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  1. dude.... says:

    first :P fail…

  2. me says:

    second :p

  3. dread Poet Jethro says:

    Pimp is not so tough…
    Maybe he’ll reconsider
    Slapping girls around?

  4. DUDE says:

    wheres my car?

  5. ennuiherself says:

    While I’m glad the pimp got his, he’ll probably take it out on the woman later that evening. :(

  6. Vaux says:

    Was that an inside (in-to-out) chop, or a back fist… I can’t tell.

    • Me says:

      Back fist, and a damn impressive one at that!

    • blackbelt says:

      obverse ridge-hand strike
      driven to pimp’s drunken neck
      one strike. fight over.

      haiku win

      martial arts win, tough-ass attitude fail

      courtesy/humility/integrity/indomitablespirit/perseverance/selfcontrol

      • Sponge says:

        I thought that it was an elbow personally, damn well executed though, Jay Lee FTW

        and from one Dancha to another, the order of the tenets is Courtesy, Integrity, Perseverance, Self-Control, Indomitable Spirit and then Modesty

    • PPCT says:

      It’s a nerve strike called a “brachial stun” and it’s taught as a part of “Pressure Point Control Tactics,” a form of hand-to-hand taught in some police/SO programs. The guy who delivered that strike was fired from his position because he failed to make the arrest after striking the suspect (he was an active police officer).

      • felicks says:

        listen again, hes making a training video for police, also how many active police officers do you see in t-shirts and white shoes?

  7. god says:

    that is what you call a bitch slap

    • Winter says:

      Karate bitch slap? You might be onto something there.

      • Vaux says:

        I was hoping for the “boot to the head!”, though.

        • Dark says:

          Nah, anyone can knock you flat with a boot to the head, it’s much harder to flatten someone with a hit that seems so calm, restrained and careful. It was just so smoothly done.

          • Vaux says:

            Yeah, but there’s just something primevaly satisfying about a spin kick to the head. Sledge-hammer tactic to be sure, but it makes one’s inner Neanderthal grunt with approval.

            • Dark says:

              …Now that you mention it, that would be slightly more rewarding. It’d probably kill the guy though.

  8. jar says:

    ITYM pimp slap.

  9. Run At Me says:

    1st Comments lol.gif

  10. E says:

    Fourteenth. Oh wait, no one cares, REGARDLESS of number.

  11. sim says:

    LOL pimp almost got hit by car too

  12. Larry Lard says:

    ‘Sheriff’ John Bunnell – funniest man on TV?

  13. ADHD says:

    You must never slap the revenue source, grasshopper.

  14. Ambuj Saxena says:

    Video deleted from YouTube. Viewing failed.

  15. Der says:

    This clip has been all over the net for 100’s of years.

    • Al Gore says:

      It was the first video clip I put on the internet after I invented it.

      • Mao says:

        AL! MY MAN! How’s the weather up there?

        Oh. Sorry. Sensitive point.

        Also, internet = only used for public access since the late 80s.

        • Obviousmn says:

          If you count man-hours frivoled away on blogs, it probably has been hundreds of years.

        • haley says:

          late 80’s??
          hm
          for some reason i always thought it was the early 90’s
          not sarcasm
          no really
          maybe you’re right
          :D
          but idk
          im not all that smart
          >.<

  16. ack says:

    dropped.

  17. daf says:

    “when the pimp attacks” = pimp walks towards jay.

    americans are fail at fighting

  18. owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, man, its, CHUCK NORRIS???

  19. Kelly says:

    God, how did I miss this video? This is so incredibly awesome – it’s made extra awesome because my husband was a Houston cop and dealt with assholes like that pimp everyday – and he couldn’t slap them down like that!

  20. Mao says:

    I actually laughed out loud. White guy ftw.

  21. Nekopawed says:

    1.) Pimp beat down
    2.) Ho chooses to take kung fu man for new pimp
    3.) Kung fu man teaches ho self defense
    4.) Ho becomes Super Woman. Ho no more.

    • e says:

      Slight correction to #4: “Ho no mo.”

      Srsly, wouldn’t it be nice to think that something like that happened – that the woman’s eyes were opened to the loserness of the pimp and her career as a hooker, and turned to the “kung fu man” for advice and encouragement in how to get out of her dead-end life… *sigh* Wishful thinking, I know.

      If nothing else, maybe she’ll take a karate class or two, so the next time the pimp decides to hit her, or if one of her clients gets violent, she can address it herself.

  22. RedWhiteAndBoom says:

    Race war! Race war! Whites win again! Yes!

  23. MDK says:

    Only one word to this: FAIL

    lol, funny

  24. Dood says:

    Hey man that Ishh aint Easy.

  25. artslover says:

    hohoho..very fail..

  26. Money Mike says:

    Pimp down, pimp down!

  27. Anonymous says:

    you know what they say…”Pimp’n aint easy!”

  28. Natanzuelo says:

    LOL I saw this on TV once :-)

  29. Bill says:

    I hope the pimp knows this is out there and the world is laughing at him.

  30. Anonymous says:

    who’s the BITCH now? LOL

  31. Kozak says:

    Who’s the BITCH now? LOL

  32. papa bear says:

    I love that it looked like he was still trying to talk shit even after taking a nice ridge hand to the gob and falling on his ass 5 times on the way to the cab. Beautiful video.

  33. squirreludecker says:

    this video has made my day.

  34. Gnash says:

    Is it just me that thought it looked like his head fell off the first time round, until it got played again and it was his hat?

    • Dark says:

      Decapitation with your fist… I’d love to learn that.

    • chrishby says:

      Nope. I thought that, too. And if he weren’t such a low-life piece of pond scum, he should have been taken to a hospital after hitting his head like that. But what’s a little brain damage for someone like him?
      What I don’t understand, is why women stay in situations like that. This is the U.S. They can leave, or even fight back if necessary.

  35. x.briii.x says:

    haha thats amazing. i love it! i hate pimps!

  36. NMN says:

    Can’t beat sheriff John Bunell for dramatic voiceovers (and orange sunbed tans) :)

    • Deputy Bon Junell says:

      The Sheriff should voice EVERYTHING. From “America’s Most Repeated Car Crashes” to “Shark Week” to the upcoming presidential debates.

  37. zog says:

    I’m confused, the from the vid (ignoring the voiceover) the guy who they said was attacking
    didn’t attack, he just walked up to the other guy and the other guy (karate dude?) hit him first. He didn’t even have his hands raised.
    Of course I couldnt hear what they were saying to each other, and the whole rippin off the tshirt bit would give you cause for concern.

  38. mcswiggle says:

    The pimp cannot even rip his t-shirt off, he has to pull it over his head just to get away from his own hooker! The karate guy could hardly have found a softer target, and was clearly showing off for the camera. In fact he is at least as big a bully as the pimp…

  39. ozyran says:

    Not only a fail, but an OWNED! as well.

  40. penny says:

    Too bad it didn’t kill him!

  41. adfdfasf says:

    haha, the voiceover sounds a lot like the “derp” trailer voiceovers from south park…hmm. apt

  42. pheebz says:

    lol. that proves it IS hard being a pimp (movie ref.)

  43. Sagabmx says:

    ROFL XD

  44. The Joker says:

    that what u get 4 being a pimp!

  45. I LOVED IT!!! HHHHAAAAAAA!

  46. Smalls says:

    Ya know it’s hard out there fo’ a pimp.

  47. Jonthan says:

    first

  48. night says:

    That pimp forgot rule one, when posturing to an oponent, never, not ever, allow the person holding you back, to actually let you go.

    He got what he deserved, not for hitting the whore, but for being so dumb as to attack someone who he had no idea what capabilities they had.

    When the opponent is smiling and assuming a stance with confidence, it’s time to back away. Because you know you’re going to get your ass kicked.

    Just because you can beat your ‘ho’ senseless, does not mean that you’re a good fighter!

    The sad fact is that that ghetto moron probably didn’t even learn his lesson.
    What a Dick!

  49. Bill says:

    Look at how the people are dressed..and that old *** cab. Does anyone know what yaer this was filmed? This is too funny.

  50. Ravana says:

    Got what he deserved. Wish he’d do it again too.

  51. beorning says:

    For those paying attention, or interested, he actually struck him with an open back hand in the brachial-plexus origin nerve point. A good strike with proper energy transfer at this collection of nerves can render a person incapacitated for up to 30 seconds, plenty of time for me to put the cuffs on.

    We nerds also like to call it “sapping” or “stunlocking”.

  52. kyle says:

    “her employer is literally tearing his clothes off to get a piece of the other guy”

  53. Tony Almeida says:

    Pimp down

  54. Iwashere says:

    OMG! I saw this on T.V ages ago. PWNED!

  55. harry says:

    FLAWLESS VICTORY

  56. Milander says:

    Let’s see if I’ve got this right, so, a trained police officer with a blackbelt in karate/self-defense and God knows what kind of other hand to hand skills has managed to hit another person quite hard and knock him to the ground. Well.. that’s like so Wow! you know.

    Never mind that the black guy was probably completely stoned/drunk/both this is just pathetic. No wonder the guy shrugged his shoulders as he walked away, probably thinking his kid sister could have slapped the guy away he was so out of it. It’s not even a fight.

    Black guy could probably sue and win for use of excessive force. No wonder he wasn’t arrested.

  57. SuperGanj says:

    Hey MILANDER, You don’t have it right. dude is not a cop, he was making a Training Video for the cops. Also it was in self defense, a karate expert isn’t going to use excessive force unless necessary. He just knocked dude down down a couple seconds.
    If the pimp tried to sue he would lose. The judge might even laugh at his attempt to sue when there is such strong video evidence against the pimp.

  58. SuperGanj says:

    Acting tough FAIL! lol.

  59. RWT says:

    Pimping ain’t easy,
    sometimes you slap the bitches,
    sometimes they slap you.

    Belated Haiku win.

    • -Sprinkles* says:

      Actually, I would say your lack of vocabulary, abuse of the nature of a haiku, need of so many curse words, and all around stupidity would make that belated haiku a fail.

  60. Fx says:

    *casual arms up for the win*

    Haha, gotta love that

  61. Rich says:

    ive seen that the black guy was abusing his girlfriend so the white karate master stopped him

  62. J says:

    Why does everyone assume this guy is a pimp? Because he’s black? To me it looks like his girlfriend is just trying to stop him from getting into a fight. And we don’t even know how the fight got started.

    • adhd says:

      dude, dont pull the effin race card mate, this was in the news, its a famous martial arts guy who was giving a demonstraition to a geroup of pigs, this scumbag was known to them as a pimg and hstler etc, really you fail……..u seem more concearned with protecting this scumbag than with the fact he was knocking this woman about, pfft

  63. Anthony Slipp says:

    Was that Chuck Norris?

  64. Rob says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAND bitch slap!

  65. PsychoDad says:

    Haha, coons can be so funny. Feets, do yo stuff!

  66. Sery says:

    DUDEEE you got knocked the F out!


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