Comments on: Fortune Fail

By: phhhh

phhhh — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:51:57 +0000

uh.. no the wrapper is open. I say you FAIL

By: B_linville

B_linville — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:40:01 +0000

why would he want to shut his hair in a car door? Why would you WANT him too? he’d just pull it back out.

By: Nerobyrne

Nerobyrne — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:29:39 +0000

Oh, indeed bleach removes what you’ve seen …
step 1 – Apply bleach to brain
step 2 – Pain
step 3 – enjoy emptiness

By: ClariPossum

ClariPossum — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:38:36 +0000

That’s why it doesn’t make sense… the fortune is not for the cookie, it’s for the consumer of the cookie… so… yeah, it’s a stretch, at least.

By: Madrugada Jones is not funny

Madrugada Jones is not funny — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:10:21 +0000

Your comics suck. Just saying, you’re really not funny. If you need clarifications so people can get the alleged “joke” you have failed as a comic, an artist and as a human being. You will die unloved and alone.

By: MSpears

MSpears — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 14:38:48 +0000

I’m American. Believe me, I do understand irony. “You can be trusted to keep a secret,” indeed… they forgot to add the corollary: “But your secret fortune cookie can’t.”

By: Failbot

Failbot — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 00:26:59 +0000

its already open FFS , post something funny

By: Ash

Ash — Wed, 06 May 2009 03:37:12 +0000

Everything against him personally

By: you should find a new career

you should find a new career — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 00:17:03 +0000

my name speaks for itself.

By: jingles

jingles — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:17:59 +0000

the Larrikin is just angry that he wasn’t first

By: cappucino

cappucino — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:33:04 +0000

oh damn ur so harsh. using **’s and all…
but ya i agree

By: SacMB2006

SacMB2006 — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 00:21:54 +0000

Ohhh! I get it now…
Comprehension fail…

By: Buster

Buster — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:55:40 +0000

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Seriously, your cartoons suck, and you fail.

By: philip.

philip. — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:06:06 +0000

that was not a useful thing to say.

so stfu.

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 00:19:43 +0000

Really? Think they might be taking steroids?

By: PeaceSignIndexDown(:

PeaceSignIndexDown(: — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:57:57 +0000

ummm i dont get this one.
:/

By: Circles

Circles — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:33:04 +0000

No, you are too.

By: Jon

Jon — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:44:16 +0000

I’m the only person posting here who is not a FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Dark

Dark — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:47:32 +0000

Do you not get irony? Someone told me that Americans don’t know what irony and sarcasm are, but I’d assumed it was as joke.

By: Dark

Dark — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:46:03 +0000

Failure troll is a failure.

By: Dark

Dark — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:43:36 +0000

And this is why, kids, we do not follow strange links on the internet. no matter how hard you try, even bleach does not remove what you've seen from your brain.

By: Stuff White Parents Like

Stuff White Parents Like — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 22:27:33 +0000

Fortune cookies go state too quickly.

By: squizan

squizan — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:03:48 +0000

Additional late First

By: twolaneflash

twolaneflash — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:34:13 +0000

There’s only 2 kinds of secrets: those that are too good to keep, and those that aren’t fit to tell.

By: damnedgamer

damnedgamer — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:56:58 +0000

thats ab epic FAIL I love it xD

By: Vaux

Vaux — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:49:37 +0000

Best one I saw, but didn’t actually get: Having lunch at a Chinese restaurant with 5, male co-workers. Big, round table. The one sitting across from me is a small, effeminate guy. He triggers most people’s “gaydar”, but he dates chicks. He’s also extremely homophobic (which makes me think he’s in a state of denial). Anyway, we finish the meal, get our cookies and start reading our fortunes in turn. I notice the face of the guy across from me has turned bright red, and he refuses to read his fortune. Eventually, one of the other guys manages to get it away from him. It reads: “Kiss the person sitting next to you”. Lame-ass fortune but, considering the person who got it and the all-male environment he was in…. couldn’t have been more perfect! Laughed so hard, my drink came out of my nose.

By: Shirtan

Shirtan — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:48:31 +0000

I call first on that one

By: b.

b. — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:08:38 +0000

adding “except in bed” is usually funnier than adding “in bed”

By: sim

sim — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:29:45 +0000

add “in bed” to the end of that

By: anon

anon — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:43:17 +0000

I think TheLarrikin is a little upset, as he didn’t post first!

By: fox

fox — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:49:10 +0000

If it wasn’t sealed what would be the point, you FAIL for being a DICK.

By: fox

fox — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:47:53 +0000

I agree, and put it to you that this Stu fellow is not a doctor at all but a FAIL.

By: fox

fox — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:45:53 +0000

why CARTOONS not just cartoons. then i looked and realised that they were FAIL.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:05:42 +0000

i clicked, i saw, i wished i could un-see.

By: fn

fn — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:40:22 +0000

“you shall undertake and complete many tasks” was the best fortune i got…

By: Keelhaul

Keelhaul — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:22:33 +0000

Here’s a few…”You will soon experience fatherhood”…or “There is a doctor visit in your very near future” but, that will only work if you sell cheap ones.

By: Katy

Katy — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:50:46 +0000

mmmm … I did too. Maybe we have a viable business idea here. Fortune condoms. Yes.

By: b.

b. — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:35:09 +0000

at first sight it looked like a condom to me so i thought “wtf, they sell fortune condoms now?”

vision fail.

By: Keelhaul

Keelhaul — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:27:40 +0000

“Rookie,rookie….Bad cookie!!!! Cookie do bad job!!! Me no trust cookie no more!!!”

By: Warwick

Warwick — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:10:51 +0000

Agreed. If “first” is the best you can do, you have failed.

By: ProZak

ProZak — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:50:36 +0000

Dude. Seriously? Calm the weeping Jebus down. It’s not like he had buttsecks with your sister.

..as far as we know.

By: brendan

brendan — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:45:23 +0000

That is so not sealed into the wrapper. you fail at life.
DIAF
DIAF
DIAF
DIAF
DIAF
DIAF
DIAF
DIAF

By: brendan

brendan — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:42:51 +0000

I agree with thelarkin. if you don’t have something useful to say, STFU.

at any rate. this picture is retarded and just thought you all should know that.

By: molesticide

molesticide — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:05:05 +0000

i still think your cartoons suck.

By: Redthevamp

Redthevamp — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:23:26 +0000

lol chinese fail!

By: boom

boom — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:09:46 +0000

It’s not open. The fortune is sealed into the wrapper. Look again.
For looking for fakeness instead of funny you FAIL

By: Douche

Douche — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:57:22 +0000

The wrapper is open. Someone stuck this fortune which came from a different cookie into this wrapper with another cookie. That person fails at life.

By: http://englishfail.wordpress.com

http://englishfail.wordpress.com — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:53:03 +0000

YUMMMMM…. Fortune Cookies!!

By: Nice

Nice — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:51:46 +0000

YUMMMM… Fortune Cookies!!

http://englishfail.wordpress.com

By: Madrugada Jones

Madrugada Jones — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:15:55 +0000

First to reply to this guy’s a-hole comment! And to see my CARTOONS click on my name link.