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fail…
First reply
Your choices were:
1: Say something interesting/funny.
2: GTFO
You failed. Go back to ICHC please, don’t bring the stupid here.
Yours wasn’t funny, so GTFO. Yeah I know this isn’t funny either, I’m leaving.
I tought it was funny, ironically funny XD
1. Tits
2. GTFO
Not funny the first time. The more you post this crappy copypasta, the more I want to feed you razor-blades.
I’ll hold em down, Dark.
as will i
for a second, I thought this was an actual post. oops. turns out theese were actual comments.
your choices were:
1: Say something interesting/funny.
2: Be a total dick.
You failed. Go cry to your mama please, don’t bring the stupid here.
Get a life…here’s a BOZO button as a reward for being first:
http://www.esnarf.com/2213.jpg
second :p
Pimp is not so tough…
Maybe he’ll reconsider
Slapping girls around?
all woman beaters may hence forth be known as “man-bitch”
amen
Pimp haiku? Nice one.
Not everyone would know that
Pimps love poetry
I got it, for one
Not many haikus around
A shame, lol
Your haiku is wack
The second stanza needed
Seven syllables
Never mind, my bad
I did not count correctly
That’s a HAIKU FAIL
Your haiku fail here
Appropriate for the site
As fail is the point
You like it in the butt
this is not a haiku
you really are gay
It does dumb ass.
Maybe (2)
He Will (2)
Reconsider (3)
2+2+3=7 dumbshit
It does dumbshit
Maybe (2)
He Will (2)
Reconsider (3)
2+2+3=7
You…uh…you do know you put that twice right? I would say fail, but it would be too easy.
haikus are pretty
but sometimes they don’t make sense
refrigerator
I’ve TOTALLY never heard that one before. Where’d you get that, facebook?
No, they stole it from http://www.threadless.com, because they fail at making their own haikus.
Link to said haiku: http://threadless.com/product/623/Haikus_are_easy_but
cows like to eat corn
and shoot out brown pies that smell
apple-turnovers
That is a whole fridge full of win.
the white guy was also a karate instructor.
wheres my car?
While I’m glad the pimp got his, he’ll probably take it out on the woman later that evening.
My thought as well. She saw him bested.
Dont worry, the pimp died of a mysterious round-house kick related death that evening
Karate Jay has connections
God, I hope so.
Was that an inside (in-to-out) chop, or a back fist… I can’t tell.
Back fist, and a damn impressive one at that!
obverse ridge-hand strike
driven to pimp’s drunken neck
one strike. fight over.
haiku win
martial arts win, tough-ass attitude fail
courtesy/humility/integrity/indomitablespirit/perseverance/selfcontrol
I thought that it was an elbow personally, damn well executed though, Jay Lee FTW
and from one Dancha to another, the order of the tenets is Courtesy, Integrity, Perseverance, Self-Control, Indomitable Spirit and then Modesty
It’s a nerve strike called a “brachial stun” and it’s taught as a part of “Pressure Point Control Tactics,” a form of hand-to-hand taught in some police/SO programs. The guy who delivered that strike was fired from his position because he failed to make the arrest after striking the suspect (he was an active police officer).
listen again, hes making a training video for police, also how many active police officers do you see in t-shirts and white shoes?
that is what you call a bitch slap
Karate bitch slap? You might be onto something there.
I was hoping for the “boot to the head!”, though.
Nah, anyone can knock you flat with a boot to the head, it’s much harder to flatten someone with a hit that seems so calm, restrained and careful. It was just so smoothly done.
Yeah, but there’s just something primevaly satisfying about a spin kick to the head. Sledge-hammer tactic to be sure, but it makes one’s inner Neanderthal grunt with approval.
…Now that you mention it, that would be slightly more rewarding. It’d probably kill the guy though.
ITYM pimp slap.
1st Comments lol.gif
Fourteenth. Oh wait, no one cares, REGARDLESS of number.
LOL pimp almost got hit by car too
Would have been better if he had.
‘Sheriff’ John Bunnell – funniest man on TV?
no
You must never slap the revenue source, grasshopper.
Video deleted from YouTube. Viewing failed.
It is still there actually, maybe you simply said that to say something?
This clip has been all over the net for 100’s of years.
It was the first video clip I put on the internet after I invented it.
AL! MY MAN! How’s the weather up there?
…
Oh. Sorry. Sensitive point.
Also, internet = only used for public access since the late 80s.
If you count man-hours frivoled away on blogs, it probably has been hundreds of years.
late 80’s??
hm
for some reason i always thought it was the early 90’s
not sarcasm
no really
maybe you’re right
but idk
im not all that smart
>.<
dropped.
“when the pimp attacks” = pimp walks towards jay.
americans are fail at fighting
yeah canadians are better.
hockey. case in point.
Name spelling fail. Seriously. Did you even look at what you were typing?
Want to get someone who will really attack you?
Piss off a Japanese chef. Those guys are insane with their knives.
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, man, its, CHUCK NORRIS???
God, how did I miss this video? This is so incredibly awesome – it’s made extra awesome because my husband was a Houston cop and dealt with assholes like that pimp everyday – and he couldn’t slap them down like that!
I actually laughed out loud. White guy ftw.
Bigotry FTL. Crawl back under your rock.
1.) Pimp beat down
2.) Ho chooses to take kung fu man for new pimp
3.) Kung fu man teaches ho self defense
4.) Ho becomes Super Woman. Ho no more.
Slight correction to #4: “Ho no mo.”
Srsly, wouldn’t it be nice to think that something like that happened – that the woman’s eyes were opened to the loserness of the pimp and her career as a hooker, and turned to the “kung fu man” for advice and encouragement in how to get out of her dead-end life… *sigh* Wishful thinking, I know.
If nothing else, maybe she’ll take a karate class or two, so the next time the pimp decides to hit her, or if one of her clients gets violent, she can address it herself.
Race war! Race war! Whites win again! Yes!
Only one word to this: FAIL
lol, funny
Hey man that Ishh aint Easy.
hohoho..very fail..
Pimp down, pimp down!
you know what they say…”Pimp’n aint easy!”
LOL I saw this on TV once
I hope the pimp knows this is out there and the world is laughing at him.
who’s the BITCH now? LOL
Who’s the BITCH now? LOL
I nominate you.
I love that it looked like he was still trying to talk shit even after taking a nice ridge hand to the gob and falling on his ass 5 times on the way to the cab. Beautiful video.
this video has made my day.
Is it just me that thought it looked like his head fell off the first time round, until it got played again and it was his hat?
Decapitation with your fist… I’d love to learn that.
Nope. I thought that, too. And if he weren’t such a low-life piece of pond scum, he should have been taken to a hospital after hitting his head like that. But what’s a little brain damage for someone like him?
What I don’t understand, is why women stay in situations like that. This is the U.S. They can leave, or even fight back if necessary.
haha thats amazing. i love it! i hate pimps!
Can’t beat sheriff John Bunell for dramatic voiceovers (and orange sunbed tans)
The Sheriff should voice EVERYTHING. From “America’s Most Repeated Car Crashes” to “Shark Week” to the upcoming presidential debates.
76th?
I’m confused, the from the vid (ignoring the voiceover) the guy who they said was attacking
didn’t attack, he just walked up to the other guy and the other guy (karate dude?) hit him first. He didn’t even have his hands raised.
Of course I couldnt hear what they were saying to each other, and the whole rippin off the tshirt bit would give you cause for concern.
The pimp cannot even rip his t-shirt off, he has to pull it over his head just to get away from his own hooker! The karate guy could hardly have found a softer target, and was clearly showing off for the camera. In fact he is at least as big a bully as the pimp…
Not only a fail, but an OWNED! as well.
Too bad it didn’t kill him!
haha, the voiceover sounds a lot like the “derp” trailer voiceovers from south park…hmm. apt
lol. that proves it IS hard being a pimp (movie ref.)
ROFL XD
that what u get 4 being a pimp!
I LOVED IT!!! HHHHAAAAAAA!
127th
Ya know it’s hard out there fo’ a pimp.
first
That pimp forgot rule one, when posturing to an oponent, never, not ever, allow the person holding you back, to actually let you go.
He got what he deserved, not for hitting the whore, but for being so dumb as to attack someone who he had no idea what capabilities they had.
When the opponent is smiling and assuming a stance with confidence, it’s time to back away. Because you know you’re going to get your ass kicked.
Just because you can beat your ‘ho’ senseless, does not mean that you’re a good fighter!
The sad fact is that that ghetto moron probably didn’t even learn his lesson.
What a Dick!
Look at how the people are dressed..and that old *** cab. Does anyone know what yaer this was filmed? This is too funny.
Got what he deserved. Wish he’d do it again too.
For those paying attention, or interested, he actually struck him with an open back hand in the brachial-plexus origin nerve point. A good strike with proper energy transfer at this collection of nerves can render a person incapacitated for up to 30 seconds, plenty of time for me to put the cuffs on.
We nerds also like to call it “sapping” or “stunlocking”.
“her employer is literally tearing his clothes off to get a piece of the other guy”
Pimp down
OMG! I saw this on T.V ages ago. PWNED!
FLAWLESS VICTORY
Let’s see if I’ve got this right, so, a trained police officer with a blackbelt in karate/self-defense and God knows what kind of other hand to hand skills has managed to hit another person quite hard and knock him to the ground. Well.. that’s like so Wow! you know.
Never mind that the black guy was probably completely stoned/drunk/both this is just pathetic. No wonder the guy shrugged his shoulders as he walked away, probably thinking his kid sister could have slapped the guy away he was so out of it. It’s not even a fight.
Black guy could probably sue and win for use of excessive force. No wonder he wasn’t arrested.
Hey MILANDER, You don’t have it right. dude is not a cop, he was making a Training Video for the cops. Also it was in self defense, a karate expert isn’t going to use excessive force unless necessary. He just knocked dude down down a couple seconds.
If the pimp tried to sue he would lose. The judge might even laugh at his attempt to sue when there is such strong video evidence against the pimp.
Acting tough FAIL! lol.
Pimping ain’t easy,
sometimes you slap the bitches,
sometimes they slap you.
Belated Haiku win.
Actually, I would say your lack of vocabulary, abuse of the nature of a haiku, need of so many curse words, and all around stupidity would make that belated haiku a fail.
*casual arms up for the win*
Haha, gotta love that
ive seen that the black guy was abusing his girlfriend so the white karate master stopped him
owned!
Why does everyone assume this guy is a pimp? Because he’s black? To me it looks like his girlfriend is just trying to stop him from getting into a fight. And we don’t even know how the fight got started.
dude, dont pull the effin race card mate, this was in the news, its a famous martial arts guy who was giving a demonstraition to a geroup of pigs, this scumbag was known to them as a pimg and hstler etc, really you fail……..u seem more concearned with protecting this scumbag than with the fact he was knocking this woman about, pfft
Was that Chuck Norris?
AAAAAAAAAAAND bitch slap!
Haha, coons can be so funny. Feets, do yo stuff!
DUDEEE you got knocked the F out!