying Adm. of justice we watched a video of this guy's training and I was impressed. Guy wasnt cocky or self absorbed (like most teachers) actually he was interesting and liked to joke. Goes to show you, Push the nice quiet polite guy and you might be having to pick yourself up. When I was in college studying Adm. of justice we watched a video of this guy’s training and I was impressed. Guy wasnt cocky or self absorbed (like most teachers) actually he was interesting and liked to joke. Goes to show you, Push the nice quiet polite guy and you might be having to pick yourself up.

]]> By: The Joker http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-43250 The Joker Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:33:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-43250 that what u get 4 being a pimp! that what u get 4 being a pimp!

]]> By: Sagabmx http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-38713 Sagabmx Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:50:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-38713 ROFL XD ROFL XD

]]> By: pheebz http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-37939 pheebz Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:10:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-37939 lol. that proves it IS hard being a pimp (movie ref.) lol. that proves it IS hard being a pimp (movie ref.)

]]> By: haley http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-32506 haley Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:09:59 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-32506 late 80's?? hm for some reason i always thought it was the early 90's not sarcasm no really maybe you're right :D but idk im not all that smart >.< late 80’s??
hm
for some reason i always thought it was the early 90’s
not sarcasm
no really
maybe you’re right
:D
but idk
im not all that smart
>.<

]]> By: adfdfasf http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-29618 adfdfasf Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:44:05 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-29618 haha, the voiceover sounds a lot like the "derp" trailer voiceovers from south park...hmm. apt haha, the voiceover sounds a lot like the “derp” trailer voiceovers from south park…hmm. apt

]]> By: penny http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-27515 penny Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:28:09 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-27515 Too bad it didn't kill him! Too bad it didn’t kill him!

]]> By: ClickClick http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-25175 ClickClick Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:24:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-25175 God, I hope so. God, I hope so.

]]> By: ozyran http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-20622 ozyran Sun, 22 Jun 2008 00:40:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-20622 Not only a fail, but an OWNED! as well. Not only a fail, but an OWNED! as well.

]]> By: jamesthedragonslayer http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-19643 jamesthedragonslayer Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:54:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-19643 You like it in the butt this is not a haiku you really are gay You like it in the butt
this is not a haiku
you really are gay

]]> By: mcswiggle http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-19050 mcswiggle Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:44:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-19050 The pimp cannot even rip his t-shirt off, he has to pull it over his head just to get away from his own hooker! The karate guy could hardly have found a softer target, and was clearly showing off for the camera. In fact he is at least as big a bully as the pimp... The pimp cannot even rip his t-shirt off, he has to pull it over his head just to get away from his own hooker! The karate guy could hardly have found a softer target, and was clearly showing off for the camera. In fact he is at least as big a bully as the pimp…

]]> By: zog http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-18929 zog Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:09:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-18929 I'm confused, the from the vid (ignoring the voiceover) the guy who they said was attacking didn't attack, he just walked up to the other guy and the other guy (karate dude?) hit him first. He didn't even have his hands raised. Of course I couldnt hear what they were saying to each other, and the whole rippin off the tshirt bit would give you cause for concern. I’m confused, the from the vid (ignoring the voiceover) the guy who they said was attacking
didn’t attack, he just walked up to the other guy and the other guy (karate dude?) hit him first. He didn’t even have his hands raised.
Of course I couldnt hear what they were saying to each other, and the whole rippin off the tshirt bit would give you cause for concern.

]]> By: PPCT http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-18569 PPCT Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:03:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-18569 It's a nerve strike called a "brachial stun" and it's taught as a part of "Pressure Point Control Tactics," a form of hand-to-hand taught in some police/SO programs. The guy who delivered that strike was fired from his position because he failed to make the arrest after striking the suspect (he was an active police officer). It’s a nerve strike called a “brachial stun” and it’s taught as a part of “Pressure Point Control Tactics,” a form of hand-to-hand taught in some police/SO programs. The guy who delivered that strike was fired from his position because he failed to make the arrest after striking the suspect (he was an active police officer).

]]> By: squizan http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-18004 squizan Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:29:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-18004 I'll hold em down, Dark. I’ll hold em down, Dark.

]]> By: Ashley Pomeroy http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-17872 Ashley Pomeroy Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:42:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-17872 76th? 76th?

]]> By: Dark http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-17800 Dark Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:59:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-17800 ...Now that you mention it, that would be slightly more rewarding. It'd probably kill the guy though. …Now that you mention it, that would be slightly more rewarding. It’d probably kill the guy though.

]]> By: Vaux http://failblog.org/2008/06/13/pimpin-fail/#comment-17648 Vaux Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:30:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=1150#comment-17648 Yeah, but there's just something primevaly satisfying about a spin kick to the head. Sledge-hammer tactic to be sure, but it makes one's inner Neanderthal grunt with approval. Yeah, but there’s just something primevaly satisfying about a spin kick to the head. Sledge-hammer tactic to be sure, but it makes one’s inner Neanderthal grunt with approval.

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