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Also orange FAIL?
that goes for all of them…
lol
aint it the truth!
Amen.
yes, but dont you love it when they have both(yes it is possible and yes, i have tapped chicks with both…thats an epic win for me and them (: )
thanks for not saying “first.” that actually made my afternoon.
First person to respond to this message fail
OMG yay. 030
They are all orange. At least hers are real.
Her whats are real? She doesn’t have a thing! Not that a like fake boobs, I personally think they are gross.
FAIL
wow cool comment. any original thoughts? no? just a statement that’s obvious because this is a fail website? wow, good for you.
HA! “Comment FAIL,” as it were.
yeah, what he said!
couldnt agree any more.
If it doesn’t say “first” or “fail” in one of the early comments here, I get confused. He’s just helping me remember what site I’m on!
lol doot
Also pictured- orange fail
Not ready previous comments fail.
PS- they’re not models, its Girls Aloud.
I care why?
just becuase u dont care doenst mean no one does.
i just used ur own words against u
Real Boobs FAIL
Real everything fail.
mine r bigger than theirs!
y i h8 models…
fail @ everything!!!
Bragging about your looks in a fail blog where no one cares fail?
i care if you send me some pictures
Gremmar and speling fail! y r u so failing @ everything!!!!!??!?
Seriously; aren’t you embarrassed to appear as a retarded first-grader?
uh… Don’t want to burst your preachy bubble, but it’s grAmmar… not “gremmar” (;mao!
)
2 questions:
1: How did you miss “speling”?
2: Could you not tell he was being sarcastic?
And finally: “;mao”=typing fail
Comment Win.
Though you have to love the image of her getting caught checking herself uot all sad-like after seeing the other girl. So obsessive over being perfect.
cant u picture her thinking
“GROW GODDAMIT!”
bwahhaha
Dunno about you guys but I’ve always found
Stunning girl + Low confidence = Win
Word. I’ve made a living off of easy hot chicks, then again, so has the clinic.
Pimp, much?
Fake pimp more likely.
perty much(not spelling fail, my dad said perty all the time, now i say it, shut up teacher trolls)
FAIL!
**GASP** Will! LMAO!! Shame, shame!
the ginger one not in the picture, she is the FAIL
if it offends you then log off fail blog and dont look at it anymore, for christ’s sake
This is pretty sexist and offensive…
Uh Oh! Now nothing that may be seen as sexist can be posted. Add that to the long growing list of what people that choose to look at this site don’t want to see.
I’m just saying. It’s no different than if it were a picture of a guy with a tiny penis with “FAIL” next to it, and thousands of people laughing at him. What if that picture was of you? I really like failblog and I think most of the posts are pretty funny, but I don’t like it when people make fun of each other for the way they look.
It’s just my opinion.
I don’t think the “fail” is that the woman isn’t generously endowed, so much as it is the expression on her face as she appears to gaze forlornly at her boobular region. That’s why it’s titled “confidence fail” – the fail is in how she (appears to) FEEL about her slimmer physique. If the fail were meant to reference her actual physical attributes, it’d be called “boob fail” or “chest fail” or something. A caption/heading of “boob fail” would indeed be sexist, but I don’t see anything sexist or personally-attacking about “confidence fail.”
Now, I’m speaking about what the FailBlog folks have done with it – the original captioner might very well have meant it as “boob fail,” which would be crass, but putting it under the heading of “Confidence Fail” is a different story, IMO.
fAAil haha
tee hee @ boobular region
I agree, I say that should be put in the dictionary.
Sorry about your breasts, Kayli.
Susan = Misplaced hostility FAIL
I think people look funny, including me. You gotta be able to laugh at yourself
madame, we DO laugh at that kind of thing. for the same reason. if a guy thinks his genitals are the measure of him then he’s probably right and that is FAIL. long live shallow people, may they ever be a source of laughs!!!
Go HOME!!!!!
Okay, so if it was a picture of a cripple, that would be a funny fail, too then right?
Only if he was doing something that made him a failure. What you are is not funny. What you do is. Exception- stupid people. If you are stupid, that’s funny.
actually id laff my arse off at that fail…
Failist!
It is sexist and degrading, but the women are participating in it of their own choice.
They’re a British Pop Group… mostly devoid of talent but then…
The one looking down was the ‘Face of Wii-Fit’ in the UK…
Hey, I’m in the UK, and I hate them at least as much as you, if not more.
Kayli = Clueless FAIL
You can talk, Huh? trying to be funny and insulting people FAIL (unless that was actually an intended joke, in which case sorry.)
GTFO loser.
I’m a girl and I found it funny! I know it’s sexist but that dosn’t mean it isn’t funny at the same time. :p
I guess you altogether missed the fact that half of the comments going back and forth were from the same avatar but a different user name.
All I can focus on are the boobs!
Confidence falls flat.
LUL GET IT? Cuz shes flat…yea nevermind..>.>
i’d take her xD
Shyness is a virtue.
http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com
But at least they are real – which makes it a questionable fail – real body parts rule!
i agree very much so.
and i’d rather have real over fake anytime of the day.
but you know you know you like looking at it even though they are fake (if they really are)
i forgot what comedian said it.
but he said
- if you can touch them, they’re real to me -
Who says they’re real? It could have been a plastic surgeon FAIL.
*shrugs* Think outside the boobs- I mean box.
You! Second from the right! No, my right! Show me your pouty face! Yesssss, that’s it….. you’re a bad girl, aren’t you? Sooooo dirty……
lmfao
Good grief, she’s gonna fall out of that dress.
For those who do not seem to know, they are not modeling or taking part in a beauty pageant, they are in fact a UK pop group called “Girls Aloud”.
Girls Aloud?
*thinks real hard*
Yeah, I think remember those… sort of… maybe…
Thanks for making me remember them, jerk.
I dunno, I think she’s probably checking to be sure she’s not popping out quite as far as the girl on the end.
They all look pretty fail to me. Might as well all just write ‘Insecure about everything’ on their foreheads.
Let’s not forget “high maintenance”.
Aahhhh!
Someone stole my boobs!!!
She wishes!
shit you must be as board as i am all i can do is look at failblog and write
crap but the good thing is thay pay me
For any Girls Aloud fans out there,
Nuh-deen: ENGLISH FAIL. I know she’s from Ireland and all but I cannot understand a damn word that comes out of that girl’s mouth.
the girl on the right – her right boob looks funny in this pic.
i stared and stared and stared (cause that’s all i seem to be looking at) and it just looks weird.
maybe the camera angle.
any pictures of these ladies up somewhere?
Reading fail? They are a British pop group called Girls Aloud. Google them and I’m sure you’ll find loads of images.
You do know about the “safe search” option, right?
what’s google?
yes they look wierd
Real boobs FAIL. (I’m looking at you, one on the right.)
They are real. Cheryl is a former beauty queen, so it’s no wonder she’s booby.
P.S. Girls Aloud are amazing – pop, but really good and innovative.
If they are real, why does her right boob look a little squarish? Maybe they used to be real but she has had an augmentation recently. Either way…they don’t look real.
Bad photo, nothing else.
If you think THEY are amazing, try listening to some REAL music by (wo)men who can actually… you know… sing! You’ll be blown away!
Girls Aloud won in singing contest – they definitely can sing! Yes, they are not power belters, but it’s about quality not quantity.
Besides it’s about music in the first place – try listening to “Swinging London Town”, “Biology”, “Graffiti My Soul”, “Racy Lacey”, “Fling”, and “Black Jacks”. This is great pop music as good as it can get.
Dude, “as good as pop music can get”? That doesn’t say much.
Tastes differ!
I’d pick Aloud’s type of music over most over modern ones.
Peroxide FAIL!
i think this is her car…
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/blond-fail2.jpg
i just feel bad for her, as the rest of the contestants clearly remembered to have their publicists pack the bike pumps to fully inflate before the judging began…
Um. Amy Winehouse stopped being pretty when she began snorting ecstacy pipes through her eyes, and lost all that weight.
Yes, it’s unbelievably shit that TV’s famous The Media is only interested in fake ideals of perfection, but that’s why this picture is great. These horrendous, plastic analogues of some marketing fantasy are actually people, and they don’t always live in Super Happy Popstar Land.
Anyone who dreams of winning Pop Idol should have this image tattooed on their idiot eyelids.
*lol* Great!
Big boobs make me stare, and last time I checked, I was a girl too. Boobs (of any size really) are fascinating to most humankind, it would seem.
Amen.
Here here!
Shannon, damn near everyone in the commercialized world has body image issues (yes, even men) — why do you think there’s such a drive for plastic surgery and beauty care products? There are entire industries built upon lowering a person’s self confidence. I agree with you that this is a horrible practice, but:
Shadenfreude is the ability to laugh at another’s pain, which is what most of us are doing, if only to hide the fact that we are just as insecure, but not so obvious about it.
As a fellow young female I’d reply with: have more self-confidence and care less about how the others look like. If the girl here had had more self-esteem, she wouldn’t have got that caption in the first place. You’re just demonstrating that this is indeed a fail.
By the way, I am probably way uglier than you, heck, I even got beat up because of my looks, but that’s the way I am and I’m perfectly fine with it. By stressing to death that looks are not everything you are actually making clear that they matter a lot to you. And you know what guys like more than looks in a girl? They like girls who don’t get all defensive about their looks and their mind don’t go all “omg did he look at that other girl because she has bigger boobs than me and omg do I look ugly?”. It’s the way I got a lifemate. what about you?
Quote: “And you know what guys like more than looks in a girl? They like girls who don’t get all defensive about their looks and their mind don’t go all “omg did he look at that other girl because she has bigger boobs than me and omg do I look ugly?”
As a guy, I’d just like to say “Amen” to that. I’m in my forties and have dated several women over the years. I’ve dated super-model class women, some with “after-market equipment”, who were insecure, clingy, high-maintenance pains in the ass and average/plain looking women with healthy self-images and outlooks on life. Once I got out of my early 20s, and grew up, I would always gravitate towards the latter type over the former. At a party, the average-looking woman with the great personality and self-confidence will always get my attention over the hottie with the “worship me and maybe I’ll allow you to talk to me” attitude.
If the girl here had had more self-esteem, she wouldn’t have got that caption in the first place.
GMAFB!! You can’t be serious. It’s a PHOTO, a snapshot taken at an instant in time when she happened to have her head tilted downward. It merely gives the IMPRESSION of her looking at her chest and feeling mournful. Gives us something to look at and say, “Hey, check this out, doesn’t it look like she’s thinking, ‘I wish *I* had big boobs’?”
I could put a caption on it that says “I just killed 14 people with my halitosis and I feel SO bad about it” – would you then be saying that “If she had brushed her teeth, she wouldn’t have got that caption in the first place”?
FFS. Quit making ridiculous assumptions that you can know all about a person based on one snapshot – a representation of perhaps 1/60th of a second of a person’s life. She might very well be the single most confident woman in the world, utterly secure in her sense of self – the fact that the camera caught her face in an expression that can be made fun of, doesn’t mean that the jokes are the truth.
Orbitz…..Gets dirty mouths clean!!!!!!!
You sound awfully worried about what guys like that think when you have a whole university of nerds to prey upon. Taste in men FAIL
Well, I felt the fail was the woman on the right, for not being aware she was about to fall out of her shirt. So much for my awareness!
Lol, I thought that too until I read the comments
Awsome name. I am jealous.
Look erryone. This is funny.
Let’s not make a huge public debate about it from behind our computer screens. Thx.
Failure to understand your audience. Seriously, people are on this page because of short attention spans. By the time they finished your unibomber-like rant, they forgot what web site they were on. You are an idiot who needs to just stay off recipe trading sites like this and you should go to a humorous blog or something. (can someone tell me who I am writing to?)
All I want to see is the top of their heads anyway…..
Hang on a second. “As a female I know the difference between real and fake boobs”?? What? Being female somehow gives us boob-detecting superpowers? Because I don’t have any… and I’ve had probably some 20 years more experience at being a female than you.
Being female doesn’t give anyone an edge on knowing the difference between real and fake.
She went into the woman’s locker room, “tripped” and fell on her.
Truth. I would say that if anything, being a female would give you less experience at looking at chests. You may see your own 24/7, but most guys stare at enough boobs to know the difference.
Yeah, really. I can’t tell the difference unless they’re really, obviously fake, like watermelons-stuffed-down-your-shirt fake. Mostly because I don’t need to pay attention to things like that.
Were people actually implying because I have no self-confidence that’s why I’m alone? That’s a bit harsh, you don’t even know me, I’m only 18, and you have no right assuming because I have no confidence that’s why I’m alone. What I do know is this: Men are pigs. But back to my other rant, which was purely over the fact it’s wrong the attitude people have about what a woman should look like. And I agree with the other point someone made about assuming she was upset about having small boobs (which I think I maybe implied but didn’t really say). It’s just a picture, a small moment in time. And that’s what makes this so sad, that all these people judge her based on the size of her boobs. Because she’s looking down and has what appears to be an unhappy face, and she’s flat chested, she MUST be upset because she has small boobs. Yeah…totally, there is no OTHER explaination.
And someone suggested that I have bad taste in men based on being ‘worried about what that type of guy thinks’…Like I said in my last comment, I live with them, I can’t not hear them when they sit around saying shit, while looking in magazines at chicks who boobs look like they’ve been bolted on. Plus, that seems to be the only type of guy around.
Oh, and you can generally tell when someone’s boobs are fake…Sadly in most cases it’s damn easy. The only time it’s hard to tell is when the person only goes up a cup or whatever and gets them low profile and behind the muscle.
No, it’s pretty clear the reason you’re alone isn’t because you lack confidence, actually.
“All men are pigs”. Brilliant. You’re “only 18″ and making assertions about a whole half of the human population. Trust me – hanging around a bunch of 18-year olds is not a good indicator of males a whole.
How will you learn anything if you know it all already.
Also, you need to LIGHTEN UP, you take things too SEE-RIUS-LEEE
No, I call men pigs because they keep hurting me based on the fact that all they want is sex and I’m not going to give it to them. Even if they like me they tell me to nothing else will happen because instead of a relationship they just want as many one-night stands as they can get.
I realise the ‘to’ insist meant to be there. At 18 it’s really hard, and you just get hurt. Not just me, but all girls. Sometimes guys do too, but all university boys (because they act like boys…) are only after hook-ups and random sex. And what other age-range am I meant to hang out with? Sleazy 30-yr-old men who would love nothing more then to be screwing a 18-yr-old girl?
Perhaps the fact that you are taking a blog like this seriously is indication of some sort of problem. Either lighten up or get some professional help. Seriously. And painting every male with statements like “all” is just as sexist as what you are arguing against.
Again, really, chill or get help, and until you get take this site less personally, perhaps you might want to avoid it.
(btw, I’m 17 and a girl)
See Shannon this is why Stacy gets more lads than you lol
……..Sleazy 40-yr-old men???????
Not all men want to use women for sex. You may not be able to find a decent guy in your dorm room or at a college party, but please don’t assume that every male is the same, because they aren’t. If you seriously need to find a guy that wants more than to have sex with you, look for an abstinence group or ask if any local churches have one.
No, you end up with those types of men because they are the only ones who stay around you and here is why:
Normal, nice guys want a balanced relationship where both partners want and feel the same. This includes sex that is enjoyable and desired by both. Complete and healthy relationships are not built solely on sex, but it’s a pretty important part of being intimate with someone you really like and to share something very special with that person. However, not being sexually mature (and that’s completely OK, too, when you’re still that young) enough to have those feelings means that you are currently in no position at all to pursue a relationship beyond a really good friendship.
And here is where the problem arises: you’re signaling that you are interested in relationships but not in sex. Which means that normal and nice guys are staying away from you. At the same time, this attracts player types who are out to score with you because they perceive it as a challenge.
That’s gay.
Your name is quite accurate.
Sex is great, but it needs to be in the right context — part of an intimate relationship. The key words are “intimate” and “relationship”. It takes time to get to know someone’s character and worth. Read Jane Austen (seriously!). And don’t look for guys. Do the things you like to do, and you hopefully will bump into someone worthwhile along the way. And if you don’t know what you like to do, explore! Go to college! Travel! Try some hobbies! Even if you don’t find that special someone, you will have a life, boobs or no.
What the hell is “Pop” music??????? I thought that was just a myth…Where’s my snopes icon?
a cute ditty to cheer up the poor under-endowed lass:
‘boobular tubular’ indeed
i hope i’m not the only one who sees the implant scar…
I’d hit that.
Girls Aloud = Win!
> You can call it “confidence fail” but it’s implying it’s a fail because she’s flat chested.
Shannon, this is a resounding interpretation fail on your part. Congratulations!
Also, big boobs are kind of unaesthetic. Sure, there are some guys who really, really love them. But most of the “w00t! mega-boobz!” crowd are just teenagers are immature adults trying to express their cultural conformity.
I have the creeping feeling that it’s mainly the ladies themselves who feel bigger is better. That’s because every time I hear people boasting or complaining about breast size, they are women. I never, ever heard a man say “her boobs are too small” in real life.
I just wish everybody would get over their ridiculous “bigger is better” complexes. Large boobs are saggy and wobbly like hell. They just don’t look good. Women are essentially making themselves ugly when they decide to pump them up by having surgery. Small boobs FTW!
Well, thank you for dissing those of us who happen to be well-endowed. Tolerance FAIL. >:(
I’ve heard that penis size matters mostly to other men and not as much to women. Great personal disappointment when I heard it but fair is fair I guess…
Why did this refer to my blog? I got like 20 pingbacks and a bunch of referers.
SERIOUSLY.
more like boob cover fail!!
Poor girls with real boobs!
I’m lucky that I have real boobs that aren’t tiny :B
Modesty fail for the girl on the right?
wonder how much tit tape it took to make em look like that lmao
woa boner for chick on the right…
SECOND!
WIN!
Boob win.
Big is vastly overrated. Gravity eventually WINS, every time. They get in the way, too. And hurt. And ruin the line of most clothes. And prevent one from sleeping on one’s stomach. And promote hunched shoulders. And look really awful after the age of 40. And bras are very expensive. And . . .
Guys — try strapping some balloons on for a day and get an idea of what it feels like.
Ok, ok… people, the FAIL isn’t that she has small boobs, but because it looks like she has low confidence, hence the title “Confidence fail”.
Hey, I’m 4,11 (20 years old), I’m bootylishous and I have small boobs. I’ve also lived trough years of bad self confidence because of my whole appearance, however, I’ve learned to accept myself for who I am.
And trust me, a “I’m good the way I am” attitude is hotter than “BAWWWW I need breast implants to feel better about myself” in almost every mans ears.
… now this became to serious. *Looks at picture again* LAWL.
HAHAHA
Let’s see, I know I had them at home, I’m pretty sure I saw them in the car, *sob* where did they go? *sob* Oh, there they are, everybody must think I’m sagging like my grandma. *slighty turn, push up and adjust, turn back* All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up!
#185
Wait Mr. DeMille, I’m not quite ready. *SLIGHTLY turn, etc.
#185
big boobs nasty anyway, too fake, too saggy, u name it
HOT:)!!!
The other girl looks like she has implants….Too unnaturally close together.
She doesn’t look secure
c-c-c-c-combo breaker
Um . . . Amy Winehouse IS ugly.
Boobs are like a home.
Even it doesn’t bigger that the other’s. you still have it.
(P.S. I love the original boobs.)
“Breast”assure, lady. You time will come.
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