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Your choices were:
1: Say something interesting/funny.
2: GTFO
You failed. Go back to ICHC please, don’t bring the stupid here.
Yours wasn’t funny, so GTFO. Yeah I know this isn’t funny either, I’m leaving.
I tought it was funny, ironically funny XD
1. Tits
2. GTFO
Not funny the first time. The more you post this crappy copypasta, the more I want to feed you razor-blades.
I’ll hold em down, Dark.
for a second, I thought this was an actual post. oops. turns out theese were actual comments.
Get a life…here’s a BOZO button as a reward for being first:
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second :p
Pimp is not so tough…
Maybe he’ll reconsider
Slapping girls around?
all woman beaters may hence forth be known as “man-bitch”
Pimp haiku? Nice one.
Not everyone would know that
Pimps love poetry
Your haiku is wack
The second stanza needed
Seven syllables
Never mind, my bad
I did not count correctly
That’s a HAIKU FAIL
Your haiku fail here
Appropriate for the site
As fail is the point
You like it in the butt
this is not a haiku
you really are gay
haikus are pretty
but sometimes they don’t make sense
refrigerator
I’ve TOTALLY never heard that one before. Where’d you get that, facebook?
No, they stole it from http://www.threadless.com, because they fail at making their own haikus.
Link to said haiku: http://threadless.com/product/623/Haikus_are_easy_but
cows like to eat corn
and shoot out brown pies that smell
apple-turnovers
That is a whole fridge full of win.
wheres my car?
faggo xD
While I’m glad the pimp got his, he’ll probably take it out on the woman later that evening.
My thought as well. She saw him bested.
Dont worry, the pimp died of a mysterious round-house kick related death that evening
Karate Jay has connections
God, I hope so.
Was that an inside (in-to-out) chop, or a back fist… I can’t tell.
Back fist, and a damn impressive one at that!
obverse ridge-hand strike
driven to pimp’s drunken neck
one strike. fight over.
haiku win
martial arts win, tough-ass attitude fail
courtesy/humility/integrity/indomitablespirit/perseverance/selfcontrol
I thought that it was an elbow personally, damn well executed though, Jay Lee FTW
and from one Dancha to another, the order of the tenets is Courtesy, Integrity, Perseverance, Self-Control, Indomitable Spirit and then Modesty
It’s a nerve strike called a “brachial stun” and it’s taught as a part of “Pressure Point Control Tactics,” a form of hand-to-hand taught in some police/SO programs. The guy who delivered that strike was fired from his position because he failed to make the arrest after striking the suspect (he was an active police officer).
listen again, hes making a training video for police, also how many active police officers do you see in t-shirts and white shoes?
that is what you call a bitch slap
Karate bitch slap? You might be onto something there.
I was hoping for the “boot to the head!”, though.
Nah, anyone can knock you flat with a boot to the head, it’s much harder to flatten someone with a hit that seems so calm, restrained and careful. It was just so smoothly done.
Yeah, but there’s just something primevaly satisfying about a spin kick to the head. Sledge-hammer tactic to be sure, but it makes one’s inner Neanderthal grunt with approval.
…Now that you mention it, that would be slightly more rewarding. It’d probably kill the guy though.
ITYM pimp slap.
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Fourteenth. Oh wait, no one cares, REGARDLESS of number.
LOL pimp almost got hit by car too
Would have been better if he had.
‘Sheriff’ John Bunnell - funniest man on TV?
no
You must never slap the revenue source, grasshopper.
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It is still there actually, maybe you simply said that to say something?
This clip has been all over the net for 100’s of years.
It was the first video clip I put on the internet after I invented it.
AL! MY MAN! How’s the weather up there?
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Oh. Sorry. Sensitive point.
Also, internet = only used for public access since the late 80s.
If you count man-hours frivoled away on blogs, it probably has been hundreds of years.
late 80’s??
hm
for some reason i always thought it was the early 90’s
not sarcasm
no really
maybe you’re right
but idk
im not all that smart
>.<
dropped.
“when the pimp attacks” = pimp walks towards jay.
americans are fail at fighting
yeah canadians are better.
hockey. case in point.
Name spelling fail. Seriously. Did you even look at what you were typing?
Want to get someone who will really attack you?
Piss off a Japanese chef. Those guys are insane with their knives.
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, man, its, CHUCK NORRIS???
God, how did I miss this video? This is so incredibly awesome - it’s made extra awesome because my husband was a Houston cop and dealt with assholes like that pimp everyday - and he couldn’t slap them down like that!
I actually laughed out loud. White guy ftw.
Bigotry FTL. Crawl back under your rock.
1.) Pimp beat down
2.) Ho chooses to take kung fu man for new pimp
3.) Kung fu man teaches ho self defense
4.) Ho becomes Super Woman. Ho no more.
Slight correction to #4: “Ho no mo.”
Srsly, wouldn’t it be nice to think that something like that happened - that the woman’s eyes were opened to the loserness of the pimp and her career as a hooker, and turned to the “kung fu man” for advice and encouragement in how to get ou