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Pwned by the wall
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1st
This comment belongs on this website.
wow, arent you proud of being first…
loser.
i say the fail is the camera.
agreed, camera fail
The cameraman wins. He saw it coming, and had the good sense to keep his mouth shut and the film rolling.
Please. Die. Kthxbye.
I agree.
lool
I am honestly going to murder the next person who says “1st” you klnow some of us actually enjoy reading the comments, and don’t just post to see if they’re #1….
1st!
ok prepare to die
oneth
Middle
MURDER
1st
Flirst!
Ist
1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!1st!!!!
Nancy Crothers is a douchebag.
Cecily hs reverted to grade two.
Oh, wait, never mind – she never actually left it. My bad.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YOU SO FUNNY
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
You’re not.
Craig had a maturity failure. I lol’d.
HAHAHAHAHA
LETS ALL WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS LIKE CRAIG
TO EMPATHIZE THE HILARITY OF THE SITUATION!
em-pa-thize : to experience empathy
em-pa-thy : the intellectual identification with or vicarious experiencing of the feelings, thoughts, or attitudes of another.
upyoursjeff – you can EMPATHIZE with Craig now that I have EMPHASIZED how stupid you are.
lol total reply win!
You win. He fails Camera fails. Wall win.
Wow. Learn to speak English.
OH OUCH BURN… oh wait, never mind.
Durst!
Zuerst
ICHI!
saigo!
premier
első, wazze!
uno
Un!
The effeminate une!
draw 4 and skip a turn
new goal
Spanish fail! first = “primero”
LinguaFail! Premier is French!
no shit sherlock.
Worst!
bratworst!
In the butt.
Sideways
1st
do something. i dare you
1nd!
this conversation is apalling.
yes we just LOVE to look at the ones that complain alot instead -.-
know better for his dumb ass.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ciG-Xs7mBwU
awesome
LOL @ “you may have seen some of my work”
Would someone say “LAST” and get this dumb joke OVER with please?
The wall ate his leg om nom nom
hmm ouch.fail. first.
Kid broke his ankle too! ahahhaha
FIRST
wow.. didnt even get the first first fail…
yeah you suck for firsting. not only do you look like a douche for trying, you fail for missing. go be alone
Man… you’re one hateful soab… Join the club
at least someone shares my pain
FYAIRST!!!>.<
lol thats gotta hurt
Vollidiot.
Looks like a highway noisewall sort of deal. I’d expect those concrete panels to be pretty heavy.
“Help me.”
How on earth did they get him out of there? I really don’t think you can fit enough guys on there to lift the whole stack above his foot.
they kicked the rest down lol
I lol’ed because I thought of the same thing
Couple of crowbars should be able to lever the other panels up enough. Probably broke his shin bone though.
The “probably” isn’t needed pal… Look at the gap between the one above and below his leg. Are your shins that thin?
I think his shins were so strong they broke the concrete above.
wow that is so full of win my head asploded
assuming it was chuck norris, you’re undoubtedly right.
lol
It can’t be Chuck Norris, the wall would break on the first kick for one, and for two, the concrete would bounce off his leg and run away in fear.
WIN
lolomg
I like this… Chuck Norris FAIL.
yah, I always have a couple of crow bars laying around in case something like this happens…. FAIL^
about 60 kilos each
7th!!!!
FIRST!
And oh mah gohd! That gotta hurt!
BTW: Leg-guillotine
okay, browser fail! said “no comments” earlier
No. It’s your fail, faily mcfailfail.
win. winny mcwinnerson.
Oh, gawd, ow. >_o Idiot.
If only more idiots would do this sort of thing… while headbutting.
-_-’
DarWIN for natural selection
First!
Wall: “NOM.”
Lol.
An eye for an eye, and a foot for a panel.
Win.
~applause~
Kinda saw this one coming
Same, but the suspense of “when will it happen” is what makes it great.
karma=win
f**k that hurts
Am I the only one who thinks “poor guy”???
Poor guy… :/
maybe, you should be.
acts of stupid vandalism like this deserve to be punished… maybe less painfull, but punished
it’s 50/50 for me…
as much as he was stupid for even doing this, you still gotta feel A LITTLE bad for him. God knows I wouldn’t switch places w/ him.
We can only hope.
Evolution in action.
Darwin must be prowd
He didn’t kick out the panels with his genitals. Darwin is not affected.
No, but I hope he was forgotten and died.
You, sir, have the spirit of a one-upper but not the drive.
No, thats the first thing I said when I saw that. Oh my ouch… it looks like it chopped his leg in half! IIE!!
no you’re not… and i find it quite distressing that so many are celebrating this guy’s mishap.
Schadenfreude.
Isn’t this entire site based on people’s mishaps?
Hell yeah. And all teh better for it.
HERE HERE!
exactly. why does nobody get that?
serves him right ! DUMBA**
only 2 pannels???
IT SHOUD BE 200000000000000000000 PANNELS OVER HIS FOOT
GILLOTINE ROOOOOOOOOOCKKKKKKKKKSSS
He should have been headbutting the panel.
yeh, f**k, poor guy, was being silly, didn’t really deserve such a punishment…
I can be silly walking down the railing of a building, If I fall off its just me overlooking the obvious risk of being silly… thus: Thinking about consequences fail
Everyone needs a reality check now and again. This poor shlup probably doesn’t have any health insurance too. He’s a white dork. I have spoken.
Love, Suzi
actually, he’s british, so he has complete health coverage as a right of birth.
The US system: FAIL.
There’s no need for health insurance in the United Kingdom.
We have a national health service.
Win
Physics the hard way.
Silly Chav. =]
I must sadly admit that I had to google what a “Chav” was
O.O Where do you live? Tell me! TeLl mE NoW!!!
(I have to get out of this chav-infested hellhole)
I’m gonna guess somewhere not in the UK.
In fact Scotland calls em Neds. O_o
But I think everywhere has them, just different names. =]
I live in the US but have visited the UK many times (best beer in the world IMO. Let’s hear it for Real Ale!!!!!). I had to Google “Chav” as well. And you’re right, Hah. They are everywhere, just under different names.
DAMN!I was reallyhoping I could get away.
Best beer in the world??
Been there and there are much more amazing beers in the US
Ya gotta stop drinking that AH swill and try some real craft brews!
Ok, seriously, UK does have some prety damn good brews, most of Ireland SWIMS in the stuff (discounting the now over commercialised Guinness), but the US has one-stop shopping for amazing brews styled of old brewing greats from around the world.
Jackass 0 ~ Newton’s Law 1
I don’t like posts like this. This is just sad, and the guy didn’t deserve that. This is in bad taste.
Ever heard of vandalism? I’m pretty sure at one point it was a capital punishment. O_o
Vandalism was a capital punishment?
Wow.
Firstly, no on several counts.
Several counts latterly, don’t use Wikipedia as your sole source of information.
Pretty sure that pulling off your head counts as vandalism.
Which century are you drawing from darlin? At some point, it probably was.
In the Victorian days, EVERYTHING was punishable by hanging.
hahaha. hey owen. diaf. This guy’s a jackass. and his pain is my gain. hahahaha.
reminds me of one of my friends in highschool who decided it was a good idea to punch the glass pane one a sliding door. Her hand went through…then the top half of the glass fell out of the frame and cut her hand off. I was hysterical.
it’s one of those “well, what did you expect?” moments
whoa…. you suck!
Yeah… never believe movie physics… some movies have physics that are clearly from a different universe.
That’s not true! That’s impossible!!
Search your feelings you KNOW it to be true…
Nice way to work in a SW reference!
Win!
how can you say he didn’t deserve it? i would say it’s pretty obvious that he did it to himself. if you don’t believe me you can watch the video, of him doing this to himself, with nobody’s help, and nobody telling him to do it.
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!
Yeah… poor guy…
But what was he thinking when he kicked this concrete wall???
That’s what happens when you play Chuck Norris kids…!
Chuck Norris coulda kicked it an’ NOT broken his ankle.
Cuz he’s epic pwn like that.
Chuck would have kicked the wall and it would have disintegrated, and reformed into a miniature statue of Chuck.
Chuck Norris would not even have had to kick it. He would have walked up the wall, squinted at it imposingly, and it would have done all that stuff Dark said.
Chuck Norris would have broken his foot trying to kick the wall.
amen, brother. you internet people have ruined walker, texas ranger.
it’s gotten as bad as ‘first’.
[says nothing and Anonymous and molesticide both just die]
EPIC WIN
Well, what do you know… Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Oh… and he also uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
Did you know that…
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
OK, that one`s last. Did you know that…
Chuck Norris doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
For some people, one testicle is larger than the other. For Chuck Norris, ALL testicles are larger than the other one.
When you’re Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesomeness cannot be contained in one building.
this is fail video, it wont get past 2 seconds no matter how many times i refresh or restart my browser. hooray for fail
Actually, your PC fails.
Using Firefox? Had the same problem – it’s the Flash upgrade to 9. Find a downgrade and things work again.
http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/omnomnombleeahchav.gif
but really, screw that chav kid, he was being a vandal anyway, he deserved to be nomed by that wall
gif win!
nom nom nom
Nice, high-5′s and cookies for whoever made that.
Wall Win
Well that must’ve been a funny visit at the hospital.
- Hey, sorry about your leg dude… btw I put it on youtube and it got 250k visitors!
ouch? what a dork xP
he got what he deserve I think
go wall! xD
Does it ever bug people when the videos just end? I always want to hear the back story, how much it hurt, what they did after, if they turned out okay, and exactly what happened? I guess I can’t really look for a feature length movie but I’d love to hear more with all these videos and pictures!
Why does it sound like he’s kicking a sheet of metal? Har har, wall win.
Darwin Award…
Darn! Beat me to it! I was going to say “a little higher up & he would have won a Darwin award…”
So, that makes this post “Darwin award first reference FAIL!”
Darwin Awards are for people who take themselves out of the gene pool…I am sure this guys leg hurts along with his pride but it probably didn’t do damage to his baby makers
since the pressure of blood in his calf might have caused his foot to burst open, mangling his leg forever, i think there’s a chance he won’t be getting any action for at least a little while.
That’s why he’d only get an Honorable Mention.
EPIC FAIL
Twas a “It was bound to happen.” moment.
Ahahaha…
This is a Darwin Award nominee is I have ever seen one!
Nah, he’s still alive.
Of course, unless he went to an NHS hospital (UK)… if so, he’s surely dided from MRSA, Hepatitis, or something equally dangerous.
Do all you obama supports see that? Universal health care kills dumbasses! Vote McCain!
erm geography fail
And intelligence and humor fail.
Dark, you fail from stupidity and ignorance
i broke my leg a week ago and let me tell you, it was nowhere NEAR as painful as having a concrete wall fall on your leg. i broke my leg from jumping and landing ’bout 6 feet down, on my knee.
Yeah, if you’re gonna try jumping 6′, you’ll need to condition your body to withstand that sort of impact. Plus, you might want to roll next time.
If you’re in reasonable overall shape, and you’re not landing on an unstable surface (large rocks, etc), you shouldn’t have any trouble dropping 6 feet. Even if you do mess it up it’s usually your ankle or knee that goes. Though in dan’s case, landing on your knee is pretty much a guaranteed fail.
Now, I’ll admit I’m not a typical build (skiing + cycling + parkour really builds up leg muscles and keeps off any fat), but I find 6 feet no problem. 8 feet means I have to be careful, and 10 feet is about the limit of what I’ll do onto a hard surface.
Wait a second, you mean I’m not the only one.
I did the same except I landed on my foot and snapped a ligament off it.
Would’ve landed it had the ground not been bitumen
Feet and knees together…let your body fall where it needs to. PLFs are your friend
O
M
G…
Darwin Award FAIL
Ur doin it rong!
Bein dis toopid is sorta punishment in is self. Now we all get to pays more taxes fur dis toopid fuls surgry cuz nose insurances.
literacy fail
That was almost as bad as Sid Vicious’ leg break (look it up on Youtube if you don’t know what I mean).
I’ll check that when I am not at work. For all the Brits and Aussies, look up Joe Theisman’s leg break.
Ouch. Looked it up, justinthebull is right.
I just looked them both up.
Holy shit. This dude got off easy.
stupidity should be painful. intelligence fail.
Owww. That’s gotta hurt.
That made me giggle out loud.
hahaha, what a stupid thing to do!
“somebody help me!”
maybe.
I’d laugh first
first! <– fail.
I like how even after he snaps his leg in two his friends CONTINUE TO GIGGLE.
Great friends, huh?
Epic first!
Last Post!
First!
(Couldn’t watch. Squeamish from breaking my knee recently!) After reading the comments hope the kids OK. Hope others learn from his mistake!
Darwin Award, anyone…?
You fail at Darwin Award nomination. His genes may sadly still be passed on.
If he got eaten by, say, a bear, while stuck in that wall, he would totally get a darwin award xD
truly epic life fail.
makes me happy knowing he’ll never dance again :]
lols hes leg got owned help me!
wall fail fails leg
lol!!!!! Physics -> F
That wasnt a fail.
That was an EPIC PHAIL! an so forth..
FIRST!
Me and my new wife Brendan are taking our honeymoon to Failzakistan.
That’s… intresting.
Who wore the dress and who wore the tux?
Hah, serves the chav right.
It’s like an analog version of Tetris. He completed a row and was just clearing it…
Lol!!
It did!
OWNED
that had to hurt but stupid kids have to be punnished
Garry’s mod traps, the RL way. I think someone constructed this for a nubcake to kick it in..
(At first it was kinda eww..)
wow, fail. i cringed.
That’s horrible, but shadenfreudy.
HAHA stupid chav deserves it
I don’t think that any medic could save his foot. These types of walls happen to be at least 5cm/2″ thick. If you look at how close the upper and lower stacks get together, there won’t be much more than mashed bones, tendons and muscles left right above the ankle.
The guy won’t kick any walls ever again…
He still got a foot.
Well, he could use this technique:
He’ll just use his new, bionic foot. They will rebuild him…bigger…faster…stronger.
Other than mashed bones, tendons, and muscles, what is left intact?
The foot should be OK…..
I mean fibula and tibia are’nt but the foot should be OK….
Who needs a fibula or tibia?
Bipeds
Medic FAIL, A MEDIC only takes you from where you got hurt to a hospitsl with basic stabilization on the way. Doctors and surgeons do the fixing.:D
Help me! Help me!
those kinds of walls are in my neighboorhood,a dn one day someone broke one by running a car into it, and the top slab can down on the hood of his car and chopped it in half. the crewman had to break the top slab to remove the car.
haha
Physics fail.
okay yeah.. that may have hurt just a LITTLE bit. ><
He got what he deserved.
Serves him right for kicking me, the wanker.
*pictures severely retarded child, entering “1st” again and again, slapping his hands together in pride and roaring with what is supposed to be laughter*
*pictures severely retarded child’s skull crushed in concrete wall collapse*
*happy ending*
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Obla dee olba da life goes on
148th!
watch at the leg, its veryflat when he starts to yell *help* this is serios those plates are heavy kid lost his leg i gues its sad..
Who cares if he lost his leg or not? it’s hilarious!
sympathy fail..
Man, you suck
LMFAO.
Chavs.
This kid was seriously hurt, possibly disfigured for the rest of his life. While it is morally wrong to laugh at him, this sort of thing needs to be posted for other kids to see. If some kid was thinking of trying this but was stopped isn’t that worth it?
Prince Humperdinck: First things first, to the death.
Westley: No. To the pain.
Prince Humperdinck: I don’t think I’m quite familiar with that phrase.
Westley: I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
Westley: It won’t be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don’t mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn’t finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.
Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Social Darwinism Win
hmm.. doubt its real.. becuz 1 thing.. im pretty sure.. if it FLATTENED it that much.. blood would start pouring and secondly. he could probably pull his leg off right away.. PLUS.. your bones are very strong.. it would at least leave a small gap. if it crushed on it
What are you 12? Its real, your leg wouldnt have been chopped off, his bones were definetly broken. Your bones are strong, but they would be crushed in this type of accident. Not completely severed. And as for blood, in a crush injury such as this, the majority of the time your skin would not break as much as you would think, therefoe holding back the blood “pouring out”
Thats what im sayin.
I think his foot came off.
:/
Neckst!1!1!
A similar thing happened to my hand once, got caught between a steel slab and 300kg rock.. I was lucky, all the weight landed on my index finger, I didnt feel a thing for a long time. But there was a nice crunchy sound, and the bone, sinew and muscles collapsed and flattened, I swear it wasnt more than 2mm thick while between there.. but as soon as I got the rock off it swelled pretty fast.. Almost lost my finger there, but a good doctor managed to form the bone again, it aches once in a while and the sinews arent really aligned straight, but at least I still have my finger.
This video is real. But I cant really believe he kept his leg after this, they´d call the ambulance and they´d probably amputate his leg on the spot. Looking at these slabs it would take a LONG time getting him out.
But he definately was asking for it. No simpathy from me.
See, walls dont like to be kicked, they fight back.
Couldn’t find any comments on that, so there it goes:
FRIENDSHIP FAIL!
The little prick uploaded the video of his friend having his leg snapped.
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kin last again,leg off
eeshk
this is a NASTY failure
the only one that made go *bbblurgh!*
Last!
revenge of a wall
idiots
Fake!
wow, that’s like a trap for idiots!
first pr0n
He upgraded the wall.
He deserved it.
ohhh. man that guy got rhailed. n then some.
n somehting about chuck norris.
thats who he was calling for help. chuck is this guys mentor.
last
Wall: 1st!
Man: (nonchalantly)Help me. . .
but at least the cameraguy dropped the camera and actually did something!!! usually in these things the cameraguy keeps filming!!! And you guys had me ROFLMAO on the first couple comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1#!
Primero (first)
Puño (fist)
Spelling fail.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ow that must have hurt though. look at the size of the gap, THE SIZE OF THE GAP!!!!!
~CRINGE~
stupid idoit for doing though i suppose
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!
First!!
Anyways, what I meant to say is, OMFG!!! DID HIS LEG GET CUT OFF OR SOMETHING CUZ THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE FROM HERE! ( and I don’t wanna go back to check…) X_X.
Yeah im pretty sure it did thats why he screamed and did you see when the thing caved in, it looked like a gap in his pant leg.
Now all we need is a graffiti artist to paint some eyes and teeth on the wall.
omnomnom
omg his shin has to be thin or crushed cuz i don’t think anyones shin is that thin pause when the wall bricks fall and see the space between.
dude i think his foot came off O.O
honestly cause look at what happens right when he kicks it and it caves in and then pause it. cause after the thing falls down, the bottom of his pant leg looks like his foot is gone or something.
Tibia/Fibula FAIL.
Wow. That was straight out of Looney Tunes….
Mwuhahahaha!
Your leg cannot defeat my WALL OF TETRIS!
276th! yay ………….. i still dunno why she was laughing it really looked like it hurt but it was kind of funny
Mmmmmm… Powdered Tibia and Fibula. No worries though. I’m sure it’ll heal just fine. *8D
oiii algun br rsrs ~~~!11
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i always love 1 fps films <_<
all of the above
FAIL!!!!
FIRST!
Frames per second FAIL
That looks SO painful <3
harhar x3
well it’s his own fault x)
jenga win
1st!!!!
Wow wonder if the guy got his leg back and the fail is that the camera suckssssss
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FALCON KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! FALCON KICK….DUOAUA!!!
TYPICAL GINGERS..
That looked kind of fake…. The leg looked almost rubber…