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Yikes! A train derailment… That’s never a good sign.

Damsel in distress

Sometimes it is. When you are tied up on a train track, and the villain is standing next to you twirling his handlebar mustache, you want nothing more than to see that fucker derail.

Dark

Yeah… not so good if you’re the guy twirling the moustache. By the way, A) not all villans have handlebar moustaches, some have the “hitler” tash; B) We’re not all evil, some of us are just misunderstood.

VDOgamez

What’s funny is that if the so-called villan thinks that he is doing the right thing by committing murder, he is actually good. If a man goes insane and decides that New York is the portal to heck and must be destroyed, then somehow aquires a nuke and blows up New Your killing millions of innocent people, he is tecnically not evil, but good. Alignment is determined not by the action, but the motive behind it. Therefore we can justify that Osama bin Laden is actually good. :P

Anonymous

I think we should all just agree that some fuckers need to be tied to train tracks
i.e. George Bush

 
ever heard of utilitarianism?

you need to take some philosophy classes. dumbass.

 
 
 
Villian in Distress

I really doubt the villian would just be standing there twirling his moustache either ;]

 
 
joe

had the same thing happen on 2 different shipments. there response:
we have no control over some deliveries!!!

Misty

well, yea. I highly doubt they cam stop a derailment

Misty

I know, I know.

spelling fail

 
 
 
 
Links 2 3 4

I live in New Stanton D:

 
 
 
Nekopawed

Tracking Report:
Train Derailment.
Your shipment of medical supplies and steel rail ties have now been reordered from the manufacturer…we thought the train company needed it more…

Camo Cat

Lol! that would be a fail

 
Rob

If he was Randy Orton, he’d be the joke killer and the legend killer! 2 for the price of 1!

 
 
TheMan

Call from UPS “We be happy to compensate you on this…. If you purchased insurance.”

Kris

Unless the package was declared worth $100 or less, then it’s automatically insured by UPS for $100 or the actual value of the package, whichever is less.

Captain Canada

wow… joke killer

Rob

If he was Randy Orton, he’d be the joke killer and the legend killer! 2 for the price of 1!

 
 
 
 
mj

It’s more of a shipping fail. Seems like a tracking win to me, in that there was a timely notification of what went wrong.

lolavocado

Interesting perspective.

 
 
Wayner

I wonder if he could still pickup his shipment from the accident site?

 
 
danieltyack

Ha Ha, I had this happen to me once! Too bad I didn’t get a screen shot :)

 
Michael

Tracking Success! Shipping Fail!

 
Keelhaul

Conspiracy alert!!!! The DEA will go to extremes to make sure that Johnny Penn State never gets those Mexican Vicodin he ordered off the web…..
Bad, bad, Johnny!!!!! “Pain relief” Fail!!!!

 
Anonymous

70 pounds!?!?!? WTF was in the box?!???

Anonymous

A small albino child.

Or a small piano.

Yet Another Anonymous

Or perhaps a small piano-playing albino child?

Dark

Damn, I wondered what happened to Timmy. Now I know.

 
Keelhaul

Holy shit!!! I think I pissed my pants……Is it Edgar Winters kid????
(Hiding my age Fail)

Niho654

Lol… no… its his brother, Johnny in the box. He only looks like he weighs 70 lbs

 
 
 
 
 
 
Homer

Not a tracking fail. The tracking worked just fine. I would call it an alternative “Shipment of Fail” because it is the shipment that failed, not the tracking.

Cloral

More like “Train track tracking fail”.

 
 
 
T

If you look up this package on UPS.com it shows it was delivered the next day. Shipping success!

 
dahcheet

That’s what you get for trying to send something to Penn State

 
David Precious

Tracking win, shipping fail.

“We were doing well at getting your shipment of fail to you, until the train fell off the track. Um, sorry about that.”

(Aside: I wish the commenting system bothered to tell you that it requires Javascript to work)

egrey

And why did it fall of the track? Tracking fail.

 
 
Joe

This seems fake - put in the UPS tracking number yourself into the UPS site, it doesn’t show any of these stops.

Plus the second stop happened BEFORE the first.

FAIL at FAKE!

Captain Canada

time difference? And the tracking number wouldn’t be likely to work anymore; it was shipped in January.

INVESTIGATIVE FAIL

 
Dark

Next time, just keep your e-mouth shut. If you’re right, you can be happy that you were right. If you are wrong, you can be glad you don’t look like an asshat.

Dave Insurgent

You’re the asshat.

Dark

Yeah, that’s a clever, well-thought-out, meaningful response. What reason do you have to insult me? I haven’t offended you as far as I know.

 
 
 
 
 
jluve82

In regards to the second stop before the first, it’s an issue with a time zone difference. I’m not sure where Guadalajara is, but it’s not in the same time zone as Penn State, that for suer. I’ve had many a package that gets “picked up” several hours before I placed the order. And once the day before. ^_^

Dark

That’s what happens when you get time-travellers making deliveries.

 
Keelhaul

If you don’t know where Guadalajara is…….You should just be thankful…..Trust me.

 
 
InsertNameHere

I track stuff all the time with ups.com - and this shows up more than you’d think. My co-workers and I think it’s a euphemism for “we fucked up and your package is going to be REALLY late”. I mean, how many freaking train derailments can you have and still stay in business??

 
InsertNameHere

I track stuff all the time with ups.com - and this shows up more than you’d think. My co-workers and I think it’s a euphemism for “we f@%$ed up and your package is going to be REALLY late”. I mean, how many freaking train derailments can you have and still stay in business??

 
 
InsertNameHere

The packages are almost always picked up before the billing information is transmitted to UPS, hence the discrepancy with the times.

Still funny, though.

 
Joe

Then explain what happens when you put the tracking number from the picture in the UPS tracking site yourself. :)

http://www.ups.com/us

Fiddlesticks

Attention Span Fail.

Look like 3 posts up. The tracking number isn’t going to work anymore when it happened so long ago.

 
 
Project Openletter

This is my new favorite blog. Fantastic!

 
Anonymous

It was an IBM x3450

 
 
Stuff White Parents Like

This doesn’t necessarily mean they won’t get there package though, right?

 
dna_level_c

explain what happens

Looks like it got delivered a week later. Seems plausible to me.

 
Melody

God I hate UPS. They are an epic fail every day.

 
Anonymous

Investigative Fail. The derailment in your news story happened on May 4; the derailment in this fail happened on January 31.

 
 
Anonymous

I work at UPS, and can assure you the incident itself definitely is not fake, although I can’t speak for this particular image. At the end of January (the end of the month is usually a high-volume time as is) a few cars went off track in PA. Not a huge derailment, nothing you’d see on the news or anything, but enough to set off a disruption that bounced throughout the entire system as packages were routed to different places to compensate.