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Yeah, my first “first”.
Congrats Manni, you may now eat someone’s shorts. :þ
The testimony broke up people? (3rd para)
Check author.
Peter McFarlane
Peter Griffin -> Seth McFarlane
what’s the relation here?
They’re citing Constable Peter McFarlane for a quote that’s out of frame. The author is listed at the beginning of the article, where it says “by DARCY RICKARD”.
1. First Comment! Yeah!
2. Double Fail! He’s 18!? No Way! He looks at least 30!
damn, so close
thought i had first
Being 30 I would like to say he looks like being 40 at least…
ppl probably age real quick in stettler
people age really fast in the onion. he was acquitted, meaning unless he called the newspaper the story couldn’t be published.
No its because everytime u eat underwear the underwear will give u as a gift 25 years.
Maybe his diet & drinking problem have aged him beyond his years?
kids, don’t chew underwear. this could happen to you!
It looks like it should read “48″ I think the left side of the “4″ didn’t print dark enough (as sometimes happens in the papers) to be captured by the camera.
Yeah but then it would read An 48 year old…. and that’s just really terrible english…I’m guessing it’s a picture of someone else in the story, the Constable or something…
Yeah, the FAIL here is definitely premature aging.
Not 18 – I’m 18 and he’s definitely *not* 18.
Picture fail for sure (he looks like more than 18 years old). By the way, this was a pretty clever move! Eat his underwear to beat alcohol! Hmmmm….
Won’t work, Mythbusters checked it out.
Watching Mythbusters would have saved him some humiliation…
No way! This is clearly a win. Just look at that look on his face. He’s thinkung “Yeah, I beat you pigs, what. . . What!?!”
You’re telling me that the people on Mythbusters got loaded, then ate dick straps and checked their BAC? I have to start watching that show.
too bad if he didn’t whip his ass
I wonder if they will test this method of trying to beat the breathalyser on Mythbusters!!
Reading previous comments: FAIL.
Mythbuster comments above:
June 9th, 2008 at 10:27 am
June 9th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Random Remarks: June 9th, 2008 at 4:43 am
so its your FAIL in knowing time circulation..
Njam Njam, tastefull shorts…
Timing Fail…this photo was on Rotten at least 5 or 6 years ago…tsk tsk…
Anyway, funny!
Actually, the news article predates even that.
I saw it in a book printed in 1992, so it’s gotta be even older than that.
I bet the policemen were laughing their asses off though. How stupid can you get?
Bart Simpson would approve.
As would John Bender.
Yeah… that’s…. hot.
Glory
Wo ist meine Hose?
Hey that’s my line!
Wo sind meinem Hosen?
No, in German you don’t need to make “pants” plural. It would have to be “Wo ist meine Hose?” as Klaus stated.
I don’t know whether it’s more shocking that he tried this in the first place, or that it actually worked. Regardless, it’s still a huge FAIL. I am enjoying picturing people flooding out of the courtroom, barely holding in their laughter long enough to get into the hallway. Lol!
it only works if you eat someone elses shorts people – come on!
Dude!!! That gum you’re chewing smells like butt!!!!!
Being drunk enough to eat your underwear should be an indicator that you’re not really supposed to be driving, even if you pass the breathalyzer.
Very funny though, I must admit.
Dwight, is that you?
Though quite creative and you must be pretty gros to eat your underwear in such a short time. But good idea
Being 40, I’d say he looks even older than that. And I’d say it’s more of an eyeglasses fail than anything.
Ah, Stettler, home of my youth. Thankfully, not that youth. Honest.
Isn’t the drinking age 21 everywhere anyway ?
in the netherlands you can drink from age 16:D
No, just America.
Drinking age in Alberta is 18, (19 in most other *Canadian* provinces)
I’ve seen this article so many times.
COURT FAIL
Not surprisin’ he was aquitted, impaired driving law in Canada is a joke. Enforcement is tough, the courts might as well be wearin’ clown noses.
I can’t believe .08 is considered ok to drive.
In Australia he’d go straight to jail, do not pass GO…do not collect car from crusher.
He looks like Hank Hill
A photocopy of this made the rounds of the prison where I used to work a few years ago. It was doubly funny to us because he’s a dead ringer for a sergeant we had at the time.
Stupidity has no limits…
18-year old? he looks atLEAST fitty!
so this guy got drunk and decided to go for a rided sans trousers before snacking on his underpants? or did he actually remove his pants after an officer of the law pulled him over?
creepydrunknopantsunderwearmunchingoldyoungguys make my brain cry.
My mother told me to always wear clean underwear in case I was in an accident. I didn’t realize this was what she meant.
Did anyone notice that it specifies that the guy ate THE CROTCH? In the unlikely event I were to try this, I think I’d start with the waistband. The crotch would be my last choice. No, wait…make that next to last.
As for the picture of an allegedly 18-year-old guy…maybe it’s fake ID fail?
fail… who would make themselves YOUNGER with a fake ID?
Someone who wasn’t obsessed with getting drunk.
So… that’s me… and… you’re right, Nobody.
Why create a fake ID and then put a picture on it of someone who’s clearly underage? You’d want the picture to look enough like you that the clerk wouldn’t do a doubletake, but the clerks I’ve seen usually pay much more attention to the ID than the bearer, so I’d want the pic on the ID to look “mature.” Maybe use an older cousin or brother’s pic.
In any event, as has been pointed out, the drinking age where he lives is apparently 18, so there’d really be no need for a fake ID anyway. I would be more inclined to suspect a medical condition that causes premature aging (Werner’s syndrome, for instance) or a simple mix-up in typesetting/layout of photos. My local newspaper is famous for mixing up pictures so that the picture on page one actually belongs to the story on page 3, and vice versa.
I can’t believe nobody commented on the fact that the courtroom just happened to have visiting school kids on that day. Double-extra fail.
what? 18 my ass
…43 at the least
Fail? Didn’t it actually work though?
dumb white people.
hahaa.
jk jk
When I was a police officer, I arrested a guy who was chewing on a condom because he thought the latex smell would mask the alcohol smell. It didn’t work for him.
this is a win
he’s 18 and didnt get anycharges for driving drunk or m.i.p
and he watched too many simpsons cartoons a win for sure he beat the system
Hygeine fail!
oh my goodness – he is not 18! wtf he looks like he’s 45
this is win.. it worked he was gonna blow a .09
that dude is SO not 18.
i’m 18. i know what 18-year olds look like heh
that guy is like 40
Wow i wonder how it tasted.
xP
How has noone picked up that this looks like Rainn Wilson (Dwight) from The Office?
Because he doesn’t..?
Must have been super tasty. Who ever thought of that. Lolz
You guys all fail. xD The guy in the picture is the officer who committed the guy. XD At least I”m pretty sure because the guy’s name is in bold above the picture.
18 looking like 34…FAIL.
OMG! YAAAAAA… STETTLER REPRESENTIN!! wooot… (should I be embarrassed that i’m from that town now?? oh wait, i already am.. hahahaha)
that was a total win. He got off!
in soviet russia, underwear eats YOU
Typing skills=FAIL. 81 is the actual age.
lul I think the fact that he ate undies is dwarfed by the fact that that guy is only 18…wtf
Thats a double fail, notice that it says 18 year old, and the man looks to be at least 45
dang i saw that article and i was gonna post it. not. but i did see the article before
I’m pretty sure no one would eat their underwear without being drunk, so what’s the point of the test anyway?
eating a cigarette works, i did it and passed after 14 cans of carlesberg.
and he is not 18