Click to see G-Rated Pics and Movies Only
« Previous Drive Thru Bar? FAIL. | Breathalyzer Fail Next »
» 107 Failures in Communication
Daily Shipments of Fail via Email
Our RSS Fail
-
Recent Comments
Up Yours on Bus Fail DemeterAUS on Eyebrow Fail Hoopy Frood on Weather Fail Hoopy Frood on Weather Fail Hoopy Frood on Weather Fail ADP on Parenting Fail Amjad on Eyebrow Fail Nick on Bulletin Board Win Lady Pavarti on Eyebrow Fail xCainex on Eyebrow Fail
fucking WHAT
Sweeney Todd.
what was sweeney todd about????
killing people and making them into meat pies
*spits out his meatpie* Saywha?
win
Dude! I friggin live near that place!!
u better watch out then
don’t get dismembered! hehe
Right on! i live in muscatine, just half hour away!
i mean how does anybody involved allow this to happen?
somebody was in on it.
It could be on purpose – trying to get customers in because of the owner’s notoriety..
um…..I think that would do the opposite for me
One order of Soylent Green, coming up! Would you like fries with that?
wait a minute….
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
no shit sherlock
True. No such thing as bad publicity or so the saying goes.
The saying actually goes: Bad publicity is good publicity
the phrase is “there’s no such thing as bad publicity”
actually i thought it was “all publicity is good publicity”
“No news is good news?”
win.
Image load fail..
Adblock Win.
comment win
Best/worst part: The man who was convicted of cutting his wife’s body up with a chainsaw is selling TACOS. I know it’s farfetched and biased and all, but I’m sorry, having watched Sweeney Todd, I’m not going to *willingly* order any chopped-meat product from a *known* human-body-chopper-upper!!
Lots of news stories, including some about the guy’s post-prison arrests for domestic violence and drugs, at Google (click my name/initial).
Whoops – the link didn’t take on the first try.
I know. After seeing South Park when Cartman feeds Scott Tenorman’s parents to him in Chef’s chili, I will never eat chili again. If a kid in 4th grade can do that, who can you trust?
fiction FAIL
south park WIN!
oh ew. Sweeney Todd… amazing movie… meat pies… oh… I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit… ew… ok, I’m ok now. that’s just a little too creepy for me to want to get tacos from him.
It was self defense….she came at him with a tree.
Okay, so at first I was all “no wai!” so I looked it up and found this:
http://www.qctimes.com/articles/2006/11/22/news/local/doc4563f42217b92369513837.txt
apparently, “he killed his wife in self-defense, throwing a pool ball at her when she pointed a gun at him.”
he was caught and convicted of second degree murder after his wife’s torso, having been processed with a chainsaw, was found by fishermen.
Oh, and:
“He definitely has the best tacos on this side of the river,” said Scott Smith of Rock Island.
This is the part I liked best:
“I learned to make tacos from the Hispanics while I was in the joint.”
Like, if you heard some goofball say that, you’d be all “oh, you’re hard, POSER, that one time you drove past the jail half an hour before visiting hours.” In no way would you think it’s something an actual wife-dismemberer would say…
What’s his secret? Hint: It’s not “all to do with herbs.”
pic doesn’t show in firefox browser…at least for me…
Nor for me
ff 3.0 (OSX 10.5.3)
Works fine for me.
Must be a version issue. I’ve got earlier versions of both FF and OSX.
Yeah, where’s your smart alacky punk now telling you how much better he is than the PC guy, huh?
Get a haircut and a real job you slacker!
I guess you are right Bill G. I do need to do more with my life. I guess if my Dad Steve had been smart like you, his company would have more than a 6% market share now and my laptops would cost less than $1200 for a base model.
Just a quick advice: The pic is blocked by AddBlock, because there’s an adver*-someting in there.. so please check your block-settings and set up an exception.
The file is called http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-advertising-eats-sweets.jpg
Hope that helped.
Try setting an exception on “fail-advertising-eats-sweets.jpg”. It’s blocked by AddBlock, because there’s an adver*-something in it.
thx! works fine now.
For someone who doesn’t care, you took quite an interest in that.
At least we’ll know where he gets his spareribes from ;o)
If you dare, DoN’t eat there…
That was in 2006. He has since been arrested again. Click my name for the news link.
He was arrested for possesion of crack, unfortunately he hasn’t killed and chopped up anyone else, so go ahead and order the mystery meat.
All meat is murder!! Even a cow has a soul!
a tasty, tasty soul. Mmmmm…cheeseburgers!
you spelled cheezburger wrong.
Lol… “I can has human fleshburger?”
Yeah I’d like the “Dahmer” special with a side of “Hitcher” fries.
Made me lol
Ha!! Soulburgers…..We eat the best and God gets the rest….
haha nice. im such a hypocrite for this, but im against hunting, but oh so for slaughterhouses. lol. i especially like chicken. mmm. <3
fuck you, there’s no such thing as the soul.
I agree — souls, no; nervous systems and brains and emotions and will to live, yes.
Also, to be pedantic, you don’t “like chicken”. You “like to eat dead chickens”. I actually like chickens (plural intended), which is one reason I don’t eat them. Or maybe I like them because I don’t eat them, a la Kafka and fish. Whatever.
You know you need animal souls for your soul to continue to exist, right?
That’s why vegetarians have no souls.
Definitely would stay away from any “chicken” or “pork” dishes on the menu.
So children, when A stranger with a chainsaw asks you to come to his place cause he has candy what do you say?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yep. Good Response.
I would still go with him before I went with an unarmed, smiling clown.
He took someone’s life, he should have got life in prison – not just 20 years. Justice system FAIL.
It was in self defense, so not really
Sorry, I got that wrong. Source check fail.
are yoo sure it was in self defense? i mean, they all say that.
I remember when this happened.
What made this even worse was they they had a 14 year old son.
I hope Klindt rots in, well, you know.
This doesn’t look like an AD – looks like the type of editorial snippet you get from the SUN-chain of newspapers.
Welcome to Eat My Sweets…..Errrr I mean Eat AND Sweets….Our special today
is the stinky meat burrit-ho.
It should be called an eat-her-y.
He & Jeffery Dahlmer should go into business together?
But if the man actually did kill & dismember his wife how is it that he’s free to start his own business?
Why don’t you read some of the links that several of us have posted (the link in my name leads to Google’s results on his name) – or even just the other comments above like “he should have got [sic] life, not just 20 years.” That’s assuming you’re not curious enough to do any actual research on your own, which seems to be the case… but here, I’ll spoon feed it to you anyway:
He was convicted of second-degree murder, sentenced to 50 years, which was automatically halved due to prison overcrowding, and by the time they added in some time off for good behavior, he got out after serving some 20 years or so.
“He originally was sentenced to 50 years, but the sentence was automatically CUT IN HALF, and he received credit for good behavior.”
Word choice fail.
Both are correct. To HALVE is to CUT IN HALF (or multiply by one half or divide by two or divide in half). This English quirk gets my ESL math students all the time!
Wife: I’m tired of cooking. Let’s go out tonight.
Husband: I know just where to go.
Wife: Never mind.
Wow, glad to finally see the QC represented on the Failblog. Too bad it’s for murder. Oh well. I’m still pissed that my FAIL parking meter didn’t make the cut.
‘more than a year’?!?!?!?! how much more? seriously i would be sooooooo dissapointed if that weren’t a MAJOR understatement.
What is this in reference to?
hehehe. Oh, yeah, Little Chicago. This is the same place where a cop was pulled over for DWI, refused to take the breathalyser, refused to do the field test, and was put on paid “administrative leave” for nearly 16 months, before the union decided that they might let him face the charges.
That pig was *paid* for that entire time. And didn’t have to do a single bit of work, either.
Gotta love the QC.
the coroner of the town in which I grew up owned a restaraunt. He often parked his coroner’s “meat wagon” out front. It FAILed. This sounds like a candidate for that category…
“nyeh!”
thats the noise I made when I read it
I wanna eat there…
haha, I *HAVE* eaten there! He asked us how our burritos were. I lawled.
Right because that REALLY entices me to go there!
Be extra careful with the tip…
Hilarious! As the old adage goes “bad PR is not necessarily ‘good’ PR”.
Epic fail.
Excuse me, waiter, there’s a finger in my chili.
Looks faked… as if it was possibly pasted in the papper. Notice how the yellow highlight seems to smoothly run a straight line on the top and right sides? I don’t know. I bet the foods great, though!
reading the other comments fail
not faked. I live here. Weird story.
http://www.qctimes.com/articles/2006/11/22/news/local/doc4563f42217b92369513837.txt
He had to close his buisness quite a while ago to take care of his ill parents.
Honest to God truth, I once took a check from this guy while working the cash register at Walgreens. I just looked at him in awe and amazement … and he looked at me with contempt and crotchedy-old-murderer-ness. Working at Walgreens at the time, I desperately wanted to ask him, “What’s it like????”
it reminds me of sweeney todd.
XDDD
TOTALLY TRUE. I LIVE IN THE QUAINT LITTLE TOWN.
Totally FAILd.
’scuse me while I goes bak to nomming my mommie.
~m
buisness fail.
Failure at appearance.
woo iowa!!
SWEENEY TODD IS REAL!
Wow, I don’t live far from there, who new there was fail close to me
Justice System FAIL
First Fail that has really made me LOL.
Like Sweeney Todd!
sounds like a nice guy.
picture/video is gone!!
Oh wow.
And i was born near there.
That is a Fail For Iowa.
I was a teenager in Davenport when this all happened. It was creepy, shocking & sad since they had an 8 year old son.
The jokes that went around were a riot though.
Looks like Klindt can’t stay out of trouble! http://www.qctimes.com/news/local/article_ebadd6f0-8cc7-51e6-bbe4-a51bcf8163b7.html
im fairly certain that was meant for a joke and not for real buisiness is it?
Oh Great! I’m sure he’d make a killing!
he is a loser